/éire/

the gays did 9/11

since last September, been alright minus the need to always try and keep yourself occupied

who's that

Knew it
Did ye join the gym and get swole?

Eoghan

bought me own weights, too much of a self conscious faggot to go to the gym

nah you're thinking of someone else, I'm Eoin

haha that you Domhnall??

Aye ya got me

Anybody else get seriously triggered by bad posture?
Drives me round the bend

Fancy a bitta the oul sex tbqh

should reel in those sensory appetites or remain enslaved la'

Ahhh the eternal NEET

Laddly fall da diddle ay daddly fall da diddle err
Ahh we truly are the land of poets

Let grasses grow
and waters flow
in a free and easy way

But give me enough
Of the rare oul stuff
That's made near Galway bay

Kilkenny and Clare a qt.

Derry girl best girl

Why do girls always have the one token fatty friend
And then they try to set you up with her and you're like I'm not working fer fucking MacMillan, don't give me terminal cases

>not a single attractive person there

I would like

Pedo.

Faggot

if she's old enough to dress like that she's old enough for the dick

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maidín maith lads

lads whats seig heil as gaeilge

tiocfaidh ár lá

she wants a man from england

Where's the éireboo frenchman these days?

maybe he finally got his average irish gf

A man can dream

playing overwatch
need a tracer gf

sorry, but it's obligatory on me to post this o.c.

hmm... yes we definitely should be encouraging women to joined the defence forces

Maidin mhaith, cad é mar atá sibh inniu?

The Defence Forces are a meme so I couldn't care less.

Now if moths started joining the Ra there'll be words

talk irish to me :3

HNNNGGG

An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leathras ;)

Oscail an doras ;D

Ceart go leor

Conas atá do mháthair ag teach ar aghaidh?

Níl fhios agam a lán Gaeilge leis an fhírinne a dhéanamh

Ciuinas bothar caillín baine ;)

Ah lad, stop.

I know a fella with really long fucking hair, and a scruffy neckbeard. The thing is like fluff.

Anyways, he's got forward posture and a humpback kind of thing going on. It drives me absolutely up the fucking walls. The lads so fucking meek, he's pale as shit too. Fuck.

(Tú)
Níl aon focail gaeilge agam, ní maith liom cupán tae.

What a disgusting language

>60% white

is his name Lee?

At least we have one, and a culture history etc

>Roman Catholicism

Most of the people in your country speak English.

""he"" hasn't got his own language, culture, etc.

Nah, it's John.

HNNNNNG
So nice. I bought Dracula in Irish. I want to learn the language .

Won't be long til most people in your country speak spanish lad.

So we still have to learn Irish

Whats your native language culture etc?

Oh wait...

>Most of the people in your country speak English.
yes, and Spanish is the next big thing in U.S.
:-)

>Éireaboos

I'm Mexican :^)
Doesn't bother me lads. Your language, however, is dying.

No bully plz ;(

>foreigners bowing to the gaelic master race

i can't see a problem

No its not, you have no idea what your talking about

Nobody gives a shit lad. We all know it's a dying language.

Look, you got your (You) Pedro, don't you have some gardens to be working on?

Hmm... really makes you think.

>Americans saying "lads"

fugg u taco cunt

Speaking to a English lad on britpol, he has fantastic Irish.
He wants to marry a Catholic girl and raise their child as Gaeilge on a farm. He's also campaigning for an united Ireland.

This lad is 100% English

>This lad is 100% English
Absolutely disgusting

An bhfuil aon duine a feacaint ar an cluiche ceannais peil?

Most Saxons are in favour of a united Ireland. It's just that the prods are so prone to chimping out they have no choice but to keep the north

Níl aon suim agam sa pheile.

Níl mé, ach tosóidh mé go luath.

Explain what dying is in that context?
Gaelscoileanna student numbers going up every year? Annual attendance to the Gaeltachtaí rising also? Every cumann na nGaeilge increasing with members with each and every year?

