Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

ああ忘れた, 日本語で読んでるの事

>tokusatsu
what's the appeal?

Nodic boipucci

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君はガンダム

WHY NODIC BOI
WHY WEARING A SKIRT

It's cool.

>older
>girls

try fishing if you want to burn off time

>ヴォルデモートの一人称
どうしてこうなった

まゆゆ r8
vocaroo.com/i/s1CNAyc1oaDD

I'd reather not leave my apartment desu

Are you reading it in German or Japanese? (or English?)

俺はスネイプを推す

乙
ウルトラマンかな

毎回ぴったりな画像持って来るなw

とりあえず、ビール

You know the reason.

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I bought the japanese kindle version for about 10€ on amazon, it's kind of a rip-off but it was worth it, I'm learning a lot

うわぁ・・・
忘れてた
翻訳者さんなんかキメてるよな

君本当にフランス人?

I went to fuck a Korean girl and then settle down to enjoy a nice meal that consists of succulent dog meat.

What's the tastiest dog meal in Korea?

>went
the fuck am i doing?
i meant *want to*

fucking end my life god

>What's the tastiest dog meal in Korea?
Go up to a street vendor and ask for "hot dogs", then wink at him.

He'll know what you mean.

sorry

hmm
i think this will end with my arsehole in tatters
so i'll give it a miss

うん、フランス人だよ
なぜそれを聞く?

日本語が外人っぽくないからw

パリジャンなの?

>なぜそれを聞く?
分かってるくせにw

(つД｀)
スネイプ先生…

how does a korean wink?

おう、パリの近くに住んでる

べ、別に・・・

・・・ごめんなさい
オレそんなに上手くはないよ

>he made the mistake of trusting peru

中二病?
それとも別な人?

おめでとうございます

Wrong proxy?

レミーが分裂した…?

通りでレミーにしては紳士的だと思った!!!!!

うわっ、本当にお前だったw
久しぶりだね
もう二度と来ないだろうと思ってたわ

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中二病が帰ってきた!?

久しぶりだねえ
妹さんは元気?

このスレには日本語が話せるフランス人が2人いるのか
レミーしか知らなかったわ…

馴れ合いいいわ、、

酷い言いようだなw
まあ確かにレミーっぽくないとは思ったけど

よっ
久しぶりい。ひいひいじいさんは元気?

あっ、数か月ぶりに姿見せても日本人の誰からも歓迎されなかった沙羅じゃん
元気してた?

こんにちは。

nihongo fuck yourself

Corn itchy wa?

Taking a big dump

元気~
そうですね。
私はいつもはいないんですけど
誰も信じないかもしれませんね

レミーさんにはひどすぎるだろw

書き込みするの久しぶりだね
時々書き込まずに来てたよ

妹さんは元気です、ありがとうございます

Keep us updated
I want to know how big it is
How much loo roll you used
And how bad the smell was

Thanks xxx

もう少し特徴のあるやつにしろ。
うまくできん

こんにちは、amigo。

Oi, ともだち.

ブラジル人発見!

やあお前ら

よおジャガイモ

しまった!

やあ海藻

え? なにこれ?

日本のイメージって海藻なのか
やはり寿司(海苔)だからか

日本のジャガイモは死にました

pepe is racist

shouldn't be a problem
you're also a racist

how can I be racist If Im not white ?

The repeated caller-jap subhumans misunderstand.
Japanese like to adopt foreign culture originally.

Youtube界もおもしろい
youtu.be/GdrShaghNuU
youtu.be/1DI5Rp3bhIY

Isn't that Oda Nobunaga's?

Yes.
He was wearing a mantle.

海藻消化できるらしいし、米や魚なんかより海藻のが合ってる

And Japanese are of mixed Northern people and Southern people.
The including multi groups is our characteristic.

How did you lot end up being the best looking East Asian people?

Why is he the best japanese film director?

We have both mountains and sea.
The people in mountains are characteristic usually in the world.
Caucasus, Alpus and Gurkha in Nepal.
And a basis is Sea Peoples..
I guess those element is the reason for difference from common Continental people.

過疎ってきたなー

because film director known abroad are very few in japan.

