/brit/

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Ahh yes, a score bag, oven chips, aldi chicken nuggets, aldi pizza and coke

very impressive

just had beans, egg on toast for my din dins

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wanna berry my dick in that ass so hard whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur desu

>an abhorrent leaf replies to me

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Hey fags

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Thread wars

>Thread wars

Beast wars

youtube.com/watch?v=Ds7NBsHxBZE

Beast Wars was for spastics

sauce?

hey boys
hey girls
superstar DJs
HERE WE GO

/brit/

>vape

dropped

chloechattty

>stans

dropped

We're all in here lads

oink

a body like that really makes me wanna fuck but i'd probably be disappointing with her cunt i mean its not special at the end of the day

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you lurk and turn your flags on and off you fucking mong

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>feeling over your coarse, rough hands after a hard day of manual labour

Going to wank to this desu

Oh my DAAYSSS...

first time doing heroin

what am I in for?

just killed myself imo

>Reckon Lincolnshire counts too, right?
yeah, but it has Lincoln 2bh

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why would you do that?

no need to call me a mong either mate. bit rude.

>when an ugly fat girl from tinder you're cuddling with rubs you calloused hands and nuzzles her head into your chest with her legs tangling yours

95octane runt fuel desu

Lads i just wanna share how happy I am that I've become good looking.

It's really fucking nice to have women look at you.

>Crossing road
>Women it cars eye you as they drive past
>In the street
>Women stare at you and look away when you look
>At work
>People laugh at every joke and play with their hair.

Good good feel

*ingests 2.6g of fibre in one sitting*
time to meet God...

quite a telling picture

The older I get the more I realise that middle class people are degenerate perverted scum and that the working class are the true essence of this country.

Up to 7 years

fun and good times

>317 posts

fuck off twat

decent

Ugly nonwhite slag

Keep that shite out of /brit/ you smelly paki bastard

how did you become better looking

i thought diversity was the essence of your country, oliver?

Well Huntingdonshire isn't a county and the actual county has Cambridge

plastic surgery

taking a shit lads

This is coming from the country that's barely 50% white and has a black Muslim President?

to spot the cunts I don't want to speak to

really makes you think

Was this the original meme?

drink some water

The gf

i'm black myself so that doesn't bother me. i can see i struck a nerve though

Stupid yank, trying too hard to fit in..

You clearly havent heard of the brown gf gimmick and that woman is clearly beautiful, shut up autist cunt

Don't know lad.

I've always been called 'cute' by women but in a demeaning little brother way.

Literally changed nothing major other than hit my early/mid twenties and suddenly women have started eyeing me up and saying they've been dreaming about me at work etc for a few months.

No idea why it happened. Always had female interest, just never this much.

bit racist that

My country is 95% white so I'm not that bothered friend :)

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did you get a gf

fuck off you wankjob

Did you not say the other day a goodlooking girl had a dream about you and you blushed then she told you you were undergoing a sex change in the dream pmsl

ah yes

Nah mate, it's that S made out of lines

the answer is no.

most common name in britain's mohammed but ok good friend

> (You)
>Did you not say the other day a goodlooking girl had a dream about you and you blushed then she told you you were undergoing a sex change in the dream pmsl

I don't get this meme

I've always had a gf but just assumed it's because they find me endearing because I'm a bit weird

Anyone want to pop round mine and have the other pizza? :3

Ahh yes very impressive a weak manlet whom I would defile with a left jab and slash with the right cross

rorke is now defending a policeman smashing someone's car windshield with his baton

you couldn't make it up

gf sent me this on the iphone 7 i just bought her

>ywn be mates with dylan

Bog off
haha jk

>dad's been dead since 2010
>always looked up to him
>talk to one of his mates at the pub recently
>he says "you really are your father's son"
>go to the bogs and have a little cry

didn't cry when he died, didn't cry at his funeral, haven't cried since until then

weird

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/revealed-town-most-greggs-yours-8833914

my little swimmers on the right

yes please
want a pizza bf

6' 57kg here haha

gaylord

imagine someone actually received that

Wish I could haha x

that's called anorexia

lmao

thanks for telling us about your feelings, we really appreciate you honey

/fa/ as fuck

That's nice lad :)

09-19-2001, 03:40 PM

labradorian
Guest

The War That Never Ended.

