Why am I born in Russia? What purpose do I have in life?
Why am I born in Russia? What purpose do I have in life?
squat, squat until you die
Why am I born in Brazil? What purpose do I have in life?
Is this some kind of a joke?
I don't know, man.
>one chance in life
>wasn't born in Russia
just kill me man
>Why am I born in Russia?
I've been a bad boy in your previous life.
>What purpose do I have in life?
To atone for your sins.
>You've been
To capitalize, and reject all forms of communism to show non-Russians how shitty their economies are.
Russia was created by god just for Dostoyevskiy had written his fucking books about it, and now god just've forgoten about us.
That's what I thought looking on your picture.
play chess, or watch people play chess.
At least you are miserable in cold weather. Stop whining
being a non-normie in brazil must be suffering
It sucks all around being a normie or not 2bh. In my experience having irl friends and gf is a massive chore. Fuck going out, specially in the sun
Is being miserable in hot weather worse? How so?
Survive.
Your purpose in life is to return Russia to its former glory
To see what happens next.
Give me russian citizenship plz
As if it's a good thing.
I would rather be miserable in warm weather.
It's sweaty and you get pissed off more easily
Cold equals comfy, I'd rather freeze everyday than sweat
>Once chance at life.
>Born in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
Feels good, man.
It's opposite to me desu, I'd rather sweat than have to be in this fucking cold. In summer you life is shit but at least it's warm and comfy, but at other seasons it's cold, dark and depressing.
Want to switch countries? My city is rather safe.
desu that looks really cozy
Our purpose is to suffer.
writing novels about existentialism
Maybe I do.
I live in Moscow so it's not that bad. Still shit though.
Tы мoжeшь жить здecь. Чeм ты нeдoвoлeн, пидop? Tы мoг poдитьcя в Кзaхcтaнe/Moнгoлии.
Moscow is the shit. Had you travelled anywhere else, you'd know for a fact. Knock it off with the cynicism and just root CSKA
>one chance in life
>be born gay
>be born maltese
This sounds crazy.
This is not my question.
To fuck girls. What else?
Receive immune to a suffering. hahahahaha
to keep on going and 'fuck everything'. pile misery upon misery, heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with a drop of bile, then squirt it into a stinking, puerile vein and do it all over again. Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, stealing, fucking people over. Propelling ourselves with longing towards the day that it would all go wrong, because no matter how much you stash, or how much you steal you never have enough. No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over, you always need to get up and do it all over again.
Moscow is the crowded, dirty, expensive, full of churkas, hellhole.
I would rather earn enough money and move somewhere else in the future. In perspective I would probably never be able to buy any real estate in Moscow anyway, even if I worked my whole life.
It sounds poetic but I'm not a criminal.
Kazakhstan is basically backup russia
where ever i go i must also blyat
Ill trade you. Its 34 c here now and getting hotter.
It is.
hahaha we could switch families and i could BANG UR SISTER N MUM xdxd
obVIOusly i'm just jOKING
;;))))
but i"d still bang ur mum though :pp
In my experience, when it's cold at least you can bundle up and be warm inside with just a blanket and/or sweatshirt
When it's hot, there's no escape even with air conditioning.
Air conditioning and drinking cold drinks helps and it is comfy.
And wearing sweatshirt at home makes me feel like I'm some fucking Siberian prison and not comfy at all.
>not being happy you were born at all
The shine still shines atleast once a day, friend. Enjoy it.
write a book or a diary or something melancholy, you russians are very good at it
Kazakhstan is like Russia. No difference.
I find this pic so comfy for some reason.
This country is shit, roads are shit, economy is shit, education is shit, women are shit, men are shif, politics are shit, army is shit, last hundred years were shit, modern day is shit, future is most likely shit. Thanks God I'm at least a 8 nineteen year old. Going to marry some European guy and fuck off.
