/brit/

Scots? More like Shots

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the prefer not to say gf
pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=69331046

5 power gap 1 3 2 power gap 4

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I've been to America, yank women aren't as friendly as I thought they'd be desu.

The guys were alright though.

>implying we aren't all ameriboos
at least I'm not afraid to admit it

you've both genuinely got autism

What isn't senpai?

ffs lost me phone on my holiday in canada, fuming

Shan't be allowing you to do that lad

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she thinks my tractors sexy

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2,1,3,5,4

me on the right

WITH THE MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

HAHAHA NOT LIKELY!!!

You got a brand new combine harvester, lad?

stole some sissy brit boi's phone hehe

the current system hardly cripples people
if you can't pay it, they don't send the debt collectors after you

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>theres a massive bike tunnel under bath

spooky

>mum cancelled the credit card she had which I was using to pay for Apple Music

Glad I went to a grammar school desu

cuck

Every time someone admits they're from England, I can't help but picture them as some black guy or Muslim desu, very strange that.

me behind the camera

TONGA BALLOON GANG

just like in my pokemans

*emptys a vial of car battery acid on your face*

@65018417
'no'

someone shoop kev in the distance

she did it to save your beleaguered pineal

perfect for getting mugged

Just watched Jurassic World lads

What's a Culchie?

i admit, im from england, happy now?

BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAY
DESTINY IS CALLING ME
OPEN UP MY EEEEAGER EYYYYES

eating some KFC, lads

thats mine

hello redd.it

aesthetic film innit

alri corbyn

any tims lads

why do people pretend that hillary isn't a psychopathic criminal

efukt.com/21677_African_Sex_Rituals.html

really made me think

Someone who lives in some rural backwater

thicc

what degree gets the highest average salary

just want normal thick arms like everyone else

tired of my stick arms

even 12 year old girls have fatter arms than me

I call this artwork: Le accentuated gut

overweightt

christ she's gotten thicc hasn't she

literally me

Sociology

maths

Might be taking a qt 17yo with big tits to a funfair tomorrow.

Got any advice?

what dog is that

l-lads

independent.co.uk/news/world/japan-has-a-worrying-number-of-virgins-government-finds-a7312961.html

none you arrogant student, zuckerberg dropped out and is a billionaire so i am too

*chokes you to death using your own twiglike arm*

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anyone else have bouts of crippling depression that can last years at a time?

it's an oink oink kitter

why do people pretend that Drumpf isn't a fascist sexist racist homophobe???

>mfw 23 year old virgin

28°

Fucking culchies

petroleum engineering

just be yourself lad

alri marlon

because they are too

good thing hillary is beating him by over 20% so we dont have to worry about that

moving to japan to be with my kind

because she's a woman

These captchas are getting weird.

12: too young
14: getting there
16: PRIME
18: decline
20+: trash

want fatter arms

Fuck off townie

Sugar puffs

Unironically a good song
youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E

if i went to china or korea or something as an average (maybe below average) looking lad but 6"4 and broad shoulders could i get asian girls to shag me

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

THIS IS CONTAGIOUS

youtube.com/watch?v=fvj6zdWLUuk

thread is moving so fast I cant read everything

fuck of JF's

delete this picture mate

1 is hotter, but 2 is cuter
not sure how to rate them 2bh

need more pics of chebs and arses

I live in THE most culchie most isolated area of Ireland

My father unironically owns a farm and smuggles counterfeit diesel around the backroads

everyone is unironically a depressed alcoholic

15? She's underage, that's raw.

*engages in window-centered isometric exercises to divert attention from my real intentions of acquiring fast food and passing it off as home-cooked upstate new york delicacies*

1: too young
2: getting there
3: PRIME
4: decline
5+: trash

yes but you're not 6'4 nor are your shoulders exceptionally broad

yes

FOYN

...

this 2bqh

youtube.com/watch?v=6exgBw7iaA8

Buttevant?

alri thailad

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Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely NEED a qt3.14 Korean gf.

makes me howl on facebook when proles think zucker dropped out of sixth form cause on inspirational pics it said he dropped out of college

I would REALLY appreciate it for people to slagpost and whatnot

>trash
FOY

fucking hell lads

>went for a shit just now
>wiping my arse
>check the paper to see how pooey it is
>there's two maggots moving around in the shit

what the actual fuck, how do i get maggots in my shit? they were fucking alive and moving

do i call someone? i feel fine

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes man want to speak Spanish

Culchie here

AMA

neck yourself pal

have a deep dark past that I wouldn't want /brit/ finding out about

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>My father unironically owns a farm and smuggles counterfeit diesel around the backroads

>everyone is unironically a depressed alcoholic
CANNOT make this shit up

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Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely NEED a qt3.14 Texan gf.

hmmm
ah yes

Realised that if I don't grow up, I'll always be alone.

you couldn't handle her lad

and you know it

They're worms, not maggots

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You constantly obsess over Korea and Korean girls.

Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain and British men.