白ゲイ

佳子さまは僕の彼女なんだよ

she has fallen into dark side

any sexy obese japanese chicks want to hang out with me.

skill of make-up and plastic surgery.

youtu.be/pbv9XeH3YU4

youtu.be/TArU3P1DutA
youtu.be/boTl9CzS2M8
youtu.be/Fqhkac_aPg0

Why is the Emperor sorry about what Japan did during WW2, but not Abe?

nytimes.com/2005/06/28/world/asia/visiting-saipan-japans-emperor-honors-dead.html

pretty please

しにてーーーーーーーー

saying sorry is free payment
it is desiable to say sorry by people without political power

say that again and i'll cut your throat

生きろ

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how popular is kendo in Japan? Is it possible to learn kendo as a foreigner in Japan too?

I may or may not want to try kendo if I ever decide to do take part in a language exchange program there

I don't know about Switzerland but here in Canada it's fairly popular. Probably not as popular as karate, judo or wing chun but still a really popular martial art.

He wasn't a Emperor at the time.So,he has no responsibility.

if you are a student, probably you can

okay, it wouldn't be much new to me, because I practiced european sword fighting for a year and I am fairly good at it. so swords aren't new to me

So I hope I can join a club if I decide to live in Japan for taking part in a language school

Pic related, is medieval sword fighting from the club I trained with

only university and college students?

生きてんだぞ、俺は
それが問題だ

「フフっ・・・悪く思うなよ、小僧」、と俺は呟いてソードを抜刀した

yeah...
mainly kendo is playing by students or policemen
I haven't seen other people play kendo
so, before comming to japan, It would be better for you to find the concrete place

oh okay, thank you for the info

can you please translate to french or english please? I can't speak japanese yet. I know it's got something to do with what I said (I know google translate duh)

>"pssh... nothing personnel, kid" *unsheathes katana*

I was just poking fun at you, don't worry too much about it.

I tried to go for the light novel writing style but horribly failed in my humble opinion.

youtube.com/watch?v=evV7L2SyDt4

朝の7時

This is now in my youtube history. Fuck you.

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what kind of takeaway food is popular in japan?
pizza hut, mcdonalds, chinese food?

日本人の友達を作ったり、話したりしたいなら、どうやって?
Lineとかskypeとか、人気なのは?

Yoshinoya

gyuudon(yoshinoya, sukiya, matsuya, nakau)
pizaa is a luxury food

Lineが圧倒的人気ですぜ、先輩
ただ、日本人は知らない人とはLine上で話さないかも

>pizaa is a luxury food
whoa dude i'm so sorry

吉野家のチゲ鍋は最高!!

What about Twatter?

Pizza is not that great.

I really fucking love fish and it cost too much. The only way I have to eat fish everyday is to buy shitty frozen fish. I'd trade pizza for fish any day.

>tfw no Japanese friend to go to McDonalds to get a Funassyi toy

youtube.com/watch?v=DNPw-Foux-g

This is the price of pizza
To make matters worse, It was the appreciation of the yen in this time.

to make a Japanese friend, maybe twitter is the best choice

>0:17
>bunch of japanese kids dabbing

Hi there.

I thought I'm your friend tho

>tfw not in Japan

Why must we be separated?

介護や看護を外国人に任せてる国ってあるの?

Everytime I make a friend on 4hcna I assume I'm getting trolled and stop talking to them after a while. Even if we were friends for more than a year.

>4hcna
I meant Cred Forums

大逆転裁判2発表おめでとうさん

>tfw no Mexican friend to go to izakaya and do kanpai with
But at least, I can communicate with you and talk about daily life and favourite game here
You are one of the nicest person in this thread

Thanks for invent this.

イギリスなんかベビーシッターすら移民だし・・・
まあその結果が医療崩壊だけど

Thanks. Lately I have not posted much, though, just the usual こんにちは and >tfw posts. Sometimes I post music so I can know what you guys listen.

By the way, sorry for the ijime post yesterday.

私はマンコの破壊者だけど、マンコを持っていないよ。どうしようよ?

おはようはございますが、こんにちはございません

Why do you kill Ainu?

ケツマンコがあるじゃないか

Yeah, I want to do fun things with you not ijime

There are also Ainu people in Japanese society today.
But that old house were destroyed and rebuilt.
Are houses like these in your country today?
And Japanese was prohibited about a study of Northern people by GHQ as it's a study relate to a part of north-east China.
Therefore many Japanese don't know the details about them at all today.

gibe puss

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ほはいお

>cacahuate estilo japones
Tasty as fuck.

I hope I can go to Tokyo in 4 years for the olympics, it should be fun. I'm currently studying japanese and I finished learning hiragana and katakana. I'm a slow learner, but I'll do my best.

where do you get such cute webm?

