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JANNY'S GONNA GET YA

yeri

anime

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

...

I amuse myself with the consumption of trivial media entertainment and base earthly desires instead of striving for a higher purpose in the form of pure rational enlightenment

...

GAS THE VISIGOTHS

Alri

>new

Need to have a chat with the Australian runt jail warden, there's too many running rampant.

Went for a walk today and went a bit off trail and walked in some tall brush and my legs are all itchy now

need some lotion or summat

what a waste

LIKE

A

CORDLESS

DRILL

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

>smallbrainstralians

Frenchwomen are for english cock edition

abc.net.au/news/2016-09-16/turnbull-warns-christensen-against-anti-muslim-sentiment/7851192
Ah yes
labor is guaranteed a win in 2019 lads, bit sad. countries going to shit

Cut the chain of lies, ive got nothing to say to you.

doing a poo

doing a poo

whoa o.O

>.net.au

Shan't be opening this

I have found quite possibly the most grim place in the UK lads

doing a poo

>making opposition to anything Islamic your top policy priority

bit sad. Even the BNP actually had some emphasis on fixing the NHS

lads...
what would you do to her?

wew

PAMELA

DON'T BREAK THIS HEART OF MINE

JUST REMEMBER

IT MIGHT NOT HEAL THIS TIME

How is that grim? There's plenty of places worse than that.

ah, I was too late

you've not seen it on a Friday night lad

that's not bad at all

Probably just stare at her and look away quickly if we made eye contact.

What you lads think of Lady Sonia?

quick someone call me based

That looks absolutely fine

Have a look at this picture

based

beat her black and blue and fill her with cum

looks kind of qt desu

I would suck her minge dry

yet another one of my gimmicks

youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng

have a 3 minute conversation with her and then post about the experience on /brit/ and then never talk to her again

have consensual sex in the missionary position

@65068780
shutup u runt

that was mine lad

play with those nice milky barms

quick someone stroke my willy

you guys want grim?


dozens of hookers are tortured and killed in this building each year. in my neighborhood we call it "the slaughterhouse" cuz thats where we go to slaughter women

Can't wait to find my very own British husband, and follow his every command desu

:[

stare awkwardly at the floor and try to avoid looking at her

I've found god again lads

Umm no sweetie I invented it during the glory days on Cred Forums x

>tfw born just in time for the fourth industrial revolution

whos up for a bit of /brit/ rocketleague?

>that
>grim

Preston beats Wigan again, will do next Friday night too.

*does it*
ah yeah meditation rocks lol

instant floppy as soon as i see the thumbnail. same for that wendy

on the bus

bend her over backwards and fill her nasty holes with burritos

me lad

like tears in rain

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>the Algerian neckbeard who pretends to be a French girl desiring British men

very weird poster

Fuck off PNE, you were shit on Tipping Point

turn that frown upside down

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Shan't be opening this

>we

i repot u

nah it came from /vg/ about 4 years ago

wish i could snag this girl, beat her to a pulp, drag her into my car and take her down to the slaughterhouse down the street n have a good time heh heh heh

where was he?

just saw an article on the telegraph that said over 40% of singles in japan are virgins

thats cool

...

reported

The glory days were 6 years ago, sorry hun you're just not clued up.

sunny scunny is worse x

any other lads that cant swim here?

last time I went swimming was when I was ~10 and my dad threw me in the deep end, nearly drowned.

haha sad acts

watched this movie ama

*blows whistle*


GEEEEEEEET'CHA SQUASH BOOTS

We're going on a good old squashing! Time to squish squash some yankWORMS under the heels of our britGOD boots!

nice

pirate scumbags

you should learn, you might think you'll never need it but it's worth learning

quite a few people end up like that so you won't be the only one if you go to an adults class, it's mostly people who have experienced trauma early on

got called a nonce in mothercare

But I'm really a french girl. I despise algerians. My family comes from the rural center of France exclusively.

>alarm set for 7 am

youtube.com/watch?v=E4OPddaTM-0

hmmm

saw some cretin touching up my kid in mothercare earlier

called him a nonce and he ran off

obsession

post toot you fucking frog

got called a knobjockey in wilkinsons

>wigan youtube.com/watch?v=d1zL3wDLyXk

Why is Sturridge so mardy?

