/brit/

>/brit/ actually has a colony of actual redditors
bloody hell

>tfw you will never live in texas

Messy weekend no idea how i didnt die

VERY dangerous post

want breakfast
mum says no way son
making lunch

>700mg MDMA
they're closing clubs because of twats like you

fuck off degenerate twat

>britfa.gs
What is that?

KAREN?

I do not advise this

>Reddit

I dont take it anymore, I got fucked up on xanax, gabapentonoids and alcohol and my judgement was impaired. I hate the drug.

I hadn't taken it for a year or so before that. Never taking it again.

Runt drug

How do I learn to enjoy reading books?

can't take you seriously if you don't read

I like this post

>L-Theanine 1400
They're closing tea houses because of twats like you

shan't be reading this

find a nice vein of content on youtube

eg. Firing Line debates, Yale Courses, etc

wish there was more liven written content websites though

Loved this post

Like a slower moving brit, with a lot of posters from here, but you can't post complete shite or you get banned.

Also everybody pretends to be way smarter than they actually are for some reason.

>MUH SEEKRIT Cred Forums CLUB. LE ANONYMOOSE.

autism

redditors are the most cancerous posters on /brit/

>arrogant
>attention seeking
>continuously talks about reddit
>left wing mongs

bump

Read books you enjoy

so so post

its a nice drug just don't take 700mg you mong
you would be literally dead if your stuff wasn't some cut shite

just read stuff that looks pleasant to you. for exemple I kinda got into reading by reading Yukio Mishima when I was a teen because sexuality (and doubt on sexual orientation) was a big theme of his

Cure your ADD with nootropics.
t. someone who now reads atleast 3 hours a day because of them
fite me irl

come on you hornets

>MUH SEEKRIT Cred Forums CLUB. LE ANONYMOOSE.

So your response to someone disliking reddit is to act like a redditor?

posts like this are why we hate reddit
also funny how the reddit spastic is also the one who tryhards with their grammar, hmm

Going to read some Lovecraft

>implying I care about my well being
>accepted by dignitas to die in a year or so
No fucks given lad

Love when resistors start screeching about secret clubs because they can't accept they browse an objectively inferior website.

by being interested in things you read about

jesus lad how wrecked is your brain

>I don't go on reddit!
>I just happen to know exactly what it is I dislike about reddit and all the quirks because I've browsed it for hours

yawn - imagine being this pathetic. Go back to Cred Forums 2006 you fucking mongs.

currently reading The Great Political Theories

big fan of Stoicism tbf

>Going to read some Lovecraft

Anyone else here watched the trolling of wannabe pornstars series?

Savage

>tfw you're in the mood for a rorke political thread but it's an anime reddit thread

>poonited
>poogba
>pooney
>pooford
>ibrapoovic

fascism just doesn't work

reading culloden

youtube.com/watch?v=hPDp2pjVfZk

was listening to this tune on the bus and got some weird looks lads

smfhh

i used to use reddit
don't anymore because full of idiots like you
please fuck off back there and stop ruining this place

Just post something retarded like 'Pol is less biased than the BBC'. Its how most rorke threads get going

>lel go back to Cred Forums me send it club anonymouse
>heh that'll show them I mean business

youtube.com/watch?v=r9-42mu1D9Y

Me and the lads

love alex x

the only thing that ever works is traditionalism tbqh

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You can always use that Cred Forums subreddit instead of coming here

haven't listened to a good nasheed in a while, thanks lad

just found this gem on reddit

Lads I can't stop shitting and need to get to the gym send help

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tfw we are all on GCHQ watchlists

haha, some poor bloke from MI5 has to browse these threads all day

worked pretty well for 100% of the countries that used it x

alright Evola

anime is Cred Forums you fool

Just cringed so hard I think my face turned inside out

me

>You will never be this guy

Why live?

