/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

I stand with her.

boku no pico is hands down one of the best anime ever made

>when someone replies with weak banter

dont know why you have to be a cunt about it?

Eating a bullet

Ghost Sweeper

That picture is actually pretty decent.

>tfw you will never watch a space launch in Vandenberg

Trump will win

Gonna be a great Christmas

St. James Place?

Take the decision to stop mantaining your body alive

but did u show MAD love to it??

good lad

Mad is an emotion of the white man, I only showed peaceful love to it

i agree with this:
youtube.com/watch?v=MufUzn_xZH4

being gay is not a choice, don't judge me

oh you're the resident nigger lmao
how's that ancient egyptian blood treatin ya

...

Morning

bad posts

good post

put those titties away, there are children in here

I just want you to know, I'm thinking about you

There are?

Rape.

Feels royal muh nigga

chances are

doujins need to come to satisfy my cock
cowboy bebop or bacano. Even the most normie can enjoy those.

My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed
Dried up and bulging out my skulljavascript:;

>Even the most normie can enjoy those.
I'm not normie

I'm literally a 24-year-old kissless hugless handholdless virgin

>mfw I have the script for a ~450 page doujin, but nobody to draw for me

Girl canceled a date with me again...It's the third time.

fuck, it depends on your taste. Watch serial experiments lane or ghost in the shell for sci fi
The issue is I have trouble recommending since I have seen so many and I can not remember them.

Just a prank bro

Just rape her. She's practically asking for it.

Give up, start dating men instead

Have you ever seen a regular black American?

Not a hoodrat nigger

Which Canadian city has the best girls?

Reply to this post and I'll say something nice about you

Is New Game yuri?

H-hey

Every day.

B-be gentle please >_

I'll marry you for a permanent residence

good thing sex is a sin lol im not gonna go to hades for that i got my anime wymmenz

What state?

You have a beautiful smile

I like your hair

You have a great sense of humour

youtu.be/3AAdKl1UYZs

Iqaluit

what about stuff which fit in either the romantic comedy, harem, or sad/drama genres ? Got any specific recommendations by any chance? I've already seen all the "core" ones, looking for new stuff.

Also moeshit is always appreciated.

Imaginary sex with your waifu counts towards sodomy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

good taste

California.

Want to snuggle and watch football tomorrow?

Please don't lie.

She's punking you. Let it go.

But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh. on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
-Matthew 5:28

You want a Finnish bf? I make good food.

nope.
Only rom com I remember was school rumble. That was okay. Sorry, but i am drunk and cannot remmber for shit.

who drinking right now

sipping on some Canadian club myself

You have a good radio voice

My friend Stacey wants to go out with you but she's too shy to ask you out herself

Yep, grew up with a few. My grandpa's best friend was blacker than coal, and my grandpa was a cop from West Virginia. Sometimes stereotypes aren't true.

some sangria.

Cut your losses and try someone else

Drinking some water

Show me your carbonara pls
youtube.com/watch?v=ihB53eEwLbs

Is that slang for penis?

Try out To Love Ru. It's an ecchi harem, but it's way fun.

don't undermine my swag

>you will never go down to the river with her, wash her feet dusty feet clean and then enjoy a sloppy wet footjob with her monkey toes wrapped around your throbbing shaft while the macaques watch from the treetops

>It's the third time.
Time to cut her loose, lad.

Wtf I love Overwatch now

>Canadian Club is a brand of whisky from Canada. Popularly known as CC, Canadian Club began production in 1858. It was created by Gooderham and Worts, based in Toronto.

this is pretty tasty boys

I'll make you carbonara

that's a man, man

had a cup of cherry dr P

butterface

More pics like that?

O-oh.

Water here, but I might grab a beer. Also smoking cannabis.

blue bell got fucked after that issue in their plant, but they came back unlike chipostle. Is it good.
how is it? You like it on the rocks.

Let's see the mech.

What exactly happens in El Dia de los Muertos? Sounds like a fun party.

