/brit/

*catches up to you*

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I don't speak Mexican

EVERYONE IS IN HERE

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*falls right out of the sky*

fuck off pedojew

The only hardmen in Britain are Scousers, Glaswegians, Immigrants and Norn Ironers.

>pedo
FOY

6 fucking threads in the catalog

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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potatoe famine

THIS THREAD WAS POSTED FIRST AND EVERYONE IS LITERALLY, UNIRONICALLY IN HERE

You've clearly never met any hardmen from Manchester, they're tough as nails.#

t. hardman from manchester

Need a cleanup pronto

>caps
FOY

Your thread is gay, naff off Vladimir

pedojew is here

Dont like this balkanised thread business its not comfy and its not enjoyable so im going to bed, night x

night

Scousers are faggots, don't underestimate native Norf Landaners

would unironically smash any drug lord manlet from your country in physical combat

all malnourished latino runts, you need to leave this general lad

>pedo
FOY

>would unironically smash any drug lord manlet from your country in physical combat
>all malnourished latino runts, you need to leave this general lad

You finished off the dinosaurs the last time you did that, fatty.

nice thumbnail you malnourished mexican runt

Britain has 14 boxing world champions, fuck off Pedro we're harder than you

t. irish immigrant

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utterly false

Go stick a taco up your arse and a "SERVEHHZZA" in your eye

>brummies aren't hard
also lots of Irish

it's cerveza not "SERVEHHZZA"

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nah pal most of your top boxers are immigrants, irish travellers or of irish descent

Ireland probably has the most boxing champs per capita especially in boxing

an irishman currently holds the world heavyweight title, the bantamweight title and the featherweight title. Also the UFC featherweight title.

I've been to Liverpool many times, full of closet benders and potato faced runts.

pronounce.

fuck lads it's an infinite stream of slags on tinder rn

scousers have the best boxing pedigree in england and probably GB, this is a simple fact

if you say so tough guy

*squeals as the runtmaster rattles my cage*

sissy brit boys think they are hard compared to mexican cartels lol

We're all British, stop kidding yourself mate. You're part of the British Isles.

Liverpool only has one current world champ and he's about to lose tonight.

Irish are harder then the mexicunts and we shall drive the mexican autistposter to the depths of the freezing Atlantic

No, Irish dont belong to a Germanic culture

first brit i have ever seen who actually wants to be categorised with irishmen

post your teeth lads

Ireland has the best boxing pedigree in the "british isles"

ahh yes, the manlets who hold guns all the time, very scary.

I ain't got none

changes nothing, we put out more prolific boxers than anywhere else, only london comes close and they have like 10x our population. And im not interested in bickering with you, you hate scousers; big deal I'm not arsed m80

not him but I agree
Ireland is no more different to me than a northerner, welshman or a scot
you nordics and continentals are just weird though

>Moulay Ismaïl is alleged to have fathered a total of 867 children, including 525 sons and 342 daughters, was noted by 1703 and his 700th son was born in 1721. This is widely considered the record number of offspring for any man throughout history that can be verified.

prefer not to say

Stolen any good cars lately, Mr. Scouser?

They're like our stupid brother who lives over there *points finger*

don't dispute this, Most irish lads I know atleast know how to fight to some degree, where most english I know can't throw an actual punch.

grandson visited today

alri alri alri

ahh yes, the faggots who only punch and hug in a sport they call boxing

don't steal cars I just take the wheels desu

You're boring mate, your lad Liam is about to get obliterated by Canelo, a true celtic warrior with lovely ginger hair.

You fucking silly plastic paddy cunt.

No we're not we will never be british, english or saxon we are Irish. Accept it.

ahh yes, the mexishit who is illegally residing in California.

had a fight on the dancefloor briefly last night which got broke up and didn't even get kicked out
strange

I'm a neutral supporter in this fight, I don't care about liam smith just want to watch some boxing

No.

>we are Irish.
You're Normans.

Shut the fuck up cunt you know its true

English "men" in particular are effeminate little wankers and any one ive ever met acted intimidated. Your yellow.

just stating what I have observed during my time on earth. I have no bias

Nah you're British, stop crying Eoin.

murder on the dancefloor
but you better not kill the groove
dj

*dies and haunts you*

gonna burn this goddamn house right down

Foolish boy you are. The Normans in Ireland assimilated and as monks quoted at the time "became more irish than the irish themselves" while in England they destroyed your language. Fucking thick cunt you are.

