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Important edgy poll

doing a roast

Ahh yes in the fucking bus lane you say,?

cara 2bh lads

fitizen is a fucking retard who fucks tolets, seriously theres a pic of him fucking a toilet
trinity/germanboo is the best poster on Cred Forums




this 2bh


>That license plate
Consider yourself doxxed sunshine.

>He doesn't regularly read my blog

You're going to be back of the line when I choose a bf next year

Who is she?

Hive mind ahaha

oh noes :( le lejun have arrived! Le fire up le lazors amirite Cred Forumsros? :>

Nothing wrong with shagging toilets la

You and your trinity batty boy need to fuck off to your containment board and stay there

Oh, my dear boy...

Unlucky m8

>Cameras catch you in bus lanes and if you accidentally stop in a yellow box which is easy as fuck in a huge city

that shite 2bf



>oh noes :( le lejun have arrived! Le fire up le lazors amirite Cred Forumsros? :>

hahah fuck off irefag who went to manchest for uni and joined the merchant marines cause he was too pussy to join the army
id crush your skull into atoms son

So did caralad kil himself?

>no edition

fucking neck yourself

fuck off out of the north then willie ulsterman

>go to get a root canal on friday
>suddenly i find myself getting messed around by some paki dentist
needless to say he was eating concrete in seconds, shouldn't have picked on someone built like a shithouse

that is complete bullshit

>50 minute commute for 2.5 months starting from tomorrow

>oh noes :( le lejun have arrived! Le fire up le lazors amirite Cred Forumsros? :>

Absolutely fucking howling at that projection
You need to go to Cred Forums and stay there


how much is a root canal?

Its about €500-600 here

alri tim

>50 minutes



Why do Americans struggle so much when it comes to understanding Christianity?

;iterally going to do you in watch your back

Public transport?

more of a struggle to understand why people believe in it

Are you Catholic? Most murrikeks are avid bible thumpers

He has connections i wouldnt be saying a word to him

eating a banana

God hates America.

>more of a struggle to understand why people believe in it

*slaps it out of your hands*

>even more projection
I'm English you fucking mongy cunt
Like to see you fucking try mate I'll cave your skull in
Yeah I do so you all better watch your fucking backs

lol triggered x

hahahahaha is that it lad?

try 1hr 30mins for 3 months


Why yes, I do believe that a magical sky wizard made the world 2,000 years ago.


Surely you can appeal this bollocks lad

I would go ape over 65 quid

hehe babby's first bait

Fuck up George you're geting caved in

>go into kwik fit
>see this

wat do?

I am a Catholic. The problem is that Americans don't even understand the bible when they read it. Not that they read it much at all. There's just such a clear and distinct American approach to Christianity that I can pick out an American on a flagless board just by how they talk about Christianity.

Bus drivers should be fined for driving in normal lanes 2bh

That's extremely harsh.

I work for Daily Mail Online and we'd love to feature this on our website.

Please contact me at [email protected]

if i was put in a self defence situation i would fuck you up so badly i would put you in the ground in a fucking box, I'll punch you in the back of the neck and break your fucking orbital bones

serves you right for not being able to drive you spastic

Hello, Hello
We are the Billy Boys
Hello, Hello
You'll know us by our noise
We're up to our knees in Fenian blood
Surrender or you'll die
For we are
The Brigton Billy Boys

tell her to put some trousers on

going to fucking batter the finnish gf when she gets home in an hour (she likes it)

bit gay

Hahahahaha how fucking dumb can you get

Hope you do find this George and he does you in

Made ur mum call me Daddy

ur next sunshine


bit gay

its protestants, and you know protestantism would never have become more than some weird little german cult if SOMEONE didnt want a divorce.

Why yes, I do believe a magical explosion made the world 4 billion years ago.

Currently balls deep in a Finnish lass

>Why yes, I do believe a magical explosion made the world 4 billion years ago.

