/cum/

no

nah

no

>tfw no american bf

Playing the new For honor alpha lads, it's actually good

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>jewbisoft

This really killed the excitement. Waiting for Nioh and Nier for my action game fill.

Quebec is American clay
Therefore any Quebecois is American

Awful lot of danganfriends on int

Does this mean my chances of acquiring an American bf are greater?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

Eh, I'll never understand brand loyalty or scorn. If the product is good, it's good. I mean, ubisoft has done good shit in the past, even if they regularly fuck us now.

yes

Fuck this bullshit i'm in British Columbia right now but since I'm posting from TELUS on my fucking phone that's american it will give me an american flag FUK

It's not brand loyalty, big publishers just have a tendency of fucking the developers by messing with the development cycle and putting cancerous shit in their games.

QUEBEC VS. ANGLO CANADA GO

What part of BC? It might be an American part.

Anglo-atlantic Canada>Quebec>Acadia>Franco Ontario>.........>rest of Canada

Can't wait until Halloween desu

>ORANGE
>PROPERTIES

Poor BC, they're called British because there was an American Columbia but then we went and changed it to Washington so it wouldn't be confused with the District of Columbia. Didn't even fix the problem

It's irrational hatred of a game based on the publisher because of brand hatred. Shit's good mane.

my ding ding dong

It's the middle of September

cumgirl's hair looks majestic but her pig nose is showing

Quebecers are swarthier than Anglos, why is the woman in pic related blonde?

Fuck September. Ash vs The Evil Dead comes back in October, and Godzilla comes here too

I am ethnically British so I don't care.

Because the frogs are delusional.

Cause the Anglo is Asian

:(

This

I'm sorry but you guys are, in general. Nothing against you personally bud. I'm sure you're a good guy.

why are canadian posters so /r9k/-tier on Cred Forums

It's fine.
A question I have about BC: Is it true what they say about the large population of asians?
Always thought that was just a meme.

Well I still have a beach day in a week and October doesn't work for beach weather here. Also fall reminds me that winter is coming and 1 I hate winter and 2 GOT isn't back yet

i want a toy finn

rude

dildo or shit? source either way?

Who cares when canada is your countryfu?

why?

You got a problem with Asians bub?

reasons

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472865860789.webm
p-please...

Vancouver and Richmond have a lot of Asians, and Surrey has a lot of Indians, but you won't find a lot of them outside of their ghetto condensed areas of the city.

Even going one town over they almost disappear.

Basically they all just go to where the others are and shit up that area while white people move further inland and North to get away from them.

Only if they are Chinese

youtube.com/watch?v=ZvWIYNfOCOc

nice

I saw Platoon a few days ago

my jam

Good music

My boyfriend is reeing at me

Post comfy toons

>reeeee stop blogging about me on your chinese anime imageboards

Forgot link lol
youtube.com/watch?v=yFTvbcNhEgc

youtube.com/watch?v=7BgzrfUA8lo

>tfw only like mainstream stuff like a pleb
youtube.com/watch?v=a7SouU3ECpU

youtube.com/watch?v=zLcH53AG4nQ
My music is not the best.

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>tfw I love mainstream stuff and also listen to a lot of unknown shit

youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY

I'm enjoying the lurking but I must sleep now

Enjoy the night buds

hope u die in ur sleep

Rude

Don't worry. Everyone die in their sleep but they come back to life right when they wake up ^_^

You aren't a true American unless you enjoy root beer

>tfw drank root beer for dinner with a pub burger

Nah, birch beer or nothing

Let me tell you 'cause it's damn hard to thrive, yo
when everywhere you go you're confronted by the five-oh
Denied the
right to be a saint
Now axe me if I'm with that shit...
'cause I ain't
They found 10 grams, siezed my whip and took my knife, knife
That's trailer park life.

Barqs>A&W>Mug>Dad's

switch mug's and A&W

how old do you have to be to kill yourself and not make it seem edgy?

35+

pornhub deleted one of my comments because i said VIXEN looked the same as BLACKED and TUSHY but with serifs and less black people wew

fuck

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hahaha penis poo

Do you not watch porn or something?

>commenting on porn
Why would you ever do that?