Ireland DOES have the best boxing pedigree in the isles, we have the most champs per capita. 3 current boxing champs and 1 current UFC champ from an absolutely tiny gene pool.

You're gormless little manlet benders. About as intimidating as a fucking Furby

Fuck off you little paki

the pirate and the irish are fighting

and now for something completely different

grew up fighting 'settled' knackers who lived down the road from me

inadvertently gave me some good tips about fighting

Id love to see what mettle you little yellow rorkes are made of, post a picture of your body you little twat

id kick you about the place

belter tune
sophie ellis bexter top tier

Stop bleeting on about "boxing pedigree" then.

>this dumb fuck ira spudnigger sperging out

Kek

>Fuck off you little paki

i'm white, stop being such a triggerd little bitch. it doesn't even effect you personally I'm just saying if you pick 1000 paddys and 1000 english then a higher number of paddys will know how to fight

*sucks you into the ghost container*
*inserts a funnel into the container and release you into my anus*

>grew up fighting knackers
Fucking hell i thought fighting hoods was bad

effeminate little english girls. id make you my bitch.

>while in England they destroyed your language. Fucking thick cunt you are.
Like we destroyed yours?

in the other day i was discussing with a paddy scumbag who was larping as an IRA terrorist

stop crying then its just a fact

No one is impressed by a manlet gypsy

Yeah I suppose. Like the Normans destroyed yours. Like i would destroy your face.

better watch out prostate with all this testosterone pumping in you

*possesses you*

Slimer please put down the food.

Describe this picture lads

I don't think you could make it any more obvious that you're a paki.

You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding, you stunted gypsy shithouse cunt.

ah right good retort boy george

*walks towards you*

Got drunk in my bedroom lads haha

So far I've sent around 3 messages and two missed calls to the ex and tried to add her on normiebook I'm honestly such a runt

>irish people are unironically posting in a british thread

wow that is a nice landscape

Irish stew?

Post a pic of your body lad, want to see what kind of a little rat does talk this much SHITE

wee english noncey boy is what you are

the average englishman is a skinnyfat fruit who likes star wars and maths

youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
*grooves rampantly*

>p-paki

kek you're that lad who always flips his shit and ends up calling someone a paki and getting called a paki for about 30 posts?

you are clearly upset. How many amatuer fights you had lad?

They've been our bitch since time began

Less of the fruit talk

Wish I had some fruit

because we're on the banter wavelength
we just let them have their meme identity because it shuts them up

the gf's

Pakis like you stand out like a sore thumb, which is why you're labelled as such.

>our game ads

this

Id rip through any englishman here and thats a fact

none of you here actually box except scouserlad

>terrorist pakis sucking terrorist paddy cock

POETRY

howling, i was this big at 15
fucking worm

let's have a wrestle mate

Post a pic of yourself then hard man

Im 6'2 and 3-0 up in amateur boxing

>l-look mum I said it again

Is there another potato famine, you malnourished gypsy rat?

hhahahaha wow i am scared

bit small lad. looking like one of those 16 year olds who is obsessed over the gym

ahh yes a potato famine joke cracking stuff

boy george

I'd fucking #rekt you, little mick manlet

Karachi is missing a retard.

Off you go, Ahmed.

Woe
You lads really shat up the thread the last 10 minutes

even their dogs seemed more vicious than ours. made a 'GTFO My Way' motion to one of them one time, and the little fucker (a mid-sized greyhound) just stood there and snarled right back at me

Post pics of yourselves now, id like to see what runt stock im dealing with

Cromwell didn't go far enough

his arm looks so strong hahahaha xd

Wearing my Arsenal kit lads :3

Most white working class people in major cities (bar London) have at least one irish grandparent

You do know this pic isn't of this little Louis Walsh creep?

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PIRA south armagh brigade didnt go far enough

Absolute horseshit.

>6"2
nice try wanker i'm 6"3
>amateur boxing
howling, wouldn't last 30 seconds in a proper streetfight
honestly lost count of how many irish cunts i've smacked into orbit

did you put it on before or after the accident?

fatman

what are you babbling about la, speak some sense

gym people would often think boxers look small but the muscle functionality is more required and you being huge won't make you that much more powerful after a certain point

GGG doesnt look like some huge dude but he could easily shatter your ribs and face with his punches. i know he's an extrme example but i'm trying to illustrate that when it comes to fighitng especially the size/power ratios can be very deceptive. I reckon most fighters can hit just has hard as a standard lifter thats much bigger than him

The reason scousers are the best at boxing is because they're all trying to impress purple aki

the irish shitposting is good

Neither did Churchill. Should have wiped out all the pakis.

bit gay that

What accident?

thank you hungry skellington

HOWLING at you

you got this image off a known tripfag that posts on /fit/ and hes a fucking yank

not to mention:
>image.jpg

Not you, and even so why choose a paki? fucking queer

Most definitely true in Birmingham, Manchester and Liverpool

Maybe in a shithole like Liverpool. Certainly not true elsewhere.

