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why go on
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fuck, wish I could make a new thread
prostitute
To spite society
need a comfy computer chair, any recommendations? none of those boy racer car seats though.
going to end it all soon lads
look in my eyes, what do you see?
>interesting callout last night, client wanted to watch me browsing this forum and posting quotes to some weird forum site, fourchan.com or something, was one of the most pathetic things i've ever witnessed but was easy money
>Just done a new one that had the loudest most booming voice I have ever had the misfortune to entertain (imagine Brian Blessed on steroids) and today its sods law my downstairs neighbour is in her garden directly under my bedroom window, although my bedroom windows and my blinds are closed I can only hope and pray the double glazing is good enough to muffle his "Oh yes I love stockings" and "Aren't you a naughty girl" type comments.
Would you rather:
>A gf who has been a prostitute (but has now quit)
Or
>A gf who has almost exclusively fucked black men
??
Big deal, doesn't mean we aren't intelligent. An IQ test is a very skewed measure of intelligence and is specific to one very type of intelligence: Logic.
PS a Jew invented IQ tests and Jews apparently have the highest IQ
This world is too evil
I need to become a sociopath
inertia
>Panda 4x4
meme car
aeron or bust my niqqa
prostitute
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>mickey telling me his people literally can't think logically
also i thought IQ was invented by whitey to keep the blacks subjugated
i guess
would rather you stayed in the old thread bruv
fanning
Mandems autistic innit
>pickup
runtmobile
the mandem needs justice
she is only 18!!!! WOW
grim
>go to germany
>everyone either has a VW, audi or BMW
>literally no other cars on the road
wow
mandem need world heritage status
I want to believe
Opinions on Xiaomi headphones? I have only heard good things so far.
Damn
>be albertan
>get fired
HATE this image, honestly awful
interesting use of the word 'literally' there friendo
int skype chat pls join plss man pls JUST join our chat please please please
plsss join man plssss we want people from lots of countries and shit please join us
oi mate give mi headphones back
hahaha
>tfw brits will never know this freedom
muh wild rose muhfugga
Should I buy the postman something for Christmas lads? A bottle of whiskey? I don't really know the man but he's been delivering the post to my house without fail for a while
Do you give anything to your postman?
>Defining your state by a big hole
i believe that the best western european countries are germany and the UK...
am i wrong?
too many asians
ARIZONA MENTIONED :DDDD
Cred Forums sent him a bunch of birthday cards and he got really happy. I wish I had the update image saved.
not sure if i'm getting tired of sex, or if i'm getting tired of sex with my gf, or if i'm getting tired of sex with girls
each conclusion could mean something quite dramatic
That's not what I'm telling you you fucking twat. I'm telling you it's based on more logical thinking with maths related questions whereas Ireland is a valued country for their literary contribution to the world. We have plenty of poets but few mathematicians.
Btw I knew a chav on the MENSA club in my school with an IQ of 120 and he was a retarded knacker who nearly died after he fell off a cliff into a feeling river. If he wasn't so pissed on buck fast at the time the doctor said his muscles would have tensed up too quickly and he would of died upon impact.
>wireless headphones
binned at light-speed.
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look a bit bent tbqh
It won't make you feel any better though
Good, well learned, traditional frenchwomen only need one thing: english cock.
Yes and no
Germany is shit [full of germans]
Don't think anybody has bought the headphones
The earphones are massively popular though. Just make sure you don't purchase the fakes which are everywhere
yes you're wrong
Don't you tip postmen in Ireland?
Every time we get a package that can't fit through the letterbox it's expected that you tip the driver.
your mum is defined by her big hole
looking forward to leaving you wallowing in the mess you've made
iktf
after several times with my gf it started to get boring
half of the cars on my road are audi or BMW
it's nothing impressive unless you're a yank runt who's impressed by a A3 and thinks it's a luxury car
I would recommend the Piston 3s for unravelled quality and such a competitive price
>rural alberta
>white
pick two
all the non-whites live in calgary and edmonton
>micks literally cannot into maths
>mick literature outside of Joyce
Would you rather:
>A gf with a huge pussy but who has only fucked 1 other guy
Or
>A gf with a tight pussy who has fucked 50+
?
I like this gimmick 2bqh
I agree with the sentiment.
Boi pucci 2bh lads
what do you think about french, do you hate them as well?
we're northern european x
WAKE ME UP!
CAN'T WAKE UP!
Virus.
Dont click.
I'M NUCLEAR
can I watch her get fucked by the 50+ guys?
