Queen of the North edition
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subpar thread
delete this edition and your life
This.
terrible edition
can already tell this thread is going to be abysmal
hey /brit/ kind of a weird question but when you heard the story of Robin Hood as a kid was the fact that he was a Saxon mentioned? Rereading some stuff and I never remembered how him being a Saxon played into the story...
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Having some egg and soldiers
in for neet
feeling absolutely miserable
thought i had a clever post but realized it's actually really bad so i refrained from posting it
fuck off english
become a pizza delivery boy lol
Janny would you delete the previous thread and allow this one?
my mobile network is banned so I have to use this shitty college wifi
Damn, I thought some of you were just being negative, this thread SUCKS.
why would you*
need to start checking my posts before submitting.
*cuts the crap*
When will our beautiful nation be represented on the flag, boyos?
english wankers
The dragon is based, but it doesn't fit in with the union flag.
>nation
calm yourself
What's your point?
What core is this?
wales isn't a real country
It's not a ranking though, you're just choosing to see it that way, and it's hardly a random process. We the people (hue) of the world are entirely responsible for the results we get.
What core is this??
core 4 OCR
stop being contrarian for the sake of it. If you seriously believe that Madam C J. Walker shows up in search hits as much as Thomas Edison or Alexander Graham bell you're fucking retarded.
want to spend a few weeks in the UK and maybe the rest of europe but i'm too poor
>tfw my m8s ex just readded me on fb after 2 years
Bit weird that
>having facebook
runt
I find it difficult to believe this particular guy has has many mentions as Edison or Franklyn for example. Or more than ones that don't make the cut.
No point, just info.
Got called a nonce in mothercare
got called a yank in brit
Not sure whether to start identifying myself as a libertarian or not
Is Poleaboo a libertarian?
He's in jail la
we arent nordics
ah yes she has time to like shit on facebook but not time to text me back
mate you're a lemon get over it
Did a wake up late for work gimmick lads lmao
>talking with females
How vile.
*shudders*
>having facebook
runt
and here i am watching cartoons on a monday morning
*sighs dejectedly*
I imagine them appearing alongside each other is owed substantially to the "US" in the search. When you consider the results are made up of the content of people, it could become an incredibly complex exercise in trying to understand why you get what you get.
Clearly he's hardly as well known but perhaps that influenced why he's there. Lists like "10 US Inventors You Haven't Heard Of" as an example. Things about the unacknowledged achievements of African-Americans are fucking everywhere on the internet.
well
Go on then la
desu i googled "white inventors" and the only reason the result showed up was due to a comment that all the inventors were white
american blacks are so annoying
God has no religion.
well good morning
hello
umm... Catholicism?
just said farewell to the ol' tinder date lads
went to tesco in my XXXL ninja turtle pajamas without even realizing it
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I am anti-paki, anti-bigoty and anti-bankers bonuses and other pandering to the elite at the expense of us common folk
ugly gook fish face
fuck off you autogynephile fetishist
so glad you sterilised yourself
i bet living in the american countryside is comfy
Well the thing about your theory is Google searches tell your how many results a query yields, This guy falls very far below people like Henry Ford for example.
god is low energy
Essentially nobody identifies as "white" or places significant importance on it as an identifier, though it's a different story for 'black' in the US and Europe.
Is it true that you can't trust a sober Irishman, /brit/?
yeah it's pretty nice hahahah
Awake now
Ate 2 small bowls of Crunchy Nut
Was quite hungry
Today is supposed to be a normal day calorie wise anyway
I'm trans, deal with it
also read my blog
poleaboo.wordpress.com
Gonna whip up some tasty scan in a minute. ;)
someone's upset he didn't get a good morning
Pues
ahh yes autogynephile
*surreptitiously opens google*
The Egyptians invented civilization itself along with stuff like writing, calendars, irrigation and so on. They made huge pyramids that no has been able to match since. Egypt was the most advanced part of the world for over 2,000 years – twice as long as even China, much less the West.
Prove it.
>Essentially nobody identifies as "white"
Except Cred Forums, Americans and Australians since they have no culture
do you shoot rifles out your big back garden? I bet thats fun
ancient Egyptians were Irish but the eternal anglo wrote us out of history
WELL GOOD MORNING
It's complex is the bottom line.
BIT COLD OUT
i don't but my neighbors do
I think that is a recent trend. In reaction to PC culture that says whites are not allowed to be 'white' while blacks can be 'black' etc.
you're not "trans" you are a man who is sexually aroused by the thought of being a female
you're literally a textbook case of autogynephilia since you display similar clusters of paraphilias
it doesn't bother me though since i know you're just going to commit suicide at some stage soon so it's all good
There are more people in the RoI that are fluent in Polish and use it in their daily life than there are people who are fluent in Irish and use it in their daily life.
