/asean/

Dunno why /asean/ is still stuck with Dota 2 and CSGO when VR tech is already with us.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mh71vlg3fvo

...

that is nice

My passion is with fighting game, I already won evo 2016

I've been planning to buy a VR and a new chair but it never happened.

>Japs invade South East Asia

>Initial Malaysian reaction
>loot the towns as Brits move to fight Japs
>some Malaysians tried resist the Japs
>but they failed because most Malaysians fell for the "Asia for Asians" meme

>Initial Philippine reaction
>sign up for the Philippine Scouts even if you lacked training and guns
>fought like a cornered wounded animal
>Filipino soldiers created battle cries like "Remember Erlinda" after they found a dead Filipina woman who have been raped
>Even after they were defeated, they infiltrated the puppet Filipino government and worked behind the scenes to slow the Japs

it really makes you think

Flipbong loves trannies

>it really makes you think
that pilipino ppl alway suck western dick

hmmm

yeah see >try to buy you from the spaniards
>fight against the invading americans
>somehow they still end up siding with the westerners
Colonialism fucked them up hard. Never trust a flip to act rationally.

MAy pa Vr vR ka pang nalalaman eh may Meet n' Fuck naman hutangena

Keep shit like these in Cred Forums pls

What does it say?

it says niggers and kebabs will not be tolerated unlike some other countries.

Instead of what, siding with chinks now?

No, seriously. I wonder.

It means learn our history before trying hard to feel smug

Excuse me?

but your south is full of muslims and they fuck your country

dota and csgo are apple, vr is orange

>Initial Malaysian reaction
Quite wrong actually since thousands died in the beaches fighting their landing forces and some Royal Malay Rifles unit were wiped out before they reached Singapore, the current RMR were recreated after the war.
The Bongs even erected a 30km+ Jitra defence line in north peninsula with a network of bunkers , sheltered airfield and radio towers in the mountains but their pride got the better of them.
>Landing forces, who cares RN will rekt them before they reach the shores.
Then Anglo Dutch forces get raped before infantry lands in the east coast, Thais betrayed everyone and Japs land their tanks in Thailand instead.
>Tanks? In the jungle? What nonsense just give the defence line WW1 anti tank rifles and 20mm and put ancient Buffalo fighters to guard the skies since zeros are shit
Sweating Malay ,Anglo,Dutch, Indian,Australian,chinks.jpg
Then Australia got tied together before being chucked into the river.
>Muh Battleships
Everyone retreating went TAKBIR,the big guns is here before rape of HMS Repulse and Prince of Wales followed by us guarding the grave for eternity against Vietnam,China,Indonesian and whatnot stealing metals.
And many more mistakes due to underestimating their adversary.

"will you still support and accompany me on the fight against drugs and corruption?"
share this if YES
will you?

>Sweden

that's why they're being purged silently. one terrorist goatfucker worshiper at a time.

Forgot pic, this is one of the bunkers littering the rice fields and roads as part of Jitra defence line.

Lel I guess now you also like sucking western dick too

you just only country in ASEAN dat dosent have any culter and history.
You like latinos, shitskin catholic fagots

I guess she likes Duerte huh? That's kind of weird, because she's married and lives in Oregon, America now.

Nah we Malaixiya now, we did this behind SEATO ally Philippines and Five powers agreement anglo countries after all.
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2014/05/26/we-had-to-tell-our-neighbours/

Proabaly a bot shill
Or solely gets her info on Facebook
Like most forginers here

I mean by fighting against japan invasion back then

Its sarcasm btw

Well I know she's not a bot. I guess it's likely she gets all her info from Facebook. They probably don't come across too many Philippine news in USA.

Don't worry it's just one of those hardcore nationalist flip you see on the streets begging for money.

That or a sad call center agent.

Nothing nationalist about that

Learn how events unfolded

why you hate us

Stop being butthurt dutdutcunt.

>us
stop identifying yourself as a nip, Jun-Jun.

I have evidence

Cool paint edit

lmao

If I post face, you will understand?

dat mannequin is soo flat. disgusting

>Japs invade Malaysia
>Brits get their ass kicked even after preparing for years

>Japs invade the Philippines
>Americans retreat while Pinoys wage gorilla warfare

not that we care but you can do as you wish.

did you pay for war crime reparation yet

remember the 6 million comfort women?

netouyo please go nobody likes you

everybody know you two are a korean

>Tae is korean surname
>Tae in fliplanguage means shit
>Literally gookshit

Blame Siam, perfidious ladyboys not even once. You will never notice the cock till its too late.
The Bongs fleet was also supposed to have carrier support but it got u-boat along the way before ending in Murrica for repairs.

