Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

So I decided to get some dinner and also check out what's going on near the explosion site. Tons of police, helicopters, Ambulances, etc. In other words, another Saturday in New York.

Kips Bay

Go to Fukuoka, it's known for both yakuza and gay.

Tourist here, how bad is the typhoon going to be?

Shinjuku 2chome is gay paradise

There was 2 bombings in the US today, you'll be safe.

I feel bad for the people in New York but I also feel great because one of the bomb was in New Jersey.

was it terrorism?

MY
FUCKING
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

I don't know.

つまらないならネタふれば

how would 3 homemade bombs not be terrorism?

今晩へ帰ります
or
今晩帰ります?

I don't know anything about this.
What of blacks did this? Then it was just some noble fight against racism and white males.
What if muslims did this?
Then it would be awesaome, because American allies again fuck them over.

I thought Fukuoka was a safe city?

every city in Japan is safe when you're white

>New York Mayor Bill de Blasio on explosion in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood:
>- New York experienced a "very serious incident"
>- Injuries are significant, but none are "likely to die"
>- No evidence of a "terror connection."

oh, you meant "will the media call it terrorism"?

not unless the bomber is a white guy

GREAT JAPAN

I live in Fukuoka
Everymorning I hear gunshot

面白いボケを言ったつもりがスルー続きで
スレ終了してファビョーン

someone please translate it

I'll come back tonight?

ohayou

ボケとツッコミって関西人のお笑い用語らしいな
欽ちゃんによると東京ではフリとコナシっていうらしい

doki doki morning

Don't go there to "check out."
It's dangerous.

Thanks for the advice Japan :3

Are you taking my advice?

日本

I returned home a few minutes ago to eat my dinner. The police have the streets near the explosion site shut down anyway.

Hi netouyo san

what did you have for cheat day?

Alright then. just don't live dangerously.
We get to hear lots of old people getting killed in typhoons and floods by checking out their "fish boats" and "rice fields."

フィリピンとのハーフは危ない人が多い

目が覚めたら午後だった
どうも今月は多い

I just had a big sausage, gonna eat chili in a bit.

怖い

ハイモシモシ

Is it worth doing something in Tokyo today? It seems like it will be sort of clear and no rain but I dunno

That is interesting.
ツッコミは関西の人間は忠実に実行するよな。
総じて慣れてて上手い。
関東ではあまり親切にしないことも多い気がする。
そこまで条件反射できないのと、ツッコミを求める奴に他人依存の奴が多い。関西人ならボケ・ツッコミやりながらもちゃんと仕事する。

yes. not sure if I need the へ particle if I don't mention a place, for example 今晩家へ帰ります

Oh it's the repeated caller-jap subhumans, is it?

What are some good japanese folk singers like
Morita Doji and Kazuki Tomokawa?

It's a lucky producer who gets to run his dick through those lips.

Without へ when destination isn't mentioned.

You made same thread again?
I saw it yesterday

She looks like Anna Natsuki

I think it's safe in American or European standard, but it has the highest crime rate (especially rape) in Japan.

First time browsing Cred Forums. How do I learn Japanese as if a Japanese girl taught me? I want to have the same mannerisms as a Japanese women despite being male. Kind of like having a valley girl accent. How do I achieve this?

>despite being male

How about Oktoberfest in Hibiya park and the illumination in Yasukuni afterwards?

watch SoL anime made by kyoani

普通はともかく、
ダメな奴同士を比べたら本当関東の方が圧倒的にダメだな。
人としてなんの意義も無いここの連呼厨みたいなのは、ギャグもダメだし仕事能力無いしルール守れねえくせに人間力も無いし何やってもだめ。虫レベル

「家」の発音はいつ「いえ」 いつ「うち」?

Its today?

give me some recommendations

ok

???
You are male!???

OKTOBERFEST 2016 日本公式サイト|日比谷オクトーバーフェスト2016 oktober-fest.jp/hibiya/ #okf2016

秋の夜長参拝「みらいとてらす」開催のご案内 (9/17-9/19)
yasukuni.or.jp/news_detail.php?article_id=0153

まず家さあ、屋上あんだけど…焼いてかない?

関東がクソなのは同意だけど、お前その関東に住んでるんでしょ?
じゃあお前もクソってことでいいんじゃね?

