/brit/

Genesis is also a top tier band
youtube.com/watch?v=SD5engyVXe0

ate an elk burger today lads

fuck off murderer

t'was probably 's dad

what did it taste like?
like deer or horse?

why do canadians always call you "bud"?

i'm not your bud, mate

You must have published at least one paper on quasilinear elliptic cohomology of baxterized affine Hecke algebras in wrapped Fukaya categories on projective exceptional flag manifolds.

Else you're a low IQ pleb.

fuck. pretty sure I accidentally took lexapro twice tonight instead of once. can never fucking remember if I've taken it or not

doing a hippie speedball

who /has a fucked up sleeping pattern and plans to stay up all day until about 8pm so they can fix it/ here?

I wrote porn for Literotica

why do australians always call you "mate?"

i'm not your mate, pal

im not you mate, guy

>i'm less intelligent than a nigger

not in this multiverse

whip out your fifteen dollars, and prepare to enter Club Bad.
We've been here not more than thirty seconds,
and already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things.
He is sucking on a balloon.
Now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents.
It's a balloon filled with a gas called, nitrous oxide -laughing gas.
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, ha, ha...
but this is no laughing matter.
Cameras ready, prepare to flash.
Now over here we have Little Johnny and Miss Susie,
smoking on a joint!?
This is not the thing to do.
I think we have to take pictures of these two.
Cameras ready, prepare to flash.
Now over here, we have some naughty, naughty kids.
They brought in their own liquor to the party.
Now we can not have that now, parents, can we?
Six packs and pints, I think not, so...
Cameras ready, prepare to flash.

start taking siestas

kek

but yeah black science man is smarter than you

no clue since it's been years since i had deer and i've never had horse
pretty much tasted like beef just like buffalo
im a pleb, so i cant tell the difference i guess

once a flower blooms, all it has left is to wilt away

not really

>you will never trip acid with carl sagan

feels bad man

>had a skype interview
>goes okay
>lady asks me if she can introduce me to the people they want me to work for the next day
>sperg out a bit because I wanted a bit more time to prepare in case this is a second interview
>don't send a mail during the week end not to bother her
>four days have passed and 50% sure i've blown it

probably had ten interviews on skype and some other lad said yes to meet them immediately
as soon as I invented an excuse to refuse i knew i had fucked up

That only works if you get up at like 6am and then take a 45 minute nap around 2pm (adjust for your work hours if you don't work bankers hours)

Anything else will fuck up your sleep schedule

perfect for me

my work starts at 3pm

>Carl Sagan

Early in his career he did a lot of damage pushing SETI and the unscientific Drake equation.
Later he contributed to the equally unscientific Nuclear Winter theory. He did this for political reasons-- not scientific ones.
All of this, of course, was merely laying the groundwork for the Global Warmist nonsense that has been very profitable.

Jealous

I have to get up in 5 hours and then embark on my hour and a half long commute

>implying that trying to get into contact with aliens and stopping global thermonuclear war aren't noble pursuits

really makes my brain bustle
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B.o.B#.22Flat_Earth.22_belief

climate issues and pollution are real issues man.
even if you don't think climate change is caused by humans, pollution sure is and a massive issue.

cutting one down also cuts the other as well so its linked either way.

I have tomorrow and Tuesday off, this is my weekend coming up

>not really

Where'd you get your PhD?

funny I did *exactly* the same thing with antidepressants when I was younger, then I got in a weird loop and took another I think. was fucking confused and took me ages to work out what i'd done. decided to quit them the next day desu.

is flat earth the ultimate redpill that the globalists dont want us to know about? pretty spooked, because the greeks were the first to record that earth was spherical, and they are the progenitors of western civ.

frankfurt school seeks to destroy western civilization, so if western civ spawned the globalists that are preventing us from knowing the ultimate red pill (flat earth) then cultural marxism is the ultimate redpill

damn

I used to do the same thing with my Xanax I would just forget that I am had taken it so I started writing down when I took it and haven't had the problem since

the internet

What do you do for work?

wageslave at a Walmart working unloading/warehouse
I'm going to leave once I finish the course I'm currently taking since I'm done uni now.

...

