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>EU states set to veto any Brexit deal threatening free movement
>Slovakia, Hungary, Poland, and Czech Republic ready to protect rights of citizens to live and work in the UK
ah yes, very impressive
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Are Dave
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Brighton is nice town tbqh
Stop this oppressive appropriation of /r9k/ culture at once
what're they gonna do
invade? haha with what army haha oh
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Skepta and dizzee
Fucking scroungers
British gf just sent me this
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an army of immigrants
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>2003 was 5 years ago
who /boybetterknowCEO/ here
who /spurs/ here?
bbc.co.uk
>Jeremy Corbyn has said Labour under his leadership is reaching out to voters across the UK
Ah yes
>last 5
nice reading comprehension you fucking spastic
girl who I know wants my willy is ignoring me lads
why do women do this
Every American has one of these in their homes
Jelly?
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>"no, I do my weekly shop at Sainsbury's"
fucking billionaires
microsoft word
that's you
you're a nerd
stop MCing
go to the shops
buy a drink
Britain used to colonize other places and now they're being colonized.
Haha it's like ironic or something
neat
Don't care about any of the white boys who won it inbetween
Me
I'm in the pic related
Skepta is fucking shit, neck yourself if you listen to that tripe
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>>EU states set to veto any Brexit deal threatening free movement
good , we're full by the way
>colonize
fuck off yank
>neck yourself
hmm going to read Penrose - Emperors New Mind soon but it's got equations and stuff in it
>good, we're full by the way
I don't believe you, proofs?
>Don't care about any of the white boys who won it inbetween
Don't worry rorke radiohead might win next time
uuuuUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH LEETTTT'SSSS GET READY TO RUUUUMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE
LESS DO IT SENPAI
*glass shatters*
C O Y S
O
Y
S
>Those perfect, smooth bellies with chiseled belly buttons
NEED to jizz all over
YANKS OUT
fucking hell hahah
Corbynites BTFO
can no longer search okcupid without signing up it appears
absolutely HATE cucknadians lads
>good , we're full by the way
spurs going to merk it today Tbh
Rate me /brit/
>caring about award shows
third eye: calcified harder than diamond
sister is going to give my botty a right good seeing to later on
thinking about binning the gf
don't really want her to cry though, can't deal with people who cry over little things
skepta is beyond awful
>can't deal with people who cry over little things
she'll be used to it if she's been with you
Rorke
NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
Theresa may has heemed everyone
I remember when grime used to mean something back then
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>yank politics
FOY
O
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AH YES AN ENTIRE WHOLE YEAR AGO
Careful if you drive away foreign traders your colonial overloads might become upset. They might even tax you without representation!
>>>/yank/
who cares its a shitlord or witch in a foreign election.
ouch haha
screeching
toplel
>I remember when grime used to mean something
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where it all began with Stormzy
Foy
Fake
same here
I've got multiple lectures with her too
Always pmsl at grime vids the way everyone stands about awkwardly staring at their feet nodding their heads
Some of them look genuinely on edge
>has get to change anything
Kek
stomzy only invented grime a year ago you mong
Grime was only ever good in the 2000s
Now it's too yankified
oh no a tarot reader said the girl doesn't actually fancy me
>grime
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Why does he wear the hat?
Does he think he's in touch with the workers if he wears it?
Got pissed and made a fool of myself last night lads and now the gf isn't talking to me, how do I get her to stop being so arsey?
you realise it's all the media's fault
if the media didn't CONSTANTLY misrepresent him, he would have so much more support and you know it
>why yes, I am a yank
normies OUT OUT OUT
its a tradition of the parties of the left, much the same as tops hats n tails for posh functions or a bowler for daily use if one is a conservative gent.
>Trump holds the advantage among those 65 or older.
He's won
>brexit and trump in the same year
Is this the end of the left, lads?
>Lib Dems
>Taking a selfie with a loaded gun ended tragically in Washington, when a man accidently shot himself in the face while taking a picture. His girlfriend was next to him when the gun went off.
>The man apparently had been greatly against Donald Trump, and many of his selfies included violence and profanities directed toward presidential candidate Donald Trump. According to his girlfriend the photo was supposed to be a joke about killing himself if Donald Trump were elected president.
>you realise it's all the media's fault
>if the media didn't CONSTANTLY misrepresent him, he would have so much more support and you know it
Post back when grime was for the real mandem
you can't
that's the way women work
>Why yes, I do indeed enjoy niggers talking into a microphone to a generic shitty beat, THAT'S what I call music
Got ÂŁ50 on Trump. Had ÂŁ250 on Brexit and some mong on here called me an idiot.
