This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
Does anyone have the screencap of the thread where a Japanese and Korean poster wrote out the schedules of the others' school life? The korean said something like "go to maths class to learn one bomb plus one bomb equals end of war"
Aaron Miller
I want to impregnate a qt Japanese so badly.
Jayden Jackson
私もまだ知らない、今季はニューゲームしか何も見なかった
Eli Kelly
Is there any possibility for an Estonian chap to get a Japanese gf?
Jose Parker
How do you write ''cold sore'' in japanese? I have a giant one on my upper lip right now.
Awww... that's too kind of you! You are pretty kawaii yourself!
Josiah Ward
I'm alway weary of getting into traps/shemales who don't show their face because usually when they do show their face it looks like monster mash
Juan Reed
Nihonjinjanai's girlfriend.
Lucas Bailey
All I found was a deleted Pixiv account
Jason Lee
thai isn't ryan bounderless
it's funny to think so and there are some heavy similarities but they aren't the same person
Jack Hernandez
It's not actually a trap or shemale.
Jose Barnes
観たことがある 最近あんまり観てないですけど
Colton King
well, fuck
Andrew Adams
Yeah, I was disappointed too.
Oliver White
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William Wood
What are you gay or something?
Carter Baker
It's 2016 (the current year, I might add)
Gavin Perry
North American youth are take drug and drink alcohol everyday because there is nothing to do?
Owen Martinez
i'm a girl you faggot
Ryder Watson
サウジのなんとかビンラディンの下で働いてる事務の人がオバマと話をして物事を動かしてるらしい
Oliver Robinson
Same thing happens in Japan except only with alcohol, not drugs.
Joseph Barnes
many people live in boring suburbs where there's nothing to do and you need to drive a car just to go to a supermarket or restaurant, you can't walk anywhere
Depends on the place but in general yes. Not every day but as someone who's lived in all regions of the country other than the northwest, American youth do alot of drugs and drink quite a bit too. You could say that it's because there's nothing better to do but that's not entirely true. You see there are all kinds of things you could get into like a hoby or a club or a sport but there really isn't such a strong stigma against drug usage and alcoholic consumption as ling as it isn't anything too crazy, so most kids and young adults use it as a platform for socialization. It varies though. Some places like New England have a problem with heroin and other hard drugs. Most people I knew in thr midwest smoked alot of weed, which a more socially acceptable drug. Here in california I know a veterinarian who does cocaine and one of my co workers does things like horse tranquilizers while also regularly smoking weed. Since there isn't alot of public shame involved in these things they don't feel as bad about doing it. It would be a bit looked down upon outside of large cities though. Another thing is that even though these drugs are illegal most people don't care and do them anyway. When it comes to things like weed you may only get a warning from police since it's seen as a socially acceptable drug, even though it's still illegal. But in summary: yes American youth drink, smoke, and get high alot. Certainly more than any Japanese and mostly because there's nothing else to do but also because they won't get into that much trouble for it.
Josiah Flores
really makes you think
Zachary Brown
>Learn English you America devil Americans are actually demons, Brits are devils.
The distinction is that demons are chaotic evil, whilst devils are lawful evil.
Nathaniel Stewart
quality vid
seen it a few times, m8.
Carter Parker
Japanese people believe weird things they read on the Internet and which no one else would ever think is true because they are bad at English. People search stuff and sort of "translate" it but they don't realize they shit they're translating is not real news. It's sometimes satire or just crazy people posting rants somewhere.
Oliver Lopez
Like what? You'd be surprised. The US is fucking crazy.
William Sullivan
Yeah, it's really funny. The receptionist is such a good sport, too.
Joseph Morris
Like japan losing WW2, haha
Hudson Ortiz
Just read this thread and the crazy stuff the japs spout lol
Jaxson Parker
AMEN!!
Zachary Thompson
Are you Christian?
Eli Sullivan
No, the way he said it is better.
Also I know what you mean but plenty of people around the world do the same with Japan. People everywhere are ignorant.