To be completely honest, Cred Forums is less biased than the BBC.

not really

really gets my willy tingling

yeah you're right, italians loved mussolini so much that they butchered him and hung his corpse on meat hooks

>yanited

DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY DEENEY

>this guy
Which one?

um their country's economies sky rocketed sweetie x

mussolini was killed by literal communists you stupid cretin

Cred Forums so infinity better when it was a secret club

>getting beat in a world war means your system of government doesnt work

not buying it

Mussolini's frivolous empirical wars were what drove the people to rebellion x

He was turned in by Italian citizens

why do guys make the best girls?

>fascist sympathisers in /brit/
Unironically fuck off

vampire bird is trans as well. I'd love for her to be my gf.

The one without tits

um x

>empirical

um not sympathizing sweetie x

just giving the facts x

#notallfascists, fasciphobe

>This is the degenerate runt cunt that was calling me out on my weekly shop

Cave your face in on a rock pal

So did the USSRs, more so than any other. Plenty of ways to boost a countries economy.

That's the problem, there was too much imperialism. Shouldn't have aggravated the allies.

>On 27 April 1945, Mussolini and his mistress Claretta Petacci, together with other fascist leaders, were travelling in a German convoy near the village of Dongo on the north western shore of Lake Como. A group of local communist partisans led by Pier Luigi Bellini delle Stelle and Urbano Lazzaro attacked the convoy and forced it to halt. The partisans recognised one Italian fascist leader in the convoy, but not Mussolini at this stage, and made the Germans hand over all the Italians in exchange for allowing the Germans to proceed. Eventually Mussolini was discovered slumped in one of the convoy vehicles.

fuck off paddy

Jeremy Vine would cream over this one

not me you useless cunt

*vapes*

u know what i mean sweetie

imperial or whatever

don't care x

Conservatism is good

Fascists and Socialists, Nazis and Commies, and especially pakis are all runts

>EU states set to veto any Brexit deal threatening free movement
>Slovakia, Hungary, Poland, and Czech Republic ready to protect rights of citizens to live and work in the UK

ah yes, very impressive

>Mouyes

gas the central planners

free markets NOW

Burkean Conservatism is BEST

BEST Conservatism x

Hahhahaha dongo

who's your fav. conservative :)

I'd say sorry but you still need to cave your face in

Why is /brit/ so bent?

Kevin Ashman best egghead

Heseltine before he became a senile old dinosaur was GOAT

Classically, Disraeli and Joseph Chamberlain

Modern times, Mogg is where it's at

Is it gay to like traps? I need a serious answer.

thatcher saved britain from mediocrity

everyone ignores the free market dane as they ignore the communist mexican

>is it gay to like willies?
hmm i'll let you work that one out

there's nothing gay about a good fem willy

just realised it's the weekend and that's why /brit/ is so shit

No.

It's always shit don't fool yourself darling

What's gay about feminine willies?

ngl if i was to rate the poo i just took it would be a 2/10, dont want to experience that again aha

it depends what part of them you find attractive

if you like them for the dick, you're gay/bi

if you like them because they look like a woman, you're bi

the fact that it's a willy

bender

is it gay to like guys?

Is it gay to like women?

is it gay to like /brit/?

Very

No

Is it gay?

honestly penises are more aesthetic than vaginas
not gay btw, i just admire the male form

>Heseltine
I don't even have a fedora powerful enough for this post

This comedown is making me fully retarded
Just walked around in a circle for 20 minutes before I managed to stop myself

Is it gay to like cats more than dogs?

benders the lot of you

Is it gay if I can nearly take all of my 10x10 inch dildo?

everyone's bisexual

being gay or straight is a spook

yes

Janny's a bit slow on the draw today. took him a while but he got there

Lads I'm REALLY happy that Manchester United lost

Why all the L-theanine and magnesium, where you planning on blowing a massive load on a girl?

