/brit/

wat, is this a different incident from the earlier explosion in NYC? fucking hell

>Janny takes a well deserved break and suddenly runts start making threads 10+ posts early just to get their shitty image in the (OP)
ah yes wonderful

does grey mean their heads are uninhabited?

aboslutely howling at this post

need more like this but higher quality 2bh

FUCK OFF NONCE

t. janny

my finnish gf tells you to fuck off

nonce

what's the point of you

>That one violent, dimwitted potatonigger is back
Wonderful

it's just going to bring him back, the stupid fucking cunts

bit noncey ngl

hmm ah yes facts are racist
wonderful

i dont believe you

A lot of butterfaces in that photo

there is nothing wrong with fucking 15 year olds

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reuters.com/article/us-new-jersey-blast-idUSKCN11N0K2
(no injuries in a Boston style attack)

Ye so there was an explosion in NYC, the bombing in NJ, and a stabbing spree of some sort somewhere else.

But on the upside, we've stripped the cunts of all but one city in the Middle East iirc and are probably still bombing them right back.

>le me
>shoopin le woop with friends
>wild derpina appears
>instantly start herping
>she walks over to me
>megusta.jpg
>asks me for a ciagarette
>lefuq.png
>that awkward moment when someone asks you for a cigarette and you don't smoke
>pokerface-activated.exe
>tell her i don't smoke
>she says nothing and derps away into the distance
>close_enough.png

wish this irish lad would just calm down
all he does is embarrass himself

dialed 99, waiting to see if you post any more until i press the last 9

@'ted the local bobbies on twitter too with a screencap of your post

feet are cold

the law says otherwise, lad

nonce

grrrrrrrrr

good lad

*stuffs some meat down my pants*
Hope he'll get my bollocks good this time
*lets you out of the cage*

grime is embarrassingly bad

I think Dolly Parton actually sounds better at 70 than she did when she was younger.

think the age of consent is 16 lads

marvellous post

dismal post

So bombings in New York and New Jersey, stabbings in Minnesota ALL terror related and yet very little coverage of it on the news? Hmm wonder why that is

going to the cinema with my 16 year-old gf
might shag her in the back afterwards

Should have stayed in the EU, they were going to lower it to 14

I go on the Daily Mail website to jack off over fit celebritys in bikinis and slaggy dresses

Might purchase a gram of cannabis later and smoke it

What do you reckon lads? Should I go through with this?

careful

got permabanned for joking around like that

Mum wants me to find The Walking Dead and American Horror Stories online so we don't pay £100 a month for Sky

Wouldn't even know where to start

>jack off

F O Y

Both posts I will not be reading

Aye lad, good idea. I would like to partake in this also. Can you forward me the name, number and address of your drug contact?

religion of peace strikes again

I would still do her

*bins the gf*

janny is on holiday lad

You're joking

Probably because they know pakis did it all.

Got some coverage here, Clinton also fell in the polls.

didnt read a word of this post

guess Romeo and Juliet laws make sense

You fucking scumbags

Read this post, worth it

>watching some porn because i'm bored
>go to move about an hour later
>leg all sticky from pre-cum

ahh yes very good

Buy a 35 quid Amazon firestick. Install that Kodi thing onto it. Done.

just reported you to the rozzers mate.

>le epic drug man has arrived

Hello to thee good sir!

guilty of this ngl

just ate 4 egg custard tarts

AMA

rorke

...

*bin hokes and finds a gf*
Happy days.

excellent post

...

what does time smell like?

>leaking pre-cum down your leg just from watching porn
Are you 12?

The Pirate Bay, extratorrent.cc, rargb.to are where I go now that kat is gone. Most big movies or shows can be found but for more niche stuff you might have to look elsewhere

...

who would you rather have sex with

your mum or your dad?

no, 25 year old kissless virgin

The big ones or just the poncey little single serve ones?

n-no detective
Weed isn't a drug; it's a plant

I've never precummed or had a nocturnal emission

...

Just read it's not supposed to just dribble out when you nut.

Good thing I blast off like a firehose.
Maximum impregnation.

just get a prozzie

No excuse desu.

Why would I be a detective? As you said, fellow dru--plant burner, marijuana is only a plant.

>Weed isn't a drug; it's a plant

...

where do i find hippie girls in the UK

not confident enough

how is that weird? after about 20 minute or more i always start to leak pre-cum

based caley thistle

taigs btfo

if they cover it the REAL enemy (Donald Trump and online trolls) will gain power.

