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any memes lads?
haha you and the chileno
canada edition then basically
post your favorite flavour of instant noodles
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shut up
MARU-CHAN
news
never used reddit in my life
Friendly reminder that /r/unitedkingdom has more in-depth discussion than /brit/ and the average user there is much more mature and intelligent than the average /brit/loser
>tfw can't find this or IrnBru anywhere here except the rare import store
they are also yuge fags lol
My gf got this tattoo and she won't tell me what it means, lads.
Any ideas?
British discussion seems delusional and absurdly cynical on both sides. Why is this?
Never had Irn Bru
t. Proud Englishman
she forgot madagascar
tastes like bubblegum sort of
Who did this?
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ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT
TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUU
>the heart isn't over Rhodesia
Dump her
someone pooed all over the floor at work
they never cleaned it up all night and some customer slipped in it lol
>Friendly reminder that /r/unitedkingdom has more in-depth discussion than /brit/ and the average user there is much more mature and intelligent than the average /brit/loser
gf and her mates got these tattoos yesterday
what does it mean
You know you've won the argument when the opponent can't refute your point, but resorts to insults.
don't see the problem, its like a perfect 'damaged goods' label along with dyed hair.
choooooooon
Means they only fuck black cocks and the one second from the left is the jew
They're a biker gang now.
Nice quints btw.
sorry to let you know mate but I shan't be listening to this one
Superior is pretty cool
its like an Ocean
means I check em
Why are Canadians so good at folk music?
When
Salt vs Pepper
Ketchup vs Mustard
Chocolate vs Vanilla
Tea vs Coffee
which is best?
NEED a queen of spades gf
Left column all the way.
excellent post
What is the most relevant city in there and tell me why.
What the FUCK is wrong with her ankles?
>that entire area used to be a giant swamp
woah
it's called mercia sweetheart x
Salt and pepper
Ketchup on hamburgers
Mustard on hot dogs
Vanilla
Tea
Salt, ketchup, vanilla, tea
Pepper
Mustard
Vanilla
Tea
I see you've been on /fit/ recently as well
Makes you think
Does it?
No not really
Hillary won mostly in states that will definitely go Red
her campaign is basically over anyways though
>Hillary's team is asking that both her and Trump sit instead of stand during the debates.
DIRE
Which in a normal election would be an advantage for the Democrats
came across this peng ting lads
really hope we match x
very doubtful now
the core blue states and swing states are not going to be passionate about her, and democrats are bitter after Bernie was sold out.
Trump absolutely HAS to insist on standing
Imagine Hillary collapsing mid debate oh my god it would be all over right then and there
Wow Trump heemed the primary desu
That's why I said normal. Trump and Clinton are not normal. People hate them. I'm surprised no one has tried to kill Clinton and only one idiot tried Trump.
desu the debates are always standing unless both candidates agree.
even if just Hillary sits it will look bad for her when Trump can tower over and have a full range of motion.
there is no reason for Trump to agree.
Nice job CTR but people fucking love Trump
The only people who don't are Bernie Sanders-voting limp wrists and Latinos
>tfw the best possible president is Clinton swing and Us electing the personification of wonder bread
Do you follow cuck blogs on tumblr too, lad? I thought I was the only one.
Hillary will win
Dubs confirm
Goodnight, lads.
Nice try
He is literally the most hated candidate since we've got polling data. Only imasculated idiots and meme artists love trump
Trump will win
if you believe hard enough it will come true!
I got pretty deep into them and had an absolutely cracking wank but afterwards I nearly chundered
I wank almost exclusively to IR these days but after I cum I literally feel sick
I am not well in the mind and I have no idea how to begin fixing myself
>Trump fills stadiums with thousands outside that can't get in.