Basically いえ is to mean a house, and うち is for home or family.
But these are not strictly separated and interchangeable in many situations.

Cool,ill go there today, since its sunday does it start at 1600?

K-ON!
Lucky Star
Haruhi Suzumiya
Clannad
Chuunibyou
Tamako Market

Anything with cute girls.

what did you have thai thai

my cheat days when I diet are Sunday

thanks

>土日祝 11:00~22:00 (L.O. 21:30)
No, it's already open.

btw, this is what happened

『ところでby the way ってどういう意味なの?』
(ところでとby the wayだよ。面白くなるぞー)

数レス後

(早くつっこんでよ。面白いのに。。あーもうっ怒ったぞ)

スレ終了

"ファビョーン", () said.

ありがとう、日本くん

うち means 'my home' or 'someone's home'.
いえ means 'house'.

適当言いました(´・ω・｀)ｺﾞﾒﾝﾅｻｲ

We should have a Japanese Thread meetup in Tokyo some day

No. I don't want people to find out that I'm actually a girl.

>a japanese girl
>a bunch of obese gaijin
>2 japanese otaku with really bad teeth

Could be fun

just take samurai sword for protection.

Why Amerifat loves to use ''should''?

Who's the Japanese girl?

I'd like to meet all of you besides Thailand

関西人でクソギャグ言ってツッコミスルーのせいにするなら、
もうミジンコレベルだな。

I'd like to meet all of you besides Amerifats

In Japan, even over 50 years old woman call herself ''a girl''.

We could all go to a Taito and play air hockey.

It's a more direct way to make a suggestion compared to saying "How about we meet in Tokyo?"

I have met two people from 4 chan so far, then have been pretty cool

まじかよ

where they really fat?

>tfw moving to Tokyo next year

We should meet up and have a beer!

I want to have sex with a japanese housewife

Kek the one I met is fat

関東のダメな奴が自己紹介してるw

Well, they were not the thinnest people around to put it lightly

...

Square up ossan

That could be fun

Would you still hang out with people in tokyo even if they were fat?

They are not fat, but people from Cred Forums were autistic and probably had mentally challenged.

Yes, I would look really alpha next to them. I always felt like this hanging out with nerds in high school.

関西人渾身のギャグ
「ところでby the way ってどういう意味なの?」
これがウケへんかったら関東人サブいで~
もっと攻めて来な~

tfw when fat but have a lot of self confidence and am really funny so I'm always the center of attention
tfw I can still get laid even if I weight 300 pounds

lmao

Yeah, I do not judge

I am hungry skeleton anyway

まじ。大人女子(otona-jyoshi)っていう

over 50 or 60 years old women are often not housewife anymore. You know what I mean.

>Yes, I would look really alpha next to them.
>I always felt like this hanging out with nerds in high school.
Y-you're joking, right? Please say so!

>he's fat

Why are you moving to Tokyo? College student here. How do I do this? I'm majoring in CS.

I-it was you?

Going to a college in Tokyo for the rest of my undergrad.

Hi fellow CS guy. I currently major in CS but unfortunately the college I'll be going to in Japan doesn't offer CS so I won't be able to continue it.

>by the way
ところで、って意味
よく略してbtwって書かれたりする

>Going to a college in Tokyo for the rest of my undergrad.
bruh, that sounds cool as hell.

What was your undergrad in the US? I'm attending Brown.

I currently go to a college in NYC.

I like america somehow

>Brown
Masi Oka senpai.

あーあ、どうでもいい話でスレ汚すから
ドイツ人が親切心で反応しちゃったじゃん
ちゃんと謝ったうえで経緯を説明しとけよ

I dont like America somehow.

haha how does it feel to be attending the shittiest tier ivy league at cornell? xD

Totally

That image is misleading anyway, I would estimate that only about 5% at the very most of the exchange students are your traditional weeb, the large majority encompass people form Nepal, China, India, Philippines etc who come to Japan for the same reason that a Mexican would go to America, to escape their shitty third world countries

I shit post a lot but I like all countries and people of all colors.

Cornell isn't in NYC senpai

too many Jews?

さわやかサンデー

oh my bad, thought you said New York. NYU?

