/brit/

Why are there so many smart people on this board?

not sure i know what you mean la

disagree

i don't have a mic, I had to remove the screen from my laptop and attach an external monitor and the mic was in that.

regardless you would all bully me anyway weather my accent was strong or not

>tfw you try it with birds on the dancefloor all night but have little luck into 3am where they're too drunk to realise I'm ugly

youtube.com/watch?v=wgT4sjRiLAY

Lee him alon

neither are canadians.

OOCK UGGGH NUUNNGGGA

not sure why you had to bring this in mate

a bit hurtful

I agree especially with the new show. I kept skipping around on the videos eagerly awaiting the funny parts until I realized that there wouldn't be any

whether*

need a maid to bully

post king dede

what will the alt-rightists do when they realize that Sam Hyde is satirizing them?

I just think you're really dull people.

Very aloof too.

>to

Have you seen episode 5?

I truly believe it's their best work thus far

call him a cuck probably, what else

i will post it

ah, quite

Call him a Jew.

no and I don't plan on it

why are you so obssesed with him? xD

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blud i am CREASIN if dis yank pussyole tink e can cum down dese /brit/ endz and start talkin some buuuuullshit blud kmt swear dahn mandem gonna get da skeng n BRUK him up n ting ya get me

canacucks, you know the drill. get the fuck out so I can enjoy my night on the 'chon please

Watching power on netflix*tm symbol* lads

Speaking of Jews anyone seen the janny recently?

We won't bully you desu

Bet it sounds cute x

>tfw too smart for IQ tests
If I ever took one, it would probably be a high number

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have a differential equations exam this coming tuesday

need to be able to do higher order as well as seperating of variables and i have no idea where to even begin haha

at least i can put together and compute a wronskian but i have no idea what to do after that

any maths lads feels free to help

>watching CNN
you reckon the traditional 'Nuu Yauwk' accent will get eroded by 'ethnic' influences the way the London/Cockney one already has?

I would had I the mic, maybe sometime soon I'll plug my webcam in for you or something

where is toot poster though, is he using a proxy to avoid me or what?

There was a thread on Cred Forums once where almost everyone got 130+
Quite revealing as it was mostly pattern recognition

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accents and languages as a rule are constantly in flux so yes

No because that accent is rooted in more areas than just the city proper namely the rest of Long Island and the surrounding New York/New Jersey counties which are overwhelmingly white

They say this is a big rich town
I just come from the poorest part

online iq tests are based on time, if you just guess questions as fast as possible you'll probably get 90+

trying to make out which teams are playing x

>maybe sometime soon I'll plug my webcam in for you or something

w-why

It's 5:32am in France you fucking autist

>Teenagers born since the turn of the millennium are the most socially conservative and thrifty generation since the Second World War.

>The newly classified Generation Z are much less likely to approve of gay marriage, transgender rights or the legalisation of cannabis than Baby Boomers, Millennials or Generation X, a study has found. They also have a much more prudent approach to saving and spending than any generation, except those born in 1945 or before.

>The study questioned more than 2,000 people on a range of issues and categorised respondents by their age.

thetimes.co.uk/article/teenagers-oppose-gay-marriage-and-shun-tattoos-f2rf0td0b

There is hope for the future lads

well webcam is only thing I have with a mic so I could vocaroo, sorry if I wasnt clear

hi toot poster

I found it revealing because being good at pattern recognition is apparently a sign of autism

Are you going to show me your bumhole

can't wait til Trump gets elected and this Mexican goes to work building the wall so he won't have any time to post here anymore

here we do not give a fuck about his wall hahahahaha

The japanese gf got blacked again lads. This is like the 6th time.

Why does god fuck with me so much.

>2,000 people

Wow it's nothing

business idea: dog food for humans that provides essential daily calories and vitamins in bland, uninspiring food for a low price

What's this "alt right" shit? Is it a recent term invented by the yank media relating to Trump? It's not used over here is it?

things are cyclical
desu I know my younger sister doesn't like gays or trannies

pictures PLEASE lad

Yes, we call that American cuisine

>Is it a recent term invented by the yank media
yes
Yanks need simplistic black and white answers to everywhing

lol

Poutine is not American

Gonna make some bread sticks lads
Lemme know if you want any :3

Found the bender

You'll be swinging from a lamppost soon enough you sick fuck

lol

Not posting any lewds because I'm torrenting and I don't want to have to reconnect.