>MORE IRISH THAN THE IRISH THEMSELVES

do all people in Ireland speak both English and Irish?

most english people dont give a shit about the ulster scots

Some, not all

Most only speak English, with a little bit of Irish they remember from school. However, fluency in Irish is on the raise lad

COYBIB!!!!!
Is fearr Baile Átha Cliath ná Maigh Eo!

lol no

life is so empty lads

not suicidal but im so fed up

>kiss qt
>qt says she really likes me and wants to be with me
>instantly don't want to be with her anymore
>don't know how to let her down without hurting her

what's wrong with me lads

>two own goals
that one mayo user on suicide watch, someone ring the parents

What's up lad?

nothing, that's the problem

Dublin for Sam
The pale wins again
Ní thiocfaidh bhur lá

the chase is better than the reward lad

How long have you been feeling like this?

nil suim mor agam ach feachaim an cluiche ceannais uaireanta. Taim ag feachaint anois mar ta mBaile Atha Cliath ag imirt.
Ba mhaith liom mBaile Atha Cliath a buaigh an cluiche ceannais

What is it though lad? Like, I instantly have no more interest when they say they really like me. Am I avoidant or something?

What if you're Gay?

I dunno, a long time, it just gets worse over time

Lads my passport should arrive tomorrow.

Not sure what I'm gonna do when I don't reply to random Irish posters asking for my passport after I finish work.

Just remember to start inviting me to the secret dinner parties or whatever I get with my new (or not new but now confirmed officially) citizenship

You better learn Irish now

ah one of us now..
welcome! welcome!

So there are two of you lads

>this brit will soon be allowed to attend the secret hibernian gatherings

fugg

h-h-ha ofc ofc... Go raibh maith agat (not from google translate honest)

So there is somebody stealing my gimmick? REEEEEEEEE I wondered why people kept telling me to fuck off I already had it.

Shhh, don't tell the filthy saxons!

Too late now lads, gonna bring all sorts of shit motions forward such as 'rename the Irish breakfast the English breakfast all across Ireland' and become a really bad plastic paddy and support the national team etc

>English breakfast

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>rename the Irish breakfast the English breakfast all across Ireland

Wouldn't advise that lad, you'll get caught up in an unfortunate car bomb accident.

Teasing lads.

ah so you're not that smug ulster scot who was here last night
how are you eligible for one anyway lad?

mayo getting fiesty

Coybib!

Alri

alri

alri

Alri

Fucking Dublin!!!
Get in there!!!!

FUCK THE DUBS, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Daily reminder that you'll dew fookin nuttin

fuckin hell

fuckin mayo

some match, fair play to Mayo

>some match, fair play to Mayo

Fuck Maigh Eo

Dubs for Sam

I PREDIK DEZ THINGS

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off to the gloryhole lads, or as i like to call it "sunday brunch" :)))

I've to say, it was a fairly decent match in all fairness. Hopefully the boggers get stomped next weekend though.

Literally what?

Yank out.

I'm Irish

>muh heritage

Honestly wouldn't have a problem with women in supporting roles like logistics, admin or intelligence so long as they're segregated and kept away from front-line services. It frees up more men to do actual fighting.

They can even go on morale boosting runs by offering succ n fucc to the lads on deployment.

RIP /éire/, it was fun while it lasted.

what happened lad

>singlehandedly provide half the content on that image and 90% of SWOOCE(tm)
Truly an innovative species, I should work for Apple.

>it was fun while it lasted

lies

how do i pull myself out of a slump lads

Force yourself to do something. Spend your time outdoors, volunteer your time to help a charity.

lift with your knees haha

Wayheyy i made it into the screen shot

bhuel, maidin mhaith

I just found out Ireland has less than 5 million inhabitants, I thought you'd be around 20 million

>tfw seven and a half mentions
wahey

we're full honestly

its a small island with lots of emigration and relatively poor soil
the entire island has 6 million people though
still too much, wish it was prehistoric times tier population

That happens when Br*ts try to genocide you a couple of times and then steal like 30% of the population. Norn Iron is another 2 million people or so.

Fuck off we are. Dublin might be, but the rest of the country is empty. There's all of about 15 people in Donegal.

Full of what?

as it should be, empty countrysides are comfy as fug

>Spain doesn't have a 6'2 Defence Minister making manlets fear our UN deployments.
smdh

should be emptier
the entire world should have like 10 million people

>Fuck off we are. Dublin might be, but the rest of the country is empty. There's all of about 15 people in Donegal

Outside Dublin is for Irish only. If there are fuck all people so be it

>tfw irish immigrants in the US, Britain and Aus will never come back

Georgia Guidestones Guildmaster pls leave

Aye so pick somewhere shite to live like Limerick and bulldoze the city to make it a rural haven, and make Galway and Cork actual cities. Athlone could probably do with 50-100,000 more people as well.

France has plenty of countryside. If you want to pick them to have the same density as, we could have like double the number of people we do now.