>Hillary can't fill a doughnut shop
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Ah yes
Trumpets have been doing just that
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alri thaiman
t. Juan Hernandez
pirate scumbags
Justin Bieber also filled stadiums
>I wank almost exclusively to IR these days
Same, lad. Nothing to be ashamed of.
except someone's campaign isn't in shambles
*note its not Trump
hmm another "white genocide" thread...
shan't be browsing that one
Hillary can't even come close to filling a gym even paying people
It wouldn't be if it didn't make me feel physically unwell
If it was normal and healthy for me to be doing so then I wouldn't feel anxious and sick afterwards I would feel satisfied and content
Any of you lads experienced windows 10 only showing a black screen and a cursor on start up? Have literally been trying to solve the problem all day. Am currently defeated and posting from my phone.
and became successful..
atheism is the fuckup of the century if im honest lads
it is collapsing hahaha
@ the airport
producing good content is success. if making cash is your first priority, you are unprincipled and you need to purge yourself
kill yourself fucking scumbag
People that attend rallies will 100% vote.
Doesn't matter how many people say they're going to vote Hillary; the ability to get people to leave their house and vote is everything.
could it be your graphics drivers? I had a similar issue with windows 7 so I installed the newest driver and it came good haha
Go back to Win 7 m8
pirate scumbags
youtube.com
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>Windows 10
Literally why?
Literally any other OS is preferable
Trump's still going to be rich or richer when he loses, doesn't mean he's popular.
Clinton is going to get the turnout she needs from Trump haters alone
I can't access anything though, not even in safe-mode. How could I try updating them?
Doubt it. The electoral map gives him a huge disadvantage. He will need to win Florida, Ohio, Iowa, Nevada PLUS another swing state. It's a tall order.
This is the only problem I've encountered in a year 2bh.
>bogan twat more informed about the us election than me
so Trump isn't successful for running a political campaign to become president and gaining MASSIVE support, global attention, and constant constant media coverage.
and again he's not a singer, he's trying to win a popular vote by gaining popular support.
seems Hillarity is "more successful" at dying on camera and not getting any supporters or stirring any passions.
ahh yes reddit
Great tangent, very impressive.
Didn't save Bernie and nearly likely voter poll has favored Clinton
>it's a "Hillary can't win by conventional means so she brings in the third parties to sap away votes from trump to balance things out for her" episode
silly yanks
>r/gonewildaudio
genuinely confused as to how the authorities have not caught on to thailad, the literal convicted child molester, posting here every day
bbc.co.uk
Time to invade Iran
Born in Madison, WI m8. Been living here since I was 5 though.
>Clinton is going to get the turnout she needs from Trump haters alone
Those same people vote straight ticket Democrat anyway
The hardcore Bernouts are going Jill Stein which is taking away a lot of votes from Hillary
Can you boot into safemode?
that's what they said about Remain for Brexit
turns out the spite vote doesn't stir people's passions that well, especially against a tidal wave like Trump
Hillary will lose and lose badly because Democraps think they have it in the bag when the campaign is collapsing around them.
he got more votes in all of those states than Hillary did in the primaries, who's to say she has any advantage here?
>Great tangent
cause im not him you cunt
Uh, I'm the guy arguing that Clinton will win but the tpcs have hurt Clinton slightly more than Trump in polls.
Third party candidates are just a symptom of how people hate them both
Yes but it doesn't seem to help at all.
I can boot you in the arse
polls are meaningless
hillary will win
arr rook same
Try switching to onboard graphics for a test
Stein is only polling at like 5%. Johnson is getting more votes from the hardcore #NeverTrump people than Stein from the Bernouts.
taking a shit lads
trotsky is the reason why ron paul-tier LOLbertarians exist
pics
The Brexit polls were far closer and didn't represent a literal person. Also Brits suck at polling compared to the US, just look at their last fucking general election
Hillary will lose because you "know" she will win
How do I do that? Through the bios?
Old people don't vote in polls
That's why polls are wrong
trotsky is based
Who /losing weight/ here?
A lot of the nevertrumpeters are closeted Trump supporters
The New York Times did a study that found that people are much more likely to express support for Trump when they can do so in an anonymous setting which makes since given that having the "wrong" opinions these days can be pretty damaging if you live in a liberal area or work in a liberal industry
Do you have a physical vga (or whatever from mobo), connect it there instead of video card. I'm assuming desktop here.
