/brit/

the robots will kill us

>Far right

we invent a time machine to go back and kill sky net

what the fuck is taking janny so long?

get in here and clean this mess up you public servant!

aussie thread BTFO

Mordred is a best son.

can we talk about how fucking wank this looks?

youtube.com/watch?v=4luDtkC3Oy0

Anyone want a cup of tea and some chocolate digestives? :3

Nah, not gonna click on that link

Looks alright

kek aussies are mad as fuck

Girl from Essex got into a car accident, I ran over to her and she said "Please help me, I've got concussion - I can't feel my head." I reply going "Okay, how many fingers have I got up?" and she responds saying "Oh fuck, I can't feel my fanny either."

>1:02
the memes write themselves

>inb4: BLACK MEN IN MUH MOVIES

Most of those people want to eventually end up with their cocks inside your sister though

it was your doing wasn't it

Can I vote? :^)

ESSEX MENTIONED

Well that's just because no one likes you

>my birthday
>50+ friends on facebook
>only one person wishes me a happy birthday
>sister's birthday
>300+ friends on facebook
>over 50 people wishing her happy birthday

ahh yes
I guess at least I don't need to make a "thanks for all the messages" post

hmm it was 60 friends about 20 seconds ago

See and

how come BLM is in the UK when the only black people you have are somali refugees who cut people's heads off in the street

morning ladies

There is NOTHING that students won't complain about

>ladies
how did you know?

Saw a girl at the train station who looked exactly like Annasophia Robb. Couldn't let that opportunity slip away. Going out for lunch tomorrow.

Americanised Southerners lad. No such thing up North (plenty of of pakis though).

All memes aside, fuck british people.

>Mad he got his thread stolen

because you post like a bitch

happy birthday

>because you post like a bitch
you can do better than that :3

SHOO SHOO AUSSIES SHOO

All memes aside, fuck seppo people.

Happy birthday mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=dX3tcs6M5dY

Lads

Happy bday, have a good one man

thanks lads

spent the whole weekend dressed as Hitler. Don't know why I bothered as I didn't even leave the house once

>All memes aside, fuck british people.

the sister is having her daily tantrum

sensational

You will never be as well remembered as Hitler

Happy birthday
my last birthday was also pretty pathetic and i'm sure we aren't alone in this here in /brit/

hold up a minute
-
-
-
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thanks again lads

/southend/

/chelmsford/

*holds nose*

prick

The fact that Trump is unironically going to be the next president isn't because he's a good candidate at all, but instead because of how fucking terrible Hillary is

Sad state of American politics.

I went to CTZN the other day, it was full of dickheads

*approaches you as you stand over the stove*
*grabs your arse and place my head on your shoulder as i sniff your hair*
Good morning, sweetheart
*let go and give you a cheeky smile when the kids come into the kitchen*

trump isn't that bad

never been there 2bh, it opened while i was away at uni and now that i'm back i have no friends left in chelmo

>going to be the next president
No

This, it's all rhetoric. He'll do one term, by which time Hilary will have died from one of the many many things ailing her and we can have a return to the status quo

yeah he is

He's pretty fucking stupid mate, just listen to him in interviews, look at the state of his language during rallies

I can admire that he's ambitious and has decent business qualification but he honestly seems like a pure caricature of Reagan.

Let's hope if he wins he gets a sensible Republican cabinet running the country for him

really doubt Bernard would have been able to "fix"
America

he's in the lead in the polls right now.

lucky fuck

he'll probably serve two terms unless he fucks up bigly. presidential candidates don't pop out out of nowhere. i can't think of anyone would could replace him right now
>germany

Almost as if the two party system is flawed but there's no way that could be the case haha

get the feeling a lot of the non-republican fence-sitters who plan to vote Trump out of protest or disillusion will pussy out at the last moment and just vote Hilary

Feign a stroke or something so the Republicans can field an alternate, moderate candidate

i'm so tired i can't even type. i'm going to bed before i embarrass myself further

you have the height of a little bitch?

I hope Jim Webb or Randlet makes a major comeback for 2020 tbqh

honestly just stop trying
i think your posting style would be better suited for /cum/

>before i embarrass myself further

that shit has long sailed m8

trump's ego is fragile as fuck

He's an old fat bloke who gets irrationally stressed and angry at the smallest thing, he will definitely die of a heart attack a few months into the job.

Literally whoever wins, their vice presidential pick will end up being president.

Enjoy President Pence

that was someone else

been posting for 5 hours today and not had a single (you)

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37409441
>New York officials have identified a suspect wanted for questioning over Saturday's blast in the Chelsea area of the city.