THE REDDIT FLAG USER BETTER KNOWN AS ESSEX IS CURRENTLY WORKING AT THE GCHQ LISTENING POST IN CHELTENHAM FOR HIS PLACEMENT VIA THE CONNECTIONS OF HIS MILLIONAIRE DAD (POSSIBLY GCHQ OR SIMILAR AGENCY HIMSELF BUT CANNOT CONFIRM)

Cred Forums

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Bristol

in the bin

wew lad

I once decided to see how long I could go without wanking, on the 6th I had a very vivid lucid sex dream and woke up while squinting ropes all over my chest. It was fucking minging and made my entire experiment a waste of time

I can't say I've ever leaked pre-cum before actually stroking my willy. If I leaked pre-cum every time I got an erection, I'd have to bring spare trousers with me everywhere I went.

Down south swallowing their body weight in african semen.

Got my cock out just in time for murderball

i'm a tim 2bh,

just like posting from all sides for maximum (you) potential

hello lads im a cute loli

Literally just sharted

FOR FUCKS SAKE

read all of his post and stored the information in a safe place

FUCK
OFF
NONCE

get me some ammo while you're there will ya

post fucking machines

me too

ahh yes
the tables have turned at last

Kek

nonce

first good post itt

Squirting ropes*

Just follow the smell

I feel a wank is certainly on the cards

>QUITE FRANKLY

severely mentally ill lads

In london right now lads

for how long do you reckon

where do i find girls like this in finland?

pics x

I dare the janny to ban me

Bet he doesn't even have the balls

He is a pathetic worm of a man if I saw him in real life I would cave his skull in within seconds

saving up to visit Denmark
is it nice there?

Always thought big ben would be bigger in person

janny's can't ban. they only make suggestions to the mods on who should be banned

>most of the people are white
that's not london, liar

not long, probably 5 mins

I just want to get it out of the way so I can carry on with my day

They can give 15 minute bans

But he won't do cause he's too much of a puny coward in his mums basement

they're tourists

And as we all know mods take their job VERY seriously
>youtube.com/watch?v=yjWXutpYids

>Tourists in September

Help lads, time is running out
strawpoll.me/11251948
strawpoll.me/11251948
strawpoll.me/11251948
strawpoll.me/11251948

you haven't committed a felony. ask me for child porn

should i go to north korea or jordan at new year

Youre not allowed to call the janny any names because he is a precious little cut

It's Sunday you slag of course there will be fucking tourists about what are you on you daft twat

going to Devizes tommorow

Bet the janny hasn't even banned me yet

Haha what an utter wasteman

*opens thread*
*scrolls straight to the bottom, ignoring all of your snivelling, damp little posts*
*makes this post*

hello chaps

shan't be reading a single word of this

posting in the bath what am I like

mornin' george

Didn't read a word of this post

Lost 4 figures on gambling again lads

>It's Sunday you slag of course there will be fucking tourists about what are you on you daft twat

Pics

why is that road closed? some sort of leftist tantrum again?

>self censoring because you're afraid of HIM

janny wins this round

pics x

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You do understand that Cromwell was a Christian, right? You fool

>(1.31 MB, 1909x1937)
Shan't be opening this image I'm afraid

>gambling
absolutely degenerate.

So yesterday she said "I really had fun tonight"
Messaged her a couple of hours ago sayimg "yesterday was fun, let's do it again soon" and she hasn't replied. is this cos I didn't kiss her? QUITE nervous lads.

Janny is a little cunt bet he isnt even 18 yet

just filtered all british flags

He's probably some cathocuck

FOBTies?

>is this cos I didn't kiss her?
Bender t.b.h

reckon google is the best option for route planning and giving actually quickest routes?

FONT

rasheed

lads am I a weeb if I've watched death note?

how do you get the euro flag?

Where does it come from?

hmmm
pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=125265461

>FOBTies?
All on spurs -1 handicap
Might come in yet

I pussied out. I'll do it next time

Rasheed

yes.

doing a grindr

might get a gf

how do I go about this?

where do i apply?

Janny is thailad

yes

bit gay, definitely a bit gay this

bit bent tbqh

send your application form to the govt

there is nothing wrong with fucking 16 year olds

it's perfectly legal in our great nation

Dropped a can of coke on my foot the other day and there's still a massive bruise there lads, very sensitive as well

hmm...

