I wish I was British

Mine was a bit like the movies tbqh

But I think my HS tried to be movie like

Lmao, you'd receive banter from your mates and maybe at the pub. If you can take banter it's fine. If you move to a major city no one gives a fuck

Damn lad. Looks like the dream. Even your colleges look mental... Massive football stadiums etc. Have to try and do a year abroad study...

Whenever somebody banters me I always feel extremely sad and usually start to tear up. Even when it happens here.

NANI ???

One of mine was. Small school in a small town.

The massive school of 4,000 was nothing like the movies.

Consider suicide.

So you couldn't deal with some guy impersonating a terrible yank voice?

That isn't banter, banter is something that you do with your friends that makes you laugh.

>yanks are hated more than polish there.
howling you fucking autist, banter on Cred Forums is not real life. Our relationship with Americans is a lot more complicated than poles who have little to no relevancy to us until they flooded here.
You wouldn't gang up with all the other yanks and not integrate for one, besides, the average braindead normie obsessed with TV and celebrity culture loves America.

I wish I was Norwegian.

I wish I wasn't Japanese.

You're not David-kun.

not average, you have scum too frenchman

Yeah my university is like that, it's a large state university with fraternities and athletics

I'm planning to get my bachelors here then my masters abroad

If you're cute you can come.

>Our relationship with Americans is a lot more complicated

What did he mean by this?

Can a brit explain how to make & drink tea the right way?
Be specific

1. Boil water in kettle
2. Pour boiling water into tea pot (two or three bags depending on size)
3. 2-3 brew time
4. Pour tea into cup
5. Add milk
6. Add sugar (no thanks I'm sweet enough)

I ain't David-kun, James-kun.

*3. 2-3 minutes brew time

>1. Boil water in kettle
You lost me.

Can I add that it is imperative to add the milk to the tea, not the tea to the milk; as this inevitably leads to under- or over-milking, which spoils one's entire day.

Good

Fuck off yank

A kettle.

If desperate, you can boil water in a pan.

Microwave it is, then.

>Microwave it is, then.

DELETE

You know what else needs a good anal cavity gravy fucking?

My turkey bird.

>in a pan

the hell

I dont

HS with more than 1,000 students a shit.

youtu.be/0Gz0XYkqAJc

My high school had 2k and it was pretty good

Brits wish they were women.

One of the two I went to must've been shit because most of the kids were trash. The senior class was 300 kids and less than 200 graduated on time.

Why?

I wish I wasn't jap

I wish I was a native English speaker.
My English teacher taught me that "I wish I was ..." is not correct grammar. He said "I with I ware ..." is correct. I'm so confused.

>I with I ware
this makes no sense, "I wish I were" maybe but either is normal conversational english.

say this instead

"I wish I wasn't born a japanese user"

>I wish I was a native English speaker.
no that is correct.
You can also say this
"I wish My English was a good as a native English speaker "

Note: you mention it twice to make your point clear.

Because it sounds more natural and flowing.
Alot of English as to feel like its flowing from your mouth kind of like a song or poem.

Well that's how non-Americans kiwi's do it anyway.

You can thank me later.

I wish I was Anglo.

HE AVIN A LAFF LADS

>Yanks don't own kettles
How did you guys even become a superpower?