/cum/: Political compass edition

DESU DESU KILL DEGENERATES SENPAII

fedora faggots who made this retarded picture

We need your cum here

reee anime get out

> Open fresh /cum/
> Leafs still not banned

You're beautiful but you're going to slip away

worst love live.
fuck you
just go

>wake up
>america hasn't had any more happenings in 12 hours

Manhattan had an IED explosion and I'm scared to go to work tomorrow

I honestly can't stand such an overrated language like the french language, i'm fucking tired of it.
it's just sounds so unpleasant to me, i don't know why. Every person that writtes and speaks french sounds incredible arrogant to me
and i don't even care what they're saying
stupid ass ridiculous shitty sounding language, seriously

huh

so im literally hitler..

Freedom h8ters not allowed itt

Voy a pinchar tu culo, puto.

Chicanos > mexiasquerosos

Minnesota had a mall stabbing. We're culturally tolerant here, and we love Muslims.

That's why this god damn Somali faggot decided it was okay to try and kill people.

What is freedom compared to Latvian nationalism

Funny thing is that it was in St Cloud which is a bit more conservative compared to the cities

We need more stabbings in uptown to scare off the liberal hipsters

t. culo peludo.

>somali
they need to be eradicated
fucking nigs can't keep their mouth closed
mouthbreating pieces of shit

Similar (even a bit) languages allways sound strange. That`s why i can`t take anything in polish or ukrainian seriously, anything sounds like a joke.

Sorry but Hitlers are not allowed itt

And you're literally Hitler sooo

Liberals are trying to act like absolutely nothing happened.
I've seen:
>shaming trump for saying a bomb went off
>shaming someone calling the explosive an "IED"
>people saying everyone is fine and that it's business as usual a block away from the explosion site
Rightist hyperbole doesn't go away because you say "nothing happened" over and over again. 25+ people ended up in the hospital and at least 3 bombs were planted in NYC. It's not as graphic as what happened in Boston but it's on the same level, and no one was trying to minimize that.

just got home from the psych ward lads

you sound awfully commie like

People are getting more red pilled day by day. They see through the media's bullshit

Either a troll or a liberal, I can't tell.

Qi lai! Qi lai! Qi lai!

You don't have to be a troll or liberal to despise Hitler
Nazis would have fucking scorched you from the face of the Earth had they defeated the Soviets

haha

good one

>tfw booking ticket soon
my body is ready

You're an idiot

If you're fighting for a side that 2 of the most powerful countries hate you're doing something wrong

What did they mean by this?

NICE.
Kaohsiung Pier-2 is pretty comfy with all the QTs selling their handmade shit.

Is the GF waiting and ready for action?

tell me about shreveport, louisiana

we took the chance to kill commies

one of the most famous legionnaire songs mention how "we'll beat the russians, then we'll beat the germans"

The Germans gave us weapons and allowed us to kill russians. Nothing wrong in that.

After the war you even used our legionnaires to guard nazi prisoners.

Yeah we are going to get an apt. Probably going back to Yonghe since it's cheap and easy to get into Taipei.

No kidding, I live in St Cloud. I was getting drunk last night so I wasn't near the mall when it happened, but I heard about it.
That's why my roommate got a dog to scare them away. It's a fucking beagle, but they're still afraid of it.

This guy know what's up.

Mais pourquoi?

Because he's too dumb to learn another language and he likes dick

what is the difference between tea party and libertarian party?
are the down under guys anarchists?

The questions are fucking retarded

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*tells you to shut up*

>Born in North America
>In Canada
>In a nearly 90% white province
>White

>Part Irish
It's like nearly getting quints but then being off by one

Is spek related to snek?

Today is national cheeseburger day.

I have decided

Nice brb

why is there only one post by actual mexicans here( i am american on holiday)?
have they abandoned the general?

because people make it look like it's a ''sophisticated'' language when it really sound like you have a dick in your throat, you can be saying the nicest thing ever and all i hear is disgusting guttural sounds
but everyone feels like they sound marvelous lol

CHI

CA

That burger looks like dog shit. Barely ripe tomato, cheese that isn't melted, bun not toasted, meat looks dry.

I could probably crash at a friends empty studio in Sanchong district right next to Cailiao station (so also on the Orange Line) for a while if I were to move there. IF I only had the money.
She should really convert it into a proper apartment, the place is huge and the ceiling is like 5 meters high, could make for a two level setup there.
Her parents own the whole building and another one too, pretty sure she would have the money for it.
Still bummed I didn't get to fug her kek.