Not saying we should bring in Pakis to fill in the gaps, but get all those migrants living abroad to come back.

they want 200 million iirc
im in favour of returning to hunter gatherer societies
i-i plan on coming back

>entire cities populated by muh heritage Americans
it'd probably kickstart the revival of Gaeilge actually, god damn

I was doing this quiz about the biggest immigrant groups in the UK, do it and post results, I only got 31/60

sporcle.com/games/tidal93341/foreign-born-population-uk-by-continent

>it'd probably kickstart the revival of Gaeilge
i seriously doubt this

the Jews did it

Where's swooce lately?

he got loose

YOU GOT 63%
38/60

Only missed Sri Lanka in Asia, Ecuador in South America, about half the African ones and most of Oceania.

>implying plastic yankees wouldn't want their kids going to a private Gaeilscoil and we'd be majority Irish speaking within 20 years.

as if americans would go to ireland on a large scale even if incetisised

Anywhere an American goes it's on a large scale

enib :DDDDD

Did anyone here get hot meals in secondary school?

I just brought in a lunch la
But aye our school did have hot meals if ye wanted them
Why?

I was in a Catholic Boys School so I always had something warm to swallow ( ._.)

Just curious is all, don't think many schools in Ireland had them

Went to a Catholic grammar school so it was well funded

yeah but they were expensive
i never ate lunch cos i didnt have money for the canteen and my mam's food was disgusting

american schools have free lunch for poor people in school though which is sound

CBS' get a bad rep tb h, we only had one teacher who seemed like he might be a boy diddler in ours, but he was head of the chess club so only the nerdy lads probably got their boipuccis filled

So does the north

I went out to the shops with my mates and bought chicken fillet rolls for lunch ;D

Lad DCU? Do yourself a favor and try to talk to as many people as possible and scout out for the right friends.

nah it's just a shite course at Pearse's in Crumlin

didn't even get my first choice

We had a shop in our school that done sausage rolls and curry chips.
Had a special item each day of the week from pizza to scones and tea and coffee.

Sounds like Pauls. I must have cut half a year off my life eating curry chips and sausage rolls there.

Oh stop, I'm still a feind for the curry chips from the local Chinese

Was there last year. Mick is the best, Breffni is a ponce who'll tell you about his wife Orla and their newly built house every opportunity he can get.

>he fell for the college meme

Cajun chicken roll with mayo. I miss it, might get one from a deli sometime.

As for hot foods, had pizza sometimes and chips

hmmm

it's free money la', probably gonna drop it after a month since I'm not a fan of French or Spanish

rather have done Irish taebaehonest

>Poor soil

Our grass is the best in the world, which is why our meat is best.

i vaguely recall you
youre going to some shitty school in dublin yeah

yeah but we've got lots of bogs and rocky terrain and the like

ye, full of pakis
they seem alright and keep to themselves though

Go on home, Irish posters, go on home
Have you got no fucking chans of your own?

>says the yank on the irish general

vocaroo.com/i/s0oI0SxHMfXG

Nah. We could go home for lunch if we had our parents permission, we weren't allowed go to town for lunch but we were fucking rebels lad.

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
No.

They're fucking knackers. They rub their shite on the bathroom stall walls, the staff had to put up signs telling them not to do it (it still happened) and to not wash their feet in the sinks.

Plus when you go into that shite little green room when they're all around, you'll fucking smell them.

Aah, nice one friend.

In Pearse's?
fuck off, source?

>source?
I was there last year I'll see if I still have a picture of it on my phone.

Don't have it any more. Do have a gas canister on fire outside the shops.

Who's excited for college tomorrow?!?

same, think only the private schools had hot meals

kek

thags not true at all

ahh yes, we are all the same

It never phased me

My house was just around the corner. I'd have enough time for a fry up

Moving back in 2 weeks to Dublin from the You-Kay lads.

Been gone a year. Has anything changed?

>yank

how would you know lad?

Gotten slightly less white

lower class shopping centers are full of pakis

Where abouts in Dublin?

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>first september I'm not starting either school or college

feels weird lads

A free-stater pro-treaty blueshirt Cumann na nGaedheal member professor and corporatist was teaching a class on Michael Collins, a known big fella.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Collins and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than the heroes of 1916!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, anti-treaty IRA champion who had fought in 10 different flying columns and understood the necessity of physical force republicanism and fully supported all military decisions made by De Valera stood up and held up a treaty.