I'm thinking about packing up and heading out west and just starting all over even if it's for some shit that doesn't pay much beyond my needs

This commute kills me and I'm doing something I don't like
I go in everyday and do about 15 minutes of work and then spend the rest of the time wishing I was anywhere else

>twitter account is suspended

hmmm...

unironically reading poleaboos blog. why
i only hope after this and jack in britpol i might find and cultivate the inner strength required to leave this place and never come back

>tfw work 5 hours every monday and make just enough to buy vidya and junkfood
this last year 1/2 has been like permasummer
mom says i have to apply to school or pick up more hours though, so easy street is at an end

I'm going to go work in Aisa, save up some money and adventure a little,
then come back and buy up some land in the American SW so I can hopefully get involved in the Solar industry.

that sounds glorious user

Jack is like my new favourite person

why do you have no ambition?

no ego, literally couldn't care less about myself

I do
desu if you don't have a dream you're basically a zombie.

Ahh you're the solar lad

I don't even give a fuck what I do out there I'll probably work on an oil rig or something I just need major change in my life

I have plenty of ambition just zero drive

Never got over my edgy phase, and still don't care

You can't leave Cred Forums

Cred Forums is one hell of a drug

Honestly I don't see how any truly intelligent person wouldn't be severely depressed

Why do you separate ambition and actions? They're the same thing, if you don't work towards a goal you're not ambitious, simply a day dreamer.
>australian NEETs

heh

uhhhhh
i.4cdn.org/gif/1474258577754.webm

at least its something
I have no idea if my plan will work out or if I'll be able to gather investors; even though its "cheap" now its still very expensive for me, like in the range of millions for a sub 5 megawatt plant to qualify for Fast Start. and even then there is always State bureaucratic nonsense to get hooked up to the grid.
ironically the states with the best solar programs are in the cold cloudy North.

I am working desu
need to save money and finish this certification atm.
also I've invested a lot.

Because I have no self esteem and self esteem is the base needed to succeed in anything really

>americoons

You better start networking now if you want to gain investors

If you're going to China you could probably find people there willing to become stakeholders

Just don't waste your time in Asia cause you're gonna need connections here in the states and theyll be a lot more open to your proposal if you're bringing more to the table than just your idea

goodnight shit

wish i was a jew so i could be rich

idk how to network
I'm a liberal arts major

I wish I was black

Being black in America today is as good as it gets
Free uni, guaranteed job upon graduation, hot white girls wanting to fuck you at all times, all because you're black

>tfw when fucking a jew
the cunt aint rich though, guess only the poor ones fuck goys

Get your MBA at a Chinese uni (since you're going to Asia) and you'll be set in terms of investors

I wish I had taken my dad's advice that he was shilling to me all the time when I was a teenager and that was to double major in economics and mandarin

Instead I fell for the STEM meme

doing a poo doing a poo doing a poo doing a poo doing a poo doing a poo doing a poo doing a poo

>MBA
unlikely
don't have that sort of money and I'm a history major, and I don;t know anyone in that sort of industry.

my plan was to start a crowdfunding scheme and fully commit to social media marketing while working a temp job and holding onto some choice land, then supplement the rest with both loans and possibel investers latter.

this is more long term though, if only the cost wasn't so high

even a one megawatt plant is like a million dollars.

I could possible get most of that as a loan but that would leave me in pretty rough debt.

yanks>brits

desu (too bee honest)

lads i have returned from my poo

now i hanker for a wanker tbqh

foy

:)

also costs are dropping rapidly
I imagine in a year or two it could come close to $1 per watt installation

it would still be a lot, but not the several million for a 1MW facility as it is now in the US (its already cheaper in Australia which I've also considered)

I'll put you into the ground cunt

You don't have to have a bachelor's in business or economics or finance to get accepted into an MBA program they take all majors and finding money to pay for that would serve you better in the long run when it comes to your solar farm

Crowd funding generally does not work out for traditional business models such as yours it's really only successful when it comes to things like tech startups something where the donors will be able to use your product

Go ahead and startup the crowd funding and social media now but I would spend much more time pursuing traditional sources of funding as that is much more likely to be successful

>I could possible get most of that as a loan but that would leave me in pretty rough debt

There's really no way around this
Most business owners aren't able to pay themselves for at least 2 years after they launch

I've always wanted to sleep with ur mum

what does "smeg me arse" mean

the investment model I'm looking at would mean 11 years to pay off debt

not awful since I'd still make an adequate profit, enough to live off of, and in the long run a proven plant + a lot of land would mean much easier expansion and some equity for future loans.

