Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

幸福

judging from his vocaroo...yes.

For the Mexican poster, I only listen to electronic music here is some from late 70's to 80's
My favorite is YMO
youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5XPdyhzfw

P-Model
youtube.com/watch?v=AY8W6k7nfNw

Susumu Hirasawa solo work (Member from P-Model)
youtube.com/watch?v=2fcmjDW9pws

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what does it say?

r8

cute women go to Harajuku
otaku men go to Akihabara
usural tourists go to Kyoto

What part of Japan do you want to come to?

severe lack of vela

kysfgt

Where can a tourist fuck a qt Japanese?

what is most crime infested part of Japan?

Shinjuku Ni-chome

捏造?

concoction?

Hokkaido.

Where is that japcuck who always complains about taorila OPs

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You said you will go to Aokigahara with me. Did you lie?

If you won't come with me, I will curse you, forever...

Who is she?

Tfw no food

Whelp, time to walk out into the rain, thank god the super market is just across the road

wwwwwwwwwww

Are you a QT 3.14?

I am capable of doing more then one thing a year

Life in Japan is "boring?"

Nishinari ward in Osaka

What do you want to do in Hokkaido?

>paid $8000 to study japanese
>still can't speak japanese
>lives in a cramped gaijin sharehouse
>had to get a korean prostitute GF
>can't afford to feed himself

It sure spiced up mine immensely

I love that i decided to come here

I read
"otaku men go to aokigahaara" not akihabara
but when I imagine their life in late, it's true anyway.

Did you go to oktoberfest?

切腹

Watching this
What are you doing lads?
I don't remember.

Kumai Yurina 181cm

>181cm
I think she tall in Japan, right?
Also How tall are you guys?
>1.97 here

Yeah but I ended up just checking it out, it was quite cramped so I did not really enjoy myself

So they parade her around and gave her that ribbon because she is tall? What does the ribbon say? "Tall girl"?

I'm just killing time by chilling out.

You're like a giant in Mexico then, right?

like 1.75

Yo what the fuck she's taller than me...
That 168cm feel
That feel when all my friends are 190 cm tall and would be able to fuck her no problem

kumai-chan is the tallest girl of idols

youtube.com/watch?v=rpwkcS2G6VE

How will asians ever recover?

Do I get free food if I get in line?

Didn't you go there with friends? Isn't it obvious that it's boring when you go to festival alone?

No
1日警察署長
She become a head of police station for a day

Japan (except Kyushu) doesn't eat dog, though.

Events in Tokyo are full of people everywhere.
I hate it.

So so, where I live browns are taller as whites.
Like 1/3 of browns are taller than whites.
Whites here are small, I don't know why,
I'm like pic related

”daily chief constable”.

>not living in osaka

there's your problem

Why mexicans look like Indian? not native american, asian indian.

He found it weird the poster had to mention her height.

台風が来るからコロッケを買いに行く

It was a bit on a whim so I never asked someone to come with me, in retrospec I should have had but I just felt like doing something outside

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>181cm
Shii~
Momochi best girl tho

So I finally decided to get back on tinder and now I'm swiping right for all Asian and all black girls

same

Also
cringe/10

Are you still in London?

she should do squat

No I got home yesterday afternoon, about 16 hours ago

What is a "jap"?

du vågade alltså inte fråga någon

I want to impregnate her so badly

youtube.com/watch?v=vg4oQMwxpFQ
Loli Yurina

why do you eat pig and cow? Don't you think it is cruel? be a vegan.

What does loli even mean? Petite? or is it some sexual thing?

1.74

乙

182.5cm

俺も

Behöves inte särskilt mycket mod for att fråga ut en kompis

Kom inte iväg fören typ klockan 4 och jag kände att jag inte skulle orka med eventuellt strul

Loli means like a girl Lolita in a novel in 1955.
So that means cute and immare like 13 year old girl.

har du knulat något på sistonde? (^:

北海道
新潟県
仙台
大阪
長崎
福岡
北九州
鹿児島
奈良
八丈島
佐渡ヶ島

あーうどん食いてぇ

youtu.be/jGN36wU0_Kk

これ見ると涙が出そうになる

Tokyo desu

För cirka en månad sedan men den tjej jag träffade på hellotalk

Hette hon Erika? (^:

Is it bad if I try to fuck my cousins next time I go back home?

Is it ok in Japan to fuck your cousin?

>長崎
>福岡
>北九州
>鹿児島
思えば「九州」で良かったな

good taste

何うどんかそれが問題だ

Nä

:^(

あごのラインが素晴らしい

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Vaffö undra du?

>light coming through her ears
cute

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I didn't know such fetish even exists..

カレーうどんがいいな

It's not a fetish. It's just cute.