Bunch of irrelevant Cred Forums and reddit shitposters on twitter that the media are trying to hype up and make an issue because they want shit to use against Trump

Giz one la'

use your phone mate

speaking of jews

Sometimes the captcha shows these shitty little concrete huts or rundown shacks with the storefronts and I always just think "this must be what the average home in Mexico looks like"

nah

Censored
javbus.com/en/star/n0l

Un-censored
javbus.com/en/uncensored/star/kvy

Aight
Want some marinara for dipping?

>how do statistics work

Sometimes you underestimate the influence and autism/pol/ has I guess - en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right

I mean I agree with issues Cred Forums is concerned about but they're way too.. dedicated to being miserable for me to browse there

Shut the fuck up you leverets

Hey, what is everyone listening to right now?

are you a homosexual?

Nothing
Watching college football

my wife getting pounded

scary monsters and nice sprites by skrillex

Watching UCLA BYU

Yes and I have a great black husband you fucking conservative cunt

Texas @ Cal here

main event about to start

p2pfree.net/view-live-video/canelo-alvarez-vs.-liam-smith/165380.html

c80d6bfbd67dc9344acaa9fe6986995de720f70d

I'm not conservative, why would you get married?

Think my future gf is in Gen Z lads.

Might postpone my suicide for a while.

que viva el canelito alvarez!

do you like valentina hot sauce

i like to think i'm smart but in reality i'm pretty fucking retarded hahahahahaha

i don't get why you consistently post here, no one ever replies to you are wants to hear you.

no offence but are you actually on the spectrum?
you seem to be

wat?

>when someone types 'your' when it should be 'you're'

Just can't take there opinion seriously after that.

some pirates already know that i do not want replies

Kill yourself fucking scumbag

I like Mexibro his nonsensical posts are the antithesis to the sour and gloom brit posts

I mix them up sometimes, not because I don't know the difference between the two but because sometimes im just typing fast and don't realise my mistake before posting

in short its not a big deal

DO YOU LIKE VALENTINA SALSA, YES OR NO

your are man

>POOXAS

I feel a wank coming on lads

Any good interracial scenes you can reccomend?

i do not know who is valentina salsa

emo music

youtube.com/watch?v=3Ez7vi-kQdM

>there opinion

>could of

Teeming for a heeming desu

>when people don't know the difference between affect and effect and just fucking use whichever they feel like

Drives me up the wall like you wouldn't believe.

youtube.com/watch?v=apKlujp4Weo

Anything with:
>Priya Rai
>Cody Bryant/America Moore
>Lexington Steel

but nuts that Hitler was only in power for a bit over 11 years and yet he's arguably one of the most influential men of the modern era.

bit silly to get mad over grammar on the chon

>even black yanks are britaboos for grime
really makes you think

youtu.be/zb_bDui7zoo
ruined a classic instrumental

just redditors do

Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. Your wife's son is Nigerian. And then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?

Sincerely,
lets just all live and let live.

never in my life have I heard an american talk about grime

still not even sure what it is

goebbels jerked off with this book, it countained a lot of information on how to defeat stalin, and how to label him as a mass murderer

Black Brits are MASSIVE Yankboos for Black Yanks desu

I came up with this gimmick just so you know

The Nigerian wife's son was my genius addition

So go ahead and enjoy the (You)s but just know that I was ahead of you and likely always will be

See ya around, kid

It's hard to fathom how retarded people who share this are.

I fertilise my garden with cow shit but don't want a dung on my pillow.

It's trap with a British accent

Vete a la mierda XDXDXDXDXDXD

>british accent

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youtube.com/user/serpentza/videos

Good channel desu

>trap
everyone who listens to this should die a slow painful death immediately

His wife is hot

never been a huge rap fan though I do listen to it sometimes.

honestly prefer blues/jazz/OG rock as my golliwog music of choice

have been watching him for about 4 years now. crazy to watch his channel grow into what it is now

disrespectful.

