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but I despise americans
yea i know lad
i'm a horny bugger tho
need to keep myself occupied so i dont get bored and have one for the sake of it
this is an excellent edition
In Paris lads
going to sleep
anyone joining me?
why the fuck did you just quote my post
toilet is making a high-pitched electronic noise
This THE Cali yank or just A Cali yank?
lads i dont even fit in abnormie sites
im something else i tell ya
just a cali yank
I never visit this dump
how do I make friends?
ummmm please don't swear in /brit/ please sweetie x thank youuuu
Thank you for your input. The internet tells me it is balanitis caused by fungal infection and my cock will look like the left of pic related and my foreskin will melt off if it remains untreated..
shan be posting in this thread
I visited your dump (Hollywood)
shart be posting in this thread
unironically similar to this (Anglo-Indian)
Southern California's a shithole, you missed the good parts of the state
shan't be viewing this thread
not one pixel reached my retina
guarantee that I have bigger lats than anyone in /brit/
>tfw nothing to contribute
fuck off paki cunt
Shame about the indian part
I went San Fran, Hollywood, Santa Monica and around LAX
this wouldnt have happened if you obeyed god and cut off your penis sheath
i knew a 9/10 half indian who was a top qt
doubtful lad im unironically 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
Cred Forums is the most influential website on the planet
those are kinda good places
thunked a thought
>Just four of the places I went is enough for a FOB
Haha I better shut up now then
brown people avoid me because they think I'm white
white people avoid me because they think I'm brown
Portuguese people like me because they assume I'm Portuguese
post yours x
Why aren't they brown?
seriously guys I'm not feeling great atm and I don't know how to make friends, any help will do
guarantee that I have bigger nads than anyone in /brit/
swear the one on the left got a leg way bigger than the other
he didn't say >Northerners
Imagine not being from the SOUTH WEST
>cheeky knickers showing
would've wanked to this when i was in secondary school
you can be friends with me mate
*puts my hand on your leg*
t. alberto barbosa
do you wish you were english, lad?
Yeah, she runs in circles
keep getting told I'm skinny as a 'lat'
>I don't even know what the fuck a 'lat' is
whats a lat?
have you just started uni?
just watched don't breathe lads
pretty scary t bh
find someone who likes the same stuff as you
it's literally horrible
i dont want to imagine it anymore
how do people afford to mortgage
literally £4000 a month
unironically hate indians more than pakistanis. most pakistanis I've met are okay, indians on the other hand are fucking rude and try to cheat everyone any way they can
lattismus dorsi muscles, aka your lats
I can barbell row 80 kg 4x8 doubt it
fuck off paki
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic bricklayer
just about to, not had to make friends in years
proper anxious like
Well it's not though, is it
More like £600
An absolute fucking choon
youd never hear this on the Irish charts nowadays
please listen and enjoy x
literally every meme comes from here
name a more influential site
baka desu senpai
>tfw 5' 3" nu male and built like a Brixton cereal cafe
Mine bigger than yours and his
don't think 100k houses exist mate
Well my dad's English, and I've spent most of my life in England and so have my parents.
Culturally, I'm practically as English as English people come, it's just that if I go to my mum's family's house, there's always Indian food on offer
Ethnicity wise, sometimes I do, but sometimes I don't. Some girls actually really like the fact I'm dark, but not a paki or black
You say that, and apparently there's a lot of Portuguese on my mum's side as well as Indian, but not as much.
Just did lad. Made me sweat a little.
rate his bars
Yeah but you don't get the mortgage on the entirety of the price
he could have beaten tyson in a street fight
bet you hate churchill though. you know, for what he did to the indians.
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
I have the beefiest most muscular arms on /brit/ too
fuck it i am the most unironically muscular man on /brit/ and id kill you all
shant be posting fucking machines
would VERY much like a seattle gf
how do they work then
it's that fucking nationalist icelanders fault that you know about this song, isn't it?
my mind is like a road to enlightenment
>number of memes invented: zero
it might be hard for you to do, but if someone asks if you want to go out, don't make excuses like "i'm tired" or "I have lectures at 9 in the morning tomorrow", but at the same time don't become a Lad's Lad because that isn't you
You need to find the right balance between being yourself and being sociable with the normies
I highly doubt they (the ones telling me) know that
it must come from somewhere other than some obscure muscle
You put down a deposit out of your own money and get a mortgage for the rest
>1 point 6 MILLION views
Has the blackpool grime scene gone too far?
lat muscles arent obscure and i have no clue what skinny as a lat even means
>BUYING a house when you can rent and hop from house to house whenever you like
i am a quasi-normie
LITERALLY tumbler: The Village
Couldn't give a shit about the Indians
From what my grandmother has told me about full blooded Indians (she was born there and moved to the UK when she was like 10 or something and is also Anglo-Indian), they deserved it.
Get out now!
You have nothing to offer us!
