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doing a roast
Ahh yes in the fucking bus lane you say,?
cara 2bh lads
fitizen is a fucking retard who fucks tolets, seriously theres a pic of him fucking a toilet
trinity/germanboo is the best poster on Cred Forums
>EBIN FEDORA MENE BROTHERS LE BROFIST *BROFIST*
>WE R LEJUN! Xd
>EBIN FEDORA MENE BROTHERS LE BROFIST *BROFIST*
>WE R LEJUN! Xd
this 2bh
>strawpoll
>That license plate
Consider yourself doxxed sunshine.
>He doesn't regularly read my blog
poleaboo.wordpress.com
You're going to be back of the line when I choose a bf next year
Who is she?
Hive mind ahaha
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oh noes :( le lejun have arrived! Le fire up le lazors amirite Cred Forumsros? :>
Nothing wrong with shagging toilets la
You and your trinity batty boy need to fuck off to your containment board and stay there
>she
Oh, my dear boy...
Unlucky m8
>Cameras catch you in bus lanes and if you accidentally stop in a yellow box which is easy as fuck in a huge city
that shite 2bf
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Bus'ed
>65045117
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>oh noes :( le lejun have arrived! Le fire up le lazors amirite Cred Forumsros? :>
hahah fuck off irefag who went to manchest for uni and joined the merchant marines cause he was too pussy to join the army
id crush your skull into atoms son
So did caralad kil himself?
>no edition
>early
fucking neck yourself
fuck off out of the north then willie ulsterman
>go to get a root canal on friday
>suddenly i find myself getting messed around by some paki dentist
needless to say he was eating concrete in seconds, shouldn't have picked on someone built like a shithouse
that is complete bullshit
>50 minute commute for 2.5 months starting from tomorrow
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>oh noes :( le lejun have arrived! Le fire up le lazors amirite Cred Forumsros? :>
Absolutely fucking howling at that projection
You need to go to Cred Forums and stay there
FOJ
how much is a root canal?
Its about €500-600 here
alri tim
>50 minutes
disgusting
glhf
Why do Americans struggle so much when it comes to understanding Christianity?
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;iterally going to do you in watch your back
Public transport?
more of a struggle to understand why people believe in it
Are you Catholic? Most murrikeks are avid bible thumpers
He has connections i wouldnt be saying a word to him
Dangerous
eating a banana
God hates America.
>more of a struggle to understand why people believe in it
*slaps it out of your hands*
>even more projection
I'm English you fucking mongy cunt
Like to see you fucking try mate I'll cave your skull in
Yeah I do so you all better watch your fucking backs
lol triggered x
hahahahaha is that it lad?
try 1hr 30mins for 3 months
uderrated
Why yes, I do believe that a magical sky wizard made the world 2,000 years ago.
>x
Surely you can appeal this bollocks lad
I would go ape over 65 quid
hehe babby's first bait
Fuck up George you're geting caved in
>go into kwik fit
>see this
wat do?
I am a Catholic. The problem is that Americans don't even understand the bible when they read it. Not that they read it much at all. There's just such a clear and distinct American approach to Christianity that I can pick out an American on a flagless board just by how they talk about Christianity.
Bus drivers should be fined for driving in normal lanes 2bh
That's extremely harsh.
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if i was put in a self defence situation i would fuck you up so badly i would put you in the ground in a fucking box, I'll punch you in the back of the neck and break your fucking orbital bones
serves you right for not being able to drive you spastic
Hello, Hello
We are the Billy Boys
Hello, Hello
You'll know us by our noise
We're up to our knees in Fenian blood
Surrender or you'll die
For we are
The Brigton Billy Boys
tell her to put some trousers on
going to fucking batter the finnish gf when she gets home in an hour (she likes it)
bit gay
Hahahahaha how fucking dumb can you get
Hope you do find this George and he does you in
Made ur mum call me Daddy
ur next sunshine
Bender.
bit gay
>americans
its protestants, and you know protestantism would never have become more than some weird little german cult if SOMEONE didnt want a divorce.
Why yes, I do believe a magical explosion made the world 4 billion years ago.
Currently balls deep in a Finnish lass
>Why yes, I do believe a magical explosion made the world 4 billion years ago.