Tae bae

just telling you guys
im not gay

I will have my revenge

How can you be gay when were all little girls

i want to be /asean/'s sex slave
please rape me

wait, after all this while im actually bullying girls?

yes, now you know, so please dont abuse someone like over here alright nii-san

THE FUCK IS THIS

Just kill them all, just a waste of the people's taxes keeping them alive.

Forgive me Malady, i never expected such a fair maiden to explore this filthy degenerate board we call 4plebs. Forgive my previous accusations and meme endeavors against the Filipino race. In return, i shall protect you with the might of my Nippon Gatana "Takeshi-Sama" together with my Guardian Angel Waifu Pillow Asuna-Chan from SAO (Sword Art Online) in the near future. YOU HAVE MY WORD

they surrender right? lmao

Should I really go take psychology and jew the government and druggies?

>psychology
you only jewing mental patient
take law instead, you can literally jew anyone

interns gonna accidentally overdose on the meds they give out

I'll :3

Based Dutdutcare.

How do I increase sleeping hours guys?

Now Im unemployed for a week
I always wake up with just 5 hours of sleep

I want to sleep more

masturbate

ibtimes.co.uk/davao-blast-mayor-sara-duterte-carpio-urges-muslim-women-stop-wearing-hijabs-public-1581814

mindanao war 2.0 is inevitable

>WAAA WAAA MUH MUSLIM IS PEACEFUL, USA IS THE DEVIL
>GETS BOMBED
>TAKES AWAY MUSLIM RIGHTS
>WAGE WAR WITH MUSLIMS
>BECOME ALLY WITH USA AGAIN AND REMOVE KEBAB

Fuck this idiot leftist 2bh.

america already shoulder tapped aquino to get ready and jumpstart modernization again
CIA triggered the zamboanga siege
now Kerry shoulder tapped duterte
CIA bombed davao to trigger it to start

erm, i am fucked, mostly due to Cred Forums.

what a fucking boring day.

OC btw, doughnut steal.

Davao is in panic mode lmao
Zamboanga siege is for separatism

I think dutdut and his son already knows about the bomb and didn't do anything to stop it

just to star ""martial law'' again very 9/11

k

>OC
>same image was posted here weeks ago

My PC has been on for 3 days and its still not done

really? I doubt it because I made this just an hour ago.

I hate to admit this but I rather have the UK to remain in EU now that I think about it

Europe could have been rightful Islam clay by 2050 if it werent for the Brexit.

The EU will have no one to stop them to make their own army

The other thing is that weaker states now have a harder time opposing the EU

But I don't want to be ruled and pay taxes to Bongs again. Caliph Merkel and her diversity or we riot.

They asked for 4th Reich aid monies, they gonna pay the price.

inb4 you can't run it when it's done

damn

son

this isss siillypenis

aas

f

heard its already working in the comments

We will become white while they become black

as fuck

give your wallet

Let's have threesome

You, me and Texas

You think you can out pinoy me?

DEFENDING OUR CONSTITUTION, REJECTING HUDUD LAW !!!!!

fujianmalaysia.com/vote_en.php

Why are they so against something that will not apply to them?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Baba_(Malaysia)
Their friend Ali will get his hand chopped off or beheaded.

Not friend with Pas anymore, if not hudud is good ma

>your average bumiputera

The ironic thing is that Malays don't have freedom of choice when it comes to belief

Hudud has been a policy of PAS since its formation, turning their back on it means betraying their ideals so they have to make the request even if the Parliament will not pass it anyway.
They are not the kind to back down unless something on the scale of 13 May happens, especially now that they lost their leadership. Backing down or showing weakness now means they gonna split and some will end up in UMNO.
Not really, we still have local cults like Panji Hitam Dari Timur that are left alone for the occasional kek.

When a chinese tutor pronounce w as lap u I imagine that she's saying love you

Everthing crumble after Langkah Kajang

Cuckquinos sure likes to shitpost le ebil dutdut commie huh

>6 years of literally nothing happening
>'wow aquino is a good president'
>3 months of dead criminals as promised and planned traffic decongestion project
>lmao commie president this is why we should separate

Cuckquinos are dumb as fuck, I'm not even a digong supporter

I think a good benchmark for a president (and his administration) is to see what happens after his 2nd year in office, since there are still effects from previous admin and they're building up during the first couple of years. (6 yr term is something that needs to be changed).