Sunday, let the man rest a bit

in your bum or vag

bisexuality is a spook hun

found the deeply closeted queer

I don't have a vag

small club mentality

is there anything runtier than buying a football shirt, name and number on the back and all

I like traps and feminine willies but I'm 100% straight. AMA.

good lad

Different poster. I am the one laughing at your creatine intake. You more than likely look like a bloated pufferfish. I train 3 times a week. No bullshit like creatine that just adds water weight. Pure muscle. Creatine is just water weight. Would hit you with a swift overhand right and that'd be the end of your snarkiness

That wasn't me who did all that shite, just the mandy for me

yeah quite gay

most of those posts were mine

he was brilliant in his prime

youtube.com/watch?v=tTCFTfI_EOY

he's a fucking disgrace now though

>Troy Deeney and Juan Zuniga are ''dabbing' in the centre circle.

shut up dumb idiot

nah don't reckon it

Alright cheers boss

racism is far from exclusive to the right wing

on the left it just comes out sounding different

>doing some online shopping
>go to checkout
>shipping charges £15.95

fuck off

Me on the advertising hoarding

Was it your mate?

Frenchie who's prescribed xanax are you here?

I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message.

Are you gay?

>unironically being a soccer customer

you realise it's explicitly pushed by TPTB to distract the peon masses?

>you will never get a hug from klopp

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No I'm saying that's a different poster

Guaranteed I'm bigger, fitter and stronger than you my little runt

And not bloated at all

shut up nerd

cracking arse

anime Klopp is staring straight at your bum :x

there's a few posters around my city that suppose "Real Australians Say Welcome" meaning welcome to refugees

should I take them down/fuck with them?

anybody watching the games today?

65043445
Simply lol I recognise who you are, you're a fucking DYEL manlet

>anybody watching the games today?

>Want to start a convo about something interesting in the next thread

>Nope it's a pakipop/paki anime/paki cara edition

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>you want to take his/her dick in your bum or give him/her a blowjob
Very gay
>you want to put your dick in his/her bum or for him/her to give you a blowjob, or to play with the lady parts
Straight but slightly queer

M E L B O U R N E

nah he toured Australia the little urchin

kpop is harem

*legalizes weed*
*the number of weed related crimes committed a year drops to 0*

me breddahhh....

my line manager has started texting me off her personal phone not the work one

just about random stuff like what i'm up to, at stupid hours too

is it possible she fancies me? i'm not good looking

we already won yesterday

>neighbours playing stereo loudly in garden
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT EVERYBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT MUSIC

ask her to get her tits out for the lads waheeey

Is she starting conversations just to talk or does she ask what you're up to and then segway into something work related?

me and the lads on a night out

youtube.com/watch?v=lfGZHHXiUYQ

seen your profile picture what the fucks that pose

sounds like she could do

>we

finna learn anatomy desu

no i don't want to lose my job

she starts off like she's bored and because i'm boring we end up talking about work

i'm paranoid she's trying to trick me into doing something sexual so i can be sacked

i don't really get on with anyone at work

...

sounds like you need to change your number

Giz us a screenshot of some things she's said

bit dead

I self-identify as an Alabama native

Let me guess? You are 18-21 and shes a lot older? She's probably just mothering you as you don't get on with the other people.

i quite enjoy it though, and she's pretty

no i could be doxxed from the work stuff

Would you lick the cum off her cock? Be honest.

Blank it out you soft cock

Have a phone interview tomorrow.

NOT looking forward to it.

Leaving BBC Radio 4 on in the background is utterly comforting, lads. The steady dribbling of civilised talk with British accents, not constantly interrupted by annoying music, and sometimes the topics are even interesting, intellectual and educational. It's fantastic!

Also can anyone sport floral pattern shirts and grey blazers, or is it inherent to being a middle aged man?

Change it to 'real Australians say willy bum poo' haha

hooligan living
I'll move to your women
Then fly down south with a boot full of piff in

Probably...................... not!

i'm 24 she's 45 or something

>She's probably just mothering you as you don't get on with the other people.
is that a thing?

it's generic conversation you can't take anything from it

Thailad is fit

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>cat just ran down the stairs with a dying sparrow in her mouth
>she's a house cat
>she was asleep on the bed

Bird must have come through the window desu. Bit confusing though.

