This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
First person to fist my asshole with sushi gets a 5 dollar gift card to Applebee's
Jonathan Russell
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Thomas Allen
乙
Luke Diaz
おつ
Angel Kelly
橋本環奈
Ethan Foster
How gay is Japan?
Going there for a few months and I want to fuck as many japanese men as I can.
I'd love to fuck Yakuza because they all look fucking hot, especially older men but I know Yakuza don't talk to gaijin.
Daniel Lewis
That looks pretty hot, actually.
Lucas Campbell
So I decided to get some dinner and also check out what's going on near the explosion site. Tons of police, helicopters, Ambulances, etc. In other words, another Saturday in New York.
Kips Bay
Dominic Williams
Go to Fukuoka, it's known for both yakuza and gay.
John Lee
Tourist here, how bad is the typhoon going to be?
Anthony Wilson
Shinjuku 2chome is gay paradise
Josiah Foster
There was 2 bombings in the US today, you'll be safe.
I feel bad for the people in New York but I also feel great because one of the bomb was in New Jersey.
Ian Bailey
was it terrorism?
Juan Cooper
MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
Adrian Mitchell
I don't know.
Bentley Jackson
つまらないならネタふれば
Ryan Davis
how would 3 homemade bombs not be terrorism?
Caleb Morgan
今晩へ帰ります or 今晩帰ります?
Juan Scott
I don't know anything about this. What of blacks did this? Then it was just some noble fight against racism and white males. What if muslims did this? Then it would be awesaome, because American allies again fuck them over.
Joshua Rogers
I thought Fukuoka was a safe city?
Michael Nguyen
every city in Japan is safe when you're white
Jackson Myers
>New York Mayor Bill de Blasio on explosion in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood: >- New York experienced a "very serious incident" >- Injuries are significant, but none are "likely to die" >- No evidence of a "terror connection."
Brayden Martinez
oh, you meant "will the media call it terrorism"?
not unless the bomber is a white guy
Matthew Robinson
GREAT JAPAN
Daniel Young
I live in Fukuoka Everymorning I hear gunshot
Chase Collins
面白いボケを言ったつもりがスルー続きで スレ終了してファビョーン
someone please translate it
Samuel Martinez
I'll come back tonight?
Joseph Watson
ohayou
Hudson Bailey
ボケとツッコミって関西人のお笑い用語らしいな 欽ちゃんによると東京ではフリとコナシっていうらしい
Gavin Wilson
doki doki morning
Charles Stewart
Don't go there to "check out." It's dangerous.
Julian Hill
Thanks for the advice Japan :3
Lucas Stewart
Are you taking my advice?
Jeremiah Bailey
日本
Parker Mitchell
I returned home a few minutes ago to eat my dinner. The police have the streets near the explosion site shut down anyway.
Tyler Hernandez
Hi netouyo san
Brayden Anderson
what did you have for cheat day?
Cooper Adams
Alright then. just don't live dangerously. We get to hear lots of old people getting killed in typhoons and floods by checking out their "fish boats" and "rice fields."
Joshua Gutierrez
フィリピンとのハーフは危ない人が多い
Hunter Cox
目が覚めたら午後だった どうも今月は多い
Joshua Peterson
I just had a big sausage, gonna eat chili in a bit.
Asher Brooks
怖い
Jonathan Kelly
ハイモシモシ
Jonathan Cooper
Is it worth doing something in Tokyo today? It seems like it will be sort of clear and no rain but I dunno
Connor Kelly
That is interesting. ツッコミは関西の人間は忠実に実行するよな。 総じて慣れてて上手い。 関東ではあまり親切にしないことも多い気がする。 そこまで条件反射できないのと、ツッコミを求める奴に他人依存の奴が多い。関西人ならボケ・ツッコミやりながらもちゃんと仕事する。
Jose Evans
yes. not sure if I need the へ particle if I don't mention a place, for example 今晩家へ帰ります
Brandon Flores
Oh it's the repeated caller-jap subhumans, is it?
