New zealand is an actual country

>new zealand is an actual country

yeah and it's basically the same as canada.

an irrelevant neighbour who's citizens flock to its superior.

sup Kanada

shut the fuck up

It's especially sad when you consider Australia is about as relevant on the world stage as Canada so what does that say about New Zealand.

You are literally the New Zealand of North America.

that new zealand will not be targeted by terrorist attacks in the coming years

>this is a bad thing

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maori uprising when

Yes. I want to live there too.

no, you don't.

when they're funded by the USA and Israel

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literally more irrelevant than Australia

they're not even on a lot of maps because they're so forgettable

Yeah, I've got everything planned and I'm good to move there soon.
I'll be posting from a kiwi flag soon enough.

Already on it you fuck.

>implying you can work Jewish tricks against a country with a Jewish PM

Nice try Shlomo

Can't fool me m8.

>2016
>Canada still hasn't been annexed by the United States

Why? You share a border, and Canadians are practically just slightly-more-passive-aggressive New Englanders, right?

At least there's an ocean between us and Australia

frightening

There are no walmarts here

aren't you still considered a state in the Australian constitution? lmao

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no

We don't allow the legal ownership of automatic firearms

>comparing a decently sized country 35 million with a fucking enormous country of 300 million

Walmarts are gross.

Automatic firearms are $10,000+ for shitty 30 year old weapons here it's not worth it anyway

What kind of work have you lined up, friend?

It's a fascinating place in my opinion. Everything is the same but different

> Kiwis will drive for 2 hours on a 17 degree day to swim in 15 degree water.
> ask them why they would do such a thing
> "because it's summer"
> get to the beach, the sand is black and magnetic
> the lifeguards ride horses
> everyone laughs at you for being cold
> go to the shop for beers and whitebait fritters
> tastes good, but hard to get your head around it being pic related

Plus seeing this sign unironically

So dope riding a motorbike through middle earth tho

Now I want to go more