King Harald - Norway

uguu

Don't complain about anyones clothing you tank-top wearing, shorts and flip flops equipped, favela mongrel

would you fugg queen elizabeth II?

Norge vaer sa snill
Your country is glorious but your king is a cuck, you shouldn't boast about him.

youtube.com/watch?v=YQtLxYde-rw

Sweden queen is half-brazilian, and she is actually well dressed, unlike your queen.

I just told you not to complain.

i saw his speech about being norwegian, sounded like he's a senile sjw

no, shes german you fucking twat

Only in front of the crowd, to make them witness how republiczn I am.

>shes german
just like south brazil

Her mother is brazilian, she lived in Brazil and also speaks portuguese at near native level.

royalty is so dumb
if i were a prince and became the next king i'd just dismantle the whole thing and end this meme

They say the Great White Queen Elizabeth rules 30 lands, each greater than Zululand.

t. Repooplick

>his head of state is a pleb liar politician with 0 attachment to the land

>republicans
>hating freedom
pick two

I like the hot cuck swede prince.

I think king Harald is something like 30th in line to her throne. im not saying anything but there is the possibility...

>if i were a prince and became the next king i'd just dismantle the whole thing

You wouldn't have to do anything because you're going to be an heirless virgin for the rest of your life.

Missing the idea of a king yet?

i'd be fine with that

imho opinion we should reunite the north sea empire
in fact fuck just unify all of northern europe under one rule

>just unify all of northern europe under one rule

i would be ok with a federal scandinavian monarchy if the monarch wasnt a fucking bernadotte

northern europe best europe*

*except sweden

This is the only unifying we need to be doing desu.

we already own them desu

I will not be satisfied until we're officially referred to as "The United Kingdom of Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain and Northern Ireland."

Does either of the familys have a qt daughter that will be dragged by her hair outside and raped when the unevitable revolution comes?

I would be honored to beat them to death with a chair leg or other similar blunt object

If you can get through the entire British Army.

Why are your queens so undignified?

>those tiny booobs
hnnnnnnnnnng would liberate

>If you can get through the entire British Army.
shouldn't be a problem, pic rel

>wanting a load of shitty african land we would have to spend huge amounts of welfare on

Queen Elizabeth - Great Britain
>Only relevant monarch left on the planet
>One of the best to ever live

But Rhodesia was an extremely profitable colony with it's own industry, and a net exporter of wheat.

And Singapore is an extremely rich financial centre, as well as Hong Kong.

And Nigeria has massive oil reserves, as well as the parts of the Middle East we used to own.

And when modern European armies went up against African ones they had casualty rates of thousands to 1 in the 20th century.

your royalty is german

>Still believing in this meymey

>willfully cucking yourself to a bunch of randos who simply claimed one day that they're gonna rule this country for ever and there's nothing you can do about it

You do realise that almost all the British people are a mix? There is no single British ethnicty, most English people are probably more related to Germans than Welsh or Highland Scots. The royal family having some German blood in them still makes them ETERNAL ANGLOS because they're culturally British and don't identify with Germany.

The guy on the left looks like he consumed many souls in his youth.

>House of Wettin
>House of Hanover
>House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

Changing it to "House of Windsor" in an autismal butthurt fit doesn't change a thing

>its a Ventrue elder diablerist episode

all he did was acknowledge the minorities existance and say they are norwegian too

it's very different from what you're making it out to be

HOL UP WHITE BOY WE DEM KANGZ NOW

You're not very bright are you?

Not really - most British people today had Germanic or Norman ancestors who invaded which is evident in most of our surnames. My surname is Luffenham, and practically everyone around my area has 'invader' surnames. There are barely any people with native Briton surnames, so to most people it doesn't really make too much of a difference if the Royals have German blood - it's all about the culture.

Do Norwegians really think they can just make up a king in the 20th century? Why not just declare him emperor too?

>king basically said that there's no such thing as a Norwegian

it was the opposite you fucking leaf heroine cuck

yes we should, now go kill yourself

her father was a nazi who had to escape from Germany after ww2

Realy makes you think