Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

今秋は何を観る予定?
こっちはまだ決めてない

Does anyone have the screencap of the thread where a Japanese and Korean poster wrote out the schedules of the others' school life? The korean said something like "go to maths class to learn one bomb plus one bomb equals end of war"

I want to impregnate a qt Japanese so badly.

私もまだ知らない、今季はニューゲームしか何も見なかった

Is there any possibility for an Estonian chap to get a Japanese gf?

How do you write ''cold sore'' in japanese? I have a giant one on my upper lip right now.

don't we all?

There's none.

Herpies. Been suckin' too much dick, eh Canada?

youtube.com/embed/vIRQHFqiIdM
youtube.com/watch?v=J5U2qIOC_HE

Why are there so many canadian youtubers in Japan?

事務員レベルの人とオバマが話をするなんてありえるのか

今季はニューゲームとリゼロを観た
秋アニメは特に面白そうな作品はないよな
何も見ないかもしれない

Estonia?where?

Once you have it it keeps coming back all the time. Got my first one when I was like 13 or 14. It sucks but whatever.

「ヘルペス」です、先輩

どういうこと?

because Canada sucks

I just want to go balls deep in a japanese woman so I can get on with my life already.

thanks

Is twitter still popular in japan?

sauce me

blogs.wsj.com/digits/2016/02/18/twitter-has-more-users-than-facebook-in-japan/

このスレには「ガキの使い」を観る人いるのかな?

I meant this, who he?

Awww... that's too kind of you! You are pretty kawaii yourself!

I'm alway weary of getting into traps/shemales who don't show their face because usually when they do show their face it looks like monster mash

Nihonjinjanai's girlfriend.

All I found was a deleted Pixiv account

thai isn't ryan bounderless

it's funny to think so and there are some heavy similarities but they aren't the same person

It's not actually a trap or shemale.

観たことがある
最近あんまり観てないですけど

well, fuck

Yeah, I was disappointed too.

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What are you gay or something?

It's 2016 (the current year, I might add)

North American youth are take drug and drink alcohol everyday because there is nothing to do?

i'm a girl
you faggot

サウジのなんとかビンラディンの下で働いてる事務の人がオバマと話をして物事を動かしてるらしい

Same thing happens in Japan except only with alcohol, not drugs.

many people live in boring suburbs where there's nothing to do and you need to drive a car just to go to a supermarket or restaurant, you can't walk anywhere

youtube.com/watch?v=p5yHKN65-Kg

You can't walk *to* anywhere
Learn English you America devil

*American devil*

>white devil
youtube.com/watch?v=JZ3gs1K3rVQ

www アホ

Depends on the place but in general yes. Not every day but as someone who's lived in all regions of the country other than the northwest, American youth do alot of drugs and drink quite a bit too. You could say that it's because there's nothing better to do but that's not entirely true. You see there are all kinds of things you could get into like a hoby or a club or a sport but there really isn't such a strong stigma against drug usage and alcoholic consumption as ling as it isn't anything too crazy, so most kids and young adults use it as a platform for socialization. It varies though. Some places like New England have a problem with heroin and other hard drugs. Most people I knew in thr midwest smoked alot of weed, which a more socially acceptable drug. Here in california I know a veterinarian who does cocaine and one of my co workers does things like horse tranquilizers while also regularly smoking weed. Since there isn't alot of public shame involved in these things they don't feel as bad about doing it. It would be a bit looked down upon outside of large cities though. Another thing is that even though these drugs are illegal most people don't care and do them anyway. When it comes to things like weed you may only get a warning from police since it's seen as a socially acceptable drug, even though it's still illegal. But in summary: yes American youth drink, smoke, and get high alot. Certainly more than any Japanese and mostly because there's nothing else to do but also because they won't get into that much trouble for it.

really makes you think

>Learn English you America devil
Americans are actually demons, Brits are devils.

The distinction is that demons are chaotic evil, whilst devils are lawful evil.

quality vid

seen it a few times, m8.

Japanese people believe weird things they read on the Internet and which no one else would ever think is true because they are bad at English. People search stuff and sort of "translate" it but they don't realize they shit they're translating is not real news. It's sometimes satire or just crazy people posting rants somewhere.