>tripfag that posts on /fit/ and hes a fucking yank
how do you know he's not on holiday in the UK?

wow....

>The reason scousers are the best at boxing
Who actually thinks this other the Scousers themselves?

wearing mummies lingerie lads :3

Rorke has been called out for using images that arent actually him, hes definately a pale little skinny runt hiding behind his computer

caterwauling at this lad, why would a Rorke be saving pictures of a naked muscular paki off /fit/?

hmmmm boy george confirmed

I CAN HEAR THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

no its because we need to defend ourselves when he comes. Purple aki was a legitimate threat when I was growing up

I realize this, that's why I said it. they can punch hard for the same reason why 106lb women weightlifters can lift 450+lbs over their head. very strong central nervous system

twitter.com/jamesvokes/status/732290695554334720

Scousers are good boxers. Irish blood.

Nope.

When you arrive from the Emerald Isle by the way?

Drinking this "hoppy lager" from Lagunitas

Has anyone here ever witnessed purple aki in real life

Its true you sperg, most Brits have Irish ancestry for definate. Scots definately.

If any people have the least Irish ancestry its the Welsh.

I've never lost a fight against an english non-scouser in the ring or otherwise

twitter.com/Goudie15/status/777178874237050880

witness my dick in your mouth faglord

>this thick mick spudnigger getting utterly btfo

Pray for his Ma, she'll get slapped about by this gyppo fag when she comes home from turning tricks.

In the 60s mate

why do children in black, hooded sweatshirts congregate outside of Londis at 10 at night, all texting on their phones, one of them on a BMX?

Want to see more of my gf, /brit/?
Please rate her.

Except they aren't

You've never been in the ring, and your made-up anecdotes are fucking embarrassing.

So im just going to repeat

I would literally tear any english cunt about here to shreds, and happily so

>getting utterly btfo
nah, im not seeing it lad. what i did see was a certain rorke using an image of a naked tripfag paki from /fit/ saying it was him and that he "knocked paddies into orbit" (another sad lie)

obviously you lads are just skinny runts lying in a dark room spouting anti hibernian shite

>mfw smoking a fag whilst reading this
well yes I am a literal 'faglord' you fucking yank

let it go, let it gooo

7/10 looks mentally unstable

hahahaha he posted more

>most Brits have Irish ancestry for definate
Is this what paddy retards teach their kids?

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think the number of pages was increased because the last /brit/ is on page 11 right now aha

trump is unironically 10 points ahead of hitlery

she blames this on a cartoon frog

>implying i didn't just grab a random pic from cbt to continue teasing this stupid irish runt
>implying i didn't pick a paki for this exact reaction
>implying i'd ever post a picture of myself online for the satisfaction of a dirty gay irish wanker
seem to want to look at a lot of lads bodies, poofter
dance runt dance
if you saw my actual body and wasn't anonymous you definitely wouldn't be saying shite like this lol

I do and a lot of my mates do

in silence locked eyes heavy hooves scratch the floor surface heavy breathing at the same time slightly nervous

Are the Irish even human?

it's literally a shemale, lads

convinced you are the only person trying to "btfo" him

your emotions are quite evident at this stage, Just calm down and take a few deep breaths, we're all here to have a good time.

I know you think you are "trolling" but your rage is just boring

Enjoy your cancer gaywad

>go to Cred Forums
>There's an entire thread dedicated to paedos trying to defend noncery and saying that they should be allowed to rape children with impunity and the mods have done NOTHING to remove it
Cred Forums is the worst board on the site, isn't it?

post king dede

>those delts
doing a quick howl

Fleeing rape charges I bet.

we unironically do

>g
I don't trust nothin or nobody any more

aha nevermind

>yes I am a literal 'faglord'

Because you have nothing to flaunt. Your a weak, effeminate englishman. I would grind you to dust with my bare hands if you EVER said any of this to me IRL.

Even if you are big I dont give a fucking shit I can fight and ill have a dirty scrap with you ya fucking english boy george cunt.

