Paddy the ripper edition
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doing a post
Claiming this post for Charli
boss discovered a pepe i posted 2 years ago on facebook
taking a risk
having a punt
having a go
doing a thought
Unironically like the paddy the ripper gimmick
nth for actually kinda like this song
Me and the gf
Some pop person named pamyu or some shit
>ian duncan smith's grandma was japanese
want to systematically kill all canadians in ovens and gas chambers
her eyes are cute 2bh
still, fuck off nonce
reckon yank posters are the best here
I'm going to go to the cashpoint that does fivers tomorrow and see if I can get one out
David Silva's mum is Japanese
hows that for "canadian bacon"
Rate my m8
'Laura' Southern sounds like a tranny 2bh
New fiver feels weird lads
My gf's pussy is so pretty, it's always shaved and it's so neat and tidy, no pissy beef flaps. I just sat and played around with it earlier while she was doing something on her phone. Her labia is so nice and pink.
liking this fresh take
Never heard of her
Lauren you paddy sack
i had one but literally lost it
going to the chippy anyone want owt?
r8 my doge
Friends are so lame oh wow you drank Thursday guess Friday and Saturday of the only week of uni where we don't have assignments or papers we should stay in ffs need to meet new people
pigs in a blanket
fry em like bacon
*pulls my greasy bollocks out of the deep fryer*
Take a bite, lads, be careful not to burn your mouth x
honestly think one of my m8s or someone has robbed it
suppose thats what i get for showing off
Howling just thinking about the kind of utter leveret that would make such a post
expect nought less from a leaf
I can't, I'll get banned. Imagine a nice cameltoe pussy, but perfectly shaved and pristine.
qt gf and salt n vinegar crisps please mate
this fucking mad man
i hate you all
come awwwwn eeeeen
big dik bitch dawt kawm
doing a get drunk at 9am on sunday
t. highly sexually frustrated man
you are talking about me, right?
decided to kill myself by a marijuana overdose
Daily reminder that ut us not me who is being unreasonable ut us ye
Craigavon sent the Specials out,
To shoot the people down,
He thought the IRA were dead,
In dear old Belfast town,
But he got a rude awakening,
With cannon and grenade,
When he met the first Batallion,
Of the Belfast Brigade.
Don't worry , you're going become a legend.
Post the pics
might go to bed
Didn't you do a get drunk at 6am on a Saturday?
still impatiently awaiting miley cyrus sex tape
is she older than 8?
no that was yesterday
If you're going to post a photo of the new fiver, at least post a decent one.
unlocking my potential
>work on monday
what would you do if the Daleks invaded Britain tomorrow?
I want an icelandic qt ;(
*locks it again*
*throws away the key*
pfft, nothing personnel kiddo
why are you posting my bunny x
>how do you not have facebook?
Who's the fatty?
holy shit that's beautiful
katie price is one of the worst people to ever live
WE ARE THE BILLY BOYS
YOULL KNOW US BY OUR NOISE
WERE UP TO OUR KNEES IN FENIAN BLOOD
SURRENDER OR YOULL DIE
FOR WE ARE
THE BRIGTON BILLY BOYS
it's really nice 2bqh
It also has the added bonus of pissing off the indians
*runs around in circles*
Any good hunting woods in England lads?
>tfw having to dumb down my gimmicks so /brit/ understands them
oh the pains of being a genius... woe is me....
She's 35 but she has the pussy of an 18 year old. Honestly mate I can't believe my luck. My previous gf was 23 and her pussy was completely busted.
london, a real concrete jungle
post the best girl
Loose Women star Katie Price has made a shock prediction that rock legend Meat Loaf will be dead soon, slamming his decision to go on the ITV show last week and urging him to get rest.
It comes after fans took to Twitter to express their concern after the 68-year-old American singer, who recently collapsed on stage, appeared looking frail and complaining of a pinched nerve in his back.
The glamour model-turned telly fave, 38, revealed: “I think Meatloaf will be dead soon. I think he’s so frail. He just did not look well and I don’t know who wanted to put him on the telly like that.