>paying somebody else's mortgage and never seeing your money again
guilty, as charged
goodnight lads. one luv
couldn't give a shit about the city itself mate
>tfw get over 200 likes on every one of my profile pictures on normiebook
>get 300 likes on instagram
im a fucking normie and i come here to laugh at you semi normies and relish in your despair
>Ahhh yes why would I live in one place where I can continuously pay to never settle down and face numerous logistical challenges
Blackpool should be nuked, bulldozed, rebuilt, and inhabited by the likes of people from Lancaster, the Ribble Valley and Lytham St Annes
t. Lytham dweller
You know what lad, I like you.
Are you up to your knees in Fenian blood?
you only BUY a house if your name is keith and you have 4 kids
I am neither of those
id heem you cunt
Iranian paralympic road cyclist died today in an horrific accident. Broken neck followed by a heart attack.
>numerous logistical challenges
will do xoxo
Link me now link me later
Owe me money better bring me paper
V good edition
>tfw liking basically every picture the polish qt posts these days
alright thats it ive come to the end of my fucking tither
WHO WANTS A FUCKING GO
WHO WANTS A CRACK
ILL MANGLE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
Post nice webms
>tfw 'likes' mean literally nothing to people who don't go on normie social media sites
might call the lad working at subway a nigger
*receives thanks for everyone in this thread*
fun fact: mortgage literally means death pledge
there are people ITT who don't rent
The only decent loyalist tune is actually the billy boys and MAYBE the sash my father wore
Every republican song is a fucking banger and well produced too unlike the unionist shite which sounds like it was recorded in willie ulstermans garage
that yank over there said the potato famine was hilarious and he could twat any irish man
sort him out, lad.
*gives you a knighthood*
Arise, Sir Icelad of /brit/
this is an exceptional webm
warms the heart
fuck off cunt
throw yourself into a volcano
is this true you fucking yank bastard? whats your name son?
don't know what this is and I hope it doesn't get me banned haha
don't settle for a boy who's not ready to be a man. you already have a pussy, you don't need another one.
This shit is lit af desu
Hey man, stfu
I was joking when I said that and a lil drunk
some fat yank called me a nigger today at work
Deeply concerned for the mental health of the so called 'paddy the ripper'
Jets can't reach orbit you fucking ruminant
when will they learn?
what happens when all the available men are pussies?
ill rip through you cunt
im quite literally a gargantuan chap
Naw dude, I'm half Irish myself, I love you guys
Here lemme buy you a pint
unironically me on the chair haha
Any abstract feels lads
>Being so low you're chasing chimps
A sickening spectacle.
>tfw got approved by bank for mortgage cause secure job and savings
>tfw living comfy rent-free life in late grandparents country house in the meantime until I find a house I like to buy back in the city
feels good man
Friends are so lame oh wow you drank Thursday guess Friday and Saturday of the only week of uni where we don't have assignments or papers we should stay in ffs need to meet new people
>sticking your hand up a girls arse even though she's clearly avoiding you
might get a subway lads
black helicopter over my property line
cannot be happier with the union between scotland and england lads.
It's the rest that really lets the union down
This is why you ended up like this
You push away everyone close to you
My rabbits don't like fruit desu
All they eat is bloody grass, lettuce and pellets
Flying my Blackhawk over this nerds house
Should I blow him up?
violated the NAP you have the right to shoot it down
woah rabbits can be calcified automatons too
mine go absolutely mental for it x
feed them some dandelions and dock leaves lad
olympic sport idea:
Is that the Algerian freak that posts on here?
are rent leases volatile?
could you technically live in a place for several years?
stay woke my friends
this photo looks quite hi res for such a small file
how you going to blow him up with a blackhawk, they don't carry bombs or missiles you dip
the government has no right to tell you what you can or can not own
how much of the space above my house do i own?
could someone build an oil pile line 1km above my house without needing my permission?
FUCK OFF AND DIE BREEDER SCUM
Sanding down my great grandfathers trench knife
going to put a patina on it and paint it in rust eating metallic paint
then im going to insert all 12 inches of it into your neck la
I'm gonna fucking blow you up next you nerd
the government told me i don't actually own any of my gimmicks
christ the nigs facial expressions wdc there
this certainly stimulates the phallic region
want to keep my nuclear waste on my property who are they to tell me im ""irradiating the nearby land""
She's so overrated
I don't make the rules buddy
Cutie Dorothy on her way to her magic fix
see that little kid get wiped out
don't have any of them eating banana but this is my female
she survived a nasty bout of e cuniculi with no disability
very proud of her desu
watching the 'jo
She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College
That's where I
Caught her eye
She told me that her Dad was loaded
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola"
She said "Fine"
This came today - Irish just got ANGLO'D
Is she ded?