Like what? You'd be surprised. The US is fucking crazy.

Yeah, it's really funny. The receptionist is such a good sport, too.

Like japan losing WW2, haha

Just read this thread and the crazy stuff the japs spout lol

AMEN!!

Are you Christian?

No, the way he said it is better.

Also
I know what you mean but plenty of people around the world do the same with Japan. People everywhere are ignorant.

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suave as fuck

Prepositions aren't used with indefinite locations (somewhere, anywhere, nowhere, wherever).

How are muslims treated in Japan?

c-cute

CUTE!

They aren't

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where did you get this picture of me

twitter.com/whatfathachi/status/777282887276113920
英国政府機関配属ネコちゃんたちのそれぞれのオシャレw グラッドストーン (財務省)は ニット ラリー(首相官邸)は 蝶ネクタイ そしてパーマストン(外務省)は ぴしっとした自前のタキシードと白手袋、ソックスで 皆キマってるね

Based Samurai Muslims

またお前か

watching this film atm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lust,_Caution

>the japanese are the bad guys again

こんにちは。

Dureusu Volotou

Can I upgrade your race?

HELLO

lewd... post more

Ah yes, the hairy gash.

Is it worth learning how to write Kana or am I fine slamming my head against a wall just memorizing character pictures and their sounds?

Cute

Do you want to learn Japanese? Then yes, you need to learn the kana.

why japan never shave???

Good bye, Shlomo.

Why proxy always use broken English?

remember when the israel flag girl was kind and normal

Are Japanese posters completely gone from this general?

Yes but do I need to learn to write it?

because hairy pussy is superior you pedo

こんにちは (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

todays a holiday, maybe theyre all worshipping old people atm

It's morning on a holiday; they're probably asleep.

こんにちは

Learn to write hiragana and katakana, it's super easy.

Don't learn kanji, it's super useless. Even japanese kids can't write them. Civilized people use computers now.

>maybe theyre all worshipping old people atm
lel

what holiday is it?

おはよう(*´ω｀*)

Respect for the Aged Day
敬老の日

>holiday
What are you celebrating?

>the man is having sex with his mistress
>in one scene hes licking her hairy armpits

man this film is something else, could you guys possibly reccommend me some subbed erotic japanese movies

I know what you mean. I spent over 5 years learning the language and culture before I moved there only to find out that nobody shaves. I had to move back

Headed out for Tokyo Dome

Do you know anyone who has been gifted a commemorative silver sake cup?

N-no...
Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=m4Z7tDctcrU

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respect_for_the_Aged_Day

>Since 1963, the Japanese government has given a commemorative silver sake cup to Japanese who reach the age of 100

I thought you might have relatives who have reached the mad old age of 100.

空腹

空心

*doing a listen*

おはようございます原理主義者様。

成立されたばかりで女を代表に選んだことを言い張ってるけど実は問題連続の民進党w
もう諦めろw

君の名はとシンゴジラが人気すぎてテレビアニメが霞んでる。

闇に呑まれた空っぽの魂(ソウル)

The bongo and walking bassline combo is awesome.

諦めきれないからここでジャップジャップ連呼してるのよ。

Are Japanese 中学校 middle schools? Or are they junior high schools?

I'm guessing it doesn't actually matter but I might as well check.

yeah it's good.
Who writes this stuff?

We call it junior high school

I learned that "中学校" is "junior high schools".

ゴジラに興味ないけど君の名はを見たい

Koike, governner of Tokyo
Rio Paralympics

小泉純一郎の時代に戻りたい

>white women

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3795605/This-54-looks-like-Wendy-Chalk-shares-secrets-staying-young.html

youtube.com/watch?v=od7l4H1BX9A
That particular one and also this one here are made by the same guy, who's also the owner of the youtube channel they've been uploaded to. They are basically remixes/arranges though, not original content per se.

Fuck. Well, thanks for clearing that up

Question for Japanese.