Chase Morgan
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Christian Jones
suave as fuck
Matthew King
Prepositions aren't used with indefinite locations (somewhere, anywhere, nowhere, wherever).
Is it worth learning how to write Kana or am I fine slamming my head against a wall just memorizing character pictures and their sounds?
Brody Foster
Cute
Jonathan Hernandez
Do you want to learn Japanese? Then yes, you need to learn the kana.
Hudson Morales
why japan never shave???
Jose Wood
Good bye, Shlomo.
Nathan Bell
Why proxy always use broken English?
Dominic Murphy
remember when the israel flag girl was kind and normal
Brandon Stewart
Are Japanese posters completely gone from this general?
Chase Flores
Yes but do I need to learn to write it?
Samuel Morris
because hairy pussy is superior you pedo
Hunter Rodriguez
こんにちは (´・ω・`)ノシ
Nolan Turner
todays a holiday, maybe theyre all worshipping old people atm
Ayden Lewis
It's morning on a holiday; they're probably asleep.
Dominic Davis
こんにちは
Dylan Wilson
Learn to write hiragana and katakana, it's super easy.
Don't learn kanji, it's super useless. Even japanese kids can't write them. Civilized people use computers now.
Mason Butler
>maybe theyre all worshipping old people atm lel
what holiday is it?
Christian Young
おはよう(*´ω`*)
Adam Hernandez
Respect for the Aged Day 敬老の日
Hudson Bailey
>holiday What are you celebrating?
Christopher King
>the man is having sex with his mistress >in one scene hes licking her hairy armpits
man this film is something else, could you guys possibly reccommend me some subbed erotic japanese movies
Austin Cook
I know what you mean. I spent over 5 years learning the language and culture before I moved there only to find out that nobody shaves. I had to move back
Mason Brooks
Headed out for Tokyo Dome
Jordan Flores
Do you know anyone who has been gifted a commemorative silver sake cup?
youtube.com/watch?v=od7l4H1BX9A That particular one and also this one here are made by the same guy, who's also the owner of the youtube channel they've been uploaded to. They are basically remixes/arranges though, not original content per se.
Easton Morgan
Fuck. Well, thanks for clearing that up
Joseph Bennett
Question for Japanese.
It is true that Hirohito denied his divinity or is false and just a bad English translation of his words?
Evan Evans
theres no point talking to japanese people about ww2 because
1. i dont care what atrocities were and werent commited
2. japs wont admit whether they did or didnt commit atrocities, war crimes and crimes against humanity
Luke Davis
空虚
Liam Russell
今は息子が国会議員をしていて人気があるよ
Jeremiah James
it's true it's known as 人間宣言
Eli Rivera
What should I do when America is stronger than our god? :^(
Isaac Morris
I just read about it and I realise that the real meaning of his words is debatable.
>> the meaning of the exact contents — delivered in stilted, archaic court Japanese — has been the subject of much debate. In particular, for the phrase officially translated into English as "the false conception that the Emperor is divine", the unusual phrase akitsumikami (現御神?) was used instead of the common word arahitogami (現人神, "living god"). While usually glossed as "divinity" in English, some Western commentators, such as John W. Dower and Herbert P. Bix, have argued that this means "manifest kami" (or more loosely "incarnation of a god"), and the Emperor could still be an arahitogami even if he is not an akitsumikami.
Juan Peterson
What lunch are you going to have?
Josiah Wilson
What could とな mean at the end of a sentence?
Bentley Taylor
Are you christian?
Dominic Cruz
お前みたいなバカを立入禁止にしないとな
Luke Jones
Lチキ
Parker Murphy
「tonerが無い!頼まないとなー」 という駄洒落がありましたね。
Zachary Hughes
what does this say
Easton Ross
Have you ever met a christian?
Ayden Parker
bonjour français. Ça va?
Liam Anderson
my whole family
Ryder Reyes
do you know this girl?
Charles Brooks
I'm not sure but I would've met because my univ was christian school.
Michael King
Salut l'ami. Je vais bien, merci. Et toi ?
