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Arizona edition

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korean pop

why go on

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fuck, wish I could make a new thread

prostitute

To spite society

need a comfy computer chair, any recommendations? none of those boy racer car seats though.

going to end it all soon lads

look in my eyes, what do you see?

>interesting callout last night, client wanted to watch me browsing this forum and posting quotes to some weird forum site, fourchan.com or something, was one of the most pathetic things i've ever witnessed but was easy money

>Just done a new one that had the loudest most booming voice I have ever had the misfortune to entertain (imagine Brian Blessed on steroids) and today its sods law my downstairs neighbour is in her garden directly under my bedroom window, although my bedroom windows and my blinds are closed I can only hope and pray the double glazing is good enough to muffle his "Oh yes I love stockings" and "Aren't you a naughty girl" type comments.

Would you rather:
>A gf who has been a prostitute (but has now quit)
Or
>A gf who has almost exclusively fucked black men
??

Big deal, doesn't mean we aren't intelligent. An IQ test is a very skewed measure of intelligence and is specific to one very type of intelligence: Logic.

PS a Jew invented IQ tests and Jews apparently have the highest IQ

This world is too evil
I need to become a sociopath

inertia

>Panda 4x4
meme car

aeron or bust my niqqa

prostitute

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>mickey telling me his people literally can't think logically
also i thought IQ was invented by whitey to keep the blacks subjugated
i guess

would rather you stayed in the old thread bruv

fanning

Mandems autistic innit

>pickup
runtmobile

the mandem needs justice

she is only 18!!!! WOW

grim

>go to germany
>everyone either has a VW, audi or BMW
>literally no other cars on the road

wow

mandem need world heritage status

I want to believe

Opinions on Xiaomi headphones? I have only heard good things so far.

Damn

>be albertan
>get fired

HATE this image, honestly awful

interesting use of the word 'literally' there friendo

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int skype chat pls join plss man pls JUST join our chat please please please

plsss join man plssss we want people from lots of countries and shit please join us

oi mate give mi headphones back

hahaha

>tfw brits will never know this freedom

muh wild rose muhfugga

Should I buy the postman something for Christmas lads? A bottle of whiskey? I don't really know the man but he's been delivering the post to my house without fail for a while

Do you give anything to your postman?

>Defining your state by a big hole

i believe that the best western european countries are germany and the UK...
am i wrong?

too many asians

ARIZONA MENTIONED :DDDD

Cred Forums sent him a bunch of birthday cards and he got really happy. I wish I had the update image saved.

not sure if i'm getting tired of sex, or if i'm getting tired of sex with my gf, or if i'm getting tired of sex with girls

each conclusion could mean something quite dramatic

That's not what I'm telling you you fucking twat. I'm telling you it's based on more logical thinking with maths related questions whereas Ireland is a valued country for their literary contribution to the world. We have plenty of poets but few mathematicians.

Btw I knew a chav on the MENSA club in my school with an IQ of 120 and he was a retarded knacker who nearly died after he fell off a cliff into a feeling river. If he wasn't so pissed on buck fast at the time the doctor said his muscles would have tensed up too quickly and he would of died upon impact.

>wireless headphones

binned at light-speed.

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look a bit bent tbqh

It won't make you feel any better though

Good, well learned, traditional frenchwomen only need one thing: english cock.

Yes and no

Germany is shit [full of germans]

Don't think anybody has bought the headphones

The earphones are massively popular though. Just make sure you don't purchase the fakes which are everywhere

yes you're wrong

Don't you tip postmen in Ireland?

Every time we get a package that can't fit through the letterbox it's expected that you tip the driver.

your mum is defined by her big hole

looking forward to leaving you wallowing in the mess you've made

iktf
after several times with my gf it started to get boring

half of the cars on my road are audi or BMW
it's nothing impressive unless you're a yank runt who's impressed by a A3 and thinks it's a luxury car

I would recommend the Piston 3s for unravelled quality and such a competitive price

>rural alberta
>white
pick two

all the non-whites live in calgary and edmonton

>micks literally cannot into maths
>mick literature outside of Joyce

Would you rather:
>A gf with a huge pussy but who has only fucked 1 other guy
Or
>A gf with a tight pussy who has fucked 50+
?

I like this gimmick 2bqh

I agree with the sentiment.

Boi pucci 2bh lads

what do you think about french, do you hate them as well?

we're northern european x

WAKE ME UP!
CAN'T WAKE UP!

Virus.
Dont click.

I'M NUCLEAR

can I watch her get fucked by the 50+ guys?