A good summary of P.Noy administration's accomplishment comes from a campaign post i saw in FB Atom Unsgon's Why my vote goes to Mar disclosure: if you believe its yellow propaganda then it wont do anything for you, tapos na election.

philstar.com/headlines/2016/09/17/1624576/constitutional-dictatorship-eyed

Tbf he is a commie tier
It is whatt it is you don't have to be an Aquino supporter to see that

Commies do want us to separate especially in Mindanao

Have you had Ayam Berkah? Saw it on Mark Wiens video too

youtube.com/watch?v=eX1pPffUKcQ

>you will never understand filipino politics

Plenty of pro-hudud PAS faction are people who are red pilled with the punishment and justice system in the country which is disappointing to say the least, you just need to look at repeating druggies snatch thieves to see why they believe hudud is an alternative solution. But instead of showing them that the secular punishment system is sufficient and a practical option PR shot themself in the foot.
Nothing more needs to be said about Kajang move, not only did they remove a popular figure it also reset all the efforts to push for Langat 2 water plant.
>Removing the man who conducted the Guthrie Dawn Raid
>Stealing representative from your allies
>Praising Khalid then a few months later backstab him.
Wew lad,its like the opposition wants to lose on purpose.

there is only two factions
the independent nationalist pure flip
and the chink yellow liberal party

We are a mess everyone is centrist

You really cant be nationalist unless you're a cuck

>Oh no pro pakatan pas leader lost in their party election
>Instead of fixing relation to pas let just split them into 2
>And put mat sabu as the new party president

What a genius

It's fine, you don't need to understand irrelevant country's politic.

It's simple to understand

either you are a pro-Philippines or you want to see the whole country burn down by supporting druggies, selling islands to China, don't give a shit about the people etc. then divert the attention that the president is a commie because he was having peace talks with the rebels

that's why cuckquinos are anti-government, they don't give a shit about the country

mat sabu faction wont win any election, i think PR are only doing it to sabotage pas vote since they arent in PR anymore

Commies has their own agendas to push

josemariasison.org/prospects-under-the-duterte-administration-and-tasks-of-the-filipino-youth/

This literally makes Pas considering a cooperation with Umno and when this happens there will be zero percent for opposition to win

Why are you against hudud law?

Filipinos consider themselves to be more globally relevant than either Indonesia or Malaysia

Anti dutdut seems to have a Better grasp on the country

Dutdut reminds me of those separatist lectures in my state uni

Glotia already sold those islands to china dutdut is just trying to condition is its okay and get money

I used to feel sorry for the Malaysian Chinese, but when you realise that they are 100% behind support for degeneracy, "democracy", homosexuality, Western progressivism, hipster coffee, tumblr postings etc in Malaysia... you will know and accept that UMNO and PAS are in the right.

Hopefully, our government can work with Malaysia to help squash their evil ambitions wherever they emerge, just as we suppressed the PR protests here after GE13

pas won't coop with Umno until they got what they want which umno wont do it since it will jeopardize their relationship with other party component such as MCA.
They are punishing PAS for leaving PR and not doing what DAP and PKR wants them which is why they are dividing the muslim(especially malays) communities even more into smaller faction

More like duterte distracting us with the meme drug war
For more sinister shit like
That deal Gloria made with china in2004, and now the refusal for joint patrol with the USA

Marcos burial and yes the commies are now coming back home and will have position in our gov.

central asia the best of asia btw
Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan!
i live in Almaty
just saying the truth

But what about the jobs created from selling the islands to China?
Won't anyone think of the children and their jewbs?

Mca is a baggage for Umno. Every seat that Mca won are Malay majority seats. If Umno take over Mca seats Umno can easily win more seat in the next election. 95% of chinese are already with Pakatan and nothing than BN do will reverse this. Pas on the other hand will be an invaluable asset to Umno. Remember that Nik Aziz who hates Umno is dead and Mahathir who hates Pas is no longer an Umno leader and member. Najib is the most Pas friendly leader than Umno has ever seen.

I don't care because I'll move to singapore and have sex with chinkaporean qts

>Anti dutdut seems to have a Better grasp on the country
more irreversible doctrinated individuals by years of years of propaganda

they will look bad on paper sheets is what i meant
desu what i meant pas wont combine with umno is due to nik aziz and other pas top leader which are getting older or being replaced by other
We wont know who will be the next musyidil amPAS and for that i wont predict the outcome.

Lazy.

It is already 0% unless they magically get the entire Borneo on their side.