What did you do lad?
Come on and share. She's probably embarrassed because all her mates will be like 'omg your bf is such a lightweight, chad drank loads and he was fine. Can't believe user was such a state!'
Imagine if Cromwell has nukes
swings and roundabouts lad, it goes both ways depending on a lot of things internal and external, theres no guessing it beyond the next day at best, a government can die overnight if the wrong thing happens.
Fucking hell why did they vote for him
the gf
Screeching
but it makes him look like a twat and someone who thinks it's still the 1890's
my gf sorry
Rasheed
god it's like when black men wear flat caps to seem gentlemanly
these are fucking lush
well what someone looks like is down to personal opinion really, i think it makes him look like a gnarly old fisherman but he may think otherwise.
Literally everyone in Britain is a social conservative
Only students are going to support a pseudo-communist who wants to give away the Falklands, doesn't care about immigration and whose biggest """issues""" are shit like sexism and antisemitism
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Tell man shut up
Ikr, just gonna let her stew on it a little bit I suppose. Already apologised and I genuinely have no recollection of what happened last night so just have to let it run its course I guess
>white skin
>red hair
Not even worth wanking to tbqh
:3
Post old skool grime
Lads
What if we're all spackers and everyone around us are just being really nice and sympathetic.
We could be sperging out like nutters but so disabled that we don't know we're doing it.
only a rasheed would try to get yank politics out of /brit/
fuck off you stupid cunt
Corbyn is constantly slaughtered by the right wing media, including the BBC
It's also a shame the working class only read The Sun and other right wing crap
just bought 4 custard creams for 30p at tesco lads
Rasheed
Got so pissed I could barely stand, then got into a drunken rage for no good reason in the taxi home and stormed out into moving traffic and wandered around central London aimlessly until she found me apparently. Got no memory of it at all
How much did you win on that lad
>Post old skool grime
do they sell in packs of 4?
remember bluetoothing this to my mates at the back of the bus in year 8
*EGG CUSTARD TARTS fucking hell
abc.net.au
Hmm...
makes me wonder why he isn't more popular with black voters
Fuck off yank
youtube.com
Post bangers
>only free time is a sunday
>there's fuck all to do on a sunday
ah yes
And here we see a rare qt in her natural habitat
bit too sophisticated for a disabled lad to think up i reckon
Why is Trump suddenly winning? What happened?
Fair enough that's pretty cringe. We all do it though user.
She's probably just tired/ hungover and annoyed she had to look for you in central London of all places.
oh right lad
thought you were talking about trump 2bh, haven't got the time to follow the (You) train
>it's a ''non white brits spam nignog music in /brit/'' edition
Hillary collapsed on 911
only 50 more years to go mate
>rasheed
>supporting cromwell
You fucking spastic nigger cunt
>Already apologised and I genuinely have no recollection of what happened last night
same thing happens with me, but it will be we're talking or whatever and then she just ignores me or hangs up on me. That will go on for between 10 minutes to a whole evening. I try to apologise and she acts like I don't exist.
It's super childish. I've mentioned I don't like it to her before but she just ignores me.
One that has really stuck with me is that she wanted sex but I didn't, so she just ignored me for the rest of the night and didn't speak to me until the morning.
If I want sex and she doesn't, I don't really care and I still talk to her and act like everything's normal
>it's fedoraposting hour
Hilary nearly dying.
To be fair she's a sociopath and he's a retard but at least he looks up to the job.
All these leaked emails saying how she can barely walk up onto the stage etc.
My mum is not by any means a conspiracy theory type but your average 'watch the news and take my info from there' type and even she said to me she thinks there's more to it than penumonia.
If my average media consuming mum doesn't believe her, who would?
Seem to be a new gimmick, I keep seeing churros vans and stuff at shows.
>non white
>brits
Pick one, Rasheed.
>doing stuff
fuck off normie twat
It was revealed that the democratic primaries were totally rigged for hillary, she takes lots of bribes and she's at death's door
doing a hungry and tired
not having fun
gf is preggo lads
coon baby soon
A Rasheed would like to see the end of the Monarchy because it could mean the implementation of so-called "Islamic" law
turbo-rorke
>watch the paralympic 'marathon'
>they're all sitting down in wheelchairs
fucking disabled cunts
Wish I was white desu
she's green screening her rallies now
Seems a bit lazy 2bh
The queen is a descendent of the Prophet Muhammad, rorke.
is it your child, or your wife's child?