"What does this treaty give us?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite West Britishly and smugly replied "the freedom to achieve freedom, you stupid Irregular"

"Wrong. It’s been 1 year since Lloyd-George created it. If it gave us this freedom and constitutional nationalism, as you say, is real… then Ireland should be a republic now"

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Celtic Twilight. He stormed out of the room crying those free-stater crocodile tears. The same tears free-staters cry for the "casualties of war" (which could never make a republic not a worthy cause) when they jealously try to claw justly earned glory from the deserving De Valera. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had voted against the treaty and become more than a swaddler traitor professor. He wished so much that he had an anti-treaty IRA squad to summarily execute him and spare embarrassment, but he himself had fought against them!

>there's an actual NIGGER in my thread
Out the thread, out the country.

Changed my mind on united Ireland, don't want those loyalist cunts in our country, they can be sent in boats abroad.

Sending off the prods removes both the loyalist question and the economic question from the United Ireland debate. It's a win win ;)

I was talking about them u spa

>your thread

>Jack lays claim to Éire again
Ahh yes

Who's Jack?

>tfw no average irish gf

Union Jack.

Autism

Don't know him lad

would stick my penis into her vagina iykwim ;)

Says the loving embodiment of autism.
Go cry about missing home and wank to cartoons.

Literal fag.

very lame user
I almost had sex with a qt blonde girl who looked a bit like her yesterday though

why didn't you?

Not a fag lad

You were caught out with your hand around your mickey and your eyes around someone's twink bollocks' lad.

Was way too drunk and her ex-bf cockblocked me by being salty and annoying

nordie pls post image

Your commitment to this meme post is commendable
Here ye are

ahh hard luck lad

where are you from in france anyway

That was someone else just using my name

Mate of mine stuck his fingers into her vagina outside an underage disco in Carlow once.

Yeah it was a shame she was cute af and for sure gf worthy tier
from Brittany but in southern France atm

so fucking gay

stop spreading lies and stale memes please

Stay away from Clare's qts

>know a Clare qt
>she won't be my gf

Can one of you lads explain the appeal of Guinness?

Every time I try it I feel like retching up.

It's my drink of choice
A Guinness is something special
A taste that can only be achieved in certain pubs on this island
Creamy and thick, not to mention cheap

What's there to hate?

Cucked by bcc

It's like a milkshake for grown ups
Fucking gorgeous

this fella is literally a fag
hes obsessed with me and impersonates me while posting about canadian twinks

Well tbf I've mostly drank it from a can and couldn't see the appeal.

It's probably missing something that the average pint in a local pub has.

Miau

back in the homeland swooce?

Eoghan pls.

>drinking Guinness from a can
What the actual fuck lad?

:^

>replying to yourself

all me

>I've mostly drank it from a can
There are not enough reaction pictures.

You said that on purpose just to trigger people didnt you?

youtube.com/watch?v=qk3K9UItG1Q
based moly

ONE
FUCKING
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>RTÉ News
>"the """"so called"""" Islamic State"

always have a laff seeing news outlets unwittingly taking part in sectarianism

youtube.com/watch?v=EYX2pmXe14U

Forgot Mado last night.

>tfw we'll never have an autist on par with big Gordo

youtube.com/watch?v=-duycNr4G2M

Just get your man to make videos and we might

im noy a big autistoc fatty and i dont make recordings of myself

da just called

>im noy a big autistoc fatty and i dont make recordings of myself
>he's forgotten those cringy as fuck vocaroos he did

vocaroos are a different story

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vocaroo.com/i/s0DPv3cDBDmD

4 your man

lads

Was playing Rocket League lads
Fucking some craic

>thought you were gonna say "i'm going to ask you very nicely to hand over the delegates"

i need to stop going on Cred Forums

>satanic trips

vocaroo.com/i/s0tTJaZsHN7L

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How do I become a school idol lads?

Traps or twinks today lads?

Feeling a wank

Holy fuck rope yourself

well you don't sound very basketball american

fuck off quewr

why would i sound black

samefag

ok

>thinks he can fool u with a photoshop

i can see the pixels lad

stop with your shit shops

ive been caught

Kek

vocaroo.com/i/s04Hf1en7guo

Haha

>tfw have tin whistle down the shed but lost all the keys and notes for songs from first year

i cant read music at all
its all in my head, i go by ear

used to play a gorgeous planxty browne though

youtube.com/watch?v=a7O1c507L5A

Same. Can only remember Hot Crossed Buns.