You shouldn't need to go into bios, it'll detect it on boot, however if it doesn't, then yeah bios.
Generals are whole different ballgame to primaries you moron. Trump was good at convincing the Republican grassroots because all he does is throw red meat at them. He can't win over independents and moderate Democrats by doing the same.
he is, despite of being an agent of the pirates and financed by a big banker he attracted idiots, inspired hitler to invade russia and inspired mccarthy to create propaganda against stalin
Just checked on it and unless a major log comes out (not expecting this to occur as I am feeling almost empty now) then it won't be pic worthy
I only like to post my best
world war iii when
seems like he's doing an alright job when Hillary can't even motivate democrats without paying them.
Which definitely works in Trump's favor
Hey can someone please reply to this, it'd be appreciated. Thanks in advance xx
Aw fuck I don't really want to go opening shit up right now. I'll have dinner first. Hope you stick around x
Thanks for the tip.
Some are, but a lot aren't. That's why Johnson is polling well for a third party candidate.
My uncle is a hardcore Cruz Missile and he still thinks that Trump is a closet Democrat, so he's staying home on election day kek
anyone a nigger in here?
Hillary can't even get Democrats to come out for her
People at a Hillary rally literally cheered "4 more years!" when Obama took the stage to speak
That only speaks volumes about how little Hillary is liked
Even her own supporters would rather have Obama in office than her
Sad!
for all the talk about how well Hillary is doing, I haven't seen any evidence besides talk.
trump's sons are crypto jews, and teenagers still believe he will save the white race hhaha
Here, and no, I won't fuck your wife, you weird ass white boys.
When you look at Trump and Hillary, I think that most people wouldn't mind a third term of Obama 2bh.
me
A lot of people who are #ridingthejohnson are people from New Mexico (he's their former governor) which is a state that would go blue anyway so his numbers don't give an accurate portrayal of possible electoral outcomes
will you fuck my wife?
post toot
Obama would crush Trump too
hi toot poster
Jews have only ever been our friends and allies
>maths
he probably would
too bad there are term limits and the Democrats are stuck with a dead horse
I don't think you understand the virulent hatred that Republicans have for Barack Obama
He's a Kenyan wog crypto-Muslim who harbors animosity towards Britain so much so that he sent back a bust of Churchill that had been in the White House for decades
The Hillary crowd would rather have Obama but no one else would especially not Bernouts who see Obama as just anothet neocon business as usual corrupt politician
yeah anglos and kikes are literally best allies since fucking ever
He's polling reasonably well in Utah too. If Romney endorses Johnson, he split the vote enough to give the state to Hillary.
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hi
how are you
bit gay senpai
You don't have to, you're just switching your monitor cable from your video card to your motherboard.
ok thanks for that
Friends are so lame oh wow you drank Thursday guess Friday and Saturday of the only week of uni where we don't have assignments or papers we should stay in ffs need to meet new people
post it
>the millionaire's lament
Weekends are for normies
This is as out of touch as Dems thinking they'll take Arizona or Georgia
Obama has an above 50% approval rating. Neither Trump or Clinton could dream of those numbers. He's far from hated by our current standards
>I don't think you understand the virulent hatred that Republicans have for Barack Obama
There is nobody that Republicans despise more than Hillary Clinton. Not Obama, not DWS, not Sanders not anybody. They've hated her since the 90s.
You sound like a bit of a poofter 2bh
This used to piss me off so my in my first two years of uni. No one would do fuck all at the weekend over than eat pizza and watch shit telly and claim a 2 day hangover as an excuse for being a lazy fuck
Agreed
I don't really have weekends because they're no different from any other day for me in that I wake up and then decide what to spend my parents money on
Hillary has a better chance at winning those states than Trump does at MI or PA. I don't think it will happen, but the debates should decide everything.
rocky motherfuckin erickson
I'm actually so fucking drunk right now lads
Literally AMA
>tfw i can masturbate my anus because of hemorrhoids
>DWS
Republicans don't give a shit about her, only Bernie's voters even have a real opinion of her
she's gonna die in the debates
>republicans that are voting hillary because they dislike trump
They were never truly republican at all desu
And that just means we get Bernie as President
Nah this is what plebs who don't really know what goes on in Washington think
Hillary travels in the same circles as the Republicans
The only reason the Republicans went after the Clintons in the 90s was to become favorite sons of the donors
Oh right, to the other identical slot on the back?