I'd likely go to Taiwan over China though, China sucks.
rekon they'd even let me into a uni there? my grades were mediocre at best and I'd be working as well.

FUCKING REKT CUNT

could go for a cheeky smegging of my arse lads

doing a bmp (big morning poo)

actually looking at Taiwanese schools right now it seems possible, that plus I could take mandarin classes as well.

I'd I'm going to stay a year or two there it would be nice to get some more out of it, I just worry about working a full time job and going to school again, my parents will likely not give me anything.

LOL

Nothing like a good ol toilet break.... and a little bit of wine!

*posts a highly controversial opinion*

just smegged a lad's arse lads

They would likely let you in since you have a degree from a Western uni

Also you could do some sort of work-study program (likely tutoring English) that would provide you with enough money to live plus a little for recreation and still have time to study and be prepared for class everyday

That would be the best possible route to take since business schools are essentially networking forums
The connections and friends you make would serve you far better than anything you'd learn in the classroom

British Lives Matter

Blacks and Chinks look alike but I can tell apart Indians, Pakis and Arabs OK, does that mean they're honourary whites?

> captcha image took 10 seconds to load

IT'S NOT FAIR, WHY DOES OUR INTERNET HAVE TO BE SO SHIT

you can't tell the difference between blacks and chinks?

...

is this the shit 30 year old women who took their kids to see minions post on facebook?

No it does not, Rasheed

*queefs*

>Paying money to post on Cred Forums
Just imagine

...

lol u poor??

I am actually but I could still afford a Cred Forums pass

someone post something

>North Americans that actively post in this thread

how do you not attempt suicide every day?

MY BROWN EYED GIRL

YOU MYYYYY BROWN EYED GIRL

Got lethal farts rn

*spreads arse*
hows that for a third eye m8

COR BLIMEY GARETH

They probably do but fuck it up, Americans aren't the smartest bunch

Bet she eats kale and drinks ayahuasca

>Madame George

youtube.com/watch?v=xrOgYjp20j0

my plan was to teach english there since its decent pay with regards to cost of living, but I think they would want me as a full time teacher in that case.
maybe I could tutor, but I might take a short term contract first to get settled and get feelers out for tutoring

dont know what the second one is but i do know that anyone who knows waht it is is a poof who needs to vacate

It's definitely worth looking into unis there and what work-study programs they offer

>Australia

the name rings a bell, but I just can't grasp where I've heard this. What has Australia done exactly?

youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee
And crown thy good with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

Someone suck me off

*sets runt-gun to yank-mode*

hehe

while lenin read a book on marx the quartet practiced in the park

The joker sang a tune

See that Jew dressed in black
Tie him up and throw him in the back
Stretch his neck with a piece of rope
Turn him onto fucking soap

Cmon and on go
Hit the road
Start up my Panzer baby
we're going to Moscow

Come on and get in
Let the battle begin
We're gonna put our flag comrade on top of your Kremlin

...

>Minimum of two years of full-time post-baccalaureate work experience.
>Satisfactory previous academic achievement.

you sound severely autistic.

youtube.com/watch?v=NTChaucaM0s

Bit gay

Fuck off Hiyam

*sneaks up and resets it to fire upon Ozzies*

hehehe (hahaha)

*pulls you in for a hug even though I don't like making physical contact with people but through such common interests and adulation of your taste in music I manage to pull through my proclivity for avoidance of human interaction that bring you in my own aura of trust and kisses the fuck out of your faggot cheek as we drive my chevy by the levy even though the levy was dry*

Thailad, I'm the guy you were helping with my computer yesterday. Have run into a smaller problem. When it goes to sleep now and I wake it up, the login screen isn't there anymore, just a screensaver and I have to restart. What's all this about?

youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZG6tRGMYk

give it some coffee hehe

>/brit/ IT support

Maybe check your "Power Options" in control panel.

Why are you not banned, you trap porn-posting faggot?

Now your pram pushing
You've got a black baby
You act like a tramp and not like a lady
You're the lowest of the low
A total disgrace
Drug infested creature
You're a traitor to your Race

because I don't post trap porn

all thai women are traps

*messes you about*

Was wondering if that sounded like a virus or something. Did a quick scan which turned up nothing. Just a bit bizarre that I'm getting these problems suddenly.