I'm not being unduly alarmist or pessimistic; it's just the nature of this particular conflict. With a shadowy opposing "army" that isn't in any particular place, and doesn't follow the rules of war (such as they are), you can never say that you have won.

You can only know that for the time being at least, you have lost or you haven't yet won. You will know that you have lost, not yet won, the next time a plane gets hijacked, a high school is carbombed, the Golden Gate bridge is sabotaged.

I doubt that we'll ever again see hijacking and kamikaze attacks on the scale of September 11th. (At least not in the US; other countries with enemies foreign or domestic might not be so lucky now that the September 11th gang has inspired those enemies.) However, there are an almost infinite number of ways of terrorizing a population, and almost anything can be used as a weapon.

Even if the US airlines clean up their unforgiveable sloppy security act (I am still stunned about this "four-inch knife" business, and the lack of checks on electronics between Lockerbie 1988 and New York 2001), there are numerous ways in which terrorists can still wreak havoc with conventional tools like explosive and incendiary devices. That is without even considering the biological, chemical, radioactivity, or backpack nuclear threats, however close or remote they might be.

The really worrying thing for me, and the thing that makes me really fear the War That Never Ended, is that conventional warfare responses to terrorism in "haven" countries will only generate the thousands and millions of refugees from whom the bin Ladens of the world can cherry-pick the best, brightest, lucidest, and most burningly indignant. What we in the west call "refugee camps", terrorist organizations call "recruiting fairs".

Fucking hell I remember the days I could smash a 12" pizza on my larry but now three slices in and I'm struggling

rasheed is defending a criminal

lmao

I live off these

no it's called being beautiful hun

*sinks a 12 inch blade deep through your scalp*

mmMMMMmmmmm

got your number!

>30 Greggs in Manchester
>not one of them is a late night one

Isn't this because all Muslim boys have to have the name Mohammed? Therefore, whilst there might be 100 Muslim boys and 200 white boys, all 100 Muslims are called Mohammed and the white boys will have a variety of names.

I wish I could just go blacksheep and never speak to my parents again for five years or so.

I love my family but so much of my life is shaped on me wanting to please them.

wouldn't mind getting my willy sucked

Why arent you a communist yet,/brit/?

any of you lads ever worked 7 day weeks? is it doable?

:)

I get mumzoned and sisterzoned constantly

Because I make significantly more than the minimum wage

maybe if I didn't try to get my willy sucked so often I could achieve things with my life

Because I'm not mentally ill

*throws a kettle full of boiling water into your eyes*

Imagine getting Boyzoned haha

Worked 15 days in a row once

aishas parents are rich

landlords are absolute rodents.

not for any extended period of time
can do 2 months of it or so and it'll suck, anymore and you'll start missing work unless your super keen on the job

I'm a bit of a twinky sod and I doubt I'd be able to knock out some big black bull with my bare hands but I'd definitely sneak attack the woman and bloke's kneecaps, tie them up and beat them to death. No question.

not long term

what do you mean by this?

*drills a hole in your cranium and pours sulfuric acid inside*

Back at uni now lads

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=J3gp7ui51Do

because I'm not a sheltered middleclass spolt brat

Good for them, don't remember asking
*walks off and talks to someone else*

need to calm this paddy kid down he's going on a rampage through /brit/

>Normies meet with friends once a week and take so many drugs that they pass out
When you think about it, we're not that different.

they don't want to see me in the endz

bit odd you assumed he would be black but fair play

>posting right-wing sentiments on Cred Forums

if you want a blow job, go get a hooker

*punches your nasal bone into your brain*

would serve in the british army if they guaranteed i'd never be posted to northern ireland

sara lives in a 6 bedroom scottish mansion

actualled lolled out loud

>sitting in software development waiting for class to start, my mexican friend who usually sits to the left of me is sitting behind me because a group of guys took over his usual seat
>they're in a heated discussion about 9/11, and how it's impossible for a plane to knock down a building
>i type on my laptop
the 3 guys go quiet and give me the evil eye

*drags you into a dark alley and blows your kneecaps off leaving you to bleed out*

the gf

*calls out from the other side of the room*
That's great, mate!
*rounds a corner*

