/brit/

He is a trump supporter

Always get weird vibes seeing shit from the Howard Stern show. Do people unironically watch him?

FUCK OFF literal billionaires

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What the fuck what's going on

Getting the daily dose of Jahans in lads

youtube.com/watch?v=t9SBoaYWNm0

>day of national mourning has been declared

what is this, north korea?

no, its all ironic watching.

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>Ciampi
>Pronounced Champi
Italians need to just FUCK OFF with their meme language

ah that explains it

hmmm
glad my gimmick is alive and well

He pretends to hate him

>george takei will never awkwardly feel your willy on telly

Kill me Paul

vocaroo.com/i/s0oI0SxHMfXG

What's this from? I'm impressed that movie makeup could make anyone look that disgusting

What the fuck

top o da morn to ya lads

youtube.com/watch?v=ouoINUp2jqU

yii hoo

It used to be Jap's eye in my day.

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he is openly gay

It's Shane MacGowan, he looks like that in general

he's a singer you retard
names shane macgowan
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tHDX9qb2-BQ

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young man calling
Nothing matters Mary when you're free,
Against the Famine and the Crown
I rebelled they ran me down
Now you must raise our child with dignity.

Low lie the Fields of Athenry
Where once we watched the small free birds fly.
Our love was on the wing we had dreams and songs to sing
It's so lonely 'round the Fields of Athenry.

never did memorise that song

youtube.com/watch?v=HwHyuraau4Q

>You scumbag
>You maggot
>You cheap lousy faggot
>Happy Christmas your arse
>I pray God
>It's our last

ah yes

Look at this absolute peng that came up on my Tinder

best christmas song of all time
if you disagree youre a free-stater pro-treaty blueshirt Cumann na nGaedheal member and corporatist

wish I could buy a gun

London is the greatest city in the world

the abnormies are in ascendency

It's good, but the best ever is Mary's Boy Child.

youtu.be/hxm1FlLSfe4

why are they trying to relive the 90's

yanks btfo (literally)

never heard of it
i like god rest ye merry gentlemen when it's snowing

Fuck off Pikey

2016 London=90's

why are they dressed like it's the late 90s?

at the centre of orman

there's a solitary candle

>Pay money to listen to a podcast
Haha nah no thanks, I'll be on my way

yoohoo

doo wa diddy diddy dum diddy dooooo

ronny drew has beautiful eyes (extreme no homo)

Muslim attack on America right now means a Trump victory m8.

Crooked Hillary and the Democrats want to put us at the back of the queue for a trade deal. Trump supports us.

youtube.com/watch?v=2HkJHApgKqw

best christmas song coming through

this is my fav xmas song

youtube.com/watch?v=1SkWIqQ3oLY

There she was just a walking down the street.

stop posting x mas songs you ruin the anticipation

Wtf? He looks like a drug addict hateable murderer character from some gang movie where the main characters get away from the police after some action scene and he gets arrested

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37383914

thanks bbc

the oneitis ?

>Muslim attack on America right now means a Trump victory m8.

next time you have a poo let me know an ill wipe your bum for you

autistic people are annoying

t. sheltered white upper middle class suburban student
although to be fair macgowan is pretty fuckin knackwr

going to use this in my next valentines card

>fookin'
what are trump supporters dubliners now

China is the ONLY member of U.N. Security Council that hasn't bombed a hospital in the last year

ITS

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

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>Make 'Murica WHITE Again!
I don't see the problem

what's the current price for Freddos

i am hugely confused at this image

20p/too much for you

It means Leftists and Muslims should be deported

>not listening to ommadawn as the season changes into autumn

25p

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>qt girl telling me to come get in her bed

wew laddos

im only in my 20s and am so sick of hearing this a billion times every xmas. same for those other stupid fuckin songs.

feel sorry for my parents who have had to endure it for far longer.