Any of you hot sluts want to poz my neg hole?
It's not all Protestants. The Presbyterians here are all diehard Christians that understand the bible and the basic tenants of Christianity. It's Americans. Even your Catholics are fucking dense cunts with no knowledge of Christ or His teachings.
In all fairness I'd kill anyone here with a thump
Been having dreams where I converted to Catholicism in high school
hmm
fascinating
*guns down the Irish*
what am i seeing mate
>Protestants
its christians, and you know christianity would never have become more than some weird little jewish cult if SOMEONE didnt want to ruin the Roman Empire
the fly sitting on the gooch really adds to it
Just swing your jaw in their direction, they'll probably be decapitated
Your future.
*sets a carbomb off in the yank containment section*
Doing God's work
>its christians, and you know christianity would never have become more than some weird little jewish cult if SOMEONE didnt want to ruin the Roman Empire
anyone remember paul? haha
how do you shave around the starfish?
You been smoking gear again you fuckwit? Bet you wouldn't dare come to wakey and say that would you?
Because you know you'd be leaving in a fucking wheelchair after I've gave you a right kick in you mick cunt
I KNOW MAN THAT WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND POP
give me some business ideas
how was ufc training?
I think you had an anal prolapse mate
Business idea: a multiplayer video game where you can only be as good of a character as you are in real life
wetherspoons, but for prostitutes
*walks towards you*
Literal boy George replied to me
Fuck off you delusional shitcunt come to limerick
who are you quoting?
I think prostitutes can already use wetherspoons 2bh
>it's another chavy Paddy gypsy gets mad episode
When someone sneezes, do you say "bless you"?
^look at all those faggot Canadians
I don't think you know what an anal prolapse is.
more business ideas please
That has religious connotations so no, I'm a man of the mind
thetimes.co.uk
>Britain will veto measures to build an EU army for as long as it remains a member of the union
GOOD MORNING
Business idea: Dead normies
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Good
Look at you fucking backtracking and trying to change it round
I told you to come to Wakefield first you fucking coward but I don't blame you if you're not up for it, I wouldn't want to die yet either
Business idea: don't make any more business ideas to upset the poster above
yes
business idea: buy cheap goods overseas, sell them for more at home
Have literally made thousands of pounds from implementing business ideas posted here
Business idea: Spunk on this picture of my sister
it's a quarter to 4 mate
Do you not say "gesundheit"?
I told you to come to limerick first
I've asked you to post a pic of yourself you yellow coward
You said you were getting a flight to limerick then backed out like a wuss
You definitely don't train with the fucking ufc either you twat
I'll burn Wakefield down to the fucking ground with your family in it
Business idea: have our goods made for cheap overseas
would rather spunk inside her
ngl I'd love to live in an apartment like this
Don't think you should be eating anything tubby
Krauts out oUT OUT
don't like her belly button, looks a big mangled
>strongbow
ummm... no thx sweetie x
Sun never sets lad
Kazoontight
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>are you not watching the match
>are you not watching the match
>are you not watching the match
>are you not watching the match
FUCK OFF
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>tfw I could easily crush anybody ITT into dust
I know you like to drink strongbow cos you wanna get strong like bear
up mayo
she looks a bit like dobby
>ywn put your dick in the dob
Don't think so sunshine
ordering pizza
everyone who is not Australian is welcome to have some x
that doesn't look anything like the apartment though
Business idea: undertake moderation duties on a large anime imageboard on an entirely voluntary basis
howling
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*yawn*
Tired of the fucking shite that comes out of your gob son. Either come to wakey so we can settle this like men or shut the fuck up yeah?
You're just a fucking keyboard warrior you wouldn't dare step into an MMA ring with me
Its really not fair that Dublin has a nuch bigger population but whatever
t. Tubby Lumpkins
no but it looks like you
extremely rude
can't believe you would behave in such a way when you are a guest
>people actually watch the chase unironically
Just got back from church
Those cunts have had it coming for a long time
*unleashes the oaf*
*hackles as I watch Marcus Hauser pin you to the floor and give you his willy*
Don't mess with me, sunshine
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>tfw 1 hour 20 mins each way
>on public transport
I need a car ASAP
*watches from above as the runts squabble*
heh...