It is true that Hirohito denied his divinity or is false and just a bad English translation of his words?

theres no point talking to japanese people about ww2 because

1. i dont care what atrocities were and werent commited

2. japs wont admit whether they did or didnt commit atrocities, war crimes and crimes against humanity

空虚

今は息子が国会議員をしていて人気があるよ

it's true
it's known as 人間宣言

What should I do when America is stronger than our god? :^(

I just read about it and I realise that the real meaning of his words is debatable.

>> the meaning of the exact contents — delivered in stilted, archaic court Japanese — has been the subject of much debate. In particular, for the phrase officially translated into English as "the false conception that the Emperor is divine", the unusual phrase akitsumikami (現御神?) was used instead of the common word arahitogami (現人神, "living god"). While usually glossed as "divinity" in English, some Western commentators, such as John W. Dower and Herbert P. Bix, have argued that this means "manifest kami" (or more loosely "incarnation of a god"), and the Emperor could still be an arahitogami even if he is not an akitsumikami.

What lunch are you going to have?

What could とな mean at the end of a sentence?

Are you christian?

お前みたいなバカを立入禁止にしないとな

Lチキ

「tonerが無い!頼まないとなー」
という駄洒落がありましたね。

what does this say

Have you ever met a christian?

bonjour français. Ça va?

my whole family

do you know this girl?

I'm not sure but I would've met because my univ was christian school.

Salut l'ami. Je vais bien, merci. Et toi ?

Ah, I hadn't considered ~ないと. It 's starting to make sense now. Thanks.

Qu'est ce que tu viens de putain de dire à propos de moi, petite salope? Pour ton information je t'apprends que j'ai été diplômé premier de ma promo dans la marine, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids top secrets contre Al-Quaïda, et j'ai plus de 300 meurtres confirmés. J'ai reçu un entrainement en guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur sniper de toute l'armée Française. Tu n'es rien pour moi excepté une autre cible. Je vais te putain d'effacer avec une précision telle qu'elle n'a jamais été vue sur terre auparavant, note bien cela. Tu penses que tu peux t'en sortir après m'avoir dit ce genre de merdes sur Internet? Réfléchis à nouveau, enculé. En même temps que nous parlons je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions dans la France entière et ton adresse IP est en train d'être tracée en ce moment même alors tu ferais mieux de te préparer pour l'orage, ver de terre. L'orage qui efface cette petite chose pathétique que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort, gamin. Je peux être partout, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de 700 façons différentes, et ce juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis entraîné de façon extensive au combat sans armes, mais j'ai en plus accès a un arsenal entier provenant du corps d'armée de la marine française et je vais l'utiliser en entier pour effacer ton cul misérable de la face de ce continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su quelle vengeance impie ton petit commentaire "intelligent" s'apprêtait à faire descendre sur ta tronche, peut être que tu aurais fermé ta putain de gueule. Mais tu n'as pas pu, tu ne l'as pas fait, et maintenant tu en payes le prix, espèce d'idiot. Je vais chier de la fureur sur ta tronche et tu vas te noyer dedans. T'es putain de mort, gamin.

My neighbor is christian.

testing

may be doshisha univ.?

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ça va bien.merci.

Korean?

Flip?

wowtao so lewd

No, I live in east Japan.

Has anyone watched Kimi no Na Wa yet? If so, what did you think about it?

She remind me of this girl from the '' ヌーディストビーチに修学旅行で!'' hentai manga.

質問の意味が分からなかったけど、すぐに例文を思いつくなんてすごいわ…(´・ω・｀)

and again

explain this

I always get jealous of people with the talent or the creativity to come up with a phrase like that.

I didn't realize that it was a exmple.

wew now i can convert webms from instagram

She's flat and that turns me on.

(*´ω｀*)

yes she is

>ゴジラに興味ないけど
尾頭さんというキャラクターが萌え豚の間で大人気になってるよ。

Japan is short of low cost workers.
Japan needs foreigners to force them to work as carer or contractor.
It is not good job for 1st world people

How is like?

Spooky.

>人間宣言
News papers called so, but there is not 人間宣言 in the message.
I think news papers had to use more appropriate word, because every Japanese had not thought emperor was not 人間 before ww2.