Piston 3s are no longer in production and are getting quite expensive
Hybrids (Piston 4s) are the current model
>Stunted Paddy at it again
Does he ever leave?
That's nice of them. I remember sending a card to an old codger in America somewhere after he had poster up for people to go to his party.
No they are wonderful.
Funny statistic I saw, one in nine people in northern Ireland are on disability benefit
Feel sorry for the UK to sustain that banana republic
can a yank such as myself become a postman in the UK?
>unravelled
fucking spacker haha
This is very nice
was it the war?
>deep inside the abandoned child
was snake a nonce?
Some times you have to appreciate our janny.
shit don't report me to marketing please
>Banana republic
>Is not a republic unlike you
>Doesn't rely on Guinness exports and potatoes to survive
huh, the more you know
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Shan't be opening this
i swear 90% of people are runts
Just walking in the street is pretty bleak, everyone basic af. Bald/fat/manlets/cam't dress for shit/walk with a shite posture etc.
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i heard that in france nobody wants to speak english hahahaha x
A bender
Daily reminder I started the Pistons meme
Meself, the aul lad and his girlfriend are going halves on a keg of cider today for the game so if anyone wants to join us then come down to the house. Everyone welcome. Dad said he might charge ye a tenner to stand inside the door but that's nothing personal just he's behind on a few bills. Hope to see ye there.
I was worried you had died between threads (now I'm sort of wishing you had haha jk x)
>mick literature outside of joyce
That's the equivalent of saying British literature without Shakespeare
Stoker, Jonathan Swift, Beckett, James Joyce, Oscar Wilde etc. were all obviously brilliant writers
*likes this post*
We have hundreds of renowned literary artists. Yeats, Heaney, bram stoker, Samuel Beckett, etc
Also want to know how I know your an autistic twat? You said:
>cannot into
Refrain from meme sentence structure please sperglord, bet you've the polandball Facebook page liked and all you spacker
Wonder how often the ex thinks about me haha
You collect your bennies and straight down for the lidl cider tommorow billy?
Had a dream last night I murdered 50+ people in a gun rampage at a shopping centre.
I remember seeing them trip over bodies covered in blood and I caught a reflection of myself in a show window and I have a giant grin on my face.
Woke up sweating.
congratu-fucking-lations mate, i've never even heard of it.
>tfw way too smart to post on Cred Forums or vote for trump
looks like i pissed off the paddies
awaiting all the physical threats
Ahh yes, so this is the so called ''black gf'' everyones been talking about
less often than you think about her haha
mmm nice
I'm wishing for the same thing :P
I thought the outfit would have given it away 2bh
Could genuinely become a famous writer akin to the likes of GRRM and Joyce but too lazy I have a fantastic imagination
*draws a meme*
Rasheed.
>tfw too smart to be conventionally successful
after 1 year, my cats are finally showing signs that they do not want to kill each other
if this was in nottingham it would be sexual harassment
>all managers wearing those 'Men United' prostate cancer badges lost their games
Coincidence?
asked a girl out over fb on friday but can't bring myself to look and see if she's responded yet
>tfw too smart to be smart
it's a weird kind of feel lads, sort of like being stupid but I know I'm smart
Would you rather see the Irish wiped off the map, or the Canucks?
You can only pick one of these.
*sculpts a gimmick*
ran into one of my exes the other day and she looked like shit
was great
Typical Brusson Slaying It!!
Why
Why are yanks, black yanks in particular so confrontational and yet would crumble if it came to a fight
That looks like my head. All big and veiny. I'm balding too :(
autismal
imagine being named ed balls
christ
school would've been hell, think i'd go by a fake name
I know I'm intelligent especially at literature but I'd rather chase frivolous pursuits like getting skapped to fuck and scrapping my mates on a night out knitted in the finest silks and leathers and reebok tracksuits
I live in Arizona, ama
Irish.
Canadians are just an annoyance
Canucks deffo
not enough beautiful girls in this thread. follow my lead lads and post some
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wish i could move to america
i am convinced that truly intelligent people cannot ever be happy
i'm working on my phd in maths currently and can safely say that i have not been happy since 2009
Pics
Cucknadians, worst posters on /brit/
*Hires fifteen actors from various countries to establish significant influence over the flow and consensus of conversation in /brit/*
I'd speak whichever language my English husband and master wanted me to speak tbqh
those medals though
Would ask the same about the Irish from what I've seen over the past few days.
>girls
you first
great banter xxddD
Narcissism is a disease.