Did you just actionpost and try to threaten me at the same time? Sad case. I know you don't train with the ufc or do any fighting sport because there aren't rings in MMA it's an octagon, once again you've been proven a liar. Your a lying skinny fat snivelling NEET mentally ill sperg cunt.
What would happen if an EU army was created while we were still in it?
sounds shit
you're weird
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>Malteaser's just started a Youtube ad campaign showing disabled people recounting sex stories
Normies reeeeeeeeeee
nah they're fucking sound tbf only people who cause trouble here are paddies and yanks, occasionally leafs and random jfs
Bruce makes a net contribution to this general
great. i was at barclays premier league training earlier and it was fun
MENTIONED
Couldn't
good gif
Ah yes the EU I love it more than my mother because reasons
>h-heh yeah there's just some stuff in there we're not going to open that today haha nah just some stuff and things in there is all
bet she's got some dildos stuffed in there 2bh
how'd you work that one out?
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*sighs*
would rub my knob on her face
face like a smacked arse
that's pretty normal mate
not for me though, i saunter to work in under 25 mins
That was a fun game
Britain is a piece of shit ngl. Literally no idea why immigrants all flock to this depressing hellhole
>MP Jo Cox's heartfelt plea for Syrian 'heroes' to receive Nobel Prize shortly before her death
because you are interested in living in japan style apartment
>2 edgelords said yes
ah yes wonderful
Rasheed
>being this mad you will never get to spar with mcgregor
literally put him on his arse on Thursday
great post
>tfw you will never live in NYC
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normies at work can't do basic arithmetic
had to ask me how to add VAT to an amount, fucking hell
maggie thatcher
Eagerly awaiting a Trump president
>Yes
FOY
Does the UK still keep schengen despite brexit?
>when you see some poo on the side of the loo and you try to blast it off with piss
*Saint
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we were never part of schengen
2 > 1 > 3
fucking HATE this unfunny jock cunt
>omg what a funny accent! not many people can understand him! how esoteric!
>he hates the tories! haha!
>omg he's scottish!
UK has never been a part of Schengen
This post has so many layers of irony
so you can only live in a small apartment if you live in japan?
stop posting mexican slags
Howling
used to say "psuedo" wrong
we've never been schengen
we aren't in the schengen area you spanner
belly button piercings are my fetish lads
Who else here /couldKOmacgregor/? The lads only 5ft9 lmao I'm 6ft and 85kg that lads jaw would be fucking fairy dust in no time
3>>>>>2
Bender
>tfw german toilets have their holes offset so your poo always lands on the porcelain
Deleting all friend requests from pakis at Uni tbqhwyl
Did you pronounce the P like a mong or what?
you said
>I'd love to live in an apartment like this
and posted some weeb shit. you did not say
>I'd love to live in a small apartment
chasing craic
>Boasting about being the king of manlets
glad someone else shares my hatred
>xD I can't understand a word he's saying! what a character!
She thiinks mah traaactorrrs sexxyyyyy
Rorke
So tell me boy George, what kind of training do you? What's your fighting style exactly? Ju jitsu? Wrestling? Boxing?
What does your ufc training consist of?
I wasn't aware there was a ufc recognised gym in Wakefield?
Yes
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Pissy oo doo
nice looking girl there
3,1,2
8,5,2,1,6,4,7,3
1,2
Time for a wank
Who else here /couldKOmacgregor/? The lads only 5ft9 lmao I'm 5ft10 and 76kg that lads jaw would be fucking fairy dust in no time
13 now mate
the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve
pics x
piulre wa'a
>tfw qt gf caring for me while i'm sick and making sure i don't die in my sleep
>tfw cuddling up with her
>tfw getting along with her parents and making them all laugh
>tfw leaving the house on a clear sunny day
>tfw trying the biggest and tastiest hotdog i've ever had
>tfw banters with the shopkeep
>tfw wake up and it's 4pm
Guess the plot of this series
Cleaners must hate that
What's the poll won't load for me
I've spent a month in manhattan and while I loved it, I can see what people mean when they say it gets old fast. Wouldn't mind living in a comfy Connecticut suburb an hours drive away.