Piston 3s are no longer in production and are getting quite expensive

Hybrids (Piston 4s) are the current model

>Stunted Paddy at it again
Does he ever leave?

That's nice of them. I remember sending a card to an old codger in America somewhere after he had poster up for people to go to his party.

No they are wonderful.

Funny statistic I saw, one in nine people in northern Ireland are on disability benefit

Feel sorry for the UK to sustain that banana republic

can a yank such as myself become a postman in the UK?

>unravelled
fucking spacker haha

This is very nice

was it the war?

>deep inside the abandoned child
was snake a nonce?

Some times you have to appreciate our janny.

shit don't report me to marketing please

>Banana republic
>Is not a republic unlike you
>Doesn't rely on Guinness exports and potatoes to survive

huh, the more you know

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Shan't be opening this

i swear 90% of people are runts

Just walking in the street is pretty bleak, everyone basic af. Bald/fat/manlets/cam't dress for shit/walk with a shite posture etc.

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i heard that in france nobody wants to speak english hahahaha x

A bender

Daily reminder I started the Pistons meme

Meself, the aul lad and his girlfriend are going halves on a keg of cider today for the game so if anyone wants to join us then come down to the house. Everyone welcome. Dad said he might charge ye a tenner to stand inside the door but that's nothing personal just he's behind on a few bills. Hope to see ye there.

I was worried you had died between threads (now I'm sort of wishing you had haha jk x)

>mick literature outside of joyce
That's the equivalent of saying British literature without Shakespeare
Stoker, Jonathan Swift, Beckett, James Joyce, Oscar Wilde etc. were all obviously brilliant writers

*likes this post*

We have hundreds of renowned literary artists. Yeats, Heaney, bram stoker, Samuel Beckett, etc

Also want to know how I know your an autistic twat? You said:
>cannot into
Refrain from meme sentence structure please sperglord, bet you've the polandball Facebook page liked and all you spacker

Wonder how often the ex thinks about me haha

You collect your bennies and straight down for the lidl cider tommorow billy?

Had a dream last night I murdered 50+ people in a gun rampage at a shopping centre.

I remember seeing them trip over bodies covered in blood and I caught a reflection of myself in a show window and I have a giant grin on my face.

Woke up sweating.

congratu-fucking-lations mate, i've never even heard of it.

>tfw way too smart to post on Cred Forums or vote for trump

looks like i pissed off the paddies

awaiting all the physical threats

Ahh yes, so this is the so called ''black gf'' everyones been talking about

youtube.com/watch?v=qW3m03eL7Es

less often than you think about her haha

mmm nice

I'm wishing for the same thing :P

I thought the outfit would have given it away 2bh

Could genuinely become a famous writer akin to the likes of GRRM and Joyce but too lazy I have a fantastic imagination

*draws a meme*

Rasheed.

>tfw too smart to be conventionally successful

after 1 year, my cats are finally showing signs that they do not want to kill each other

if this was in nottingham it would be sexual harassment

>all managers wearing those 'Men United' prostate cancer badges lost their games

Coincidence?

asked a girl out over fb on friday but can't bring myself to look and see if she's responded yet

>tfw too smart to be smart
it's a weird kind of feel lads, sort of like being stupid but I know I'm smart

Would you rather see the Irish wiped off the map, or the Canucks?

You can only pick one of these.

*sculpts a gimmick*

ran into one of my exes the other day and she looked like shit

was great

Typical Brusson Slaying It!!

Why

Why are yanks, black yanks in particular so confrontational and yet would crumble if it came to a fight

That looks like my head. All big and veiny. I'm balding too :(

autismal

imagine being named ed balls
christ

school would've been hell, think i'd go by a fake name

I know I'm intelligent especially at literature but I'd rather chase frivolous pursuits like getting skapped to fuck and scrapping my mates on a night out knitted in the finest silks and leathers and reebok tracksuits

I live in Arizona, ama

Irish.

Canadians are just an annoyance

Canucks deffo

not enough beautiful girls in this thread. follow my lead lads and post some

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wish i could move to america

i am convinced that truly intelligent people cannot ever be happy

i'm working on my phd in maths currently and can safely say that i have not been happy since 2009

Pics

Cucknadians, worst posters on /brit/

*Hires fifteen actors from various countries to establish significant influence over the flow and consensus of conversation in /brit/*

I'd speak whichever language my English husband and master wanted me to speak tbqh

those medals though

Would ask the same about the Irish from what I've seen over the past few days.

>girls
you first

great banter xxddD

Narcissism is a disease.