Makes you think.
>I think that is a recent trend.
yet it only happens in non-European white countries
well a lot of polish did come here
West Brits
>you're not "trans" you are a man who is sexually aroused by the thought of being a female
You do realise that AGP was a term that was originally coined to describe certain trans people?
Also, are you trans?
need a poo but there's no loo roll
>it's an edgy angry paddy episode
Always considered myself a #nofilter man but I think it's finally time to set one up
Dublin has 1-1.5 million people living in it and the rest of the country calls us west Brits
its only very rural areas that people really care about that stuff
or manipulated
youtu.be
Most Australian's identify as Australian, not "white".
Stupid idiot.
Successful troll is successful
is this the paddy with the mohawk
Everybody's gonna be happy, which means you and me, my love.
theres more than 1 Irish person here
So you identify closer with the aborigines than say, Russians?
it dedescribes all, especially you
Doooodeeedoooodeedoo bag o taytos feckin bejesus!!!
>still no reply from the uni
>still no reply from detective
I'll send a follow up email to the uni tomorrow
People have just warped the meaning of the word, you can be AGP and trans
>tfw just wanted a comfy thread but the anti mick brigade shows up
>Doooodeeedoooodeedoo bag o taytos feckin bejesus!!!
>t. Gary "Gazza" Stamatopolous, 100% true blue aussie sick cunt
got called a desert-yank in /brit/
I don't understand - mock the Irish and they'll...blow up a bunch of Irishmen in retaliation?
Abos aren't really aussie to be fair
Back up to 6mg Progynova (that's estrogen)
I should go up to 8mg at some point, maybe after 2/3 months
Only ever met two Irish people
One was a student on my course, not bright, dropped out. He was super friendly though.
The other was a guy I met in the lockup at sheriffs court
He was a HGV driver or something
Got caught driving drunk
Got bailed
AND THE SAME DAY he got arrested again for driving drunk
Said he was gonna fuck off back to Ireland
I have zero tolerance for mick posters due to that one nignog paddy that won't fuck off
why do people shitpost so much about ireland?
you're a complete melon, it was trans "people" who warped it you fucking spastic
you're not a girl, just a deviant and there's ample evidence for that
abos are the link between human and ape desu
Now you're beginning to understand the """"""""""""Irish""""""""""""
"Our Autocomplete algorithm will not show a predicted query that is offensive or disparaging when displayed in conjunction with a person’s name."
Don't really have an opinion if it should be this way or not but it's not selective and doesn't actually prevent you searching anything, so whatever.
>I don't understand
take your time pet : )
This Paddy really fucking hates Poleaboo, doesn't he?
the lad always posting black girls? Disgusting slug of a creature desu
lots of irish people get triggered/baited very easily. for example. On /r/ireland theres a thread almost every week complaing about the term British Isles
>/r/ireland
you can fuck off aswell you reddit twat
>/r/ireland
fuck off back there
Okay, I identify with white Australian's then.
I don't identify with ALL white cultures though.
im banned :(
come on tho
> He's a transgender who hates me for also being trans for some reason
post evidence
So the Paddy is a trans to?
Fucking Hell
>when you realise that every time you mocked an Irishman or the Irish on /brit/ a terrorist act against innocent Irish was carried out in retaliation
Meet me at Dogger Bank for dogging
poleaboo spoofing desu
Forget to put your trip back on while replying to yourself again
Useless cunt
Don't gaslight me
>innocent Irish
nobody in this world is innocent
Turn on BBC2 and look at these Labour supporters?
FFS, the party is done.
"scandal" is disparaging I guess.
hmm
>FFS, the party is done.
Not while a Miliband still draws breath lad
>Ooooooooh fiddle-de-dee, they're being mean about the Emerald Oisle on the internet again! I'll take it out on me woife by riverdancing on her skull so I will
How about "investigation"?
kek
Did the paki just get banned?
judging by all the deleted posts and yelling of trans and Autogynephilia, I'm going to say yes
How about I riverdance on your tiny bollix m8?
It appears so.
>>Ooooooooh fiddle-de-dee, they're being mean about the Emerald Oisle on the internet again! I'll take it out on me woife by riverdancing on her skull so I will
morning lads!!!!
my only proper friends are lads I know on the internet haha
Today I'm going to go buy lots of jaffa cakes from lidl.