Sam Hyde?

>honestly prefer blues/jazz/OG rock as my golliwog music of choice

>Your beer is German
actually it's from yorkshire

check mate lefties

Jazz is unironically the greatest American invention in music ever

if u hate me ur an anti-semite
haha thats illegal u cant be an anti-semite

kill yourself fucking scumbag

2
jazz is literally fedora shite

watching boxing and have spee open

as soon as fights start everyone even the yanks (who have no clue) start talking about how much they all hate scousers and shit

:/ just sick of all the hate sometimes y'know. I havn't been abusive to anyone for weeks

>haha thats illegal u cant be an anti-semite
*looks it up*
*it's true*

i bet the jews were behind this

can't even imagine the sort of mental maggot who doesn't at least appreciate Jazz for what it has done for music.

also Blues too, modern rock all comes from it

youtube.com/watch?v=QzC_rGX-XyM

I wholly expect the Alt-Right to completely dissipate within 2 years

yeah much better than the lightbulb, telephone, assembly line, etc.

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why are white people the best race? what led to it?

>can't even imagine the sort of mental maggot who doesn't at least appreciate Jazz

circumstance

...

>jazz is literally fedora shite
youtube.com/watch?v=jp-cwoZWoGA

classy

>in music

Are you being retarded on purpose?

its been building for a long time now so I doubt it
"alt-right" is a meaningless media term for old baby boomers to understand who the baddies are.

havent been on in months. any updates on poleaboo?

sounds like a shitty 90's sitcom opening theme

terrible

>arguing with some thickhead philistine about music

He killed himself

>unironically liking jazz
He might be retarded but so are you

Fair enough

that makes it even more comfy

died in a standoff with the constables

>"alt-right" is a meaningless media term for old baby boomers to understand who the baddies are.

shut the fuck up you try-hard

Cred Forums used the term long before the media had

Cred Forums affixes it to themselves with pride

yoba

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>was like these

Idiot

youtu.be/pNuUNHlsPgI?t=1m29s

that is the joke dumbass pirate

tinyurl com / hk3d2vl
Too bad she retired.

jazz? more like spaz cause it sounds like you gave someone with tourettes an instrument

why wouldn't I like it? its fantastic music and has a great free flowing demeanor.

considering you sound like the sort of mong who listens to video game soundtracks and can't talk about anything other than games, memes and TV I can't imagine your opinion having much value.

>>arguing with some thickhead philistine about music

Jimmy neutron:boy genius

aaaaj the second mexicANO

considering the song you just linked and the photo you just posted you have similarly shit taste

Headline: "Runt Seeks High-Horse, Finds None"

ohh no another mexican is here

>why wouldn't I like it? its fantastic music and has a great free flowing demeanor.
>considering you sound like the sort of mong who listens to video game soundtracks and can't talk about anything other than games, memes and TV I can't imagine your opinion having much value.

What is that from?

bloody hell not more mexicans

one was exceeding our limit.

Really hope this cucknadian is trying to be fedora'd
No one can be this autistic

the english is fucking incorrect you stupid spic

*posts anime shite*
look how patrician i am guizzeXDD

pirate scumbags

>/brit/ has become unfunny yanks, tasteless Canadians and legitimately autistic Mexican's

ah yes how lovely

The Mighty Boosh

I'd like to see your enlightened taste bud

the sun has set 2bqh

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Is it worth checking out?

the aussie asshole is here

go bum a koala

>I'd like to see your enlightened taste bud

Evening lads
I'm absolutely off my face

ah yes
an absolute classic

The autistic Aussie is here lads

>why yes i am from canada

Another one,another one,another one and another one

haahahahha the pirates are going to explode

>ah yes
>an absolute classic

never seen an australian post something funny before. its usually just edgy teenage humor

why? any comment you make is void considering you

a) have shit taste
b) are a poorly spoken half-wit who watches anime

you're either 14 or autistic, either way you should fuck off because you're not wanted

fuck off back to your own threads, refugee vermin

it's another episode of "yank over-exaggerates or even lies to himself because he can't construct a correct argument"

hmmm

kill yourself fucking scumbag

good post

:)

yay

rasheed

everytime I bully you to tears you disappear for a day or two and scuttle back like a beaten dog only to continue your yokel tripe

hang from the rafters donkey-boy

>it's another episode of "yank over-exaggerates or even lies to himself because he can't construct a correct argument"
>hmmm

Australians are superior to mexicans

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complete opposite of rasheed actually. only 'sheeds like cuckada because trudeau will personally suck their cocks when they come over there

right bud, you got triggered along with the Yank and now you're just slinging shit.
to be expected though, all Aussies are mostly teenagers on here and generally not too bright regardless.