I would annihilate you in physical combat though

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toot poster is a faggot hahahaha

Sorry they only accept Mexicans with no qualifications as immigrants these days

You could always go out on a travel visa and live illegally

much better

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Shan't be opening this I'm afraid to say, you might have expected me to but I can assure you I won't

nice try kiddo, but I run this general.

Me on the right and my twink bf

Fuck off you cunt I started the 'shan't be opening this' gimmick you can't use it on me.

*paints a funny comic*

Creasing

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/13/nottinghamshire-police-becomes-first-force-to-record-misogyny-as/

>“A hate crime is simply any incident, which may or may not be deemed as a criminal offence, which is perceived by the victim or any other person, as being motivated by prejudice or hatred.”
>She added: "Unwanted physical or verbal contact or engagement is defined as exactly that and so can cover wolf-whistling and other similar types of contact.

post sombrero

well just checked and no response

I guess that means no

ah well...

Lads classic 90's rap, Irish traditional ballads and metal are the thinking mans music

Might get a vasectomy and store some semen in my freezer

guess whoever made this image doesn't post here

>it's another manlet Paddy spastic with his shit-tier hardman gimmick episode

what's it called when you're trolling, but for a positive reason.

Say; someone says something without explaining it, so I say "ebin b8 m8", and then they proceed to explain it.

>gimmick

I started it tho

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the mi6 is here

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*Instructs one of the actors to discredit my posts to confuse and mislead the runt masses*

nice

shan't be reading this post

Sorry but I'm not seeing it

Has she 'seen' it or not la?

doxxed

Guy on the left is literally the typical grime fan

Name is probably Arthur, comes from an affluent town in Buckinghamshire.

post it

Lads, did you know that there used to be a big, European-style building in Tehran from the 19th Century Qajar dynasty?

It was destroyed in the 1950s.


REALLY makes you think...

lads imagine being so poor you go to bed hungry every night

imagine how grim that must be

Me on the right

5 2 1 3 4

>it's another "it's another episode" episode

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you've just doxxed about 70% of /brit/ with that description

image almost certainly made by some yank mong, rather than an irishman.

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looks like a cuck, seems about right

fucks sake

Thank you, handsome lads

>3 before 4
Bit of a bender are we

4 is objectively better than 3

>86F (30C)
It's supposed to be the end of summer lads
What. The. Fuck.

It's literally impossible to be that poor in the UK unless you genuinely choose to be.

Where?

soo.. hungry...
b-b-beddy byes soon h-haha

LA

the gf

Sorry lad.

Rolling.

*checks temperature of every town in the US*

Doxxed

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frothing.

kek

howling

dubs i get all of the gf's

lmao

BTFO'd urself p hard there

Heh, watch this kid

>looking out my window to a clear blue sky morning @ 15C, backyard still damp from yesterday's rains
Heh....

better luck next time lad

Let's see what I get

Giz a wee paki or latina there cheers

SISSY

BRIT

BOIS

Oh don't mind me, just listening to some 80s Japanese jazz fusion

such is life as a bonafide patrican

squealing

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>dub dub
neato

bollocks to it, roll

I don't use fb enough to know

is there a symbol or something to look for?

Please get me instead.

ooh tough going la

>yfw

NOOOOOOOOO

I'll have a go

1: I get an Irish gf
2: I get a Yank gf
3: I get a Korean gf
4: I get a paki gf
5: I get a chebs gf
6: I get a thicc gf
7: I get a black gf
8: I get a latina gf
9: I get a twink bf
0: I get nothing

howling and screeching

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would not mind having a bunch of white yanks come here to off set the asiatic hordes

Don't think they really understand how borders, citizenship or visas work either 2bh
just a bit of a joke in the end tho

Cozy

LOL that was nice

Do dubs mean he gets double?

Please not a paki please not a paki please not a paki

tfw students are coming back
gonna download tinder again and try shag one of them

I'll take you :)

This yank talked to me on the bus today and he told me how excited he was to meet his ancestors in an apartment in tallaght, even asked if the apartment porter would take his bags to their apartment

Strange people the yanks

rolling

thought about a thunk over this

literal strawman

>he partakes in 'chon 'rolling' games

red flag

SCREENCAP THIS AAHAHAHAHA XDD

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Shan't be opening this

o

wow

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literally my gimmick: the post

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Don't like single sheet toilet paper
My arsehole deserves better

>everyone gets an Irish gf except me

Not thrilled

Tacos tonight boyos!

Open the chat window, look at the message you've sent. If she's seen it it'll say something like 'Seen 11:13'. If she's not seen it, it won't say anything.