Japanese emperor pretended him as a god. Why japanese forgive him?

hehehe found this one

it's complex theme
I think he denied that he is God of the Western concept
現御神 and 現人神 are regarded as synonymous

So he denied his divinity or he didn't? I can't understand Japanese.

大阪人いませんかね

That's not a good way for a model to treat good knit wear...

Ummm... I see. Is complicated.

Author is a cunt.

Nice quads

I don't know if he's a cunt but his manga is fucking great.

>Japanese emperor pretended him as a god
It was only political system.
Emperor's personality is no problem.

>4444
素晴らし

Are you Christian?
I suppose faith is something personal but it's also something that have long been passed on from a previous generation to the next, just like a chain.
Adopting a different religion is like breaking the chain.

For Japanese, 4 is bad number
it is like 6 for American.

シャデぃレ。

surprisingly this girl is drawn by CG

見たくなったw

Bofore ww2, Japanese government made an imaging of "sacred person" on emperor.
So Japanese thought they had to respect emperor, but they didn't think emperor is god.

あーあ、リゼロの最終回見てしまった
よかったけど2期決定のアナウンスなかったのが残念
秋アニメにもリゼロみたいなダークホースがあればいいんだけど
今のところ視聴予定は「三月のライオン」「ガーリッシュナンバー」「舟を編む」くらいだなあ
娯楽作に当たりがあればいいけど

gentle person.

I think Hirohito should have been executed as a war criminal

Is it because it sounds like death. Also Americans don't really give a damn about 6 desu.

the only bad number is 13

I think he means like 666.

I don't think so.
If Britain was defeated in ww2, Britain King had be executed? No.

終戦時に高校生だった俺の爺ちゃんは、天皇は神聖だが、神と思っている人はいなかったと言ってた

we dont fucking care about numbers in tge 21st century.

She looks a lot better irl than pics but I still don't understand your obsession with chinese girls

夜露死苦

is 13 for him?

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舟を編むって映画になってたやつ?
アニメあんの?

nor do the Japanese

no. It predates him. It has to do with ancient middle eastern hard ons for the number 12 that we adopted when we adopted their number systems and idealogies. 12 was considered a holy number and 13 was breaking perfection.

I often confuse six with sex
how to discern them by sound?

ユダのせい?

Don't trust the Cambodian flagfag

He is foe

seriosuly would not fuck even if you pay me

Britain King is not fascist

vocaroo.com/i/s07o2bqa1beJ

Six (S- ih -kss すいくす) sex (suh ehh kss すえくす). It takes time to pick up on subtle sound differences you aren't used to. Even native speaker mistake it sometimes. It's funny when it happens too. There are so many words in english that sound the same. We really have fun with it in comedies.

thanks. now can you do "cock" and "cuck"?
Also "dick" and "deck"?

What does したら mean at the beginning of a sentence? This fucking sentence I swear to God.

Just post the sentence

could be (そう)したら. But this .

twitter.com/regated/status/777638188580036608

wew lad you gettin nervous japan?

vocaroo.com/

woosp

vocaroo.com/i/s1tG79TTJYZr

thank you so much!

I see. ダジャレ seems to be all over the world

It probably means something like "if (we/I) do x". Where x refers to something in the sentence that came before.

ヒラリーは刑務所にいます?

She wants to be free

Thank you so much!
I wonder if I could tell the difference if I hear it in a sentence...can you do "I want to feel a big black cock inside my ass"?
You are being very helpful.

Do all japanese men look like that?

Should we be nervous about it?

I can't understand the different between british "can't" and "cunt".

日本語に翻訳して

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I guess, she's looking really bad lately but I think they will replace her and if they do Trump will lose.

I think they both suck but Japan seems to prefer her.

Japanese emperor is not facist if you think Britain king is not.

So I got an offer by a JAV company to be an actor in a video they're making in Los Angeles. Should I take it?

Hirohito opposed to begin the war against America.
But he had to sign any decision of his conference, because of constitutional monarchy.