What do you think of Jack from Brit/pol/, lads?

sli.mg/a/XsVBoF

shant be clicking this address

not clicking that you paki bastard

Then why all the shemale porn pics? Are you suggesting we have two posters from Thailand? Because I doubt that

oh
Just sounds like a run of the mill windows bug desu
Legend
I have no idea what you're talking about, also there's at least two and one guy who uses a proxy.

>it's an "at work for another 9 hours and only had two hours' sleep" episode

ahh yes

THAILAAAD

strawpoll.me/11256978
strawpoll.me/11256978
strawpoll.me/11256978
strawpoll.me/11256978

...

Safe, lads. It's just 2 images.

Here's the second one, but it kind of spoils it if you didn't read the first one.

I can't post the first because it's too big.

Off to start my 2 weeks of working for the private sector for no financial recompense whatsoever.

why

lol cuck

morning lads

Hooray for the investment banking industry

Morning

year 10 work experience lad?

good morning young man

>the face of brit/pol/

lel

farted a bit haha

I wonder if he posts here

...

should he be added to faces of /brit/?

hmm

yes

someone posted loads of tranny pics yesterday with a Thai flag, but they didn't have a reddit flag though so all good

Invented Wifi and kept their niggers in check

What has America done for the world? Does it even come close to making up for the pain, suffering and war mongering they have spread through eastern Europe, the middle east and southeast asia?

I want to think so.
neat

off to work

feeling absolutely miserable

Ahoy hoy laddos

Just got back

Might take the day off due to the match yesterday

Very wintry chill in the air
Schoolgirls won't be showing much skin today

kill yourself on the way there

>Bought coffee from KFC
won't be doing that again haha

doing a poop

how

what's your dream?
my basic dream is to own one of these and be an enlightened NEET with minimal luxury expenses.

owning my own company and creating energy for the future is a side goal.

earthship.com/a-look-at-the-models-of-earthships

>using bus wifi
>haven't posted yet
>get told I have a 45 second post cool down
>someone on my bus is literally Cred Forums posting

fugg :DDDDD

if you're driving, steer into a group of pakis at the bus stop or something

Hope it's not the driver

Whatever it takes to have a healthy income without doing anything/ doing very little by the age of 50.

haha

going to work bye

missed this, will it be on r/Cred Forums?

Have a nice day

Suicide Monday part of my comedown lads

Going to work

This isn't gonna be fun

>age 50
I want this by age 30

dunno, m8, I got it from

Me too, however I'm being realistic.

to write that book i've always wanted to write and then kill myself

Won't happen

Feeling a little down lads

manchester?

room feels cool and it's still only September :/

*slaps you in the nuts*

that wake you up cunt?

Feeling a bit bloated lads

lol Cher

On the map

can I come live with you for the winter?

If you bring prawn cocktail crips

I'll bring 1 bag

ok, but you have to bring your own pillow

*shakes my booty*

poo

>matched 3

OFFICIAL LOTTERY WINNER IN DA HOUSE!!!

the comfy living without worries or working much might
income is all about perspective, if your cost of living is low your income goes further.

my goal is go get my cost of living as low as possible while still having modern conveniences and some luxuries like internet and car insurance.

>tfw thailad will never accept you as his pet NEET for the winter

Your winter is mild though

...

shut the fuck up idiot

bit harsh, I only want free lodging and food for 6 months

excellent post

brb just gotta nip to the loo

SOMEBODY won't be spending the winter with thailad

rude
Well when you put it like that I feel like a right cunt

Good morning my little puppets

on my way to work an feeling ill with anxiety

>disgusting nonce thread
i'm out

>tfw depressed

Eating some zappos lads

don't know what they are :|

How's gf 2016 going lads?

Sour gum that you can swallow

stalling on phase I

REALLY like these

put some up your bum and see what's good

>5'8

shan't be bothering

Rather eat em hahah

eat them after haha

Just be confident mate

good idea

JUST BE YOURSELF DUDE LMAO

*casually increases the amphetamine in the water supply*

Hahaha good morning my little runts!
*you all chorus in happy squeals wishing a good morning back to your runtmaster*

Haha!
*skips away to the meat grinding shed*

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to

...