That looks comfy as fuck
Oh it's this faggot again
But you can move to another country, the borders are open
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Marry me pls. ;)
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get shot by favela niggers
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Post more rusbro.
well at least one thing isn't shit, your men are shif
is this supossed to be bad? maybe i just like shit weather but this looks comfy as fuck
just move to USA and be great success, Borat
Is it really that depressing in russia? Can't you go fuck some slavic qt's?
Хyй cocи, быдлo! Ha зaбyгopнyю дocкy oн пoшeл жaлoвaтьcя! Дeбил, Блять!
Vodka
Bunda.
sometimes I am coming home late at night
and I see a parked car
muffled noise from within, I feel vibrations
I carefully approach the car
the window lowers
>reggaeton
im blasted
i got a russian gf in the future
it's not easy to get residence visa for a Russian
but Estonia is a gloomy dark shithole full of Russians. I can't stand the speech, I can't stand the people.
I'm in your same position bro but at least we have hot weather and can grow acres of weed.
Шлюхa
This is because you both actually want balance.
t. armchair psychologist
DUDE WEED
lmao
Mexican is just like an illegal version of Esperanto.
O-okay
Could be worse, you could be BR desu
Not sure if this
Russia hates ruskies. From 1917 all the government do was destroying us. And they succeded.
I just hope this land will turn to nuclear wasteland, where nobody could live.
I would give away half my life to be born Russian
RUSSIANS GET FREE FUCKING LAND AND THERE IS A MASSIVE GENDER IMBALANCE LIKE 1.5 WOMEN FOR EVERY MAN
ALL RUSSIANS ARE RICH LAND OWNING NORMIES WITH MULTIPLE GFS
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
women are shit??? wtf they are the hottest
My neighbours are russian or something similar..... every weekend they drink beer with grp of 5 outside of apartment, one or two girl running around half naked.
>Wear Adidas tracksuit
>Drink cheap vodka
>Squat everywhere
>Become Gopnik
>Yell "Cheeki Breeki" at people
>"Get out of here Stalker!"
>Do Cossack dance
>Ascend to Godhood
I'm not buying any of this shit. You of all people know that Russians love to complain and be cynical, and make things out worse then they really are. But you already know that anywhere else life would be at best on the same level. I'm not trying to hear crowded this, churka that, if anything Russia needs more immigrants. Russians can supervise while the immigrants fix up the roads, bridges, infrastructure, that 8 months of winter just totally destroys. But then again this is fucking Cred Forums, the home of depression and cynicism. Normal Russians who bully Cred Forums users are staying positive. The RF is the future whether you like it or not.
>tfw when we missed our only chance in the early 60s to rain holy nuclear fire upon the ivans when they lacked MAD capabilities.
>see flag
>life is easy mod
>like literally e a s y
>missing being miserbale and the adventure to struggle to achieve something
1st world isn't easy either.
Why are Russians so blunt? They hurt my elevated feelings.
Fuck off Hans. You get paid for laying your ass down all day in first world
Cześć loszka :^)
Masz ochotę na Polaka?
inaction is also suffering for some (like me) it leaves a disgusting feeling of being useless
To make funny videos of you doing dangerous things
Wait, my Russian friends say that Russia is the best nation
just get a job, it's no like you have arabic lazy genes or live in a shithole
Sorry but do Spanish have some job?
To come to Christ and save Christian civilization, it is predestined.
whats so bad about living in Russia?
so many nu-males in Russia these days I guess. living conditions aren't much better in the US, not sure what there is to complain about in Russia
are you a fag?
ilegal job, yes
>what purpose do I have
Whine about living here, read "liberal" media and do nothing, be a social parasite.
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>think I have it bad
>be reminded there is still Russia
Yeah.
My problem is that I like my country but I hate my fucking shithole small town. I must escape it REEE
>one shot at life
>born in small town in the middle of nowhere
FUCK
to suffer, my lad.
oгo пидopaшки yжe pвaтьcя нaчaли
>even with air conditioning
not true
appreciate this post kazahkstan