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kontol
wake up wagecucks
posting but sage
your waifu a shit
hmmm
New Harry Potter film you should watch it
k i help
I must to be productive today!
Bump for the Philippines
tnx senpai
Yes!
>selamat pagi
>philippine and timor
>not malaysia and brunei
met pagi sob sarapannya jangan lupa
Happy end
Im motivated for work today.
>he works 13 hours a day
>tfw heavy rain
i got class in an hour
hope the rain subsided
dw just like in anime a cute girl will show up to share an umbrella
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more like sillypenis mirite
is this how the Brit feels everyday desu
Magandang umaga
Just watched this. Not really a happy ending because Rem was NTRed
czek'd
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How do I help mend my daughteru's lecherous ways?
spank her
It takes 1& 1/2 hour to travel from Tandang Sora to Caloocan. Shit is ridiculous
WHAT HAPPENED TO FUCKING EMERGENCY POWERS TO SOLVE TRAFFIC?
shilling for bullshit traffic again?
>get banned in crappler
>reddit banned me for posting
>philstar now banned me
welp my paycheck from expo center, araneta gonna get slashed again
they usually ban the dutertetards and marcos cucks
which is unfair this but they get paid anyway
Der enternashonal meja Stop distabelising my belaved philippinesDU30
lmao
and yellowcucks will be posting here instead, just go shill lp at pnoyexchange and stay there
That' what you get for watching shit.
Its almost over, yay.
Feels good being laid off
Witch probably punishing Rem for killing MC in another timeline
its dutdut shill time
Is afritada for poorfags
Tfw Im eating it again
Is quarter life crisis actually a thing?
No
Yes
you mean adulthood?
no
my fucking shitty lifestyle and my way of life in college is still the same as today, added only income to fuel my lifestyle
what are you, 12? why does it matter if you're eating something that defines you as a poorfag? this ain't an elitist board, you eat what shit you want.
Yea
>up speed 48.6kB/s
>2016
>not getting cucked by peers
check your privileged brown pldt user man
youtube.com
who the hell made this ?
>2010 + 6
>240p
how is this still possible?
This is so fucking lame and cringeworthy
So embarrassing
>I am 13 years old and I cringe at everything
>typical yellowtards reaction outside of their reddit "safezone"
go back yellowman and stop samefagging
A demon never lies
A human lies more
Yuck, so this place is full of dutertetards
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Very commie tier propaganda-ish,
Yikes
That's the shilliest of paid account bots I have ever seen
LOL
I laughed hard at this, but this is a start.
Philippine anime, SOON >:D
>65078726
>everyone who don't agree with me are dutertards
yeah sure. you're the one shitting up this thread with your "uhh cringe" faggotry and I bet that you don't even contribute anything asean related without your plebbit copy pastas. I suggest you to sit the fuck down and just do what a typical edgy teenager like you likes to do, /wrist.
>65079224
>everyone who don't agree with me is a """yellow 13 r old""'
Ayy Lmao
Tbf posting pro dutdut propaganda and marcosshits is cringy
And shits up the thread even more
take your shit to Cred Forums
take your Cred Forums to shit
shitpost pa more
sige kwento mo sa lolo mong panot
>tfw you will never be a chink living in your comfy chink land with comfy weather
Why even live lads
mga putangina niyo lahat
My upload speed is shit given by pldt dont blame me
>tfw no chink gf
>65080047
What a low class kanto tambay reply
Is there any equivalent to this for /asean/?
edi wow
kaw na rich kid
What did he do?
>chink land weather
>either flood season or drought season
>never snow
>never summer
>never spring
lad
help
Post your pantsu first.
Training his wife's son :DDD
I have to know what this is.
Dont worry mang, game is bretty gud, i got memed on by the memeoires then rekt them in 2nd half.
Game is smooth.
i wanna commit suicide lol
just be a drug pusher lol
i still see brunei notes still being pass around in eateries here especially those 1 dollar ones
Soon all your notes will be replaced, hehe.