I would annihilate you in physical combat though
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toot poster is a faggot hahahaha
Sorry they only accept Mexicans with no qualifications as immigrants these days
You could always go out on a travel visa and live illegally
much better
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Shan't be opening this I'm afraid to say, you might have expected me to but I can assure you I won't
nice try kiddo, but I run this general.
Me on the right and my twink bf
Fuck off you cunt I started the 'shan't be opening this' gimmick you can't use it on me.
*paints a funny comic*
Creasing
telegraph.co.uk
>“A hate crime is simply any incident, which may or may not be deemed as a criminal offence, which is perceived by the victim or any other person, as being motivated by prejudice or hatred.”
>She added: "Unwanted physical or verbal contact or engagement is defined as exactly that and so can cover wolf-whistling and other similar types of contact.
post sombrero
well just checked and no response
I guess that means no
ah well...
Lads classic 90's rap, Irish traditional ballads and metal are the thinking mans music
Might get a vasectomy and store some semen in my freezer
guess whoever made this image doesn't post here
>it's another manlet Paddy spastic with his shit-tier hardman gimmick episode
what's it called when you're trolling, but for a positive reason.
Say; someone says something without explaining it, so I say "ebin b8 m8", and then they proceed to explain it.
>gimmick
I started it tho
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the mi6 is here
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*Instructs one of the actors to discredit my posts to confuse and mislead the runt masses*
nice
shan't be reading this post
Sorry but I'm not seeing it
Has she 'seen' it or not la?
doxxed
Guy on the left is literally the typical grime fan
Name is probably Arthur, comes from an affluent town in Buckinghamshire.
post it
Lads, did you know that there used to be a big, European-style building in Tehran from the 19th Century Qajar dynasty?
It was destroyed in the 1950s.
REALLY makes you think...
lads imagine being so poor you go to bed hungry every night
imagine how grim that must be
Me on the right
5 2 1 3 4
>it's another "it's another episode" episode
...
you've just doxxed about 70% of /brit/ with that description
image almost certainly made by some yank mong, rather than an irishman.
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looks like a cuck, seems about right
fucks sake
Thank you, handsome lads
>3 before 4
Bit of a bender are we
4 is objectively better than 3
>86F (30C)
It's supposed to be the end of summer lads
What. The. Fuck.
It's literally impossible to be that poor in the UK unless you genuinely choose to be.
Where?
soo.. hungry...
b-b-beddy byes soon h-haha
LA
the gf
Sorry lad.
Rolling.
*checks temperature of every town in the US*
Doxxed
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frothing.
kek
howling
dubs i get all of the gf's
lmao
BTFO'd urself p hard there
Heh, watch this kid
>looking out my window to a clear blue sky morning @ 15C, backyard still damp from yesterday's rains
Heh....
better luck next time lad
Let's see what I get
Giz a wee paki or latina there cheers
SISSY
BRIT
BOIS
Oh don't mind me, just listening to some 80s Japanese jazz fusion
such is life as a bonafide patrican
squealing
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>dub dub
neato
bollocks to it, roll
I don't use fb enough to know
is there a symbol or something to look for?
Please get me instead.
ooh tough going la
>yfw
NOOOOOOOOO
I'll have a go
1: I get an Irish gf
2: I get a Yank gf
3: I get a Korean gf
4: I get a paki gf
5: I get a chebs gf
6: I get a thicc gf
7: I get a black gf
8: I get a latina gf
9: I get a twink bf
0: I get nothing
howling and screeching
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would not mind having a bunch of white yanks come here to off set the asiatic hordes
Don't think they really understand how borders, citizenship or visas work either 2bh
just a bit of a joke in the end tho
Cozy
LOL that was nice
Do dubs mean he gets double?
Please not a paki please not a paki please not a paki
tfw students are coming back
gonna download tinder again and try shag one of them
I'll take you :)
This yank talked to me on the bus today and he told me how excited he was to meet his ancestors in an apartment in tallaght, even asked if the apartment porter would take his bags to their apartment
Strange people the yanks
rolling
thought about a thunk over this
literal strawman
>he partakes in 'chon 'rolling' games
red flag
SCREENCAP THIS AAHAHAHAHA XDD
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Shan't be opening this
o
wow
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literally my gimmick: the post
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Don't like single sheet toilet paper
My arsehole deserves better
>everyone gets an Irish gf except me
Not thrilled
Tacos tonight boyos!
Open the chat window, look at the message you've sent. If she's seen it it'll say something like 'Seen 11:13'. If she's not seen it, it won't say anything.