Should I finish eating my Poutine lads
Jesus Christ you're delusional
Stick to Aussie politics it's clear you know nothing at all about the populations of Michigan or Pennsylvania or Georgia or Arizona
This is precisely why foreigners' opinions on politics always carry little to no weight
You simply cannot understand the individual microcosms present in different parts of the country
you got it lad.
Usually vertical instead of horizontal and further towards the top. (NOT right next to the one it's currently plugged into) You can take a picture if you want to be sure.
By Republicans, I meant the grassroots voters. People like Mark Levin and Glenn Beck shit on Hillary with greater vitriol than Obama, if that was even possible.
No, it usually means we get their VP pick, who is likely to deradicalize ISIS with boredom
Can we have kippers for breakfast?
dolan trunk
You're the deluded one, you live in a echo chamber of Pepes
thailad does the gf have the queen of spades tattoo?
CHOON
>t. delusional Cred Forumstard
If you think a state like PA will go red, then you obviously know jack about its voting history, and its demographics, but you still insist that the state go red for the first time since Regan ffs.
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS CHICKEN CHILLI POUTINE
Put it in the vertical slot, not getting any signal from my monitor now.
desu I hear a lot of talk about how great and successful Hillary is, but where is all this success?
just floating around in political limbo land waiting to strike I guess
THAILAAAAAD
how did you get this picture from that time I had diarrhea
This legend outside a mosque in Canberra
No tattoos, that's a bad sign for a Thai girl.
Drop immediately.
I see, well then you were correct, you need to put it back how it was, go into bios and change to "integrated graphics" then repeat the process.
I have a pretty high suspicion that your video drivers are causing the issue btw.
:/
Apparently Thailad is an exiled ambassador that was caught having sex with 12 year olds
Does Harry use the Engorgio spell to make his cock massive before he does Ginny up the shitter?
>Look at how terrible Clinton is doing, she's only winning by 2 points now
It you can't beat a woman who literally collapsed last week you have no real chance
fuckin hell lol really
my hometown letting us down
is thai chicANO a pedophile rapist?
idk bud
I mean internet polls and hot air on TV sure sound convincing, but I see no actual evidence to accompany it.
seems like typical American doublespeak where they say the "PC" opinion but then do the opposite.
reckon this is what thailad sounds like
m.youtube.com
youtube.com
I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE LAST NIGHT
Hmmmmm not seeing anything about graphics. Also not sure why this is suddenly a problem.
H97M Anniversary motherboard.
Yea, the most common poster from yankland is literally s Chicano. How do we stop him?
Never said that it would go red only that it would more likely to read than Georgia go blue
What you don't understand is that the city of Philadelphia is why Pennsylvania has gone blue in the past
The rest of the state is very working class, made up mostly of farmers with a few coal miners left
These are the exact kind of people that used to sit out elections because they saw the truth that both parties were only looking out for the interests of their corporate overlords but Trump has changed that
Trump isn't in the pocket of Big Everything
Donald Trump is to working class whites what Barack Obama was to blacks, a real game changer for them
You simply cannot count on trends of the past 20 years to hold true this election
This is by far the most wild election since 1968 and regardless of the outcome you will see many former trends go right out the window
vocaroo.com
>suddenly a problem
driver update?
Try safemode > system restore?
>You're deluded, just look at the media
>Everything is a lie made up by the media
The cognitive dissonance is staggering
Im only thinking that a lot of people are saying Hillary is winning and will become president but it doesn't look like it from what she has shown.