>take a japanese class in college expecting a low amount of weeb
>literally everyone but me and 2 girls are weebs
>teacher is a japanese immigrant who works at anime conventions

>somehow

No, tuition there is too expensive :DDD

culture, "people", American english.

>everyone but me

When the topic changes, that is used, isn't it?
Thank you for telling me.

I remember you said you came here to escape your shithole homeland :^)

haha cuck. i have a friend who goes to Columbia.

>tfw asian-american with god tier sat stats but manages to get rejected from HYP
>tfw the youngest male of three sisters who goes to shit tier ivy
>tfw sisters go to harvard/princeton

kill me

草

>implying you are not weeb

経緯って?
アタマ変なの?Are you meme?

Is there anything to do in Rhode Island?

つーかオメー関東だろ。関西人マネ関東バカくっさ

he only prays to Japanese emperor twice a day.

me and 2 girls

During first class the teacher asked us to tell everyone why we took japanese and everyone but us said ''because anime and manga''

I'm not. At least I don't think I am. I just want to learn japanese to read japanese literature without having to buy bad translations.

And once you come to Japan you will realize that every single Japanese school is overflowing with shitskins bar a few Russians and the odd westerner here and there

hell no it's boring as fuck here and i hate brown

I wish I went to my state school (ASU) instead, but my parents pressured me into going to >le ivy meme xD

アメリカかフランス系のイベントなら行くんだけどな

>Are you meme?
I like this this new meme

can you recommend me some good jap lit?

Who is your favourite author?
Dazai?
Akutagawa?

You should come to Tokyo with me :3

Are they frogs, aren't they?
It's a nice feeling.

All things put aside Sweden is a fantastic country, its just a shame that its so shit up at the moment due to all niggers and arabs, which is no different then any other European country

But yeah things are so much better here, thank you for providing the framework to improve my quality of life Tarou

You are missing a few sets of inverted commas. Let me help:
>"""""culture""""", """""""""people"""""""", American """"""""""""""""""""""English""""""""""""""""""""""

ikr. how do i even get started tho, i dont even speak the damn language

im 19, is it too late to learn japanese?

Shit I wish I could but, bitch ass parents ya know? At least they pay for everything.

渾身のギャグはここでもスルーw

Is it easy bumping into Africans living in Japan?

>19
>too late
No

I like Haruki Murakami and Yushio Mishima.

youtube.com/watch?v=dq9bv7fvPUo
kek

this, 90% of my classmates are vietnamese

>Murakami
my nigger.

Kafka on the Shore is great

>tfw in kabukicho
>tfw Nigerians everywhere

As long as you're not dead, it's not too late.

> ちゃんと経緯説明しとけよ > ;_;(joke maker)

なんか日本語スレいつも荒れてるよね

Niggers are extremely far and in between but does exist

This is excluding roppongi and kabukichou where they will try really aggressively to get you into their "gentlemans club"

Also for some reason there is always at least two or three Africans always chilling outside of shinjuku east exist

Those preferences had ought to be mutually exclusive.

一人のコテハンが荒らしてるだけやで
基本的に日本人はみんな優しいやろ

ノルウェイの森の直子ちゃんみたいな彼女が欲しいんだよ

>基本的に日本人はみんな優しいやろ
ぅ…ま…、まぁ…そうっすね…

kek

ネットの日本人は正確悪いからな

ありがとう友達さん

What's the best way to sound and act like a teenage Japanese girl?

im male btw

nihonってname欄でフィルターしておけば大分マシになるっぽい

ワロタw

It's one of the few ones I havent read yet. I bought it but I can't read it until christmat. I study french literature and I have like 3 books/week to read and analyze + my job.

My favorite one is A Wild Sheep Chase.

FUCK OFF KAEDE

first: shirt in supermarket

2CHのニュース速報をみるとちょっと日本人を怖がる

t. gay nerds

take estrogen, read every Japanese fashion magazine.

That's gay

Even the good universities have arseloads of Chinamen and SEAmonkeys as exchange/international students, although to be fair there seems to be a higher proportion of Whites. Then there are also a good number of kikokushijo and half-breeds.