Eh, next to a name I guess it's implicitly negative.
Any conceivable flaws with their system seems to be balanced since it's not selective though, so again, w/e 2bqh.
going to bed x
i like the cut of your jib lad. setting goals and achieving them.
Honestly I would not be surprised at all if Labour as we know it is dissolved before the start of 2018.
sleep tight, Bruce
Good morning,
it's night for me
>Bishopshate bombing
>1 death
>Irish potato famine
>Over 1 million Irish died starving in agony as we watched on across the sea, not caring at all
>Another million left for other countries, to the great detriment of those countries
The BBC's attitude over GBBO is fucking embarrassing. Really starting to hate these entitled cunts now.
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chuckaay aar laar
ooh up tha raha
it's the death of the show anyway so none of it really matters
The purpose of that was to cause massive financial damange (1 billion £) and not cause any deaths, which is why they warned them beforehand.
And if you want to laugh about the famine, stop crying about the IRA and muh dead children.
the point of the IRA with those attacks was to cause financial damage no kill civilians
fair enough pal but that all happened CENTURIES ago who fucking cares, meanwhile the based ra were bombing your back garden up to last week kek
It's just moving to Channel 4 if people are fans of this shit, they'll still watch it.
potato famine
potato famine
potato famine
>show
FOY
>Berlin state poll: Losses for Merkel's CDU, gains for AfD
happeding
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
You wouldnt DARE say that to my face
If you think the Great British Bake Off final is too politically correct then why don't you go and live somewhere else?
Where's Andrew.
The famine weeded out the weak, maybe if you had a famine over there you wouldn't have pic related happening on a daily basis
nah lad, guarantee that without the same presenters and not being on comfy bbc1 will quarter the viewing figures. changes the whole feel of the thing. cap this post for when i'm proved right.
ok, now what?
>potato famine
>potato famine
>potato famine
what a funny picture. I hope all of Ireland isn't like that.
potato famine
The three finalists are emblematic of the successful multi-racial, multi-faith democracy of which we can all be proud.
Imagine being so gay you think this is unattractive.
wish you'd fuck off
You're such a racist focusing on such things, omg they're different colours, get over it, it's 2016.
>what a funny picture. I hope all of Ireland isn't like that.
imagine being so ugly that you fancy literal ogre-human hybrids cos that's all you can ever hope to pull
give me your address.
Give me your address RIGHT now cunt.
I will beat the SHIT out of you.
>Hyde Park bombing
>Killed some horses
>Irish potato famine
>Over 1 million Irish died starving in agony, screaming curses at the British as we watched on across the sea, not caring at all
>Another million left for other countries, to the great, great detriment of those countries
>The Irish population has still not recovered
>All because some potatoes went bad
potato famine
potato famine
If you don’t like the diversity then the UK is one of the last places you want to be
why are irish people so inclined to chimp out?
it really makes you think.
t. ugly
As a Brit I must admit that the Irish are superior to us in every way
at that point where i'm realising my long distance relationship isn't going to work lads
should have learned my lesson the previous two attempts fuck sake
>>Hyde Park bombing
>>Killed some horses
>>Irish potato famine
>>Over 1 million Irish died starving in agony, screaming curses at the British as we watched on across the sea, not caring at all
>>Another million left for other countries, to the great, great detriment of those countries
>>The Irish population has still not recovered
>>All because some potatoes went bad
>potato famine
>potato famine
Alri Rasheed.
potato famine
something fishy about this post but not quite sure what it is
i'll have to research further and i'll get back to you lads
>entire thread is nothing but shitposts
I'll be back tonight.
Everyone who disagrees with me wears a fedora.
>long distance relationship
tell that to my 98% white town
primitive people with low IQ
>b-begorrah, me tatties have gone rotten so they have
>should I grow something else?
>ahh, who's got time for that so, what with all the woifebeating and guinness drinking, oi'll just doi in agony screaming curses at the British, to be sure to be sure
i disagree
not everyone lives in london, jamal
Business idea: use slags to heal the rift between British and Irish posters
>potato famine
I only come to /brit/ for high quality, intellectual, cultural discussion
don't judge me unless u know me baka
potato famine
the famine was not a show of british supremacy, it was how the peasant class were treated throughout history, it just so happened that all the landowners and peasants were a certain ethnic group
A pea brained paki like you probably cant grasp that though
>primitive people with low IQ
>>b-begorrah, me tatties have gone rotten so they have
>>should I grow something else?