>福岡
Do you like micaela's videos?
youtube.com/watch?v=WVpZdYBPBUs

From that to this

>Micaela
Please stop

Annoying voice. Couldn't watch.

Jag knulade en erika med f-kupa från hallåprat
hon sa att hon älskade mig tredje gången vi träffades

ほとんど全国じゃんw
あと、佐渡島はいちおう新潟県だね
新潟出身だけど、外国人が見て楽しめそうなものが無いと思っちゃうな
温泉くらいかな・・・

Imagine being a white man so beta, that you couldn't get a jap GF in japan so you had to settle for a korean KEK

Watch all her video. And realize all japs are racists and sexual offenders.

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Don't bully 日本人じゃない !

検証!うどんをすする音で赤ちゃんは本当に泣きやむのか?【イクケン香川】
youtube.com/watch?v=AJ-2uqQ2YqQ

Nice jobbat mann1

>generic looking white girl
>"""""""""""model"""""""""""""

>韓国政府はCred Forumsのウェブサイトをアクセス不能にした
某板で常にいやらしい画像が投稿されているというのが理由

VANKの活動も下火になるかな

don't you think it's hilarious though FUCKING KEK

色々な所に行ってるのでそれ以外の面白そうな地域を書いてみたんだ
佐渡島は確かに新潟だね
まああそこは新潟の中でも特に面白いかなと思って、別々に書いた

俺は以前岐阜県の田舎に留学した経験から日本の田舎に関して一般的な興味を持つようになった
地方によって色々変わるし、新潟出身の君にとっては楽しくないかもしれんが、外人の目で見れば興味深い所は結構あるかと思うよ

If its not grounded in reality its not even bullying to begin with

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韓孤苦はもう来れないのか
他の善良な韓国人達も

VPN?かなんか使うとか抜け道はあるんじゃないかな
でも、そこまでして来るかねえ

>4chアク禁
表現の自由と規制の基準が国によって違うのがネットの課題だな
同じ国でも地域や人によっても違うけれど

What part of it wasn't grounded in reality?

Mステで尾崎豊の息子が親父の曲歌ってるww

proxyとVPNはCred Forumsが禁止してるから

そうなんだ
じゃさらば韓国旗だな
ちょっとかわいそうな気もするけど

尾崎豊は何に苦しんだのか

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VPNの読み方は何?

I have had countless of Japanese girls wanting to get into a relationship with them but I have always turned them down, Its not like I have not mentioned this before

>そこまでして来るかねえ
結局そこなんだよな
確か規制にかかるのはフリーのだけだったと思うけど

まあもう来ないだろうなあ
エロの規制ってのも目的がよくわからんわ
たかだかマンコくらい好きに見させてくれや

串使えるだろ

君のインターネットは狭い?
wwwwwwwww

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そいつが串だからデマ流してる

kill me

馬鹿なの??

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ミュージックステーションの男の集団たこ踊り
情けなくて涙が出る

>countless of Japanese girls wanting to get into a relationship

so you go for a korean, despite the fact that you're studying japanese?

The japs might not see through your flawed logic, but I sure do, KEK

No

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どしたのわさわさ

クネちゃんマジかー
寂しいもんがあるなあ

女の画像がいくら投稿されてようがそもそも韓孤苦には影響ないのにな
とばっちり

使えるのと禁止してるのは違うだろ
お前読解力あるのか?w

いい年こいたヤンキーが、セカセカした踊りをしてみっともないよな。
まあ、それで大金稼ぐんだからいいんじゃねーの?

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retarded japanese talk about korean thing again.
I hate this.

おまえのきめゼリフはいつもそれだな
まあ女だから仕方ない

vpnもういらねーよ(･ิω･ิ)

Why?

誰だ貴様

I have enough Japanese mates where such a thing would not even be an issue

おっロリコン?

>(外国人にせつめいしたろっ)

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I've noticed we don't see you here as much as before lately.
I'm happy that you are socialising a lot with real Japanese irl.

ミッキーマウス
毛当の化け物のクソ踊り

新潟は工業と農業では世界に誇れると思ってるけど、観光に関しては本当に何もないw
新潟人だけど佐渡島には行ったことすらないよ
でも工業や農業の方が観光より大事だから、そんな新潟が好きなんだけどね

抜け道あるのからの話の流れだったと思ったけど?おまえ読解力あるのw?

どうやって来たの?
韓国政府がCred Forums禁止にしたってニュースでてるけど

Hey guys, can someone that knows Japanese help me please? I sold an item to a Japanese dude but the address on PayPal and the address he gave me are in two different languages. Do they match up?

Thank you in advance. Second picture coming soon

help I'm surrounded with commies

Perfume待ってる

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下劣で無芸な韓国風ステージ
コリアンステーションと改名しろや

俺を殺してくれたら、お前を殺してあげる。

Here is the address in English

前途洋々

ブラック解除

ス、スキー場あるし!