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Where are your shoulders lad? You lend them out?

>get emotionally exposed
>i was trolling all along

called it

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What are you getting upset for? Are you one of those edgy teenage Paddies whose dad got slapped about by the Brit Army and now thinks people are intimidated by his threats on an user board? Kek.

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>human
we've long since transcended that status m8

fuck up, i seen what you look like fatboy

Yeah thats me lad

eating chilli dogs tonight

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You're a paki though.

king dede and toot are good characters, they both suffer frustrations and guilty

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Went on /r9k/ for the first time and now I'm depressed.

WTF I hate myself now

HOOOORAH!

fucking called it

>americans

How do I get a floppy sack lads? I want my balls to slap around when I'm pounding the gf

They're sort of underdeveloped wimpish creatures that don't really offer anything to any one.

ok can we all be nice now, some angry bitter people here tonight (you know who you are)

I reckon smith is going down in the 10th

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if this was an actual fight in real life, I'd fucking kill you cunt. as if your little sport of punching and hugging is going to help against me grabbing your 150lb ass and putting you in a stone cold stunner. don't ever reply to me again

Could you sound any more like a Cred Forums teenage child?

There's a webm where she's crying and sucks her buttplug with poo on it

I thought AA's made it impossible to get hard, nevermind cum.

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wish I could speak spanish, or atleast understand it

not even joking where do you fucking live? just imagined the pale irish runt typing all this to me and had a right giggle
my arms probably bigger than your whole fucking body mate. never EVER met an irish man who wasnt a sniveling worm
who the fuck are you?

honestly these posts make me laugh cause i could unironically smack you both around with one arm tied behind me back

>you must have a TV licence to watch this programme

i warned you

Must be true then if you and your one mate has a Mick grandparent.

Compelling evidence.

Lad im 6'2 and 14.5 stone. I dont give a fuck what you think you could do fatboy youd have a very small gastank and id literally bust your entire face open with a right hook. Ive done it before.

>They're sort of underdeveloped wimpish creatures that don't really offer anything to any one.
Except of course saving the empire

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can you not?

I'd really prefer to not get yanny involved

>honestly these posts make me laugh cause i could unironically smack you both around with one arm tied behind me back

lies

Post them then hard man, fucking post them

im from limerick cunt, ive never met an englishman who wasnt an effeminate little girl. You dont intimidate me, your a little rat.

I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBA DAT DERE PADDY

spanish is a worthless language

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feel the urge to just stick a bunch of people in a gas chamber every day lads
I have no faith in humanity anymore.

/brit/ meet up in Cabo soon?

RUH ROH

yeah okay. I could literally sit on you, lanky twat lol. hilarious how you think boxing is useful in any real fight lmao

>feel the urge to just stick a bunch of people in a gas chamber every day lads
>I have no faith in humanity anymore.

>tfw Englishman with irish heritage and considerably harder than my peers
think you might be onto something here pad

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C'est vrai

worst is to be an irish

do you know how fag you are going?

You seem really upset by this all. I'm guessing an NI retard or a Paddy immigrant that got smacked the fuck about as a kid because no one wanted terrorist scum around.

Maybe wind your neck is lad. No one is impressed.

post it

I train boxing, this doesnt mean ive never done grappling, clinching or wrestling.

Ive been in streetfights plenty of times, id spit in your eyes you fat yank bastard, scoffing too many burgers you are.

Good luck with sitting on me when I slash your face to bits with a flurry.

>trannies are mentally disturbed

Ahh.
Shocking.

>we

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Hey Ju-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ude

>tfw half english half irish
>mother is catholic, raised catholic
>more catholics attend mass than go to anglican services on sundays despite being a far smaller percentage of the population
>catholicism is becoming the face of christianity in england

hahah oliver cromwell would be spinning in his grave. get fucked faggots

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1573452/Britain-has-become-a-Catholic-country.html

Fuck sakes

TURN ON CNN

me: *sits on you*
you: ppfffmrhmrrmmprrrm
me: what was that mate? can't hear you over my fat arse on your face

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request to the yank: post traps that actually look like women

*looks at the time*
i guess this is when i should cut it

Oh great analysis mate, he fits that very specific tiny minority niche exactly! good job lad!

fucking jackeen

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pirates getting pirate'd

>who the fuck are you?
He's a confirmed paki who hates Brits and sides with anyone we quarrel with.