>tfw participating in giga nigga threads back in 08 on Cred Forums
good times
burritos
My apologies, I've let the runts out of their paddocks for a few hours of free roaming. As was expected they've quickly congregated in /brit/ almost as if they're drawn to it instinctively. Very fascinating, perhaps worth further research.
>08
get out, newfag
come put your spices in my currypot
>walking through the empty streets of major cities at 5am
very zen
*poos on you all*
gf wants to dye her hair blue
Im an american in england and everyone is literally an ugly midget compaired to me. I go out on the streets here and its like im at a vaudeville carnival act.
good pic
I think we can agree I've made the best post of this thread.
You know the one. You all laughed at it.
only know two Irish girls
Both make a massive deal about muh heritage and post anti-British shite on FB
aaah yes kindly fuck off back to bogland then.
no one cares
Irish gfs are severely overrated by Johnny foreigners
Knew a kid who looked exactly like this minus the long hair in high school 2bh. Gangly little nerd as well
Lads
I swear everyone I walk past in the street looks at me
Is this normal or am I being overly anxious/paranoid?
swell
Don't care
Mine's gonna sing Catholic hymns to me while I lay in her lap and she strokes my hair
>listening to bowery electric as you do this
wew laddo, now THAT is a vibe.
I glance at most people 2bh
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Want to colonise one with my english willy 2bqh
foy
Do you take notice of every person who you walk past in the street? Unless you're an autismo extraordinaire the answer would be no. Everyone else is no different, stop being paranoid la
nah mate a lot of people look like twats
:/
They just notice your smell
You stink. Take a shower
>tfw only came here in 09
Thank you, that's my life goal! hehe!
A few hours? Wow, you spoil your runts. I give them 10 minutes, and if they're not in their pens by the time the bell rings they get a lashing.
of course they fucking look at you
everyone looks at everyone
bohren & der club of gore is also on the list hehe
fun fact: curries have been popular in England since long before British colonization of India. In fact curried chicken had been in england since the 17th century. Therefore Chicken Tikka Masala is not an indian dish, but rather an english dish.
multiculutralism BTFO yet again
yeh. i feel like 08-10 was when the biggest influx of newfags happened, that made irreversable changes to Cred Forums, from what i gather anyway
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We invented everything 2bqh
just got warned lads ;_;
>he looks after runts
pretty runty ngl
Really can't get enough of this tune lads
Everyone hates it but I love it, its like something out of an Audi advert
>we wuz curries and shit
I've found letting them out for a few hours just prior to the weekly runt hunt will raise their morale enough that they genuinely want to survive and try to put up a fight. Makes it more interesting you see.
Zen but desolate feeling
t. was in completely empty Prague at 1 AM two nights ago
For what?
being a runt
youz a pleb son
>DUDE, LUDOVICO EINAUDI, LOL!!!!
shillary can't get ANYONE to go to her rallies so she puts on a fake show complete with laugh tracks
10 minutes left until I get locked in the pen
genuinely enjoy the most dangerous game posting
she and billy boy are on death's door too if you take Cred Forums's word for it
What cunts
I won't ever organise something relying on other people for this sole reason
Heh....
I bypassed this whole awkward scenario by refusing to have birthday parties to begin with....
Why? I love this light new-age classical stuff
Driving at night with this music is incredible
Wow
Doing a poo lads
hillary is a replicant and her expiry date is near
All you runts arguing about who's a newfag yet you arrived in 2008 or 2009, which was 8 years ago.
Eight. Years. There are children who were born when you started posting on Cred Forums who are now eight years old
I started posting in 2014, fresh off the boat from imgur after gaining a curiosity for greentext posts from Cred Forums
The funny thing is, when I don't tell you that, you wouldn't be able to pick me out from anyone else in this thread. It really only takes a newfag a few months to integrate if they spend their time decently lurking, reading Know Your Meme, the Cred Forums archives, and every "famous" screenshotted post
Oldfag status is worthless.
It was a good book
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>I started posting in 2014, fresh off the boat from imgur after gaining a curiosity for greentext posts from Cred Forums
out
new
It's music the primary school teacher would put on to make us relax
And Volvo adverts
Just listen to actual classical music not this basic solo piano stuff
Will NOT be posting in that spooky edition.
>no edition
>early
fuck off
Is than non-photoshopped? I hate this runt, looks like the sort of kid I would bully at school.
could smell your newfaggotry from miles away
get out
Hello yes I am in Flagstaff, AZ right now please kill me
having some mini cheddars