/cum/

Even in Michigan where the Red Wings are the Yankees of hockey, NHL is the #3 sport. Fortunately for the Wings, there are still a lot of blue collar types who buy octopi to toss onto the ice. New stadium should be cool too.

Sounds like a load of excuses buds.

Post calculators.

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I just had a box of Zatarain's long grain and wild rice. Feeling lazy af lads.

I could never get doom to work on it

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The extra cold winter means extra comfy wild rice soup with venison.

Post weather

Tragic.

Why are graphing calculators so expensive?

Smart phones can do anything a crappy old TI calculator can do nowadays.

my dinner:
1 - kogels vienna
2 - soy dogs
3 - whole wheat bons
(katchup and yellow mustard applied liberally to all 3 dogs)

With the birds I'll share this lonely view

Disgusting

My dinner deßü

having some chicken noodle soup for dinner boys

Why do people hike the AT when it's literally just trees

>our qt soccer players are already losing to nederlands

Because they're good for you.

I'm going vegan and there's nothing you morons can say to stop me

i was curious how much these cost nowadays, expecting it to be like $20 now

fucking things still cost like $120

>TI calculator

kys

hp 35s masterrace

I have this one haha

i remember when i was in high school the cool thing to do was put video games on your graphing calculator

You would think the Chinese would have knocked them off by now.

Looks healthy at least.

2138008 Boobiez

>he's not voting for Gary Johnson
What's your excuse

>just trees
>Not just mountains

Im not an idiot

PCT is mountains. AT seems to be mostly thick foliage

You could probably cross that in a day.

he borrowed a leppo from me 20 years ago and still hasn't given it back

Is he gay?

I'm watching him on 60 minutes right now and my gaydar is going off

You guys should really stop eating meat

If you don't have that foliage you mostly die of heat exhaustion in the sun. USA is pretty hot.

t. Woman

Why

>You guys should really stop eating meat

You too?

And you should really fuck off, vegetarian.

>tfw german foot bro is asleep

Nope I'm a man

Because it's bad for you and bad for animals

You should fuck off murderer

where did everything go so wrong

Yeah, I'll get right on that

1969

Don't you tell me to fuck off, I told you to fuck off.

salvador dali was mexican

i had cereal for dinner

>Cheez-Its and beer
I hate myself.

Fuck off sissy

Mexico should be better. Make Mexico great again, user.

I'm not a sissy it takes more guts to stop eating meat than to eat it
Fuck off

>take 6-year-old Cousin to first day of primary school
>kids go to church and later on to class with their future mates
>when I attended the same elementary 16 odd years ago,
classes, were completely white with the odd Turk or Pole strewn in
>now a days, the class was teeming with muzzies, nogs, pakis and poo in Loos
>one of the preachers in the morning service reminds me of Eko in Lost
Am I racist for admitting that whole ordeal stung quite a bit?

It's not bad for animals. Your country has hunted wolves to near extinction and now deer's have no predator. Those vermin's eat fauna at such a pace that they starve each other out. Grab your gun, go kill one and eat it's flesh.

1-1 US QT's and Nederlands

I hate myself. I fuck up everything

Gosh I sure love puke on a bun.

youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4
watch this video

>this guy with the missing foot

No it's normal to feel upset when your stomping grounds change demographics.

That looks like stuff that's not a burger trying to look like a burger. Fuck, why do vegetarians try to make imitation meat instead of just making good veggies, like Indian food does?

>I'm not a sissy
t. Sissy

>Its another 'LMM takes creepshots and replies to himself' episode

veggie sausage is arguably better than normal sausage, and im not even vegetarian. everything else is shit tho

>Am I racist for admitting that whole ordeal stung quite a bit?
If they're the children of hard working immigrants trying to assimilate and have a good life, then yes. If they're children of the undesirables that even their country doesn't want, then no

You're seriously stupid and have no taste
That makes no sense
Have you ever tasted it?
Its really good

Fuck off fatty

unironically one of the best episodes

why do you still pretending you're eating meat when you eat those ''burgers'' if you're against it?

>be me
>at the time a lonely, hopeless 15-year-old
>visiting rome with mother
>riding on train
>always hopeless with girls, girls don't like me
>just zoned out
>get off train
>mother informs me that some Italian girl had been staring at me the whole ride and trying really hard to get my attention and I never noticed
>two and a half years later
>still lonely, hopeless 18-year-old
>girls still don't notice or like me
The one time a girl liked me and I never noticed. Such is life.

>tfw it could have been love at first sight if I had just looked up
>tfw I'll likely never know who this girl was and I'll never know what could have been

Yeah I agree.
Why not just make your own food instead of meat food imitations? I like Indian food, occasionally. Korea got some good non-meat food appetizers or whatever the fuck.

nice blog

your mom was just saying that to make you feel better

Your mom was lying to you.

