/balt/ + /ausnz/

AUSTRALIAN TOAD POSTING SENPAI FINALLY WOKE UP!!

Did time traveler film 1995 Mike Tyson fight on a smartphone?

no i didn't

ps. pls delet

My mouth is burning pls send help

sent my cock in ur mouth lmao

Biotiful

wuts for lunch

but its morning

xddd

1 like and I make eggs for breakfast

my dick desu

LIKED

mad man haha

this is gonna be a tasty morning
I feel in it my teeth

liked and shared

fucking fascists

Hello I'm looking for a friend that likes anime and JRPGs and will play and watch them with me.

Hey!
Where do you live?

Auckland.

I can play with your boipussy faget

More like cuckland lmao

You have asked this many times before haven't you?

LMOA!

I'm not homosexual. And even if I were, I wouldn't associate with R*ssian scum.
We have immigration issues, it is true, but it is largely due to Wellington forcing migrants on us rather than any decision on our own behalf.
No.

Are you looking for a flatmates?

Is this bitch from trails in the sky?

I just started that 2bh

Potentially in 2017.
Yes. It's a good game.

it's autumn here m8s

It's gonna rain today

its spring here.

post pics

Hold up then I've got to charge my phone up.

it's 08-13 here I will fall to sleep soon

youtube.com/watch?v=KYUp97ArD1g

Well it's going to take a while so maybe another day?

it's 07-13 in Novosibirsk
youtube.com/watch?v=c4aCsGr2FzQ

may be I will die and haven't see another day

>may be I will die
Here's hoping sasha

last one

for you fucker

Cest la vie

i have awoken and your thoughts?

Thanks

Eating a sausage role

Eating a nothing

eating tea and cup noodles

going to inhale some illegal substances.

Veebikonstaabel pls don't jail me

>send my CV out a week ago
>no response
The least they can do is tell me I didn't get the job.

what kind of jobs?

do they have autismbux in the baltics?

Only for muslims.

i fucking hate niggers

male prostitute

oh nevermind I thought that was an Australian flag you replied to, kek

>a girl I don't know smiled at me and waved her hand
what did she mean by this?

hmmm or maybe she was waving someone behind me don't really know that would be the most logigal answer

*logical

that was me waving to my friend

sorry haha

well you weren't looking pretty so it's ok
kek

Why not go to the place and demand them giving you the job because of alien reasons?

hello i am dead

I should be so lucky

do u like me?

n o

wasn't asking for -your- opinion dickhead...

n o

hi qtie

C O L O M B I A

just go away please.

hi ;)

what's it like living in cambodia, big boy?

Pâques

it has been raining for 3 hours :D

baltics more like baltdicks

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hi

hello

There is no true identity or experience. Each one is unique. Like a crazy ride starting in childhood. Alice through the looking glass. A window in time! Chin up boys. Its grossly unfair. The victim-hood can be severe. Never sees a courtroom. The body is like a Mask, and clearly there are issues that would torture Any Man. Including social treatment. It can be like a straight jacket. Helplessly afflicted and degraded. Hard as hell. It takes guts, grit and determination to get through the hard shit. Strength and discipline. Life as an experience is hugely about attitude, focus and direction. There are so many ways to define yourself and true skills to Master! That are self esteem, ego and self worth building. Music, sports, dance, martial arts, blacksmith, woodcarver, glassblower, arts, culinary arts, pottery. And so many awesome things to do! Dirtbike, kayak, scubadive, mountain bike, hiking, fishing, cross-country skiing. An epic challenge and adventure! Its a formula boys. A recipe. Pain. Victim-hood. Degraded. Torment. Jealousy. Truly, truly Yin and Yang. Bite on a stick. Put on a tourniquet. Lets get through this together.

am NOT going to read this

Hello, friends.

Hi

>Balts thinking they can bully Swedes
How cute

They can, they're not ruined as us....
youtube.com/watch?v=5LAwJDA_DB0

How are you?

thanks

>tfw not baltic

Good
Thanks

>tfw not Australian

youtube.com/watch?v=iBktCJHpZ8s

Why does estonia tuck his hand in lithuania's armpit?

Thanks.
Very good.

maybe Estonia likes the smell of sweaty armpits

the krankler

Couple of pieces of local culture sighted tonight

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>Germany
>Ethernal enemies of Baltic people

How cute. I thought they are the most beloved people for Balts, especially their right-wing tier.

huh?

Germans and Russians are fags and niggers.

