IF YOU EVER HAD SEX, KISSED OR HOLDED HANDS WITH A GIRL THERE IS NO PLACE FOR YOU HERE

>Hitlerplatz
Is it still called that? About times you poles showed some proper respect to your liberator.

My gf is graduated in international and diplomatic studies desu

post yours

template

Go back to /r9k/

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Nothing
;_;

I'm a dickhead.

I got three:
Team sport, virginity and a girl told me she loved me.

I go to Marine Corps boot camp and turn 19 next month and have literally never held hands, kissed, or had sex with a girl.

I had sex when I was 17ish and it was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life.

No worries, I'm sure they'll be a guy there for you to do all those things with :^)

I wanna get sent to Europe so I can bleach all the Czech girls.

what if I had anal with a girl?

this

I held a girl's hand before.

>tfw I will never get a hug or a kiss

Find me somewhere else to talk to foreigners in their tongue then, you autistic cockmunch

*kisses the tip of your dick*
owo I can see I have a lot to work with here

Me

Wew, I hate myself.

Could I count the prom one if I chose not to go but had the option since a girl asked me to it?

>has stable and happy relationship
>gets sex on the regular
>get to shit post on my favorite board

I hope you die sad and alone OP :)

Really funny, I'm actually an American doing that right now.

When did r9k take over int?

If it makes you feel better

I only did one year of a team sport and I'm not alone because I haven't moved out of my parent's house.

When did normies take over Cred Forums?

Always

I spent my last 3 birthdays alone because I was at university. I'm back with my parents now.

>wanting to bump uglies with another teen

It's embarrassing, it's like a retard trying to fuck a doorknob.

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I'm so lonely I've been thinking about playing Elder Scrolls Online :(

HE NEVER HAD SEX, KISSED OR HOLDED HANDS WITH A GIRL

HAHAH, WHAT A FUCKING LOSER, OH MY GOD

thank you Jesus

Can I see how the r9k leaks here look like? Just genuine curiosity.

See you then, m8

>and a girl told me she loved me
What did that feel like?

>Please doxx yourself
No, my life is already pathetic enough without becoming the next Chris-chan.

unpleasant, she was schizophrenic and ugly (I mean UGLY) as fuck

Don't reply to me or my flag ever again.

Why?

A FUCKING TREE

@65073319

(You)

do i cross the ones ive done or the ones i havent done?

It made me feel wanted and happier than i could remember being in a long time

do birthday parties as a little kid count?

I'm a kissless virgin and I got bingo, pretty shitty standards of "normalfag".

I wish I knew how that felt.

You're a normie bub

Could someone answer if having a birthday party and team sport as a little kid counts?

I got 3 bingos and little Willy never went on holiday

Technically yes but I'd say no

I KISSED A GIRLD ONCE IT FELT GAY
It was like being raped
Never again

> tfw have had sex with guys and girls

I've had sex and kissed and holded hands but with a boy, does that count as normalfag (literally)?

If technically yes it counts to me

Was he good looking?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I can't imagine what it's like to be a pathetic loser

>can't maintain a long term relationship
>has never banged a girl in a public place
>can't into sports

You are a pathetic loser

>)

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Yes, all of them

Pics?

p-please. let me believe

Not that guy but it happened to me too.
You see, i didn't feel shit. I put the condom on and the bitch sucked me a bit, then i started fucking her, and the moment i put benis in bagina i realized i didn't feel anything, i was barely aware it was in, to the point that while i was pounding her i was more interested in a bug flying around the room.
The whole situation was so surreal that i felt like an spectator of my own life, i was completely expressionless while fucking her and at some moments i just let out some awkward laughter at the irony of destiny.

>posting personal photos on Cred Forums

pretty shit normie window tbqhwy famz

Not of you of the cute boys

but those pics are still personal

Because nobody bloody knows what to do, you have a go but it's embarrassing for everyone involved.
Sure, you have passed this weird social barrier that we're expected to pass but it's just not pleasant at all.

I fucked a prostitute in another country

No gf
No kiss
No hand holding

Just a hug

R8

Shut the fuck up

good one jorge

We aren't so different

All but 4, guess this kikes a normie after all

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Similar thing happened to me. I just thught "welp this is how it feels, actually not half as good as expected"

Maybe our dicks are too desensitized from fapping too much

why have so few of you payed a team sport? it builds camaraderie and friendship

Social Anxiety

Because I was/am short, thin, and slow.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL SHIT, I am so FUCKED UP!

Way too easy.

:( sorry dudes

I did and it gets really heartbreaking when you see everyone becoming friends with each other and you are left to the side. Not to mention their friendship deepened each time they played together while i had to practice alone in another court and when matches happened the coach almost never let me play. And the few times he did let me play the rest refused to pass me the ball.

oh I forget one.

What do i win?

life

Prom is the American highschool dance, in Canada our closest equivalent is grand march and grad parties usually outdoors or at someone's house.

Ah well we had a highscool ball but at my school you HAD to go and you HAD to bring a girl. Shy guys generally just brought a family friend.

Nope to all of them. Almost got the "not fat" one, but I'm not in good shape - just a skeleton.

Yes, that's what grand march is, and many here march with family too then just disperse for the bulk of the ball, except a couple dances.

What are you fucking gay?

Didn't stop me m8, and as I did i got less thin and slow

>jews
>in sports

Easy there Kofax

But it's actually meh
>No prom to go to
>Social networks defines normalcy but a contact list is as good as this. Only LinkedIn is useful for further purposes.
>Sex in public is not normal, it's degenerate
>Not trying drugs is pretty normal as well