/brit/

he meant spiritually (which means sweet FA)

>make a thread on Cred Forums about films, gets under 10 responses
>Thread about politics gets over 150
Ah yes, Cred Forums cross posters shitting up another board, good

>all humans are equal

>make a thread on Cred Forums about films

See this was a mistake. If you want to discuss a tv show or a film, make the thread on /wsg/

the people who respond are in fact the ones who shit up boards.

>tfw accidentally overwrited save file with around 50 hours on it

might kill myself

watching man of steel
this better be good

no one cares about your runt arthouse cinema pretentiousness

50 whole hours!?

all humans are equal but some are more equal than others.

Spirit can't buy me an airplane.

Fackin' eh.

It means we should have open borders and a global superstate

nah that's just Cred Forums being fucking terrible

What the fucking fuck is this on C4?

good luck bringing the muzzies round

Listening to Capital in the car has accidentally made me very familiar with the Top 20

is there a more heavenly feeling than having clean bedsheets, being freshly showered and putting your sexy naked body into that bed?

i think not

wish I wasn't so hairy

chart music is fucking awful

makes you agitated and irritated

What, their memes are the funniest.

oink

they can just come here instead (as is happening)

literally 2 days of my puny existence i'll never get back

>open borders and a global superstate
only in the West though

Can someone tell me that word used in scotland that people say when they have a crush on someone or like are going out with them or something. I cant remember it.

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its the muzzies creating the state mate not heard of ISIS all equal under allah

would rather put a girl's sexy naked body into my bed 2bh but I get what you're saying

game?

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ballbag is hanging exceptionally low today

ex used to love when they'd swing around while we were bumpin uglies

pretty much a non country

lol

gonna scream when i come later

then expand force the east to conform by trade resrictions and shit

Trying to wrap my head around why this so-called self-styled "Islamic" state would call it's self Islamic
Don't they know Islam is a Religion of Peace?

get tae fuck

ahh yes, very funny indeed

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have a feeling most of Reddit is americans

>Isn't it almost time for your flu jab, user?

youtube.com/watch?v=EaTTgIKYQwQ

youtube.com/watch?v=Ip516i1XmAI#t=2m5s

city builder

Yesterday I buried my friend. She shot herself after taking a bottle of sleeping pills on Wednesday. The pain of loosing her is unbearable. I couldn't even go up to her casket. Her children wept from the deepest parts of their souls. It was crushing.

...

NOBODY

CAN FIND ME HERE

>friend
>she
>her children
cuck.

One of my personal favourites

if I accidentally ran you over, would accidentally running you over again make it even more accidental, thereby further alleviating any possible responsibility on my part?

do it a thousand times and it becomes meaningless

>go to corner shop
>dumb old bitch complaining muh lottery ticket and holding up the que

Why are old fucks still wasting money on dumb shit like lottery tickets?

The only way to create real equality is by the dissolution of the family, this is the greatest cause of inequality

hope you are ok mate. in one week it will be 1 year that a friend of mine died and honestly im not feeling good about it

Do asians see less because of the shape of their eye? Might ask the gf

youtube.com/watch?v=6VGKiOTT8h4

Let's just migrate before this gets deleted to save us some trouble

Went to school with this lad

m.soundcloud.com/dylan-d-y-smith/changing-up-the-frequency-beat-produced-by-blunted-beats

Thoughts?

what the fuck was his problem?

autism

>tfw I can finally lose some weight now that my flatmates have moved in and I have to skip meals to avoid seeing them

doing a positive outlook

fuck off you autist

>he's my stepfather
>he's black

youtube.com/watch?v=u-7J5akhSA8

reminder that some parts of the Middle East have actual shit in the air

even paki lungs are full of shit

When you have mosque at 1 and milwall away at 3

mong

paki

doing a microsoft outlook

I'm only a minute in but I'm actually liking it so far

Alright boys well have fun when the janny deletes this thread and you're forced to search the catalogue for the new one.

need a clementine gf

experiencing a setback

>posts anime shit
ah yes

having a look out the microsoft windows

youtube.com/watch?v=SoZ41i2dSIw

australia is a better version of britain

reminder that any room anyone has farted in has shit in the air

I think he has a few tracks with 50 tyson somewhere

snorting a massive line of ket

SHART IN MART complaining about shit in the air rly?

wrong clem 2bh

having an early life crisis

whites don't fart 2bh

thats more of a brown people thing

hope you feel better soon froggo

good post

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Who here has problems with weight?

Anyone ever read the comments on the Guardian? They have an autistic level of hatred for anyone to the left of Stalin.

It's like when the Telegraph used to allow comments and almost ever single one was banging on about UKIP.

SHART IN MART
H
A
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T

I
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M
A
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T

yeah
everyone in britain is a fat cunt

Do you do chin exercises? Here are some areas you think you don't need to exercise but in fact yo do.