It is if you like bizarre comedies

fedora fight lads

>all yanks and aussies
lol we see the target memester demographic

>right bud, you got triggered along with the Yank and now you're just slinging shit.
>to be expected though, all Aussies are mostly teenagers on here and generally not too bright regardless.

>y-your le triggered dude! a-and it must only be just one yank replying to me, I can't read post times!

strawpoll.me/11248654
strawpoll.me/11248654
strawpoll.me/11248654

canadians literally fuck off

theres one thing i want in this world and thats to rep out over 405 on the bench

thats legit beastmode

Alright lad if you're that bothered why did you bring it up at all?
its alright to not like jazz, but getting this offended is embarrassing.

Amerisharts,too

>to be expected though, all Aussies are mostly teenagers on here and generally not too bright regardless
>''h-here's a fact i whipped out of nowhere that i hope is true otherwise my retort is completely baseless"

yep jazz is fucking shit

i.4cdn.org/sp/1474173855356.webm

check this out lads

another expectant persuasive post
sill haven't seen what your supposedly good taste is....

just praying it isn't some Zelda OST or something horrible like that.

I didn't even talk about your shitty fucking jazz, just hopped in here because you're a massive faggot
>why u so mad bro? XD
reddit tier retort as expected

aMeRiShaRtS

why act like it then?
Aussies in general are pretty stupid

Jimmy neutron:bοy genius

>another expectant persuasive post
>sill haven't seen what your supposedly good taste is....

>just praying it isn't some Zelda OST or something horrible like that.

What a great discussion of British culture we're having here laddos

We homestuck now

woah easy bud easy.
you don't need to listen to jazz if you don't want to or if it makes you have gay thoughts.

canadians need to be bullied

>why act like it then?

i didn't, i coherently lambasted you for having terrible taste despite bragging otherwise

you're a pathetic spaz who can't even argue properly now, you have no grounds to judge anything or even post here

Anyone want an apple?

yeah fuck off now no one wants you here

slept too much today lads.
absolutely hate feeling lethargic and shitty.

bit sweaty

hmm
Doesn't look like an apple to me.........

that is an orange

SPICY FEDORA BATTLE

kill yourself fucking scumbag

its sad you can't appreciate replying to fedora bait with an album that has a fedora on the cover.

now we see the Aussie on the defensive, no need to get so angry, all I asked was for something good quality and you took it as a personal attack, makes me take your opinions a lot less seriously ngl.

I'm about to lock you up in my runt cage you cretinous microbe

Very important poll lads

strawpoll.me/11248703

wish Big J wouldn't get upset if i posted NSFW content 2bh

spicy meal

>ad you can't appreciate replying to fedora bait with an album that has a fedora on the cover.
ah yes, this was hilarious. classic comedy
>w-why u mad bro?
jesus christ

>I'm super mad so please leave
naw don't think so

wheres the kill yourself option

holy shit you need to take an honest look at yourself and make some serious changes

could the lad who was posting the traps earlier continue

So,we have a new story today guys.

why are Americans so angry all the time,
is it the small penises?

>literally paki tier

Only applicable for P3

ay dios mio una vela grande!

>draw perfect integral symbol
>realize i made a mistake
>have to erase it

I can't sleep.