*shart

輪廻に賭けて死ぬ

tell the first waitto piggu you meet you love him a day after you meet him and then send him pictures of yourself cutting your wrists when he doesn't reply to your messages within 5 minutes. Then tell him he's a murderer and you're going to go to the police when he tells you he doesn't want to be your boyfriend

I need to read more Murakami tbqh
I've only read Norwegian Wood, but I own several of his other books.

Do you prefer physical books or ebooks?

動画の意味も笑いどころがあるのかもよく分からんかった
説明きぼんぬ

have you ever read yoshimoto banana's book? it is easy to read

no u

no.

I'm a heterosexual Asian-American male.

I actually did take estrogen for two months. I might get back on it, though. :)

Great advice, thanks.

Anyone knows who make a thread struggle.

I believe a genius of joke will make everyone laugh probably.

oh, and go apeshit when you find out he's not a virgin

>Asian-American
Are you Asian or American?

荒らし。自己紹介乙

I'm Asian born in the US.

Would tolerate if cute desu.

did that happen to you?

どこかに日本に来たけど友達が出来なくて困ってる美人外国人いないかな

So you're just some kind of Asiatic, not an American at all.

If you are straight, why do you want to talk like a teenager grill?

アダルトサイトに行ったら。
You should go to a site of adult.

cut off your balls

are you that fucking retarded? did your parents drop you head-first as a baby?

racially, i am asian
i was born in the US, so i am an American, nationality-wise

その人じゃないけど、日本国旗でnamefagやってる人にはまともなのがいない
フィルターしておけば、ある程度面倒なのに絡まれずに済むと思う

I prefer physical books but I live in a one room apartment and there's literally piles of books everywhere so I don't really have space. I use a e-reader for library books.

Norwegian Wood was my first Murakami book. It was a christmas gift from my mother and I really like it. Kinda reminded me of the great Gatsby and the catcher in the rye. I really liked it. After that I picked up 1Q84 because a cutie saw me reading norwegian wood in a cafe and told me 1Q84 was good. I liked it too. After that I simply started buying all his books.

Race isn't real
Just like the word Asian-American

yes
she was cute but not enough for all that

america sould make wall

ツッコミはどこにすればいいのか。
ギャグがわかりづらい。

Nationality is derived from ethnicity. Read a dictionary. You might have U.S. citizenship but that doesn't make you an American by nationality. You lack the requisite shared blood and culture. You're just a foreigner exploiting a flawed legal structure - an arrogant guest.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Americans

retard

I wish

Because I'm a repressed Male-to-female trans. I think I'll transition in a few months.

I've heard of similar stories in blogs. Like Japanese women would get you arrested if you dont acknowledge their presence or hit on them. Do Japanese women do the first move or something?

Can we delete Australia

*racially, i am shit asian
if you're japanese or other honorable asian, you can say your ethnicity and never use the word "asian"

There were many namefags in this thread once.
A meme attacked them for all days and every day.
And then there were none.

Ferns are better than leaves.

Are you meme?

I am Korean.

:)

B-but 3 of those post were NZ……

it's the same place but with better coffee

彼女の「ミイラ」や「幸福の瞬間」読んだ
少し難しかった

>coffee
Anglos drink tea you cuck.

Korean Chinese Japanese in the house!

do you play lol? is zac a good champion?

doto betre

No, but once you make a move on that kind of girl, they go absolutely nuts.
I stopped dating girls younger than 26, although once they hit 30 they start getting anxious to get married

ちょっとブスそうな感じがするが、それもまた素晴らしい

>a cutie saw me reading norwegian wood in a cafe and told me 1Q84 was good.
Did you date?

I went to New Zealand once. There's literally coffee shops everywhere. Worse than fucking New York

>Norwegian Wood was my first Murakami book. It was a christmas gift from my mother and I really like it.
>"Johnny, this is your christmas gift, it's a book of Murakami Haruki! Mom hopes you will become a great person like him!"
>"Wow, thanks mom! Alright, I study hard and get a Nobel Prize!"
What a lovely, desirable family you had raised in. I bet your house has a fancy chimney and fireplace too.

Yeah tea isn't a big thing here.
Especially in Auckland where a small coffee is the size of a regular coffee anywhere else.

I knew it. They always try to pretend to be Japanese. That's even their stereotype.