Colton Morales
What are some good japanese folk singers like Morita Doji and Kazuki Tomokawa?
Jaxon Jones
It's a lucky producer who gets to run his dick through those lips.
Joshua Harris
Without へ when destination isn't mentioned.
Evan Green
You made same thread again? I saw it yesterday
Jace Harris
She looks like Anna Natsuki
Adrian Parker
I think it's safe in American or European standard, but it has the highest crime rate (especially rape) in Japan.
Noah Wood
First time browsing Cred Forums. How do I learn Japanese as if a Japanese girl taught me? I want to have the same mannerisms as a Japanese women despite being male. Kind of like having a valley girl accent. How do I achieve this?
Alexander Parker
>despite being male
Joseph Barnes
How about Oktoberfest in Hibiya park and the illumination in Yasukuni afterwards?
Basically いえ is to mean a house, and うち is for home or family. But these are not strictly separated and interchangeable in many situations.
Dylan Walker
Cool,ill go there today, since its sunday does it start at 1600?
Nathaniel Gomez
K-ON! Lucky Star Haruhi Suzumiya Clannad Chuunibyou Tamako Market
Anything with cute girls.
Ryder Scott
what did you have thai thai
my cheat days when I diet are Sunday
Connor Sullivan
thanks
Parker Rogers
>土日祝 11:00~22:00 (L.O. 21:30) No, it's already open.
Hunter Evans
btw, this is what happened
『ところでby the way ってどういう意味なの?』 (ところでとby the wayだよ。面白くなるぞー)
数レス後
(早くつっこんでよ。面白いのに。。あーもうっ怒ったぞ)
スレ終了
"ファビョーン", () said.
David Phillips
ありがとう、日本くん
Carson Wilson
うち means 'my home' or 'someone's home'. いえ means 'house'.
Carter Myers
適当言いました(´・ω・`)ゴメンナサイ
Nathan Cooper
We should have a Japanese Thread meetup in Tokyo some day
Brody Ward
No. I don't want people to find out that I'm actually a girl.
Jaxon Evans
>a japanese girl >a bunch of obese gaijin >2 japanese otaku with really bad teeth
Could be fun
Ian Lopez
just take samurai sword for protection.
Brayden Hernandez
Why Amerifat loves to use ''should''?
Leo Ramirez
Who's the Japanese girl?
I'd like to meet all of you besides Thailand
Tyler Cooper
関西人でクソギャグ言ってツッコミスルーのせいにするなら、 もうミジンコレベルだな。
Blake Jenkins
I'd like to meet all of you besides Amerifats
Jason Reyes
In Japan, even over 50 years old woman call herself ''a girl''.
Charles Flores
We could all go to a Taito and play air hockey.
It's a more direct way to make a suggestion compared to saying "How about we meet in Tokyo?"
Chase Fisher
I have met two people from 4 chan so far, then have been pretty cool
Juan Nguyen
まじかよ
Jackson Williams
where they really fat?
Zachary Walker
>tfw moving to Tokyo next year
We should meet up and have a beer!
Elijah Ortiz
I want to have sex with a japanese housewife
Jordan Cooper
Kek the one I met is fat
Jackson Baker
関東のダメな奴が自己紹介してるw
Ryder Brown
Well, they were not the thinnest people around to put it lightly
Luis Bell
...
Leo Scott
Square up ossan
Jayden Miller
That could be fun
Jackson Foster
Would you still hang out with people in tokyo even if they were fat?
Jayden Hill
They are not fat, but people from Cred Forums were autistic and probably had mentally challenged.
Kayden Scott
Yes, I would look really alpha next to them. I always felt like this hanging out with nerds in high school.