The problem with the "other countries should pay their fair share" thing is that the US is actually buying influence with that money. By injecting money and doing the lion's share of the work, the US gets special privileges in return and it's voice gains increased weight. If the US turns into itself and asks others to pay or manage on their own, US influence will take the biggest hit. That's the mistake Trump makes I think, thinking he can eat the cookie and keep it too.

Like what?

sauce

yeah. the cream cheese ice cream is top tier

I need that in my life like I need dualing gambling and heroin habits.
AWAY, FOUL TEMPTRESS!

Yes! Keep going based Finn!

Are you a New England Patriots fan?

I feel like im being used

cuck.
Cuck!
KEK!!
I don't get it.

>how is it
Sweet and silky smooth, I like it neat.

Trumps going to get the cookie, eat the cookie, then shit it out all over the country
And we're gonna feast upon that shit. We're gonna carry that bacteria's collective weight.

I feel like that picture is an edit. Umaru-chan would never be friends with trash like that.

nothing it doesn't really exists
it was a made up thing by holywood for movie purposes

Dad is voting for trump.

Is it true that ugly losers in America get 10/10s?

Beat some sense into him user

Im just the messenger user.

That's too bad, you guys should copy them.

/cum/ meetup in vegas 2017
hookers and blow

A based messenger. Where do you find all these?

i lied
it's sort of athing to remember the ones who died

I hate my job so much that it's actually motivated me to begin studying for my certifications past A+ just so I can get a shitty, yet still better tier 1 tech job

what do you think of the female anus and does it sexually arouse you

based dad

I live in Vegas, and supposing I haven't killed myself by then, I could get us a room somewhere.

I save them of course.

I heard prostitution is illegal in the Vegas city limits

I literally can't get off to anything else.

remember

the only thing that's important is money

>Is it true that ugly losers in America get 10/10s?
Only if they have a lot of money.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer

But I mean like, do you read the original material at all?

Call girls must be legal, or ignored. If they weren't what's with the guys handing out the cards with sluts numbers?

I want to go to vegas in the near future when I have the money. If any of you guys from the area like to gamble and get drunk I will keep you posted.

Only if i find it erotic.

What if the girl is already rich?

Yeah. I love this land.

but he is a guy
youtube.com/watch?v=OoAlf0-U7EA

how

why

put a USA flag on the guy and a Canada flag on the grill

And?

should I turn myself in? I've committed subversive thoughtcrimes and can't withstand the guilt anymore

...

Then no

No you fat retard fucking hell fuck you

rub that shit its yours bitch
grab his dick its yours bitch

>salty that he lost the war for independence

Now turn around bitch, put them toes on a nigga, rub on his dick make it get a little
bigger

the yanks should have firebombed Dresden a little longer

I could do that, wouldnt be far to travel

In base Nigel we trust

>take acid first time ever
>go out on the town
>mind blown, but think I remember everything
>sober up a bit
>5+ people added as friends on snapchat
>ask how they added me
>each lists some weird shit that I don't remember at all
>apparently I fought a cardboard cut out of a football player
>laid in the middle of the sidewalk downtown telling people that we're really fucking small and insignificant
>threw a bottle at a starbucks sign
This is only shit I didn't even remember to begin with. I did loads of other retarded crap
Amazed I didn't lose my wallet or hurt myself

Bless you bud. You are my favorite person.

I just clipped my toenails.

I challenge you all to a duel, at once. Squires of all likes have yielded to my blade in affairs of honor... I shall show no mercy upon you mere bandits, even the cocksure young bucks shall taste my adept finishing blows.
Go on, try me.

Acid is as degenerate as heroin in my book. Kys.

wow that sounds so epic haha like you can't remember any of it AT ALL haha
so cool man, when are you gonna drop the next tab???
acting like a degenerate is soo fucking nice, really love taking drugs!!!
keep up the great work man i love it!

Alright
>when are you gonna drop the next tab???
Not any time in the foreseeable future
>degenerate
Good meme
>keep up the great work man i love it!
Thanks

>Kys
d'aww, did you give me a kiss? such a sweetiepie you are

>drank a beer once
>end up in jail for public intoxication

makes you think

How did you get that intoxicated from one beer

I'm the real your man!

