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Brit Street edition

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korean pop

up the ra

>EU states set to veto any Brexit deal threatening free movement
>Slovakia, Hungary, Poland, and Czech Republic ready to protect rights of citizens to live and work in the UK

ah yes, very impressive

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Are Dave

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Brighton is nice town tbqh

Stop this oppressive appropriation of /r9k/ culture at once

what're they gonna do

invade? haha with what army haha oh

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Skepta and dizzee

Fucking scroungers

British gf just sent me this

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an army of immigrants

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>2003 was 5 years ago

who /boybetterknowCEO/ here

who /spurs/ here?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37400280
>Jeremy Corbyn has said Labour under his leadership is reaching out to voters across the UK

Ah yes

>last 5

nice reading comprehension you fucking spastic

girl who I know wants my willy is ignoring me lads
why do women do this

Every American has one of these in their homes

Jelly?

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>"no, I do my weekly shop at Sainsbury's"

fucking billionaires

microsoft word
that's you
you're a nerd

stop MCing
go to the shops
buy a drink

Britain used to colonize other places and now they're being colonized.
Haha it's like ironic or something

neat

Don't care about any of the white boys who won it inbetween
Me
I'm in the pic related

Skepta is fucking shit, neck yourself if you listen to that tripe

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>>EU states set to veto any Brexit deal threatening free movement

good , we're full by the way

>colonize
fuck off yank

>neck yourself

hmm going to read Penrose - Emperors New Mind soon but it's got equations and stuff in it

>good, we're full by the way
I don't believe you, proofs?

>Don't care about any of the white boys who won it inbetween

Don't worry rorke radiohead might win next time

uuuuUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH LEETTTT'SSSS GET READY TO RUUUUMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE

LESS DO IT SENPAI

*glass shatters*

C O Y S
O
Y
S

>Those perfect, smooth bellies with chiseled belly buttons

NEED to jizz all over

YANKS OUT

fucking hell hahah
Corbynites BTFO

can no longer search okcupid without signing up it appears

absolutely HATE cucknadians lads

>good , we're full by the way

spurs going to merk it today Tbh

Rate me /brit/

>caring about award shows

third eye: calcified harder than diamond

sister is going to give my botty a right good seeing to later on

thinking about binning the gf
don't really want her to cry though, can't deal with people who cry over little things

skepta is beyond awful

>can't deal with people who cry over little things

she'll be used to it if she's been with you

Rorke

NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Theresa may has heemed everyone

I remember when grime used to mean something back then

youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>yank politics

FOY
O
Y

AH YES AN ENTIRE WHOLE YEAR AGO

Careful if you drive away foreign traders your colonial overloads might become upset. They might even tax you without representation!

>>>/yank/

who cares its a shitlord or witch in a foreign election.

ouch haha

screeching

toplel

>I remember when grime used to mean something

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Where it all began with Stormzy

Foy

Fake

same here
I've got multiple lectures with her too

Always pmsl at grime vids the way everyone stands about awkwardly staring at their feet nodding their heads

Some of them look genuinely on edge

>has get to change anything
Kek

stomzy only invented grime a year ago you mong

Grime was only ever good in the 2000s

Now it's too yankified

oh no a tarot reader said the girl doesn't actually fancy me

Not fake.
graphics.latimes.com/usc-presidential-poll-dashboard/

>grime

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Why does he wear the hat?
Does he think he's in touch with the workers if he wears it?

Got pissed and made a fool of myself last night lads and now the gf isn't talking to me, how do I get her to stop being so arsey?

you realise it's all the media's fault
if the media didn't CONSTANTLY misrepresent him, he would have so much more support and you know it

>why yes, I am a yank

normies OUT OUT OUT

its a tradition of the parties of the left, much the same as tops hats n tails for posh functions or a bowler for daily use if one is a conservative gent.

>Trump holds the advantage among those 65 or older.

He's won

>brexit and trump in the same year
Is this the end of the left, lads?

>Lib Dems

>Taking a selfie with a loaded gun ended tragically in Washington, when a man accidently shot himself in the face while taking a picture. His girlfriend was next to him when the gun went off.

>The man apparently had been greatly against Donald Trump, and many of his selfies included violence and profanities directed toward presidential candidate Donald Trump. According to his girlfriend the photo was supposed to be a joke about killing himself if Donald Trump were elected president.

>you realise it's all the media's fault
>if the media didn't CONSTANTLY misrepresent him, he would have so much more support and you know it

youtu.be/4vqj3AEMZBw

Post back when grime was for the real mandem

you can't
that's the way women work

>Why yes, I do indeed enjoy niggers talking into a microphone to a generic shitty beat, THAT'S what I call music

Got ÂŁ50 on Trump. Had ÂŁ250 on Brexit and some mong on here called me an idiot.