それここに貼らない方がいいと思うよ

いえーい!植民地のみんなー!ノッテルかい!!

(´・ω・`)?

ありがとう!

I have been socializing a lot with Japanese ever since coming to Japan but things really took of after i started studying at a Japanese trade school with other Japanese students, this summer holiday has been a bit dry but as soon as I start school again things are going to become extremely busy

おいおい、キチガイだらけのこの掲示板にそんな重要な個人情報を貼るなよ

とりあえず保存した
2chにも貼りまくろっと

はい

I said who are you....

>ブラック解除
なんだその技は?

>show private adress on Cred Forums
Are you sane?

奴のスタンド

They match okay.

糞フェミに完全に支配されるとこうなるんだな
昨日、韓国で未成年へのゴムの販売が女行政機関に、セックスが気持ちいいからとかを理由に禁止されることになる話を新聞で読んで、冗談だろと笑っちゃったな
情けねえw

""""zitto animale""""

隣の長野に負ける・・・
子供のころはわざわざ山形にスキー行ってたわ

I thought you were staying for just a year.
Are you planning to get a job here after the trade school?

悪名高い女性部というやつだな

seems a little coincidental if you ask me, she goes to the same school as you doesn't she

They match up, now delete them you thick prick.

Just don't fuck up the 7-digit postcode when addressing your mail.

車を走らせても走らせてもまだ新潟
助手席でちょっと昼寝して起きてもまだ新潟走ってる

な、長野は美味いもんないし!
柏崎はカニが美味いし!

このがなりで金取ろうというんだから笑えるわ
いくらの大金かは知らねえがよ(笑)

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Japanese are most believable people.

????
より気持ちいいセックスのために未成年はコンドーム禁止ってこと?
自分がアホになった気分

俺の地域もそうだけどね
(しかも経済的にも弱い)
まあ随分大きい町だから、ある程度は歴史や建築や自然や農業関係などの観光は出来る
でも、日本人の友達に「どこが面白いか」と聞かれた時、不思議に答えられなかった
個人的には静かな町でちょうどいい

Kill.

政府が再び禁止を解除したこと
don't remind me ;(

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なんだその朝令暮改wwww

いや、気持ちよくなるのがダメってこと
女の身体への刺激も悪いと言ってたw
したがってセックスは禁止とも言えるw

Yeah, I have a few things planned, I would like to help out with international relations at some freight company or something, though my girlfriends family own a successful company in South Korea so we might also move back there instead and Ill end up working for them

やる気スイッチ

>Korea

いってくる!

外は台風だぞ

ロリコンやで

ただいま!

OK THAT'S ENOUGH I JUST HEARD NO PASARAN.
WHERE IS MY BASEBALL BAT

It's disappointing to see a Korean girl stealing a Swede boy away from Japan, but I still hope everything works out best for you.

>spends all his time studying japanese to go to korea to work for 1/4 of the salary and live in fucking korea

jesus christ mate get a grip on reality for your own sake

But French play no baseball...how about baguette?(´・ω・｀)

これはいい趣味

>He ended up getting a Korean prostitute
That's even worse than Ryan Boundless

ファイルネームがこなちゃんww

なるほど、きちがいのおかげで少子化が解消されそうだな
でもそれって確かカトリックの考え方だった様な、、、
セックスでオーガズムを感じてはいけないとか、女を麻袋で覆ってからセックスしたとかってカトリックだよな?

韓国では孤児は海外に養子にだされるんやで

I WANT A FAMAS NOT A BAGUETTE

Ironic isn't it kek, any sane person would choose a jap over a gook

「日本食は疲れにくい」抗疲労効果を科学的に証明 大阪市立大
sp.hazardlab.jp/know/topics/detail/1/6/16658.html

セックスなどそう気持ちよいものでないし、いいものでもない
それは世界一野放しの淫獣の日本の女で証明されてる

よくわからんけど、よかったね?

non non non...it's dangerous.

Well see, I just think its funny having a lot of options available to me

おかえり
早いよ…

Pantsuya they performed Tales of the Destinies

Enjoy options while you have them.
They are promised to be decreased as you get older anyway.
Besides, be careful with marrying a Korean, though.
I'm not being jealous, but I hear that the in-law relationships are very complicated in Korea.

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どんなクズでも親になるのに何の審査もないけど、里親になるのはそれなりに審査がある事を考えるとその方が幸せになれそう

前にもこんな事何回あったんけど
別に大したことじゃないから(･ิω･ิ)

Dont worry

それは日本よりいいシステムだな

養子ではなく人身売買シンジケートにじゃないの

Take everything that makes the japs evil and multiply it by 2, now you have korea.