Ohio

そういえば。。。ありがとう

I scour the web in search of cute things, and then I collect them so that future generations might know such joys.

>a cat licking your ears

a bit gross that

What did they mean by this?

Ok, I literally have cute folder in my computer so I can watch cute things again and again. I feel a bit sad the fact Cred Forums prefer human asses to cute kittens but I still believe obsession of cutenesses are global things.

Why are you such beautiful person?

Cat germs aren't like human germs m8, they're actually good for your health because they cause happiness.

Human asses are good too. Cute kittens and human asses each stimulate separate parts of my brain though.

沖縄人に比べたら、アイヌの人たちが自分たちの権利がどうだの日本政府の迫害がどうだのうるさく文句言うのは見たことないな
沖縄人はアイヌより人口多いから目立つってのもあるだろうけど、やっぱり北の人は南の人より大人しくて文明的だからだろうか

Ah, my dear seppo.

Have you considered that this poster is perhaps a girl?

The clues are there:
likes cute things
doesn't like to see arse on the interwebs
feels a bit sad

異議あり

Gibeme?
I heard poverty rates among Ainu are significantly higher compared to Yamato ethnic group, a larger proportion of them receive welfare benefits.

Human kids do cute things sometimes too, they are cute just like little kittens are cute.
If you see these cute things and human asses or boobs in a same way, I would say it's a bit gross.

You mistake Okinawans and Ainu wrong.

>Human kids do cute things sometimes too, they are cute just like little kittens are cute.
>If you see these cute things and human asses or boobs in a same way, I would say it's a bit gross.

Definitely a girl

So are you going to jack off to her text already or what?

The east part of ancient Japan was Ainu called 'Ezo'.
Ainu people was named by Westerners probably.
We are mixed between Yamato and Ezo basically..
And there were various groups in Ainu.
I agree with keeping the latest people of Ainu in Hokkaido tho.

no
i don't like jap girls

i'll leave it to you, you fat cunt.

アイヌはもう日本諦めてロシアに行ったんじゃないか

Guys, we got a butthurt over here. Stop the thread or he might start crying.

too late
i'm crying my eyes out

an american said i was butthurt
that's really mean

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ゲームは一日一時間

>The_moment_a_Brazilian_guy_realized_he_is_a_monkey.gif

>Human kids do cute things sometimes too, they are cute just like little kittens are cute.
Baby humans aren't quite as cute as baby animals though.

Cred Forumsは一日10時間

>Baby humans aren't quite as cute as baby animals though.
It means you're an animal rather a human.

Which prefecture are you from?

厳しいノルマだな

千葉

>Japanese
>human

Pick one.

It is said that Chiba is a name of Ainu language tho.
Isn't your hometown that place?

It's a Peruvian programme?

Post your eyes please?

Maybe that was a little too much, João.

>TVPeru
I suppose so.

>that place
where?

i've finished crying
a nice cup of tea calmed me down

>It is said that Chiba is a name of Ainu language tho.
This is the most retard thing I've ever seen in Japanese thread.

chiba.
that means local people

なめろうをください

I thouhgt it's a dog breed.

Shiba

美しい恋人が欲しい。

This is "boke."

This is "Tsukkomi."

wwwww

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>shiba prefecture
It sounds adorable, I want to go there.

How many Japanese people here use HelloTalk, if any?

Incidentally Chiba is shaped like a dog.

誰でもそうだけど

It is a famous story that many place's name in Japan are made from Ainu language or Polynesian language.
folklore2006.jp/06082813.htm
And I don't use this thread as much as you, so I don't know the details about the theories written in this thread.

We say "ken" for both meaning of prefecture and dog.
When you say Akita ken, it means both Akita prefecture and Akita dog.

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>Incidentally Chiba is shaped like a dog.
The more I learn about Japan, the more I realise that the cosmic force that brought it into existence was a great fan of cute things.

醜い恋人はいらない?

It is similar, but it is different a little. thank you.

daijobu, the cosmic force made the british isle cute too...

>New Zealand Maori legends says the two islands of New Zealand are a canoe and a giant sting ray
Not cute

wtf I love the UK now!

多分。

それ食べて吐いたら同じように見えるはずです

>It is a famous story that many place's name in Japan are made from Ainu language or Polynesian language.
famous in where? It is known the fact they took names of places in Hokkaido after Ainu language because it is the FACT (most of the place names in Hokkaido were named during 20th century by meiji government so the origins are clear) but most of the name places in Honshu like Chiba, for example are pretty old enough to be said their origins are unclear and the Ainu language origins theory is as unreliable as Korean language origins theory. And no one ever heard about Polynesian language theory.