Lads help me out here
Without going into specifics ill give you the jist
>seeing a girl every now and then
>she's great craic, get on really well
>for a reason i wont say, she won't be able to have kids
>and she's a bit on the heavy side for my liking, and i don't find her that physically attractive
>sex is amasing though
What do?

Have your fun with her, then toss

pump and dump until you get tired?
how is this even a dilemma for you pal

been trying to learn m.youtube.com/watch?v=j_podzD4cSA
i struggle at 0:33

She's a lovely girl and could be gf material
There's many girls id pump and dump without a second thought but I don't want to do that to her
But I don't want to get serious with someone I know ill never be able to have kids with

did her fat rolls tilt her uterus or something?

nah nah that's not fair, I reckon you should let her off easy if her infertility troubles you so much and make sure she doesn't know that you're tossing her because of that fact or she'll probably an hero

Aye ano but i was thinking we could always get a surrogate or whatever
Tbh man i feel like a scumbag saying it but her weight does bother me, im not /fit/ like but I'm in good shape, and the fact that she's heavier than me is a turn off and it's been playing on me mind

m.youtube.com/watch?v=FAT3G-1mdBw
лyв диc coнг

how hefty are we talking here though
pudgy stomach and a few stretch marks fat, or dented knuckles and hidden elbow fat

ref

>>for a reason i wont say, she won't be able to have kids
How big's her dick?

Another one got out of the sex dungeon lads.

The first one
I'm used to skinny girls like and I'm just not comfortable if ye get me
Bigger than yours wayhey

I don't, chubby gf sounds comfy, be nice to sleep beside
only thing I sleep with are my thoughts these days

Aye see i was like that too fer ages, so i don't want to be going back to that
Suppose I should be thankful that i have someone worth waking up to right enough
Thanks for listening lad you're a true legend

sure to be sure

oíche mhaith anyway bois, schoola boola tommorow

Enjoy yourself horse

just finished resevoir dogs

>take 6-year-old Cousin to first day of primary school
>kids go to church and later on to class with their future mates
>when I attended the same elementary 16 odd years ago,
classes, were completely white with the odd Turk kid
>now a days, the class was teeming with muzzies, nogs, pakis and poo in Loo
>one of thr preachers in service is a nog with a thug accent, can't enunciate for shit

Aml a Nazi for admitting that whole ordeal stung quite a bit?

Fuck this whole development.i just wanna nightwalk through Bamberg with my doggo.

>Am I a nazi
Not really, I'd feel a bit sick if that happened to me too

>100 years ago there were virtually no blacks or muslims in Ireland
>biggest foreigners people were concerned about were protestants
>now there are thousands of blow-ins from outside even Europe
>no one cares about what the leaders of '16 fought for the Irish people to control their own destiny
>can't even say this in public without being blacklisted as pure evil nazi
The saddest part is we never had a chance. We were poor after independence and missing a chunk of our land, we had about ten years of being rich before this was a noticeable problem. Even the average Irish today act as if we "owe" something to the blacks, as if we were a colonial power. As if we didn't suffer just as much, or more, under the English. At least most of Africa is free of European rule now, we're still missing the north and have to put up with a trade union trading us unskilled rapists in exchange for money that only the politicians see. Fucking God damn I hate this world so much.

The european union already fucked your economy, might as well just pull out altogether.

No one would vote for it. There aren't nearly as many eurosceptics as Britain has. Plus young people are all leftists that love the EU and want more migrants. The old people aren't much better. We won't get out until most of the union's gone.

Why do people want this shit? I just don't get it, sure nothing wrong with immigration on a small scale, but on a macro scale into a country that is A: postindustrial (meaning no need for mass industrial labor) B: small as fuck and crowded and C: has an actually stable native birthrate
Seriously, how does this make fucking sense? You guys are not the United States and have no history of mass immigration or really any immigration since more often than not people were forced to leave rather move there.

Something something muh racism. We're raised on American media and made to feel guilty for things Americans did a hundred or so years ago.

The more time I spend on this board the more I genuinely hate my country and our mass culture. Any chance you guys would be willing to take in some American diaspora?

Why not. Can't be worse than everyone else coming here.

Jokes aside, have you guys seen an uptick in Americans moving to Ireland? Also, I've tried hunting around for resources to study gaelic and I haven't had any luck besides duolingo, are there any gaelscoil resources online?

My aunt moved back here after 9/11, but I don't know of anyone else.
If there was a good site for Irish it mustn't have existed when I was in school or else we would've abused the hell out of it.

What did you guys actually use for gaelic study materials then?