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They've gone the way of Bounty m8. They used to be 5p, now you have to be a billionaire to afford them.

deport anyone who isn't a monarchist

got called handsome at waitrose

New York City just got bombed again lads, please pray for America and her people in these dark times.

If you need any guidance for praying reply to this post and I'll help. God Bless.

>911

hehe

i wonder if shane supports trump

Unironically hate all these mspaint images

>20p = 35 cents AU
>Freddos right now cost $1.10 at the local supermarket
reeee󠀀eeeeeee󠀀eeeeeeeeee󠀀eeeeeeeee󠀀eeeeeeeee
they were fucking designed here this is bullshit

That is literally the first time a t. Response to me was even remotely accurate

>12 year old boy playing with his toy
>armed robbery

NOT going to the mass

p sensible of you, churchgoers in france are assaulted by engineers and doctors of northern africa

im very good at reading people
earlier i correctly determined someone's parents had divorced from like half a sentence they wrote

What sweeties do you want lads?

only 21 and already balding pretty badly lads

fucking cough medicine's given me the shits
preferred the cough

I prayed once and I didn't get what I want, since then I've been a logical non believer

dollies please
id much rather a breakfast roll than sweeties though

>What sweeties do you want lads?

YOU sweetie xoxoxoxxo. Also Haribo Strawbs

bubbly def

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Personally I like toffee crumble

Please do not laugh. my GET was a sign of the times. Here I'll start
Our Father, Who art in heaven Hallowed be Thy Name; Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Dear LORD we come to you tonight seeking understanding of the events that happened tonight. We pray for the safety of those 29 injured and the brave police, firemen and other emergency personnel who are working hard to save those innocent peoples lives. We ask you to watch over us and deliver us from this evil. Amen.

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Lollies not sweeties hun :) x

I'll take some maltesers
dark chocolate thanks

im surprised hipsters haven't revitalised old fashioned sweet shops. seems like something they'd do.

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>granddads on both sides still have full head of hair
>dad and all my uncles still have full heads of hair
heh.... I feel sorry for you, I really do...

Mmm

>Terence Crutcher, 40, died after he was shot Friday night by a Tulsa officer near 36th Street North and Lewis Avenue, where his SUV was stalled in the street.

stop killing the mandem

wat about this dark chocolate

*unzips zip*

I don't know what those are but I'd try half of them. The sherbet thing looks like a poorly disguised opiate

doing an aeropress with some toast

seems like american hipsters might open english style sweet shops
im not sure if shops specifically for sweets exist here, ive never seen any

>"The entire incident happened in less than two seconds.[25] The officers later found that the gun was an Airsoft gun, which are air gun replicas of real guns and are designed to shoot non-lethal plastic pellets, which had had its orange safety tip removed. "

Wow the BB gun totally didn't look like a real gun

Literal strawman

Reported to the police for sexual assault (: xox

maltesers and popcorn in your mouth at the same time are godly

What time you legends going to church?

And support big sugar!?! I only eat fair trade organic caramelized plantains crisps thank you very much

doing permanent damage to my hearing xx

not economically viable.

i want to see the old style grocers that my nan worked in when she was 16

There's a few here
t. been to Melbourne

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>youtube.com/watch?v=PwFu0wZ6Igg
>youtube.com/watch?v=zNKZiEobVjs

Moving to Leicester on friday lads

>have a extradimensional portal in my genitals
>only use it to create drooling sacks of shit that make annoying noises

is that a boy?

>27 years old
>balding
>greying

Fuck me lads I'm gonna look like I'm fucking 50 by the time I hit 30

hope you like Indians

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Imagine actually believing in a magical sky wizard in the year 2016

same

still balding

reminder that the post war welfare state and NOT capitalism is the reason for your current wealth and comfort that would be alien to your ancestors

I've given up on church. It's full of left wing proselytizing. Vicar things we ought to have more immigrants and higher benefits.