Anti-Dutdut Anti-Yellowcucks

It's all the same, we need another World War so we can reset our shitty country back to zero. Kinda like Japan.

The situation is currently hopeless with the oligarchs leeching of the hard working people and keeping them dumb.

Borneo for Borneans!

They tried that with Allah issue but I don't think it's working plus Adenan Satem is very popular. BN even won more state seats in the last election. I don't know about Sabah.

pro marcos shills here are the only ones here seem to be brainwashed tbhwy

Brunei is a mistake

>go to Malaysian restaurant in Netherland
>the owner is Chinese
>Said he was from Singapore

is Singaporean ashamed of their cultureless state city?

INB4 Indon claims MUHH FOOD

Brunei ruling family, are they Bornean or not?

Reminder to kill Jews and Oligarchs when World War 3 happens

Even if they are seemingly harmless

Do you know that Banjar race is born out of mixed marriage between Dayaks and Malays?

Of course.

Berapa tahun lagi study di Jerman?

Laut for orang laut!
Land niggers get out!
There were part of Malaysia for a few years so its not entirely wrong.

But they're MALAY

tfw you're not a bruneian prince with a pet african

are they lovers?

that'd be hot tb'h

Probably one of the adopted kids

Fuck off Blake.

Why he looks chinky. Did he got non-malay native blood? My dayak friend also have that look.

>tfw no brunei prince bf

>implying there's different between Malay and Chink.

tb.h we were already being trained to be an independent state by the Americans when the Japs invaded, Japs probably want to make us a puppet state.

lmao, what an ugly colour scheme

Malaysia is such a shithole country.

But Ilani isn't chinky, she's just pale.

Looks like average Malay. This is me.

>Ilani
>not Sinoboo.

>Ilani isn't chinky

...

It's better when you use this picture for the OP.

They know.

Okay, I retract my statement. You malaysian are chinky as bakpao & cakwe.

Just got married with a half Malay half Arab girl, lad

how many Greek did you force to pay denbt today, Hans?

woah, hey guys

delet dis

>3 indonesians were also freed

I didn't hear anything about indos being kidnapped

>walk down the street
>get shot by veteran for causing the death of his buddies
terrorist scum

I am a Greek

they dont go over red because there are so many cars here

forgot pic

twitter.com/FtnIlani/status/331787965653188608

what's life like in Germany?

inb4 someone tweets this thread to her

>"I already warned you, Abdul. You don't get to bring friends."

>Ilani Schebartsky
>Schebartsky

t. Ilani Binte Schebart

>Scherbatsky
CHEEKI BREEKI CYKA BLYAT

no they won't we would find out who they are

I'm NBI

its shit
the people here are all shit

He's a Malay troll studying in German who smokes too much weed and shitpost all day

Does Ilani wear Nike tracksuit underneath?

oh I actually want to move there I think it's better than here, it's pretty miserable here

...

No I am a Greek.
I don't talk to people who smoke weed.

europeans are shit germany is ugly their weather is shit their food is shit
everything is shit in this country

How old is Ilani?

She got adidas stripes here.

21, will turn 22 in December

You seem to know a lot about her.

I started posting Ilani pic here last year

Are you, dare I say it, actually Ilani?

I bet that she's a horny little slut once she gets out of that oppressing clothing of hers.

Has this case gotten alot of attention in the Phillipines?

So did you pay ransom or not?

Tell us the truth

yes, what do you guys think about it though?

Not really but I like posting qts. We used to have comfy /asean/ thread with waifu posting and roll to get qts etc

hoi..tu poser bukan aku

Haa kan dah keluar bahasa Melayu dia. Kau dulu budak GMI ke

aah la..GMI buat a level

fuck

i though norcuck will get beheaded

*unzips pocket*
*whips out wallet*

>Not deflecting the gun with tai chi

Philippines would loose a lot of dickheads if only someone could use a drone while they were taking that pic

Need more OC meme t.bh
We as a general must grow

>loose
I swear to god m8

>deflicting gun with tai chi
this guy tried to and he fucking lost his arm

youtube.com/watch?v=FBmRl4q8Gl0

Sorry Pedro m8 not fully awake just about to drink my coffee

those backpacks look heavy
>ywn carry their their bags while fedora tipping m'lady

a true gent

Guys, I've given up on my lolicrush.
Kids just aren't worth it.

good

post the other one

...

>not posting the updated one

Imagine if this shows somehow works out and runs in some pedophile culture shithole like indonesia or some shit. the show would broadcast 24/7 with different predators being lured in every 5 minutes.