>giving money to yanks
anyone want to see my great grand pappies trench knife? its scraped to fuck and missing a handle but it was still passed onto me and im going to restore it
forcing a patina into it then painting over the scrapes in rust eating metallic paint
its a 12 inch blade, standard issue
I think in the US it's like 1000 feet or 330 meters
could heem like 10 manz if u come 2 my endz i swear on my nans grave
me floating away
you got CELTED lad
allah must have willed it lad
me slipping on the viscera of my fellow pilgrims and nearly breaking my neck like a twat
didn't watch and am not going to watch cause why the fuck would anyone keep a fucking rabbit as a pet??
what the fuck do rabbits even do? my cousin had a pet rabbit years ago and it just literally sat there doing absolutely nothing; just sat there staring into nothing like something from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest
>getting an Irish passport
They clearly didn't get anglo'd considering you're a fucking celt paddy
u wot m8?
This is how I imagine all the northern posters
no silly she's happy
rabbits lay like that when they feel comfy
Is that England's Brave Jackie Wilsh?
naww little rabbit
made me do that thing when you're happy
>tfw when eligible due to dad being born in NORN
>female ancestors didn't get MICK'D
Really want to doxx Greater London. Not leaving /brit/ until I do.
It's obvious she wants to show off her fanny but she doesn't want people to call her a slut
>only eligible for British passport and northing else
you've gotta let me go. Are we human?
I have 3 cats you runtoid
>been told i snore loudly
now I can't even enjoy sleeping
>you only """own""" 330 metres above your house
>implying """the government""" own the sky above you
Fuck that. If I want to build a 1000m tall tower in my backyard i fucking will, who are the so called "government" to tell me what to do?
>not being a filthy half breed
want me to help
wtf he throws the cigarette on the wheelchair guy at the end, fucking madman
>tfw never snore
>never move an inch
I'm basically a corpse when I'm asleep
kill yourself. if you snore you are literally subhuman. I'd kill a snoring faggot if I had to sleep near one
Not a Celt, my dad is an Ulster-Scot
CHRIST why do you hate me so much
I look at the archives and your guesses are 70% wrong
I live in Kensington if you want a start
may possibly do a Train Simulator lads
shut em down open up shop
thats how ruff riders roll
howd that hamster grow so big, or is the dog really small
o my days
jotaro is red pilled af
It was a joint I think
Pretty sure he's called "weed Jesus" or something, he's a guy that walks around LA smoking weed with people.
why is America so weird?
Mine could absolutely heem yours desu
Oh. My mistake then.
what's the point of the capybara
what is it good for
Remix is better
moving to hong kong lads, any advice?
actual meme ethnicity
Yeah, I'll take all the help I can get
I don't hate you at all, I find you interesting
still pretty impressive, and I bet you're understating it
if cara had a willy she'd be a man
>remix is better
that cara webm cancelled out all the cosy webms
not im just erect
Don't speak in Mandarin to the locals
Learn a few Cantonese phrases since older folk's English isn't that good or non-existent
And if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle
Why are British inbreds so ugly?
actually guffawed at this one, take your (You)
you can just say inbred lad we know what you mean
you for one have a penis, but you are still barely a man
imagine not being born and raised in the midlands
>I find you interesting
For what reason?
All I do is rant about architecture off-flag
Perhaps stop focusing on our lower classes
Because they are inbred you bellend.
just end it
Hello hello we are the billy boys
were up to our knees in fenian blood surrender or you'll die
as a fenian i must say, quite a catchy tune
Stroking the plastic fiver again lads
aren't ulster scots just scottish but living in ireland
M I D L A N D S B O Y S 2 0 1 6
your granny is a bike waheyyy
nah, not going to bother with that. heard pretty much everyone there speaks english
imagine not being born in the south east and and raised in the south east, north east, north west, and the US
answered your own question there lad
Why are there so many low-class inbreds?
yea I saw that earlier
t. London cuck
leave those kids alone
>tfw only have a paper fiver
2bh its the upper classes that are mostly likely to inbreed
it's 2016, now women can have penises too
and if that isn't a sign we're already living in the future, I don't know what is
>not wanting to be a meme ethnicity
this happened on 9/11 as well
allah works in mysterious ways sometimes
wouldn't mind a plastic fiver right now
Not sure really. When - *when* - I doxx you I won't kill you or make it public or anything, I'll just go "hmm, well now I know".
would absolutely ravage her
I dunno mate but it's funny af
does anyone else here ever get the feeling that they're wasting their lives
Tig ol' bitties
prefer real norks 2bh
Ant and Dec ought to be murdered.
may purchase this lads
i thought she was absolutely peng back then
shit that nostalgia with the hair and the white bikini fuck you really triggered something with that pic
tell that to her brother x
when i first started dating my girlfriend i was so used to sleeping alone that i would punch her in the face while i slept whenever she touched me. id be dead to the world, she'd try to cuddle and i'd just fucking rail her, mumble something incoherent, and pass the fuck out.
And she's somehow not peng now?
she's an old chavvy slag with fake tits
i miss my blissful ignorance
dreamy hip hop instrumentals with a thick lo-fi bass tbqh
The average American woman weighs 166 lbs
That's like 75 kg
Fucking fake ass shit, shit the fat sharters you damn Britbong