Church bores me

I would consider going to find a good conservative wife to settle down and have a family with but I have a few years ahead of me before I'll be in such a position

aaahaaaahhaaaaaaaah

what, people reading? woah let me ring up Murdoch right fuckin now.

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*doesn't share or like it*

>black
>people

>people when they're reading
>black people when they're looting

But communism is a giant welfare state
Why did they lose?

Don't really see it 2bh

lol don't carry fake guns especially if you're going to spray paint them black and take the orange tip off.

living off 250 a month lads

corbyn better win in 2020 otherwise im going p

Bit retarded that image

forgot the bit in the bible where it says hate thy neighbour

Haha remember that time when the entire world went to war over fucking Serbia?

REEE STOP BEING PISSED OFF ALL THE TIME YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT

*slaps her about a bit*

CHEER UP RUNT

>church

Hehe. Good one

how done in does your third eye need to be if you believe the items in the left hand columns are different

This is true. No wonder no one treats Christianity with respect due to Christians bastardising the word of the Lord they supposedly worship. If they stuck to their guns and didn't cave like they do I bet people would respect Christianity.

whoa...

you think advancement is mindless media guff!

sad! third eye flat lined

He's got some p sick moves ngl

Haha whoa black people that can read? What next talking dogs?

CIA and the overwhelming extent of the US public sector (i.e. military)

And you call them pakis

Andrew Marr has got a nice tie on this week

there was no welfare in USSR tho, you had to have a job

Just dropped $230 on a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers light tortoise colour with polarized lenses

Got the large size cause of me massive dome

think he put in on himself?

Are you having a laff?

That's Indiana not India

But they had the KGB and their own military

>Indiana desperately sucking big british cock to try and become relevant

Yeah, it's pretty sloppy

They assigned you a job though you didn't have to go looking for one

wearing female gucci glasses even though im a male

no longer playing into your shifting the goalposts game

ah, at least hes trying. having a stroke must be well shit.

Post toot

false, you could apply for jobs like normal. If you couldn't find one then they assigned you one.

My dentist is from Eastern Europe and he was told what job he had to have when he grew up and spent his educational years working towards that.
Socialist as fuck but maybe we need a bit more of it to stop millions of kids going to Uni for skateboard design degree and shit

>christianity

Going to go have to go for a go and do a poo lads, going to do a poo.

Brekkie

I liked Kevin, why did you lot get rid of him?

>falling for the sunglasses meme
*wears hair like a fedora*

Someone hold my hand while I do this poo

How is that shifting the goalposts?

jesus christ no wonder you are a malnourished manlet

Powerful.

There were no private companies in the USSR

i wear them because its stylish not because im scared of the sun
not a poof. ill eye fight the sun anytime

ruddy was a bit of a fuddy-duddy

Crisp, chip or fish finger sandwiches are the epitome of runt grub

Trotskyists, and tatcher were supporting gorby's destructive reforms

liked him too 2bh but he was becoming unpopular
then his replacement became unpopular and he came back
then he lost to tones

yeah but you had a choice in what you did it was the individual's duty to find work

>listening to a man who burned down a 1000 year old church and murdered his friend because he was a leftist and then gets upset when the police raid his home after making terrorist threats online

chip butties are absolutely decadent, you need to rethink your life

you're trying to use an extreme scenario to refute all moderate advantages

chip and fish finger i agree with but i wouldnt mind a crisp sandwich rn

balding literally took away all of my confidence. there is absolutely no way to put a positive spin on it. its just plain ugly and shit and not fair. women need to recognise their nonbalding privilege.

Why are Scots so desperate to leave the UK for independence yet want to be a part of the EU?

Why do Scots use arguments to leave the UK that could be the same arguments Leave used to leave the EU?

Are Scots inherently stupid?

It's not really much of a duty when you can get assigned one at any time even it was working in a Siberian mine

ah yes

*allegedly burned down
and he killed euronymous because he wanted to torture him and film it
and what terrorist threats?

>Are Scots inherently stupid?