Legit never been more hyped. Red Dwarf is coming back in 4 days with all the old cast!
All I want now is a Firefly reboot with the old cast and I can die happy.
i really really hope yanks will have a hard time, under trump or hillary that is
post toot
I'll definitely be having a hard time under Hillary ;-)
>cognitive dissonance
Hold on, it's a bit of an effort to get to the screen that allows me to go into safe-mode. I tried System restore before though and it'd stop at around 30% and mention an unknown error with no id or anything.
At the end of it all we will at least be better off than you
You're getting swamped with Muslims we're getting swamped with Latinos
Latinos are FAR preferable to Muslims
The US exports our economic crisis so I am pretty sure you don't if you want the EU to actually fix southern Europe or not fall apart
Just tried System repair because that would trigger the proper menu to enable safe-mode before but it's continuing attemping to repair for longer this time. Guess I'll see what comes of it.
>All I want now is a Firefly reboot with the old cast and I can die happy.
ahh yes, what an argument
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Get my Irish passport tomorrow lads.
It's just one of those things you're going to have to fuck around with until you get the winning solution.
I'd focus around video card to begin with, another thing to try uninstalling drivers in safemode, see if you can boot, reinstall, test etc.
I g2g shortly, so best of luck.
me on the right
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tumblr hahahaha
Thanks for the suggestions. Going to let this repair thing sit for nowand hope it's not stuck in a loop.
How would I go about uninstalling drivers and such though? I can't access anything, even in safemode. Something in commandpromt is probably my best bet.
any of you lads have the medieval art picture of the two guys sword fighting while 3 women look on from above?
One of the lads in the pic had a dragon head on top of his helmet
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>pics that make you go "Hmm...."
me on the left
me on the left
LOL
Win Key + R (run) type: devmgmt.msc
or from cmd:
mmc compmgmt.msc
then click device manager.
not quite a fan of yanks honestly
you are a fan of toot though
*googles steinem*
she's fairly fuckable for 82
me styling and wyling on the left
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steinem was a CIA agent :0)
Thanks pham. Wrote em down for the morning.
What is the most useful foreign language for a UK national to learn that actually has some kind of utility? Kind of how like Spanish is the obvious next choice for an American. Just curious.
Let me know how you get on m8
Polish
American English
Urdu
French
Omg lad? The system repair actually worked this time wtf. Have tried it a million times today.
AW YIS
Probably Russian as this is widely spoken in Eastern Europe where English isn't nearly as widespread as it is in Western Europe
Lidl "Sondey" jaffa cakes are actually beautiful
fuck mcvities these things are incredible
sound..
So it works now, right?
Got bubbas brah coming in less than 30 minutes much excite
enjoy your virus he's planted in your computer
Stop trying to use British slang you silly chinaman
how many of you Aussies got proper knackered last night?
useful is a hard one, probably chinese as they speak English here the least. i cant think of any group of people generally that doesn't usually speak English well. otherwise probably french or whatever place in europe you like or wil be dealing with.
none, because Brits are just as stupid as Americans and only know 1 language.
Bloody seems to be lmao. Have literally been at this for like 8 hours and now the repair does it's job.
Literally going to start my 2 week unpaid internship in a call centter in 24 hours.
What a world we live in.
the dutch scumbag is here
wonder if there was ever a time when life wasn't this grim
Housemate inconsiderately decided to use all his milk when I had also run out.
So now there is no milk for my brekkie
ขอโทษ :(
Good stuff, might want to disable automatic updates for your video card, then you can manually update in 2 or 3 months.
have a good one.
*walks off into the sunset*
I remember being "happier" but I don't remember what it is, how to get it or what it feels like.
This lack of consensus tells me that there isn't one.
>wishes that Nederland were a superpower
are you able to understand cambodian?
Ahh yes,tories, improving life chances and getting you into meaningful work.
What a fucking disgrace. The DWP should be shut down, everybody fired, and reopened.
oh no how dare they make you do work and get experience
*does a dance*
Height/weight lads? Be honest.
183cm, 75kg, so pretty average here.