A weedy little cunt, who needs necking.

it's rolling, not turning you subhuman paddy cunt

fuck up yankboy, actionposting isnt funny in this context. Your a spacker.

kek

t. manlet paddy

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doing it with a tranny isnt gay if she has boobs

youtube.com/watch?v=ohDSTMguO5A

hilarious how you think it isn't, doesnt mean I'm going to actually box in a real fight but its astonishing how bad most people are at throwing an actual punch. I've seen it time and time again with big lads 6'2 + who hit the gym all the time and as soon as you whack the pads out their punches are utterly pathetic because they have no technique to project their power

let's fuck up some commas lads

Now that im done with the englishmen id like to avert my rage toward the mexican autist whos been making smug little retard comments every so often

fuck off and dont come back here, no one likes you cunt

not posting them so you can wank over them you creep
you'll see em soon enough when they're wrapped round your pencil neck like a fuckin boa constrictor
providing i dont spark you out first
unironically thinking of buying plane tickets to come over and twat a few irish runts, should be easy enough
might drop by limerick, i'll be the gigantic 6"3 cunt in the mercedes
think deep down you know its true you pussy

Actually the original expression was "they would turn in their grave"

una hoja

Friends are so lame oh wow you drank Thursday guess Friday and Saturday of the only week of uni where we don't have assignments or papers we should stay in ffs need to meet new people

>Many brits have Irish ancestry

guess what lads ... lots of us likewise have British ancestry!!

my mother's side has a scottish name, so I'm probably part Scottish

>and if we go further back, we likely have Spanish descent too as many of us are quite swarthy

its not exactly hard to conceive that we'd have crossover

not gay at all to take this in the bum

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>I'm the tallest person in this thread
good feel

so boxing is the only fighting sport where you learn how to throw punches? hmmm

hahahaha
wrong on all fronts kiddo

Good. Come down to Limerick. If your serious, go buy some plane tickets. Give me your email if you want, we can organise this. How does that sound?

Jackeen cunt, your living in a fantasy world. Your a 5'9 girly little englishman with stickarms and a tiny cock on the dole.

your ma sucked my boa constrictor

objectively unlikely to be true
bet your like 6'4 lmao

I didnt say that, but boxers do throw better punches than any other fighting sport and thats a fact

>come down to limerick
odd gimmick

Drunk poos are the best

>ira bog trotting terrorist scumcunt getting btfo by a 400lb tyrone

Kek.

>Your a spacker
>your living in a fantasy world
>Your a 5'9 girly little englishman

based on his grammar and yank-tier insults, he is probably about 16 years old

>everyone on /brit/ is a 6 foot 5 cage fighter bodybuilder hardman

yeah, that's why half the time all that gets posted here are sadsack stories about losers lmao. jog on you sad cunts

sad, sad little man

why did nobody ever try to shoot Robocop in the chin?

might start holding my phone like L lads

thoughts?

>no one likes you cunt
We don't like short arse wimps like you either. Kill yourself, gypsy

say that to my face and ill deck you
lanky, pale freak

Never said I was a bodybuilder but ive posted my pics and im more muscular than most of you runts and ive actually trained boxing for 5 years, have a 3-0 amateur record and would fucking deck these rorke wanks.

Yeah man keep trying to make your vocabulary sound sophisticated for your internet mates on /brit/ cracking stuff

Hilarious you think you know what you're talking about.

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there are already 2 other threads you spacker

You can't even disguise just how upset you are.

Another arseravaged plastic Paddy with a massive chip on his shoulder.

JANNY

your not pulling the wool over anyones eyes lad, your emotions have been exposed and youve been called out and we all know your fucking raging so fuck up. Good lad.

Limerick has lost it's bite iyam

it used to be scary several years back when it was still ran by the various gangs infesting it ... but they've either all been sent to jail, killed each other off, or have gone more or less legit at this point

now its basically a run of the mill medium-sized town like Athlone or Sligo

spacker hahaha

not here to dispute limericks reputation as stab city lad putting these little anglo queers in their place

Kek. It gets embarrassing when these turds are desperate to prove themselves to other anonymous entities on an image board, as if people care, or actually believe them.

These Paddy twats are obviously trying to compensate for something. Probably the lack of education.

I know that I do, I'm literally describing things that have happened to me in real life during circuit training

Is calling someone a rorke supposed to be an insult? Are the manlet Micks that fucking retarded?

tbf at least the paddy posted a picture of himself. his arm looks pretty muscular, and no one else posted theirs so i guess he is the hardest.

what does paddy means, and why is it considered offensive in ireland

>your
Stopped reading there. Dumb cunt.