What did you do lad?

Come on and share. She's probably embarrassed because all her mates will be like 'omg your bf is such a lightweight, chad drank loads and he was fine. Can't believe user was such a state!'

Imagine if Cromwell has nukes

swings and roundabouts lad, it goes both ways depending on a lot of things internal and external, theres no guessing it beyond the next day at best, a government can die overnight if the wrong thing happens.

Fucking hell why did they vote for him

the gf

Screeching

but it makes him look like a twat and someone who thinks it's still the 1890's

my gf sorry

Rasheed

god it's like when black men wear flat caps to seem gentlemanly

these are fucking lush

well what someone looks like is down to personal opinion really, i think it makes him look like a gnarly old fisherman but he may think otherwise.

Literally everyone in Britain is a social conservative

Only students are going to support a pseudo-communist who wants to give away the Falklands, doesn't care about immigration and whose biggest """issues""" are shit like sexism and antisemitism

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Tell man shut up

Ikr, just gonna let her stew on it a little bit I suppose. Already apologised and I genuinely have no recollection of what happened last night so just have to let it run its course I guess

>white skin
>red hair
Not even worth wanking to tbqh

:3

Post old skool grime

youtube.com/watch?v=MQOG5BkY2Bc

Lads

What if we're all spackers and everyone around us are just being really nice and sympathetic.

We could be sperging out like nutters but so disabled that we don't know we're doing it.

only a rasheed would try to get yank politics out of /brit/

fuck off you stupid cunt

Corbyn is constantly slaughtered by the right wing media, including the BBC

It's also a shame the working class only read The Sun and other right wing crap

just bought 4 custard creams for 30p at tesco lads

Rasheed

Got so pissed I could barely stand, then got into a drunken rage for no good reason in the taxi home and stormed out into moving traffic and wandered around central London aimlessly until she found me apparently. Got no memory of it at all

How much did you win on that lad

>Post old skool grime

do they sell in packs of 4?

remember bluetoothing this to my mates at the back of the bus in year 8

*EGG CUSTARD TARTS fucking hell

abc.net.au/news/2016-09-18/donald-trump's-chimp-like-antics-behind-success:-jane-goodall/7856010

Hmm...
makes me wonder why he isn't more popular with black voters

Fuck off yank

youtube.com/watch?v=P_tRx_T5nFw

Post bangers

youtube.com/watch?v=qPJpieBR8U4

>only free time is a sunday
>there's fuck all to do on a sunday

ah yes

And here we see a rare qt in her natural habitat

bit too sophisticated for a disabled lad to think up i reckon

Why is Trump suddenly winning? What happened?

Fair enough that's pretty cringe. We all do it though user.

She's probably just tired/ hungover and annoyed she had to look for you in central London of all places.

oh right lad
thought you were talking about trump 2bh, haven't got the time to follow the (You) train

>it's a ''non white brits spam nignog music in /brit/'' edition

Hillary collapsed on 911

only 50 more years to go mate

>rasheed
>supporting cromwell

You fucking spastic nigger cunt

>Already apologised and I genuinely have no recollection of what happened last night
same thing happens with me, but it will be we're talking or whatever and then she just ignores me or hangs up on me. That will go on for between 10 minutes to a whole evening. I try to apologise and she acts like I don't exist.
It's super childish. I've mentioned I don't like it to her before but she just ignores me.

One that has really stuck with me is that she wanted sex but I didn't, so she just ignored me for the rest of the night and didn't speak to me until the morning.

If I want sex and she doesn't, I don't really care and I still talk to her and act like everything's normal

>it's fedoraposting hour

Hilary nearly dying.

To be fair she's a sociopath and he's a retard but at least he looks up to the job.

All these leaked emails saying how she can barely walk up onto the stage etc.

My mum is not by any means a conspiracy theory type but your average 'watch the news and take my info from there' type and even she said to me she thinks there's more to it than penumonia.

If my average media consuming mum doesn't believe her, who would?

Seem to be a new gimmick, I keep seeing churros vans and stuff at shows.

>non white
>brits
Pick one, Rasheed.

>doing stuff

fuck off normie twat

It was revealed that the democratic primaries were totally rigged for hillary, she takes lots of bribes and she's at death's door

doing a hungry and tired
not having fun

gf is preggo lads

coon baby soon

A Rasheed would like to see the end of the Monarchy because it could mean the implementation of so-called "Islamic" law

turbo-rorke

>watch the paralympic 'marathon'
>they're all sitting down in wheelchairs

fucking disabled cunts

Wish I was white desu

she's green screening her rallies now

Seems a bit lazy 2bh

The queen is a descendent of the Prophet Muhammad, rorke.

is it your child, or your wife's child?