"He needs to rest. When I was training to be a nurse before I started modelling, I used to lay out dead bodies and I know what dead people are like.”
>willingly giving all your personal data to an Amerifat mega-corp
cum on it
hope you're not planning on hunting foxes or i'll have you nicked sunshine
really want the new fiver lads haha
Can you post the other side?
pic of the gf lads
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMAL
It's tomorrow. I'm 20 years old today. No longer a teen.
Not sure what to make of this development yet.
Looks crap desu. Who fucking designed this shit?
still would though
plenty of pavement monksys in London and Birmingham to hunt
oh how i wish i was this dog
just went to the car wash
made me feel like i was in the future cause it was one of those laser washes that talks to you
felt like i was getting ready to be launched into space
>mfw Satanism was seen as a genuine threat back in the 90s
they had no idea what they were in for
reminder northern ireland is not a first world place
not too bad
have a few of them myself
i remember when i turned 20
suddenly everything started to make sense. instantly got a wife, 2 kids and i had a very bright career ahead of me
free nothern ireland (to the tune of free tibet)
Drinking a nice stout from Florida lads
honest question does either ireland or the UK really WANT northern ireland
seems like it'd be more trouble than it's worth
want to watch a yank space launch. shame you're restricted to a radius of about 10 miles
me on the right
*puts all the runts into hufflepuff*
Are slavs the last tough european people on earth?
it was to my knowledge that Northern Ireland didn't want to be "free" as you immaturely put it
always thought that they preferred being British
check this one out
its from 1908
i have loads of george coins so thats not so cool
should I go for it lads
haven't had a (you) yet
might call it a night
>seems like it'd be more trouble than it's worth
i think you stole this joke
Why are southern posters so mean? No one from NI ever makes anti Irish posts, so I don't see why we get so much abuse.
this side is way better
What store is that posted on?
2D girls, take your 3DPD somewhere else
Northern Ireland is filled with terrorists
They pay in pounds in Direland now Paddy?
jesus the women in that programme were ridiculous
spoke too soon
go to a cash machine in a poor area. their machines are full of fivers, and they circulate new notes there because poor people immediately spend their cash on shite and get it circulating fast,
Original Series E will always be the best fiver.
who's that bint
>No one from NI ever makes anti Irish posts
doing a laugh at you
(here's a dilemma for you)
>No one from NI ever makes anti Irish posts
Come on mate you know this isn't true.
Are you daft?
There's constant anti Irish posting on every single thread you mong
I'm near the border
5 kids, fanny probably looks like the elephant man
>yank posts something tripe
>typing up a reply that'll make him cry
>realize he probably doesn't understand 80% of the words im using so I have to dumb it down to "SHART IN MART" otherwise it'd just go over his head
Well, at the very least it's pretty one sided la
>mfw somebody says something mean to me on /brit/
Absolute B A N G E R
when do i get to have the realisation that reality is a simulation and learn to develop a method to commune with the designers so that they may alter my physical form and my experiences to enhance and improve everything?
Where abouts? Im on South Armagh and South downs doorstep
she's probably had it reconstructed lad
omg, he wasn't lying
Lads if I post a pic of my gf do you promise to be fair and rate her honestly? No memes. No racism. Just your honest opinion of my gf.
um yeah fuck off :) x
Can we get rid of these fucking uppity Canucks?
this should be the official flag of Wales
the dragon flag was only officially adopted in the 1950s, it wouldn't be a huge deal to change it
definitely not. The anti irish posters dont seem to be on tonight but when they are fucking hell...
do you come here often? nearly every thread some cunts saying gas the taigs
Neither is the rest of Ireland
>mfw Eurozone bailouts
she's black, isn't she?
shan't bother to look at it
try again sweetie
yes go on
no, south american
gas the taigs
is fucking right
your a meme ethnicity. Your ethnicity is barely 300 years old. your only going to be a small blot on the timeline of Irish history for we will wipe you out.
