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not a fan of the canadian posters besides me
only like the newfie st johns lad
No leafs allowed edition
should probably give these back to greece haha x
WHOIY DO NONE OF YAS KNOW TO LET THE THREAD REACH PAGE 7 BEFORE MAKING A NEW SHET EDITION
doing a grindr
*walks to the front yard of /brit/*
*hammers in a big wooden sign that reads 'NO CANADIANS'*
post another link red and white flag x
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic plasterer
why do americans do this
I just don't understand this
my dad studied in england in the 80s.
said it was the closest thing to heaven on earth he'd ever experienced.
>actually going on about lefties and posting Farage memes on faceyb
Jesus christ, do people do this?
doing a poo
someone post the riley pic
How many canadians speak french? it's one of
i *NEED* a bf
Why didn't he end up living in England then?
one of what
We don't need a leaf sucking our dick. We know how great we are
About 1/3 or so.
He looks like a proper ugly runt as well
Oh look, he writes for Breitbart and idolises Milo
What a git
maudit tabarnak putain de merde
your literal unironic official languages
>degenerate trap is back
same, really badly
we need eugenics
does anyone know
be my bf? :3
literally searched around youtube for any sort of videos
there's literally no presence besides word-of-mouth and media
fuck you leatherman
alright lads, the joke's over
which one of you took maddie
why do anglos have such shit food? honestly it doesnt make sense. along with scandis we've probably got the shittest good in europe
yes please :)
who /playingwithballsinbed/ here
meat pies are better than any french food in existence though
haha sorry I'll pop round in a bit with her x
do you lads snapchat the books you're reading?
toast sandwiches actually aren't that bad
Roast Beef, Shepard's Pie, Fish n' Chips, Full English all good shit desu
no one actually likes hillary. her only "supporters" at rallies are union members who've been paid to go.
you batty boy dont touch your balls while you communicate with me
you're too late mate
What did Google mean by this?
>doom yourself to a life of debt for the 16.2% chance that you graduate and get a job in your field
ahh, great system we have
is this considered normal in your country
Where are you from jf?
Is Blackfriars a good part of London?
chris hansen got fat
>alexander graham bell
it's hot as fuck here reee
world is fucking trash lads
just realised I'll never achieve true Stoicism until I pay off uni which is pointless anyway
fuck sakes I need a family member to do or something haha x
What's heat like?
NEED someone to toss my salad
lovely september weather
Y'all are some wastemans so stay in your place foms
NEED to cut someone's pork pie
it's very central so yea I guess
My gf kissed my dick then started sucking it without me asking. She then went to kiss me afterward. I did. Am I gay now?
Did you fags snowball?
why does poo peeland never post in brit
someone knocked on the door ten minutes ago, then i heard footsteps outside the window, now they've just knocked again.
i'm the only one in the house
dogs blow themselves so no
grab that butter knife lad
I personally wouldnt open my door at three in the morning
1978-1979 might've been one of the most turbulent years in the world
reported to MI5 enjoy guantanamo you cunt
because of how rude you just were??? x
blow away, leaf
All because of Maggie
just knocked on some melt's door ahaha giving them a proper fright
outside their window at the moment
I didnt cum
Mc or Mac surname clans report in
Then you're probably fine but you should get a gf who's better at the succ
need a girl to slip a finger up my arse while giving me a succ
Fuck off Paddy
could they tell if someone's home? like are your lights on
>the girl is really cute and submissive
Its scottish, rasheed
Step 3 of my master plan: introduce a non-native species of fish into the ecosystem which has no natural predators, wait until they have outbred the native species to continue onto step 4
daily reminder to foam roll
might pull an all nighter
Because you're a suck up from the meme provinces
ahh yess. hmm
the so called 'country' of canada. A joke at the very best.
ah yes it's the "unfunny polite reddit" brigade
>3 leafs ITT right now
not a fan of the current situation
I was watching TV downstairs but it switched itself off automatically so the only light on is my laptop which I don't think you'd be able to see through the blinds.
think they've gone now but I daren't look out of the window, my heart is still pounding
feeling a bit widdly loodly tbqh
fuck off you jock bastard
Oh my sweet Summer child
Ireland is nicer than England but the people are meaner
why do people do this
is this normal in your country
at least 5 lad
fun fact: every single restaurant featured in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen nightmares US season 2 closed shortly after the "help" they received.