Yes and because of Braveheart they have the sympathies of people worldwide

GIMME GIMME GIMME CHIP BUTTY NOOOWW MUMMY

>working class
X-Factor, Great British Bake Off, Strictly Come Dancing, Eastenders, The Chase

>middle class
Escape to the Country, Antiques Roadshow, Songs of Praise, The Andrew Marr Show

>upper class
Storage Hunters

I am smarter than all of you

What are you talking about. You looked for your own job. It was the individual's duty to find work.

"He who does not work, neither shall he eat."

*punches you in the ear*

I have sympathy for Catalonia because I find Spanish bickering funny

Good now end it

He was found guilty and spent 16 years in prison for arson and murder there's no "alleged" about it

He openly advocates for the destruction of priceless historical buildings and then gets mad about being raided even with his proven track record of acting on said threats

Varg is a fucking nutcase it's only a matter of time before he ends up in prison again

>if you want free trade you HAVE to have free movement of people

Ah yes to buy a bottle of wine from France you HAVE to have 5,000 Somalis, 8,000 polish and 18,000 Algerians come to the UK. It's a package deal, you see.

Escape to the Country mentioned

Tim Farron keeps mentioning democracy yet wants to ignore the democratic vote of the country

You would break your hand on my rock-solid intellect

don't know why the english are retarded about the EU.

The EU isn't a sovereign state. Within it sovereign states actually hold all the power rather than power being held at any higher level like farage wanted you to believe .

The UK parliament exerts a lot of strong legislative power over scotland since it's all one country.

The EU does not exert a lot of strong power over the UK since EU is not all one country. That's a meme exaggerated by farage.

If scotland was out the UK and in the EU it wouldn't be under the same legislative constraints because the EU isn't governed like a country such as the UK.

You are right to argue about the whether scotland would get into the EU alone or whether it would survive the currency switch but you can't say say the EU will govern us like the UK parliament currently governs us until there's a clear sign of the EU being governed as one nation.

*notices flag*

ah yes of course

Tim Farron wants a second democratic vote

And if you want Spanish wine you better pay the French their protection money

>flag
>anthem
>army

>the eu isn't a sovereign state

Yet

You looked and then when you couldn't find one you had one assigned to you

There was essentially no personal choice in the USSR as the idea of the individual was quashed in favour of the idea of society

Life was meaningless in the USSR and their many pogroms is a testament to this as is the fact that workers' rights were non-existent
Their factories and construction sites were as dangerous as the worst you can find in the 3rd World today

You're a fucking idiot for believing this shit. You could literally just buy the bottle of wine from France with existing currency and trade routes without accepting 5,000 Somalis, 8,000 Pollacks and 18,000 Algerians. That doesn't even make sense why would that help or impede you from buying wine? Absolute rubbish eating cunt shithead paki logic.

just cos youre found guilty doesnt mean it happened
>muh priceless artifacts
what makes a church so valuable just cos its old
and he made no threats. the raid youre talking about was because he bought a couple shotguns and the french government decided he was 2racist4them

ah yes the vote that most people weren't well educated on

yes yes very good

flag and anthem is cosmetic.
the EU army isn't a thing

and neither of these things gives EU authority over the reserved powers of UK to govern scotland

Reckon the blacks did this attack

Everyone's injured but not dead so the "injury" is probably shock from a tiny explosive device

Scotland has a separate legal system and almost complete fiscal autonomy. It also gets additional money from Westminster and votes on English matters like Sunday trading.

the sad thing is the eu is the only way we could've competed with US,russia or china

T. Kuhn, loeb & company

im the same at 29. my beard if full of grey hairs and my whole head is balding. should have killed myself im my teens. my 20s have been nothing but shit. turning 30 in a few months.

NEED a war tbqh

We've grown soft without them

I say we bomb the shit out of Slovenia or Poland or whatever parasite RUNT state that feeds off the blood of our economy

That's a different issue. We can debate the power balance of England vs scotland if you like. just as long as we can move past the thing about Eu parliament having the same authority as UK parliament.