>The man has been identified as Ahmad Khan Rahami, 28, a naturalised US citizen from Afghanistan.

...

there there

*pats you on the head*

>that shit has long sailed
interesting approach to that idiom

tee hee hee

>his motives are still unclear but the lone wolf attacker has a history of mental illness and was known to police
calling it now

Will suicide on cam if trump wins

Screen shot this

alri kikelad
post some israel memes

>Modern 'men'
youtube.com/watch?v=2PoiBc41LUY

>Hertfordshire

redditflags down?

That's gonna hert haha

VERY peaceful religion

>interview in 45 minutes
Done zero preparation. Reeckon I'll get it?

*bites your hand and death rolls your arm out of it's socket*
*run back into the woods with your arm as food for the runts*

how do I get rid of the smell of blood from soil?

Lads how the fuck do I change chrome back to how it was

Febreeze

Some fucking cunt better start explaining why this fucking tripe is showing up in my recommendations right now

Suck them off

Its what i did

>using jewgle products

trying a bit too hard now

from dirt or your feces?
dirt would be chlorine, unless you plan on growing something there

feces would be best left to a physician

Youtube tailors suggestions to the stuff you normally watch, you paki nonce cunt.

How does someone not die before they beed a crane to lift them out of bed

Nature is amazing

Because you're a paki manchild

Anyone need a poo and want to do one at the same time as me?

Its my birthday today

determination

Yes, I love synchronised pooing.

am i still neet if i work part time now?

OK, let's say we start pooing at 1:10 on the dot?

Partim time neet obv

Girl who sits next to me at work who often wears tights is moving desks. Gutted desu

unlucky tightslad

tights lad loves his tights, doesn't he tightslad?

PICS

I love the term 'pull rank'

sat up in bed with a rock hard boner but i am NOT going to wank it

That's not much preparation time.

How do you know I'll even do a poo? I could be lying to you.

It makes more sense for men to wear skirts than women

faith x

alright angus

Foy

imagining if all the religions were true at once, is that a religion in itself?

oh just FUCK OFF

Can i

okay, sorry.

Is it true for ever post i post a post is deleted?

Love when girls rub their legs against mine.

yeah okay :3

they might as well be
a lot of religions would conflict each other and people would still pick and choose which parts to uphold, thus creating different sects of the same religion

Mandatory suicide for women over 55 when

why did you do this to me?

hmmmmm

Lol cuck

>ahmad
ah yes

youtube.com/watch?v=dHaUOUJ_W2c

>don't interact socially with people for a while
>start obsessively playing games and watching anime, never leave room
>interact socially a bit
>suddenly not in the mood for game, just want to go out or be productive
Starting to think there's a pattern here.

do you have people with jobs and gfs in this general?

>0 deaths
how many of the 72 virgins does he get now, dont know how the religion of peace works, has to be at least 5 for his effort, right?

...

>The UK has the right to control its borders and turn away "economic migrants" who pose as refugees to gain entry, Theresa May will tell world leaders.

>The Prime Minister will say at the UN summit that refugees should claim asylum in the first safe country they come to in order to address "unprecedented levels of population movement" around the world.

any updates on tim's impending eviction?

watched one of his short videos earlier and I think he was referring to it but I couldn't decipher anything with his incomprehensible garbling

gf sent me this, thoughts?

Him having an Islamic name doesn't mean he's a Muslim.

Like the other poor devils in China, India, and Japan - a great new field for sweatshops to be opened up so that these new industries which we were creating in Britain today will be destroyed as the old industries were - simplified, rationalised machinery with a few white surveyors and then the masses of cheap coloured labor torn off the land and taken into the sweatshops to work and labor and cough their guts out with tuberculosis until they too are thrown on the scrapheap of the sweatshops.

Is that worthy of Britain? Is that to be the future of Europe? And is this competition to be organized within our European brotherhood bringing in these sweat fields in Africa into our Europe civilization so that the financial power in one European country can use it against the financial power in another?

ALL the great financial central power of the world now shifted from the city of London to WALL STREET NEW YORK shall be able on the mass of MONEY of wealth and of power which money brings to it AGAIN and AGAIN and again to exert its influence in POLITICS until as you see today!

It is CHILDISH nonsense to say that a British Government rules Britain - IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH BRITISH GOVERNMENT OR THE BRITISH PEOPLE. The government of the world is the FINANCIAL GOVERNMENT! THE POWER OF MONEY, AND OF MONEY ALONE!

