/brit/

I was down at the pub earlier watching the match and I had ordered a Chinese. So I was standing on Collins avenue junction and hopped in a taxi. Got up to mine and it was 7.80 so I was like "grand I've got 7.10 here I'll run inside and grab the rest" and he started going "are you fucking serious, do you think I'm gonna around for 70 cents. I'd never have fucking picked you up if I'd known you didn't have money. Fucking ridiculous getting in a taxi with no money, get the fuck out" Once I had closed the door of the car he started driving off and by the time I had gotten to my front door I was crying.
Was he being abusive in the way he spoke and acted towards me or did he have a point in what he was saying?

post machines

what a /cum/my smell

...

>straight edge australian

what a boring creature

I want to bully the American user more, now.

these 5 words in my head
scream 'are we having fun yet'

business idea: speed down the empty streets of Manhattan at night in your black Mercedes E-Class coupe whilst playing Ludovico Einaudi - Divenire

sometimes i like watching TV over streaming pre-planned shows because like

sometimes it feels good for someone else to decide what you watch, its easier......... ......

friendly reminder that it is impossible for water to stick to a spinning ball

research the flat earth.

>favourite drug

the american will tell you "post toot"

>empty streets
>manhattan

pick one, plus there are intersections literally every 5 seconds

for typical every day use, weed.

for special occasions, mdma

...

creasing

nicotine lol

I'll allow it.

shant be posting machines

good post
bad post

in a skype call and dont wanna be rude and leave but need sleep. what do?

youtube.com/watch?v=K-hdBwptQpE

nicotine, valium, vicodine, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol

>drugs? they're degenerate

Smuggies are the best meme of summer 2016

(((he))) needs to post machines

call them a nigger and they'll leave

fuck off then

yay science!

please do it shlomo, these are my favourite vids

god i love fried platanos

Then it is time for you to have a shower.

Yes, but he's gone now. I was just starting to have fun too.

fucking depressed

don't see the point in not abusing drugs constantly

business idea: refuse to reply to any posts under the Israeli flag until fucking machines are posted

> haven't washed pajama shirt in weeks
> mfw body scent on it

>tfw fried platanos and cubanos at a restaurant in spanish harlem

good shit

weed
and i have done all the classics except crack, and a ton of benzos and opiates etc

cat poster yank is my favourite poster

typical an*me runt

You an attractive girl lad?

Doing a DEEP REGRET about that time a qt told me she dreamed I was her boyfriend and I just laughed it off and never spoke of it again.

gross NO

>tfw you meet a girl and you realize you both recently switched to the same phone service provider

thats how babies are made lads

who the fuck wears pyjamas

>order total £30
>postage estimate £45

Fuck sake lads, the Irish struggle is real, check your amazon free delivery to the UK privilege

*screams*

why are women so self conscious when theyre pretty much guaranteed to have a line of guys ready to bang them?

>gross

FOY

if you had taken it seriously, she would have made fun of you

me

How do yanks take Jamaican shit like plantains and give it a spic name?

RIP AND TEAR

i ordered something from china and they had a fucking tsunami or something so it got delayed by like a week

why's it so expensive when ireland is only a hop skip and a jump away

why are yanks so self conscious when theyre pretty much guaranteed to have a line of burgers ready to eat?

they spend their whole lives in a superficial childlike mentality

me in the picture staring at my waifu

>tfw no white josh bf

you a twink lad?

me on the left as i walk into brit

ain't

no

tellin

WHAT

I'M

FINNA

hey

BE OOOOONNNNNN

>women spend their whole lives in a superficial childlike mentality

youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0

outstanding post

Got some vegemite toast for breakfast lads

t . girl with rustled jimmies

>chinese warehouse worker lad that just lost his entire family and half his coastal village in a tsunami has to work overtime to make sure your dragon dildo arrives in a timely manner

creasing

say that to me in real life and i'd twat you in the face

hahahaha

*taps on your shoulder*

excuse me, sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you

>they spend their whole lives in a superficial childlike mentality

youtube.com/watch?v=XYIhYztb39s

do they deliver free in NI? if so then that's a pisstake

lol no
youtube.com/watch?v=mvh0n3Gfq7c

Did a so called "post", lads

>>>Cred Forums67914893

>they spend their whole lives in a superficial childlike mentality

YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

Send it me lad and I'll bring it down over the border for you. What are you buying?

