You wake up in Alberta

>You wake up in Alberta

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where?

alberta

Looks like Eastern Montana, 2bh.

How nice this is, oh how wonderful! Now I don't have to live in my shit state anymore.

Thanks Canadabro.

Which was infested by niggers and mosquitoes btw. Also the weather was very shitty, like humid and hot almost.

Guess what state it was, Canayydian.

Florida

this place looks quite nice its like a town superman would live in

Close, you have 2 tries left.

georgia or louisiana

Goddamnit! Why do I keep waking up in other countries?!
Steal a car and start the long drive home

Nothing changes

Take a train back to BC

Yes, Louisiana is right.

Congratulations. You've won!

Now just put up your credit card number and you can receive a full Alienware desktop computer! Shipping and handling all free!

my credit card number is these dubs

I would immediately start to weaken and eventually die.
It happens to all maritimers when we get too far from the sea.

no mine

On another note, the next person to roll dubs wins a free trip to Detroit.

t. Alberta Barbosa

Congrats user.

wew lad

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Kill myself. I'd rather be dead than surrounded by inbred idiot rednecks. Either that or make a run for BC

>wake up in Alberta
>everything is square

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Everything is square in the US as well due to the Public Land Survey System.

>Either that or make a run for BC
you'd make a run for black cock?
How canadian of you.

Typical swede

shut up

I thought it was mildly amusing.

Nigga where u etown 4 lif

i'm here

big boy

Where the fuck is the snow and maple trees

quebec

Alberta is in the U.S.
Everything west of Québec is desu

You're not wrong 2bh. Metric Road Signs and plastic money are the only differences I found in my travels through Ontario.

so.... flames or oilers?

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Of the two, Flames

are you fucking retarded?

Cred Forums has given idiots too much confidence.

pol?

pretty truthful image tbqh. I feel more kinship with fellow Atlantic Canadians than with someone from Ontario. they might as well be from fucking Texas or California.

America can annex everything west of Ottawa, and give Ottawa to Quebec, 2bh.

I feel the same way

Fuck off frogboy.

>frogboy
No

that's even worse

>New Brunswick
>Large French community
>Not Frogs

You're either a frog or an inbred, congrats.

Better inbred French and Anglos than the multicultural hell that is the west.

I dunno m8 my town is 95% white the only nonwhites I see are working fast food jobs and driving cabs.

My entite Province is 95.7% white, almost entirely French and Anglo and 2.5% First Nations/Metis.
Even our fast foodies and cab drivers are white.

Good for you, shame your province is so poor they rely on handouts from mine

I consider the endemic poverty a more than fair tax to live in the best part of the New World.
Average income in Alberta is $92,300, in NB it's $59,300

I would gladly pay $33,000 a year to not have to live out west.

dumb trailer park boi doesn't know how economics work

Yeah I guess you would since none of your cousins are over here to fuck, Cletus.