Are u angry sissy

nice rant
*subscribes*

How much you weight and how tall are you?

Nahh. Because at the time I was in denial and had convinced everyone that I didn't want a girlfriend, so my mother was telling the truth.

>How much you weight
I want to make a point about this. I swear to God that my English have deteriorated since I started browsing Cred Forums because of the subtle varying levels of ESL being typed here.

GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

jump off a bridge you cumguzzling faggot fuck

>hnnnggggg
soul food = best food in terms of taste, in terms of health its by far the worst but it tastes so goddamn good

Daily reminder that plants can feel pain

Mexicans are the world's greatest farmers, plant geneticists, and nature hippy humans viscerally. So I have to trust you on this

I don't know I don't think it's really cooking other other than making similar foods with vegan ingredients

There are original vegan recipes

I bet I could kick your ass fatty

6'2 160lb

No
Why would I
I'm happy with my life

Vegan food isn't tasty

I have sex with plants.

I really FUCKING HATE corn on the cob

boiled eggs

>Vegan food isn't tasty
you're calling fried chicken vegan?

sorry for your shit taste, m80

Me too. I don't want to pick at my teeth for 10 minutes after eating corn.

what the hell is wrong with you? boil it, put some butter and old bay on it and go to heaven

I fuck pistols.
Safety on and empty btw.

I meant to type is tasty
And no fried chicken is disgusting

when and how did you discover your fetish

He had a lot of guns just laying around as a kid.
Safety on and empty btw.
So, y'know, I thought to myself: A hole's a hole.

So you shoved a gun up your ass? Seems like a bit of a leap to me.

>I bet I could kick your ass fatty
I doubt some sissy twink could kick my ass

drinking valerian tea

Has your dick adapted itself to the barrel rifling yet?

I need to write an essay analyzing the effectiveness of a depiction of family in popular culture. (uni freshman). So I need a specific show or movie or something which depicts a family, or multiple families, which I can analyze.

This is a liberally-biased class so theres a strong slant towards "challenging the myths" of american culture. The book presents a ton of photos of white lesbian-couple "families" with black kids, pictures of gay male couples, pictures of sperm banks, single mothers, etc
(Funnily enough there's also one picture of a very homogenous taditional family unit, except they're Muslim, so I guess that makes them exempt from having to be shat up)

Analyzing "effictiveness" requires criteria, and of course effective is different than "moral". I'm not to argue what's "good" here. The criteria I've established for effectiveness is that first off, yes, the class has a point; the traditional nuclear families in pop culture of previous generations are overly-idealistic, and they ignore larger society. If a depiction of family in pop culture is to be effective, then it must ring with that culture, and ignoring the realities of families being very imperfect therefore is not effective. At the same time though, there's a lot of shit today where very non traditional family situations attempt to present themselves as healthy when they are not, such as a lot of the book's pictures I already mentioned. So the family, while it must be flawed, must also recognize those flaws as flaws and not delude itself into thinking it's "normal", because that's also ineffective. Not every family is some fucking weird shit like some people would have you think.

So basically the point is that I need a depiction of family to analyze that fits what I'm going for. I don't watch TV so I have nothing there, I could find clips on youtube I suppose if you all can suggest something.
I'm just stuck and I don't want to follow this class' bullshit "fuck tradition" rhetoric.

Any ideas?

I want my vote to mean something. I live in one of the closest battleground states right now so wasting my vote on a meme candidate that has literally zero chance at winning is just an awful idea

do your own fucking homework

>can shoot loads accurately up to 300m

>What's your excuse

Because I'm not a complete cucktard?

obviously Arrested Development

I've been binging that all week
It would be a good source

Who else healthy as fuck here?

Those are the worst sides I've seen in my life.
What were you even thinking.

I'm sure I would but I wouldn't have to since you would probably have a heart attack

>the city of Holland

which pixel is holand?

Orange

Spent all my dosh on the salmon to treat myself

>ORANGE
>PROPERTIES
107

There has to be a way to make a vegan hakata style ramen

how did people fall for no man's sky? you could totally tell the guy was full of shit, and stupid as fuck

I wanted a bigger Space engine that let you land on planets and interact with stuff

did you see any of the interviews with the guy?

all the warning signs were there

Hey guys, just a candid photo of me hanging out with my friends.

Down to our 3rd string qb, guys.

>our

what part of New England are you from, CIA?

Because they have perfectly inelastic demand.
No matter the price there is always a demand for the same amount of them. School boards, and regulated tests, and such all have them as the only accepted form of calculator. So why wouldn't they price them high enough to make bank?

wtf i love the nazis now

>Peas
Get that shit outta muh face mate.

what happened?