The brain
Your penis
Your chin
Your fingers

These can all be exercised

im not an undisciplined genetically inferior piece of shit

so no, i dont.

making a meme

Are you sure its that they have an autistic hatred for anyone to the right of Stalin?

im underweight

wew
why are black people such scum?

My Saturday night
>domino's
>couple cheeky spliffs
>film or 2

That's the one.

no i'm ripped af desu

Doing a suicidal ideation

ooo got me lad
quality banter x

Do alot of penis exercise desu

developped an eating disorder and almost got sectioned because of it (was 3 years ago though) but whatever really

which one are you thinking of

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Bet people are dying to get in there

not bad
needs a better pizza though
dominos is an expensive way to cloud the old third eye

are u mad dude

do you go everyday?

have you ever been at night? have you experienced weird stuff? do the grave keepers not think you're strange?

Got tonight's wank planned out.

Can't bulk past 80kg
Don't have the willpower to stuff my face
Never going to deadlift 200 at this rate

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thinking of leaving my super comfy high paid secure job to pursue my 3-day-now-long dream of making a youtube channel where I record myself taking shits (and perhaps wanks on my liveleak channel) then reviewing it in superfluous and hilarious detail

pretty sure it'll amass an obscene amounts of subscribers in a matter of weeks and I can retire at 35

He only has to hold the toilet paper while Sonic has to swallow loads of shit

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rate my town

Better than a paki pizza

>NTR

fucking cuck

last time i tried ket i did too much and fell asleep :^(

GOAT

HILLARY: Shut up about the Federal Reserve

>"You should not be commenting on Fed actions”

Donald Trump should hold his tongue about the artificial economy created by the Federal Reserve, US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton told reporters Tuesday.

Addressing Trump’s previous statements that the private central bank had created a “false economy,” Clinton said presidential candidates and sitting presidents should never comment on Fed policy because it could rattle markets.

“Another example why he shouldn’t be near the White House,” Clinton said on her plane to reporters.

“You should not be commenting on Fed actions when you are either running for president or you are president. Words have consequences. Words move markets. Words can be misinterpreted. Words can have effects on people’s 401ks, their pension funds, their stock portfolios.”

“I’m not going to comment on Trump’s comment,” Clinton continued, adding, “other than to say that he should not be trying to talk up or talk down the economy and he shouldn’t be adding the Fed to the long list of institutions and individuals that he is maligning.”

OY VEY DONT TALK ABOUT THE CENTRAL BANKS GOY

fell asleep? you not k-hole

imagine bleeding out your sex organs for days every month. would drive me mad. I can see why women behave like such memes

>he doesn't self insert as the girl

What's it like being a faggot?

shithole

6'3" 12 stone

think that's technically JUST underweight

I don't think i k-holed, i guess i was just tired enough since i was on a molly comedown

I used to get my porn lined up, go out for a night walk and get baked, come back home and realize I've got porn set up and it's finished streaming

i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

I'm told it can get quite painful too

I'm 5'9 and 10.5 stone and I look pretty skinny.

You've probably got AIDS

Absolutely fucking loath one of my flatmates lads and I can't tell how much of it's his shit personality and how much of it's jealousy.

He's kinda funny but he's manipulative as fuck and shady all round. He's racist, misogynistic and the most two-faced cunt I've ever met and seems to switch his personality at the drop of a hat depending on who he's around.

He's also seriously obese and ugly as fuck but thinks he's God's gift to women and so manages to pull. So I don't even know if that's the main factor that I dislike about him.

Weird, I remember being close as hell to him when uni started and it took about six months to go to hate.

...

So instead of dealing with it whilst it's a problem her strategy is to let the bubble grow.

Hmm, really doing a thinker here lads.

rate my town

fair do's usually feel wrecked after a night raving on molly

I've stayed the same weight for over 10 years now, I think if I had something as serious as that I would have withered away by now

>He's racist, misogynistic and the most two-faced cunt I've ever met

Sounds like most blokes I knew in uni when women weren't around.

wow thanks for posting this mate

doing a think

>i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die

Lads is there 'competition' on renting sites?

I mean, do properties ever get snatched up quickly or is that just London

divisive
probably an alri place to be a rich chad
dont see the appeal otherwise

wye aye man

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Do you believe in Nationalism? Do you see yourself as a nationalist?

I think you're only part of a country if you have blood and generations of family tied to said country. I do not believe that if you're born in a country it makes you a national. Having said that I'm half Spanish so I'm not sure if I consider myself to even be English.

going out for a smoke sesh lads

ofcouse their gonna have the camera face on

doing a depression

>America

what does he give her? chocolate?

what am i looking at

>Charli XCX
Based

what is going on

what was the gift?

noticed it's always this yank that critique's anything that's anti-woman or anti-paki.