>DSCF5154
glad i will never sink low enough to create fedora images of myself

Yeah its a scam. Cunts already make billions because of us and our tax dodging ways it'd be the least they could do to offer us free postage

hahahah WAHEY

howling
don't bother correcting it, i won't be clicking it

...

t . girl with rustled jimmies

(pronounced twot)

which dead girl would you rather marry?

mexican american singer, selena?

or the girl who played hermoine in the harry potter movies

youre sister
greetings

>tfw 27 and yet to kiss a girl

emma watson is still alive

already did la

mong

feeling a little bent today

I turn 27 next month
what's it like?

good lad x

just get a prozzie at this point mate

mate could you delete this image

is it gay that i want to cuddle with my best mate?

we've been good friends for over 10 years

did you preform the gf ritual with the proper chants?
dont listen to anyone who tells you to ask girls out, they will only mislead you

*gets the spirit level out*

extremely

thats your answer to everything in life huh.... every problem someone faces... "just get a prozzie mate hahahah"

fuck off.....

this

it's mildly irritating me

surely you can get some of your friends who know some people who can get in contact with someone that have the knowledge of how to remove her?

sort it out

Everyone gets along in this thread.

What the fuck am I doing in Cred Forums and /x/?

What's up, friends?

I you are all upset, why don't we doing something to chill. Since we all clearly live in different countries, let's do something online?

*streaks through /brit/*

>gf ritual with the proper chants
p-please continue

id say thats pretty gay 2bh
ive had some close friendships but never really wanted to cuddle a man

>crying

nay, the dead never stay dead

just get a prozzie mate

Nah, we expect it from yanks.

wouldnt cuddling be considered platonic though? i dont want to get him off, just snuggle under a duvet while we watch something or play vidya

laughed at the tone of this post

this canadian will start posting links trying to get us to come play a game with him or something

and of course absolutely no one will click on it

agreed, i just cant handle seeing it

seize the memes of production

don't tell me what to do sunshine

I'll do it tomorrow

got my first match on tinder~

give me an opener lads

Jimmy Flacid has berated us

what would happen if i told a lefty, socialist professor that i want to seize her means of reproduction?

"Spoiler that hog"

>giffgaff

howling irl

"alri"

"mr. jay leno, i've been a fan of yours for years"

have you got ginger pubes

free world boss

>just snuggle under a duvet while we watch something or play vidya
does he have a gf?

ask her if she'll do a shag with you

shes a whopper

>she considers this to be a good picture of herself

You need a russian bear to invade your south ossetia?

But neither are dead.

The only dead girl I would shag is Britanny Murphy, but she has to use the Luanne voice.

I'm engaged.

don't think I can face another day lights, might end it all very soon

Say "U want sum fuk bby girl"
Works all the time

what exactly was the point of your post. are you high or something?

just get a prozzie mate

just did an imagine what SJWs will be like in 30 years hahahaha

>Americans
meine seiten
twitter.com/PrimeLeBron/status/777647410772271104

>shes a whopper
looks more like a Big Mick to me

it's the best network for drug dealing mate

no contract involved

best burner going

this
it's the solution to many of life's problems

>actually see a qt azn on tinder
>swipe right
>match
>78 km away
fucc...

Because they're spics

doing a grindr

>sister snitched to my parents about me ordering illicit drugs to the house through the deepweb because i left the window open in the bathroom and she felt cold

ah yes, females

really appreciate this post.

...

doing a grommr

It's lycra mobile actually
Gosh do you even listen to grime?

>flag
don't believe this desu

>help
>help

lmao what a fucking soft shite

why?

rape ur sister

think i'll invent illusory olfactory emulators so i can share the putrid effervescence emanating from my balls with the lads in /brit/

your fault for telling her then you mong

what an autist lmao

>sat posting on /brit/
>shih tzu lad sat next to me relaxing after his supper
>he fucking bolts off the chair
>massive fat spider running across the floor
>rags the fuck out of it and scratches it till it stops moving

I love my lad.

...

>turns out it IS a good picture of her

scratching my balls and doing a sniff of my fingers

best way to fix this is to do some drugs with your parents

because she'd be

What balls?

nah giff gaff is sound bud

why?

What balls?

Maybe if we all become Muslim we could live in peace with Muslims?

Did not, she ripped open one of MY packages because she though it was one of her magazines or some shit.
I would if i could get away with it.
my dad actually secretly smokes weed with his friends out of the house but my mom is a drug tyrant and wants to kick me out of the house because of this debacle

...

the ones in my ballbag

howling

eadc

matthew ludford

youtube.com/watch?v=i7d0Lm_31BE

comfiest song of all time lads

Post your first names lads, I'll start

>Ryan

don't really want to live in the Internet era

not him btw

good lad

>Tfw I'll never be the girl who rips the tickets for people going onto the London Eye

mohammed

nah they would declare takfir

>yeri.webm (1.1 MB 1280x720)

>Michael

>tfw most popular given name in north america for like 30 years, unbroken

its literally Baby Boomer: The Name

nice try GCHQ

Pierre

Pavel

Your dreams are too specific. You need to expand your horizon. There's many tower around the world that employ girls to rip tickets.
Stay positive and maybe one day you can be one of them.