>Culchies shit maggots

cant quite bring myself to fap over this

why link the OP you thick cunt
cannot make what up?

something makes me think that that quote is possibly fabricated

love urself

bath is solidly middle class white

company is overrated
you can't wank whenever you want to

this is correct. anyone who disagrees is ludford

>go to donegal for a sesh for a wee change
>townies are obnoxious cunts
>tinkers are being their usual selves
>culchies are sound as fuck but all dress in checkered shirts and crosshatch jeans and drink magners
What an odd county

*chalks up my cue*

AND AGAINST LAW 5 YEARS OR MORE

howling

i am unironically 6"4
i don't have EXCEPTIONALLY broad shoulders but they're probs broader than average
what i really meant was that i'm not a lanklet
thanks for the info x

Some rando from the Philippines added me on the ol facebook yesterday and all they've been doing is asking me questions about England.
hmm

WANT SOME TRAP BEAVER, LADS???????????????????????

1,2,3

it's fine mate

townies are fucking wankers lad, always try to start fights and the country boys finish them

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when will paper fivers be worth a million quid?

Sounds comfy

what's your deepest darkest secret lads?

mine's getting touched up at all boys boarding school when i was about 12 haha

Unironically lived in Texas for almost 5 years
ama

when you have 200,000 of them

I was wondering where I left my phone

what the fuck is it with brits and getting worms in their assholes? seen this topic come up a lot here. do you fuckers seriously live that unsanitarily

Business idea: post your full name, address, medical information and bank details online

gf is a proper mouthbreathing mong 2bhwy lads

tried to redpill her on jewish mind control techniques the other night but she just started going on about corrie or some shit

thinking about potting her but she does give great head

the amount of hate trump gets is delicious and I don't particularly like the fella much anyway

unironically murdered someone aha

I haven't had any friends since I was 20.

That's what i heard too
When i first went down with my mucker from donegal they told me the culchies are the ones ye want to get in with cause they'll look after ye
Really nice fellas, wile good company
Kinda miss them

>Culchies are this short tempered
Not sure if this fits the stereotype desu

i once bricked an old peoples home with a mate when i was 14

made the front page of the local newspaper, never got caught

took out every front window

I won £1.2m on the Lotto and gave it all to charity to spite my family.

Eh, it's been alright so far
they literally asked if everyone in England has "a british accent"
assumed they meant the stereotypical posh boy accent so I said no.

anyone else wish they were gay? women are a right hassle not gonna lie

99% is bait i'm sure

Haven't seen this one before where did you get this

just opened a new tab

Get us a drink then

stole a pack of chewies from tesco

how?

bullshit.

where do you live? you sound like a belfast lad

just closed a tab

worms do make great bait

what website you gonna go to?

Limerickfag here and lived in Dublin for a year bout 10 yrs ago and everyone there addressed me like I'd come from some warzone or something haha

they genuinely found me intimidating!!

homosexual experience when I was 17

the media has done nothing but shit on him for the entire year and he's still leading the polls

matty's myspace before he deleted it

watching crazy ex-girlfriend

a car related incident that i wont be disclosing here

yer mums

pics

hahahahaha

would you?

couple first years tried to get into my mates party last night but didn't have money for cover
turned them away and they smashed the downstairs window with a rock
little cunts

sorry lad

hope you weren't pissed on anything at the time

Derry lad, sure don't you donegal ones call us "muckers" cause that's what we call "mates"

vocaroo.com/i/s0FiIFoE8wua

reported ribena to the MI5

got some sweet chilli peanuts
after i finish them will probably fire off a wank
any recommendations for material i could use

also is it bad that i can climax from wanking in literally 30 seconds

should I do it

*builds a time machine*

*goes back in time to just before you and your mate throw the first brick*

STOP

*drops trousers to reveal my soft, delicate bollocks*

STRIKE THESE INSTEAD

Michael Nathaniel Osborne, 21 Priory Wood Way, Huntington, York, North Yorkshire, YO31 9JG

AB+ blood type

Halifax
82640812
01-21-23

for banter

of what :@

>donegal lad who unironically murdered a boy in a car related incident
I unironically know who you are

despise the posh cunts in dublin la

wouldnt know im from north louth, right on the doorstep of south armagh and south down. Some depressing oul country places about here. Jonesborough/Crossmaglen.

Used to sell gear bashed with paracetamol down the pub whilst I was a NEET

I value a machine operators opinion over an investment bankers.

Not unless you want to crash your browser for a laugh

fucking hell she's so fit

would give all my possessions to shag her

do it you absolute madman

bit jf mate

>There's a Huntingdon in Yorkshire
Oi

Playing Dragon Quest Heroes
ama

she really isn't

Strange post this

>Derry
Can't fathom why you'd set foot in that place desu

Mental if this is true

Banter lads banter haha

yes she is don't argue with me sweetie x

What is the most English name that you can think of?