We need to bait Indons

I fucked the shit out of my Indon maid last night, I think she's going to be pregnant and we'll have to deport her

Do it in the middle east 50% of the region would be in prison

Turns out she has aids

TAKBIR

Nice

Malay-chan

Licia-chan

Another great weekend siesta

Im excited for the final episode of the season in 5 hours

Flipchan tities now

stop wasting your talent on shitfus

you have to come get them yourself

Sup lads?

thank you m8

now i have 2mb less data to shithpost

>1578 + 438
>data capped
wew

I like walking so much, that I just found a blister on the heel of my foot

get it burned

In Malaysia, they worship the Arabs. They get better treatment than locals, on the same level as whites in other parts of Asia. Malaysians are destroying their own culture to become more Arab. They coopt the Arab culture and denigrate Malay culture.

If you are an Arab, go to Malaysia and set yourself up as a teacher of lifestyle or religion, you can become rich.

>2016
>Not riding a flying carpet
Just use the magic word ZAM ZAM ALAKAZAM
youtube.com/watch?v=08AU0flSByc
But according to /ASEAN/ Malaysian culture does not exist, everything is stolen from Indonesia and Philippines.
Besides you should be posting this on MENA Singapore.

so in ww2 siam did everything wrong to us?
they sold us out...

>he doesn't have arab friends

youtube.com/watch?v=q3qDdiScnNs

Why dont Philippines have unlimited Data plans?

german apa macam der...best tak selain kebab infestations yang melanda kat situ?

betul betul betul

They did 'fight' a bit they ceasefire and joined the Axis after losing like 50 men while the entire Royal Malay Rifle in Kota Bharu were wiped out entirely fending off the landing without reinforcement.
Not the first time either, the Kedah rebellion was sparked by unprovoked slaughter in Kuala Kedah followed by working Malays to death to build the Bangkok canals, gambling on the gender and cutting open pregnant women, boiling people alive, impaling people on nipah tree so that the growing tree stabs your anus and grows in your intestines till you bleed to death,etc
Our govt just deleted these kind of things from most books to avoid a grudge, why do you think the South have rebellious tendencies?
jstor.org/stable/41492956?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

Perang Musuh Bisik?

wtf i love thailand now

Sup

i think it only applies to the mobile, we got unlimited for home / business

Yeah.
The atrocities committed by Siam is well recorded by Sherard Osborn in his book.
archive.org/stream/myjournalinmalay00osborich#page/n7/mode/2up
His book if you want to waste some time.
The adventures of a Bong captain and his two dozen Malay crews who could barely understand him in a gunboat is pretty kek.

My FB friend is doing a talk about this tomorrow

kalau pergi bandar besar banyak je diorang tu. kat Munich tu dah macam ghetto. Budak2 kebab manjang nak rembat je. 2 kawan aku dah hilang beg. geng2 cam Perkasa tu banyak kat jerman timur. so kena hati2 kat sana selain dari okay tu je takde masalah sangat. orang jerman ni nampak macam rude tp tu biasa je

the indons prolly like
>its spelled "Garuda" not "Geroda" stop steeling indon OC pls REEEEEEEEEE

>ywn sew treacherous chinks who collaborated with thai inside buffalo skin and left them to rot under the scorching sun

youtube.com/watch?v=f8lnWaTH_XQ

Cute.

Not sure if these kind of talk is a good idea since some stuff are better left buried especially with Thailand accusing us of being behind shady separatist groups like Barisan Revolusi Nasional.
Some so shady that not even the spokesman knew who is his boss and Thailand accuses our Special Branch of witholding information from them or turning a blind eye.
The neighbours sure love blaming us whenever something explodes.
As expected of chinks.

They have sex afterwards yes?

Hai San collaborated with the Thais

Maybe.

What do Chinese think of Balhae?

why don't you include the other stans like Pakistan and Afghanistan

Still I wonder does Ghee Hin and Hai San still exists today?
Last I remember about them is Larut wars.

-stan is Persian influence

The seperatist want us to get involve, even at some point doing prank to Thailand like planting Malaysian flags across Patani on Malaysian Independence day.

More like yes

I know about the annual dud bombs under Malaysian flag although there is none this year unless I missed the news.

......what do you mean by that?

Are you planning to rape me?