Do you have the limited edition 20 notes?
yes, still waiting for years now ;__;
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so sad
except we don't associate ourselves with polynesia. I'm sure that more than 75% of our population are not even aware that they exist.
im part of that 75%
>was
because now you're aware of them.
now i wanna kill myself
I like cute girls.
Are you a lesbian?
No... there's nothing wrong in liking cute girls.
how's your day, lads?
name? curious to the story of why did he face smash a little girl
Makes me wonder if we do have such event what would be do?
Kuda kepang,wau,gasing,congkak, wayang kulit fight or something?
I agree with this
Takraw obviously
>Rem:zero
The number of times she won.
You take that back, you jackass!
Rem is better than the red knockoff of her.
delet dis disrespectful post
Heh, at least Rom got some loving unlike Ram which fits her by the way.
>switch off
>lose all memory
Heh.
It sure is quiet today.
>philstar.com
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Oh shit, I forgot this is /asean/, not Cred Forums.
What's the point when it will be Malaysia vs Thailand finals 99.9% of the time?
We need some sort of chuuni gasing fight.
Good for her
Something like Battle of the nations would be fun but I doubt there is a way to make it safe enough for sport without Yuropean plate armour.
>fight in the battle of the nations
>get smashed to the ground by Israeli knights with battleaxes
>de lima ousted as justice chair
YEL16WT4RDS
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While we file for an extension lmao
Bump for timor-leste
better than literally nothing happening: the country
Shes not required to be in the first place
Tho Very trap move for dutdut allies
What a fail
You can tell they can even go through with their force propganda
We won.
We could do it austronesian style.
yet it made her totally assblasted rofl
based cayetano
Trapo*
The flips are back.
forgot the link: youtube.com
I hope they asked the composers who made the background music. They might get copyright issues.
wassup monaco here
Zika Virus get out.
just because you're living in a sheltered life not giving a shit about your typical pinoy doing shabu doesn't mean the government doesn't have to do anything about it. i bet you never traveled outside your house
>Dick replaces De Lima
demolition job coming from yel16wt4rds isn't over yet
Richard "suspend habeas corpus" Gordon
Ayy lmao
Seriously, this is dangerous
oh wait it should be yel16wt4rd2 since there are 2 abstain
What about dangerous cute girls?
you've been complaining for almost 3 months that your life is in danger
thats what you get for doing drugs kek. you should prepare to post your last will on reddit
I can't even conceive how Du30 supporters wholeheartedly believed and supported his War against Drugs, when past war on drugs didn't work, even on the US. The "war" only led to the militarization of the police force, increase in police brutality, increase unconstitutional actions by the police and the state against its own citizens it swore to serve and protect. This is not a war against drugs, this is a war against the poor as a scapegoat for pent up frustrations by the people (a la germany against the jewry, circa 1930s). It's second phase of the war on drugs will undoubtedly be a purge of the political opposition. Be it outright murder(a la Soviet Union,1930), or widespread discrediting of the opposition. All in all, this is a war against the civil liberties of the people, a war to establish a totalitarian regime
im not watching the news. what's happening?
I lost faith in him after that what a fucking moron
They just replaced a bias with a another bias that's on their side
>oy gevalt! it's annudah shoah
I am against ejk I just wanted to meme
Thank you Serbia for DJ Kontol
youtube.com
drugs drugs drugs
tilapia!!!
drugs drugs drugs
is this reddit?
We have DJ Titi here.
>tfw nobody knows what titi means in Malaysia
are the flips shitposting again?
Why do we gooks/trannies/island niggers so bad at sport lads.
Titi is acceptable female name here.
you exaggerate things too much as if druggies gets instadeath for doing stupid shit like drugs
if you did a bit of research, we had around 1200 dead druggies by police operations and aroud 712,000 surrenderees all over the country. the poor gets killed because they are usually the target market of drug pushers, and you think as if you can still slap these drug users into senses when they just thirst for more shabu and would resort to killing their victims just to steal money and buy drugs.
just look at Bagong Silang, live there a month, then come back here and tell us you want the government to protect those drug addicts.
every duterte speech has drugs in it, i'm really sick of hearing his speech, imagine if you're martin andanar and you get to hear his drug speech every fucking day
>muslim holiday
>lel i hate drugs
>freed abu sayyaf prisoner
>lel i hate drugs
>graduation ceremony
>lel i hate drugs
>military ceremony
>protect the country
>also i hate drugs
jesus christ shut the fuck up about drugs already
The Senate hearings on the EJKs are now going to be chaired with by a Senator who would rather give the President more emergency powers by which to prosecute anyone on""""' War on Drugs""'''
It's so not bias, keks
it should atleast have been lacson
I want Flips to stop their Cred Forumssting now!