I am confused who actually posts on fucking pornhub
you can only go so low on the social ladder

youtube.com/watch?v=a_abyrFy4yQ

i like getting tons of likes for posting stupid shit desu

(You)s are not enough

S I N A L O A
I
N
A
L
O
A

close but no cigar

Russia just declared war on Georgia, again.

what did u do 2day?

played a lotta video games

Sauce ?

What'd you play?I have 314 games on steam, a lot that I haven't played. But I only play like Cities: Skylines or R6: Siege, sometimes I just look at the games and don't play anything because I can't bring myself to commit to it.

Super metroid and a super mario world randomizer

for the first time in months, I dont feel burnt out on vidya

What is your opinion on making people sing to whales? Animal cruelty or human tourist cruelty?

wanked to mercy graves buds. played a porn game with DC characters in it

nice rig

who else here reppin glo gang

Played vidya, watched Seinfeld, smoked dank marijuanas, went to work, came home, jerked off, and now I'm gonna smoke some more and watch Trailer Park Boys
Too bad I'm at the shitty seasons now, but I like the main characters enough to watch it anyway
Imo after Season 11 ties up the loose ends of Season 10 (and 9) they should just end the show, maybe make another movie or two, and then just continue Swearnet and the TPB weekly podcast

>tfw your CFB team is shit but pulls off miracle upsets against a top 15 team

It's actually got no water, just pure terp flavor to my face.

>tfw no medical card

I'm going to watch the Silent Hill films, only the first one today, to celebrate my CVS being stocked with Halloween shit this early.

Does Montana have medical? AZ is voting to legalize recreational in November.

Yeah, we have medical. I wish we would hurry up and legalize recreational use.
Spokane is just a few hours away though :^)

Wish jody foster did nudes before she got old and dyke looking

I hate hay fever so much

I've been feeling down these days and the only thing that cheers me up is going outside and walk/shop/drive around/etc.

But I can't do anything outside since I automatically start feeling like shit and my alergy pills won't help me.

I hate the trees people plant here with every fiber of my being. We could have just had palmtrees and cacti but nooooooooo

she was pretty hot in Elysium

Have you thought about getting an imumnization? I know some people that did it and don't have no problems anymore. Obviously I don't know how much it costs in Mexico, because I have no real clue about mexico in general.

wish she did nudes back in the 70s

HUUSH HUSH
KEEP IT DOWN NOW
VOICES CARRY

I'm getting an appointment on Monday so I think I'll mention that to the doctor

I don't know if it'll cost a lot either, but assuming it's not something that only private doctors do then it'll be free because m-muh free healthcare.

Thanks for the tip user :D

RNH barely started an hour ago and you fags are already asleep
Wht the fuck I hate /cum/ now

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Is awooing allowed?

Awooing is absolutely forbidden here
Unless you show us your tits ofc

sowwy for not posting /cum/-chan...

Huh...wow

NYC BTFO

she looks very pale

lolis are cute

I had this small bit of dried tissue inside my nostril and I picked at it. I peeled it too far back and now I can't take it off because it hurts if I pull it. Like when you pull a hangnail too far back

and if you don't know now u know niqqa

>those are some disgusting fucking feet.

youtube.com/watch?v=R20f-TPKjzc

>tfw I said that the US hasn't been confronted with terror, besides San Bernadino and the two attacks on the WTC and today shit gets blown up

I hope you're all okay.

>tfw you go out on date and just embarrass yourself and fumble over everything
trying was a mistake. I hope my bed devours me and lets me sleep for 100 years so I can just forget everything

At least you tried. Eventhough it might have been embarassing for you, you moved a step foreward. The more you try, the more comfortable you'll become and your chances of success will grow.

I'm in love with Boston accents

nigga, bitches are easy to lay. Just be smooth, lighten things up by makin em laugh.

it's almost 4:00 am and i'm JUST about to take a shower

anime is sexist as fuck.

Why id canada such a slut towards america and mexico?