Andrea

btw Josh if you're here lets go smoke

me and a mate

happy for this lad

youtu.be/6oQMuO1KUEw

>mfw big Hollywood films that cost £250 million to make

insane amount of money
could fund a ton of space projects with that

My deadname is Tom not revealing my current :)

Abdul

why don't we name our children after our cultural heroes the same way Arabs do?

Jesus should be the most popular name, but there should be lots of Winstons too

I need to work at the London Eye to make my dad happy.

Sanjeev.

t. voldemort

most names are biblical you twat

>willingly identifying with your slave name
No thanks

how would they keep the normie runts penned inside then though?

why would you want to be that?

>jesus
Spic name unfortunately.
And because we're not shit-skins.

>Birmingham is such a shithole that Steven Speilberg is filming his new dystopia film there
howling

Remember years ago, when I used to disguise myself as a normie, I was at a club and a qt girl brushed my hair out of my face and said I should keep it that way because I have a nice face. All I could muster out was a pathetic "thanks".

I think that was my one chance of happiness and I blew it.

Hammudi

space projects generate 0 revenue however

>he fell for the "churchill was a british hero" meme

>jesus
>cultural hero

Didn't know old Jesus was english 2bqh

>could fund a ton of space projects with that

creasing

The cold war wasn't such a bad thing when you think
No one would have bothered to spend that much money to go to the moon otherwise

churchill was a coward and a kike 2bh

que piccardia

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/new-york-explosion-nypd-investigating-tumblr-manifesto-by-suspected-bomber-a7315336.html

>“I did it because I cannot stand society. I cannot live in a world where homosexuals like myself as well as the rest of the LGBTQ+ community are looked down upon by society,” the author continues.

BENDER UPRISING

a sphere looks like a circle from every angle, ya gimp

>long hair
Alri poofter

Anything longer than a 2 is runt tier

Not a paki who thinks Churchill was bad but I just don't think he's very aesthetic on the new notes

gf just sent me this

>he fell for the churchill was not a British hero meme

Come on Rasheed, you're a disgrace.

>.uk
Shan't be opening this virus site

if the "cold war" was a competition between the west and the soviet union to improve their citizens lives then we'd living in paradise, instead it was about nuclear weapons and proxy wars and some cool but ultimately useless space age innovations

R:R google it

2 feet?

10/10 post more

>take 6-year-old Cousin to first day of primary school
>kids go to church and later on to class with their future mates
>when I attended the same elementary 16 odd years ago,
classes, were completely white with the odd Turk or Pole strewn in
>now a days, the class was teeming with muzzies, nogs, pakis and poo in Loos
>one of the preachers in the morning service reminds me of Eko in Lost
Am I racist for admitting that whole ordeal stung quite a bit?

No one even cares about poofters anymore
In fact they get preferential treatment in touching girls

no 2 clipper

>Yank
>Literally so shit at being PM that he needed 2 of the biggest and most devastating wars ever to distract the public
>Had the great idea of fighting the Soviets and rearming Germany before WW2 was even over

>a 2
alri nancy

here's my sister
please don't wank to it ok

He was a failure in WWI 2bh

>let's just spend all the money on welfare instead

please vote in my poll

strawpoll.me/11255535
strawpoll.me/11255535
strawpoll.me/11255535

>be Jewish fat drunk
>destroy the world
>hero

typical cucknadian

No promises lad ;)

uh oh
its alt-right autism hour!

i drive past my old primary school sometimes and like 1/3 of the kids now are fucking black it's a disgrace. it's a catholic school though so no muslims

do roids actually make your balls fall off

65071579

unironically looking forward to turning 40 just so i can get a female doctor to give me a prostate exam

what did he mean by this

Had a female doctor touch my balls, true story

you don't even have the right to type my post number out yank, now scram

ZEEZ BRAH

fucking move out

When will NASA make their minds up about how big 'planets' are?

Just got my first blow job. Felt pretty good but had sort of a burning sensation and I couldn't cum.

No, but if you use a lot of roids the can shrink because when you get so much testosterone from another source your balls don't have to produce as much, hence they get smaller.

>canadians WILL club this

canadians need to gtfo of /brit/ we love our seals

>All of these rasheeds calling our winnie a jew

Why am I not surprised? He did hate Indians and Islam.

my sister's a doctor you shit lord

>burning sensation
You just caught the clip mi amigo

When did i say welfare? I meant more things like investment in society... such as infrastructure and education, but whatever the only important thing is bombs right?

...

Ah yes, gin and green tea what a revolting combination

>A seal walks in to a club
Dies

What?

Clap*

Maybe you should use a legit photo so you don't look like an idiot.