It died, poor thing.

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>Pakiboo will NEVER be even close to this good looking
Howling

Probably the worst sport there is desu, so fucking boring to watch.

Deleting my 'chon account lads

Laters

That's the weekly shopping sorted then lads

JANNY

CLEAN UP THIS FILTH RIGHT NOW

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You'd have to be pretty gay not to be turned on rn 2bh
you aren't a poof are you?

...

no

alri thailad, stop

t. Janny's deputy

It's like real futa

>FILTH
>implying you wouldn't fuck her if given the chance

ah yes plastic surgery

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brothers literally doing SAS selection atm and just moaning about how he was waterboarded on Wednesday

bizarre

>her

I would 2bhwy

He can't be on AA's and still get hard/cum.
Must be surgery.

Sad thing is, it's still not convincing.
That is a man face through and through.

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it's funny how trannies always get the exact same nosejob

>thainonce finally reveals why he went to thailand

...

i'd do anything to fuck a tranny like that

Bit worried I'm losing my nut lads.

me on the left

pay money and you could m8

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You're literally gay if you wouldn't put your cock in this.

>mum used 118 118 and it cost 7 quid

What the fuck lads, this is on the home phone as well, why didn't she use the internet.

not sure how I'd feel "fucking" a "girl" with a bigger dick than me

She's not a tranny though she's a trap
Note the still-attached penis and bollocks

The ballsack kills it desu

How about this?

no, traps don't have surgery, that's a shemale

dumb american

We where all here last night
fuck off

that's about the same size as mine so probs not

Haha alright lads just got back from my Lidl shop and haha you won't belie- *opens the thread* huh... WHAAA?

...

...

I wasn't

Gf was over :)

Does this gay lad get off to tiny dicks or something? Is that what this is?

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THAILAAAAD

>we where
found the literal mouth breathing runt

think he's trying to indoctrinate us into liking dickgirls so we come over and boost his country's tourism

Sorry I'm still in my first year of bender studies

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Feel he's doing it in the wrong thread. Reckon the continentals would be more receptive to brainwashing.

think it would also work better if the traps he's posting looked like women at all

and fuck you two

Traps are a pleb fetish (not up for discussion)

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someone please send a qt trap to my house

all the ones on adultwork in my area are 45 year old builders

Kek

ashemaletube.com/videos/233227/love-bird/

alri thailad finally youre talking

why do they get a ballsack without balls?

err janny lad haha?

>two

summon him by making a new thread
usually on the ball for that one

post fucking machines

yeah that's weird

reckon they should all just crop out their faces

might crop you out of /brit/ 2bh

Poleaboo looking dece

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Yep, that's going in the fedora folder

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Janny for fucks sake.

You waste every evening deleting /brit/ threads yet do fucking nothing during the day.

You're shit janny, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Janny just loves traps

I wonder what is

Why are Thailanders such faggots

it's a proxy, are you all that stupid?

Jew-kun please, use your Jewish sorcery and make it stop

How is brexit going :^)

I have never grown out my sideburns but always shaved them. Now wondering how to shave if i want sideburns, like where up to should i stop shaving near the ear? I'm just not sure.

Whats your favorite and least favourite US state?

Wow yeah that's an interesting question

*walks away and talks to someone more interesting*

>favorite
FOY

Nah. It's been speculated for a while that Thainonce was the janitor. This unashamed display of lawlessness and lewdness is just proof of that theory.

>it's a proxy, are you all that stupid?

You stop shaving at the point where you'd like your sideburns to reach, obviously.

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Fave: Vermont

Least Fave: Wyoming (why is it square, that's against God's designs)

FOY
FOY

FOB

Literally the perfect woman, masters in philosophy. Loves poetry, cultured, reads, understands that hedonism is a means to escape from this cruel world. Regarded as mainstream but if you listen to her lyrics it's literally a satire of the crowd of automatic cultural men.