>>ahh, who's got time for that so, what with all the woifebeating and guinness drinking, oi'll just doi in agony screaming curses at the British, to be sure to be sure
>It's a 'sister comes over and shaves her pubes directly into my plug hole' edition
Ahh yes very good
just arrived at the threads lads but wow imagine being this upset
potato famine
Moosey's doing a protest
The GBBO finalists are a microcosm of the diverse and tolerant Britain we’d all like to see. If it is all a bit too much for you then not only are you in the wrong country, but you’re in the wrong time. You may feel more comfortable living in somewhere like 1930s Germany.
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give her one up the plug hole
>i disagree
british culture doesn't exist anymore. it isn't a "british" bake off.
oh fucking hell, Moosey pls
Funny how the IRA got dismantled by the British much like how they dismantled Ireland from the inside out.
you must be if this is the first thing you comment on
don't cry pet just a bit of banter :')
How the fuck do I catch slags?
There's this German guy who lives near me who manages to come home every night with a fresh one meanwhile I've been out every other night this week and only managed to catch two and ended up losing them.
Am I just a twat? They all make it seem so easy.
>A dazed Jonny Brownlee was helped over the line by his brother Alistair, who shunned the chance to win the race to come to the aid of his younger sibling in a dramatic end to the World Triathlon Series in Cozumel, Mexico.
nah its funny how the last 3 british generations grew up scared to fuck off being bombed by em desu
I'm simply perplexed, how can it not be the first thing I comment on when you're spamming?
You seem really bothered is all and I was wondering why.
I fucking hate this place sometimes.
>low on dosh
>go to job seekers to get money before I search for a job to safe guard myself
>find out I get paid 6 fucking weeks after I join this program
>have to spend 5 hours a day looking for a job
>if some how after 6 weeks I don't find a job by spending everyday looking I get some cash
Are there fucking bongs here who get paid from this slave scam?
How did you not find a job within fucking 6 weeks.
he's better looking than you
astoundingly shit thread
Can you apply to literally any job?
>england now has at least one security camera for every person because of the ira and is a literal surveillance state
>still cant stop sandniggers bombing them
lmao
>JF scrounging bennies off us
shocking
A DABBING TOM HUDDLESTONE
potato famine
Any.
But here is the real kicker, if someone contacts you wanting to pay you the worst wage for the shitest job you gotta take it or your benefits that will be given to you after 6 weeks if you still don't have a job will be cut.
I just wanna scrounge one months pay then I PROMISE to be a good member of society.
>manager is already asking me to write up "handover" documents for my sabbatical in 3 weeks
ah yes, the so-called "doss period"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MATE YOU MUST BE THE ARCHBISHOP OF BANTERBURY
KEK
KEEEEEK
K
E
K
I CANT BREATH FROM SO MUCH LAUGH
could heem any one of you
nobody is actually searching for 30 hour a week you mong
2 or 3 hours per a week + turning up to the meetings is all, just do like everyone else and bullshit about the rest.
potato famine
Why did you migrate without enough money to do so?
>Hanna Yusuf
>lecturing british people on how to be british and if they don't agree with what she say's then they should leave
oh I am laughing
go back to where you came from, cunt
Apply to literally every job that you are under qualified for. If you can not get caught, change your CV to make sure nobody will.
There's also a script someone's written that you can bring in on a usb that will do the entire application process for you.
sounds like you're on universal credit, not jobseekers allowance
they haven't bombed us since 2005 2bh we've done pretty well on that front
Ignoring the subject, the whole article is shoddily written. Why the fuck do major news outlets give a platform to these amateurs? Is journalism not a respected profession any more?
does the UK have mcdonald's?
>Independent
>Major news outlet
Pick one and only one
>Is journalism not a respected profession any more?
no
Yes that is the one.
I have no probably finding work at all I am sure I can get this week but all I wanted was to get some payment for this weeks rent not next 6 weeks rent.
I JUST WANTED FREE MONEY
no
> yfw you realize the American cultural empire is considerably more powerful than the British Empire ever was
get a job you melt
He has attacked me on /britfeel/ several times, I even tried to placate him by meeting his demands but then he showed his true colours and admitted to hating me for generic reasons
Meant /britfeel not /brit/
YOU NEED TO GO BACK
cultural Marxism is code word for Americanisation
*kisses you on the lips*
MMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>Wanting a job
I'd rather have your tax
very interesting
what's it like? living without burgers?
lmao
Of course it is, fella.
git a job ya cunt
yet it's still our flag that cucks yours to this day
lmao
I feel bad for him
alri thainonce
It stopped being taken seriously and independent a long time ago
Come back when you realise that the American empire is merely the continuation of the British Empire
any tim news lads
How do you guys understand Scots' speech? That's fucking impossible
:(
That doesn't negate the fact is it still a major news source.
yeah it's usually pretty easy
it's absolutely disgusting tho
Reports of the death of radical centrism are greatly exaggerated
kind of admire the absolute shamelessness of it
Drink more vodka
that's because they have no support not due to british security
fuck off thainonce
*goes into hibernation*
>That doesn't negate the fact is it still a major news source.
