I want the Czech Republic to notice me

I want the Czech Republic to notice me.

Sup?

h-hey

Is Czech Republic basically a civilized Poland?

You never ever get to hear anything about it.

>Is Czech Republic basically a civilized Poland?
yes

>Is Czech Republic basically a civilized Poland?
no

>Is Czech Republic basically a civilized Poland?
yes

your grandfather was a communist

yes

Yes. Czechs are so delicate and sensitive that they just can't abide things in their normal size, which is why the Czech language puts everything in diminutives. It has not yet been verified whether Czechs actually drink Italian-sized beers and starve their children and animals so to make them smaller.

How so?

That's cute. I want some Czech bp desu

>which is why the Czech language puts everything in diminutives.

cool! we do that too.

czech-dutch union when?

you know how so you KOD member

>sniffs
>rubs nose

Contain your butthurt m8

Is it true Czech Republic has lax gun laws compared to the rest of Europe?

Ben er al mee bezig.

Het is hier zoveel leuker dan NL.

Czechs will be minority by 2020. Their politics are already controlled by foreigners

>Is it true Czech Republic has lax gun laws compared to the rest of Europe?
yes

Oh yes please

>tfw Czech coming to Duolingo in 2017 and I already have a grammar book picked out
who /czechaboo/ here

just learn Polish and attain lisp then finish your sentences with "vole"

congratulations you've mastered Czech

I laughed at this even though I don't know a lick of Polish or Czech, so the joke made no sense to me
really made me think

>czech republic

the official english name is czechia nowadays actually

>Their politics are already controlled by foreigners

So I guess you could say that Havel was just a...winter king, amirite?

you are wrong
but memeing, so it's okay

you are wrong as well

kek

>just learn Polish and attain lisp
not true
you're the ones who lisp, not us
>then finish your sentences with "vole"
absolutely true vole
both names are official and acceptable

>learning Czech
y tho?

How can I be a Czechaboo if I don't know the language?

you can ve czechaboo if you iike beer and dont give a shit about everything

>learn czech
>still wont understand half the country

Singular: Čechiček
Plural: Čechički
Country: Republička Čechicka

just a matter of time now

>Czechaboo
>mfw
true the other half are Slovakuck uni students leeching on my money
kek

>complaining about vaks that go to uni

literally top tier young people and best kind of immigrants

kys off Janez

the problem is that they are taking up all the dorm spaces iirc
can't imagine how bad your unis are that you have to come here of all places

>be slovak
>live in retarded country without unis
>go to Czech uni
>study 5 years in Czechia
>study costs all paid by honest hardworking Czech citizens (aka me)
>finish uni
>go back to Slovakia
yeah great immigrants mate, such a win for both sides amirite?

Fuck off, they're full

The dissolution of Czechoslovakia was a mistake.

they dont come back. everyone I know stayed

>church parking lot right smack in the middle of the city

why?

There's plenty to boo about
>beautiful architecture and nature
>great music, visual art, and film
>outstanding porn
>cool-sounding language
>interesting history

Why is the map upside down?

Earth is a sphere, it can't be upside down

well ok that's cool I guess
have you ever visited here?

>civilized
>everyone is a porn actor

No, I hope I can someday though. maybe I can get a job there once I learn the language