Why are Australains such uncivilized savages?

Why are Australains such uncivilized savages?

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same people as you and me, but we all have a few chavs kept somewhere

Anglo blood

I consider myself a civilised savage.

W-why do you guys colour Portugal red in all the maps?

Is it because "emu" is a Portuguese-origin word? Because we've got nothing to do with them.

But they aren't, they're actually quite civilized, my cucked liberal friend.

So you guys invented the emu, baka

They're a meme people created by the Brits PURELY out of spite. I'm okay with a bit of banter but you shouldn't fucking found something like Australia over it.

We also discovered Australia before the dutch. But we didn't have enough people so we settled on Timor instead, hoping nobody would get to you before we got the time to multiply.

How does it feel to know that, if we had had a couple more people to populate it, you'd all be desert-Brazilians?

Cause we never genocided local populations, we fucked them to increase the population.

How lucky do you feel now, huh?

I always liked them because of their crazy personality

Because unlike you, they're 100% Anglo and not 50% Anglo, 50% French

Because they descended from criminals and hookers

Funny till its overdone
Mix convicts ans prostitutes and you get this

>tfw unprepared for golden soil
>tfw unqualified for beauty so rich and rare
>tfw had to let natures gift slide
>and settle for Timor
how unlucky

Think they are nice lads desu

a lot of navigators came here, but they
only saw desert so they left

As for abos, a lot of them are mixed due to horny cons

We had very very few people, and potatoes and other easy to farm produce weren't available.

The English had the luck of starting the race later and running though the beaten path.

Clearly the Portuguese plan wasn't to end up with just the small rectangle, glorious as it is. But all empires fall and ours was a glass cannon. It was inevitable, really.

We also got to the shitty coast.

Yup. Desert, emus and poisonous bugs. Brazil had qt natives, tropical fruit, spices and gold, which is all a man wanted at the time.

I'm not gonna argue for Portuguese foresight, kek.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Portuguese_India

>literally getting btfo by poo in loos

i wonder what couple centuries of inbreeding might do on an island populated by ex-convicts

They do not know how to harness the power of flightless birds nor their successful in exterminating them

Australia isn't inbred m8

We were a bit busy winning the war in Africa against the soviet and american-backed negroes, in 3 huge fronts 20-30 times bigger than Portugal, alone, in vietnam-like conditions. And we won too, despite being less well equipped than the Americans in 'Nam.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_Colonial_War

>canadia

>Half Abo/Portuguese + African slaves

Imagine that

Imagine the amount of shitposting, though. Australia + Brazil.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

we wouldnt have computers