>it has the highest crime rate (especially rape) in Japan.
>OSAKA
todo-ran.com/t/kijis/13991

主要都市の犯罪率は常に一位が大阪
大阪行かなかったら日本はだいたい安全

A meme in this thread has his special ability.
He is a genius of a joke.
It is said that no one was laughed at by his joke.

typo
wasn't*

So Canada has a lot of tea shops? It sounds like cute.

Let him be cute Japanese girl.

I would never order tea while out, because I don't trust the slimy degenerate servant staff to make it properly.

My family is poor. All we had growing up was books and library cards.

The only video game I had was a gameboy with pokemon red until nintendo DS came out. The only fun thing I could do was read books.

I only know about one tea house in my city and it's pretty great.
camellia-sinensis.com/en/tea-house

え、直子ちゃんは絶世の美女設定じゃなかったっけ・・?

Do you like literature so much and do you read books written in japanese?

Yes
Yes

the last god were not mine....

Do you use videochat? its like nicolive or tinychat or so.

>Do you like literature so much
Yes, it's the only reason why I havent killed myself yet

>do you read books written in japanese?
I read translations because my japanese sucks. I'll start reading japanese books when my japanese will be better.

>tea house
That's nice!
I wonder why there is almost no tea house in Japan when we drink green tea so much.
I drink green tea everyday but I can't remember I have had tea in tea shop... probably Kyoto has some of them though.

鮮人が暴れるほど鮮人が嫌われる
ロッテさっさと食われて死ね

>My family is poor.
Hey mines where too, I would read books and draw all the time. I really dont remember watching tv or video games until I was 12. Most of the books I read where horror books.

へへへ、すまんな

鮮人は自国でも内輪揉めしてるじゃん
そういう生き物なんだよ

>I really dont remember watching tv or video games until I was 12.
>didn't watch tv until 12
Were you born before WWII happened

喫茶店

I don't think reading books is symptomatic of poverty. Most poor people are too uncultured to encourage their children to do anything worthwhile like thinking or being creative.

That is meme () who uses wired words.
He struggles this thread.
And he replies himself somehow...

Thinking about buying an nice DSLR camera for when I move to Japan so I can take nice pictures, but I don't know if I want to spend most of my savings on a camera. Yodobashi Camera or Bic Camera aren't cheaper than Amazon, are they?

mine wasn't poor but my dad was against owning a tv so I also read all the time. looking back, I'm thankful of his decision

Most of 喫茶店 here are same as カフェ
They serve coffee, not tea, they have sometimes black tea or matcha tea, but rarely have green tea.

おめでとうまさか日本旗が盗るとは思わなかったよ幸運を

Yodobashi Camera has a fast delivery system.
In Japan, that is a better point than Amazon.

Why do you keep commenting your own posts?

But with Amazon Prime I can just get things delivered in 2 days.

日本語の小説を読むにはあまりに時間がかかる。

When I have a child in future, I wish I will be like your dad.

if you understand japanese, kakaku.com is useful. you can compare shop prices.

me too

Yeah it's a great place to relax. Technology is banned so you can't use your phone or computer while you are there. I go there to read of study.

I remember reading french children novels a lot. My first ''real'' book was Harry Potter. After that I just started reading everything. I was a big fan of fantasy or historic novels. I also read a few manga like dragon ball (got it banned at my school because my teacher saw Goku's penis), Shaman King and Slam Dunk.

> don't think reading books is symptomatic of poverty
I wasnt really poor. We always had enough money to eat, it's just that my parents had a lot of debt from before I was bornand it took them like 12 years to pay them off. I didnt have any luxury items before I was like 12 or 13 (beside a gameboy). My parents are fairly educated so we always had books at home, it was important for them. They made a lot of sacrifices for me and my brother.

I agree with this. When I see my young cousins in front of the TV all the time I feel sorry for them.

Good night everyone, I had fun tonight but it's getting really late.

Because Yodobashi Camera is in Japan,
there are some their shops around customers usually.
That sometimes delivers in a day.

What I meant by poor was lower middle class with lots of debt poor.

Not really poverty.

I got it.
It is your post, isn't it?
Don't make a thread dirty pls.

...