Cred Forums is a white supremacist misogynistic website.
Cred Forums is perhaps the best example of this besides Cred Forums.

If you don't like that then you can get out.

Ahh yes, a score bag, oven chips, aldi chicken nuggets, aldi pizza and coke

very impressive..

>Sounds like most blokes I knew in uni when women weren't around.

Never actually met someone with a genuine problem with women and with other races like him though. I'm all for joking about and will do with my other flatmates and my other m8s, but this guy genuinely hates non-whites and literally only values women for sex (except his mum, who he's far too close to).

smoking some cannabis at the moment

false equivalence

I do not believe in natonalism however it makes sense to be proud of a small community that you are actively part of

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

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Around 42 percent of men and 44.2 percent of women in Japan admitted that they were virgins.

Brb lads

>Cred Forums is a white supremacist misogynistic website.
>Cred Forums is perhaps the best example of this besides Cred Forums.
>If you don't like that then you can get out.

Other way around desu.

Trump has to deal with these two statements

>America was never great
and
>America was always great

Both of which come from people voting Hillary.
It's just random noise.

5th from the right C L A I M E D

Cred Forums is for free speech from all sides

Fair enough, most of the guys I knew in uni didn't get anywhere near a chance with women anyway.

From what I remember at parties and all the social shit almost all the girls were only interested in the top one or two Chads and wanted every other guy to stay well away from them so we never really got to hating them.

i'm going for round 2 this summer anyway, just gotta find some brits that are gonna sell me some K

As-salamu alaykum

*forces you head*

Good evening spliff lad

>Cred Forums is perhaps the best example of this besides Cred Forums.
Maybe a few years ago but the amount of ">Argentina >White" threads and "you can only post in this thread if you're white" threads have died down considerably.

It's like how /fa/ used to be the most racist and edgy board but now it's a big hugbox.

Times change, most of the time, for the worst.

NEED a sketchy paki slag gf

>Cred Forums is for free speech from all sides
Then why do I get banned from Cred Forums for minor shit?

My office in this pic

>Russia just banned Pornhub and YouPorn
>both Pornhub and Youporn are owned by Jews

hm...... interesting

Wahhhh
I got fedora'd by a yank
Wahhhh

dia is muire duit

>Cred Forums is a white supremacistwebsite
pool's closed cunt

Lads, I don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Trump
>America used to be great. In the past couple of years the greatness of America has diminished. I want to make America great again!

>Kappernick
Ay yo nigga murika were aint never great bcuz my ancestors were slaves yo and it still happenz 2day yo

accidentally bounced the gf's head against the pavement again, lads

Not every day, maybe 3 times a week, never at night. Hardly ever see any workers in there, it's so old and full that burials are pretty rare, only people I see are guys cutting the grass once a month or so. That's why I like it, tranquil and calm, like a park with no screaming kids or shitting dogs.

The danish gf is being abusive lads

get darkweb shit and find someone whose house you can order it too

fb.com/MrTechnicalDifficult/videos/1709393949107968/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

FUCKING HELL

Mostly just London.

is that to help encourage men to go out and fuck and impregnate women due to their declining population

What a boring, utterly pointless post.

>Youtube search is broken

...

>new fridge is making weird 'groaning' noises all the times

pretty sure its going to start forming coherent sentences any day now

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rate my town

>vrrrrrrr gassss the taigs vrrrrrrr

ah yes, white "people"

It's Everton's year lads

>Cred Forums is a white supremacist misogynistic website.

you ever notice anything strange? nothing paranormal

doing a think

TBT to when Kate sucked my cock at camping and complained about her bf

>71 years old

Absolutely nothing

look how qt this girl is

always been a top slag tbf

mate of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow

things like this, precisely

done a post

hope ar Hiro listens

shell be fine

did you take this?

ew she looks like Ms. Piggy

kek no way, i know her

>70 years old

>short hair

Now look at her

What a shame lads

Still hungover from last night fooking ell

fat

are seersh

Yes from my window

are you being serious?

she's equally hideous in both pictures

same

haven't even eaten anything all day just drank about 2 litres of lucozade

Fucking hell lads

I'm at my nan's house and just smashed a vase that's been in the family for nearly 200 years.

What the fuck do I do? Someone give me an excuse. She's out at the moment I've got about 30 minutes to come up with a solution.

>tfw haven't got that drunk in months

really need to kick my social life up the arse

you live next to a motorway? feel sorry for you lad.

This

no you didn't you lying little toerag

im imagining her saying this but replacing some of the words with other words so it sounds lewd

You will get these hands my friend

blame it on one of her pets

Why?