It makes sense desu. Why should people be forced to accept a deal that they might not like just because they voted to leave years ago. But in reality it would likely turn into a mess with it being rejected easily due to those who oppose leaving and those who will inevitably be disapointed that the deal doesnt push us 20 miles from France and force them to hand back Normandy. Nobody is actually going to be happy with the deal that gets reached

Who else /freeman on the land/?

the scots need a good whipping, they've been getting rowdy and disobedient and even attempting to leave the union

EU army won't be a thing and if it is it will be a bureaucratic mess

The current system is stupid and the house of Lords is stupid.

The currency thing was silly anyway, the UK has no ability to say what countries use the pound. Plenty of countries officially use the usd with no permission from the federal reserve.

imagine not only believing in sky fairy but also believing he wants you to kill people for him. its psychotic.

>You looked and then when you couldn't find one you had one assigned to you

This is a problem why? Unemployment and benefit scroungers aren't good for society.

>There was essentially no personal choice in the USSR as the idea of the individual was quashed in favour of the idea of society

Personal choice of what? Choice to be unemployed and die? Really don't see your point.

>Life was meaningless in the USSR

How so? Because you couldn't have the american dream? You worked as a collective and didn't have to worry if you would go bankrupt or struggle to feed kids.

>Their factories and construction sites were as dangerous as the worst you can find in the 3rd World today

Find me anywhere in the world that had modern health and safety standards in the 1930's

>just cos youre found guilty doesnt mean it happened

It pretty much does
This is a foundation of Western jurisprudence
Yes some innocent people end up getting convicted but that's >1% and given Varg's statements and beliefs and the evidence brought against him at trial I have no doubt that he is guilty

>what makes a church so valuable just cos its old

They're part of European culture and tradition you fucking paki would you be fine with someone burning down the Sistine Chapel?

It's absolutely not okay to go around destroying people's history and culture

If Scotland declared indiependance tomorrow you britfags would be quaking in her Jordans shitting yourselves from fear. The Scottish are the fiercist, most intelligent, and loyal of the British people. You best learn that and learn to respect them the way they deserve.
Notice how all notable and attractive people in the UK are Scots for instance. Coincidence? Not at all.
>beautiful land
>gorgeous women
>elegant, intelligent, innovative men
>best chefs in the world
>best culture in Europe
You lads just don't stack up at all, sorry.

i thought americans didn't understand sarcasm

an elected second chamber isn't necessarily any fairer
and all countries can use whatever money they like but without permission or some sort of leverage it ill put them in a JUST position in relation to the country with the bank

it literally wont be a thing because no country actually likes the idea of its troops being sent to die under a foreign command and so wont vote for it. The closest that the EU will ever come to it is the voluntary battlegroups that some countries (like the visegrad group) choose to form. it only has support from a few radical MEPs who the European heads of state can just tell to fuck off since the EU parliament is useless

I'd be fine with them getting a fixed, agreed deal and then bringing that for a second ref. Give us something concrete to decide on, not just vague ideologies.

Lets be honest, when we do leave and have to accept freedom of movement and single market, the majority of 'deport poles and pakis now' voters are gonna push people wanting to actually leave into a minority.

I turn 28 on Tuesday and have done absolutely nothing with my life
My teens were the best years of my life though I was a turbonormie who was on the football team, partied every weekend, etc but since then it's been all downhill

I REALLY fucking hope that I'm able to turn my life around and be on the right track by the time I'm 30

third eye status: smashed into a million pieces, seven years of bad luck

i like your enthusiam but don't say anything more pls

pineal gland status: calcified

>christianity
>european culture
ho humm hmmmmmm makin me think over here eh hmmmph

shes a cute boy.

thought varg admitted and was proud of the church burnings. said that christians were hypocrities because so many of their churches were built on the ruins of pagan holy sites that christians destroyed. i think.