I don't think an average Japanese man doesn't root for something so frantically though.

sex: せっくす
six: スィックス
First think of the vowel in "six" with an い sound ("seeks"). Then kind of make it so your mouth stops caring about pronouncing it correctly. That's the vowel in "six" in a nutshell.

>replace her
with who?
Whoever becomes US president, I'm sure our government will come up with a way to deal with him/her strategically to maintain the US-Japan relationship as it has been.

10月からTVアニメでやるよ

vocaroo.com/i/s0BJgEsQcBLZ

I'd love to see it, but I wouldn't let you if you were my son. Don't sell off your future options for quick money.

>ダジャレ
何ですか? 片仮名がわかない。

If I marry my Japanese gf and we move to Japan will I have to change to change my name to 星? This legitimately worried me.

"Can't" has a longer vowel in it and rhymes with plant, aunt, shan't, slant
"Cunt" has a shorter vowel in it and rhymes with hunt, front, stunt, blunt

Not too difficult, nihonjin.

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So something like "if so"?
>したらセンパイがビシッとキョーイクしないとな!
(I'm )
I've pretty much got the whole sentence figured out except したら.

Sheu wantsu tou beu freeu

I don't know who but her health is worrying people as well as all the investigations and there were rumors the DNC were talking about replacing her, possibly with the VP Joe Biden.

I hope we do remain friends regardless. Trump would be tough to allies.

日本の彼女取得するほほ?

That's (そう)したら i.e. and then.

Yeah, pretty much. Just think of it as する + たら and maybe that'll make more sense.

>国際結婚の場合は基本的には夫婦別姓になり、婚姻届けを出しただけでは日本人の名字(姓・氏)は変わりません。
>戸籍もいままでと同じ名字(姓・氏)のままです。
>外国人配偶者の名字(姓・氏)に変更するには手続きが必要です。
>一度名字(姓・氏)を変更すると簡単には元に戻せません、また将来の子供の姓にも関わりますのでじっくり考えましょう。

It's optional.

I think it's pretty dishonest to millions of supporters for Hilary to continue hiding her true health condition.
I wonder if they would still support Joe Biden or other replacement all the same.
Maybe Trump President can be good for Japan, as he's less friendly with China.

>ほほ
ほうほう?

また台風か

vocaroo.com/i/s172k6bBF0zH

It is same for me. show me a example.

wow your voice is sexy. I want you to fuck me

Doesn't count

I forgot

it does

Yeah, I was thinking along those lines but I wasn't sure if する without an object was allowed. But I guess it's all colloquial anyways
>したらセンパイがビシッとキョーイクしないとな!
>In that case we, as his seniors, have to sternly educate him, don't we!
Is it something like that?

no

Please, that's all I need to be happy in life. Winning once.

ダジャレ is pun.

you don't need to, i guess

Fine, but I will win the next.

The object is heavily implied here. And there's a lot of other cases where similar things happen so it's a good idea to look at the previous sentence if something doesn't make sense.

going to tokyo on vacation soon
do you guys have brothels or some shit?

I don't know if the subject is "we," but that's pretty much it.
It sounds more casual though.

vocaroo.com/i/s12cwMPEl92b

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No politician would ever win if they told nothing but the truth. I think people would be very happy if she were replaced. A lot of young liberals don't like her either and Biden is an Obama guy.

I'd like them both to be replaced. I won't be happy with anybody though.

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Is there any good website to download japanese music? I'm looking for older music like 森田童子 and 友川 かずき

I've never gone to brothels. I don't want to get a disease.

Of course we have brothels.
But you need to be careful.
I hear that Tokyo and the police has become become strict in regulating prostitution lately.
I think it's to do with Olympic in 2020.

Anyone has the navy seal copy pasta in japanese?

"Can't" (in British English) and "cunt" are the same in all ways except one.
For "can't", say カーント normally, with the top half of your mouth sort of outstretched, and your mouth more open in general. (So, say it as you're saying it already.)