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That didnt end as expected

Anyone have picture with sad kranklis drinking, or did I just imagine seeing it before?

/sralt/

On all levels except physical, I am Latvian

Lads, my carrot is bigger than yours.

but my willy is bigger than yours

Your knife needs some sharpening and honing.

Stop shitposting and make me dinner already

wtf is on that meat?

BIG. BALTIC. CARROTS

Nah, it's fine.

But it's like 3 more hours 'til dinner.

>Nah, it's fine.
Is it? Looks very dull, take a high resolution picture and close up on the knife.

tapeworm eggs

Salt, it's drawing a bit of blood out.

>eating real food
a grave error

Before Communist Russians began Flooding the Baltics Balt Germans were actually the real enemy.
Balts generally got no problems with Russians immigrating pre-Soviet occupation I think.

Kinda.
When shit went down, I think it was in Estonia where the army recruiter's pitch was "Have Wehrmacht rats dig trenches for you!" and stuff like that.
Latvians had anti-german themes in their marching songs, I believe.
We just boycotted their efforts to create a local SS outright.

>I'm not homosexual.

>posts a picture of anime
Hm.

I am homosexual. Please do not associate us with anime, I find it offensive.

Thanks.

>We just boycotted their efforts to create a local SS outright.
this is why you are the worst baltic country t b h

Who are the poorest balts? I need someplace to move where everything's cheap.

Lithuania
probably

because we don't tolerate those collaborating with foreign occupiers?
our jews joined the NKVD en masse, look how that turned out

>because we don't tolerate those collaborating with foreign occupiers?
>Germans
>foreign occupiers

they fought and bled for your freedom user

Our freedom fighters all died in a forests.

hey, Alex. I want to be ur friendo :333

but this was after ww2. You could have taken your heads out of your ass during ww2 maybe things would have been better than

>tf no fit eestie bf who will bully me for being russian
;-;

They refused any approaches from people trying to organize a government, they sent settlers here before the war was even over, they sent Lithuanians into concentration camps (both from Lithuania proper and Lithuania minor).

the bf

>Germany
There is no germany anymore

>Our freedom fighters all died in a forests.
while I have utmot respect for those lads, they started fighting a tad too late to stop the bolsheviks
should've joined the SS like the Eestis and Latvijans did and try to stop the ruskies when there still was any hope of stopping them

kill urself, fucking libcuck hipster nu-male welcoming refugees, u disgust me.

you are talking about russians now? because germans did the exact opposite here in estonia.

utmost*

Hes basically a normie though

see there was never any hope, some people thought yanks and brits would continue on fighting russians but with fdr ded and churchil out of office that was a fantasy

June Uprising in Lithuania was pretty successful desu

the bf is reading news about raped Swedes

I'm talking about krauts. also intially people were optimistic about them and rose up against fleeing russians on the first day of barbarossa

@65043604
go "vote"

>you can be full redpilled parliament member in current year
redpilling must be done bit by bit for normies

>right-wing politician
>normie
what did you mean by this?
also here's Jaak in Ukranian вышивaнкa

>they sent Lithuanians into concentration camps
>non jews, faggots or commies
would like to see any proofs for your claims

Yeah, I agree with that. He should be more /lit/ though, right now his speeches in parliament are demagoguery, however well that works out for nõmme tv and uued uudised.
Ebin

You can rape this and get welfare, house and liberals who will kiss your ass.

why do Estonian politicians always have funny ties?

It's just EKRE tho.

He is hundred times better speaker and has his own ideas compared to broilerid from other parties. Likes kalle palling, liisa oviir etc. Cant listen to those puppets talking for a minute.

the bf is reading /balt/

what do EKRE say in their speeches? cuz I don't understand Estonian

test

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>14 hours
>150 replies

WTF i hate the baltics now

google.com/maps/d/viewer?app=mp&hl=en_US&mid=1chA4hWXfmlPvkhm5gpTkMCb1XDQ

>Until the 1970s, Yotvingian was chiefly known from toponyms and medieval Russian sources.[1] But in the 1970s a monument with Yotvingian writing was discovered by accident. In Belarus, a young man named Viacheslav Zinov,[2] an amateur collector, bought a manuscript titled Pogańskie gwary z Narewu ("Pagan speeches of Narew") from a priest. It was written partly in Polish, and partly in an unknown, "pagan" language. Unfortunately, Zinov had an argument with his mother, who burned the priceless manuscript in a rage. However, before the manuscript was destroyed, Zinov had made notes of it which he subsequently sent to the renowned Baltist Vladimir Toporov. Even though Zinov's notes were riddled with errors, it has been proven beyond doubt that the notes are indeed a copy of an authentic Yotvingian text.