I like Yandere
But Yandere chef is gone
Clearly they are already admitting defeat and indirectly saying their method is shit
And they are automatically guilty lmao and not victims at all
report these fuckers if you want to do something about it.
it's the nutshack
And thank god for that.
I would be surprised if Little Miss Yandere Chef decides to pop up again.
fli/pol/sting is the heart of /asean/
as long as it continues to exist, so will fli/pol/
having said that, the general post quality can be dramatically increased if we just oust all flips into /pinoy/, but that would be like cutting off your foreskin to eliminate the risk of infections on the foreskin itself
I guess what I'm trying to say is it really makes you think
Duterte in a local internet café:
"Kuya, extend pa po. Half year."
Joking aside, the original deadline (three to six months, which is September 30 to December 31) is coming. Sure, he made a lot of progress, but failed to realize that change is not fast, even instant. And he haven't driven a jetski yet to West Philippine Sea.
looks like /asean/ salt harvest season has arrived
Magandang gabi
Not salty just disappointed
True tho they just replaced a bias with another bias on their side
Magandang gabi para sa buong bansa
That's better than having Masturbate as a name of an island.
He could take all the time he needs, I don't care. As long as:
>Due process is observed
>Human rights is respected and not violated
>Concrete actions are also done in other areas, like poverty alleviation and corruption
most people complaining about """""EJK""""" are high likely to be druggies anyway
people i know who hate digong doesn't even bring shit up like EJK, just his silly rhetorics and abyssmal international affair handling
Now we are back to thisAyy kek
Indons are badminton masters.
who gives a shit lol
all you can do is whine and actually do nothing about it except do drugs kek
We used to be #1 but nowadays I'm not sure
Its dangerous because the senate is now the lapdog of the admin this is now a bipartite.
Even back then with previous admin LP having the most seats the senate was the strongest opposition but not anymore
We only have the judiciary left at least for now
From what manga is this? I cant believe he was that popular back then
i'm making /pinoy/ and separate the flips from /asean/ 10 post before bump limit
it's time to separate or /asean/ will whine about Cred Forums for the next 6 years
just do it now
OBOSEN
Titi means bridge.
Whew
In 2022: "对不起,我需要六年多。"
nah im sure asean is discouraged to post here because of the amount of pol in this general, just let them make their own /asean/ so it comes off as clean slate then we make our /pinoy/ thread.
nice reddit meme faggot, i bet you're so proud everybody uses reddit words like 'dutdut' now huh
just do it now,there's no difference
flip nose
do it now,the sooner you learn the better
That's exactly why we need to separate.
People told me it would be easy to get a thai gf
Who lied to me ??
FLIP CHAN
TIGHT
PUKI
nice stache
YOU do it then
Elves don't have tight puki
'1 night gf'
says the guy who asked his arse to be sodomize by The Jamals
You have money?
If not are you skinny?
If not are you good looking?
If not are you funny?
If not are you confident?
I havent seen dutdut in reddit or even in Facebook which I frequent
Its a Cred Forums thing
>/pinoy/
Lol bring on the pastas
I don't know that,I've never tested to find out
can i test you then?
As long there's puki down there
do I get a choice?
i can insert kissu and spooning as a sweetener
>implying
okay but I only want it for the kiss
slut
so you dont like spooning or love?
YELLOWTARDS GET THE FUCK OUT
GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT R/PH YOU FUCING PIECES OF SHIT
DUTDUT IS GONNA KILL YOU FUCKERS
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BURN IN HELL MUTHAFUCKASSS!!!!!