>sexism doesnt exist!!!1
ummm... try again, sweetie x

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tell her the truth, you clenched your ass too strongly

Why would you smash your poor old nan's vase?

is there a bruce ITT that can put the sole of his Doc Marten to the neck of this turborunt please

knock her out and move the body to where the vase is

tell her she tripped, fell and did it

noise, exhaust fumes, and you're clearly poor.

can't stop watching raw 9/11 footage

this mad bastard filming right beneath the north tower about 5 minutes before it falls
youtube.com/watch?v=E2EZddwTuR0

Anyone have that gif of the jar breaking inside the man's ass

>french """"""humour""""""

>ass

FOY

yes

tell her it was like that when you found it. failing that, blame zutroy. if that doesn't work ... just beat the shit out her and run away

Honestly wonder what the kind of runts who post this have a body like desu

Always loved Jenga

>noise
Speed limit is 65 there's hardly any
>exhaust fumes
I don't smell a thing
>you're clearly poor
This is one of the priciest places to live in the city without being in downtown

'kys'

pipe down you little pooskin

nothing humorous about your everyday's life

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fuck her and then ask her who she is

nice digs la

bet that stadium gets annoying though

Name?

what was I thinking only getting one shin noodle cup from the shop lads? what was I thinking

need at least two more to satisfy myself

I'm 60kg and 5'10"
I'm borderline underweight

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full of sodium and chemicals mate.

Skinny fat I bet

I'm 5'11" 16st

Would absolutely heem any of you useless runts

Not really, there aren't many games. But when it gets bad it's horrible. Pic rel

reverse image search

ohh no "chemicals", how frightening

god forbid I ingest "chemicals"

fuck off

borderline, mate that's sickening. i used to be 63kg at 5'11" and i looked like i was dying from cancer.

started lifting and now i'm 80kg but i still feel skinny.

been taking 6 ibuprofen a day for the past few days

who here /druggie/

Never got the sodium is bad gimmick, someone care to explain?

desu is the only one that should be unfiltered
wouldn't really care if it isn't anyway desu

*hears a squeaking*
who said that?
*checks under my boot*
oh, it's the Yank

ok then mate. its your health.

why are these so funny

dont you wanna know how i geohacked your locational proxy spoof?

Doesn't give a name la'

I've taken four naproxen a day for three years

take dihydrocodeine and benzos tonight for a comfy evening

sodium is yank for high salt content

raises blood pressure and stuff but literally isn't an issue as long as you eat a balanced diet and aren't a fat fucker

cheyenne allover30s

Sure let's hear it

normdrones at work haven't got the slightest inkling what heisenbergs uncertainty principle entails

can someone be a good lad and post the pepe on the recliner?

cheers x

heheheh those bumbling normbillies don't have a blinking clue...

Dominos is on its way, let's hope Rasheed doesn't fuck up my order this time

why
had some codeine left over from when I was in hospital a few years ago but I scoffed them all recreationally earlier this year :(

Stained glass window at Gloucester Cathedral

TOBIAS!

DID YOU ACCEPT A SIX-HOUR COLLECT CALL FROM THE STATES?

Muscular pain problems

Who wants an arm wrestle?

just absolutely FUCKED this nerd's Domino's order hahahah, he won't even know until he's opened the boxes and I'm already down the motorway in me corsa

Will you stop banging on about Breaking Bad already, you bloody normie?

>lying on the internet

Can you tell me which episode this is, I want to watch it

>nerd
FOY

lunch tomorrow will be 3 double cheeseburgers and the wrap of the day from mcdonalds

Just been made redundant officially today. Got a new job that I'm starting in 2 weeks so I've got nothing to do.

Feel like an adventure but I don't have a passport. Any ideas?

Bart vs Australia

pay me for my 16th
before I start acting like its friday the 13th

if I get tired of identifying, as I currently am, as a transgender pansexual teapot, and decide to start identifying as you (as in literally YOU), and then murder you ... could I call it suicide and get off scot-free??

>on a sidenote... how did the term 'scot-free' come into common parlance? did it have anything to do with scottish people?)

m8 I'm not lying it smells like trees when I open my window

I find that fireball really beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=E0967wIaGok

Do you want a side shot?

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just looked at the sign for downtown, googled the road number, got the city, searched for theme parks in that city, then found that building on the left of the photo and then saw that there was a tall building near

here you are

(the recliner is out of shot)

That's a bit shit. Can't NSAIDs can cause internal bleeding if you take them for too long?

just be yourself :)

*posts a photoshoped 100 layer image of myself wearing a pound of makeup on facebook*

go hike the northernmost munro in scotland

Good job lad you could be a detective

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My doctor says it won't but my doctor also had me on 90mg of Adderall, 60mg of diazepam, and 120mg of oxyxodone a day at 19.

blame brexit