Autism.

making a post. then back to drilling

the girl in the video is Michaela Eklund, retard

twitter.com/miichaelaeklund

>following estonian politics
honestly
consider killing yourself

>not following estonian politics
honestly
consider killing yourself

drilling hole in ur mum lmao

>and partly in an unknown, "pagan" language
hot and exotic

*having a seat over there*

moi venned

tl;dr them for me pls

What do you mean by them? All of the politicians, parties?

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>kääbik

Looking good, my dude

How about the presidential election, I haven't followed it at all basically

kääbik

You must have bad skin and hair if you eat food like this..

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Don't say anything, she is very sensitive about the food

So how many gooks have you killed today, Aussies?

youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY

Tere!

He said he was a boy...

youtu.be/4rg8innCuN4

*updating my blog*
just woke up
feels tired like someone punched me in the face
the weather becomes cold, smoggy and depressive
have no energy to do anything but bored in the same time.
pls subscribe

Kallas
Puppet of EU, because for the last 10 years he has been wroking in Brüssel. Has some sceletons in his closet regarding what he did in he 90s. Is for giving everybody living in here Estonian passports(sibulad,pagulased). Is for open borders and more interaction with europe.
Reps
Milder version of Helme and EKRE policies. Although I would never vote for keskerakond in elections I think she could be a solid president.
Jõks
Basically he has no policies of him own because he isn't a politician. Just repeats some slogans from vabaerakond and IRL. Main theme for him is that he is erakondade ülene kandidaat.
Helme
Less EU, more Independent Estonia. Dont import muslims but help to bring back estonians who went away during ecomic crisis. Build stronger army for defense against russia but dont ignore putin and try to negotiate for better deals with russia.
Kaljurand
Has 0 policies of her own is just a puppet for few reform party members. They tell her to be pro-eu, pro-muslims and anti-natsionalism.

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Elections happening in Estonia?

yes presidential

youtube.com/watch?v=aqYQpJO2hng
there is only one man qualified to rule over estonia

will you get a new non-cuck president?

Hopefully, but unfortunately the odds right now are in Kaljurand's favour

>tfw sitting on my porch drinking rum after a nice meal
Today feels like Saturday for some reason.

ekre & keskerakond are putin's puppets

What did you have for meal?

he got cucked and divorced the next month, that's the opposite of being a cuckold

Helme seems to christcuck and authoritarian for me kntao, judging by EKRE. Tell me more about Reps and Jõks, they haven't been getting a whole lot of coverage.

He got cucked which makes him cuckold in general, not matter what.

Helme actually isn't a christcuck, altough the theme is strong within EKRE.

Beef steak, vegetables from my garden and a bun. I posted the BBC earlier in the thread.

Still cooking my beef stew. It's gonna be so good tomorrow.

how can aussies eat this crap

>BBC

I think you meant BBQ you cuckold with your negroid dick fetish.

Big baltic carrot, you pervert.

it's pretty good tbqh

i sense a Great happening involving /balt/ soon...

here

wuck my silly
faggooy lil bitch

/ded/ lol

Yeah everybody who doesnt like Merkel is putins puppet. Sounds about right. Forget that EKRE wants bigger NATO presence here and stronger army. Wants back petserimaa and narva tagaused alad that were part of Estonia in 1918-1941 but are still occupied by russia.
Dunno what you mean by christcuck since there is no such thing in Estonia. If you mean culture and values that come with Christianity then yes. If you have in comparison "new european" ala Sweden style values than resisting importing those here does not equal christcuck.
Like I said Reps is a milder version of Helme. She is somewhat sceptical of EU and doesn't take everything as gold that is told in Brüssel and Berliin but since she represents keskerakond she has more softer view on russians living here.
Jõks has little bit of everything on one hand he does not like big politics(mainstream parties) and wants to bring politics more nearer to people and plays himself out as not a choice of parties. Basically says anything that most of the people would agree on but doesn't hold some of the radical views which makes him on my view just a populist. Plus he looks like an alien and would just look awkward at important international meetings.

Weather's nicer than for most of the summer.