>So tell me boy George, what kind of training do you? What's your fighting style exactly? Ju jitsu? Wrestling? Boxing?
>What does your ufc training consist of?
>I wasn't aware there was a ufc recognised gym in Wakefield?
>13 now mate
>the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve
Missed yesterday's daily reading, so today I'm going to do two.
On his arrival, Jesus found that Lazarus had already been in the tomb for four days. Bethany was less than two miles from Jerusalem, and many Jews had come to MArtha and Mary to comfort them in the loss of their brother. When Martha heard that Jesus was coming, she went out to meet him, but Mary stayed at home.
"Lord," Martha said to Jesus, "if you had been here, my brother would not have died. But I know that even now God will give you whatever you ask." Jesus said to her, "Your brother will rise again." Martha answered, "I know he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day."
Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who belives in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die. Do you believe this?"
"Yes, Lord," she told him, "I believe that you are the Christ, the Son of God, who was to come into the world."
And after she had said this, she went back and called her sister Mary aside. "The Teacher is her," she said, "and is asking for you." When Mary heard this, she got up quickly and went to him. Now Jesus had not yet entered the village, but was still at the place where Martha had met him. When the Jews who had been with Mary in the house, comforting her, noticed how quickly she got up and went out, the followed her, supposing she was going to the tomb to mourn there.
What's your favourite Drake song lads?
>i'd love to to live in an apartment like this
>I then show a video of a small apartment
you're not very bright are you
WE
Lads?
>tfw trying the biggest and tastiest hotdog I've ever had
Hmm...
a nigger woman plays baseball with the big boys and is somehow better than the best mlb pitchers
I wish I could fucking curbstomp the jews that are coming up with these tv show ideas
lass tries to promote rounders in the US
>13 now mate
>the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve
>50% of /brit/ would suck a willy
Why is this general so gay?
When Mary reached the place where Jesus was and saw him, she fell at his feet and said "Lord, if you had been here, my brother would not have died."
When Jesus saw her weeping, and the Jews who had come along with her also weeping, he was deeply moved in spirit and troubled. "Where have you laid him?" he asked.
"Come and see, Lord." they replied.
Jesus wept.
Then the Jews said, "See how he loved him!"
But some of them said, "Could not he who opened the eyes of the blind man have kept this man from dying?"
Jesus, once more deeply moved, came to the tomb. It was a cave with a stone laid across the entrance. "Take away the stone." he said.
"But, Lord," said Martha, the sister of the dead man, "by this time there is a bad odour, for he has been there four days."
Then Jesus said "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?"
So they took away the stone. Then Jesus looked up and said "Father, I thank you that you have heard me. I know that you always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me."
When he had said this, Jesus called in a loud voice, "Lazarus, come out!" The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face.
Jesus said to them, "Take off the grave clothes and let him go."
That's all for today lads. I'll be back again with another reading tomorrow.
God bless.
>13 now mate
>the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve
First cis-woman to play in the top flight baseball league, and she faces opposition from conservative and sexist people involved in the sport? But she's amazing at it even though she has twigs for arms and could never pitch fast enough to compete professionally, and in the end she wins over some of her critics?
600 chaturbate tokens x
8, 1, 4, 5, 7, 6, 3, 2
Runt
>i'd love to to live in an apartment like this
>I then show a video of a japanese apartment
you didn't specify which trait of the apartment you liked
Used to say "sado" for some reason.
>nigger music
nah not a fan
rorke
did jo sucks cox deserve it
How can music have an ethnicity?
Is Orange Wednesday still a thing lads? Mate wants me to go see a movie with him, bit awkward though cos it'd just be the two of us and it might look like we are on a date (we wouldn't be on a date, because I am DEFINITELY not a homosexual).
Rasheed
rorke
*opens the runt barn*
*peers into the peaceful /brit/*
hmmmm
*throws in rorke, rasheed and a poorthener*
*closes the runt barn*
*walk away, in the distance I hear the runts furiously tapping on their keyboards*
hmmm
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Nope, £11 each for tickets plus snacks and drinks
It is music of African origin made by niggers, so it is nigger music.
