/brit/

what does he give to the girl

I get it for 25 CAD, and thats from my shitty "rock" plug. (dude that lives 5 minute bike ride away and is up all night)

From my dealer that I used to buy off to sell myself, he charged me 10 CAD per 3.5, good stuff.

>when you discover a meme 10 years too late

BoJo has definitely raped someone and paid them off. Those are the eyes of a sociopath.

what should I ask the barber if I want this haircut?

it's razor blades if I remember to shave her fanny

pof is absolute fucking shite, don't bother with it

Tinder is the only one that works

6,7,9,10,3,2,4,8,1,5

youtube.com/watch?v=0Hbw4ZZbG5Q

white

Lads

>what is nostalgia

why dont you have a seat?

>willingly getting ripped off
you are a hyper runt, git gud

>scots

twitter.com/NatBuster/status/777515409016848384

why don't you just leaf

Some of you wasters are cruising for a bruising.

no I used to watch the show when it was on air, it was funny as fuck

dailymotion.com/video/xcsez3_one-of-the-best-to-catch-a-predator_fun

>girl literally entered puberty
>not considered mature

the west is dead

Already have an irish gf m8.

Prime Time of your life
Go and do it now don't wait and live it today

Proofs

the gf

4 is a bloke

3 us the best

>yanks get 0 paid holidays a year

lmao

FULL VIDEO FROM THE OP
vvvvvvvv
youtube.com/watch?v=0Hbw4ZZbG5Q
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

come and get me lad

>gets right to the point
>stays on topic throughout

Radical Larry's sister?

why cant you make fun of a lezza

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C L A R E

Reckon Bernie could heem Trump if he takes over after Hillary dies

>pink nipples

>never judge a book by it's cover

She's not wrong

love how 1/3 of the predators they catch on dateline nbc are indian or mexican lol

think I preferred the sex worker stories to pof posting sorry no offence just my opinion

what the fuck is this

bernie will be dead before hilary

how did she get away with it

alri lads
how ya doing

very good

I used to live in BC, I know how cheap you get it

I live in the middle of nowhere

LADS!!!

>i am attracted to this girl who is fully capable of reproduction

>"you need to be locked in a cage for holding that opinion"

imagine being this spooked

Yes mate, massive market in the middle of Devon

>not one fit lass has been posted so far

Lets change that.

right wing moralism is the true degeneracy

My crazy Finnish gf haha

youtu.be/1-JBP4VBXHY

hmm

It's probably time I leave scotland

girl I'm seeing has fantastic chebs
haven't seen her for a week and I really miss them

Why is mummy always so nasty lads :(

haram

youtube.com/watch?v=1ZF-rmbQV-Q

SPOILER THAT FUCKING HOG HOLY SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=6qfQH1s6iXg
doing a listen

god that fucking face makes my stomach lurch

*likes, comments and shares*
Trying to help you out lad :) x

>posting my webms without my explicit permission to do so
this is going to court

>posting ur gf on the internet
u mental m8?

reminder one of us was the guy who went to school with sara and posted her twitter for the first time .

ps. it was me

Trump has a 97% chance of beating Hillary and a 99% chance of beating Bernie

ugly mong

Post ard bodied new releases

all the internationally translated versions, especially the ones in euro languages have fucked up covers. I remember one of the french ones giving me nightmares.

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gays out

C'mon laddy

The lads were posting their gf's yesterday it was loads of fun

big choon

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spooky
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473631174023.webm

she looks much better with that lip ring

genuinely repulses me

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hillary is leading in all actual polls

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literal nonce

your body matures years before your brain does

Are hot meals common in UK secondary schools?

Do they cost money?

she's dropping nearly as fast as she did last weekend

the russian stalker one is 10x better

>2016
>not being a nonce

me in fabric (RIP)

youtube.com/watch?v=aC0EYufA4nY

just watched green lantern

I don't know what all the fuss was about, it was okay

*twats self*

His brain yet to do so! lol!"!!!!