he supports the burning of the churches but denies involvement to this day

wikihow.com/Think

really makes you think

>He openly advocates for the destruction of priceless historical buildings
literally nothing wrong with that

My m8 bought a couple of pairs of fake raybans in Vietnam for a fiver

NEED a female to drag her nails down my back

can i use my teeth

>tfw my ex used to do this during sex

Was amazing. Need to train the new gf

You had no chance at advancing yourself or your family
You couldn't save money and then provide for long standing prosperity for your family
Sure you didn't have to worry about bankruptcy but how many people in the West really do and standing in a breadline isn't any better

You couldn't do what you wanted there was no pursuing your dreams and desires because everything was done for the collective
It brought everyone down to a base level rather than provide opportunity for growth

I'm not talking about the 30s the USSR had working conditions like that all the way up until it collapsed

really admire Assad lads

3 quid a pair here, bring 2 or 3 pairs back for driving. There are no other acceptable times for a UK resident to wear sunglasses.

ah yes
>friend gets a gf
>go to gym with him a few weeks later
>his back is full of nail marks

ah yes

Germany and France support it
highly doubt the higher ups in the French military do though

"priceless" historical artifacts are hugely overrated
theyre literally everywhere

Just abolishing the damn thing would be better

t. Antifa

Introverts?

Not a fan

Ah yes?

We've actually just had a long, hot and decent summer so fuck you

Shortly before the explosion in New York, eight people were injured in a stabbing attack at a Minnesota shopping mall.

The incident, which was reported about 20:15 (12.15 GMT), ended with the suspected attacker, who was dressed in a private security uniform, being shot dead by an off-duty police officer.

St Cloud police chief Blair Anderson said none of the injuries were life-threatening, and that the suspect referenced Allah during the attack, asking at least one person whether they were Muslim.

my gf

clubmasters > wayfarers

if you disagree then you're not only wrong, you're also one of the sheeple

The difference between the fake ones and the real ones is in the lenses and the quality of the real lenses is immediately noticeable when you try them on and IMO worth it

You can get quality lenses for less with different brands but I don't really like any style other than the Wayfarer and the Aviator

Reading this

>go to Europe
>get stabbed
Lmao, enjoying your refugees yurocucks?

Not reading a word of this

ahh yes, i am not allowed to destroy old boring stuff and build something to leave my own spot on this world because stuff from older times looks more "authentic" and fits more "european culture"

>not being so far alt right that you'll vote for hillary to see more flaunting of democratic rules and bombing of civilians

was sad when the taliban blew up those ancient Buddhas

wikihow.com/Stop-a-Masturbation-Addiction

really makes you think

Source? they usually just talk about 'defense unions' and the like which just means closer cooperation and actually planning to fight as allies rather than as one army.

Christianty is a Roman religion and like it or not is an integral part of European culture and has been for 1600 years

grabs your cock like takei

>actually justifying spending over 200 dollarydoos on sunglasses

Lmao

Well, good morning.

Lads started to fancy black girls loads don't know why.

Used to find them all unattractive but now I can't stop looking them up online.

Would crawl over broken glass if Azealia Banks let me suck her toes

Clubmasters only look good if you have a small head/face

>Minnesota

This is bait, right?

just woke up

might do a wank

ah yes jesus, proud roman citizen
its been integral with the elite. are you the elite? i know i amn't
goodnight

this bint actually went and bleached her skin lmao

doing a shit

good lad

>Christianty is a Roman religion

*pushes it back in*

Well you're not
It's not your property

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I don't know what shithole city in England that is but you deserve it for making fun of the New York bombs

I had a dream where I fingered a black girl.

does this mean I need a black gf?

good lads

1 step away from fancying black blokes and BBC desu lads

cause it gets cold like minnesota

as a proud european citizen, it is

NEED a female to put my dick down her throat and squeeze my balls

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stayed in the chelsea hostel last time in was in NYC

>codified by Roman bishops in Hellenic Anatolia
>spread by Roman emperor Constantine
>borrows heavily from pre-Christian Roman ritual
>center of the church located in Rome for 1600 years and headed by Romans (and later Italians)
>somehow not Roman

At the time most people were peasants moving into the city to become urbanised. Social mobility is a meme anyway, a tiny tiny percentage of people ever move up in the world.

