You wake up in Chihuahua

You wake up in Chihuahua

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Would sing this song
youtube.com/watch?v=G7QME0bzZuA

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climb the wall

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>dances for rain god for rain
>dances for rain god for rain until it works

Steal a car and start driving home

>get shot and beheaded

Chihuahua cheese is fucking delicious.

I'd stay there, eat delicious food, try to get my weenie wet inside of mexican qts. It would be a good life

>Get executed

>Go to Ciudad Juárez
>Cry for Juan Gabriel
>Get extorted by the Cartel
>Check those digits

>Jalisco is an actual place
wtf? I thought this was a pun on Jail and Mexico

m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9AB6WJMla4

Nice, you'll be in a nice place with white people, tasty food and beer wherever you look at.

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Desert and a lot of ugly dogs

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Ella es, una mujer especial
Como caida de otro planeta
Ella es, un laberinto carnal
que te atrapa y no te enteras

Asi es Maria,
Blanca como el dia
Pero es veneno,
Si te quieres enamorar

Asi es Maria,
Tan caliente y fria
Que si te la bebes,
De seguro te va a matar

Un, Dos, Tres
Un pasito pa'delante Maria
Un, Dos, Tres
Un pasito pa'atras
Aunque me muera ahora, Maria
Maria, Te tengo que besar

Ella es, Como un pecado mortal
Que te condena poco a poco
Ella es, Un espejismo sexual
Que te vuelve loco, loco

Asi es Maria,
Blanca como el dia...

Asi es Maria,
Tan caliente y fria...

Un, Dos, Tres
Un pasito pa'delante, Maria
Un, Dos, Tres
Un pasito pa'atras
Aunque me muera ahora, Maria
Maria, a mi que mas me da

Me on the right

Depending on where I am take the oportunity for some sight seeing and get on a bus to my family in neighbouring Sinaloa and a couple of relaxing days at the beach.

Jump the Murican border and start working as a mechanic assistant

There are like 100,000 amish mennonites here that are multiplying like rabbits. Maybe one day it will have enough white people to become a us state.

>There are like 100,000 amish mennonites
Disgusting. Worse than niggers.
I hope drug barons are going to kill them.

But why?

They have generations of consanguinity in their veins and are dumb af.

>me on the southeast

whatch the VICE documentary on the LeBaron family...The Mexican Mormon War

is that the one where they talk about Mitt Romney's father?

walk back

walk to my grandma's house. They live there

Yes

CHI

LE

who is that guy