Shan't be reading a word of this

fuck off juan

2009 was comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=QsXXGgHFLTY

>But I'm really a french girl
alri Bilal

whether you're a lad or a lass though, you're definitely ugly and autistic

post toot

saw some twat riding a dildo in wilkinsons earlier

called him a knobjockey

*swoons*

>About Cred Forums
I would've read it but you lost me there. Literally could not give a single fuck if every poof there got banned

toot poster is a tranny hahahahaha

haven't and don't intend to read a single word in this thread
and there is NOTHING you can do about it

2007 was the comfiest year of the 21st century so far

:D

Get yer cock out Jeffery

B A R M
A
R
M

hmmm i see

not browsed Cred Forums for 3 years lad, judging by all the Cred Forums posters that came here the mods are spot on

RAH RAH RAHHHH READ THIS RAHHHH GRRRAHAHHHHRHAHHH AHHHHH READ IT GRAH

anyone else not go to sixth form or uni?

not the brightest lad around and i got a job straight after school

if you're just doing manual grunt work what's the point?

got called a racist in greggs

>Algerian tranny

The French pakiboo?

got called a pom cunt in walkabout

runt

>Shan't

>he paid £27,000 for a piece of paper that lets him work in Tesco

kek

>Iraqi PMUs are insanely anti-American
>Iraqi PMUs condemn ISIS stabbing attack in Minnesota. Send their condolences to people of America

hm

slit her throat and hang her on a meat hook

shan't be reading a word of this thread

tell us what happened lad

got called a ginger nut while i was out
fuming

Reported to Europol

the algerian is a rapist

...

comfiest years of the 21st century official rankings:

1. 2006
2. 2007
3. 2009
4. 2010
5. 2013

everything else = shit

Good morning :3

got called a twink in mountain warehouse today lads

>no 2012

Tell me about Yusuf, why does he wear the mask?

...

but the world ended in 2012 remember?

>gesture at her to move her bag
>she begrudgingly complies
>pick my nose
>burp loudly
>do a big fart

chinese monkeys

literally fingered a 15 yr old in front of a club once
didn't know she was 15 till later tbf but she was gagging for it, bit glad I didn't shag her

aesthetic
e
s
t
h
e
t
i
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Was going to make this girl I've been seeing my gf and maybe even settle down and have kids with her if it carries on go so well. But I think I might have to end it as I can never have kids with her. Found out her surname is of Scottish origin

Fucking dropped

I'm quite posh

[crowd roars into a deafening fit of laughter]

Really don't understand design and aesthetics

Every year, a car, a train, a building, is built/released and looks nicer, and more 'modern'

Why can't they design a car that looks like its from 2016 in 2004? Why do 2004 cars look like heaps of shit? Will 2016 cars in 2025 look like shit?

runt nonce

How appalling. Why do mongrel, blood-cocktail americans always reply to me? I'm only meant for English (real) men. You'd only be good as a doormat to wipe my feet on, waste of space.

seems like even the Iraqis know there's a stark difference between the american people and the american government, which is something europeans can't comprehend

Need daddy to fuck my runt arse

Good choice lad.

The worst Scotchman is a covert Scotchman.

COMFIEST YEARS OF THE 21st CENTURY OFFICIAL RANKINGS:

1. 2007
2. 2003
3. 2010
4. 2012
5. 2006

toot poster is a tranny

A E S T H E T I C

>anything post 2007

someday you'll love me bby you just dont get me yet
>You'd only be good as a doormat to wipe my feet on

mmm yeah, id like that to be honest =)

cars look like shit nowadays

got called a nonce in mothercare

fuck off yank

He doesn't sound like what I would normally associate with posh brits 2bh
maybe well off but not posh, just sounds like a twat

hello?
haha!

GLASS AUSTRALIA

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

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Shan't be opening this regardless of what it is

t. wog looking to get glassed

not an argument

*tuck tuck* *kissu* :3

2014-2015 was easily my most comfy year.

off to bed wageslaves

>cherry picks the worst example possible

fuck you
Cars look better every year

You do know it's legal to shag 15 yr olds in most of Europe, right?