>consensus determines what is right
Sophists OUT
150cm 150kg
5'6, 155~kg last I checked
>meaningful work
>experience
>a call center
Hmm, looking at it from a new angle now lads. Why didn't I see before that this 2 weeks of slave labour will benefit me beyond my wildest dreams.
5'11" 16st but I'm p strong by normie standards at least (2x bw squat, 1.5x bw bench, 2.5x bw dead) so at least not all my mass is fat haha
>Learning a language when you could learn the language of manipulation
Sophistry is useful
182cm 57kg
lol the MI6 is here
listen here you little fucking runt
any amount of work experience is better than no experience, and if you already had a fair amount of work experience you wouldn't be on the dole. so I'm going to assume you're a runt who thinks he's not a runt
get down from your imaginary horse and do stuff
our guy is winning, lads
he will more than likely take PA, ohio and new hampshire and maine as well
it's not what you know, it's who you know.
lads im stroking call the police
CHOOOOOOOOOOOON
This is some hat man tier shit you've got going on
how do gayreeks eat this? it looks like a cunt that got jizzed in
that's not what semen looks like
This map was clearly made by a spaz
>NH red
>Rhode Island grey
Despite Clintons drop in the polls she still has a commanding lead in PA
It actually looks pretty fucking delicious and healthy too since that's a yogurt sauce and not mayonnaise
>get down from your imaginary horse and do stuff
No.
tacos are rather better than the shit you posted
post your sombrero
RIP Ny lol
187cm, 60kg
>It was said that Britain will become irrelevant while Europe will be better off without its most recalcitrant member – as if such a world-ranging country would suddenly withdraw into its shell and Great Britain become little England.
>This is the kind of arrogant tosh that prompted Britons to vote to leave.
>For the past decade, Britain has been the fastest growing big economy in Europe; and along with France, has the continent’s most powerful armed forces.
>So an EU that tries to punish Britain will end up punishing itself.
PA has trump up 6 points atm and he's still gaining steadily
honestly unless something catastrophic happens trump is going to win this. more and more people are realizing that hillary is simply unelectable, and that trump isn't such a bad guy after all
lol an MI6 agent wants to see my sombrero
Do you know what "like" means? Similar, not identical.
I try to have patience with you runts, but you are on my last nerve.
Just post it already
Trump will lose
Dubs confirm
My post was entirely sarcastic you runt. It's a genuine disgrace.
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it doesn't look remotely like semen
dumb frogposter
fuck u MI6
>white liquid
hmm
reading this post in a yank accent and grinding my teeth
eh?
Down by 9 actually
Australians are now bombing those who are trying to get rid of ISIS
abc.net.au
they want to see my sombrero
The janitor
>works when he feels like it
>goes to works in his underwear
>browses Cred Forums all day
>has authority over people on static IP's
Me
>attire must be smart casual
>have to get up at 6, which I didn't used to mind when I was getting money for it
>absolutely no Cred Forums until I get home, 6 o'clock most likely
>have literally 0 authority over anyone
Coming to the conclusion that I'm lower on the food chain than the janny lads.
should those scumbags kill themselves?
postano itano mexibroano
It was only some Ruskies, nothing of value was lost. Besides they bombed some U.S. camps not too long ago
Never sure if they're referring to the FSA when they say Syrian soldiers 2bh, a lot of new sites can't or don't distinguish
Me:
>works when he feels like it
>goes to works in his underwear
>browses Cred Forums all day
>has authority over people on static IP's
You:
>attire must be smart casual
>have to get up at 6, which you didn't used to mind when you were getting money for it
>absolutely no Cred Forums until you get home, 6 o'clock most likely
>have literally 0 authority over anyone
Imagine starting a dumb revolution in your country just because you're a crybaby who can't deal with a dictatorship
Five Eyes supports ousting Assad and arming Islamic jihadists in order to accomplish that goal
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new
But I do have a dynamic IP and a large collection of naughty images.
Me:
>get paid
You:
>do it for free
new
Fuck off