My dick is bigger than yours

*picks up the canadian runt*
Alright, that's it. You gotta go
*walks him squealing out of /brit/*

i got a 7.5 inch log splitter lad
dont be prejudice

>took it as a personal attack
Nothing I've said has suggested so, you carried on like a yokel and I treated you as such

>makes me take your opinions a lot less seriously ngl.
voided, see above

Considering how inarticulate you are, how poor you construct arguments and how much you've invested in this I highly doubt you were fedora baiting

even so, the fact that I didn't once fedora you and you still carried on like a wounded animal is petty enough

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NEW STORY TODAY GUYS,I ALSO HAVE TO DO A DOUBLE UPLOAD

Come on muchacho, you know those eyes aren't nearly red enough for an authentic latino simpsons meme.

I want to leave the UK

Ah yes, passive aggressive fedoraposting, very good

can't decide who's worse, yanks, mexicans or canadians. It's like you're all trying as hard as you can to be the saddest cunts in thread

"the wolf cares not about the opinion of sheep"

this must be the mantra that carries us forward into a new era where the white man will again rule dominant

we can no longer stand by while the leftists and their brown hordes destroy western civilization

be strong of body and mind and conviction and care not about breaking the taboos that the liberals have created surrounding the very survival of our people

and yet you still can't carry through with your original reason for getting so flustered.
I'm not Joe Zawinul so I'm not really bothered if you don't like his music, I just want to see what you think is so much better if that is as "awful" as you say.

honestly the way you've carried on with your pathetic attempts to cover your own ass and patch up your losing argument is astounding.
you sound like some 15 year old piecing together big words to sound official.

It's the Aussies actually.

>leave the thread for a while
>some other canadian blows in to fill the void
>ruins it all
fuck up cunt

Looks like my double uploads has caused quite the controversy

>it's a 'friend sharing weed posts on facebook again' episode

Ahh yes

[TRIGGER WARING]
may cause runts to have a fit

youtube.com/watch?v=fcOyAghr4pI

>Ah yes, passive aggressive fedoraposting, very good

New story

shut up loser

post jewdick

aussies are fine by me
they are just brits in the sun

yanks are just on cringe wavelength

NEW STORY GUYS

fuck off or i'll shatter your weak girly chin you bender

see: I've not "covered my own arse" at all lmao

i've literally just been hounding you for the last like 20 minutes

>"hmmm maybe if I tell him that HE'S losing"

everything you've said I've already said, note that you're calling me 15 now (despite suggesting that you're less articulate that a 15 year old lmao) and that one of my first posts was me calling you 14

ah yes, taste reflecting on your argument ability, poetry

My grandfather was a Hungarian Jew who came to the UK as a kid. Does that make me eligible for an Israeli passport?

I just want to GTFO out of the UK

more news for today

What's his face meant to convey

t. Aussie expat bar worker in London

Aussies are the niggers of the Anglosphere and everyone knows it.

ah yes
some passive urban vagina talking tough on le big bad 4chins
don't tell mum!

new story guys.

this aussie is ripping apart this cucknadian

MORE NEWS!!!!

making a little hat for my willy

more news!

>it's a "every deep house song on the radio has the exact same piano melody" episode

Hmm yes the pinnacle of talent

all I'm asking is for a little clarification and you can;t even deliver something so simple, not even more in depth reasoning.
its really depressing when you try to talk about something and the replies you get are from some chinless outback mouthbreather who can barely string a few thoughts together.

maybe I do have shit taste, who knows, but I'd like to see good taste if I am to compare to the "shit", I've tried to simplify thing for you the best I can do.

I'll try drawing a picture next.

yes
dunno why would you though

you want to fucking go mate? i'll have you know i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse, one strong enough to withstand even the most powerful nor'easter
order your chinese food because it's the last solid meal you'll ever be able to eat

pic related, it's me
think on

Anywhere is better than this place, trust me

MORE NEWS

post slags

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new

NEWS YAY LOL

>all I'm asking is for a little clarification

clarification on what? If you're seeking to reaffirm your taste by comparing my music to yours, does that discount the fact that you were "fedora baiting"? or were you sincere in your music taste?

Or are you just clawing for any sort of superiority you can get so you don't have to face the fact that you were wrong in bragging about having good taste

>who can barely string a few thoughts together.
sheer irony, I think your pride is blurring your vision on this one

can't imagine the picture you'd draw would be much good considering everything else you've vomitted out

news.