Any of you hot sluts want to poz my neg hole?

the gf


It's not all Protestants. The Presbyterians here are all diehard Christians that understand the bible and the basic tenants of Christianity. It's Americans. Even your Catholics are fucking dense cunts with no knowledge of Christ or His teachings.

In all fairness I'd kill anyone here with a thump

Been having dreams where I converted to Catholicism in high school



*guns down the Irish*

what am i seeing mate

its christians, and you know christianity would never have become more than some weird little jewish cult if SOMEONE didnt want to ruin the Roman Empire

the fly sitting on the gooch really adds to it

Just swing your jaw in their direction, they'll probably be decapitated

Your future.

*sets a carbomb off in the yank containment section*

Doing God's work

>its christians, and you know christianity would never have become more than some weird little jewish cult if SOMEONE didnt want to ruin the Roman Empire

anyone remember paul? haha

how do you shave around the starfish?

You been smoking gear again you fuckwit? Bet you wouldn't dare come to wakey and say that would you?
Because you know you'd be leaving in a fucking wheelchair after I've gave you a right kick in you mick cunt


give me some business ideas

how was ufc training?

I think you had an anal prolapse mate

Business idea: a multiplayer video game where you can only be as good of a character as you are in real life

wetherspoons, but for prostitutes

*walks towards you*

Literal boy George replied to me

Fuck off you delusional shitcunt come to limerick

who are you quoting?

I think prostitutes can already use wetherspoons 2bh

>it's another chavy Paddy gypsy gets mad episode

When someone sneezes, do you say "bless you"?

^look at all those faggot Canadians

I don't think you know what an anal prolapse is.

more business ideas please

That has religious connotations so no, I'm a man of the mind


>Britain will veto measures to build an EU army for as long as it remains a member of the union


Business idea: Dead normies


Look at you fucking backtracking and trying to change it round
I told you to come to Wakefield first you fucking coward but I don't blame you if you're not up for it, I wouldn't want to die yet either

Business idea: don't make any more business ideas to upset the poster above



business idea: buy cheap goods overseas, sell them for more at home

Have literally made thousands of pounds from implementing business ideas posted here

Business idea: Spunk on this picture of my sister

it's a quarter to 4 mate

Do you not say "gesundheit"?

I told you to come to limerick first

I've asked you to post a pic of yourself you yellow coward

You said you were getting a flight to limerick then backed out like a wuss

You definitely don't train with the fucking ufc either you twat

I'll burn Wakefield down to the fucking ground with your family in it

Business idea: have our goods made for cheap overseas

would rather spunk inside her

ngl I'd love to live in an apartment like this


Don't think you should be eating anything tubby

Krauts out oUT OUT

don't like her belly button, looks a big mangled

ummm... no thx sweetie x

Sun never sets lad



>are you not watching the match
>are you not watching the match
>are you not watching the match
>are you not watching the match



>tfw I could easily crush anybody ITT into dust

I know you like to drink strongbow cos you wanna get strong like bear

up mayo

she looks a bit like dobby

>ywn put your dick in the dob

Don't think so sunshine

ordering pizza

everyone who is not Australian is welcome to have some x

that doesn't look anything like the apartment though

Business idea: undertake moderation duties on a large anime imageboard on an entirely voluntary basis




Tired of the fucking shite that comes out of your gob son. Either come to wakey so we can settle this like men or shut the fuck up yeah?

You're just a fucking keyboard warrior you wouldn't dare step into an MMA ring with me

Its really not fair that Dublin has a nuch bigger population but whatever

t. Tubby Lumpkins

no but it looks like you

extremely rude

can't believe you would behave in such a way when you are a guest

>people actually watch the chase unironically

Just got back from church

Those cunts have had it coming for a long time

*unleashes the oaf*
*hackles as I watch Marcus Hauser pin you to the floor and give you his willy*

Don't mess with me, sunshine


>tfw 1 hour 20 mins each way
>on public transport
I need a car ASAP

*watches from above as the runts squabble*


Did you just actionpost and try to threaten me at the same time? Sad case. I know you don't train with the ufc or do any fighting sport because there aren't rings in MMA it's an octagon, once again you've been proven a liar. Your a lying skinny fat snivelling NEET mentally ill sperg cunt.