Boypuki is acceptable
pilipinas son chinas
i prefer julia perez before she was famous desu
that vid still make my kote hard af
jealous
/flexit/
I preffer random fb girl desu
by gf they didn't mean a real ""girl""friend
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love too
spooning?
pussy can't handle opinions
stop fucking inviting us to your shit thread chink niggers
is this your way of showing love? then okay
>Y-you're not P-pinoy if you are a permanent resident/immigrant of another country
(lol
This entire regime is overtly defensive and has resorted to intense damage control and propaganda.
I can marry a qt Malaysian girl, fuck her until she shits me twins, become a Malaysian citizen, kiss Najib's feet but it won't change that I'll always be a Pinoy and therefore am entitled and can give a shit to my birth country.
indon why are you using your war flag?
Are you both done ejaculating?
taktaraktaktak
like mike tyson once said
i will fuck you till you love me
i wish China would anschluss you
such a fiery mouth
they're bff with china now
>not knowing duals exists
git gud son ;^))))))))))
"a good duelist always has a spare deck"
-Bastion Misawa
aren't they friends with Britain since they fuck all their children?
thats australia
google peter scully
He did say you may offer your suggestion, but that he's also entitled not to give a shit about it.
>muslim
dont you ever speak to me again unless you are not one
He sounds defensive and can't take the heat.
He needs a safe space like Tumblrinas.
jus sanguinis
but i love pashabicep
gets closer-
d-does this work in real life? victims of crimes like kidnapping sometimes end up helping their captors
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Why my country gave up nukes i would use one on you
Or Cred Forums lmao
It sounds like the kind of thing duterte would say or has he already have
Duterte would say that he was misunderstood, mistranslated, hungry, media's fault, etc.
stockholm is the capital of sweden for a reason.
oh really? the way the filipinos worship white cock you'd think it was the capital of the philippines
Aku rasa kena up balik /nusantara/ ni. Memang takkan berpisah pun /asean/ dengan politik filipina lagipun bila semua discussion dalam english mula lah ada bule yang merosakkan suasana damai dalam thread ni. Kalau bab thread slow tu perkara biasa. Aku sekarang pun tak ada kerja so kalau nak bump tengah tengah malam pun no hal.
Bincangkan dengan berhemah (15 markah)
inb4 bunuh diri kamu
are you okay?
sounds like you have fish bone stuck on your throat.
Allah (swt) should strike Indonesia with another tsunami, only against the overpopulated shithole Java instead of Aceh, which did no wrong.
The deaths of many Indonesians including the shitheads posting here will be a cause for rejoicing
Gua udah ngerasa pengen banget untuk ngebalikin /nusantara/ buat 1 kali aja supaya udah bebas dari diskusi politik filipina.
>inb4 nanti sedikit banget balasan di threadnya agar sampai ke halaman 10
Gua udah tahu.
Dan gua gak peduli.
that's mean
Post your face when a QT highschool girl sleeps on your shoulder while on comfy bus and raining outside.
Biarin aja deh kalau dikit banget pun balasannya. thread /mena/ juga kadang ada kadang nggak. Menurut aku kalau diskusi pakai bahasa lokal lebih seru, mungkin meme oc nya juga turut berkembang
>mfw this post
I think you need a timeout from /asean/,buddy.
>tfw spent till dawn inside a dunkin donuts with qt girl for project
>tfw she was sleepy on the jeepney and rested on my shoulder
>tfw too shy
1. Muh yellows
2. Muh media
3. Muh I don't care
4. Muh historical """injustice"""
5. Muh drug pushers
6. Muh De Lima
7. Muh mistranslation
8. Muh impromptu answer
9. Muh UN
10. Muh fuck America
>qt highschool girl
Yuck
Hindi pa naglilinis ng puke yan
Good Evening /asean/, my name is Faris im 33 years old and i live in Malaysia. i just came here to tell you all that Muslims are not terrorists, i will come back to this thread and post this friendly reminder again soon. that is all for now may you all live long, happily, peaceful and prosper. Thank you.