Brody Moore
Ah, I hadn't considered ~ないと. It 's starting to make sense now. Thanks.
Qu'est ce que tu viens de putain de dire à propos de moi, petite salope? Pour ton information je t'apprends que j'ai été diplômé premier de ma promo dans la marine, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids top secrets contre Al-Quaïda, et j'ai plus de 300 meurtres confirmés. J'ai reçu un entrainement en guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur sniper de toute l'armée Française. Tu n'es rien pour moi excepté une autre cible. Je vais te putain d'effacer avec une précision telle qu'elle n'a jamais été vue sur terre auparavant, note bien cela. Tu penses que tu peux t'en sortir après m'avoir dit ce genre de merdes sur Internet? Réfléchis à nouveau, enculé. En même temps que nous parlons je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions dans la France entière et ton adresse IP est en train d'être tracée en ce moment même alors tu ferais mieux de te préparer pour l'orage, ver de terre. L'orage qui efface cette petite chose pathétique que tu appelles ta vie. T'es putain de mort, gamin. Je peux être partout, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de 700 façons différentes, et ce juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis entraîné de façon extensive au combat sans armes, mais j'ai en plus accès a un arsenal entier provenant du corps d'armée de la marine française et je vais l'utiliser en entier pour effacer ton cul misérable de la face de ce continent, espèce de petite merde. Si seulement tu avais su quelle vengeance impie ton petit commentaire "intelligent" s'apprêtait à faire descendre sur ta tronche, peut être que tu aurais fermé ta putain de gueule. Mais tu n'as pas pu, tu ne l'as pas fait, et maintenant tu en payes le prix, espèce d'idiot. Je vais chier de la fureur sur ta tronche et tu vas te noyer dedans. T'es putain de mort, gamin.
John Ross
My neighbor is christian.
Julian Bell
testing
Caleb Ward
may be doshisha univ.?
Jaxon Cox
...
Luke Harris
ça va bien.merci.
Michael Taylor
Korean?
Flip?
wowtao so lewd
Aaron Thomas
No, I live in east Japan.
Jordan Nelson
Has anyone watched Kimi no Na Wa yet? If so, what did you think about it?
Andrew Taylor
She remind me of this girl from the '' ヌーディストビーチに修学旅行で!'' hentai manga.
Colton Rogers
質問の意味が分からなかったけど、すぐに例文を思いつくなんてすごいわ…(´・ω・`)
Daniel Walker
and again
Xavier Hill
explain this
Xavier Lopez
I always get jealous of people with the talent or the creativity to come up with a phrase like that.
Hudson Smith
I didn't realize that it was a exmple.
Andrew Wilson
wew now i can convert webms from instagram
Cameron Ross
She's flat and that turns me on.
(*´ω`*)
Adrian Cook
yes she is
Austin Moore
>ゴジラに興味ないけど 尾頭さんというキャラクターが萌え豚の間で大人気になってるよ。
Bentley Miller
Japan is short of low cost workers. Japan needs foreigners to force them to work as carer or contractor. It is not good job for 1st world people
Xavier Long
How is like?
Grayson Brooks
Spooky.
Levi Barnes
>人間宣言 News papers called so, but there is not 人間宣言 in the message. I think news papers had to use more appropriate word, because every Japanese had not thought emperor was not 人間 before ww2.
Jack Hughes
Japanese emperor pretended him as a god. Why japanese forgive him?
Samuel Sanders
hehehe found this one
Robert Cook
it's complex theme I think he denied that he is God of the Western concept 現御神 and 現人神 are regarded as synonymous
Andrew Foster
So he denied his divinity or he didn't? I can't understand Japanese.
Jackson Taylor
大阪人いませんかね
Anthony Jackson
That's not a good way for a model to treat good knit wear...
Jeremiah Robinson
Ummm... I see. Is complicated.
David Morales
Author is a cunt.
Kayden Nguyen
Nice quads
I don't know if he's a cunt but his manga is fucking great.
Levi Bennett
>Japanese emperor pretended him as a god It was only political system. Emperor's personality is no problem.