Story lad, what's the craic?

pics or didnt happen

you my sissy

i drink it in public (at like 11pm) and some cop came from behind and arrested me

i hate black lives matter but fuck the police tbqh, what am I some degenerate homeless drug addict screaming at bypassers or a working class white man relaxing with his friends?

lol
free country eh

you can't drink in public in canada?
who are you bothering with that?

You sound like a faggot to me.

tell me about it, at least americans can carry guns

no one

fuck off

you sound like a nonbinary negro strumpet to me
how much do you charge for a quickie slave boi?

>Still have to wait another two days before the last episode of New Game
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

It's just to keep drunk people from being degenerate outside.

>study abroad year and a half ago, group takes a trip to Berlin
>can drink in public
>two girls get white girl wasted holding their bottles walking around
>one smashes the bottle on the sidewalk, guy close by starts yelling at us in Turkish

>Tomorrow is 'me' day

who wants to play pop-up pirate? ;)

Why are white girls so degenerate?
Went to a club last night and just wow
I wasn't expecting a church procession, but jesus. I can even get twerking, but the white girls there took it to some next level shit
>mfw these are people's daughters

What's that, senpai?

I'm sure your dad is very proud of his homoerotic anime picture saving son.

shameless repost

strawpoll.me/11245282/

where's 'other'

"other third party"
did you even read five options down

He's running away to Maine with a girl he married after one month of knowing her

It's a day aaaaaaaall to myself

0- Honey and Clover
1- Itazura na Kiss
2- Serial Experiments Lain
3- Texhnolyze
4- Bakemonogatari
5- To Love-Ru
6- Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions
7- And you thought there is never a girl online?
8- Tokyo Magnitude 8.0
9- Amagi Brilliant Park

That explains why you are posting cartoons on Cred Forums on a Saturday night.

>there are manlets posting in /cum/ RIGHT NOW

>there are manlets

kys

fite me irl u giants

>there are

*steps on you*

Yes precisely

...

>hug a manlet
>accidentally break his spine

yes, but my vote is not for a third party. that seems like a vague option, implying polarity

>Tigers lost to the Indians AGAIN today
there's always next year I guess

>being within 50 feet of a manlet
>TOUCHING a manlet

her moaning aside i really enjoy this jav
especially when she's on all fours and he keeps spreading her ass cheeks
would give her anus the ol lickaroo for sure

it's semantics, just vote other

Why are there tigers fighting against native americans?

gib sauce

germany pls. too lewd

you'd literally be lapping up her fecal particles you fucking freak

...

we are fucking weird bro

Because the Indians have been so bad for the past decade that their team branding escaped the pressures of neo social activism.

freenung-x.com/jav-online-092415_159-aoi-shirasaki-uncensored.html/4

Because there can be only one

hey little sister SHOTGUN

it's a nice day for a
white wedding

youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE

itsa...nice day for a

WHITE WEDDING

Thank you, Hans. I've been looking for this.

It's a nice day to

START AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

it's a nice day to...
START AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

hey little sister what have you done

Billy Idol is a hack.

Pick it up

eyes without a face is the objectively superior song

bet you had to look up what we were referencing, ya pleb

How are you guys tonight?
Feeling frisky desu

is this how canadians deal with their anger?

one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small

I loved their banana pudding flavor... can't find it anymore.

*kisses you*

I never knew ducks had teeth.

time to force memes to make janny mad again

i bought some of that in early august iirc

something something when you're ten feet TAAALLLL

is it so?
i thought it was just another pic, i saved it because i saw it once here
idk about other boards tho
also i save images quite compulsively

thats a goose

Do Canadians know the pledge of allegiance?

>something something
go ask Alice for the lyrics

no. I was saying it looks like something someone would spam.

A duck is just a big goose.

succing nemo

>i'm an anarcho communist

REEEEEEEEEE

giving this album another listen before i make my final judgment buds

>I'm a white nationalist

how shameful
reported. say goodbye to your account kid

Sit there and wait while god stirs up rebellion

*kisses you back*
:3

prices in US supermarkets are net?

we only have that in wholesale markets here

good album. It's sad that mainstream rock/alternative/punk music is completely dead in the mainstream

It's sort of weird to imagine how much of an advantage the Enlightenment and industrial revolution gave us Europeans.