You'll continue uni when you get there?
Another friend used to babysit the kids of a Bulgarian couple who teaches English in Taipei. The kids were both born it Taiwan so they must be living there for a decade or so already. I wonder if they have any special qualifications or if I could simply live that English teacher life as well.

I'm all for crazy fast food but this burger does not look appetizing at all.

Go fuck yourself instead

>because people make it look like it's a ''sophisticated'' language when it really sound like you have a dick in your throat, you can be saying the nicest thing ever and all i hear is disgusting guttural sounds but everyone feels like they sound marvelous lol

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My man.

I like French because it sounds so rough, don't understand the sophisticated meme. It's a linguistic clusterfuck and I'm pretty sure it's gone furthest from the Latin base than any other Romance language. It's the exact opposite of "refined"desu.

I might end up going into a masters program after a year of being there if I feel like I'm going to stay a while. It's not really my thing, but if I can teach in a university instead of a fucking buxiban then I feel like two more years in university is worth it. I guess average pay in unis is about 100k/ month which is more than enough, but I'm not really sure how competitive it is.

I wish I was an Anglo Master Race...

>he hasn't had a French girl whisper in his ear

Dude just end it

>100k
Damn

I tend to judge languages by how cool they sound on radios and video games.
British English - Cool
German - Less cool, they always get these nasally sounding men to voice German soldiers desu
French - Cool
Russian - Very cool
Italian - Silly
Portuguese - Cool

>I wish I was an Anglo Master Race...

Please leave

>Italian
>silly
You know nothing kid

Italian is silly as a motherfuck

no
de
mierda

It's not silly when I fuck your mother

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You're right, I haven't heard a lot of Italian in the media. Only thing I have to judge it on is BF1, where they sound okay, but not as cool as the other factions

When I was at 世新 I asked around and the people working there teach a base of 12 hours and make about 100k on that, but they have more hours available if they want. It's a pretty sweet gig.

>muh heritage
yeah ok tony

What do you like the most?

youtube.com/watch?v=zJrPwdIV7zA

I never claimed heritage Yang

S Q U A D U P

shoulda went to uni

I always thought I was more left-authoritarian (?) ish but no way do I believe in Communism or Bernie (ugh).

But I believe in helping others as best as we can, getting healthcare and good food to the poor, helping people get jobs, helping environment and animals/people on the street. And helping prisoners too, get their lives back on track and coming back into society.

I also believe in more social conservative, like families staying together and loving each other in thick and thin. I like wearing skirts, I want to be a housewife. I don't like casual sex, swearing, screaming at people, etc. And I think there is no excuse to kill a baby. Nope, sorry. My #1 issue, more than anything else, is pro-life.

So where do I fit in? Where is social conservative/economic left?

French
Italian
Japanese
Russian
the rest
French VA had a more powerful giving of the dialogue.

A debate is about to occur in poland about a woman who was raped and impregnated by her father, but the state is disallowing abortion. What is your opinion on that case?

Just go to school there for a year or two and then marry in. You won't be able to succ as much tho. What's the market like for German teachers there if you didn't want to teach English?

Not even sure there is much of a market for that

The English, Italian and Japanese actors did the best imo

Hey /cum/ all of our dreams will come true if you believe in me

i believe in you

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What the father did is wrong, he should go to prison obviously. He probably is seriously messed up in the head to rape anyone, let alone his daughter.

But why oh why oh why would you kill an innocent child for the crime of his/her father? Its wrong, I'm sorry. If, God forbid, your father went out and killed or raped someone, do you think this justifies yourself getting the death penalty? Its so barbaric and sickening to me. We don't even give the death penalty to the rapists themselves (and rightfully so), so why would we kill children like that?

We need to outgrow the entire concept of punishing children for the crimes of their parents. Children are their own people. The end.

It's wrong. If you wouldn't want someone killing you under that circumstance, you don't want to kill someone else under that circumstance.

Video game dubs are always so shit in Germany.
I wonder why, because our movie dub game is ON POINT.

