/brit/

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redpill me on joe rogan

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more like shamada

Kyary

I unironically love him. Good fella who's bright and gets very passionate about things he talks about. Don't agree with his beliefs about drugs though, but he's honestly a cool guy. Would love to meet him.

god i just want to strangle a jew and watch the life drain from his face

HORRENDOUS edidtion
jesus what were you thinking

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so...

Is it /deutsch/ is it /brit/ or is it /balt/?

Is it

/deubilt/

dont think ill ever be eating this kind of pasta again

wonder how they made shell pasta before this machine was invented desu

a snail trimming machine? my god how horrifying

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These things are called müscheli here

why the fuck do they cost so much

hey

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Why are continentals so shit at banter?

jews desu

Hows it going, anglosachsen?

Hello? Can I get sauce on the music?
youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
Thanks in advance xx

So between us and France, which one of their Continental rivals do the residents of dear old Blighty prefer?

would love to see my bollocks made into a delicous pasta

HELLO !

are you rich?

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enjoying these gifs

prefer the israel machine poster desu

Reminder that if your flag has a leaf on it, you need to leave.

Gonna get my hair bleached haha

Your mother haha

The French.

WIR HASSEN EUCH ALLE

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wish i was like homer in that one simpsons episode where he got stuffed with donuts by satan except me with that

Alri Messi

No

Well...for liechtenstein standarts.

Are you?

can't believe all of you twats forgot to remind me to take the pot off the boil, now my house is on fire

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is this some elaborate joke? yes we Germans like efficient machines. get over it.

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Please someone respond ;_;

BLACKED

ganz gut, kumpel! willst du meinem schwanz lutschen? ich bezahle dir 20 euro!

my dad recently told us the family's finances are in the top 3% of canada and i have 2 houses, so upper middle class? I have like 3k saved up to my name and im a uni student

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usually it's france because they're our pleb neighbours, in football we like think we have a rivalry with you though it's a but one sided and you dont really give a shit

Ah yes,
The accused "lads"

>germans still thinking they are the workhorse the used to be

>only one word: hartz IV

I lmao whenever he gets smart people in and develops so much insecurity over his own intelligence that he constantly tries to prove to the smart person that he's smart too

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It's kind of cute. He's very eager to learn

fuck off nazi

>has two houses
>family finances in top 3%
>so upper middle class?

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t. joe rogan

I NEED THIS MUSIC SOURCE AND I NEED IT NOW. IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME ALL DAY.

What is australia doing here? I tought the hang out in /balt/?

good thread so far 2bh

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No one tell him ;^)

one of them is a country house worth 1/3 of my city house, its quite common here, we got
S P A C E
P
A
C
E

i think it's just meant to be really satisfying gifs

a lot do

That's quite possibly the most German image I've seen in a long while.

WATCH OUT NIGGER, THE KLAN'S GETTING BIGGER

please tell me this is backwards

*opens a tin of quality street and leaves it on the table*

Now lads, you're only allowed 1. Don't take any more.

nah its annoying desu. basically why I stopped listening seeing as I have no interest in UFC and whenever he gets an actual interesting guest, he feels he has to constantly try to put a reminder out there he's smart too. just let the smart guy fucking speak smfh

>tfw too smart for /cum/
all my posts just get grunts and snorts for replies, how am I supposed to communicate with these trogdolytes if they can't understand anything of value?

oh the pains of being a genius...

Bad lad

How embarrassing is it to listen to At The Drive In

> /deutsch/ edition
but why?

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Because Germany is nice.

>trying to brag about living in canada

What's a job that I can do online? Don't really see the point in any 9-5 job, I want to spend my days travelling the world.

cheers

*takes the tin*

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so this is late night /brit/

*picks out all the green and orange ones and leaves the purple ones*

ALL LEAFS MUST READ THIS

>saying its common for canadians to own a cottage is bragging

lmaoing @ your country, stay cool on your council estate breh

Seems like it would be fun to be a flight attendant desu

:^)

Fuck you and god save the Queen, we're commonwealth and you can't stop us.

mächinen

Why don't you get a job like janny's? I'm not sure what sort of monetary remuneration is involved though, maybe someone can remind me

Fuck off snow monkey

*unwraps them all, licks them, wraps them back up and puts them back*
*takes one*

>m-muh heritage

its called a digital nomad

Well here we are... All the lads.

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delete this

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why not

ahh much better

the satisfaction of cleaning up a thread because it was made 5 minutes too early is worth more than all the money in the world

>we're commonwealth and you can't stop us

Indians don't go to /brit/, learn from their example

>canada trying to bants

actually being in the commonwealth has nothing to do with ethnicity and everything to do with citizenship

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good lad

he does it

F O R F R E E
O
R

F
R
E
E

probably would if they had computers

>Have friends in some of those cities
>They always complain about where they live
I guess some people just can't be satisfied

triggered

Oi shove a didgeridoo up your pooper and blow it senpai.

Right lads, so what's the craic?

