Why are russian posters so cute?

Why are russian posters so cute?

I want to hug them all!

Are we cute?

I need cuddles, it's cold here

Hold me, int.

*hugs*

cuz it's cold here and we need some love to warm us

:3

N-no! Get out! I don't need no s-silly h-hugs!
*except that I totally do*

Is it blood or lava?

That's the deceptions.
First you hug them.
Then you adopt them.
Then they reproduce and suddenly you're being annex to Russia.

I bet you smell like cinnamon

Almost right

More like shattered dreams with a hint of despair.

Lel, why?

>you're being annex to Russia

A man can dream.

This Russian guy that I used to fugg smelled like cinnamon

I miss him

A bit too straight that.

I smell like milk

Would let you tickle my prostate in a heartbeat, given the chance.

You're such a whore

Why would you want that?

Nah

Lewd

I love Russia, no homo.

Nope. My deodorant has no smell and i take shower 2 times a day.

Russiabros are too fucking whiny desu. There's no way that your country is as bad as you make it out to be.

Come and see for yourself. Take me with you on the way back.

russia > canada

russia > canada

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>i take shower 2 times a day.
Lier.

Everybody knows, pol, everybody...

>tfw no russian bf

Truly the worst possible feel.

Fuck off button lasted pole

We love Russians posters here

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>tfw no British bf to eat this with

I don't mind Russians. It's just their country that is shit, meaning goverment and infrastructure.

No, they themselves are shit. Their goverment is just a consequence.

Isn't it more tradition than consequence? You were always ruled by one man. Communism and your current democracy is just tsarat in disguise.

Thanks. Be aware of HIV

I want a russian bf. :3

a russian boy reply to me

tfw no Russian gf lads

What you want, Ahmed

>Russians
>reproduce

Thanks. If you are qt lady it will be very nice :3

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Looks like there should be Pakistan instead of Russia in this paste.