Outstanding post

*sneaks up behind you and plunges a kitchen knife into your right calf*

^did not read a word of this post

my eyes did not glance at a single pixel

the other gf

>dat visible asshole

Porn tier

the bf

hehe
it pulsates a bit

*smashes a hammer into your right temple*

kill yourself

coughing so hard i got a headache

wouldnt mind throwing the cock in there

don't hit on me silly brits hehe

>dat visible porn tier

asshole

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*bangs your head off a wall and sticks a screwdriver up your nose into your brain*

the bf

Am I the only one amused by yank product placement?

got a letter today

fuck off

consider self inflicted harm

*knocks you out with a lead pipe and cuts your tongue out of your throat*

>that nail

doing a chunder

the tf

the gf

they call me the gimmick stealer

youtube.com/watch?v=i0GKXn7FOc4

bf is cheating on me.
thoughts?

That really fucking looks like Kanye West.

Wouldn't put it past him doing this either.

*pulls screwdriver out and rams it in yer eye*

Am I welcome here?

*sneaks up on you and your gf while your out and throws a vile of acid in her face*
*smashes a glass bottle over your head*

give us 20k

ill double it in 6 months for you

genocide the irish IMMEDIATELY

looks painful

paki out

roughly how much should I be saving monthly on a £24k job living in a small town with low expenses?

ITV is getting as bad.

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tf?

Updated the ol' blog

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

I am of Pakistani descent and think you need to fuck off

need to convince the gf to dress up

would look utterly horrendous without all that makeup

that's not a bank statement mate

haha you fell for it

Me and the gf

Yeah sure. Where in Pakistan are you?

Yes-yes, dance for me little puppets.

yes, yes you do

>vile

pulled your pants down there, mick

fuck off

traitor die

lads

*sneaks up on you and hits you with a blunt object*
*puts you in the boot of my car*
*drives over to the nearest lake*
*sticks your malnourished body into a burlap sack*
*ties bricks to the sack and seals it with a zipwire tie*
*throws you in*

haha enjoy being shipped off to some desert shithole to stop sandnigger A from killing sandnigger B whilst sandnigger C-Z take popshots at you simply because Allah Ackbar

the IRA don't even engage in terrorism anymore. unless fighting organized crime is now a military issue

/ برٹ / میرا دوست میں خوش آمدید

imma need some more if i really wanna feel it

who the heck is he?

>hate being your gender
>hate being your race
lmao

i'm equal to a downy?

Fuck me there's a lot of "90s megamix"s on youtube

Today was a poor day in hindsight, I’m on a high after my bail ended so I really fucked up my diet. Ate porridge, 2 bananas, some yogurt, a cookie, 5 fish fingers and LOT of chicken. Tomorrow will have to be a 500 calorie day. It’s still rather warm so I don’t feel it’s safe enough to start taking DNP.

Sisters and brother went out early in the day and didn’t return until late, friends and work, so I had the place to myself as even my mother kept busy with pursuits that took her out of the home. Didn’t have to talk much. Didn’t leave the house either, next time I need to is my driving lesson, which is sometime next week, can’t remember when.

Watched some more Duel Masters, the video quality is terrible but it’s still a funny little show, it had the humour of an abridged series before that was a thing, disappointing that the game eventually folded in the west, they had some nice card designs and lore. Watched a bit of Louie too, I don’t get the love for this show or this man, his humour seems too soft, weak and American.

I bought a 3DS case, £2, from China, it’s nothing special or necessary but I want to keep it in something more pleasant to look at than the flimsy sleeve it came in. Playing Dragon Quest 7, it’s slow and not fun but it’s the 6th DQ game I’ve played so I know it’ll get better, just frustrating that it takes over an hour before I can get into monster encounters.

Hitting rank 5 on Hearthstone is trivial for me now, just grinding wins with Rogue and Priest to get golden hero portraits.

Noticed a bit of hypo-pigmentation on my face, I generally like my face but it depresses me when I think about how long laser is going to take to clear my face, especially since it hasn’t made any progress in certain areas. After I’ve finished the course of sessions I’ve booked, I think I’ll go to a more expensive place that uses a superior laser.

Doing 25mg Cypro every other day now. The Bica order hasn’t come through yet.

not like that though

*cries inside of the toilet stall*

what a disgusting traitor
twitter.com/sarahgillborn/status/761504332357459968

really need a latex gf

me on the left

*runs over and smashes you over the face with a 2x4*
*mounts your unconscious body and headbutts your face into a fine red paste*

just got my first plastic fiver

me wearing my apple earpods

*walks past the door and has a clear view because yank toilet doors don't touch the floor or ceiling by like a foot for some reason*
oop, sorry, you alright there mate? haha

What is the worst thing Christianity has done to Britain?