Do you reckon Queen Lizzy sucked a good willy in her prime?

oh so canadians are citizens of the UK? didn't know that

Why are leaves so autistic in the worst way?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I unironcally would post in a commonwealth general

i doubt it to be honest

could be wrong

want to become a statistician lads
nothing like crushing peoples hopes (delusions) with some cold hard math

shes pure, fuck off hans

Because they are Asian

>american education

does he have what it takes?

YER IN ONE

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i dont talk about liz like that mate she'll do you in a tunnel and make it look like the paps did it

>she's pure

Trying a bit too hard to be British, Zhao

Please someone help ;_;

Now I know why Canadians are hated on Cred Forums

Laughed

>only one word: hartz IV

Nigger, seriously, we had the first welfare state in the world. Bismarck created it already.

t. rasheed

Bad post

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Have you ever read a canadian post?

think you should try a bit harder Panjeet desu

there's a joke about "post fucking machines" and the relation between germany and jews here

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p-pls ;_;

>sticking up for canadians
You're a disgrace to the empire

very hostile thread

considering doing a wank to this

Not with my eyes

families are a barbaric construct that need to be replaced with civilized, communal institution 2bh lads

why the fuck is ireland in there

wtf i love screws now!

Canada is the only thing of worth to come from the Empire. Everywhere else the Brits colonized is a shit hole, except New Zealand. But they're irrelevant.

It's that time of the day laddo

Is this "porn"?

>F O R F R E E
Not every benefit is money. What about the good feel when deleting posts you do not like?

>Britain pushing away the celts trying to scab
Accurate picture, we always keep things in line

what empire? that doesnt even make any sense canada is literally british empire anyway
fuck off I just want to post in peace in /brit/

look closely

WOW

>Canada is the only thing of worth to come from the Empire.
literally howling at this jumble of words

very sweaty

>british columbia
this is getting a bit much coming from chang over here

yea true but what about aus

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India is the jewel of the Commonwealth

make your choice.

oh

hahahahahaahahahahhahahaha

fb.com/jack.hadfield96

>this is the average bellend on /brit/

Christ

>what empire?
t. Carl Smith-faira-jones

dirty blonde facing away tbqh

Better than the US, worse than Canada in my unbiased opinion. Still better than the rest of the world by virtue of being Anglo.

wtf I'm gay now

Is that John Ralfio's next business venture?

>both extremes of the scale

neither, haha

WTF?!

money.cnn.com/2016/09/16/technology/youtube-fast-food-reviewer/index.html

>Canada is anglo

The wacky things Canadians believe.

> Who's the virgin?
you lol

gatto is being silly

the muslim qt

Imagine telling someone you like them, and then they tell you that they like you back, and you share a kiss, a kiss you've both been waiting so long for, and then you just lie there with your arms around each other, being near each other, feeling perfectly content and finally whole and untroubled.

That would be nice wouldn't it?

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fuck off unless you're like an OAP or something you never lived under the empire either
cant miss what you never had pham

proof?

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>tfw getting abused by the mother country

>left is a degenerate slut
>right is a religious fanatic
would rather kill myself

doing a grindr

me taking the picture

You need to leave right now

>7 millions
things havent changed i see haha

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LITTLE KIWI ISLAND

>swooped bangs
male or female, they need to die

doing a miss

The inside of my body is itchy as fuck

want a mexican gf

LADS PLEASE ANSWER, URGENT

WHO KILLED DIANA
WHERE'S MADDIE

THANK YOU

really do not understand why canadians believe the british empire still exists
they are as british as indians are

oi oi, whats all this then
*sticks my finger in it*

> just looked at my internet history after last night's outrageous drinking romp

Really bad cough. How do I stop?

Good lad

they're probably fucking pakis. fuck those morons

america has 206,532,599 non-hispanic white

Might visit London next spring desu, any suggestions?

WTF I HATE POO PEELAND NOW

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any good true crime documentaries on netflix?

1. Liz
2. see above

They dream about being a part of something relevant. Also doesn't help being right next to the most relevant country on earth.

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wtf

Sherlock

:(

caught this runt in my runt trap lads, what should i do with him?

>that one british lad that stands up for canada

which way do you swipe

>in my unbiased opinion
>canadian flag

uhmm, might wanna double check that sweetie x

seems like you've already cooked him up for dinner, what are you asking suggestions for?

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>18
hmm

all me

>key word british

fuck off sanjeep

want to shoot her

Kek

nah my dude. that's just me playing with him a bit

he's got a bit too much lard to feed to the other runts, perhaps a milking Runt will be suitable for him

Bump my thread plllsss

Dubs

Third place is still good bud, that's a bronze medal!