> make an absolutely vile post
> people respond
you runts have fallen for my trap once more!
It's likely just Autism
>Ireland
CALORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid christfags!!!!
wrong post.
Having an absolute 'mare today
yeah except all the foiled plots lmao
thailad more like retardedlad
>i can't counter the argument so here's an image with no context
>all dat orange
Damn hippies
Urm, can you not? x
ahh yes, """"""""thicc"""""""
She's a big girl, like
C E L L U L I T E
just filtered thailand lads
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rare image of thainonce
she'd be in a circus 100 years ago
Can somebody explain to me why it is considered bigoted and racist to oppose the arrival of immigrants who have a religious belief system that declares I should be killed?
Surely it should be homosexuals and trannies who are protesting the hardest against the arrival of ex-jihadis and Wahhabi Muslims "Refugees"?
>we live in an age where we have to pretend that this is a strong, sexy, beautiful, independent woman and that she just hasn't eaten too much and needs to lose some weight
just fuck my life right up
It's basically a glorified blogging site at this point, hence why you get articles like that one.
They're going downhill really quickly; they no longer have a print edition, they're cutting jobs and salaries, desperately putting out clickbait articles and begging people to turn off adblock to keep revenues up.
racist bigot
The benders are waking up desu. Things like Orlando will only become more and more common, soon there will be no way a gay person can reasonably defend Muslim immigration.
fuck off rorke
Thought that you need to drink scotch or whiskey to be more Scot
>tfw English isn't your native language
Also Australian accent sounds ugly as fuck
efukt.com
vid of me meeting thailad
yeah aussies speak like twats
you've got it better 2bh, i wish english wasn't my native langauge so i could be forced to learn it at school from a young age and be bilingual
Is there actually any evidence to suggest that Thai"""lad""" isn't a Thai ladyboy???
Just be drunk, then all will be clear.
You can still be bilingual, there's just no point.
>Also Australian accent sounds ugly as fuck
Agreed.
am i the only one who wants to get sucked off by a cat
your girls froth it and that's all that matters :^)
I think she has quite a pretty face, she's just got a gross body.
yeah
I can't
I've tried russian and spanish before and i always give up. there's just too much to learn
exactly. people will tell us we have to pretend that her body is sexy but she's overweight. she has eaten too much, not exercised enough and now she has an unattractive body
bbc.co.uk
What a BLOODY racist!!!!
might go get some noodles
MIGHT
disgusting BIGOTS
You need to talk to people in the language you're learning imo, it's a huge amount of information and without practical application you'll only go so.
Thing is as well, as she's carved out a career for herself as a plus-sized model, there's no incentive for her to get in shape.
She's doomed to be a fatty!
Noticed Russians hate on aussies a lot on Cred Forums. Is that some kind of common thing or is it just a coincidence?
>on trial for a joke
absurd
Now now, there is no need to be mean !
Why aren't any of the articles on this printing what the joke was?
We're just supposed to take their word that it was "racist"?
Agreed, completely absurd
theguardian.com
I know man I speak to my spanish friends in spanish sometimes but then i get lazy and lose a grip on it
i'm just not cut out for it 2bh. did you learn thai?
Nu
@65085017
@65085017
@65085017
Read the article again lad
>The Express & Star newspaper reported the charge related to a remark the former England midfielder made about the guard, who was in a darkened part of the stage. Gascoigne allegedly said he could not tell "if he was smiling or not".
Not sure what this has to do with anything.
>He is alleged to have made a 'joke' about a black security guard who he spotted in a darkened corner of the stage and said he could not tell "if he is smiling or not".
I glanced over that and assumed it was someone commenting on whether Paul was being malicious or not
What the fuck, that's not even a joke
paedo
le nu edition has bean released guise
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you, that I almost believe that they're real
link it then
ok tim
someone make a real new
I've been living so long with my pictures of you, that I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel
you can squeal all you want my precious little piggy, but le nu thread is under my control now
Done
NEW THREAD
Her face is pretty gross too imo
they know they know they know