>tfw participating in giga nigga threads back in 08 on Cred Forums

good times

burritos

My apologies, I've let the runts out of their paddocks for a few hours of free roaming. As was expected they've quickly congregated in /brit/ almost as if they're drawn to it instinctively. Very fascinating, perhaps worth further research.

>08

get out, newfag

come put your spices in my currypot

>walking through the empty streets of major cities at 5am

very zen

*poos on you all*

gf wants to dye her hair blue

Im an american in england and everyone is literally an ugly midget compaired to me. I go out on the streets here and its like im at a vaudeville carnival act.

good pic

I think we can agree I've made the best post of this thread.

You know the one. You all laughed at it.

only know two Irish girls

Both make a massive deal about muh heritage and post anti-British shite on FB

aaah yes kindly fuck off back to bogland then.

no one cares

Irish gfs are severely overrated by Johnny foreigners

Knew a kid who looked exactly like this minus the long hair in high school 2bh. Gangly little nerd as well

Lads

I swear everyone I walk past in the street looks at me

Is this normal or am I being overly anxious/paranoid?

swell

Don't care

Mine's gonna sing Catholic hymns to me while I lay in her lap and she strokes my hair

>listening to bowery electric as you do this

wew laddo, now THAT is a vibe.

I glance at most people 2bh

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Want to colonise one with my english willy 2bqh

foy

Do you take notice of every person who you walk past in the street? Unless you're an autismo extraordinaire the answer would be no. Everyone else is no different, stop being paranoid la

nah mate a lot of people look like twats

:/

They just notice your smell

You stink. Take a shower

>not listening to new-age classical

youtube.com/watch?v=N78NfMXeA4A

TRUE zen

>tfw only came here in 09

Thank you, that's my life goal! hehe!

A few hours? Wow, you spoil your runts. I give them 10 minutes, and if they're not in their pens by the time the bell rings they get a lashing.

of course they fucking look at you
everyone looks at everyone

bohren & der club of gore is also on the list hehe

fun fact: curries have been popular in England since long before British colonization of India. In fact curried chicken had been in england since the 17th century. Therefore Chicken Tikka Masala is not an indian dish, but rather an english dish.

multiculutralism BTFO yet again

yeh. i feel like 08-10 was when the biggest influx of newfags happened, that made irreversable changes to Cred Forums, from what i gather anyway

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We invented everything 2bqh

just got warned lads ;_;

>he looks after runts

pretty runty ngl

Really can't get enough of this tune lads
Everyone hates it but I love it, its like something out of an Audi advert

youtube.com/watch?v=N78NfMXeA4A

>we wuz curries and shit

I've found letting them out for a few hours just prior to the weekly runt hunt will raise their morale enough that they genuinely want to survive and try to put up a fight. Makes it more interesting you see.

Zen but desolate feeling

t. was in completely empty Prague at 1 AM two nights ago

For what?

reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1xja7i/when_i_was_21_nobody_showed_up_to_my_birthday/

being a runt

youz a pleb son

>DUDE, LUDOVICO EINAUDI, LOL!!!!

shillary can't get ANYONE to go to her rallies so she puts on a fake show complete with laugh tracks

10 minutes left until I get locked in the pen

genuinely enjoy the most dangerous game posting

she and billy boy are on death's door too if you take Cred Forums's word for it

What cunts

I won't ever organise something relying on other people for this sole reason

Heh....
I bypassed this whole awkward scenario by refusing to have birthday parties to begin with....

Why? I love this light new-age classical stuff

Driving at night with this music is incredible

Wow

Doing a poo lads

hillary is a replicant and her expiry date is near

All you runts arguing about who's a newfag yet you arrived in 2008 or 2009, which was 8 years ago.

Eight. Years. There are children who were born when you started posting on Cred Forums who are now eight years old


I started posting in 2014, fresh off the boat from imgur after gaining a curiosity for greentext posts from Cred Forums

The funny thing is, when I don't tell you that, you wouldn't be able to pick me out from anyone else in this thread. It really only takes a newfag a few months to integrate if they spend their time decently lurking, reading Know Your Meme, the Cred Forums archives, and every "famous" screenshotted post

Oldfag status is worthless.

It was a good book

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>I started posting in 2014, fresh off the boat from imgur after gaining a curiosity for greentext posts from Cred Forums
out

new

It's music the primary school teacher would put on to make us relax

And Volvo adverts

Just listen to actual classical music not this basic solo piano stuff

Will NOT be posting in that spooky edition.

>no edition
>early

fuck off

Is than non-photoshopped? I hate this runt, looks like the sort of kid I would bully at school.

could smell your newfaggotry from miles away

get out

Hello yes I am in Flagstaff, AZ right now please kill me

having some mini cheddars