Don't give up bruh.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZElRJYMzv5o

I'll just open a nightmarket stand selling bratwurst and currywurst

That makes sense, as long as you're also willing to accept any and all of the suffering the child will incur, whether that be from the trauma they'll undergo in the orphanage they'll be left at, or any genetic maladies that could occur from incest .

xd

had a laugh

Sounds like good fun

Hi.

it's finally set in just how unhappy I really am
sometimes I wish I wasn't afraid to kill myself desu

I'm thinking we need to start a Catholic Theocracy party in the US. Economic policy hardline leftist, and social policy moderate conservative.

We could get rid of all this religious tension in the US if we got rid of all the other religions.

>awwww sheeeei niggus dei finna catch on

xd

you are such a speshyul snowflake

Daily reminder the south will rise again.

Give me liberty or give me death.

>oy vey im speechless goy

god im bored

youtu.be/fQqaZgSss9E

Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing on Cred Forums. I don't fit in.

>died from AIDS
lmao

I want to learn náhuatl so badly.

drink some xocolatl and it will come naturally

hmmm i used to be higher on the social scale, i wonder what did i answer differently

Fuck, had a panic attack during the speaking section of a shitty toefl test, literally wasn't able to 'state my opinion' on any of the questions asked, even went as far as to swear softly to myself, fuck. At least i aced the other sections

Nill the Kiggers 2bh

kek election in Berlin and AfD got almost 14%, Merkel's CDU got BTFO hard with the worst result since the late 1940s and even the "winning" Social Democrat party lost a lot of support yet they're all on full damage control "14% m-means almost 90% are still against them!! hah--ha.." and act like we're on the brink of a new Hitler-Era.

Translate this for a dumb canuck that doesn't know anything about politics pls. Is shit going down?

Does that percentage guarantee AfD a place in the bundestag?

I've come to molest American boys :3

fins out

>tfw homeless since July
>tfw have to use library internet to shitpost here

;_;

No it's just elections for the state of Berlin. Berlin is a shithole anyway, nothing that could save it.

Next year will be general elections, let's see what will happen until then. They want to make Merkel the candidate as chancellor of Germany again and still keep claiming her refugee politics have not been what's causing their party to go down the shitter.
If the AfD receives more than 5% they will get a seat in the Bundestag and I'm almost certain they will get a good few more percentage points than that.

there is no more boys or girls in america. All they have now is non-binary kins.

get a job loser

Just woke up a few hours ago after a closing shift and already in an hour and a half I'm gonna have to go back to close again
At least I think I'm coming down with something so I can call out of my 8 hour opening shift on tuesday and get 3 days off in a row

There will be boys and girls once I've satisfied my appetite

Most places don't want to hire you when they realize you don't have an address

Where/what/how do you eat
Don't tell me you go through the garbage

stolen from Cred Forums
Feels good to be passive

then move in with your mom

Collecting cans for bottle returns, begging on the streets, garbage

I'm in NY and you'd be amazed at all the perfectly good food that tourists throw away

die scum DIE

fantasy football will take me into a downward spiral leading to alcohol poisoning

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Why do peoplw aay that fasciam and communism are opposing ideologies?

youtube.com/watch?v=TH9sxQ0b0uA

i've never eaten duck, is it good?

>t. CollegeHumor.com

>I've never eaten duck
What the fuck

Duck is good.

Are Amerindians really that tall?

youtube.com/watch?v=BMdjWWDprkM&feature=youtu.be&t=26m50s

Political compasses are inaccurate ways of determining somebody's political ideology.

>HEYOYEHANGANGANGANG
>drum is a bucket wrapped with leather and bicycle tire
>meanwhile Disney Channel is blasting on a huge plasma

tell me again why people think it's bad they were almost genocided completely

It matches my political ideology.

is that strange to you or some shit?

umm...yes?
Is duck some sort of novelty meat in Canada.

This is true

Supermarkets have duck but most people don't know how to cook it, so it's fairly uncommon.

I always do this test and get Libertarian. Feels AYY WEED LMAO m8.

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How do I remove niggers from NYC without dying/ killing myself

I wish they had more questions about international politics

Pinochet was pretty based though

wtf gf sent ME this

Go outside and get laid u fat fuck

Krauts OUT

What in the fuck is going on in this thread?

shut the fuck up you skinny ass virgin white boy

politics

as usual

This is old but probably still accurate

>southern gringos

Here's the graph

someone please help me. im hungover. what are your hangover cures? so far ive just made myself a cup of tea, ate some beef jerky. and took some ibuprofen.