>also is it bad that i can climax from wanking in literally 30 seconds

yes. I can wank and fuck with a condom and cum in between 2 and 5 minutes

the first couple of times I fucked without a condom I came in under 20 seconds the first time and under 30 the next few times

really don't know how adults are supposed to make friends

a single cosmic ray striking you can trigger cancer

Rasheed Al Swarma

doing a watch
youtube.com/watch?v=VMl0GbiVEyA

It's Huntington lad

Harold

*gets struck by a cosmic ray*
ARGHHH

Islamic ray guns

Alfred

alri

Alfred Coningsby

going to mass tomoz lads
hope you do so too

err draw a pic of you getting touched :*

That's alright then

*sends a cosmic ray through /brit/*

Nigel Canterbury

cancer only needs one cell to start lad
each fag you smoke could be the one

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*poos on to your lap*

What site is this

fucking hell how do i fix this
just in case on the off chance i have sex

halifax mentioned

*walks into some runts house*
*unloads bowels all over his bathroom*

ah yes that'll do nicely

nipping to beirut, you lads want anything?

Was born and bred here la
Love her with all me heart but she's been taking in too many shit skins lately
Makes me sad to see her in such a state
Preferred her poor and local

brian mosgrave

cant draw

sorry :c

Popping down to Premier lads

you want anything?

*start smoking like a madman*

drinking biere d'or again

i'm such an alcoholic

me in the pic

does anyone care though

chrome bookmarks

Aedulwulf Godwinson

Popping down to Premier Inn lads

you want anything?

Had a visit from the police in relation to /brit/ yesterday afternoon

Not going to say what it is about though as it will only make the situation worse

Sign of a runt: Calling the evening meal anything other than 'tea'

the Danish gf is sending me more nudes lads
love her and everything but her body does not excite me.

alri meursault

What do you think about these mad lads?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Burmese_people

shitty little tiny pisswater beers

twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/777238884954443776

yanks are messed up tbqh

was it the gimmick police to warn you about your shit gimmicks

honestly I don't know mate
I gradually became less sensitive on the ol' penis with sex without a condom
it also depends on how often I ejaculate. If I wake a week I cum super quickly.
One time I did sex with a condom, came, got hard again in 10 minutes and spent 10 minutes fucking her until I gave up because I was out of energy and I never came

man did u photoshop ur eyes

I was a machine operator (literal hydraulic press operator .. nowhere near as fun as those reddit fucks make it look like) in my last job

I honestly would recommend you go with the bankers opinions before the machine operators

jesus

>that fucking thread

haha that was me, sent the local bobby round to make sure you're not stealing my gimmicks

theft is a crime, lad

meant to quote fuckin hell

*poos in to your bumhole*

The right side of my bellend, just below it around the foreskin area is itchy and red and inflamed and when I touch it it hurts.

Its literally secreting some kind of fishy smelling oil.

what the fucks happening to my cock?

green is my pepper

this chinese girl is CUTE imo

Prince Paul on the left

No photoshop, only quality weed my friend ;)

sorry m8 thats bellend cancer

Quite a well known liked individual on a subreddit with less than 15k subscribers lads
It's the only one I regularly post in too

who is this testicle vestibule?

that's a 12 year old boy. you're coming with me
*handcuffs you*

wish i was a girl lad
they get all the sympathy if they behave like i do

dying and turning into a vagina
think i'll just try cutting down on the wanking
3 a day can't be good aha

go to the gp mate

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*violently shits it directly back out into your face*

teehee

the gf has the body of a twink but with a pussy
best of both worlds

Not gonna lie I really rate kevin de bruyne

pictures please

she's just ok mate

ah yes, London

It's treason, then.

*commits yankicide*

>twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/777238884954443776
anyone using Cred Forums memes outside of Cred Forums needs shooting
not arsed about le secret club its just so cringey

neither do I.

Just finished the new album lads

>Vancouver, BC
>$
hmm

3 times a day is too much mate
you should try and cut it down

That actually seriously might be penile cancer, look up the symptoms
Go to the doctor asap

i know shes not though
she could feasibly be lezzer

stupid northerner

damn this dog knows the business

new

what about it

shan't be posting in this thread

Thank you for your input. The internet tells me it is balanitis caused by fungal infection and my cock will look like the left of pic related and my foreskin will melt off if it remains untreated.

I can't fucking stand it
There was some fat spotty fuck in my lectures who would constantly inject memes into a conversation
he would always try and imply shit

he did a presentation and used greentext instead of bullet points

lecturer marked him down for the presentation being hard to read and not sticking with a regular presentation format

Rate my room

sad twat

baka at all this rampant MISOGYNY in here

Already an empty thread

are you 13

you can put on a skirt and I'll treat you like a girl :0

>FSA flag

fuck off

good lad

fookin ate yanks

express.co.uk/life-style/science-technology/711591/The-Pirate-Bay-downloads-Piratebay-Torrentz-Google-Chrome-Firefox-blocked

piracy is officially over
how will NEETs ever recover?

Why do people make news before this has even reached the bump limit. Spackers.

bump

Alri