Cameron Jackson
>4444 素晴らし
Daniel Lopez
Are you Christian? I suppose faith is something personal but it's also something that have long been passed on from a previous generation to the next, just like a chain. Adopting a different religion is like breaking the chain.
Jose Johnson
For Japanese, 4 is bad number it is like 6 for American.
Ethan Sanders
シャデぃレ。
William Gutierrez
surprisingly this girl is drawn by CG
Grayson Edwards
見たくなったw
Jaxon Hill
Bofore ww2, Japanese government made an imaging of "sacred person" on emperor. So Japanese thought they had to respect emperor, but they didn't think emperor is god.
I think Hirohito should have been executed as a war criminal
Matthew Richardson
Is it because it sounds like death. Also Americans don't really give a damn about 6 desu.
Cooper Ross
the only bad number is 13
Jeremiah Long
I think he means like 666.
Luis Collins
I don't think so. If Britain was defeated in ww2, Britain King had be executed? No.
Nathan Garcia
終戦時に高校生だった俺の爺ちゃんは、天皇は神聖だが、神と思っている人はいなかったと言ってた
Connor Williams
we dont fucking care about numbers in tge 21st century.
Carter Flores
She looks a lot better irl than pics but I still don't understand your obsession with chinese girls
Joshua Murphy
夜露死苦
Logan Flores
is 13 for him?
Caleb Stewart
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Landon Evans
舟を編むって映画になってたやつ? アニメあんの?
Parker Foster
nor do the Japanese
James Campbell
no. It predates him. It has to do with ancient middle eastern hard ons for the number 12 that we adopted when we adopted their number systems and idealogies. 12 was considered a holy number and 13 was breaking perfection.
Leo King
I often confuse six with sex how to discern them by sound?
Six (S- ih -kss すいくす) sex (suh ehh kss すえくす). It takes time to pick up on subtle sound differences you aren't used to. Even native speaker mistake it sometimes. It's funny when it happens too. There are so many words in english that sound the same. We really have fun with it in comedies.
Evan Roberts
thanks. now can you do "cock" and "cuck"? Also "dick" and "deck"?
Andrew Barnes
What does したら mean at the beginning of a sentence? This fucking sentence I swear to God.
It probably means something like "if (we/I) do x". Where x refers to something in the sentence that came before.
Jaxson Murphy
ヒラリーは刑務所にいます?
Christian Fisher
She wants to be free
Henry Nguyen
Thank you so much! I wonder if I could tell the difference if I hear it in a sentence...can you do "I want to feel a big black cock inside my ass"? You are being very helpful.
Camden Cruz
Do all japanese men look like that?
Zachary Sanchez
Should we be nervous about it?
Caleb Miller
I can't understand the different between british "can't" and "cunt".
Samuel Myers
日本語に翻訳して
Joshua Price
...
Justin Allen
I guess, she's looking really bad lately but I think they will replace her and if they do Trump will lose.
I think they both suck but Japan seems to prefer her.
Hunter Allen
Japanese emperor is not facist if you think Britain king is not.
Caleb Wilson
So I got an offer by a JAV company to be an actor in a video they're making in Los Angeles. Should I take it?
Jace Hughes
Hirohito opposed to begin the war against America. But he had to sign any decision of his conference, because of constitutional monarchy.
Cameron Carter
I don't think an average Japanese man doesn't root for something so frantically though.
Carter Mitchell
sex: せっくす six: スィックス First think of the vowel in "six" with an い sound ("seeks"). Then kind of make it so your mouth stops caring about pronouncing it correctly. That's the vowel in "six" in a nutshell.
Sebastian Sanders
>replace her with who? Whoever becomes US president, I'm sure our government will come up with a way to deal with him/her strategically to maintain the US-Japan relationship as it has been.
I'd love to see it, but I wouldn't let you if you were my son. Don't sell off your future options for quick money.
Liam Morgan
>ダジャレ 何ですか? 片仮名がわかない。
Owen Nelson
If I marry my Japanese gf and we move to Japan will I have to change to change my name to 星? This legitimately worried me.