Greater London
grime has zero integrity, as soon as a grime shartist can make more money from pop music he'll jump straight to that
She tried to delete a bunch of emails about her failing health and nobody cares about her VP
bit edgy, lad
The claims are disputed
>tfw non-white I'm America
Feels good
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wish i was Uruguayan 2bh lads
too funny to be true, don't believe it
>she wanted sex but I didn't, so she just ignored me for the rest of the night and didn't speak to me until the morning.
My bird has done this before, you've got to tell her off for it and explain that she's being a hypocrite. It won't stop her ignoring you, but it'll make her come round quicker if she realises you've done nothing wrong. My gf explained that her feelings were hurt cos she felt rejected and feelings are the most important thing for a woman, but I just told her that was fucking retarded and to stop being so childish
it's our bull's child
We're just paying him to let us raise it
They all tried that before and it didn't work now they're achieving greater success from sticking to their roots
Same goes for nearly every niche genre
Time for bench, deadlift, rows and weighted planks
>.pk
Shan't be visiting this virus
newsworldpaper.com
never heard of the site before 2bf
>go on a date with a girl 4 weeks ago
>went quite well I thought
>only spoken to me twice since
>haven't spoken to her in two weeks
since moving to a different part of the country I have no friends outside of work and it's very difficult for me to meet women
I don't think I'm that ugly and I've had sex with 10 different girls, two of whom have been long term gfs but the only reason I met them was because of uni where I was constantly around women, now I don't go out on the weekends because I have no one to go out with
girl who wants to shag me is ignoring me
why woman
just tell me why you're being such a bitch lmao
Go home Pablo
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>We may never know for sure, but it is claimed by many historians that Queen Elizabeth is from the line of one of the Spanish Muslim Sayyeds.
Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.
>chest and back on the same day
actual mong
Yankrorke
normies fuck off with your gf talk stupid twats
Have you tried just going to a busy pub or club?
Finished epilating my legs and thighs
Used body lotion afterwards
Might do my chest tomorrow
could be the last desu
didn't read
tfw danish gf
solid advice
I'll use it the next time she starts ignoring me
waaaaah cry more Toby
here's hoping
I'd love to go trainspotting but sunday sucks for that sort of thing
>sex with 10 different girls, two of whom have been long term gf
nice attention seeking post
65049038
Fuck off
Reckon I may switch ethnicities for financial reasons
Just call me Dances-With-Bulls
>Second tallest man in the world is an 8 foot Iranian sitting volleyball player
alri tyrone
>Implying I'm Hispanic
I wish Klopp would give me a man hug
>MFW it'll never happen
by myself? are you mad? i'm too autistic to do that
I literally don't know what to say lads
>sucks
FOY
>doesn't know eroshare
best porn around lad
bender
Had another argument with the gf, might be over lads
Why are you here? Work? Uni?
kek and meme magic
spanked the finnish gf to tears again and now she's snuggled up to me and drowsing
I would glady go bent for Klopp
What an imbecile haha he totally accidentally quoted that and is definitely not me hahaha
Probably didn't go that we'll, or maybe it did but something has come up in her life that means she doesn't want to get into a relationship atm. You can't control other people m8 forget about it and keep on improving with each passing day. Gf will come
Hillary's campaign is unironicly over
It's sad to still see people shilling about for her
Her team asked if both her an trump could sit during the debates instead of stand,
What a joke, trump will destroy her
This will be like Kennedy and Nixon
can you imagine Cred Forums when trump wins
actually either way November 8 is going to be funny
fuck off paki
grime is a meme genre
still not clicking on it
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rorke
doing a slagpost
how do you find eroshare links?
Just pissed the bed a bit and mum is staying at a friends house for the night
fuck sake
Slagpost bestpost
unironically think I know the one on the left
it's a good video
young couple shagging in a changing room
porn reddits
1,2
good lad
are bowie
Don't care about that?
Can you imagine the shitstorm everywhere else when liberals realise their time is over
Studying for accountancy exams, it's shite being an adult lads
>...when liberals realise their time is over
Imagine being this delusional lads
christ
smash her lad
>young couple shagging in a changing room
Those vids are boring, it's like a pussified way of shagging in public. If you want to shag in front of other people then at least let them see it.
Ah here we go again
Think I'm dying lads
>liberals
FOY
>Letters keep coming through about my pension arrangements
Post 21 life is fucking girm.