Gabriel Nguyen
関西人渾身のギャグ 「ところでby the way ってどういう意味なの?」 これがウケへんかったら関東人サブいで~ もっと攻めて来な~
Benjamin Barnes
tfw when fat but have a lot of self confidence and am really funny so I'm always the center of attention tfw I can still get laid even if I weight 300 pounds
Jayden Morales
lmao
Aaron Ross
Yeah, I do not judge
I am hungry skeleton anyway
Brody Nelson
まじ。大人女子(otona-jyoshi)っていう
over 50 or 60 years old women are often not housewife anymore. You know what I mean.
Jack Brown
>Yes, I would look really alpha next to them. >I always felt like this hanging out with nerds in high school. Y-you're joking, right? Please say so!
Jordan Scott
>he's fat
Tyler Hughes
Why are you moving to Tokyo? College student here. How do I do this? I'm majoring in CS.
Jacob Watson
I-it was you?
Gabriel Kelly
Going to a college in Tokyo for the rest of my undergrad.
Hi fellow CS guy. I currently major in CS but unfortunately the college I'll be going to in Japan doesn't offer CS so I won't be able to continue it.
Luke Ross
>by the way ところで、って意味 よく略してbtwって書かれたりする
Anthony Watson
>Going to a college in Tokyo for the rest of my undergrad. bruh, that sounds cool as hell.
What was your undergrad in the US? I'm attending Brown.
haha how does it feel to be attending the shittiest tier ivy league at cornell? xD
Ryan Gomez
Totally
That image is misleading anyway, I would estimate that only about 5% at the very most of the exchange students are your traditional weeb, the large majority encompass people form Nepal, China, India, Philippines etc who come to Japan for the same reason that a Mexican would go to America, to escape their shitty third world countries
Landon Young
I shit post a lot but I like all countries and people of all colors.
Nolan Murphy
Cornell isn't in NYC senpai
Austin Cook
too many Jews?
Gavin Hernandez
さわやかサンデー
Nolan Brooks
oh my bad, thought you said New York. NYU?
Eli Sanders
>take a japanese class in college expecting a low amount of weeb >literally everyone but me and 2 girls are weebs >teacher is a japanese immigrant who works at anime conventions
Christopher Fisher
>somehow
Isaiah Hill
No, tuition there is too expensive :DDD
James Gomez
culture, "people", American english.
James Hughes
>everyone but me
Christopher Murphy
When the topic changes, that is used, isn't it? Thank you for telling me.
Jack Hernandez
I remember you said you came here to escape your shithole homeland :^)
Grayson Robinson
haha cuck. i have a friend who goes to Columbia.
>tfw asian-american with god tier sat stats but manages to get rejected from HYP >tfw the youngest male of three sisters who goes to shit tier ivy >tfw sisters go to harvard/princeton
kill me
Alexander Robinson
草
Isaac Nguyen
>implying you are not weeb
Bentley Jones
経緯って? アタマ変なの?Are you meme?
Tyler Anderson
Is there anything to do in Rhode Island?
Landon Collins
つーかオメー関東だろ。関西人マネ関東バカくっさ
Kayden Phillips
he only prays to Japanese emperor twice a day.
Elijah James
me and 2 girls
During first class the teacher asked us to tell everyone why we took japanese and everyone but us said ''because anime and manga''
I'm not. At least I don't think I am. I just want to learn japanese to read japanese literature without having to buy bad translations.
Jaxson Ross
And once you come to Japan you will realize that every single Japanese school is overflowing with shitskins bar a few Russians and the odd westerner here and there
Jaxson Adams
hell no it's boring as fuck here and i hate brown
I wish I went to my state school (ASU) instead, but my parents pressured me into going to >le ivy meme xD
David Ortiz
アメリカかフランス系のイベントなら行くんだけどな
Isaiah Myers
>Are you meme? I like this this new meme
Levi Price
can you recommend me some good jap lit?
Christopher Harris
Who is your favourite author? Dazai? Akutagawa?
Logan Torres
You should come to Tokyo with me :3
Carter Reed
Are they frogs, aren't they? It's a nice feeling.