Ian Reyes
"Can't" has a longer vowel in it and rhymes with plant, aunt, shan't, slant "Cunt" has a shorter vowel in it and rhymes with hunt, front, stunt, blunt
Not too difficult, nihonjin.
Owen Bailey
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Austin Diaz
So something like "if so"? >したらセンパイがビシッとキョーイクしないとな! (I'm ) I've pretty much got the whole sentence figured out except したら.
Oliver Ramirez
Sheu wantsu tou beu freeu
I don't know who but her health is worrying people as well as all the investigations and there were rumors the DNC were talking about replacing her, possibly with the VP Joe Biden.
I hope we do remain friends regardless. Trump would be tough to allies.
Dominic Howard
日本の彼女取得するほほ?
Brayden Young
That's (そう)したら i.e. and then.
Dominic Rodriguez
Yeah, pretty much. Just think of it as する + たら and maybe that'll make more sense.
I think it's pretty dishonest to millions of supporters for Hilary to continue hiding her true health condition. I wonder if they would still support Joe Biden or other replacement all the same. Maybe Trump President can be good for Japan, as he's less friendly with China.
Yeah, I was thinking along those lines but I wasn't sure if する without an object was allowed. But I guess it's all colloquial anyways >したらセンパイがビシッとキョーイクしないとな! >In that case we, as his seniors, have to sternly educate him, don't we! Is it something like that?
Leo Anderson
no
Jordan Young
Please, that's all I need to be happy in life. Winning once.
Adam Lee
ダジャレ is pun.
Jaxon Mitchell
you don't need to, i guess
Chase Martin
Fine, but I will win the next.
Chase Evans
The object is heavily implied here. And there's a lot of other cases where similar things happen so it's a good idea to look at the previous sentence if something doesn't make sense.
William Hall
going to tokyo on vacation soon do you guys have brothels or some shit?
Gabriel Gray
I don't know if the subject is "we," but that's pretty much it. It sounds more casual though.
No politician would ever win if they told nothing but the truth. I think people would be very happy if she were replaced. A lot of young liberals don't like her either and Biden is an Obama guy.
I'd like them both to be replaced. I won't be happy with anybody though.
Levi Peterson
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Brandon Barnes
Is there any good website to download japanese music? I'm looking for older music like 森田童子 and 友川 かずき
Isaiah White
I've never gone to brothels. I don't want to get a disease.
Andrew Gonzalez
Of course we have brothels. But you need to be careful. I hear that Tokyo and the police has become become strict in regulating prostitution lately. I think it's to do with Olympic in 2020.
Nathaniel Cooper
Anyone has the navy seal copy pasta in japanese?
Wyatt Kelly
"Can't" (in British English) and "cunt" are the same in all ways except one. For "can't", say カーント normally, with the top half of your mouth sort of outstretched, and your mouth more open in general. (So, say it as you're saying it already.)
For "cunt", say something like カーント, but with the top half of your mouth sort of more inwards, and kind of retracted. For practice, try pulling your upper lip slightly inward and pushing your lower lip more outward, then saying カーント. That's a bit of an exaggeration but it gets the idea across.
Logan Morgan
rutracker has prettymuch everything
Ian Brown
jpopsuki
Brody Morgan
>Of course we have brothels. It's not obvious to Americans that most other places in the world have brothels because here in america prostitution is illegal in most places.
Angel Hall
nuked and the new site is now invite-only.
I'd say VK or various MP3 sites but I don't know how lucky he'd get there
Blake Murphy
They both have been campaigning for months and spent millions... can they be replaced just a month before actual voting? I'm sure every politician has secrets, but Parkinson's or anything alike is big.
Luke Green
I need an invite for that
Jose Cooper
There's no history of it but it can happen. This is a very unusual election for Americans that will probably be remembered for centuries.
Oliver Murphy
英米人がカタカナで書いた英語表記の間違いを指摘するときのあの気持ち
Matthew Roberts
so 約束 is a promise in japanese, right? So could you use it as both a verb and a noun or only one or the other? And does it change depending on the use?