Pizzas in the oven remind me in 20 mins x

yes

yes

Reported to your local mosque
Expect a hefty reward

I have a copy of a l'ecole de sorciers 2bh

in love lads

yup, the dragon kites fucked me up when i was 12

keep telling yourself that lad

she's got it in the bag

the bf

Yes to both

youtube.com/watch?v=mN9EilPYqOw

omg lol!
*compresses jpg as much as possible and shares*

yes
yes mostly
gov.uk/apply-free-school-meals

Hey Kate, wanna be my mate?

yeah, the bodybag

>(1.44 MB, 4442x3013)
Shan't be opening this today

post it lad

nothing wrong with fucking a 16 year old slag as long as you know you're taking advantage of a mentally underdeveloped runt that thinks its cool and a status symbol to sleep with older men

same, not a fan

me in Berghain
youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs

why don't you have a seat over there for me

No Irish gf for you

perfectly legal

is the conjuring 2 any good?

the first film was alri for a horror flick

FUCK OFF YANK

Women sleep with older men all the time lad, not just teens and certainly not to get some status symbol

FUCK ME lads farts are absolutely REPUGNANT

chemical weapons these, UN should do an inspection of my large intestine

>16
>illegal

The lads were retards then.

Serious question lads, are gym showers in the UK completely open and communal? Or are they their own separate cubicles?

I want to join the gym so I can have a run or a cycle before work but I really don't want to get my willy out in front of other blokes, it's pretty small and I'm self-conscious of it. It would be a deal-breaker for me.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473967462045.webm

>mentally underdeveloped

meme. 99% of people don't advance beyond the age of about 14 intellectually. that's why we're mired in a void of cultural garbage.

Farts come from your bladder retard

Get Hans Blix in there the madman

that bird's dress is selling dreams

>99% of people don't advance beyond the age of about 14 intellectually. that's why we're mired in a void of cultural garbage.

wanking to some black women as we speak

Can guarantee you there'll be some old bloke in there with a smaller cock and no shame whatsoever 2bh, there's a couple that never seem to leave my local gym

Not true, girls I knew from secondary were much nicer and mature human beings after uni.

They're in cubicles

>99% of people don't advance beyond the age of about 14 intellectually. that's why we're mired in a void of cultural garbage.

Just get hard before you get in the shower so no one thinks your willy is small

Now this really makes you think...

Yes, but you act as a beacon of hope, pumping out cultural greatness....

Oh wait

>Tfw the slaggiest girl in the year AND the biggest normie lad in the year have just sent me friend requests

W E W lads

>gym showers
would never ever use those
no sir
too much bacne

>99% of people don't advance beyond the age of about 14 intellectually. that's why we're mired in a void of cultural garbage.

Would you say they were nice? Would you consider them healthy?

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Ahh yes, the old ''if you call muslims terrorists they'll become terrorists'' meme

friend requests are utterly meaningless

slags and normies just use them as a sort of popularity score, the more friends they have the better they have succeeded

guarantee you nothing will ever come of it

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i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474055300815.webm

it wasn't electricity but it was fire instead

>99% of people don't advance beyond the age of about 14 intellectually. that's why we're mired in a void of cultural garbage.

s-stupid sexy pakis

>Stop saying bad things or else we'll blow you up

Ah yes made me do a thingk

It's actually hysterical how lefties treat pakis like they're some semi-sentient, volatile beings who will literally detonate if you hurt their feelings.

>No, don't say mean words or the followers of the religion of peace will murder us!
>Muslims are still normal people just like us who integrate you know!

>trust us goys, its not hillary's bombs that are radicalising the islamic hordes, its trumps words!

They were ok, probably healthier these days but I dunno.

i'm getting sacked in the morning

XDDDDD SO HOT AND SEXY, I LOVE PAKIS NOW xd

ASS

TITTIES

ASS AND TITTIES

ASS

ASS

TITTIES

TITTIES

ASS AND TITTIES

Did not open

Fuck off paki

*unzips pants*
Heh, get on your knees and I'll sack you right now

RUDDY NORA

FOY

wtf I love big tits now!

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went to the gym this morning lads

what do you reckon of my progress?

good post

Thoughts?

They're already radicalized lad

child fuck off

fucking hell

imagine having a vagina

Aren't they grounded?

same x do you have kik? I love white boys x

>that lass caught mirin

>gif

fuck off

I am one of the most evolved people currently alive. People are too brainwashed to understand my message. I obviously can't compete with the brainwashing apparatus of the elite.