>A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress in a democratic political system

shit man how have you been?

ex-gf sent me this wTf

Heavy metal

oh god no.

Been great m8

Lurking Cred Forums from time to time as I been working in some projects.

And u?

Reported to your local imam.

oh it's the "i have a wife" special snowflake spic
que tal

I need to move to Texas

You say that but that is basically what alimentary democracies are but whoever is in power has total control.

can you handle 90* heat for much of the year, & lots of mexicans?

Have you watched King of the Hill?

eh

doing pretty good, still wasting a lot of time here

Social Democrats have the political philosophy of a 15 year olds.

Sup Kevin Saladin, just chillin ...how's the caliphate lately?

I think my dot is inching northwards every new time I take this test

plz habeebi no :"(

Texas is shit desu, don't move here
t. texan

Wait till you have someone to get laid in a daily basis, you'll barely remember 4chins exists

It's a part of growing up.

I need to move to Seattle or Oregon
Based Pajeet

p-plz no tough/rude guy posts, ok?

>cut my feces into nuggets

working on it haha

Bullying is a millenials's construct, human can't develop emotional resilience without being mean or handling some bantz from time to time.

Good luck

kys

which state should I move to, lads? there are so many choices.
only have one requirement so far: hot

hmmm

California, New Mexico, southern Arizona, Nevada(lol, dont do that), Texas, Florida

If you dont care about the epicenter of every american stereotype, the deep south is brutally hot in summer

same

Florida

rate

Mittens tier

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Surprised at how many people are generally in the soft bottom left box. I thought, considering how much we overlap with pol, everyone one would be in the top right corner

Where's the Scandinavina economic model strenghtened with labor rights protective of migrants strong enough they effectively deter the exploitation of illegals and reasonable common sense limits on legal migration?

Why don't we just ban 3D porn? I can't see a reason that it would harm anyone and it would eliminate the porn industry. At the very least we should ban the monetization of pornography

Arizona's gonna legalize weed soon so you should come here

Fascism believes that people exist to serve the state rather than the state existing to serve the people

Cred Forums is pretty retarded about a lot of things, like the environment and porn

Cred Forums is retarded about everything*

FTFY

I've gone on Cred Forums to pretend to be a right wing nut. I'm surprised how many people are actually like that.

Move to the US Virgin Islands.

they're pretty much correct about the chicanos and the blacks

>tfw no american bf

When you put it like that fascism sounds kinda fucked
Although they're both pretty fucked becaused ultimately the politically elite win and everyone else loses

This

I am too intelligent for /cum/

That's not an achievement m8

Don't lie to yourself

I often question if I'm smart enough to post in /cum/

Some jewjorkers died, so what?
Who gives a fuck?
Cunts die everywhere all the time, I'll care when it happens near me, until then idgaf.

my ideal job would be a human cannonball
all you get paid for is to just sit in the cannon and get shot + you are the climax of the show

Damn, I need to reevaluate my life user...that sounds actually nice.

First of all, no one died
Second of all, of course you don't care. You live in a completely different country.
That's why nobody asked you your opinion, but thanks for sharing anyway (not).

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Is she still in Germany?

I would have been just as libertarian, but further to the right 10 yrs ago

No one even died? Now that's a shame, and it makes any attempt to hype this even more ridiculous and stupid, especially since that's what whoever did it wants.
Stop chasing that burger, its being pulled by a Jew.

Arizona, New Mexico, Southern Colorado

I have homework that needs to be done but I just to don't do do it

I lack the discipline to sit down and focus on getting work done
It annoys me

I have never played a touhou game

really makes you think...

Good fences make good neighbors. If people don't agree with that in day to day life they aren't really libertarians.

Ok, thanks for the purity test. I'll adjust my beliefs in accordance with the results.

>have a 500 word essay due in 24 hours

Just do it fag. Also you might have too many distractions at your dorm/house
Figure out a time in your schedule to go to your Uni's library and crunch it out.
I used to go two hours before class to just read/take notes and finish any homework.

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hmmm

the US government is bombing SAA positions and clearing a direct path for ISIS's advance

WWIII soon

I want to impregnate a Dutch girl so badly.

>Mexicans
>general sense of empathy for other humans

This thread was a mistake.

you were a mistake buddy boy

SHOTS FIRED

fucking chicano lab partner forgot to give me the data. fucking asshole.