This is where a beta white mile is going to raise his half white child.

My god, it's gonna be elliott rodger all over again

色々闇が深い
cervantes.ec-net.jp/foreign_affairs/pity_the_children.html

You have such a high opinion of us...

読んでるだけで色々きっつい
熊本で赤ちゃんポストは3歳の我が子をポストにぶち込んで逃げていく父親が現れて衝撃受けたけど、日本が韓国や九州みたいな民度にならないでほしい

How do I get a japanese friend? You guys told me to come here when I asked this question a few months ago and i did and still I dont have a japanese friend. What is the next step?

t. baka gaijin

fuck you sneaky jap, I hate japs, I just hate koreans more

Alright Ryan

Tinder

韓国に住んだらなんだか忍耐強くなりそう(´・_・｀)

>using tinder for friends

jesus christ you're SUCH a beta, you literally trigger me KEK

tsundere

I might just have one

did you post your tits?
we post tits to make friends.

Walk up to someone you think you'll get along with and say 私の友達ですか?

Works every time

>Taking the bait this hard

>Justin Bieber

You got only Korean there

what is it?

kek well baited, it seemed so believable though, it all adds up.

You can tell me the korean GF thing is bait too now btw KEK

>Proper tasty
U WOT

that's how my friend tried to sell me Amway products.

>haha you got me but its believable even though I do not know anything about you at all hehe lol

By god you are pathetic

>By god you are pathetic

The irony really is lost on you m8

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Can someone post a screenshot of the top 10 twitter posts in Japan right now please?

trending?

Yes, sorry.

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Arigatou!

3歳だともう歩いているはずだが

I found a website Speed-Friends. does it work to make new friends?

なんかさ
最近さ
あれじゃん
ね?

体を折り曲げて小さな「ポスト」に入った3歳男児の哀れ j-cast.com/2007/05/17007704.html
>赤ちゃんポストが設置されてすぐ、3歳の男児が預けられた。「かくれんぼしよう」と親に言われて、体を折り曲げられるようにして「ポスト」の小さな窓口に入ったらしい。

lmao

Do you want to be my friend?

ひどすぎる。。

Why do White Women hate Asian Women? Is it because Asian women are feminine and White Women act as if being feminine is giving into the man, like a bunch of angsty teenagers? Aka, they're lazy degenerates who don't want to put in any effort. Their only use is to use their attraction to you known, in order to make the Jap girls come crawling. I make a conscious effort to not even glance at White girls.

they are just jealous because asians are qt

My sister hates all asians

交尾虫ジャップを放置していた結果がこれだよ。
はあー、雄ジャップの性欲が異常すぎて辛い。

My asian hates all sisters

White women hate everything.

true

朝鮮人の虐待はこんなもんじゃないだろうけどな

>mongolian war ships appeared at japanese sea
>typhoon came and sank them
>we glorious samurais protected nippon from mongolian invasion!!!!!!!!!

はあー、辛い。

日本に不満なんじゃなくて、自分に不満なんだよ

みつを

I hate everything
give me the heaven.

わかったような口きいてんじゃないわよ!きいいいいい

why is there so many virgins in japan? everybody so shy or what?

死の喜びを与えましょうか?

Why do cunts think it's okay to steal someone's umbrella at conbini during rainstorm?

こんばんは (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
何してるの

テレビを見てるの
あなたは?

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>何してるの
カレー食べてるの

too scared of HIV and instant parenthood.

僕空飛び回っています

お前は何を言ってるんだ

ぼーっと豚汁作ってるの

ゴム使えば?

音楽を聞いてる
テレビは何か面白いのか

いいね

え

I will make a new thread

guys talking each other - makes me nervous and unsettling

female voice - makes me feel calm and comfortable

テレビは面白くないけど、ここよりは面白いからみんな見てる

大麻いくない(´・ω・｀)

いや、あんまり面白くないっす
世界の謎とか不思議な話とかなんとか
なんの音楽を聴いてるの?

it's because ur weak and know that woman won't punch you
sign up to gym

ちんぽ

Is that her mom??

She's a girl.
She had very uncomfortable sexual experience with a man and she's become a lesbian.
She thinks straight Japanese women are bitches just because she can't eat their pussies.

>female voice - makes me feel calm and comfortable
unless it's a real 3D woman right?

弦楽四重奏曲第1番 (バルトーク)

>She thinks straight Japanese women are bitches just because she can't eat their pussies.
・・俺と同じじゃんか

No. She only has a son.

Well now I know where it's from, thanks.

new thread

こんなスレなきゃないでいいし、立てたくなったら誰か立てるのに

No problem. (´・ω・｀)

いいね
クラシック好き?

立ててはまたクシ総動員して乙の嵐w

好きだよ
でももっと詳しくなりたい!

病