Greater London

grime has zero integrity, as soon as a grime shartist can make more money from pop music he'll jump straight to that

She tried to delete a bunch of emails about her failing health and nobody cares about her VP

bit edgy, lad

The claims are disputed

>tfw non-white I'm America
Feels good

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wish i was Uruguayan 2bh lads

too funny to be true, don't believe it

wew

eroshare.com/m4pt400r

>she wanted sex but I didn't, so she just ignored me for the rest of the night and didn't speak to me until the morning.

My bird has done this before, you've got to tell her off for it and explain that she's being a hypocrite. It won't stop her ignoring you, but it'll make her come round quicker if she realises you've done nothing wrong. My gf explained that her feelings were hurt cos she felt rejected and feelings are the most important thing for a woman, but I just told her that was fucking retarded and to stop being so childish

it's our bull's child

We're just paying him to let us raise it

They all tried that before and it didn't work now they're achieving greater success from sticking to their roots

en.dailypakistan.com.pk/viral/is-queen-elizabeth-a-descendant-of-prophet-muhammad-pbuh-the-answer-will-blow-your-mind/

Same goes for nearly every niche genre

Time for bench, deadlift, rows and weighted planks

>.pk
Shan't be visiting this virus

newsworldpaper.com/index.php/2016/09/16/thug-fatally-shoots-face-taking-anti-trump-selfie-2/

never heard of the site before 2bf

>go on a date with a girl 4 weeks ago
>went quite well I thought
>only spoken to me twice since
>haven't spoken to her in two weeks

since moving to a different part of the country I have no friends outside of work and it's very difficult for me to meet women

I don't think I'm that ugly and I've had sex with 10 different girls, two of whom have been long term gfs but the only reason I met them was because of uni where I was constantly around women, now I don't go out on the weekends because I have no one to go out with

girl who wants to shag me is ignoring me
why woman
just tell me why you're being such a bitch lmao

Go home Pablo

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>We may never know for sure, but it is claimed by many historians that Queen Elizabeth is from the line of one of the Spanish Muslim Sayyeds.

Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.

>chest and back on the same day
actual mong

Yankrorke

normies fuck off with your gf talk stupid twats

Have you tried just going to a busy pub or club?

Finished epilating my legs and thighs

Used body lotion afterwards

Might do my chest tomorrow

could be the last desu

didn't read

tfw danish gf

solid advice
I'll use it the next time she starts ignoring me

waaaaah cry more Toby

here's hoping

I'd love to go trainspotting but sunday sucks for that sort of thing

>sex with 10 different girls, two of whom have been long term gf

nice attention seeking post

65049038
Fuck off

Reckon I may switch ethnicities for financial reasons

Just call me Dances-With-Bulls

>Second tallest man in the world is an 8 foot Iranian sitting volleyball player

alri tyrone

>Implying I'm Hispanic

I wish Klopp would give me a man hug
>MFW it'll never happen

by myself? are you mad? i'm too autistic to do that

I literally don't know what to say lads

>sucks

FOY

>doesn't know eroshare

best porn around lad

bender

Had another argument with the gf, might be over lads

Why are you here? Work? Uni?

kek and meme magic

spanked the finnish gf to tears again and now she's snuggled up to me and drowsing

I would glady go bent for Klopp

What an imbecile haha he totally accidentally quoted that and is definitely not me hahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=ftptAf0m3GM

Probably didn't go that we'll, or maybe it did but something has come up in her life that means she doesn't want to get into a relationship atm. You can't control other people m8 forget about it and keep on improving with each passing day. Gf will come

Hillary's campaign is unironicly over
It's sad to still see people shilling about for her

Her team asked if both her an trump could sit during the debates instead of stand,
What a joke, trump will destroy her
This will be like Kennedy and Nixon

can you imagine Cred Forums when trump wins

actually either way November 8 is going to be funny

fuck off paki

grime is a meme genre

still not clicking on it

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rorke

doing a slagpost

how do you find eroshare links?

Just pissed the bed a bit and mum is staying at a friends house for the night
fuck sake

Slagpost bestpost

unironically think I know the one on the left

it's a good video

young couple shagging in a changing room

porn reddits

1,2

good lad

>reddit

are bowie

Don't care about that?
Can you imagine the shitstorm everywhere else when liberals realise their time is over

Studying for accountancy exams, it's shite being an adult lads

youtube.com/watch?v=op56AizVYPE

>...when liberals realise their time is over

Imagine being this delusional lads

christ

smash her lad

>young couple shagging in a changing room
Those vids are boring, it's like a pussified way of shagging in public. If you want to shag in front of other people then at least let them see it.