Literally a Goddess. If she was my wife I'd be the happiest man on Earth. I reckon she's one of the most intelligent women on Earth. Thinks feminism is a joke and is a closet rorke.

Ahh yes, fantastic ''fun'' you're having

FOYT

George Osborne

would hat this post but i can't be arsed

Literally the perfect woman, masters in philosophy. Loves poetry, cultured, reads, understands that hedonism is a means to escape from this cruel world. Regarded as mainstream but if you listen to her lyrics it's literally a satire of the crowd of automatic cultural men.

Literally a Goddess. If she was my wife I'd be the happiest man on Earth. I reckon she's one of the most intelligent women on Earth. Thinks feminism is a joke and is a closet rorke.

Only because only in your dreams could you get a woman like her. I could seduce her in seconds, guaranteed.

Unironically the most attractive person on Cred Forums

Grinded some wins on Hearthstone, 400+ wins with every class now except Mage (396)

Having a 500 calorie day, already had my porridge and two small bananas, might be able to have an apple later

It's really not that good

>favorite
New Hampshire
>least favorite
Alabama

>mum tries to add me and mates on facebook
>tell her not to
>she cries and sits in her room

stroppy cow

>favorite
FOY

Ah yes, the fedora meme. The sure way to spot a redditor from r/Cred Forums who came to the Cred Forums to spout le epic maymays! xDDDDD so fanny! :^) Le irony for the win! Le hatman is so funny and not rehashed it's innovative! LOOOK AT ME IM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND YOUR POST SO ILL USE A STALE REHASHED UNFUNNY REDDIT MEME TO "downvote" your post
fedoring is literally downvoting. fuck off redditors

How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

i sense a bait post
no more acknowledgement of that post will come from me

twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/777380908970246144
poor bernie

all very true

>Ah yes, the fedora meme. The sure way to spot a redditor from r/Cred Forums who came to the Cred Forums to spout le epic maymays! xDDDDD so fanny! :^) Le irony for the win! Le hatman is so funny and not rehashed it's innovative! LOOOK AT ME IM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND YOUR POST SO ILL USE A STALE REHASHED UNFUNNY REDDIT MEME TO "downvote" your post
>fedoring is literally downvoting. fuck off redditors

they all look the same

so vapid and boring

like drones

Unironically not too bad.

Have a date on Thursday.

saved 3 new pastas today

>Ah yes, the fedora meme. The sure way to spot a redditor from r/Cred Forums who came to the Cred Forums to spout le epic maymays! xDDDDD so fanny! :^) Le irony for the win! Le hatman is so funny and not rehashed it's innovative! LOOOK AT ME IM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND YOUR POST SO ILL USE A STALE REHASHED UNFUNNY REDDIT MEME TO "downvote" your post
fedoring is literally downvoting. fuck off redditors

How is /ineed(you)s2016/ coming along lads?

>date
FOY

>Ah yes, the fedora meme. The sure way to spot a redditor from r/Cred Forums who came to the Cred Forums to spout le epic maymays! xDDDDD so fanny! :^) Le irony for the win! Le hatman is so funny and not rehashed it's innovative! LOOOK AT ME IM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND YOUR POST SO ILL USE A STALE REHASHED UNFUNNY REDDIT MEME >TO "downvote" your post
>fedoring is literally downvoting. fuck off redditors

what would look the best?

Irish Cred Forums and /gf2016 poster: top TOP lad

Irish Cred Forumstard: probably the most cancerous person in this general

EBIN FEDORA MENE BROTHERS LE BROFIST *BROFIST*

WE R LEJUN! Xd

new

thats videogame dunkey

Everyone has gone out, might just epilate my legs though they're not bad right now

Very early
Is the caretaker around?

No sideburns.

good luck

have 2 asuka threads while you wait

is he won't delete trap porn but he will cull an early thread, then he is a fucking moron and is going to get canned

>moron
FOY