>I wish I could fucking curbstomp the jews that are coming up with these tv show ideas
pls don't trivialise my misfortune
No. You have to get insurance through compare the market now
Skepta is just a really bad rapper
Orange doesn't exist in the UK any more mate
it's EE now
get some cheap travel insurance on comparethemarket and you get 2for1 tickets for the year, no catch
With the amount if moaning the english do about the scottish you'd think we were on the same level
Give one single reason why Hillary should be President
it's pretty obvious I meant the size unless you're a down syndromed mong
"Fear" is and always had been the GOAT
ABSOLUTELY livid with skepta.
Meant to go to his concert tonight and he cancelled his whole Australia tour the absolute mentalist.
Mercury Prize says otherwise
>the dutch cunt is a nu male lefty faggot
who would've guessed
Kills arabs
lmao
It's time for a woman to be president. It's 2016.
I'm honestly howling right now thinking how badly I'd fuck MacGregor up if we ever got in the ring together. I'm 6ft1, 90kg, and he's some twink 5ft9 nonce. I could literally pick him up and throw him around, instantly ending the fight before it had even begun. His career would end instantly after people realised he couldn't compete with non manlets. And I'm not even trained in any discipline, imagine how badly he'd be beaten by someone who was.
Rasheed
>faggot
fuck off yank
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she will be dead before 2020
trigger Cred Forums and ameriboos like you
/brit/ would be 10x better if you'd all fucked off and left me alone
this
In other words, she supports ISIS
Good one paki
>the dutch cunt is a nu male lefty faggot
lol I made the next /brit/ on Cred Forums what a madman I am ahaha
*scratches head*
That's because he is a producer/DJ who picked up the mic later on in his career
Plus rapping and MCing aren't the same thing you yank twat
Absolutely nothing to do with Islam.
cancer
IS will claim any islamist attack as theirs these days though
>Leaders of the Church of Sweden, the official government-endorsed religious body, say that wearing a cross necklace is “un-Christian, and that God has a pro-immigration and open-borders philosophy."
PFFFFTTTT HAHAHA HOWLING at you thinking anybody gives a shit about that irrelevant award
I like how skepta doesn't despise white people like American rappers do
lovely black girl becomes my gf
300th post is a cunt wad
im a cunt wad
delusional
More like he's a talentless fuckwit in a meme genre who wins things because he's black
American bf just sent me this
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Imagine being a friendless virgin NEET in your twenties like how sad would that be haha
Cunt wad
cunt wad
Came along from when whites never used to mix with blacks
Now all my white niggers and my black mates we got the game on the smash
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Name the 3 previous winners of the Mercury Music Prize
ok ok, name 2 of the last 5
American gf just sent me this
haha that would be so bad haha
STOP MAKING EARLY THREADS YOU USELESS CUNT
>this fucking arseblasted David Bowie fan
Grime is the future of british music mate, just embrace it
literal baboon lmao
I though harambe was dead
Bloody hell, can't be fucked to do that just to reduce the price of some cinema tickets. Probably just recommend we go to the pub desu.
>"""British""" music
That's a really desperate post. I don't care bowie and if i did, i definitely wouldn't care about him winning such a meaningless accolade. all award shows are masturbatory nonsense but the mercury prize is especially bad.
skepta is terrible. he'll start doing pop music as soon as he sees a chance to make more money than he can in the almost non-existent grime market.
>I are the niggest
This. Literally laugh when I see people wanking off this Irish cretin. Same with Mayweather. When anyone mentions some memeweight fighter thinking they are a top lad I tell them straight, I don't give a fuck about some midget fighting competition. I want to see the best, if they were any good they wouldn't need to be protected by weight classes.
>Taking a selfie with a loaded gun ended tragically in Washington, when a man accidently shot himself in the face while taking a picture. His girlfriend was next to him when the gun went off.
>The man apparently had been greatly against Donald Trump, and many of his selfies included violence and profanities directed toward presidential candidate Donald Trump. According to his girlfriend the photo was supposed to be a joke about killing himself if Donald Trump were elected president.
Don't reckon she'll survive the rest of the election, let alone the Presidency
was a quality joke 2bh