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member when /brit/ was good?

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me in the middle

Do you reckon he's natty?

Looks natty to me

NEED to go to akibahara lads

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Stop posting degenerate slags. It's Sunday ffs

They have QR codes on their bums

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same lad, wanna share accommodations in tokyo?

I've been and I have zero interest in anime or video games

If a woman has tits this big and hasn't had them reduced then you just know she's a skanky slag

Come join me we'll take the bus to there

I remember when south park wasn't just political stuff they got off the internet the week before

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wouldnt mind painting the chebs on the left with me bollock juices

>NEED to go to akibahara lads
>same lad, wanna share accommodations in tokyo?

Having flu sucks

Explain this grape meme

>Stop posting degenerate slags. It's Sunday ffs

wew

good slag

wish my gf would send me pics like this ffs she's absolutely rubbish with a camera the stupid bint

>If a woman has tits this big and hasn't had them reduced then you just know she's a skanky slag

WTF I LOVE BUMS NOW

Has anyone here been to more than 30 foreign countries

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Lads which country in the EU will be easiest for me to get citizenship in so I can bail when we leave?

also
>no bra
>cleavage: the blouse
>probably bending over because she saw the creepshot wanker

how does he lift this much?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472105618356.webm

i don't get the point with the handicap toilet rails
i can hardly get my legs up on those damn things, so how is a handicapped person supposed to be able to do it?

honestly think most girls who get their tits reduced are mongs
all they need is exercise

steroids, not joking

>arm snap
BLYAT

Land of Ire

ah yes the so called north

put too much hot sauce in my chilli

There those ropes from the ceiling the speccies can hang from

Belfast is mentioned in a David Bowie song.
Belfast relevant.

nah, can't stand the smell of soy sauce

laughed heartily at this well done

So literally what is the point in trying to legally enter a country like a first-worlder when all the politicians and media sympathise with illegal immigrants just waiting outside the door until they are let in?

t. have a Yank fiancee and am sick of the stress, depression and financial trauma of just attempting to get a visa

A powerhouse of a woman if I've ever seen one

>t. have a Yank fiancee
traitor

I live on the EAST COAST REEEEEEEEEEE

there are no asians here goddamnit

Need this girl to fire an arrow directly into my sack
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472656832350.webm

>American can't get a UK visa

Poorfag pls

wew
me too x
iktf

Films women can't understand

It's an old as fuck clickbait prank video on youtube from a TV show mate, it's set up that way

But that's besides the point. Women who have really big cups will likely have back problems. If they'd rather endure the pain for the sake of getting attention from men, then you just know that they're slags.

>tfw you aren't secular enough to live in the old continent.

*shoot an arrow

Reminder

>all those milf

Are you a sick cunt or a sad cunt?

>I live on the EAST COAST REEEEEEEEEEE
>there are no asians here goddamnit

Aguirre

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3 women in my family had breast reductions

my mum had 2, once in her 50s because the government was essentially giving her a free boob lift

reminders girls are supposed to get pregnant between the ages of 12 and 25 and anything older is western degeneracy

65054341
>reddit frog reee XDD
>le japan is superior, yellow fever weeb
very canadian post

Quite funny how not long after that, the program decided to have some paki in front of the screen to hand pick social media comments instead of using polls

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473108527049.webm

>tfw you will never die from a roid induced heart attack in a sauna in SEA

sad cunt

literal paki

he's handsome and I'm not :-(

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=109340054

>the second picture on her profile

howling

>Women who have really big cups will likely have back problems
women who exercise regularly and keep their back strong wont have problems

its only because women have bad posture, and keep a sedentary lifestyle that they get back pain, and often women with big tits use them as an excuse not to work out.