Thomas Robinson
All things put aside Sweden is a fantastic country, its just a shame that its so shit up at the moment due to all niggers and arabs, which is no different then any other European country
But yeah things are so much better here, thank you for providing the framework to improve my quality of life Tarou
Lincoln Turner
You are missing a few sets of inverted commas. Let me help: >"""""culture""""", """""""""people"""""""", American """"""""""""""""""""""English""""""""""""""""""""""
Jackson Collins
ikr. how do i even get started tho, i dont even speak the damn language
im 19, is it too late to learn japanese?
John Wright
Shit I wish I could but, bitch ass parents ya know? At least they pay for everything.
Niggers are extremely far and in between but does exist
This is excluding roppongi and kabukichou where they will try really aggressively to get you into their "gentlemans club"
Also for some reason there is always at least two or three Africans always chilling outside of shinjuku east exist
Grayson Green
Those preferences had ought to be mutually exclusive.
Eli Williams
一人のコテハンが荒らしてるだけやで 基本的に日本人はみんな優しいやろ
Landon Nguyen
ノルウェイの森の直子ちゃんみたいな彼女が欲しいんだよ
Ethan Perez
>基本的に日本人はみんな優しいやろ ぅ…ま…、まぁ…そうっすね…
Daniel Ross
kek
Jaxson Foster
ネットの日本人は正確悪いからな
Brandon Turner
ありがとう友達さん
Ayden Williams
What's the best way to sound and act like a teenage Japanese girl?
im male btw
Bentley Brooks
nihonってname欄でフィルターしておけば大分マシになるっぽい
Bentley Scott
ワロタw
Carson Richardson
It's one of the few ones I havent read yet. I bought it but I can't read it until christmat. I study french literature and I have like 3 books/week to read and analyze + my job.
My favorite one is A Wild Sheep Chase.
Bentley James
FUCK OFF KAEDE
Landon Foster
first: shirt in supermarket
Adam Powell
2CHのニュース速報をみるとちょっと日本人を怖がる
Oliver Smith
t. gay nerds
Henry Anderson
take estrogen, read every Japanese fashion magazine.
Liam Reed
That's gay
Mason Reyes
Even the good universities have arseloads of Chinamen and SEAmonkeys as exchange/international students, although to be fair there seems to be a higher proportion of Whites. Then there are also a good number of kikokushijo and half-breeds.
Benjamin Nelson
*shart
Levi Wilson
輪廻に賭けて死ぬ
Colton Harris
tell the first waitto piggu you meet you love him a day after you meet him and then send him pictures of yourself cutting your wrists when he doesn't reply to your messages within 5 minutes. Then tell him he's a murderer and you're going to go to the police when he tells you he doesn't want to be your boyfriend
Alexander Evans
I need to read more Murakami tbqh I've only read Norwegian Wood, but I own several of his other books.
Do you prefer physical books or ebooks?
Benjamin Mitchell
動画の意味も笑いどころがあるのかもよく分からんかった 説明きぼんぬ
Benjamin Ross
have you ever read yoshimoto banana's book? it is easy to read
Gavin Hernandez
no u
no.
I'm a heterosexual Asian-American male.
I actually did take estrogen for two months. I might get back on it, though. :)
Great advice, thanks.
Zachary Rogers
Anyone knows who make a thread struggle.
I believe a genius of joke will make everyone laugh probably.
Isaiah Allen
oh, and go apeshit when you find out he's not a virgin
John Wright
>Asian-American Are you Asian or American?
Michael Smith
荒らし。自己紹介乙
Xavier Bell
I'm Asian born in the US.
Robert Nguyen
Would tolerate if cute desu.
John Campbell
did that happen to you?
Thomas Gray
どこかに日本に来たけど友達が出来なくて困ってる美人外国人いないかな
Adam Campbell
So you're just some kind of Asiatic, not an American at all.
Aiden Wright
If you are straight, why do you want to talk like a teenager grill?