VERY Good film

"my gender" is female, I was born in the wrong body

At least I'm knowledgeable enough to know "my race" is bad

God of /brit/

he can't keep getting away with this violence
someone call the police

My reign of terror shall never end, I shall continue to murder

paddy the ripper am i

wish she was Garah Stillborn!

God I'd fucking drag my cock over broken glass to kiss Katy Perry on the feet

goal gf

independent.co.uk/voices/we-can-do-better-than-the-racist-repugnant-chemical-weapon-supporting-churchill-on-our-5-notes-a7245671.html

Why do you bother with these people?

touched up little BOYS not even qt lil girls
'sheeds are 1 up on that really

When was the point in history where things went wrong

yeah it was quite aesthetic

you can't be born in the wrong body

you've just been brought up in a poor environment by poor parents and are also a virgin past puberty, so your body and mind start going a bit mental and you grasp at any excuse to explain your lack of sex

I'm white British but identify as a Jamaican

fall of the british empire

*attempts to run you over in honda civic doing 90 while you call the cops*
*crashes into post office next door*
*reverses and zooms off*

Kek, NI would be the easiest, comfiest place you could get sent runt

me sticking it to the man

end of the finnish-korean hyperwar

really fancy amy schumer

don't know why yanks hate her there's nobody funnier that's come out of their country

...

Hello major catastrophe

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/17/more-than-40-per-cent-of-japans-adult-singles-are-virgins-says-s/
>42% of single men and 44% of single women in japan are virgins
time to go get a japanese gf

wish she was the gf!

the big bang

nice nails batty boy

When I was at work last week I agreed to go into work tomorrow on overtime.

Really, really starting to regret those words, lads.

post boobs

*pokes your eyes out with a hot branding iron*

32k

fucking hell

she is dogging

will you suck cocks to pay that loan?

i am from irish catholic stock and despise the actions of the british army in northern ireland

when South Africa decisive that allowing terrorists to govern them was a good idea

Ah yes, because no 'sheeds ever touched up a little boy

Research Student: Remi Joseph-Salisbury

Black mixed-race men, hybridity and transatlantic post-racial resilience

Photo of Remi Joseph-Salisbury
Inspired by Critical Race Theoretical approaches, my thesis centres the lives and accounts of Black mixed-race men in order to responds to considerable gaps in academic literature and to rupture pathological discourses of mixedness.

Drawing upon data collected from interviews with Black mixed-race men in the UK and the US, I develop a theorization of post-racial resilience that shows how Black mixed-race men speak back to, manipulate, fashion and refashion a range of discourses in order to refuse the fragmentation of their identities and the erasure of their lived experiences.

You better be a girl cuz those nails are fucking minging.

girl

You don't understand gender dysphoria, I felt this since I was a kid

NORTHERN POWERHOUSE

JUST CALL ME MR GREEN LIGHT

*knocks you unconscious and brings you to my gaff*
*ties you down and crucifies you with 9 inch nails*
*leaves you outside the local synagogue*

look forward to payday lad

nah thats gay as hell

You don't have to pay anything for uni loans in the UK

its practically 50p a day

kek that's getting off lightly

once more!!!

Doubt it mate, she's inside and fully dressed

fuck off sargon

my birth innit

I don't think we should have any politician on our notes desu. Much prefer artists, scientists, authors, musicians, etc

Braveheart is on. All youse English cunts need to watch this and see why Scots hate you so much. We are the 45% and we will be free of you.

Well I did a shit ton of OT last month and get paid Wednesday so that will be nice, but I would honestly pay to not have to work tomorrow.

*barks at a poodle*

sold my nan's flat and my share of it (long story) is 60k

do I use that to A. put a deposit on my own flat or B. use to to totally pay off my student loans

where's the video then?

>Rio Paralympics 2016: Iranian Para-cyclist dies following crash

you're welcome :3

getting my daily dose of mirtazepine and venlafaxine lads

>northern
>"""powerhouse"""

reckon Dale Winton should go on next

loved him in supermarket sweep xx

spend it on speed and hookers

bom diggy diggy diggy bom diggy bom

Did they have para-medics?