Have you chosen your topic?
500 words is easy

conceiving u with ur mum was a mistake

I have to many distractions in my room and nowhere to study around my apartment other than the floor
I'm backed up on homework as well
I fell awful

>trusting a chicano to do anything

and that fucker lied straight in my face.

Should I replay brioshock remastered or TES:oblivion ?

falling behind sucks but at worst you might just have to pull an all nighter to catch up.
just focus on completing your work one class at a time

coin flip it.

last number of my post
odds yes
even no
dubs post dick

Right, that's it. I'm moving to Kamloops and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me.

STop

oblvion as an archer 2bh

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It's too late, the plan is in motion.

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What do we do about Minnesweden?

alphanewsmn.com/chaos-breaks-mall-america-islamic-celebration/

i'm sorry

CANADA BTFO

Burn it with fire! Root out the heresy for good!

Murdered

I'm gonna try to get started

FUCK MINNESOTA

>keeping another class on the burner in case one of my classes get canceled
>if it stays enrolled and we do get a prof, I have to drop the other class
>already used 28 of 30 withdrawl credits

I could do with some tots

Onion rings are better than french fries.

>>already used 28 of 30 withdrawl credits
how many times have your dropped a class to have credits?

>losing to team europoor

I seriously hope anyone's country here doesn't do that

well duh

this single post made all the time i spend in /cum/ worth

Remember, get a good job so you can support a fat bitch because SHE'S WORTH IT.

XD

Ive dropped...7 classes I think

t. chubby chaser

Americans are pretty chill dudes

I've never had onion rings

better get on that

I could do that with a Japanese gf,

Yo, are europeans incapable of understanding sarcasm(besides the english of course)?

I was introduced to one of my m8s roommates and he's from france. We started talking normal stuff, but once more comfortable I just started talking and being really sarcastic and the french dude didn't seem to understand it scarsm and shouldn't be taken seriously. I think he thought I was mocking him or something, he didn't look amused, but my friend and I were just having a good time.

except sonic's. Those have so much sugar, i can feel diabetes in me.

back from my ban guys

needs more Le and lemon key face

Idk if I want to get game now or wait until winter sale

winter. it is not going anywhere.

>I dont know if I want to pay full price now or get it cheaper

>typical wisconsin woman

reported

but I'm so impatient :(

t.

FLYOVER MOO COWS

Watched Punch Line last summer. I remember enjoying it, but not understanding a thing that was going on in the last few episodes.
Might watch it again.

>Economically left
That's accurate

>Socially left and on the border of libertarian, near Ghandi tier
That's not accurate for me at all.

This test is crap

>''an explosion in NYC is automatically a terrorist attack''

I can smell the fanservice from that promo.

twitter.com/Jenn_Abrams/status/777548437273255937

t. Confederado

Alright lads, tell me about Mississippi.

dont go to mississippi

are you guys sure the explosions in NYC weren't just Con Edison gas leaks?

Niggers

dem child bearing hips

Are niggers easy? I mean, how hard it's to bang one?

You don't want to

Those fingernails make me uncomfortable

Pretty easy

who here /pizza/

just had some presidents choice frozen pizza

>you lived long enough to fight in a gas war

who yukonboo here

state full of inbred retards who drink too much whiskey tbqh

Notice how no Canadians have responded, yet.

How is Calgary syrup bros

I like Yukon

that picture is clearly fake

Does it snow in Mexico?
I can send you a box of snow this winter if it means something to you.

Why?
Tell me more

>cum - canada us mexico
>you want canada banned
then just make a fucking /um/ general

I want to buy land in the Yukon and build a house there

because i literally could not care less what some irrelevant twat thinks on twitter

Are you white?

Fennoswede so yeah

Then it'll be easy to fuck a nigger

its real, amigo. It's Tombstone park in the Yukon. crazy colors 2bh.

Do tell me more

>turned in wrong homework assignment to professor
>no redos allowed

why is she appropriating white stuff sheesh

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that is a disgusting dinner and i was planning on making the new, fuck you

M16 is one of my top 10 all-time favs

You should unironically kill yourself

It's hard to understand jokes like that if English isn't your first language. Double meanings and irony is really hard to translate, though you could probably teach him if you're bothered enough.

When I was 11 there was a boy from Hong Kong in my class and he was incapable of even beginning to understand euphemism, so it's not just europeans.

Wow she's pretty. Is she a model or something?