>Sure you didn't have to worry about bankruptcy but how many people in the West really do

Err... probably quite a lot. One accident in the USA and there is nasty hospital bill at the end.

>You couldn't do what you wanted there was no pursuing your dreams and desires because everything was done for the collective

There was plenty of sport, art and culture. Are all your dreams about getting rich perhaps?

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Do you have a deed granting ownership of the land that the church sits on?
Do you own a stake in the property or the building itself?

No you don't therefore it is not yours

London

Wonder why Janny is slow on the draw with these Kpop posts. Must be in Church

and the whole european continent is roman innit
you utter twat

am i detecting a hint of racism.

Matt Ludford

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living with regret

>Told my girlfriend to come round for sex later
>Had two wanks this morning
>She's really eager and keeps messaging
>Don't want to fuck now

what do lads

>Social mobility is a meme anyway, a tiny tiny percentage of people ever move up in the world.
Given that less than 100 years ago most people in the West were poor factory workers or farmers and now they're mostly middle class with plenty of disposable income I would beg to differ

>hospital bill meme
If you're too poor to afford health insurance the government provides it for you via Medicaid
Are there some horror stories out there?
Of course
It's a human system dealing with 350 million people it's never going to be perfect but such horror stories are an extreme rarity

>There was plenty of sport, art and culture
If you were selected from a young age to participate in
If not then it was never attainable

Matt Pooford

tell her you're on your period

Sure you did mate

You claimed it wasn't a Roman religion

Stop shifting the goalposts

>all these black girl lovers
>post my gf yesterday and she's a bit dark so everyone calling her shitskin

O-okay...

/brit/ hasn't worked it out yet

they're just jealous m8 ignore them

Just want a nice bf

thats haram

t. the nonce who posted that 16 year old from Oxford

>That one virgin spacker who gets upset anytime somebody ever mentions a girlfriend and claims people having gfs and sex outside of Cred Forums is fake

Mentally ill...

i've decided that irene's my second favourite RV

who pizza and beer night here

hate sundays iih

>This emotional outburst
Ah yes, I definitely believe you now mate

D'gen

pretty sure gloating over anonymous neckbeards for attention is just as pathetic. no one cares that you have a gf little boy.

yep
there's something really tedious about them

bit weary from the benzos last night

The 20 year old from Ecuador stop pretending you know my gf ;_;

hate myself iih

Why not let more muslims in so the faggots and feminists get their shit wrecked

imagine, we could have a male dominated society again

That's not me you spacker(s), but you've deifnitely posted it before or something similar when people have mentioned their girlfriends.

Sunday, Bloody Sunday!

word
second behind yeri

fuck off mohammed

> internet keeps cutting out

>These virgins not getting laid

literally lmaoing at your life.

nowt wrong with a good gf post

if you hate liberal and progressive values you're a literal paki

offensive

Fuck off, you don't know what you're talking about.

>Damage control
Embarrassed for you lad

sodding hate niggers tbqh

>my phone keeps randomly dropping the wifi connection
>skyping with my phone for a few hours on what I think is my wifi
>suddenly no data left for the rest of the month

FUCK YOU PHONE REEEEEE

>rorke = rasheed

wow

Finnish gf is on the phone to her sister

Finnish is such a cute language

>progress
bit spooked there lad

That's change on a different scale though mostly to do with infrastructure, not personal work ethic. Through industrialisation or liberal deindustrialisation and outsourcing. We have our lifestyles because most of the work is now done in the Third World. Real wages are stagnant for most of the West.

meme or not, bankruptcy is a real possibility. Maybe because you don't live in poverty you have never worried about it.