There is atleast 5 of us ITT
>Ireland is nicer than England
It fucking isn't.
Do one you stupid Leaf
just go and get a knife and stay on /brit/ for another hour, then go to sleep x
>the candidates for American presidency are the wife of a former president and a reality TV show host who inherited his money and didn't earn it
daily reminder that i started the "canadian regularly posting in /brit/" gimmick and am not all that happy that there's more of you lot
if there's a cunt holding someone hostage then yes
otherwise no, it's autistic to use that type of policing for everyday law enforcement.
i'll be honest with you mate you really stumped me there
French food was good decades ago wen it was still novel, now everyone else copied their preparation styles and it's not unique anymore.
I mean when was the last time you HAD French food or even seen it at a restraunt.
>being emotionally attracted to porn
Ah yes, very impressive
hmmm... almost like he wanted to rid himself of the competition.
>when a yank posts in a commonwealth general (i.e. late night brit)
feels good and helps with mobility
it's literally just one leaf playing you all for fools
canadians in /brit/ is a jewish conspiracy
why are anglos faggots?
fucking tell me about it
*jots down some observations in my notebook*
it seems the posters here don't take kindly to conversations that contain more than loud grunts and squealing
Never used a snapchat or any of those gizmos in my life
What was it like to live in the UK during the 1990s?
I remember when it seemed like there were only Americans, Brits, and the odd Australian or Russian on the Internet back in those days.
not a regular are you?
most restaurants close regardless and when youre dealing with mongoloids on the brink of failure, you aren't going to have many success stories
Haha yeah? What?
unpopular opinion: i prefer the yanks in here to the canadians in here. I prefer both to kiwis because i fucking despise kiwis. Luckily all the kiwis post in /balt/ + /ausnz/ now.
quite literally all me
My debt is already paid off and I only finished school a few months ago
marblecake also the game
REALLY wish more posters would use extra flags so i wouldn't have to be associated with the likes of 65074638
is this actually an unpopular opinion? thought it was pretty common knowledge canadian posts are dire
in 100 years, what will historians point to as the turning point which started the downfall of western civilization?
everyone had one of these
not a fan
mentally associating post #65074682 and post #65074638
trump getting elected
What's wrong with Kiwis?
I always picture them as little birds typing on a tiny computer when I see their flag
turning my life around
Me and the lads
The fall of the british empire was the death of civilisation in general.
the absolute dominance of neo-liberalism in economic theory and globalism in politics
didnt mean to post the pic 2bh
me in the robe
disgusting accents, irrelevant country. Cuckolds to the maori menace.
Aussies BEGGING to get their fudge packed ITT
the girlfriend is afraid to get back with me lads
do NOT click this lads
Can't sleep grrrrrrrr lol x
These people were retarded to begin with, it's natural yet would regress back into laziness
>cuckolds to the maori menace
They've gone native.
what is it x
Guess which one is me
decided that I won't watch this
don't tell me she's an internet gf
> 7 text messages in a row
You lads sound the same desu
>it isn't staged
any hot girls want to skype?
I'm not a hot girl but sure
I support Hillary.
whatre you doing in the UK, bill?
what's your username
not going to waste any more precious minutes of my life talking to you sad cases
instead, i'm going to watch the soprano's
Hitler was Time Magazines "Man of the Year" in 1938
ding ding ding
>trump wants to keep this out
typical runt behaviour 2bh
Banging bimbos of course.
can find hotter women at walmart at 3am
was good banter 2bqh bruce
If your cunt isn't in the top 10 favourable you shouldn't be allowed in brit
>the soprano is
I'm supposed to do something tomorrow but I can't remember what
Jack off 3x's
Which of these hostels has the best location for a tourist in London?