What would happen if an EU army was created while we were still in it?

sounds shit

you're weird


>Malteaser's just started a Youtube ad campaign showing disabled people recounting sex stories
Normies reeeeeeeeeee

nah they're fucking sound tbf only people who cause trouble here are paddies and yanks, occasionally leafs and random jfs

Bruce makes a net contribution to this general

great. i was at barclays premier league training earlier and it was fun



good gif

Ah yes the EU I love it more than my mother because reasons

>h-heh yeah there's just some stuff in there we're not going to open that today haha nah just some stuff and things in there is all
bet she's got some dildos stuffed in there 2bh

how'd you work that one out?

potentially controversial poll




would rub my knob on her face

face like a smacked arse

that's pretty normal mate

not for me though, i saunter to work in under 25 mins


That was a fun game

Britain is a piece of shit ngl. Literally no idea why immigrants all flock to this depressing hellhole

>MP Jo Cox's heartfelt plea for Syrian 'heroes' to receive Nobel Prize shortly before her death

because you are interested in living in japan style apartment

>2 edgelords said yes
ah yes wonderful


>being this mad you will never get to spar with mcgregor
literally put him on his arse on Thursday

great post

>tfw you will never live in NYC


normies at work can't do basic arithmetic

had to ask me how to add VAT to an amount, fucking hell

maggie thatcher

Eagerly awaiting a Trump president



Does the UK still keep schengen despite brexit?

>when you see some poo on the side of the loo and you try to blast it off with piss



we were never part of schengen

2 > 1 > 3

fucking HATE this unfunny jock cunt

>omg what a funny accent! not many people can understand him! how esoteric!
>he hates the tories! haha!
>omg he's scottish!

UK has never been a part of Schengen

This post has so many layers of irony

so you can only live in a small apartment if you live in japan?

stop posting mexican slags



used to say "psuedo" wrong

we've never been schengen

we aren't in the schengen area you spanner

belly button piercings are my fetish lads

Who else here /couldKOmacgregor/? The lads only 5ft9 lmao I'm 6ft and 85kg that lads jaw would be fucking fairy dust in no time


>tfw german toilets have their holes offset so your poo always lands on the porcelain

Deleting all friend requests from pakis at Uni tbqhwyl

Did you pronounce the P like a mong or what?

you said
>I'd love to live in an apartment like this
and posted some weeb shit. you did not say
>I'd love to live in a small apartment

chasing craic

>Boasting about being the king of manlets

glad someone else shares my hatred

>xD I can't understand a word he's saying! what a character!

She thiinks mah traaactorrrs sexxyyyyy


So tell me boy George, what kind of training do you? What's your fighting style exactly? Ju jitsu? Wrestling? Boxing?

What does your ufc training consist of?

I wasn't aware there was a ufc recognised gym in Wakefield?



Pissy oo doo

nice looking girl there




Time for a wank

Who else here /couldKOmacgregor/? The lads only 5ft9 lmao I'm 5ft10 and 76kg that lads jaw would be fucking fairy dust in no time

13 now mate

the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve

pics x

piulre wa'a

>tfw qt gf caring for me while i'm sick and making sure i don't die in my sleep
>tfw cuddling up with her
>tfw getting along with her parents and making them all laugh
>tfw leaving the house on a clear sunny day
>tfw trying the biggest and tastiest hotdog i've ever had
>tfw banters with the shopkeep
>tfw wake up and it's 4pm

Guess the plot of this series

Cleaners must hate that

What's the poll won't load for me

I've spent a month in manhattan and while I loved it, I can see what people mean when they say it gets old fast. Wouldn't mind living in a comfy Connecticut suburb an hours drive away.

>So tell me boy George, what kind of training do you? What's your fighting style exactly? Ju jitsu? Wrestling? Boxing?

>What does your ufc training consist of?

>I wasn't aware there was a ufc recognised gym in Wakefield?