Maine.

the games shit

Theres nothing to do but go from planet to planet and mine resources

My crush just called me a pussy

I don't want to live anymore

If you're a pussy then i'd fuck you.

Maine seems like a fun place to live.

I would never want to live in a big and expensive city. Something smaller, like Seattle or Portland or even Vancouver.

Kill yourself.

the developer ran the media circuit completely lying about the features of the game, and it was very obvious he was full of shit

they charged $66 bucks for the game and a bunch of retarded bought it

so many games are complete scams nowadays, i always pirate the game if possible to try it first

i've done this the past year or two now, and boy am i glad because not a single one of the games i tried turned out to be any good

>cucktard
He's libertarian not socialist

Stop being a pussy then bitch

>is pro gun control
>openly scorns religious freedom
>is pro anti discrimination laws
>increased new mexicos debt
>pro eminent domain

how is he even remotely libertarian

dude weed lmao and the freedom to watch a black man fuck your platonic girlfriend

>Electing a President that doesn't even know where Aleppo is

we're doin it, boys

why do people even care about weed being legalized, it would change very little

i smoke weed every day and im completely indifferent to it being legalized

doing drugs is immoral. and you're breaking the law which is illegal.

are you a shitskin, by chance?

Is weed even considered a drug? that's like Canadian culture to be honest and pigs do more drugs than niggers.

Pull the trigger

youtube.com/watch?v=T2xxEeJTFCY

I'm dying

shalom

Is it blissful?

No you're not it's just a fantasy

i like LIps Like Sugar

Eating lasagna buds

It's like a dream

howd you get on the computer, Garfield

Women's sports is a joke

A bunch of 16 year old boys would best our women's national team

I want to dream

well duh

but Alex Morgan is cute, and the absolute piss poor play is hilarious to watch

no i'm white

I'll cook you a knuckle sandwich

Is this some kind of cooking sport scores?

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

I crushed hard on a black Jamaican girl today

What's wrong with me buds

>womens soccer

does anybody care

You have jungle fever

>UN EQUIPO

WE SPEAK ENGLISH

>Cred Forumstards actually come to Cred Forums to post this shit

Don't you speak Mandarin, Italian, Hebrew, Arabic and French?

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I've got a bad case of jungle fever. You've contributed, more?

NO

ENGLISH, GOT THAT AMIGO

COMPRENDE?

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what should I get for dinner?

Taco Bell, In n Out, or Mels

I really need to get a qt British gf
If I don't get one my life won't be complete

Taco Bell

>British
>qt
?????

Is the monolingual meme real?

>its another least coaster vs least coaster election

Scottish qt?
Welsh qt?
English qt?
Irish qt?

Which and why

Get relevant.

would kill for a british gf tbqh

Which one is more deadly: jungle fever or yellow fever?

Mel's?

Never heard of it, out of those 3 I've only been to Taco Bell. So taco bell

>qt British gf

What makes them so attractive?

English
Because they are qt
I met one on an exchange program and she was funny qt and she wasn't an idiot like most of the girls that i have met
And I fell in love with her talking to me, I didn't want to stop hearing her voice

>Mexican person
?

She was probably of higher class. If you visit England, you'll see it's an awful place to find a gf

Buds guess what

I'm eating burgers

>qt British gf
Even fucking pirates know what I'm talking about

I don't think they're particularly special. I just like British women.

my buddy just got kicked out a restaurant because he said "whatever fag" to his friend and a lesbian flipped out about it and she and the restaurant said it was hate speech and he had to leave

Jungle fever desu
Good bud

We speak the worlds language, look what language the entire world comes to this board and speaks

No real reason to learn other languages

No way!

my school has a homosexual secret police who report people for making homophobic remarks lol.

LEL
What province

learning two languages is for foreigners

>Canada

u of T or some faggy art school in toronto like sheridan or humber

vancouver

is this fucking harry potter and he said voldemort or something?
creepy

Help me masturbate, buds.

McDicks forgot to give me BBQ sauce for my nuggets again

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*makes you wear chastity belt*

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Fuck me.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.

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is secret of evermore worth playing?

Go back and get them

ah go in you know ya want ta empty yer bollocks inta me

waggle all over this image

I just finished praying and God still hasn't given me my qt British gf

I wonder how sexy her nose would be uncovered.
Thanks for actually HELPING me.

I know this slut in real life

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Can't my lunch break is almost over :(

Nice, go to France and tell me if they will understand you.

You need to ask for one for Christmas

I got one but it was an Internet British gf

Cured my loneliness

Would you let me fuck her while you fuck me at the same time?

I've been there, got by with a basic knowledge of French, didn't need to learn an entire language

How about you go to Nepal

DId she have a qt voice?

>tfw trilingual but CHI

Life is hell

matate

shit happens

>basic knowledge of French
So just like American tourists when they come here? the only thing they know is "dos cervezas porfavor" for fucks sake.