Heteronormies OUT OUT OUT

...

rasheed

losing the plot

do you know what number the application form is for a qt white gf

dont want to end up with a big black chimp of a gf

keep banging my knee on my bed frame

nightmare

FOY

oh, really hungry now

It's been a while since I've done 500 calories

Guess I could have an apple or yogurt

Just gotta stay away from that chicken

>do you know what number the application form is for a qt white gf

>dont want to end up with a big black chimp of a gf

need a gcse slag gf

>do you know what number the application form is for a qt white gf
>
>dont want to end up with a big black chimp of a gf

eat whatever you want hun x

P45

Did some paki that thinks its a girl just talk

thought I heard something

youtube.com/watch?v=esXHTLJHWH0

mad ting say no more

Need more advice on why she hasn't texted back lads. Is it normal to kiss on first date?

Rasheed

...

he's the closest thing we'll get to a lass on /brit/ though tbf.

God wills it, lads.

GOD WILLS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I usually save first kissing till at least the 10th date

sex before marriage is a definite no no

Staying up to go to London later
What can I expect?

Having a yogurt

There was that commie slut who posted a pic here right?

no

NOT asking for mockery.

i want a lass from bolton
pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=117560986

Depends on how well the date went and what kind of girl she is.

Bucksqt was a genuine girl I think

Google "pakistan"

know for a fact there are at least 2 girls that post on /brit/ regularly

one is a geordie but she might be fat

>MDMA
enjoy your brain damage, mong

>paki kid

>edging for nearly 40 minutes
>found a video just as long
>doesn't even remotely buffer for the entire video
>stops completely literally the second that i cum

how does it know?

Explain

*mockery's you*

r-reee

Lmao her life is a meme

the unabomber was right

>4'7"

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=127272337

>who is josie
Albeit she's a mental butch lezza from buckinghamshire

pedos are so weird

youtube.com/watch?v=vbTACAMLhW4

Is this girl attractive?

>online porn
enjoy your erectile disfunction

just did a bit of sick in my mouth

you need more solid plans lad

She said "I really had fun tonight, we should do it again". But she hasn't replied to me saying we should do it again soon.

i want a lass

...

>wanking to streams

LMAO what a rookie

>womanlets

to catch a predator

Yanks used to hunt paedos for sport on live TV

fuck off you absolute cunts

not in the mood

ah yes very attractive

Thanks for the solid advice. I'll text her tomorrow saying we should go to do x on y day

>The music I enjoy is pop for example Sia, Jess Glynne and Demi Lovato

Who the fuck are they.

She has a massive conk but is kind of qt

where do you download from lad?

when will I grow up

Get a grip you utter leveret

honestly can't remember the last time I was genuinely happy haha

>that hairline

she photoshoped the fuck out of it but couldn't even fix her nose

Could have gone for a nice goodbye kiss, rather than a "sensual" one. Maybe she's busy, if she genuinely enjoyed it she'll text back lad.

Ordered some new shoes

>is kind of qt
Mate...

WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO MY GF

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3795234/Autistic-woman-20-cigarette-ends-burnt-face-sickening-unprovoked-attack-two-drunk-men.html

youtube.com/watch?v=eE3ZEQqpm3c

classic

crushed up 15 of these bad boys then mixed them with corn starch plus a little bit of water and I'm now using it as lube for my wank

so many munters on pof

Milton Keynes is full of munters fucks sake.

Lad who was wanking in Campbell Park do you have a sister?

*sprinkles fairydust at u*
look you're happy now

Aesthetic lifting shoes. What brand are they?

planetsuzy

>Sia, Jess Glynne and Demi Lovato
>Who the fuck are they

You don't have to like them but don't be intentionally dense

the gf
youtube.com/watch?v=mX5_4fWUkyE&feature=youtu.be

>to catch a predator
It's Hansen vs. Predator.
>used to
It's a new show.

why are women under 4'11 so unattractive?

Come to Wycombe m8 it's well nice innit

I'm not, genuinely never heard of them.

>myspace.com/sexyclozzer/photos

>sexy clozzer

Bet you could stick these slags to the ceiling with their makeup alone

outstanding post

Right lads, I've decided I'm going to get a gf before June next year.