Is that the garden of your cottage or actual home. Anyway I'm jelly

We live here 4-5 months out of the year because I still have a job in the city and commuting during winter would be a pain. Hopefully soon I can quit, and then we'll move here full time.

good for you

Ar tau reikia ten kakot į puodą ?

post more pics

taigi prūds yr

>that autistic anime freak is here

Taišku

REEEEEE you tricked me D:

Ne, turim Traidenį.

Tbh taip pat yra pelkė, labai smagu myžt pelkėje.

Why is he so perfect?

Did you learn Lithuanian?

So lads after 3 horrible debates do you know who you're gonna vote for?

Of course

>almost 2017
>not knowing a baltic language

Have fun being left behind

fuck off leftist retard

Still koncervai. I just really want socdems gone. Voting greens might achieve that, but they're retarded.

How long did it take you?

Btw don't mind the underage autists who post here

TS-LKD

will you marry me?

krikdemus

>Karbauskis
>Leftist
whaaahahaaa

gonna play coh2

ama

how is mum's bussy

Will you vote for koncervai?

allies or axis and favorite commander

Balt ausnz had the potential to be so good but it's almost entirely shitposting

3 semesters of formal lessons (about 4hrs per week)
3 years of living there

ur mum didnt disapoint
havent played in a while, dont remember any commander

also axis
give me a reason to

Look at this incredible comie engineering feat
>swamp
>dig a ditch in the middle of it
>swamp no more
Simply amazing.

Green ideology is definition of left

I'm still undecided between buskevicius, krikdem and valstieciai
those 3 were the strongest so far in the debates to be honest

Nice. Are you planning to move there is did you do it for fun

Who here is in a constant state of misery?

Ayyyy

he is a fucking literal faggot

no he's not
he's fabulous

So?

Back to sovyet sojuz, Ivan.

>have a drink
>go for a stroll
>get lost
shiggy diggy

I lived there from 2009-2013 (studies then work).

And yes when I can afford to buy a property mortgage free.

I am afraid of Tomorrow

>buskevicius

shit party that won't even reach 5%

>valstieciai
shit party that pretty much gathered unwanted trash from other partries and few other newcomers, basically a party without a face trying to ride into parliament on popularity "muh Skvernelis" and etc.

>krikdem

Only logical solution.

If you were familiar with Lithuanian politics, you would know that political parties have very little in common with their "supposed" ideologies they are claiming to follow. Just look at their political program, there is very little of real ecopolitics.
Also, "Greens" is only a half of the party. The other half is "Peasants".

Pretty much the same. Somehow it feels that every day my life is getting worse and I have no idea how can I fix it.

Why is he so perfect?

give me a non-essay tier answer about lithuanian politics atm

are the commies gonna win again?
will lithuania be ruled by commies for 4 more years?

>krikdem
>Only logical solution.

Just make sure not to vote for xenophobes and homophones like Masiulis or Dagys.

>We
You and ur mummy?

Lithuania will be strong, they're not like here...nor is any balt nation...

Landsbergis is running in my district.

>Update
Ah, here's the the pond I wanted to show to eestibro. There's a proper lake with sandy beach about two kilometers further, but it's too far and it's often full of bydlo.

Oh leave kuzu alone, he's alright. And he's been here longer than most balt regulars.

TiT

hope you're being ironic, iicsrn tbqh

what a time to be alive

>he's fabulous

They will get the most votes, that's for sure. And there is an unwritten rule that says "the party that gets the most votes will get the PM's chair" (if they take part in forming the ruling coalition...), among other things.
Well it's too early to say if they will be in the ruling coalition, but let's hope they won't.
damn gommies :DDDD

Exaclty, damn xenophobe.

xenophone*

How can I take the pain away?

infected mushroom :DD

me on the left

xenophon*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenophon

There's only one real candidate in Baltic lands.

Many things depend on who will Greens go with, they could for coalition with konservs+liberals, but fuck knows they even might decide to go with socdems

the balts are actually filthy russians, thoughts?

>Liberals are at 2,6%

Yes, me and my mummy. I'm a 30 year old man living with my mother.
Get your shit together, Ivan. Goddamn...

He will unite Baltic tribes under 1 flag.

I'd agree, but there was a TV ad some days ago, in which Karbauskis said that he won't go into coalition with commies (he mentioned auksiniai šaukštai and zadanijas as the reason), nor with koncervai (naktinės mokesčių reformos). Need to find that video...