No, she was from Manchester

Her accent was despicable. I don't recommend dating someone because of their accent. If you do get a gf from Southern England or a higher class gf.

Who cares if she's high class?

Yeah, and guess what, Mexicans learn English, the ones that want to make money. I'll still get by. Visiting is different from living, fag

/gsg/ please go

wooohoo
hi /cum/-chan

If accents matter to you, you certainly don't want a chav gf

I am going to move to ecuador and retire. Cant be worse than the hood. Seems like anywhere else. Just use common sense.

I already know that, also what state are you from?

Donday estan los banyos?

Hey Cana-Chan!!

How was ur day!!!?!?!?!

Hi cutie, how's life in the great white north

Really wish I could talk to this qt waitress I see all the time at this one restaurant I pick up deliveries for

Too bad I have terminal autism

Hello,Canada!

Gary Johnson summarily ends his bid for the White House

youtube.com/watch?v=ssn0gMQz6k8

I only want a cute one.

Massachusetts

Has she ever showed interest in you?

/cum/ mentioned

What do you think of the West Coast?

Do u like instant ramen /cum/??

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I feel like buying Maruchan right now 2bh.

50g, hp12c, or go home.

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Yes. I like chicken but beef is also really good

Also I need a topic related to gender to eventually research and do a presentation on in my english class.

I don't think so. I'm never there for very long and its always busy. We briefly made eye contact when I was walking in once but I looked down pretty quickly

I have this

It's nice, I hate California but wouldn't mind living in a comfy town in Oregon

Oh that sucks
The girl I knew was from Birmingham
A she had a qt voice

wtf i love finland now

Aww.. You seem nice. Just say hello and ask her how her day is, come back and report how it went

hi !!!
it was gud...im eating fried chicken now mmmmmm
it was nice 2day
hi baja-chan i missed u

I lost mine and I need it for my next exam JUST

I'm gonna steal that from you

is this you user
youtube.com/watch?v=OCIoNWm035A

Is this classic Cartoon Network, or Neo CN, or transitional CN?

It didn't suck, I was a lonely fuck and she filled my loneliness for a while. She wasn't cute or anything but she's the only girl I actually really enjoyed having company with, just chilling evenings (late nights for her) every day

Kinda miss her, thanks a lot user

lol

This is also common.

Don't eat too much cana it you'll get FAT!!!

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Can I tickle your stomach and feed you grape juice through a baby's bottle

name:

>one good thing obama did for us
>one good reason i should vote for hillary

That was during the dark weeb era of the USA.

woops...
*doesnt notice u*
ok

I'm on the same miserable boat as you bud
I'm had a void for over 3 years

>killed osama
>she's the most qualified in terms of past government and political positions she's held

Pre-transitional

killing osama was a publicity stunt to get re-elected. it was a lot of nothing

she isn't qualified. this is proven by her being under criminal investigation for high treason and obstruction of justice

>killed osama

Be a good president

Make a good president

Man I love to shitpost.

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Should Puerto Rico become a state?

about to get fucking slammed

>this is proven by her being under criminal investigation for high treason and obstruction of justice
FBI said everything is OK more or less. That's better than what can be said for Trump's many legal scandals.

We will make it one day user. At this point I just want a loving companion who cares about me, is loyal

I don't think I'll ever find her though

Most of them live in Miami anyways so yes.

no i dont want spics in my country, let them become independent

absolutely need an anorexic gf

No
I don't want to change the flag

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go back to the 13 star cicle. It looks better anyway.

hey i remember her
she lives in colorado right
thank miss skeltal

Them eyes

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congress has several hearings every week about the email server and the clinton foundation. hillary and her cronies will speak to the FBI behind closed doors but they will not speak to congress at an open hearing. they are obviously hiding something. corrupt to the core

what trump scandals are you referring to? i've heard about his university and his tax breaks, but there's nothing substantial there and it's definitely not out of the ordinary. just standard business practice

Or this

>CHI

need a friend with all the cool game systems and games

please apply for my friendship

if you have the newest DOOM game i will get you a one night stand - not even joking

hey i remember that game hehe

Hey :3

>united cuckstamps of America

kill yourself

I like this flag better. I dont care if they call me loyalist.

>Hawaii

Ive got all the cool games and systems, but I passed on Doom

just kiddin he he he

i'll shit in your sink you fucking plug

I'm sorry you're getting BTFO'ed in hockey right now.

The 13 colonies sucked

I came for qt's, not for hockey!

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t. Communist

new

give'em back bud

lost my qt folder

:(

Whatever you say Satan

That's not Hawaii

>tfw can't load any new webpages for some reason and am stuck in an old /cum/ thread
fug

married with children