>be a deluded brit
>fall for propaganda that a pop-culture leader was anything but a meme that fucked his country endlessly
wew

gonna learn how to do molecular gastronomy to impress women.......

did she practice playing doctor on you when you were kids? x

underrated post

i do not have a first name
my legal PERSON does however

My cousins did that with me 2bh

*smashes your window*
*pulls you out of the car*

We would be decades behind right now in terms of technology without WWII and the Cold War

...

>A legit photo from somewhere we've never been
Ah yes, good goyim

You're delusional

is this the new version of "my dad works at nintendo"

See, Norway knows. How big is the Earth in comparison to the Moon? We've been shown that they're two different sizes. Why does nobody ever question this?

Shagged yer ma

WHAT IS THE CHARGE
WHY ARE YOU ASSAULTING ME
I HAVE THIS ON CAMERA

No, you're now aware that scientists would have come up with that shit without war, but the government only gave them trillions of dollars when it was for war.

Museums in London are expensive as fuck. I paid the equivalent of $25 to get into the British Museum.

holy shit, best evidence ive ever seen that the earth is flat

/brit/ is for humans, lizardboy, scram

youtube.com/watch?v=GHQYdEiNUZ4

this REALLY made me think

*violates the non aggression principle*

>legit
that's a hologram my lad

>they say they'll be round in an hour
>they aren't
URGH, why do I keep falling for it??

prepare to get nuked, kiddo

They're free

>a new golden age then die in a spectacular war
Fine with it 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=XeCpLcjxOq4
Wake up, America.

>pay what you want to get into the met
literally gave them a 1 dollar bill

Not for the VIP tickets

*doesn't wake up*
Heh.... better luck next time

Was about time 2bqh

Not even about whether it's flat or not. It's basic stuff like the size and shape they can't make their minds up about. We're expected to believe they've photographed Jupiter and have robots on Mars but they can't take a photograph of Earth without photoshopping it together.

Bonkers.

reddit.com/r/confession/comments/2qvy9a/my_teeth_hurt_so_bad_that_i_feel_like_death_is/

howling

the USA truly is a third world shithole

youtube.com/watch?v=cC_2iQtZXKQ

BRAAAAAAP

Legit just vomited everywhere after drinking gin&green tea, fucking rancid lads don't make my mistake

>The Millennium Bridge was built across a century
British engineers must be terrible

preparing some tea lads

remind me to take the water off the boil in 15 minutes

(seriously not memeing right now, my kettle's fucked and i'm too poor to buy a new one)

>linking to reddit

What the bloody hell are you doing lad?

>le donald trump hates le innocent media!!! he is Hitler!!

The media literally works for the Clinton. Look up the Telecommunications Act of 1996. Bill Clinton created multiple media monopolies.

Now its 2016 and the media is doing the Clintons another favor by unquestionably supporter the Jezebel that is Hillary

Fuck the lying sacks of shit for this fearmongering commercial

>reddit

forgot already sorry

>https

Haha which one of you lads did this? Also can someone give music name?
youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE

Why bother trying that?

the big wolfe lads

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

Wolfe Tone was a much better person

every NEET got an ego to feeed

my parents are addicted to screaming

like they literally walk around the house flipping out at everything all day every day no matter how mundane it is. its like being raised by two toddlers who don't know how to share. its really quite annoying 2bh

saw one of my posts
beaming

>cupboard doors slamming downstairs
>ohboyherewego.png

this is not good

actually quite glad none of my posts made it into that

all me

Feel like shit lads. Fuck it though, next time I see tje cute girl who wears the aviator glasses I'll ask for her number

Wolfe Tone didn't steal Quebec off the french and he was a well known poof as well.

redditors are so helpful i wish you lot would be more like then

"can't get a gf for the life of me lads"

"aww, i'll pay for your gf!"

"awww thanks!!!!"

Don't know m8, honestly bored as shit and thought it might work

pimpers paradise? if it is then holy shit i thought the exact same thing listening to it lmao

...

think im gonna do do a wank and watch some anime lads.

twitter.com/regated/status/777638188580036608

shit myself in bed last night and haven't cleaned it up yet

someone make the new thread with this
ta lads x

youtube.com/watch?v=8OmTn5p0HgY

quite a big fan of this video, fan of how theres like 20 different sources of noise going on in tim's house and hes upset that he think he isnt allowed to sing

SAY IT WITH ME

PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMPPRESIDENT TRUMP

mate is that a ball bag I see under the union jack? janny's gonna nick ya lad

france and cucknadia need switched 2bh

Btw

>shit myself
fuck off yank

I clicked the image to check. "yes, that is a ballsack" I thought to myself

theres already enough yanks shitting the pllace up, don't encourage frogs too

the janny won't like that one bit

a friend is interested in me but I'm not into girls

funny how that goes

>tfw no one is giving me the music source