dubious list at best
>Russia in the list, America in the good list
This list is invalid considering the presence of Oireland
hey kiddie hour is over ok
> the show that belongs to a soprano
*leans back in my chair*
ah yes very good, very exceptional hmm
havent showered in 2 days
havent showered in two weeks
need something good to listen to made by real instruments
> just showered then
they're all on the same street 2bh does it really matter? like just look at cost instead or whatever
London has great transport links anyway 2bh
havent showered in 2 months
haven't showered in two years
fucking smelly bastards the lot of you
please dont swear :)
haven't showered in two milennia
rate the gf lads
*tiptoes up behind you and pulls down me dacks*
*runs away laughing*
dunno that's why I am asknig
haven't had sex for 3 weeks
currently reading about imperialism and how it's simple done for the interests of the business class
> haven't had a shag in 5 months
GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT
Well you heard the list bud
Time to leave
haven't had sex for 27 years
might as well be virgins haha
Ireland is a giant bog with a some peat m8.
haven't got a (You) in a good two hours
oh fugg you got me there :DDDD
bls can I stay
hi you x
Is there a "Marcus Hauser" here?
> Netherlands and Norway below Canada and USA
> Denmark not even on the list
can (You) be my british gf?
dont think they asked mermaids otherwise netherlands would be #1
Going into the woods to shag a grizzly lads wish me luck.
i actually am a girl lol
good luck vyon
fuck off underage
>anglo, english speaking
>have the queen
>very big country, small population
>mostly an uninhabitable desert, extreme weather
now was I talking about canada or aus? your mind=blown right now
I dont even know what aus and canada don't get along they're literally the same just on other sides of the world you guys should be bffs
I'd like to order...
>mostly an uninhabitable desert
gave it away that you're talking about us
please delete this
brilliant post you utter weapon
ex gf just sent us this
that list is from brits pov, it's accurate, netherlands is close to us and it seems every other cunt has been to amsterdam
On the other hand, Canadians are evil while Australians are good lads
>there are people ITT that are shit cooks
>there are people ITT that eat frozen meals
there's a dead bird in the pool lads hahaha shant be getting that
*pulls down your pants revealing your panties*
get your dick out
get your dick out
>user i hear you voted for brexit, that isn't true is it?
canadians are good lads too from my experience irl though
and I think canadians would be like snow aussies but they're neighbours with the yanks so are pretty similar to them
yes, no get out of my country, rasheeda
pakis arent even in the EU
i hope to god you weren't able to vote, fucking dumbass
>tfw last election someone unironically thought we were voting for the "president" at my workplace
Fucking end it all please.
cucknadians are okay in real life from when I went there but Cred Forums seems to attract the absolute most autistic cringworthy cunts the country has to offer
every canadian I've ever met has had the same effect on me as every yank I've ever met: I either really like them or absolutely despise them. there's no inbetween. they're either good lads or complete fuckwits
>pakis arent even in the EU
if a paki shows up in the EU, they get given all the documents to come over here. that's how they do
>but they're neighbours with the yanks
thank g*d i'm from one of the provinces that doesn't border the usa
take a cheeky pic for the lads :))) x
>tfw seeing new york license plates
>that makes you unique
You're all Yanks to Britons, mate.
Shove off proto-yank.
don't care what others think i'm just happy for my own self
you rarely interact with continentals it seems
Makes sense that cali is no guns
Continentals are insufferable
Of course it is you fucking stupid smug millennial twat
they need an EU passport which is fucking difficult, and besides we're not even in schengen so it wouldn't have mattered
but who cares we've already had the referendum
>they need an EU passport
an EU passport? is that even a thing?
i voted Brexit and i hardly know anything about the EU lel
what are new zealanders?
ave met more bermudans than yanks at my uni, true story
far more chinese though haha
>it's a canadians act like they are completely different from americans episode
>tfw I am unironically stalking the mother of the girl I like facebook
>never talked to this girl
>most likely never will
>been in my lectures the past two years
>unironically a semi-oneitus
you should write a book lad
pisses me off that they pretend to be anglos 2bqh
literally the first two words on your passport
>the mother of the girl he likes is in lectures with him
tbf you share 96% of our dna so i guess we're somewhat closely related
Pisses me off that you do the same, Rasheed.
how are they not
fuck off rasheed youre not anglo at all
M C G I L L
>How are they not
They're literally Yanks and got rid of the union jack.
nah mate dalhousie
yeah but they're also less eager to get rid of the queen than us and we still have the union jack.
are we not anglo?
tired of reading the posts of cringeworthy autists like you tbqh
>come to /brit/
>all the posters are yankscum, canscum, ausscum
really makes you do a ponder
FACT: Icelanders are anglo
not making much sense m8 stop being embarrassing
lay off the solvents
You haven't gotten rid of the queen yet and that's all that matters
who is joe roegan
I mean, sure, you're also Danish rape babies so why not.