If 30 is grim I'lm just gonna off myself
good point tbf
thank fuck I'm finished studying for good
Why?
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lucky cunt.
lad thats a very jaded thing to say, you will be dogging with gilfs next.
Just imagine having kids on top of all this bollocks
awful taste, I love it
1,2
pakis OUT
They say this is a big rich town
I just come from the poorest part
Comedown
Not really
rorkes OUT
pakis IN
friendly reminder that landlords are sub-human scum
t. Corbyn
anyone else just come here from reddit?
brazilian portuguese truly is a feast for the ears
not sure about this eurobeat meme lads
abororke
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
Unironically don't think I ever want kids lad.
I'm fucked after work. I earn a graduate salary and still have no money and live at home (pay minimal rent to parents).
Can't feed myself properly and look after myself, couldn't look after a kid.
No idea how people do it. That and I hate the fuckers, ever seen somebody with kids truly happy about it without having prefaced how much they love wthem with how tired/fed up they are of them?
The nice thing about not having kkids is that if I have a breakdown at 27 or 37 I can just fuck off somewhere and start again.
You know I'm right.
>comedown
pretty degenerate behavior
r/Cred Forums myself
always on the hunt for some good bants and memes and such
Lost faith in reality on a comedown once. Took me like 3 days before I returned to normal
Is she mentally ill or deaf?
What's the story?
>behavior
FOY
Haha yeah upboated :^)
>not wanting to ride the vengabus
youtube.com
are you even human?
>Clinton is now rumored to be suffering from a plethora of medical ailments, including: dementia, post-concussion syndrome, Parkinson’s Disease, brain tumor, brain injury, complex partial seizures, and many more alleged ailments.
My mate was constantly getting 50 on the Facebook football kick up game after I got 30 and I couldn't beat him for about a week
so I was just like "right fuck this" and just instantly got 117 points and now he can't beat me
revenge is sweet
aren't we all
arse is a bit sweaty
This intimidating bloke walks towards you at the sidewalk smoking a cigarette while staring at you
Do you cross the road to other sidewalk or not
and that makes me right too. Enjoy the gumming.
>Watching some youtube videos of a qt comic artist
>Read her twitter
>She's a lezzer
Waste.
Why not just say she's the reincarnation of Ivan the Terrible or some shi tif you're going to start making up stuff 2bh
>sidewalk
FUCK OFF YANK
pics x
nice blog
just made an absolute huge discovery lads, big post coming up
walk past a primary school on my way to work and most of the pram pusher with gaggles of screaming little turds look ready to die. feel sorry for the kids, they never had a chance, parents look like smackheads.
Why do you think dogging only involves older women? You're weird mate.
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Never reply to me again if you arent gonna answer my questions
ah yes
screeching
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I really miss the days when I was a /brit/ celebrity
I'm the OP image but that's not worth much to me when my posts don't get any replies
rorke
fucking kek
she's confirmed as having parkinsons
>gonna
FUCK
OFF
YANK
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Reminder that the black guy was killed while on duty in Iraq
the transvestite meme is pretty shit tbf
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Dirty pakis blowing up trash cans over here again
News hasn't announced who did it yet but lets be honest, when someone sets up a bomb at a marathon in New Jersey... it's a paki.
Guess the guy in the red shirt was busy in the second one
Must be a hard worker pulling in extra shifts to feed his son
not weird lad, just dont want to see another bright lad with a future at the money farm throwing his life away between the lips of gladys from Sheffield who looks 40 in the right light...
I was bullied for my big head all through school and look where I am now
fucking bullshit science desu
>british people don't say gonna
Get dicked buddy
Whats your problem bro
rorke
noo
do I eat then sleep or sleep then eat
What can I do though?
Only move I have is waiting for the uni disciplinary and inviting people to that, it's hardly a trial
HOWLING
>bro
FUCK OFF, YANKEE
Wow, whatever lad
Why don't thick niggers like you stay on WSHH?
You think Cromwell would have supported "Islamic" Law, you dopey, fat nosed cunt?
>le me
>shoopin le woop with friends
>wild derpina appears
>instantly start herping
>she walks over to me
>megusta.jpg
>asks me for a ciagarette
>lefuq.png
>that awkward moment when someone asks you for a cigarette and you don't smoke
>pokerface-activated.exe
>tell her i don't smoke
>she says nothing and derps away into the distance
>close_enough.png
Do people like this exist?