Best post of the thread and everyone is ignoring it
Imagine if one of your parents died tomorrow
r8 my song lads
I love spicy Latinas
paki detector off the charts
el mejicao otra vez jaja que lindo
the Cromwell lads
is anybody good at shading?
I can't colour stuff in for the life of me
Yes but it's heavily inflated by other, non NI posters from the UK. On the other hand you can tell when Irish lads slander NI.
will my mother die in her sleep if i don't reply to this post?
>Been wondering if your heart's still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts
Can I fuck that pussy with my massive eight inch cock?
You clearly have never been with a woman. She's not fat at all.
we're now living in a post-liberal age
western liberalism began to die in 2008, we had years of neoliberalism. it has now died in 2016
no, we have not returned to nationalism
this new stage is what we social scientists call "conservative socialism".
Tiocfaidh ar la
You're a lucky lad
how hard is it to drive in a right-lane country, say if I'm renting a car
I usualy give up after the flat colors
yea go for it ill post mine
dont ask about the hands, her idea shes fucking retarded
post pics of her
Piece of piss lad
Jeez, well played lad
My boss rented a car in Ireland and he said it was fine, so you'll be ok
Hmm wonder if that could have something to do with population numbers...
the chihuahua yip yip haha
>Posts a made up meme image
Ah yes, another retard
you get used to it
you'll want someone in the passengers seat directing you and reminding you to stay right
when turning, "look left and keep right" is a good thing to remember
Post her then you fucking dickhead
>meme ethnicity talking dung
hahaahahahah post the girl nigger ass
t. paki virgin
what a banger lads
literally wrong fucking do one
prefer this one
/wsg/ has the worst jokes.
We need to drop the sectarian bickering and fucking drop this mexican autist
whos with me bies?
You have a nigger nose. KYS
fuck me, second time I've done that this week
you are quite handsome
whatre ya sayin by
got the candles going and the flubromozolam down me gob
And around that time.. I went from being cadet to krepts cousin :/
Speak for yourself
Can you suck my dick with those lips?
*jams a knife inbetween your two front teeth and slices a 4 inch cut into your gums*
IN THE STEREO I GOT KREPT AND KONAN
why do autists always fall in love at bus stops
honestly don't believe the krauts ever stopped being barbarians
it's in their nature to want to destroy europe
i mean not even the pakis want that- they want to conquer europe and convert its populace to islam, but they still want europe to exist
the eternal german just wants total annihilation of europe
Day 1 of calorie deficit and not feeling shit yet
Wonder if there's anything to just having a meal you like once a day
The most successful I've ever been at losing weight (obese to healthy bmi) I'd have a fucking lovely ciabatta everyday and I wonder if that's easier to maintain than having nothing but chicken or something.
>tfw really want to post pictures of the ex gf cos shes really hot
>tfw too scared to post it
im not going to but she is hot lads
just trust me
*rubs car battery acid into your gum wound*
Had to google this
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
btw I'm the guy who posted this
>it's in their nature to want to destroy europe
You should try actually reading a book, you fucking paki idiot.
post la we wont even be able to find her if you change the image composition in paint. Literally no chance of a reverse search of that image then.
I even got a bar; even though the love's one way I'll still bang you in your face if you're talking about krept
Post it , you too will become a legend.
should I watch the first mad max tonight or tomorrow
I might end up delaying it a week if I don't watch it tonight though
pick up a history book you retard
Post-relationship revenge porn is frowned upon in the UK, don't do it
>PLS BELIEVE ME ANONYMOUS PEOPLE ON /BRIT/
In all fairness the moral man is right. Semi skimmed is sick and full fat is the good stuff.
literally, unironically the gf
would post my gf on here but she doesn't exist haha
the black gf?
>>tfw really want to post pictures of the ex gf cos shes really hot
>>tfw too scared to post it
>im not going to but she is hot lads
>just trust me
Rasheed with a fat cow
gotta be sensible on the tubes if i ever want to work for HM government
*gets into a shirt with another person*
she isn't attractive
>tfw all the pakis and leftists on facebook going mental about muh indian genocide
frank so called ocean
ah yes, a beautiful human woman
not black, south american
Better than a paki, Amir.