Hai Aiman
and what does your statement have to do with stockholm syndrome?
whas tha massa? u wan put bases he'e massa? kill our citizens and leave us fo' dead in conflicts you instigate massa? o fo' shaw, we gibs it all to u fo free too massa on the coun' o' us bein friends on equal footin' an all yessa
nigga u dum
>ousted by the clown of the senate himself
>literally BTFO because of my Pacman
HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAFHAFHAHFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
pacqiaou cant even speak english straight
get rekt de lima internet defense force
I am against ejk myself but seeing all these libtards desperately latch on to someone as dubious as delima (and by extension that scummy fuck matobato) makes me want all the accusations against her to turn out to be true. it would be a triggering of unheard proportions
We are already in conflict with china before they returned up north
The reason why china is fucking us because we kick them out and neglected our military
Pinoy pride is just deadly at this point
If you want the conflict to stop in mindanao then separate and let the Muslims have their kingdom back
Pacquiao didn't oust de Lima, 10 senators(including him) did.
This is how your civil liberties dies.
Only idiots will celebrate its demise.
Looking forward to those voted for Duterte to suffer its consequence.
>If you want the conflict to stop in mindanao then separate and let the Muslims have their kingdom back
No fuck off, they can stay a minority in ARMM and stay the fuck in there.
Do you honestly the rest of the christians there would stay quiet? Or did you not know how many organized christians militias are just waiting to fight the muslims if the wanted to fight?
Hate breeds hate and many of the people here wants the moros to fuck off.
Don't worry, your gonna suffer along with us too.
newsinfo.inquirer.net
What a wonderful replacement
Top kek
Lel guess we do need the Americans
maybe this will allow him to clean the squatters out of the streets and make them fuck off and clear the traffic.
I don't give a fuck as long I can have my money but they need to go.
t. YEL16WT4RD2
Hontiveros, Drilon, trillanes, and De Lima on suicide watch
my feeling for flip-chan
my man
those fuckheads need to stop making our road be filled with stupid side car freakshows every fucking day
No they can fuck off too.
With them around supplying the rebels they can get the fuck out too.
Fuck them
excuse me princess, but we're busy BTFOing the redditard me
please don't ever quote me or my wife's son ever again
>implying it will affect your neet ass
go out sometimes
ThisPaquio is a useful idiot
>t. subhuman wong daerah nigger
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and an influential one too
steven sanjaya please
Or china can replace themPinoy pride pa more
Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither
>t. Ben Franklin
be vigilant but don't be hyserical alarmist cunts. for now I'm pretty sure they won't let him get away with that. and I don't think duts is considering it either
kek. this is exactly the image that I need when plebbit yellowcucks gets btfo.
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Which attest to our the dutertetard idiocy
pulling out the china card again today when noynoy allowed china to settle on scarborough shoal
talk about irony
But slums tend to be hotbed of crime or worse.
A planned settler program would do some good if it goes well.
im going to sleep now
mahal kita
>fistfight with a monkey
he asked for it lmao
>a populist getting the votes
wow what a surprise, didn't figure that out!
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>meanwhile will continue to masturbate to Malay-chan while he sleeps
It's an infinite loop.
Remember when Cred Forums was flooded with anime & hentai & not Cred Forums stuff?
Noynoy was China's bitch, he just started to oppose China when his term was ending, at the height of the Chinese claiming 2010-2014, noynoy was silent as a rock
>china
>when Trillianes is suspected of treason for having backdoor talks with China himself
lel
Your mistake is in assuming that President Duterte is acting in the best interests of the country.
Look at his track record:
unleashed extrajudicial killings on the populace
>continually engages in divisive rhetoric, encouraging people to think in an "us-vs-them" way
>makes accusations of random people without any evidence making people nervous
>weakens the country's ties to the biggest ally it could have should China start being really direct with their bullying
>allies with the historically corrupt Macapagal-Arroyo and it doesn't take much stretching of the imagination that his administration has been instrumental in having her cases dismissed and letting her indulge in "payback" as well
I could go on but I'll stop there. Shouldn't those be clue enough?
Tfw u r in class full of chinks and u r the only brown guy. Seriously why u want me to go to Regina Pacis mom.