>be Chinese villager
>local communist boss is forcing the locals to give up their homes so he could sell it to land developers
>locals protest to protect their land, not even to protest against the party
>the head of the Guangzhou communists was supportive of the locals
>he allows the locals to pick a leader to take back their land
>5 years later
>their land still hasn't been recovered because their attempts kept getting blocks by higher up party members
>the Guangzhou leader who was supported was purged
>the locally elected leader was sent to prison for "corruption"
A daily reminder that we're not the only ones that are victims of the Chinese communist government's corrupt and illegal land grabbing

Only if you are feminine enough

...

You might be happy to know that I am leaning towards remain in eu

Mainly as a way to veto anything the EU have in mind like their army

...

Hey do you know where can I download Tenggelamnya Kapal Van Der Wijck? Finished the book and now I want to watch the movie. On pencurimovie and other Indon sites that I found the files has been deleted.

Hey, i'm a boy! You can't do that to me!

translate pls. I wanna know what my favorite 2hu is saying

I think I can if you are feminine

>remaining in the EU to "block the pipe"
This is why it's hard to run this continent, euro sceptics are too lazy to do their jobs and happily get their payment at the same time. An EU army is actually the idea of the centrist/liberals, who are only a small minority in the EU. It's like the whole Turkey lie, it will never happen and it's only brought up to scare people

indowebstershare.blogspot.co.id/2015/01/download-film-tenggelamnya-kapal-van.html

i actually havent watched it or read the book, even though its supposed to a classic and all

Its time.

federalist/centrist/liberals*

You came to the wrong thread motherfucker, awoo is an offence

...

Asking about whether all the bamboo is being used to make bamboo cannons but its actually some lemang.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemang

An EU army is destructive and a lack of UK presence in EU parliament means less voices against Merkel's agenda

the UK is obligated or intends to help Turkey get in the EU if I recall.

Alright...

But don't go nuts on me, okay!

Yes

Now let's see some cute thighs

Nein

no? Are your thighs ugly

>UK
>doesn't have a voice in the EU
top kek, UK has the 2nd biggest seats in Parliament. The amount of seats you get is comparable to your population.

Cameroon said doesn't apply to May, he's no PM anymore. Plus Turkey can't join because it's a dictatorship shithole that can't meet the requirements

youtube.com/watch?v=37iHSwA1SwE

thanks senpai

Here, have a reward. pic related

I'm so fckin depressed..
Send help pls..

It will be over when brexit becomes reality and something must happen

May wants to ban animu

I am so sad. But then I realized, it's not as bad as being into trannies

Tell me why. I'm used to be in that spot

just b urself bby

The link is not working and it's only 344MB. Nevermind I found a working link (1.95GB)

1fichier.com/?4x3th4pv5s

Maybe.

I'm going to bed now, though.

It was fun talking to you.

Catch you later!

Liar

Now bendover and let me in

just pull the trigger senpai

I don't know why I'm teling you all this but sometimes when sis does laundry I saw her sniffing my panties though I chose to act oblivious.

Kek what a jerk.
Try fishing.
Just making sure that you eat your veges especially beansprout.

Post feet

tanginamo jakol

Never eat a lot of terubok egg. NEVER

I once did that and the next day when I was out in the market with my mom, I decided to pass out some gas only to have a weird moist feeling on my butt. And my mom was taking her time buying groceries which meant that I was at the market for another half hour

When I got back home, I quickly rushed to the toilet. I was shocked to see oil coming out when i farted into the toilet bowl. WTF

And the most embarrassing thing of all, there's a shit stain on my jeans

That meant that the whole time I was at the market, people could see the stain right after I farted 0////0

Never eat a lot of terubok egg or you would end up farting out oil

Holy shit

SHART IN TESCO

I am just glad no one I know was there at the time

I hope the sales assistants point and laugh at you next time you go there with your friends

It's a market Flipbong >~<

There are no sales assistants you baka

But at least it's better than loving sheman penis

If anyone can get a 22 within 5 minutes, I'll post my panties.

you poop'd your panties

22

Damn

check these

Rolling

I did not. I farted and oil came out unexpectedly >~<

You trannie lover

Fukc.
Again.

>another time wasting my holiday with procrastinating all day long
Just fuck my shit up lads.

You better post them with a timestamp.

Hey Surely this is better than 22, right?

Phew, too bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=aoNaU_JX6D8

>buying groceries
>there's shit stain on my jeans
>looks at flag

SHART IN MART
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Sorry, I don't know any kazakh.

I'll confess to my sister that I love her if you get trip.

Wtf, no that's disgusting no incest please

Thanks for getting kjartan out of Abu's hands

>sakurahimie went back to indo cock
KONTOL

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what did he mean by this

He means Mikasa best girl

new bread