>You haven't gotten rid of the queen yet and that's all that matters
bout fucking time we did desu
Why do working class girls think looking like an oompa loompa in a wig is attractive?
Lowly, worthless French women are for true British men
it'll probs happen by 2050. We had a referendum in 1999 but it was vetod mainly because people didn't like the alternative proposed.
Im glad us and the french are seeing eye to eye now
it'll probably happen when liz kicks the bucket
Truly wonderful post I must say.
i hope you are still a child, mate
that would mean your parents still have time to teach you some manners
all cods are rightful Icelandic property
>working to make another family rich
hmm seems I hadnt read this properly
and the alternative proposed has changed not one jot in the time since. i think australia will remain a monarchy, i just wish we could skip charles then it would be a certain thing
as a solid 8/10
i aim for 5/10s on nights out, successful alot of the time tbf.
what is the point of france
They're just a bunch of shit disturbers desu
what is the point of canada
i supported trump until he said he ban all muslims from coming into america
at that point, i realised he was a ridiculous man and completely unelectable
back to quebec, leaf
depise this concept
waiting til the new thread to link a choon
>ban all muslims
literally never said
stupid fucking liberals i swear to god
>corbyn is so unelectable, they have to repeat it over and over
it's almost as though they're trying to engineer people into not voting for him because they see how dangerous he is to their tyranny
i'm a conservative socialist and he did say it
capitalism is meritocratic and individualistic out of necessity. In a prosperous and stable environment, it just turns into crypto-fedualism desu.
He is fundamentally unpopular. It's got less to do with the 'biased mainstream media' and more to do with the fact that he's a hard left nutcase. Wake up and take your head out your arse. The average voter isn't like your mates in your circle of ignorant little student twat leftists. You're living in a bubble
he literally said "we might have to stop them from coming until we understand what's going on" and that was in the heat of july when there was a new terrorist attack every day
stop drinking the liberal media kool-aid, pal
thai"""lad""" is borderline neo-nazi in some of his beliefs
>capitalism is meritocratic
no it isn't
for capitalism to be meritocratic, everybody would have to start the race at the exact same point but that doesn't happen due to pre existing market power (inheritance, family wealth, political corruption etc.)
>out of necessity
Alri Mr Corbyn
Corbyn has been right about every policy for the last 30 years.
If you showed people his voting record without the name, people would agree with all of it.
You're a useful idiot for the elites to exploit.
this. the guys who engineered new labour and actually managed to get a labour government into power by abandoning all the hard left shite are doing their nuts in right now, and with good reason
>Corbyn has been right about every policy for the last 30 years.
me in the middle
alright lads, serious business here
how do i kill myself quickly before morning
New Labour lost 5 million votes and were only elected because people were sick of the Tories.
Show me a policy he's been wrong on. The New Labour people were wrong on everything.
did 190kg take his trip off?
How is it necessary? That's a complete value judgement you colossal dunce
>New Labour go into Iraq, Afghanistan etc.
>New Labour create 2008 financial crisis
>New Labour massive supporters of the EU
>Corbyn is none of the above
>Cred Forums defends New Labour and hates Corbyn
the power of the media in setting attitudes is impressive
>long-time supporter of the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND)
Indication of an absolute mong who knows nothing about nuclear energy
190 countries around the world don't have Nuclear Weapons and seem to be OK.
*only out of necessity
I forgot to say only
>Nuclear weapons and energy are the same thing
Are yanks out to make themselves look this stupid on brit, or does it just come naturally?
new labour is best labour
bring back blair