P I V O T
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we definitely voted digong because he's a populist and not because he has over 30 years of political experience and turning the murder capital into a busting mindanao city
2 kekquinos, 1 stupid dying general, and 1 midget wasn't enough to alleviate the country from crisis since 1989 lmao
>cucktholic
>Arroyo
>president who brought back the failed economy of Ramos
>the one that got cucked by pnoy and claimed her works and adding it to his
lel
rappler.com
Gloria already sold us to china back in 2014
Army mobilization of china happens in 2014 so yeah there were no alarm but they were against the exploring Chinese vessles
These flips never fucking sleep, do they?
wowowow so we should totes let the US stay and provoke a regional war instead of having this country rule its own
like, fuck off to your beloved land of the free or something. mind you the spratly tension began in mid 2000s and neither any island was in the possession of the chinks
Suspected
And I think it was enrile
But gloria was confirmed and so was dutdut
autists have no lives
>defying china
>let it all happen and just called them hitler and and angered them even further.
>a fucking communist nation that is of the major leagues in trading.
>just so he can pleased the burgers and not even let them drive the chinks away
fuck them all.
how does getting a massage from one of those blind guys at the mall feel like? are they any good?
and you're actually scared of a war starting in the region because of some islands when the govt is now actually trying to reduce tension against a country with million reserved army
holy fuck your delusion is beyond measure hahah, do you never get sleep at night or something? just fuck off to america
>courtesy call
>OHMYGADHISCHINADOG
So does this mean that since america and japan did a courtesy call means that we are their dogs too?
We already have regional problems form the start
There's only 100 of them in Mindanao commies must still be triggerdd
>Philippines zoo
it feels like you're getting molested except you try not to think much about it and they're intentionally doing it
someone make a /pinoy/ thread. it's time to separate
Gloria neglected our navy and closed down subic
For the time he was given he did a good job
The burgers were the ones driving out the chinks before
that boa constrictor probably has mistaken that women into a monkey, not that I'm surprised though.
New thread
I prefer patrolling and further buliding up our army
He was just running for Prez at that time must be some kind of chin Mafia thing
by populace you mean criminals?
>continually engages in divisive rhetoric, encouraging people to think in an "us-vs-them" way
By what? negotiating peacetalks with the MILF & MNLF? and eradicating the Abusayyaf?
>makes accusations of random people without any evidence making people nervous
The drug list of narco mayors & narco politicians are from the PNP not from the President, and it's no accusation, he's just calling them out to prove their innocence
>weakens the country's ties to the biggest ally it could have should China start being really direct with their bullying
Trade talks is different from political talks
>allies with the historically corrupt Macapagal-Arroyo and it doesn't take much stretching of the imagination that his administration has been instrumental in having her cases dismissed and letting her indulge in "payback" as well
He's a lawyer, he thinks if the proof against GMA is weak, then she shouldn't be in jail(but that's for the courts to handle, not the Pres.).
>Blaming GMA meme
noynoying at its finest
>using rappler as source
kek
>and closed down subic
You mean at 1991 right? Where our great saint leader Cory Aquino closed it down right?
And how can we even built up our navy after the economic failure since Marcos which was even followed by Cory and Ramos? Arroyo have to do a lot of bilateral talks just to set up foreign relations and have to deal with the chinks and trade with them so we can save self hating country of ours/
globalnation.inquirer.net
That must be one hell of deal of territorial proportions
>He was just running for Prez at that time must be some kind of chin Mafia thing
One of the reasons Davao prospered in the first place is because duterte did a good job in dealing with the chink and japs businessman that found opportunity on davao.
Nyufag here.
Good torrent site?
A former Kickasser
And alt of IDM?
True tho seeSubic was still a active it was clark that was closed down
Aquino manage to do it in short am out of time build up the army I mean
FINISHER
pinoy general
And now the chinks wants their debt paid in the form of islands
>Davao=National debt
wow lad
if you want to blame someone then blame GMA and Pnoy for their fuckups in angering the commies.
I mean if you want to start a war with them then go ahead, maybe we would let america help us too.
They obviously prep him up to conti chinkc cock sucking what Gloria did
OP forgot to post his new bread
It's ok
I'll ejaculate in you