He changes his mind all the time, not long ago he said they'd consider all parties and are in talks with many parties.

hmm

15min.lt/verslas/naujiena/pranesimai/r-karbauskis-gandai-del-sutartu-koaliciju-dezinformacija-231-683493
His official statement I was referring to BTW

>Vyriausybę, kurioje nebūtų politikų tapatinamų su „naktinėmis“ mokesčių reformomis, „auksinėmis šakutėmis" ar „zadanijų“ vykdymu.

He's butthurt about politicians not parties probably about Kubilius and Olekas. He only said that he won't go into coalition with Darbo Partija and Tvarka ir Teisingumas.

lzinios.lt/lzinios/lietuva/-valstieciai-neitu-i-koalicija-su-tvarka-ir-teisingumu-bei-darbo-partija/226207

is that real?
fucking based

You do know estonia is not "baltic tribe", right user?

you leave estonia alone right now

eating boiled pelmeni with sour cream and black pepper

thoughts?

Scary.
A few months ago they had like 6%.
If they don't break the 5% barrier, it will be the end of LRLS. We might see the party split up.

TS-LKD has quite a few politicians that participated in "naktinės mokesčių reformos" and are prepped to rule ministries if TS-LKD get a place in the ruling coalition. So there are bound to be conflicts between these 2 parties.

>expenting Slavomir to know anything
We're all pribalty to them.

>You do know estonia is not "baltic tribe"

Wat de fugg are you imblygn? xDDDD

Well judging by ministers parties already proposed, TS-LKD seems strongest one, I only don't like Kreivys since he was involved with corruption a while ago.

Baltic =/= Balt
Baltic Finns are a thing, tbqh

slav/10

On a similar note - is anyone here following Mordor elections? What is happening there?

>russian "elections"

who cares?

shoulda fried em

no need to be triggered by this fact...

i'm keeping an eye on it, but realistically there's nothing interesting going on. as i heard they don't even campaign. everyone already knows that the 'united russia' or the 'presidential party' will take majority seats and the rest is just potjomkin village display of 'democracy.

the most interesting stuff actually is the stuff that doesn't affect anything: the small regions for single candidates and why hodorkovsky is backing some young candidates who are unknown and will not get anywhere..

>dodge culling blade by treadswitching
who superhuman reflexes here?

I introduce you a new Tsar and Emperor of the holy Roman Empire, unknown grand grand grand son of the Nicolas the 1st, savior of the last white bastion located in the Baltic lands - Jaak Madison the Great.
*stands up and sings the anthem*

Agreed, he shouldn't be allowed to get a minister post.

kinda looks like a certain beady-eyed anglo, tbqh

Thinking about moving to Riga for a dead end callcenter gig, gonna make about 900-1200€/month. What's you lads got to say about Riga/Latvia, and will it be a good reality check for a semi depressed swedish male?

mum will vote for the ruling party.

yes

900-1200 is a good wage here, you wont be struggling

pls come

>Jaak Madison (born 22 April 1991)
jeebus... he's younger than I am
and younger than this walking corpse

My entire village is full of posters promoting candidates of the EdRo. Lemme make a pic. Mum even brought those posers at home.

I'm not sure what you're implying, but I don't think I like your implications.

Lithuanians, redpill me on Butkevičius. Is he really that bad?

>Lithuanians
Who would you be then?

maybe because the turn out for the actual election is higher in villages than in big cities where people have a 'pohui' mentality

Thats nice, I'll prob give it a shot then

They do campaign, here's the heresy.

cheers, it wouldve been nicer if youd have moved to Kuldīga and created jobs there, but everything helps i guess

Why not i suggest you to find apartment in decent area, i personally will move to netherlands for half year to get some experience because my life is really dull and boring.

>Who would you be then?
Uhhhh.... nevermind.

i saved this picture three times

Avoid the red areas

haha, have some others then

cant wait to go back to Kurzeme

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commie - check
doesn't have political responsibility - check
has a political spine of a jelly fish - check
doesn't know english (šaude tu šaude) - check
bad communicator (his speeches are semi-unintelligible) - check
changes his opinion frequently - check
doesn't care about his corruption in his political cabinet - check

He's pretty bad. But having him as our PM for another 4 years would be even worse.

I wonder what happened to the Ark of the Covenant

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are you ok?

Cooking marshmellows while having a drink hehe

Quite horrible, yes. You should google his thesis "he wrote" to get his degree in economy.

post papers/feet or turn around, bandit

>no flying bikes in my lifetime
Why even live

Somebody make a new thread

i refuse to post in a m***** thread

real