日本人は紅茶の方がコーヒーより賛成しますか。

個人的には紅茶派

Will Germany eliminate Ehime people when they realize shape of Ehime was taken after a German company logo?

緑茶派だな

東京名物

紅茶かコーヒーだったらどっち?

For example, きさらづ is from 君去らず.
Is is sure that is Yamato-kotoba absolutely.
Though, very old word were made by origin of Japanese language, so that could not be recorded by resource of sentences in Kanji.

It happens that the people who live in the place that is justified to its culture have a narrow view,
so is China, and Western, and Islam.
The people who live in such a place often don't know about other region's people at all.
If you have no blood of Jomon people, I wonder if you are from the Continental peninsula.

Ainu people came to Japan in the 5th. They killed native Japanese.
and Japanese have fought until 1800.
Today Anu people is Japanese.

starbucks

Are these Peanuts or shit?

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It's a tubular cookie

Yamato people and Ainu people have existed together for two thousands years in these islands.
so treating like Native American for them are evil propaganda by foreigners.

どうでもいいけど千葉って直訳でthousand leaf なんだぜ
かっこよくね?

何か200巻発売中?
読みにくい

かっけーわ

mille feuille

なんで知ってる

サイバーパンクでおなじみのチバシティか

まさか当たりかw

ベルセルクを読んでみてが、あまり漢字を知らない。

Is there really a difference between japanese sushi and north american sushi?

I know most sushi shops are owned by chienese people here but if they both use fresh fish, will it taste the same?

ミルフィーユ!また無駄な知識が増えた

千葉シティと言えばニューロマンサーずっと前に買ったまま全然読んでなかったな…

>ニューロマンサー
翻訳がひどいと星新一が言ってたな

silent hillに敵う場所なんかねーよ

sushi restaurant owned by chinese people are not bad. the terrible one is owned by whites. they make anything a ton of sugar and spice, right?

Blue forestのRPG序盤感

生きるのやめとけばいい

>leaf
>かっこいい
死んだleafでも?

埼玉を英語に直訳するとどうなる

I LOVE JAPAN THREAD

Cape Balls?

>埼とは、岸の曲がったところを表す漢字である

じゃカーブボールだな

golden balls

Chocolate salty balls

How many actual Japanese people post here?

Im a native New Yoker.
Hello everybody, nice to me to you.

only me :(

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English teacher

I'm actually theoretically Japanese

See this awful sense of jokeWe are all real Japanese here.

No.
Their English are wrong from the view point of New Yorker language.
They have accents.

I'm kanadajin3, I'll be japanese in november

I meant ethnic Japanese.
Fuck canadians

so why do japanese people assign so much worth to being Japanese, but try to make themselves look as Western as possible?

a-awful sense? it's not.

It's probably the only thing you've ever fucked

because theyre not 1 person
死のうとしたんだ!ホントウだよ!
i liked your joke but i admit it wasn't a good joke

who doesnt want

>but try to make themselves look as Western as possible?
??
like in what?

I prefer right.

Sorry,
Actually, Im from London.
I lied.

左はrightじゃなくてleftだよ
ちゃんと勉強しなさい
ったく
even worse

right gril is more cute.

left looks like bigfoot.

>wearing almost exclusively western brands and styles
>many dye their hair lighter
>some even wear contacts
Obviously that's not literally everything. I'm just saying you'd think that a country that places so much value on being Japanese wouldn't do any of that kind of shit.

This is why so many Japanese guys chose to be alone.

>i-i-i-i-i-i-i choose to be alone g-g-g-guys, r-r-realy!!!!
would look like a big foot to midgets i guess
they do that because they think it looks nice
doesnt mean they want to change race and be white people
people here go tanning a lot, doesnt mean they want to be niggers

Left has a great body type and ok face but is way too tall

Right has a manly body type, ugly face and perfect size

Girl on left looks like she's 5'8.

Japanese girls are really small for some reason.
One of their cute qualities.

Can third rate trolls stay in reddit please

>wearing almost exclusively western brands and styles
This isn't even correct

I'm 6'2 and I really like small girls with petite body. I've dated girls who were 4'11 to 5'3 but I've never dated asians.

毎日吉野家で食べよう!

Do you hug them by folding over them

cor blimey

That's because we were born to be ugly but still have to live...