I'm hearing music that's not there, it's rather nice without having to listen.

*Kisses your ear*

my current opinion is that it's very catchy. it's trying to have a political message, but literally none of the lyrics really make any sense

*moans lightly*
;u;

My brain creates better music than music that exists. Unfortunately it's all traditional romantic compositions so it's nothing anyone nowadays would care about.

l e w d

*gently kisses your neck*

the album's telling a story. it's pretty easy to misinterpret as it's pretty vague.

yes, it has a story. it's just that there doesn't seem to be any overall message. just sloganeering

P-please, Finland-san. Not in public.
*bites lip in anticipation*

>people thinking TheReportOfTheWeek got famous because of food reviews
No. He got famous because he's autistic as hell and never stopped uploading, not unlike that guy from Canada who screams the weather I'm happy for him, but his vids only got popular within the past few months. Before that they were typically getting about 2k views per vid. I'm excited to see if his popularity is self-sustaining, or if it'll drop off.

hot

Let me hear, I'll turn on my clairvoyance and you just have to will the backside of your subconscious into my reality. Just try it, the trick is that there is no spoon.

youtube.com/watch?v=VMaZUSzJ74o

I want your parents to see us, my dear Canada.
*slaps your ass and kisses you again*

Alright. Let me hotkey that.

do you like dicks

PLEASE TALK TO ME

>tfw boys

hello friend

wew

>fed gov gives me a $3000 refund on pel grant
thank u taxpayers

...

...

Thank you. Phew, I was having (You) withdrawal symptoms. Nearly killed a man.

are you a trap?

No

youtu.be/5kMTHwjy6Z8

wew lads just realised election day is 1 1/2 months away

freeze frame
those hazard boys sure no how to have fun oh, back to the chase

Have u ever seen a trap?

Saw a black trap at Walmart once

thats pretty rad

youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts

Can you have a brown girl fetish if you're Hispanic or is it just called being normal?

Once, in highschool, I saw this cute girl waiting for her car to come. I was about to approach her until she turned around and it was a Korean boy.

>im just gonna walk into this thread and shitpost a skeleton of a meme

I only hear the void.
Are you willing hard? Thing-in-themselves exist independent of the space illusion, believe it if you need it.
I'll try harder to know without knowing so I can hear without hearing.

What kind of brown girls?

Black?

kek

Okay, okay. My mother taught me this stuff as a kid and at first, I was kidding around because I thought you were joking. You should hear it now. I'm pressing the music through my brain, if that makes sense.

>black girl with freckles and non-shitty skin
WHO IS SHE
i need to see her with better lighting

No, other Hispanic girls.

instagram.com/melvnin/

I heard this briefly.
youtube.com/watch?v=UQkxNbgohPg
Does it accurately portray your compositions?

That's normal

me and the granddaughter
oh fuck she is too cute
i need to close this and pretend i never saw it

Would someone wreck my car if I printed out a Pepe and put it up in the window of my car?

oh and i have no idea how instagram works anyway lol
id key it and slash your tires then pour sugar in your gas tank

Fucking white privilege strikes again.

No

My fucking RA printed up pepes and posted them on our dorm doors for move in day. Wrote our names on the pepes

>yellow suit

God, what the fuck. It's a little bit faster than what I was making but it follows the same ascension and descension of chords. Once the violin comes in, it's completely off though.

its nice for a kids book, black is too serious

Gentlemen, post your cats :3

well, when you say it like that, it does look make sense. But he is rich, he probably can pay people to say it looks good.

How many dicks is too much for a girl to suck

What if I have a dog?

I had a black cat with a white tail and white feet that ran away ;_;

Rate my cat.

its not his book iirc

1

Dogs are fine too
Oh dear ):

new thread
move whenever

...

0/10, not a cat

I heard the end of it, briefly, starting approximately around 2:15
It was likely nothing, but you know how it is, Das Nichts and Das Sein are interdependent, so I guess it's neither/nor

>vegan
Well at least she's pretty.