>theres a real teenaged girl that has to interact with a real paedo

wew lad the show

Then turn on a fucking radio once and a while. How do you function in the world without knowing basic small-talk shit like Sia and whether her music videos are kiddy porn

Is it fuck it's a paki shithole.

Unless you've got some qt paki girls spare.

Up and coming Grime guys

>I'm not, genuinely never heard of them.

Gonna get one before October is over myself.

Thought most are in their twenties, just very small and young looking

where can i watch latest to catch a predator?

>teenaged girl

That girl is like 20, she's just short. Why do you think she's in baggy clothes and wearing a hat indoors

>paedophile
>interested in teens

eh no

I have to put up with my boss listening to radio 2 all day and still never heard of them.

Are they on radio 1? Never listen to that shite as I'm not black.

Former Liverpool footballer John Arne Riise had sex with Katie Price 'like a cordless drill' it has been claimed

>It's a new show.
oy veyy
sweet
I loved the old one

some guy blew his own head off on camera once

>being proud of the fact that you listen to radio 1

dire

I believe it.

...

1,3,2

Everywhere in Bucks is a shithole apart from West Wycombe which is nice villages, countryside and literal billionaire houses

my willy gets tingly and hard whenever I see a cute girl

might need to see the doctor about this

>Quick
>Britain
hhmm

think there would be legal issues with young kids
I imagine the paedos take what they can get.

NEED a gf in her 20s that is small and looks underage

nonce

>being proud of lacking basic social common knowledge

Ugh, that's a horrendous mental image

I am a doctor and I can prescribe you 1 gf

Rasheed

I was born in Wycombe and lived in Downley when I was very young, then moved to villages up in North Bucks.

All towns and cities are shitholes though tbf so every county will be the same.

youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk
youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk
youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk
youtube.com/watch?v=ePBOlkM7Kzk

creasing at these normie runts thinking anybody but the biggest plebs of society listen to the radio pop tunes

>>being proud of the fact that you listen to radio 1

>dire

look how the wall just crumples
youtube.com/watch?v=EcVh6EJ3-QA

nonce

Accept it goddamnit roooooo

>being proud of lacking basic social common knowledge

Really shows who the people you interact with are if they listen to radio 1 desu.

Do you live on a council estate?

Can we pause for a moment and ask how it was that this charming but pointless person rose to such prominence in our country?

>lived in Downley

Would kill myself desu it's literally paki and nog gang stabbing land

Might have to move up where you are

>colors
Don't think so sunshine

Lads
youtu.be/D2x19J9L7to

>37GBP for an eighth of marijuana
wew

>not listening to the no. 1 album in the classical music charts rn

took 4mg of valium to help me sleep but I don't feel anything

man this was the best show
youtube.com/watch?v=pa728cj1A7k

Because Miliband looked silly.

have a beer

Is it? Back when I lived there it was all white and I was on a comfy quiet road next to the common.

do people still listen to the radio?

Maybe cos he was the prime minister for like 6 years lol

>Really shows who the people you interact with are if they listen to radio 1 desu.

>Do you live on a council estate?

Music creates order out of chaos; for rythem imposes unianimity upon the divergent, melody imposes contuniuty upon the disjointed, and harmony imposes compatibility upon the incongruous

includes postage tbf la'

Every profile on POF has stuff like
>If you say "sexy" or something along the lines of that, you won't get a reply.

really don't like disabled people

smug spackers

Yes you plen

new

...

they'd reply if it was a peng black lad that sent it to them

HOWLING
I can get eighths of lemon haze for £25 from one phone call and a 5 minute walk
I thought the darknet was meant to be cheap hahahaha it's just for mugs with no connections

He was one of the worst prime ministers we have ever had

Strengthshop Coyotes
Only £65 and wooden heel is nice. I had romaleos a couple of years ago but sold them. Tbf the new weightlifting shoes from nike and adidas look great but I want to try wooden heel.

The nicest wl shoes ever are asics 727 tiger

Japanese girl at my gym has them in black somehow. Have to get them made to order

There are others that are cheaper you dribbler

I don't mind paying what I'd normally pay on the street to not have to leave my house and interact with hyper runts

Spragg?

maybe take like 6 times the dose and get back to me

>goddamnit

FOY

If by hippie you meant ugly then just look around you, you're in the UK after all.

ahh, 2007 quality camera phones - take me back