Hudson Campbell
アダルトサイトに行ったら。 You should go to a site of adult.
Liam Myers
cut off your balls
Xavier Butler
are you that fucking retarded? did your parents drop you head-first as a baby?
racially, i am asian i was born in the US, so i am an American, nationality-wise
I prefer physical books but I live in a one room apartment and there's literally piles of books everywhere so I don't really have space. I use a e-reader for library books.
Norwegian Wood was my first Murakami book. It was a christmas gift from my mother and I really like it. Kinda reminded me of the great Gatsby and the catcher in the rye. I really liked it. After that I picked up 1Q84 because a cutie saw me reading norwegian wood in a cafe and told me 1Q84 was good. I liked it too. After that I simply started buying all his books.
Luis Gonzalez
Race isn't real Just like the word Asian-American
Gabriel Hall
yes she was cute but not enough for all that
Jace Gray
america sould make wall
Lincoln Butler
ツッコミはどこにすればいいのか。 ギャグがわかりづらい。
Luke Fisher
Nationality is derived from ethnicity. Read a dictionary. You might have U.S. citizenship but that doesn't make you an American by nationality. You lack the requisite shared blood and culture. You're just a foreigner exploiting a flawed legal structure - an arrogant guest.
Because I'm a repressed Male-to-female trans. I think I'll transition in a few months.
Julian Robinson
I've heard of similar stories in blogs. Like Japanese women would get you arrested if you dont acknowledge their presence or hit on them. Do Japanese women do the first move or something?
Jose Lopez
Can we delete Australia
Luke Price
*racially, i am shit asian if you're japanese or other honorable asian, you can say your ethnicity and never use the word "asian"
Dominic Fisher
There were many namefags in this thread once. A meme attacked them for all days and every day. And then there were none.
Jack Torres
Ferns are better than leaves.
Luis Johnson
Are you meme?
Anthony Thomas
I am Korean.
:)
Adrian Reyes
B-but 3 of those post were NZ……
Nathan Morales
it's the same place but with better coffee
Gabriel Morgan
彼女の「ミイラ」や「幸福の瞬間」読んだ 少し難しかった
Jason Diaz
>coffee Anglos drink tea you cuck.
Jeremiah Harris
Korean Chinese Japanese in the house!
Nolan Myers
do you play lol? is zac a good champion?
Leo Miller
doto betre
Luis Peterson
No, but once you make a move on that kind of girl, they go absolutely nuts. I stopped dating girls younger than 26, although once they hit 30 they start getting anxious to get married
Owen Anderson
ちょっとブスそうな感じがするが、それもまた素晴らしい
Ryder Smith
>a cutie saw me reading norwegian wood in a cafe and told me 1Q84 was good. Did you date?
Nolan Jenkins
I went to New Zealand once. There's literally coffee shops everywhere. Worse than fucking New York
Wyatt Thompson
>Norwegian Wood was my first Murakami book. It was a christmas gift from my mother and I really like it. >"Johnny, this is your christmas gift, it's a book of Murakami Haruki! Mom hopes you will become a great person like him!" >"Wow, thanks mom! Alright, I study hard and get a Nobel Prize!" What a lovely, desirable family you had raised in. I bet your house has a fancy chimney and fireplace too.
Chase Martin
Yeah tea isn't a big thing here. Especially in Auckland where a small coffee is the size of a regular coffee anywhere else.
Robert Butler
I knew it. They always try to pretend to be Japanese. That's even their stereotype.
Do you like literature so much and do you read books written in japanese?
Sebastian Brooks
Yes Yes
Eli Rogers
the last god were not mine....
Blake Lewis
Do you use videochat? its like nicolive or tinychat or so.
Andrew Foster
>Do you like literature so much Yes, it's the only reason why I havent killed myself yet
>do you read books written in japanese? I read translations because my japanese sucks. I'll start reading japanese books when my japanese will be better.