Parker Reed
ワロタ
Jose Flores
It's been invite-only for a while
Charles Reyes
...
Adrian Kelly
約束する is verb 約束 is noun
Brayden Carter
There are still plenty of brothels in America, though. They're just not technically brothels, they're massage parlors in which the masseuse and patron happen to engage in unrelated consensual sex during the service.
I still have yet to go to the place in Dallas I was told about by someone else here.
Liam Morris
ah ok. and can you verbify most nouns by adding する or are there restrictions?
Isaac Bennett
They can if she agrees to drop out or she physically can't continue
Cameron Sanchez
こんにちは
今、不眠です
Bentley Cook
>so 約束 is a promise in japanese, right? Yes
約束 noun 約束する verb
Jace Carter
I have a question for americans do you think america was wrong to nuke japan twice?
Caleb Powell
what do the japanese think about the jews?
Mason Jones
Places like that are too risky in the US. Ironically it being illegalized has made it less safe for everyone health wise and also because they are sometimes connected to other organized crime. The fact that you can be arrested for it already means that it's not worth it unless you live ro let your dick rule your life.
Juan Lee
anything that would make still sense if verbified
Isaiah Reed
Good night my international friends and peru.
Ian Perry
Yeah. It should have been more than twice, but I think we only had two bombs on hand at the time. Oh well. There's always the future.
Chase Nguyen
こんにちわ 今日も好きな同級生がクラスに来なかった
Camden Howard
Imma fug you Canada!
Ayden Evans
They'd be censoring my face though, from what I've been told
>they're making in Los Angeles. Should I take it. no... but pass them along to me. I'll take one for the team.
Christopher White
ヒーリング音楽を聞こう
Matthew Wood
It's never right to kill civilians indiscriminately and the devastating after effects showed that it was a mistake. I don't know if it is true that it would have led to a ground war that caused a lot more casualties. I think both sides made big unfortunate mistakes.
There is no clear answer.
Samuel Long
ペル,なにわあなたの問題?
Jacob Garcia
Awww 明日は好きな人に会えると良いね。
Ryder Butler
>you can verbify most nouns by adding する I think so.
Evan Hill
Better than Operation Downfall. This is one of those questions that we're asked in high school history class, forcing the entire class to take part in some pointless half-century-old debate.
The US was wrong to nuke Japan, intern Japanese-Americans, etc. Japan was wrong to do all sorts of things in China, Korea, the Philippines and elsewhere The UK was wrong to cause a firestorm in Dresden Nazi Germany was obviously wrong Italy probably did something bad too, I dunno War is bad
Blake Evans
ノートを貸してあげるチャンス到来
Jacob Rogers
True, but there are online websites for the cleanest and safest places now. And you can be arrested for it, but typically it's the seller and not the buyer that's arrested for it, typically you're let off the hook.
I get what you're saying though
Nolan King
online websites you say... hmmm... you wouldn't happen to know of one of these online websites would you?
James Turner
I'll make a new thread
Jaxon Gutierrez
Rubmaps is pretty good, from what I've seen. Haven't actually tried anything listed out yet, though so I wouldn't know rubmaps.com/ .
Carter Martin
New thread New thread New thread
David Perry
whew would they really arrest some burger tourist for getting his dick wet?
Eli Gomez
Then Hilary's supporters would just support her replacement? It sounds unlikely to me.
Easton Bell
Then alas! the uncensored version is "accidentally" leaked out and distributed on the net.
Lucas Richardson
Most likely. A lot of supporters are only supporting her because they want "anybody but Trump". I think it would benefit Democrats much more if they picked someone reasonable.
It's more about the party than the candidate.
Joshua Ortiz
But their support rates are so close. I'm sure there are people who are supporting Hilary because it's Hilary.
Levi Nguyen
>Are you Christian? Yes I suppose they are catholics.
Carter Garcia
There are some but most are supporting her because she is the Democratic candidate and she isn't Trump. I think most would gladly accept a new candidate.