(and apparently 14 yr olds in Germany and Portugal?)

there is an asshole from australia who acts like a 15 YO hater

Me and the homeless bf

twitter.com/BenjIrvinee/status/777479240124100608?s=09

nonce

2012 was a fucking good year for me
;'(

turning 21 in a weeks time lads

getting older is scary

I liked the Samsung adverts 2bh

What are malls like in england?

is it similar to north america where you have restaurants, shops, and entertainment (like cinemas) all in one place?

rasheed

>(and apparently 14 yr olds in Germany and Portugal?)


nice

feel like ending my life soon

Not funny user some people have to get up early and will have a rough day.

dumb pirate frogposter

enjoy your empty future and structureless life, leach

how old were you?

youtube.com/watch?v=mxHTwN58scE

I think the queer giving it isn't even homeless.

they're the same everywhere in the world

ours have touchscreens and shit though

yes bluewater.co.uk/

not cherry picking at all that audis relatively quite nice actually

My sister is a 9/10 and I look like an inbred Eastern European gopnik

For what purpose

31

kill yourself fucking scumbag

...

cheers to that

18

>tfw I will live my life solely on the money taken by the government from wagies like yourself
Fantastic feel

Alri gramps

who /touchscreen phone/ here

hahaha

...

*vomiks uncontrollably*

i will never have a gf or friends

Amen to that lad.

>CMD prompt randomly popping up

oh dear

*vomits controllably*

Laying in bed having brekky and posting with you lads on my tablet :3

that's what clicking /brit/ links gets you

enjoy your empty future and structureless life, leach

Just got access to some runts PC, going to start gaslighting him with random programs opening lads.

>take 6-year-old Cousin to first day of primary school
>kids go to church and later on to class with their future mates
>when I attended the same elementary 16 odd years ago,
classes, were completely white with the odd Turk mstrewn about
>now a days, the class was t8eeming with muzzies, nogs, pakis and poo in Loos

Am I racist for admitting zhzmmmmvimm

>all the normalads are off to bed so they can get up for work tomorrow to pay for their gfs new handbag

wre u spooked, y/n

what a fucking farooq

/Clover master race/

NCIS are trying to hack you mate. I strongly advise you turn off your PC by pulling out the plug at the socket.

is she attainable

are you okay hans

a pirate posted this beauty ass yesterday
imgur.com/a/ULquL

That's a nice adequately sized beer, which promotes moderation and better health in general.

strawpoll.me/11255118

Let me let me, I'll bring you chamomile tea and a cookie, I'll fluff your pillows and sleep at the door if you don't want a lowly no name like me getting too close :3

fatty

*admitting that stung a bit

Lads, vote now or your mother dies in her sleep

strawpoll.me/10786454
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huh. thought it was more of a new world thing, since europe has had high streets and department stores like harrods for a long time. guess you can have both

taking a chance

no worries. malwarebytes is on the job

did you just have a stroke

g*d i would destroy that arse

Went for the yanks, most of there are irish anyway so it was killing two birds with one stone.

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8 > all other numbers 2bh. Everything should end in 8s

northern ireland

Had to reset my phone and now I'm stuck with fucking mimi

OFFICIAL STORE AESTHETICS POWER RANKINGS

1. WILKINSONS (PRE RE-BRAND)
2. KWIK SAVE
3. COMET
4. PC WORLD
5. HMV
6. SPAR
7. SAFEWAY

POWER GAP

9001. WILKINSONS (POST RE-BRAND)
9002. TESCO
9003. SOMERFIELD
9004. ASDA
9005. MORRISONS

POWER GAP

900000000001. HOME BARGAINS

8 is an aesthetic looking number

>unironically preferring 8 over perfect 7

you're probably both eastern european

>41 KB, 350x280
shan't be opening this

good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies and I've got norton on!

drank a lot of large and non foamy beers at a WOO KEGGER LADS WAHEY the other weekend, enough to give any netherlands poof a heart attack

You can't use Clover anymore?