*tases you with a 4000V taser*
*tightens a noose snugly round your neck*
*throws the rope over a lamp post and ties the rope to my civic*
*get in civic and hit the pedal*
*watches and laughs hysterically as you struggle for life*

ahh yes the factually accurate film known as "braveheart"

On the orange tenner

giz us 20 quid mate

Your own flat. Student loans are virtually interest free.

*paaaaAAAAAAAARRP*

Should've used a para-chute to slow down

>Paying off a loan that doesn't affect your credit rating, only gets paid off if you're earning enough and gets written off at 50

I hope you're not that fucking stupid, but wait, you are, because you're the lad who sold his nan's flat in a prime london location

really want a bf to cuddle with

part of constructing the northern powerhouse is upgrading the rail system, and indeed this train you posted is already in the process of being replaced

*gives you live in a maximum security prison for your crimes*

*smashes your legs with a bat and jams your head into the drivers seat of my civic*
*smashes your head into a bloody mess with my car door*

paying off your student loan is a money loser compared to whacking the money in an ISA. the interest rate on your loan will be lower.

student debt also isn't real debt in terms of your credit score.

What's wrong with it? We watched it in history class.

*forces you to be nice*

watching Aliens on Syfy

Good film though.

>tfw same hairline as Andrew lincoln

This has got to be my biggest insecurity by a fucking mile.

IRISH ARE BANNED FROM THIS THREAD TIL I GET MY PASSPORT

need twink bf right now

They should have been replaced 16 years ago

Kek, ok m8 but doubt they'll pull anymore shenanigans over here anyway. Also,
>I despise the actions of the British army in this one instance, but all the other wars and oppression is fine by me
Truly the worst kind of hypocrite

Brush it forward

Watching a nerd watching aliens on syfy

You should be insecure. He will kick your fucking head in if he finds out you stole his hairline.

ordsall chord when

yes

17 murders and yet to be apprehended

who shall stumble into my web next?

Need a post-op gf who drinks beer and watches the darts with me

*push a boulder up a hill*

nice

>darts
runt

what's on brit's wishlist?

The Chinese need to prepare themselves, they're about to experience some exiting new pork markets

Who L l a n f a i r p w l l g w y n g y l l g o g e r y c h w y r n d r o b w l l l l a n t y s i l i o g o g o g o c h here?

rude

>runt
darts

>we watched it in history class

Seriously? Mate it's well known to be an inaccurate film.

*trips you up and laughs maniacally as the boulder steamrolls over your body*
*sticks my cock into the bloody mess and wanks off*

new

nice chill saturday night
having a cheeky cider
watching some old episodes of crystal maze
hammering my bollocks in with an old slipper

>17 murders and yet to be apprehended
>who shall stumble into my web next?

in paris lads

bf

anime figures

>85 million squid for 340 metres of raised track
>also fucks up MOSI

ah yes well done

new

gf ;_;

interesting gimmick

Fucking love Mel Gibson. He does so much for minority rights. Whether it's the Scots being oppressed by evil English, or American settlers, or even native Americans in Pocahontas and a persepctive from the other side in Apocalypto. He and Danny Glover were BFFs in Lethal Weapon, and took a stand against apartheid in LW2. There can't be many more people who've done more for race relations in Hollywood.

*knocks you out with a hammer to the temple*
*drags you downstairs and ties you to the kitchen table*
*sticks a funnel in your mouth and forces 6L of cider down your gullet in less than an hour*
*laughs as you puke and die of brain enlargement due to over liquidation*

...

Who /midlandsengine/ here

I'd trade her my pork sausage tbf

poof

the president of Jamaica was white when The Clash made that documentary there in the late 70s

weird hearing a white guy speak with a rasta accent.

also had no idea Jamaica was such a profoundly violent/fucked up place. had them down as chill pot-smoking fishermen or whatever

>though in fairness, I suspect most people probably thought we were all happy-go-lucky leprechauns until they looked into us and found out about shit like the troubles and the theocracy etc

putting your application to the back of the queue lad

don't know what you're rush is article 50 is never getting triggered anyway

that's not hypocritical at all, those aren't my people

lads i said: "in paris lads" a few posts back

Not even telling ligs here

If I could find a beautiful, interesting man I would consider being a poof

I fucking HATE women (except for my mummy).

I'm gay

take me in and give me citizenship