Not well so far haha x

>he bought into the height gimmick

good one fuckhead

you're a fucking mong

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/sep/18/i-am-menopausal-but-having-great-sex-with-my-ex-husband-mariella-frostrup

bit worried this could be the mum desu

Feel like SHIT lads

*reprimands you*

Lel what's all this about

Whats wrong pal

slow day eh?

it's actually a problem for me since all the girls in my area are ~6 foot tall

Lot of people have 9am lectures

so chrome arbitrarily decided to fuck up all my extensions for no reason and i had to reinstall all of them

thinking about switching to firefox now

WITH YOUR FEET ON THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND

>going to lectures

Nah

hacked some random cunt and made it so his chrome extensions would fuck up haha

I've repurposed Firefox as a Nexflix player. Used extensions to make it completely borderless/tabless/interfaceless and only goes to netflix and stays always on top in the top left corner.

>using (((chrome)))
haha give me all your data goy!

Gotta go to my first at eleven. Looking forward to it desu

>it's a "you get up early as a NEET and do nothing all day" episode

ah yes

>hacked

you couldn't hack a loogey

found you

w-what

Ah yes,
The so called "morning brit"

google fucks around with its search results though
thats the main reason I dont use it

By my third year I never attended lectures. I'm meant to be back at Uni for my final year already but I took a one way plane to Australia and cut all contact with the UK. My first day of Uni was awesome and by the third year it was a struggle to get through a day without contemplating suicide, and I don't think anyone who studies with me doesn't know 1 or 2 people who had actually offed themself while at Uni by now.

Depressing shithole of "learning" how to pass exams to make professors look good, just like A Levels.

but their fucking with the search results is usually meant to help you and generally isn't a detriment to you

My name is Bort

but their fucking with the search results is usually meant to help you and generally isn't a detriment to you

Bismillah ir-Rahman ir-Rahim

search 'american inventors'

you sure screwed up there m8

could i have that garlic naan bread? ta'

alri bort

>search 'american inventors'
lmao

is that because your mum tried to aBORT you?

My son is also named Bort

turns out the NYC bombers were arab, lads

there were other bombs discovered in new jersey a few hours ago, too. more than likely the same people

Should I overdraft my account to get some domino's lads?
Haven't eaten since Friday

shocking

really makes you think

Because of the term "African-American" you lemon.

if trump doesn't lead in polls after this then he never will imo desu

actual lmao

what are you on about? American is the term of their nationalit, white or black

...

desu I don't know of any yank inventors past Edison so this could be correct (doubt it)

*flicks your ear really hard*
Haha just banter mate

got swooped by a magpie today lads, i grabbed it out of midair and snapped its neck, then i climbed to its nest and smashed its eggs

one of the first ones on that list invented chemical hair straightening kek
they just threw all these nobodies to the front

Yes, but white americans are just called whites, so if you type in just "american" inventors the system's going to bring up more african american

*slaps your nuts*
Ah just bants haha

Essentially this , but not exactly. White Americans tend not to be labelled as such, they're just though of as American.

*yanks your tie so hard it almost rips*
Hahahaahahahaha how funny is that hahaha

Then try 'us inventors'

we used to do that with plastic id cards we got in school
on a cold day it really fucking hurt

usa inventors gets more white people

*kicks football on a cold day at the one sissy kid who doesn't like sports*

*laugh as he screams*

the media isn't even talking about because they know it helps trump...

>on train
>Hot chick leans in bag and clumsily bumps head near my chest

Will be wanking to this thought later

The us has had some real innovations in technology, world changing stuff. Why would some guy that tried to develop a way to straighten hair need to be at the top of the list?

really need my cup of morning joe lads

...

Americans they... annoy me

nice early thread you twat

new

>google search should reflect my personal ideas of what's significant

Not how it works pham.

HE IS RISEN

Does the janny clock in at 9 or what?

haha!

So answer the question and enlighten me.

Hmm

Fuck off idiot

told you

Because the list isn't a ranking of inventions you lemon.

So what is it a ranking of?

Search trends?

Might have some egg and soldiers

I just bought some fancy eggcups

whoops

How frequently their names appear alongside "US Inventors" in articles, tags, websites, ect. I would imagine.

Look at me lads

I'm a posh tory voting nonce with plans to climb the office ladder

new

yeah they just randomly displays a bunch of black engineers who invented nothing of note instead of some of the most well known inventors in the world

3rd eye status: snapped shut