Went to the gym for the first time in a long time today and Jesus my arms are in bits, went too mad on the weights when I haven't even lifted since last year

at least theyre getting laid

the devil doesn't approve of dolescum

interesting

off yourself if you chose something other than a prime

Disgusting, you're not good enough to be a doormat, I'd barely use you as a garbage can or chair desu

>store
FOY

The Wilkinsons round here have always looked shite.

The yanks are annoying but they're only here during slow /brit/ times. The Irish, however, infest the thread with their inane drivel during peak times making them much more annoying

The correct vote would be for the Irish

Lads I need a gf

>wahey
>yehaw

They pulled it from the PS last time I checked and I cbf jumping through loops for a decent UI rather than a shit UI.

whats edward norton got to do with this?

strawpoll.me/11255148

The yanks are annoying but they're only here during slow /brit/ times. The Aussies, however, infest the thread with their inane drivel during peak times making them much more annoying

The correct vote would be for the Aussies

>crypto texans

...

telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9964767/Iain-Duncan-Smith-I-could-live-on-53-per-week.html

do you reckon he could

that logo is goat

the new "wilko" shit is gay af though

>ywn have a Steinway & Sons grand piano in the living room
>ywn have a Mercedes E-Class in the driveway

we're not so different, you and i

>I'd barely use you as a garbage can or chair desu

this is music to my ears
*wanks really furiously IRL*

>Hugh Mungus

Back to work in the morning

doing a poo, lads!

SAME HERE HAHAHA

8 looks perfect lad. It's two perfect circles and on top of that it's even
Nothing else comes close

hang in there lads

Thought you meant the interiors. Wilksons was better than Wilko, I'll agree with you there.

>af

FOY

Mmmmmmm wagecucks

jungle is -------

Bummer dude

I'll pour one out for you

brehs dark souls crashes on startup what do

the interiors are ok i find

asda has the worst interiors by far though

>ripping porn off the net for when it inevitably fails and I need a wank
what are you lot up to?

why are none of them saying like "don't kill yourself yo"

fucking tumblrettes I swear to god

Thanks Mike

got a hard days UFC training tomorrow

Don't think its fair to blame mental health services

*wanks for you*
kimochi~?

Chillin with my /brit/ homies and watching the handy

it's so hard you can't even get the game started

haven't seen a pakiboo post in yonks

did he off himself?

hey haha

no nstter how far you go in life you will NEVER have the top left image

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=iwKWsMpzjw4

fuck off yank

He got fined £300 by the courts says /epl/

xD

thats a little willy

friendly reminder that we live on a flat earth
the amerijews are lying to you

beautiful tune

youtube.com/watch?v=N78NfMXeA4A

excuse me lads i'm off for some Johnstone's Paint Trophy trainig

is that cornwall's willy?

I will do no such thing

Go fuck yourself

Play superior British video games instead.

>all these normies at uni making friends and having sex
>i'm here memeing on /brit/

i'm already beyond saving

I remember having the same problem when I first torrented it. not going to tell you how to fix it now though because of your side little ironic emoticon

why is life so grim

hahhahaaha

finally took my late grandfathers advice and begun tearing into all the dusty old Wodehouse books he left to me.

Holy hell this Jeeves is the cheekiest cunt to ever live

>tfw i realise we are all being lied to

fuck off yank

THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME

OF WHO I REALLY AM

>finally took my late grandfathers advice and begun tearing into all the dusty old Wodehouse books he left to me.

O-oh. That's incredibly pathetic, lad. Why are all Americans this bad? I blame the jews.

(Give me some sort of contact info, you're fun to bully.)

this photo gives me growing pains

i think taking to women would be a lot easier if i were a really cool black guy who flirted a lot

8
ha get fucked, bellsniff

the french and a kike funded the american revolution LOL

source on bottom right please f@m

did you take this pic? what is this runt palace

New

nice photo, this outfit really flatters you

I can't believe Princess leia gave birth to this.

old version of dsfix?

What's with all these maltesar ads with cripples talking about their sex life? I really don't feel like eating after some disabled person goes into detail about how she went into a spasm fit whilst giving a guy a handjob. That's just disgusting.

You'd buck her though.

/mold/ represent,
used to work in the council building, what an eye sore.