Ah here we go again

Think I'm dying lads

>liberals
FOY

>Letters keep coming through about my pension arrangements

Post 21 life is fucking girm.

If 30 is grim I'lm just gonna off myself

good point tbf

thank fuck I'm finished studying for good

Why?

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lucky cunt.

lad thats a very jaded thing to say, you will be dogging with gilfs next.

Just imagine having kids on top of all this bollocks

awful taste, I love it

1,2

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474214638723.webm

the gf

pakis OUT

They say this is a big rich town
I just come from the poorest part

Comedown

Not really

rorkes OUT
pakis IN

friendly reminder that landlords are sub-human scum

t. Corbyn

anyone else just come here from reddit?

brazilian portuguese truly is a feast for the ears

not sure about this eurobeat meme lads

abororke

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

Unironically don't think I ever want kids lad.

I'm fucked after work. I earn a graduate salary and still have no money and live at home (pay minimal rent to parents).

Can't feed myself properly and look after myself, couldn't look after a kid.

No idea how people do it. That and I hate the fuckers, ever seen somebody with kids truly happy about it without having prefaced how much they love wthem with how tired/fed up they are of them?

The nice thing about not having kkids is that if I have a breakdown at 27 or 37 I can just fuck off somewhere and start again.

You know I'm right.

>comedown
pretty degenerate behavior

r/Cred Forums myself
always on the hunt for some good bants and memes and such

Lost faith in reality on a comedown once. Took me like 3 days before I returned to normal

Is she mentally ill or deaf?

What's the story?

>behavior
FOY

Haha yeah upboated :^)

>not wanting to ride the vengabus
youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw
are you even human?

>Clinton is now rumored to be suffering from a plethora of medical ailments, including: dementia, post-concussion syndrome, Parkinson’s Disease, brain tumor, brain injury, complex partial seizures, and many more alleged ailments.

My mate was constantly getting 50 on the Facebook football kick up game after I got 30 and I couldn't beat him for about a week

so I was just like "right fuck this" and just instantly got 117 points and now he can't beat me

revenge is sweet

aren't we all

arse is a bit sweaty

This intimidating bloke walks towards you at the sidewalk smoking a cigarette while staring at you

Do you cross the road to other sidewalk or not

and that makes me right too. Enjoy the gumming.

>Watching some youtube videos of a qt comic artist
>Read her twitter
>She's a lezzer

Waste.

Why not just say she's the reincarnation of Ivan the Terrible or some shi tif you're going to start making up stuff 2bh

>sidewalk
FUCK OFF YANK

pics x

nice blog

just made an absolute huge discovery lads, big post coming up

walk past a primary school on my way to work and most of the pram pusher with gaggles of screaming little turds look ready to die. feel sorry for the kids, they never had a chance, parents look like smackheads.

Why do you think dogging only involves older women? You're weird mate.

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Never reply to me again if you arent gonna answer my questions

ah yes

screeching

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youtube.com/watch?v=8v2k7FQ_zFo

I really miss the days when I was a /brit/ celebrity

I'm the OP image but that's not worth much to me when my posts don't get any replies

rorke

fucking kek

she's confirmed as having parkinsons

>gonna

FUCK

OFF

YANK

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Reminder that the black guy was killed while on duty in Iraq

the transvestite meme is pretty shit tbf

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Dirty pakis blowing up trash cans over here again

News hasn't announced who did it yet but lets be honest, when someone sets up a bomb at a marathon in New Jersey... it's a paki.

Guess the guy in the red shirt was busy in the second one
Must be a hard worker pulling in extra shifts to feed his son

not weird lad, just dont want to see another bright lad with a future at the money farm throwing his life away between the lips of gladys from Sheffield who looks 40 in the right light...

I was bullied for my big head all through school and look where I am now
fucking bullshit science desu

>british people don't say gonna

Get dicked buddy

Whats your problem bro

rorke

noo

do I eat then sleep or sleep then eat

What can I do though?

Only move I have is waiting for the uni disciplinary and inviting people to that, it's hardly a trial

HOWLING

>bro
FUCK OFF, YANKEE

Wow, whatever lad

Why don't thick niggers like you stay on WSHH?

You think Cromwell would have supported "Islamic" Law, you dopey, fat nosed cunt?

>le me
>shoopin le woop with friends
>wild derpina appears
>instantly start herping
>she walks over to me
>megusta.jpg
>asks me for a ciagarette
>lefuq.png
>that awkward moment when someone asks you for a cigarette and you don't smoke
>pokerface-activated.exe
>tell her i don't smoke
>she says nothing and derps away into the distance
>close_enough.png

Do people like this exist?