>refugees should claim asylum in the first safe country they come to
we literally added that to the EU with the Dublin regulation but the EU ignored it

HBz man
the lads care

just finished my fucking essay, wrote 1500 words in about 2 hours on a subject I knew nothing about
feels fucking great desu

all me

gf sent me this, thoughts?

>gfs
I think a lot of people like about having them here.
Then again I do know a lot of nerdy people with gfs

>jobs
dunno about the UK but living on jobseekers allowance is a miserable existence so most people try to work

boiling the water together with the tea is the superior way to do it

I'm not gonna go putting teabags in my kettle though, am I
think it through

>boiling the water together with the tea

i put my teabags in the kettle

how to beat sjws in a debate

trump is a caricature of everything foul about america- he is a vain, image driven capitalist who has consistently lied about himself in order to appear grander. honestly hiliary sucks but trump is AWFUL. he hasn't even laid anything halfway sound as policy other than buckwild populism (building a wall and getting mexico to pay for it???? heaps of respect to law enforcement officials in murka which is really a nice way of saying fuck you niggers. that said blm defs has its issues but w/e)

he will be outmaneuvered on the world stage by putin at this fairly terse time and lacks anything in the way of substantial economic or international relations policy

it was funny as fuck at first because of how insane he was but its just gone too far

you're electing a reality TV host

grim

use logic, reason and facts

>labor
>organized
FOY

oops meant to google this

text me back you fucking idiot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

just started reading a long winded post but decided it wasn't worth it

use "spicy internet in-jokes" instead of arguments

is it a girl

thick

take a guess
(yes)

not an electric kettle obviously, i boil it on over the stove

didn't know abbos had internet

call them cucks and post anime pictures of course

Mosley was a fascist, socialist, and wanted a European superstate. Fuck off Rasheed

how long were you going out

doing a jig

britain cut you out like a boil, rotting flesh better done away with

I want my country back.

doing a grindr

can't believe he actually replied hahaha

>use logic, reason and facts

>Australians think they're brits
lol

few weeks
might be time to look at some new options

i figured Pakipoo was here

doing a poo

the Irish act a lot like the stalinist Mexibro

jigging a do

Another poor victim of the islamophobic West

why even bother debating them? its much more fun just winding them up watching how childishly mad they get

mmm yeah thats why we have a higher HDI than the UK :)

thestudentroom is surprisingly redpilled about Enoch Powell

Fuming that I won't get any upskirt glimpses anymore

if it's so great, then why do so many irishmen like to pretend it's a shit hole?

he was just a racist

YES im a girl and YES i hate globalists

get over it

Is that still full of pakis who brigade anyone who speaks the truth?

a person deemed too racist in 1968 lol!

Did you know his best mate was an indian

mixed bag

he wasn't though

>hated coloured people
>wanted to deport immigrants

>londoners will defend this

that's not inherently racist

it's just natural to want to defend your own tribe

whats this wisdom teeth rubbish all about?
why do people get them removed?
i dont know anyone whos ahd them removed to my knowledge and ive been asking around a bit

okay lad

not enough room in your mouth for them to grow through
infections

>hated coloured people

You're a mongo

strawpoll.me/11257891

strawpoll.me/11257891

strawpoll.me/11257891

Cannot stand being around arab women 2bh lads, they're always the loudest, stupidest and most boisterous people in the room at all times.

I think I'm starting to understand why Islam is so popular in the middle east.

They get stuck under your back teeth and start growing out wonky

but those toilets are actually better for you

Blimey it's like anutha London jeremiah

he said that they'd come here and ruin the country
whether or not i agree with him he did hate brown people

MIDI is an absolute ballache to work with, let me tell you now lads.

mine started coming in but they've all but fallen apart now. I get worried whenever another piece chips off but they always get worn smooth again in a couple days so I haven't bothered going dentist yet

some people have small mouths so they can't fit all the teeth in them

how do you know they're arab?

horses is an absolute ballache to work with, let me tell you now lads.

Powell was an old school empire apologist and doesn't really fit our notions of the political groupings we have today. When decolonisation set in his views were not predictable at all along the left-right wing model of politics.