What do you mean? They are our friends

what is denmark?

our fancy hat

why are US terrorists so shit?
nobody even died lmao git gud
"most powerful nation" my ass

we don't have powerful networks and cells like yurop. Just lone wolves

>damage control

ooh ok yeah that makes sense bud :)

>US "terrorists"

BRAND NEW CHOON!!

youtube.com/watch?v=OIfjmjNTNro

mn.mk/aktuelno/12369-Predlog-donacija-na-zemjiste-za-Donald-Tramp

In October 2001, Mark Wahlberg met with the Vietnamese families of agent orange victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made Huey noises and mimicked two F-4's dropping napalm. He then picked up the deformed child of a deformed victim and whispered into her ear "Vietnam fucking shits, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attacks on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Marky Mark became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

>proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attacks on the small child

>typical american gun enthusiast

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Heh......

Name one problem balkanization wouldn't fix.

you took too much of Nevada.

I'm buying a boat today lads, it's shitty but still I've never owned a boat.

Also buying it kinda late because it's gonna be fall soon then winter but I'm still hyped

well you have the whole winter to fix it, so you can use it in the coming spring.

Oh boy, another beautiful morning

Good morning user

All these niggas clones
Tryna copy what I'm on
Nigga get your own
Tryna pick a nigga bone

wow dead thread

I was going to ask if it's pathetic to get fast food breakfast on your birthday but I won't get a response in time. rip

No
Happy birthday

How often do Mexicans, in their daily life, actually scream "Ariba, ariba!" and fire pistols into the air?

>only getting one word responses with a long wait between them from a friend

why do I always fuck things up

I hate that shit, stop talking to that cunt

Sounds like you are having pally problems

Morning, buds.

What did they mean by this window decal?

The husband sometimes likes when his wife is a slave to fat slug man

/drugs/

Not into them, but it should be legal in the so called land of the free.

Post dick

haha went out with the lads today

regreting it already

Post best girl instead

COOOOOOOL

>watching video on youtube with a friend about some guy in the woods
>me "yeah i think this guy's from autstalia"
>friend "oh really? that makes it even cooler, i thought he was american"

Why do americans hate their own country so much that when you say something is foreign (as if australia is that foreign) they immediately like it more. I thought only women did this but my friend is a guy

Well Americans are fat retards
I guess there's your answer

wtf i hate america now!

suh bruhs

Hahahaha

hay

Haven't jacked off in a few days boys. I'm gonna so a big one after I finish these pancakes.

morning, /cum/

It's Sunday.

Can you record a video of the cumshot for us?

hello

>anime and communism

i dont think this semen slurping general is for me

tsaukki taukki

oh Germany, so wild and energetic today, arent ya?

hows the army life, Latvia

It is the best defense against foreigners.

Blacks are sooo easily triggered in their little containment thread

nothings been happening this month, we're gonna buy some artillery finally

also the US sponsored munitions depot is done

>I live a happy and fulfilling life

that's probably what the other guy wants too.

>Implying whites aren't easily triggered

Ok

I got rejected just a few hours ago

Can I get some friendly (You)'s pls?

>65050878
eat shit and die

Other chans fucking suck takes a full day for anyone to respond to shit

Why do elitist autists still hate this site

Nigger detected

>Non British or Australian person insults someone they're not familar with and then claim it was banter

>65050878

fuck outta here, pinko

Y so angry

No reason to use the n word

Bantering is only an insult if you're a pussy who can't take a joke

Great job.

This, but don't post on Cred Forums. Saying any non indie game is good will get you hung.

Here m8

thats not....entirely true

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thanks

B R E X I T
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I
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GIT
OUT
REEEEEEEEEE
OUT OUT OUT
GIT OUT YUROPOORS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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potty mouth

i want Junker to leave NOW

ps send money

ahhh. there s millions of women in Russia and billions in the world. One rejection is not shit glorious comrade from across the sea.

Why can't white people handle the banter?

herro

>you will never live in a small town

people cannot handle anything really.
herro how is herru

Buds
strawpoll.me/11251948
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>Josef Mengele is an Anime girl
Hmm

I was born in a small town

>live in a small town
>filled with antique stores
>watching old people walk to the antique stores and shop for antiques
Feels gud.
Too bad it's a dry fucking county and there aren't any liquor stores here.
Then again, that might be for the best.