For "cunt", say something like カーント, but with the top half of your mouth sort of more inwards, and kind of retracted. For practice, try pulling your upper lip slightly inward and pushing your lower lip more outward, then saying カーント. That's a bit of an exaggeration but it gets the idea across.

rutracker has prettymuch everything

jpopsuki

>Of course we have brothels.
It's not obvious to Americans that most other places in the world have brothels because here in america prostitution is illegal in most places.

nuked and the new site is now invite-only.

I'd say VK or various MP3 sites but I don't know how lucky he'd get there

They both have been campaigning for months and spent millions... can they be replaced just a month before actual voting?
I'm sure every politician has secrets, but Parkinson's or anything alike is big.

I need an invite for that

There's no history of it but it can happen. This is a very unusual election for Americans that will probably be remembered for centuries.

英米人がカタカナで書いた英語表記の間違いを指摘するときのあの気持ち

so 約束 is a promise in japanese, right? So could you use it as both a verb and a noun or only one or the other? And does it change depending on the use?

ワロタ

It's been invite-only for a while

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約束する is verb
約束 is noun

There are still plenty of brothels in America, though. They're just not technically brothels, they're massage parlors in which the masseuse and patron happen to engage in unrelated consensual sex during the service.

I still have yet to go to the place in Dallas I was told about by someone else here.

ah ok. and can you verbify most nouns by adding する or are there restrictions?

They can if she agrees to drop out or she physically can't continue

こんにちは

今、不眠です

>so 約束 is a promise in japanese, right?
Yes

約束 noun
約束する verb

I have a question for americans
do you think america was wrong to nuke japan twice?

what do the japanese think about the jews?

Places like that are too risky in the US. Ironically it being illegalized has made it less safe for everyone health wise and also because they are sometimes connected to other organized crime. The fact that you can be arrested for it already means that it's not worth it unless you live ro let your dick rule your life.

anything that would make still sense if verbified

Good night my international friends and peru.

Yeah. It should have been more than twice, but I think we only had two bombs on hand at the time. Oh well. There's always the future.

こんにちわ
今日も好きな同級生がクラスに来なかった

Imma fug you Canada!

They'd be censoring my face though, from what I've been told

youtube.com/watch?v=cIKtE7cVGmA

>they're making in Los Angeles. Should I take it.
no... but pass them along to me. I'll take one for the team.

ヒーリング音楽を聞こう

It's never right to kill civilians indiscriminately and the devastating after effects showed that it was a mistake. I don't know if it is true that it would have led to a ground war that caused a lot more casualties. I think both sides made big unfortunate mistakes.

There is no clear answer.

ペル,なにわあなたの問題?

Awww 明日は好きな人に会えると良いね。

>you can verbify most nouns by adding する
I think so.

Better than Operation Downfall.
This is one of those questions that we're asked in high school history class, forcing the entire class to take part in some pointless half-century-old debate.

The US was wrong to nuke Japan, intern Japanese-Americans, etc.
Japan was wrong to do all sorts of things in China, Korea, the Philippines and elsewhere
The UK was wrong to cause a firestorm in Dresden
Nazi Germany was obviously wrong
Italy probably did something bad too, I dunno
War is bad

ノートを貸してあげるチャンス到来

True, but there are online websites for the cleanest and safest places now. And you can be arrested for it, but typically it's the seller and not the buyer that's arrested for it, typically you're let off the hook.

I get what you're saying though

online websites you say... hmmm... you wouldn't happen to know of one of these online websites would you?

I'll make a new thread

Rubmaps is pretty good, from what I've seen. Haven't actually tried anything listed out yet, though so I wouldn't know
rubmaps.com/ .

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whew
would they really arrest some burger tourist for getting his dick wet?

Then Hilary's supporters would just support her replacement? It sounds unlikely to me.

Then alas! the uncensored version is "accidentally" leaked out and distributed on the net.

Most likely. A lot of supporters are only supporting her because they want "anybody but Trump". I think it would benefit Democrats much more if they picked someone reasonable.

It's more about the party than the candidate.

But their support rates are so close.
I'm sure there are people who are supporting Hilary because it's Hilary.

>Are you Christian?
Yes
I suppose they are catholics.

There are some but most are supporting her because she is the Democratic candidate and she isn't Trump. I think most would gladly accept a new candidate.

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