>reminders girls are supposed to get pregnant between the ages of 12 and 25 and anything older is western degeneracy

me having a feel

anti-traditionalist

>this kills the general

>6' 0" (183cm
wew

this

women having kids beyond age 30 is causing a BIG rise in birth defects

08
cheers for the (you)s newcunt

proud of it

reddit

she's a big girl

>>the second picture on her profile

>howling

i've been posting on /brit/ since before the fedora gimmick

its one of the worst we've ever had

good war films i can do a watch of tonight?

seen all the usual ones hoping i've missed something

>wahh wahh fuck off u dont think like me u dont belong here
do one rasheed

go right off a girl when i find out she smokes

in 2016 as well

the women in my family are stong and were pretty much stable adults by age 15

that is something you might not recognise in your family

Star wars Episode 3

come and see

slag
pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=124671490

>liberal minded people are the ones DEMANDING conservative, religious and dogmatic third worlders be imported into our society en masse

hmmm

you are welcome to stay.
but your opinions are wrong as i have firmly demonstrated.

>this thread
wtf I love big /brit/ now!

dubs confirm good taste

tfw no viking gf

cringenadians fuck off please

sorry dont know any

bridge on the river kwai

>you will never shag her

just got my chicken out the oven lads
It's a nice bird

you a bender lad?

any slags lads?

nonces

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need a stunted growth gf who smokes

Fuck slags

Post wife material

k-on

so?
whats wrong with slags?

>first world
>adult by age 15

ok

>can't post her face

point proven 2bh

people think iceland gave women the right to vote early because they are liberal.
actually it's because the icelandic women are strong, intelligent and deserved the respect of men

>mfw the US had an openly gay (male!) governor before us
>mfw SF had a gay mayor almost 50 years ago

err excuse me???

>dimple

>10 Black women kicked off train for laughing too loud win $11M

YASSSSSSSS SLAAAY

gf wants to move in with me (or pretty much me moving in with her) but fuck no that means no more freedom
yet im wondering wats going to happen if i say no because its too early

you only watch for the meme girl

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Battle of Algiers
Bridge over the River Kwai
Ashes and Diamonds
Born on the Fourth of July
Stalingrad
Khartoum
Flesh and Blood
Deer Hunter

>female Prime Ministers

>the oppressive, sexist Tories: 2

>the progressive, tolerant Labour: 0

Occasional anomalies don't change the overall pattern

not looking for my hard drive cable just for you

you do realise we are an isolated island in the middle of the ocean and a large portion of us are farm-raised

>heavily stylised pic

point proven 2bh

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There are only 2 openly gay heads of government in North America, America has 1 and we have 1. Ours is a women at least, so its more pure.

because lefties should learn it doesn't matter who is in charge

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good lord

doubt you do much farming when your country looks like the moon

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wife

which was?

looks too much like her demonic aunt

you're getting a smack m8

smoker girls are always ugly chavs

sick burn

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>you will never have this view

wtf i hate my life now!

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Would spaff upon

not a huge fan of blonde girls
they're alright but I don't get the fascination

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I thought it was, and I quote from >go right off a girl when i find out she smokes

That doesn't imply that all girls who smoke are ugly, it means your a bender.

most racist thing I've seen all day

very silly thing to say

you obviously know very little about iceland

people told me i'd want kids more as i grew older

28 now and i want them less than ever

The dad's face tells me he's gunned down at least a few koreans, japanese or vietnamese in his time

Think you're gay user

can i marry your sister?

i sincerely doubt you can top her current boyfriend

what is it about blonde hair and blue eyes that is so fucking sexy?

I thought all you are huldufólk living happy together .

Your good self?

idk its not that special to me

describe him in detail, im a pretty advanced specimen myself

a little bit like Devon

big more rugged and windswept though

Avril Lavigne!

t.jamal nagundi

>aunt is flirting with me again

real mountains too la
jamals are the ones that crave aryan looks the most

I like black hair/blue eyes better (with pale skin)

what you've been conditioned to like because its common in france, although i wont deny that is the objectively sexiest european look

an extremely hardworking and skilled 191cm tall brick shithouse who makes very good money at age 25

its what I have too tbH
only my dad is more brownish than black haired
but mum sis & me have the same ting

hmm gonna need a source on that mr leafman

I have black hair and blue eyes :3

going to try a plank with 40kg of weights on me

how old is she x

the caucasian potential gf
pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=125710671

MENTIONED

unironically think that Devon is the best county

quite glad that we always get left out of london vs north debate because they both forget we exist