>Roman Empire had had a "when you have an ugly baby, you MUST kill it" law
no wonder Roman Empire became so great, seriously.

Explosion in Manhattan senpai

I've been hearing sirens continuously for the past 20 minutes

why do most japanese have bad teeth? Here in north america its really important.

Stay safe. (´・ω・｀)

express.co.uk/news/world/711771/Explosion-New-York-manhattan-Chelsea-terrorism-bomb-America-USA

Don't know but that's one of the reasons we have to wear masks any time.

How do you know that shops?

i hope many of you die.

ところでby the way ってどういう意味なの?

are you the guy who's proud of yodeling

Isn't it a little late to celebrate 9/11?

Our diet has been westernised, and we eat less than our fathers did.
As a result our jaw has become narrower than it should be to accommodate all the teeth that have not been adjusted its sizes for softer food.

Do girls dislike to be touched boobs?

side roadみたいな意味なんじゃねえの。

No, they like it but only if you ask nicely and they are attracted by you.

>eat
*chew

the conditions are too difficult to be made
i give up

｢ところで｣もかなりきてるけどな。
at the place? 所で

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we all will be die someday.

ところで、「by the way」は「ところで」の意味を持っています
ちょっと関係ない事を話題にするフレーズです

What part are you in

what's written there?

Start of with light weightlifting Japan-bro, then increase it as you learn.

私はちょっとひきこもりだけど、運動するとめっちゃマンコをくれるよ。

『ええ~っ そんなこと言わない方がいいのに』と思っている
They think "eeeeeh, you shouldn't say such thing"

I make new thread?

じゃ「by the rail-way」は?

人それぞれ

to be born with handcap is not happy
parents should have rights to kill handicap baby
ugly face is kind of handicap

違った
人に寄る

はボケのつもりで言ったのにマジレスされて若干恥ずかしい

お前ホントつまんないな

but who will support the anime industrie then?

ボケてねえし
お前ホントに暗記しかできないんだな

Romans did so, why don't modern day people respect ancient Roman culture? We should learn things more from ancient civilizations.

文脈は?

そう思ったけどほんとに知らない人がレスしたから説明した

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オウム返しすんなよ
やっぱりお前のレスって自閉症の症状がよく確認できるわ

えっと
I went to Tokyo ~

Because they were also dumbasses. They drank water from lead lined aqueducts which lead to mental issues and deformities over the centuries, probably aiding in the downfall of their civilizations.

お前をバカにしてるからだよ
煽りレスしか入れられないお前が精神病んでることは確認する必要もないけど。

上手く突っ込めなくてすまんな

nihonってコテは自閉症だから、ユーモアが通じないんだ
普通の日本人だったらジョークが理解できるから安心して

ただ「電車で東京に行った」と言う意味です
「by the way」と関係ないです

では
I went to Tokyo by the way.は?

You can do it user!

「ところで、東京に行ったよ」とか?

そうなんだ。。
後に付けても「ところで」の意味になるんだね。

お前にとって自慢のジョークだったのはわかったから。
下らなすぎるから弄んで本当の英語の質問に持っていってるわけ。
誰も反応できなかっただろ?つまんねえから。
中学生は今日は家なんだ。

XYZ

There is a person who doesn't know 'btw'.
He is too stupid as common Japanese.
High school students learn the words usually in Japan, so he is under junior-high school students probably.
Or otherwise he is a sorrowful retarder.

いくz!!!

・自分で寒いギャグ
・自分で「上手く突っ込めなくてすまんな」

最悪みっともないw

all is well that ends well. i shall overcome. today... so today for sure i am going to get the last post

Hiroshima

FUCK!!!! WAAAAAAH

This is my last post. Reply to get the last post!

well, why did you remain in this thread?

Hello, my old friend

h-h-hello. american friend

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i was totally lost to roshian also yesterday for of a careless. he appeared before i at the last, yuropeans is sly

Are you going to Tokyo Dome?

I am replying in a dead thread haha

unfortunately no
get off

No!

what? now is my autism time. there is no decent conversation here

I planned on going before they ever announced Tokyo Dome. Too bad they made it impossible for foreigners tickets until a couple weeks ago and all the good ones were already taken.

hmm. i think they also would go to america someday. you will by then wait

They've been to America plenty of times lol

I've seen them 4 times. But Tokyo Dome is going to be their best concert ever. Something crazy will happen, I just know it.

Page 10 guys, who will snipe the last post?

Me

maybe entertainment office will refrain from activities until they graduate from school