>He doesn't have a union jack on his flag

Bit embarrassing for a supposed anglo country

too hot out

canada is just a frozen aus that's been YANK'D by the yank menace by virtue of being next to it

Those prank calls during the Zimmerman trial were the best thing that Cred Forums did that year

thesun.co.uk/news/1807730/madeline-mccann-fund-given-100k-of-government-money-to-keep-search-alive-until-april/

>£12 million spent by the government to date investigating the disappearance of Madeleine McCann
>Home Office has just approved £100,000 more of funding to carry on the search

For fuck's sake. Obviously it's horrible but it's time to let go for fuck's sake

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very satisfying gif

>Hamburg
jesus no apart from the location it´s one of the worst german cities

Third eye status: woke

I've been eating two cans of beans daily for the past two years.

the union jack?

not a fan

I sense a lot of small guys in here

check again honey

pineal gland has been successfully calcified

feral fuckin moll

just opened my third eye over the toilet

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> his height starts with "f"

>butthurt leaf trying to bant about immigration
Can't wait when Trudeau takes in million of immigrants in retaliation of Trump getting elected. Very progressive

Would have been cool to live in London during the 1960s desu

why

If we went by regional flags, Britain wouldn't be anglo you bellend

Do you even heat them up

imagine being that fat kardashian guy lads

rich as fuck, could do literally whatever he wants in life without any burden of financial stress and instead he sits around and gets fat as fuck hahahaha

6'1" is still pretty manlet desu

sauce? is this kink? what happens next?

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true but now now, we can't insult every one

the fuck is tay tay doing there

cannot stop playing chess

delete this picture please

i'm addicted to poker

me and the lads

lads

youtube.com/watch?v=5f7z95oAujM

6'1" is an acceptable height because I'm 6'3" and there needs to be a buffer between me and manlets.

posting here is like playing chess, and all you are my pawns

HAHA I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP FAGGOTS

I FOUND IT ON MY OWN

youtube.com/watch?v=LNc2Tvn0JgM

SUCK MY BENIN

cannot imagine the grief a parent must feel when losing their child

imagine being Peggy Hill, lads.

what is this rose pin i always see brits with?

yeah, no

Too much damn lemon in my smoothie

who /5'11/ haha

British dandelions

> tfw 6'2

>its another delusional lanklets think height is the end all in acquiring females episode

daily reminder that women literally do not care as long as you're comfortably taller than they are

it's a poppy, you dont wear it all the time anyway

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_poppy

my mum tried to abort me twice

nasty nasty
triple x rated

Hamburg

>rose pin

delete this one too mate.

>it's another leafposting episode

daily reminder you're not welcome here

What was that leaf? i can't hear you from all the way down there

just heard a little squeak, sounded like "l-lanklet" or something, but it was so low to the ground I couldn't make it out

*looks down at my feet*
ah, one of the little runts got out and is upset at anyone taller than 5 feet

MUH MEMORIAL DAY

I dunno m8 even my cousins who are girls are 5'11".

Me the doggo on the far left

What do you even do after you get rich

Drugs, prostitues and fast cars are the only things that come to mind

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youtube.com/watch?v=0RHLtx9r2LA

meant to post manlets not welcome here desu

honestly think seeing leaves getting absolutely destroyed is my new favorite gimmick.

>microwaved tea

i'm actually 6'1" and a half myself but i tell people i'm 6'2"

*enter thread*
>everyone is talking about height
*crawl back out through the keyhole*

literally 1 in a 1000 girls, who gives a fuck, would never date a girl over 5'8 they look fucking weird most of the time

We aren't doing it for you lad.

>tfw the tiny bit of happiness and hope in your life disappears

Who is that? Is that a guy who posts here?

Fox and grapes tier my diminutive friendo.

why

its markus hauser

>would never date a girl over 5'8
why wouldnt you want a giantess

doesn't matter to me anyway la

howling

*fires warning shot in the air*

Scram, yanks!

get a castle
raise a big family
travel
start up ventures
visit space
attain political pull
more drugs
private jet
boat
finance revolutions
etc.

want a game pal?

Oh well

*runs towards you*

*Marcus Hausen

t. Marcus

it's the famous markus hauser

Are you lads watching the Emmys?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474248422072.webm

me and the lads

What did you fire into the air if you can't have a gun?

*stays for the firework show*

*messes you around*

>watching law and order
>witness describing suspect
>"he was tall...like 5'10"

hmmmmmm

haha this is great

any tim news or updates lads?

his online gf stopped talking to him

not that i'm projecting or anything

*Bats you on the bottom with a broom*

Scram outta here yanks!

Why is god so cruel

Was it CSI Canada or Australia? 5'10" is tall for Asians.

> obviously tearing up

hes getting evicted for real early october

ive known 5'8 lads dating 6 foot tall volleyball girls, dont know what you speak of

i just think tall girls look ganky as fuck

why

what date?

are the bailiffs coming round this time?

need new thread

predictably unfunny

politicizing everything is for tasteless runts

canadian posts are shit

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british """""""""""""""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""""""""""

lichess.org/a29KNyCx

he said law and order you fucking dumbhead

me second from the right

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic painter and decorator

you're not playing me btw

=.=

1 spoon calms your down
2 spoons helps you sleep
3 spoons, I forget..

bet the lad on the right could bed any chick in the world if he pleased

would've been very disappointed in you if i was

i saw

post another link

guys i can't find the pro-hillary part of the internet

where is it? she has no supporters anywhere at all

its just not fucking fair

rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>25k subscribers to /r/hillaryclinton
>211k subscribers to /r/thedonald

what was the other cat in garfield called?

Nurmel or something? The girl cat?

yoooo my county, where you at?