Asher Cooper
>tea house That's nice! I wonder why there is almost no tea house in Japan when we drink green tea so much. I drink green tea everyday but I can't remember I have had tea in tea shop... probably Kyoto has some of them though.
Christopher Martinez
鮮人が暴れるほど鮮人が嫌われる ロッテさっさと食われて死ね
Caleb Price
>My family is poor. Hey mines where too, I would read books and draw all the time. I really dont remember watching tv or video games until I was 12. Most of the books I read where horror books.
Grayson Foster
へへへ、すまんな
Ryan Young
鮮人は自国でも内輪揉めしてるじゃん そういう生き物なんだよ
Caleb Green
>I really dont remember watching tv or video games until I was 12. >didn't watch tv until 12 Were you born before WWII happened
Alexander Scott
喫茶店
I don't think reading books is symptomatic of poverty. Most poor people are too uncultured to encourage their children to do anything worthwhile like thinking or being creative.
Elijah Lopez
That is meme () who uses wired words. He struggles this thread. And he replies himself somehow...
Jonathan Gonzalez
Thinking about buying an nice DSLR camera for when I move to Japan so I can take nice pictures, but I don't know if I want to spend most of my savings on a camera. Yodobashi Camera or Bic Camera aren't cheaper than Amazon, are they?
Ethan Baker
mine wasn't poor but my dad was against owning a tv so I also read all the time. looking back, I'm thankful of his decision
Jordan Scott
Most of 喫茶店 here are same as カフェ They serve coffee, not tea, they have sometimes black tea or matcha tea, but rarely have green tea.
Oliver Gonzalez
おめでとうまさか日本旗が盗るとは思わなかったよ幸運を
Jack Hughes
Yodobashi Camera has a fast delivery system. In Japan, that is a better point than Amazon.
Oliver Cruz
Why do you keep commenting your own posts?
Ryder Fisher
But with Amazon Prime I can just get things delivered in 2 days.
Hunter Collins
日本語の小説を読むにはあまりに時間がかかる。
Asher Bell
When I have a child in future, I wish I will be like your dad.
Henry King
if you understand japanese, kakaku.com is useful. you can compare shop prices.
Caleb Brooks
me too
Connor Moore
Yeah it's a great place to relax. Technology is banned so you can't use your phone or computer while you are there. I go there to read of study.
I remember reading french children novels a lot. My first ''real'' book was Harry Potter. After that I just started reading everything. I was a big fan of fantasy or historic novels. I also read a few manga like dragon ball (got it banned at my school because my teacher saw Goku's penis), Shaman King and Slam Dunk.
> don't think reading books is symptomatic of poverty I wasnt really poor. We always had enough money to eat, it's just that my parents had a lot of debt from before I was bornand it took them like 12 years to pay them off. I didnt have any luxury items before I was like 12 or 13 (beside a gameboy). My parents are fairly educated so we always had books at home, it was important for them. They made a lot of sacrifices for me and my brother.
I agree with this. When I see my young cousins in front of the TV all the time I feel sorry for them.
Good night everyone, I had fun tonight but it's getting really late.
Liam Watson
Because Yodobashi Camera is in Japan, there are some their shops around customers usually. That sometimes delivers in a day.
Jace Rogers
What I meant by poor was lower middle class with lots of debt poor.
Not really poverty.
Brody Sanders
I got it. It is your post, isn't it? Don't make a thread dirty pls.
Chase Myers
...
Gabriel Bennett
儲かってまっか?
Kayden Collins
tokorode by the way tte douiu imi nano? magical spell
Jordan Rodriguez
ぼちぼちでんな
Adrian Bailey
i am looking forward to next chance someday. see you then m8
Daniel Turner
Too much American hatred in this thread...
Elijah Brown
I like America. And American in this thread may not be American probably, but I don't know the details.
Ryder Price
fat
John Morales
shart
Colton Edwards
landwhale
Samuel Miller
In
Caleb Gomez
It seems that thread froze for the reason of meme's joke in previous thread again. he always breaks the thread.