儲かってまっか?

tokorode by the way tte douiu imi nano?
magical spell

ぼちぼちでんな

i am looking forward to next chance someday. see you then m8

Too much American hatred in this thread...

I like America.
And American in this thread may not be American probably, but I don't know the details.

fat

shart

landwhale

In

It seems that thread froze for the reason of meme's joke in previous thread again.
he always breaks the thread.

>2CHのニュース速報をみるとちょっと日本人を怖がる
今時の日本でニュー速を見てるなんて宣言したら嘲笑の的にされるよ。

at least, I like american music

九分って日本人沢山いる?

good night

キチガイネトウヨに乗っ取られてからはもうまともな議論なんて出来なくなってるからな

日本人て煙草吸わない事に命かけてるな
モラル崩壊しているくせに

ポーランド語とチェコ語が根強い人気を持ってる日本。

昔ぬ即にクソスレ立てまくってたわ
我ながら信じられん
古きよき時代だ

ここの今の管理人さんもたまに降臨していた
ぬ即

supermarket

How many suicides do you see per week in a large city?

tokyo trains are delayed almost every week by people jumping in front of them

ただいまぞい

youtube.com/watch?v=mVw5HKanadw

おかえり
barbarossa

I've never seen

>大阪行かなかったら日本はだいたい安全

>1 大阪府 1,335件 1.51件
>2 東京都 1,067件 0.80件

this osaka meme is getting old you kanto jap

そうですか

わかりません

見ることはなかったが電車通勤して車内モニターみると首都圏で必ず毎日三件は人身事故で止まっていたよ

先生、質問です!
台湾の動画共有サイトといえばドコですか?

>rape crime per 10,000 pop
1. Osaka 1.51
2. Fukuoka 1.00
3. kyoto 0.83
4. Tokyo 0.80

Osaka is about twice ahead of Tokyo, that's incredibly high....

I haven't browsed Taiwan site for a long time

多い日は4~5件だった
数えていたからね

横だけどビリビリ動画だろ

大阪は日本的じゃないからね
スラムみたいな所と高級住宅街ってのがあって場所によって全然雰囲気が違う
まぁ外の人間が知らずに迷い込むと、、、

Thank you for リアクション
ビリビリ動画観てきます

全世帯の何割か?が生活保護なのだろう
それはすさむわな

briexitの次の日も電車止まってたなw

youtube.com/watch?v=XVt80tm3L7Y
ありあな

大阪の犯罪率は移民受け入れの多さもあるよな
ホームレスだって7~8割他府県出身者なんだろ?

When I went to Tokyo for about one week, Chuou-sen stopped twice.

>number of reported rapes
1. osaka 1,335件
2. tokyo 1,067件
>ignoring the number of rapes

>大阪は日本的じゃないからね
zitto animale

i'll make new thread?

do whatever the fuck you want

Dailymotion

No I will make

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東京だってホームレスは大抵他県出身だよ
大阪の奴はいちいち和歌山の流れ者が犯罪してるとか言うよね

Made

You like? I didn't expect it. :)

fuck off

Because she dance with her panties showing.

大阪は社会問題が偏りすぎてて、人権と言ったら同和、在日といったら朝鮮、といった具合に多岐に渡る問題が歪められる。
貧困も障碍者・女性問題も全て一種類の人権専門家が扱う。
東南アジアヨーロッパ中東も全て一種類の外国人専門家が扱う。
だから反感を生みトラブる。ネットはその縮図。大阪人が多いのだろうか

本当に日本じゃない
デパートの靴売り場で「これもっと安くしろや!!」っておばさんが叫んでる

>本当に日本じゃない
>デパートの靴売り場で「これもっと安くしろや!!」っておばさんが叫んでる
>old ladies yelling makes the country less japanese

wew
did an old lady beat you to the 50% off rice?

一種類?
人権当局のことかね

desu

なんかそれもわからんけど、"人権教育"とかいうのを受けない地域の人間は、
人権問題が同和だけを表すことを知って驚く。朝鮮問題もその延長だろう。
関西の人間はここから先は全く話が通じないと思うが、
普通は"障碍者高齢者女性子供外国人貧困者失業者"等々が連想されるジャンル。
たぶんあなたもこの受け答えは無視するだろう。それは洗脳教育されているから。