>anime GIRL
h-he, heh, y-yeah

My Grandparents lived in a small town and I'd stay over there for a week every summer

Was comfy, especially playing hide and seek with cats

Never wore cover-up,
Always beat the boys up,
Grew up in a 5000 population town,
Made my money by cutting grass,
Got fired by fried chicken ass,
All in a small town, Napanee.

i saw a girl today

autism

What state m8?
My brother's living with his friend in a small town in northern GA while I'm trapped in this meth hole

Go move up and live with him then

>I'm trapped in this meth hole
By what means are you trapped?

he lives with his mom

Does /cum/ like hockey?

Haha what a nerd.

Yes

Yesssssssssss

I'm working on getting my diploma here which I can't complete until November when they test for the FSA. After that I'll be able to move out of here.

field hockey

>he didn't have less than 70 people in his graduating class
>his school district had more than 1200 students K-12
>he never experienced the comfiness of small town high school football games
>he never went to parties around massive bonfires in the middle of the woods off of some forgotten back road

You will never know true comfort

me with my buddy

god you're such a fag

>FSA
What?

Free Syrian Army

hello

you think they smoked the joint before or after this photograph was taken?

>tfw mom's a fucking junkie who I keep trying to help and everyone tries to help
>tfw she inevitably fucks up and steals from people she supposedly loves including me

why do i even try anymore

hi

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I just want to live somewhere where people aren't assholes to strangers. I don't care much for that other stuff.

>two different teams from my city have left to go to canada
>now I get to watch the preds, a team that actually wins playoff games, and enjoy the dumpster fire that is the jests
I like hockey

why not both?

double the fun

this pepe made me kek

Florida Standards Assessment. Cancerous test brought to you by governor Jeb!

yo homs, pray for mah hommie el kojack who passed away paul walker style last nite in da neighborhood

You didn't graduate high school yet?

I know you are but what am I?

Move here
I bet it'll be Southern enough for you

Why do Americans like to get bullied so much?

I always bully my american bf and it makes him very happy.

Come to the Midwest :)

It had to be a Honda

Because it's hot especially from a French dom like you

I wish there were more chicanos in the car

el wojack?

>that ad
My sides, fucking French.

>being a slave to tabacco ;that ad
really france. so dirty minded.

That's my fetish desu

y u die

>haven't had sex in almost 3 months

Is common core this bad?

i know that girl

>Haven't had sex in almost 24 years

>haven't had sex in almost 21 years

Did u fuk

No
It helps our students

23 and graduated uni

>anime
there's your problem

I got a GED
Should I give up on my dreams?

Does grand rapids have a job market for programmers and/or web developers?

Have an erection

Dropped out.
You can still get a diploma.

Yes but it was bad before this with No Child Left Behind. I transferred from a low down nigra school in the city out to a small white school in the farmlands and I had absolutely no clue what I was doing. I had to spend a year getting caught up and a year after that I transferred back to the nigra school and won first place in the math relays against my entire school district.

What's your dream?

I have never held a girl's hand

bullshit

This was 6 years ago

To graduate high school

>>>/reddit/

you're not wrong though

I thought GED = high school diploma?

*snibs it*

I can believe that. I've never held hands with a girl who wasn't my family. And handshakes obviously don't count.

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Well neither one is going to do you any good since they are ubiquitous. I assume a GED is going to indeed be a "good enough diploma" 99% of the time. There's not really any difference unless you are dealing with some low level retards who for some reason specify a GED being inadequate in place of a diploma.

angels-heaven.org/english/default_en.htm

I ain't clicking on that shit nigga

gonna move to kentucky

Kentucky seems like a really weird place to me. You almost never hear about it.

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>you'll never take her down to the amazonas, was her feet clean and enjoy a wet and sloppy footjob with her monkey toes wrapped around your throbbing shaft while uncontacted tribes watch you from a distance

I'm sure it can't cost that much in Indonesia :)

Mentally ill people are annoying as fuck. They need to be purged.

New thread soon?

Yes but not yet

>tfw the top 5 biggest ethnic groups in your province are Canadian, English, Irish, Scottish and French
Who /newfie/ here

Don't smoke in bed with me

>Irish
No thanks

Nina Simone is great. Good choice.

Still whiter than your country, Pablo

Amazing post

i took this picture this morning

Not with Irish, Sheamus

bitch nigga i stay strapped

did you get a letter that said she cannot do it anymore?

Does continental Europe have any sandy beaches in the north?

yes sure!
i understand your reference

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dank as always mexico.

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