>13 now mate

>the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve

Missed yesterday's daily reading, so today I'm going to do two.

On his arrival, Jesus found that Lazarus had already been in the tomb for four days. Bethany was less than two miles from Jerusalem, and many Jews had come to MArtha and Mary to comfort them in the loss of their brother. When Martha heard that Jesus was coming, she went out to meet him, but Mary stayed at home.

"Lord," Martha said to Jesus, "if you had been here, my brother would not have died. But I know that even now God will give you whatever you ask." Jesus said to her, "Your brother will rise again." Martha answered, "I know he will rise again in the resurrection at the last day."

Jesus said to her, "I am the resurrection and the life. He who belives in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die. Do you believe this?"
"Yes, Lord," she told him, "I believe that you are the Christ, the Son of God, who was to come into the world."
And after she had said this, she went back and called her sister Mary aside. "The Teacher is her," she said, "and is asking for you." When Mary heard this, she got up quickly and went to him. Now Jesus had not yet entered the village, but was still at the place where Martha had met him. When the Jews who had been with Mary in the house, comforting her, noticed how quickly she got up and went out, the followed her, supposing she was going to the tomb to mourn there.

What's your favourite Drake song lads?

>i'd love to to live in an apartment like this
>I then show a video of a small apartment

you're not very bright are you



>tfw trying the biggest and tastiest hotdog I've ever had

a nigger woman plays baseball with the big boys and is somehow better than the best mlb pitchers

I wish I could fucking curbstomp the jews that are coming up with these tv show ideas

lass tries to promote rounders in the US

>13 now mate

>the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve

>50% of /brit/ would suck a willy
Why is this general so gay?

When Mary reached the place where Jesus was and saw him, she fell at his feet and said "Lord, if you had been here, my brother would not have died."
When Jesus saw her weeping, and the Jews who had come along with her also weeping, he was deeply moved in spirit and troubled. "Where have you laid him?" he asked.
"Come and see, Lord." they replied.
Jesus wept.
Then the Jews said, "See how he loved him!"
But some of them said, "Could not he who opened the eyes of the blind man have kept this man from dying?"

Jesus, once more deeply moved, came to the tomb. It was a cave with a stone laid across the entrance. "Take away the stone." he said.
"But, Lord," said Martha, the sister of the dead man, "by this time there is a bad odour, for he has been there four days."
Then Jesus said "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?"
So they took away the stone. Then Jesus looked up and said "Father, I thank you that you have heard me. I know that you always hear me, but I said this for the benefit of the people standing here, that they may believe that you sent me."
When he had said this, Jesus called in a loud voice, "Lazarus, come out!" The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face.
Jesus said to them, "Take off the grave clothes and let him go."

That's all for today lads. I'll be back again with another reading tomorrow.

God bless.

>13 now mate

>the majority of us are redpilled enough to know what traitors deserve

First cis-woman to play in the top flight baseball league, and she faces opposition from conservative and sexist people involved in the sport? But she's amazing at it even though she has twigs for arms and could never pitch fast enough to compete professionally, and in the end she wins over some of her critics?

600 chaturbate tokens x

8, 1, 4, 5, 7, 6, 3, 2


>i'd love to to live in an apartment like this
>I then show a video of a japanese apartment
you didn't specify which trait of the apartment you liked

Used to say "sado" for some reason.

>nigger music
nah not a fan


did jo sucks cox deserve it

How can music have an ethnicity?

Is Orange Wednesday still a thing lads? Mate wants me to go see a movie with him, bit awkward though cos it'd just be the two of us and it might look like we are on a date (we wouldn't be on a date, because I am DEFINITELY not a homosexual).



*opens the runt barn*
*peers into the peaceful /brit/*
*throws in rorke, rasheed and a poorthener*
*closes the runt barn*
*walk away, in the distance I hear the runts furiously tapping on their keyboards*


Nope, £11 each for tickets plus snacks and drinks

It is music of African origin made by niggers, so it is nigger music.