>If you were selected from a young age to participate in

To be involved in state sports, it was based on merit. Like it should be. If you weren't good enough you did something else. You could do whatever you want in your spare time.

turn cellular off then

Honestly lad, when it comes down to it though, is it not embarrassing to be a virgin and then is it not more embarrassing to whine about people who get laid on Cred Forums of all places?

Genuine question

i think this is the most delusional post ive ever seen on Cred Forums.

>if you hate what's letting pakis crawl everywhere unchecked you're a paki
hmm interesting

they're the same, only the skin color differs.

Ah yes the (((Republic))) telling us how evil conservative values are

umm

>Roleplaying having a gf on the 'chon
Is there anything more pathetic?

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37399592?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central
ah yes, islam

Why not? You going to tell me some personal anecdotal sob story about your family?

YOU DONT HAVE A GF WE'RE ALL VIRGINS HERE WHAT A LIAR

Obviously I'll have to from now but it shouldn't have been necessary. Phone should be able to keep a stable wifi connection like every other device in this house on the same wifi manages

who let the rorkes out
woof woof woof woof
who let th rorkes out
woof woof woof woof

I had an american gf a few years ago

do not need another american gf

yeah, that's a picture the 3rd best rv

>Yeah, well you're a v-v-VIRGIN if you don't believe me
Classic projection. You're pathetic lad.

Yes I do I'm looking at her right now

I'm a big fan of the accent

Very confused right now lads.

Is the meme that nobody on Cred Forums could possibly have a gf or is the meme pretending that everybody who mentions one is a liar?

American girl kicked me out of her hostel because I fingered her mate

Really thought she was up for the threesome

my dad has an african gf

she also doesn't know what the word nigger means

Honestly, interested in the question answer, or anybody really.

Is it not embarrassing getting wound up on Cred Forums about the fact that you've not had sex?

get your hearing checked mate

> tfw work in retail
> use the fact that I'm forced to talk to women to practice how to converse and smile at them
> mfw they smile back with *that* smile

GUUURL BE LUSTIN

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@65037648
interesting......

What a godawful post

>My teens were the best years of my life though I was a turbonormie

same. i had a great time. had gfs and did the sex and everything but then i was just anxious and depressed for my whole twenties and was diagnosed with schizophrenia. now i have a job but i dont have any friends and am in pretty bad shape. getting fit i think should be a priority if i want to improve my life.

>He's still projecting
>He doesn't realise that he is actually getting wound up because he has never had sex

what does this have to do with British culture?

Nice link jackass

haha that's so interesting
*walks off and talks to someone else*

it's 1 bitter sod who believes reddit memes that lol everyone on le 4chinss le neckbeard fedora virgin loser looool!!!! xDDDD

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teenage love was the best ting in my life ngl
everyting went downhill after that

who /comedown/ here

fuck off kraut

new

pathetic lad

Feels great to know that Normies are falling apart desu

Must go now. I have better things to do. I shall be back.

the eternal struggle to find a Queen for our heart

Fuck, I used to be like this.

I used to be an unbelievably autistic spacker and getting a gf to me seemed so unrealistic that on here anybody saying they went out and partied and shagged girls seemed unreal because it was personally impossible for me so I used to call them liars.

Cringing desu

>wake up
>still a 28yo virgin

why can't I die in a random accident or be murdered in the street. I've even been attacked before, punched in the head loads of times and stamped on, and it did no real damage, life isn't fair.

lads what disease have I got?

When im lying down/sitting down i always feel hungry but as soon as I stand up it goes away.

Really fucking annoying because I stand up to go get some food and do something about it the hunger disappears immediately. Wtf is happening

Gf is straddling me and playing with the elastic on my boxers as I lie in bed while she talks to her sister on the phone

Going to make breakfast together in a bit

>working in retail

RUNT
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