I know who she is, she's only 16 mate why are you being a nonce and posting pics of her? By the way I literally do know who she is, she's from Oxford and I know her mum.
no one caaares bra
heres mine haha
Yanks at it again
oh shit boys scraps going to go down now
you've just saved this from Cred Forums
At least she doesn't give money to Starcucks
sharon stone has an IQ of 160
It's already been established ITT that there are real non-virgins on /brit/ mate
kek. yeah okay mate :)
*sets off a car bomb*
does the UK accept white immigrants? pic is me
Everyone here thinks you're just an attention-seeking liar. Probably a nigger
my gf's name is manuela
the penalty points system was actually a good thing now that I think about it
it used to be an absolutely lawless free-for-all driving here (to which the astronomical fatality rates can attest to) until they were brought in a few years back. granted its still very easy to pay off the cops if you get done (especially if you're a politician or rich) ... or, in my case, they just don't even care enough to report you for driving without L-plates and let you off
i want to believe
got this qt when I did a reverse image search :3
churchill was completely justified in his actions 2bqh
bit creepy that, don't post any more
don't get your hopes up lads. it's my literal gf from ecuador, she recently turned 20
my cleaners name is manuela too
I'm one of them
If you think that's surprising in any way you should really fuck off to /britfeel/
of course they defend churchill but say shit against stalin
heavy choons :(
>literally, unironically the gf
You mean it's some poor lass you're stalking on fb and have decided to plaster her face all over /brit/
She still flashed her pussy on film so she can't be that smart
*gives you the signal*
who cares though i mean really, nobody does
this is ALREADY a thread DOZY yank
Is it true drink driving's still really common in rural Ireland?
m8 was over in Donegall and ended up in some club in the middle of nowhere. Buses had gone around the surrounding villages picking up people but there was a car park and plenty of people drove there and back. Apparently the DJ even told people to stay safe on the roads on their way home at the end of the night.
no need to be rude lads, she's not a paki
*pulls the lever*
*looks into your eyes*
*points out how widely open they are*
*wonders if you think I would lie to you*
*wonders same again*
*there is, silly me
It's not the virginity thing that is being questioned. It's why you sad attention-seeking weirdos are so desperate to convince anonymous people on here that you have a gf like you deserve a fucking medal.
Creep pics are technically illegal in the UK
No she's really my gf. You won't find that image anywhere else on the internet because it was only sent to my whatsapp. I cropped it because she was in her underwear lel
>she's not a paki
She's a shitskin, you should end yourself.
No they aren't
t. doesn't have a gf and won't any time soon with that attitude
she's south american and her skin is beautiful and smooth 2bh :3
t. insecure paki
Yes they are, posting sexually suggestive creep pics on public websites is not legal here.
right lads, there are not one, but FOUR /brit/ threads up, and the custodian will NOT be pleased
>her skin is beautiful
looks like poo
>tune from Battle Hymn of the Republic
please don't appropriate are culture m8
Did you tell her you were plastering her mug all over Cred Forums?
t. massively insecure loner with issues around women
whatever you say hall monitor hahahahueahauhahah
getting my nightly dose of ephemeral rift and heather feather lads
Total bullshit, you've been meme'd. And there was nothing 'sexually suggestive' about that pic he posted
Obviously not. She's at work at the moment.
She's still a shitskin, you simple cunt.
t. paki sex pest who thinks rubicon and weed are the way to a girl's heart
t. pussy-whipped cuck
very much so
its 'socially unacceptable', but still happens at a ridiculous level in rural areas cause there isn't really any alternative
taxi rates are extortianate
brown skin is far more aesthetic than pasty white skin mate
Are you trying to convince us you actually have a gf?
Sure there wasn't, keep telling yourself that. And I know it was you who posted it, don't be silly.
S M E L L Y
>posting surfboard women
ah yes i love my women to resemble pigs