>I wish I could fucking curbstomp the jews that are coming up with these tv show ideas

pls don't trivialise my misfortune

No. You have to get insurance through compare the market now

Skepta is just a really bad rapper

Orange doesn't exist in the UK any more mate

it's EE now

get some cheap travel insurance on comparethemarket and you get 2for1 tickets for the year, no catch

With the amount if moaning the english do about the scottish you'd think we were on the same level

Give one single reason why Hillary should be President

it's pretty obvious I meant the size unless you're a down syndromed mong

"Fear" is and always had been the GOAT

ABSOLUTELY livid with skepta.

Meant to go to his concert tonight and he cancelled his whole Australia tour the absolute mentalist.

Mercury Prize says otherwise

>the dutch cunt is a nu male lefty faggot
who would've guessed

Kills arabs


It's time for a woman to be president. It's 2016.

I'm honestly howling right now thinking how badly I'd fuck MacGregor up if we ever got in the ring together. I'm 6ft1, 90kg, and he's some twink 5ft9 nonce. I could literally pick him up and throw him around, instantly ending the fight before it had even begun. His career would end instantly after people realised he couldn't compete with non manlets. And I'm not even trained in any discipline, imagine how badly he'd be beaten by someone who was.


fuck off yank


she will be dead before 2020

trigger Cred Forums and ameriboos like you

/brit/ would be 10x better if you'd all fucked off and left me alone


In other words, she supports ISIS

Good one paki

>the dutch cunt is a nu male lefty faggot

lol I made the next /brit/ on Cred Forums what a madman I am ahaha

*scratches head*

That's because he is a producer/DJ who picked up the mic later on in his career
Plus rapping and MCing aren't the same thing you yank twat

Absolutely nothing to do with Islam.


IS will claim any islamist attack as theirs these days though

>Leaders of the Church of Sweden, the official government-endorsed religious body, say that wearing a cross necklace is “un-Christian, and that God has a pro-immigration and open-borders philosophy."

PFFFFTTTT HAHAHA HOWLING at you thinking anybody gives a shit about that irrelevant award

I like how skepta doesn't despise white people like American rappers do

lovely black girl becomes my gf

300th post is a cunt wad

im a cunt wad


More like he's a talentless fuckwit in a meme genre who wins things because he's black

American bf just sent me this


Imagine being a friendless virgin NEET in your twenties like how sad would that be haha

Cunt wad

cunt wad

Came along from when whites never used to mix with blacks
Now all my white niggers and my black mates we got the game on the smash


Name the 3 previous winners of the Mercury Music Prize

ok ok, name 2 of the last 5

American gf just sent me this

haha that would be so bad haha


>this fucking arseblasted David Bowie fan
Grime is the future of british music mate, just embrace it

literal baboon lmao

I though harambe was dead

Bloody hell, can't be fucked to do that just to reduce the price of some cinema tickets. Probably just recommend we go to the pub desu.

>I though harambe was dead


ASMR saved him

>"""British""" music

That's a really desperate post. I don't care bowie and if i did, i definitely wouldn't care about him winning such a meaningless accolade. all award shows are masturbatory nonsense but the mercury prize is especially bad.

skepta is terrible. he'll start doing pop music as soon as he sees a chance to make more money than he can in the almost non-existent grime market.

>I are the niggest

This. Literally laugh when I see people wanking off this Irish cretin. Same with Mayweather. When anyone mentions some memeweight fighter thinking they are a top lad I tell them straight, I don't give a fuck about some midget fighting competition. I want to see the best, if they were any good they wouldn't need to be protected by weight classes.

the gf


>Taking a selfie with a loaded gun ended tragically in Washington, when a man accidently shot himself in the face while taking a picture. His girlfriend was next to him when the gun went off.

>The man apparently had been greatly against Donald Trump, and many of his selfies included violence and profanities directed toward presidential candidate Donald Trump. According to his girlfriend the photo was supposed to be a joke about killing himself if Donald Trump were elected president.

Don't reckon she'll survive the rest of the election, let alone the Presidency

was a quality joke 2bh