He said if too many people of a different culture came here at once they'd ruin the country

It'd be the same for eastern europeans or any other inhabitant of a poor country, skin colour had nothing to do with it

They'll always mention it so you know they're not from a lower caste.

know of a guy who didn't know how to properly ride a horse and had to be hospitalised because of damage to his bollocks

lucky bastard

Mate, Powell INVITED brown people here in the first place, he understood the desperate need of bringing in high skilled immigrant labour from foreign and often nonwhite countries, he helped start the immigration from the Indian subcontinent

His position changed by the 1960s when the government was no longer bringing in controlled high skilled labour but low skilled labour- in large, large numbers, and it was changing communities and making the lives of natural working class British citizens that much worse. Enoch was a man of the people and honestly the finest Prime Minister we never had

looking for some help to know wether im going to masturbate or not

yes or no to this post

yes for masturbate

no for don't masturbate

No

the significant other isn't letting me wank tonight, but he's going to be out for the night so im gonna do it anyways!

no

Well, /brit/? Are you food or are you sex?

>anyways

Why can't you post anything that isn't just a copy of Cred Forums?

looks like total shit
and it doesn't help that a film about the fucking celts is full of nigs

mum found my coke stash all gone ;_;

All gone, all gone

>coke
Enjoy your brain damage, mong.

someone's post in this thread was exceptional, just marvelous, i commend you

thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=NKwjQbzsJSM

it's all gone

it was mine wasn't it?

Umm sweeties he was talking about mine thank youuuu x

>coke
enjoy your diabetes

i thought it was impossible to get drugs in oz

it was both of yours, everyone here makes such fantastic posts!

Bet you'd let anyone in your boi pucci you little queen.

have had macaroni cheese on toast for lunch for the past 2 weeks
beginning to get sick of it

>MDMA
Enjoy your brain damage, mong.

Need a ralph lauren black tshir t

highly doubt that sugar puffs x

C-can the police trace your DNA back from sperm?

I don't want to go back to prison lads

nah it's easy m8. when you know where to look

>TBI
Enjoy your brain damage, mong.

wanna fuck some boi poochy

Legend

>homosexuality
Enjoy your brain damage, mong.

Howling

>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic plumber

>@ruudboy

oh not that white knight cuck twat wanker cunt

Love the videos of guys that do that in public. Don't get a sexual thrill out of watching it, just watch it out of pure fascination that a guy can get away with wanking in public.

Don't know how the girls are so unaware or someone that close to them

Imagine having a dick small enough to get away with this

women don't seem to have the same peripheral vision as men

HAHAAHHA what do you reckon ironstine

the real question is if your dna is on record or w/e

It could have been a 10 inch monster
I'd say that stupid bitch must be blind

Really like this Icelandic poster.

Be he's cute.

Cat's doin a bit of a sit haha

it's easy to get away with wanking in public if you just pretend to be spastic

me on the right

Trabby get off /brit/ it's time for dinner xx

WAHEY! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!

*jumps into your pocket*
:3

Easy for you to say as you've got the advantage of not needing to pretend

haha u r cutie

oi oi oi

I see you're professional at this.

>65088187
a little too obvious response, honey x

you look like a paki

Oi jordan reply to me on facebook haha

EDIT: ed you seem to have opened my snapchat and not sent one back???

It's called a shadow honey xoxo

Look very rasheedesque desu

howling
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474158801856.webm

but your crazy customs officials

youtube.com/watch?v=_qU2MXeAz1E

Doing a chillax

luca you here mate?

knobhead

>What the actual fucking fuck? Seriously, fuck that cunt so hard up the arse with a big sword.

...

Remind me lads, does Rosy live in Salisbury?

Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd
choon

bf sent me this what did he mean by this?

Alri lids

twitter.com/MY57R0/status/777503685844799488

the ABSOLUTE madman

i don't "get" massages
how am i supposed to relax when some stranger is groping me all over? is it supposed to feel nice? i am convinced it's for the so-called normies

Used to be Shrewsbury but according to twitter she moved away to get away from /brit/

thank fuck him and dilla are dead

great innovators but sick of that sound desu

wanna make a cuppa tea but mam and her friend are in the kitchen

alri

enjoying a nice stack of crisps

*gropes you all over*
*it only takes a couple minutes because you're such a manlet*

crawl in stealthily so they don't notice you

that guy russian is here

Learning Icelandic gives your tongue a real work out. You're constantly making lots of rolling rs, multiple variants of the "th" sound, and this funny noise you make with the sides of your tongue e.g. the "hjá" in hjálpa.
Also it gives your brain a thorough testing as you memorise what sounds all these new vowels with accents make, and as you memorise the various forms and conjugations of each word depending on gender, number, tense, person and voice, for a significant number of which there is pure irregularity with no patterns.
If you want a language that's a real test, but an enjoyable one, I'd highly recommend it.

someone is losing their job

>stack of crisps
u fucking wot m8

Look who finally left their room!
hahahaha
hey, user, do you remember me? your mum and and i used to study together when you were just wee little!

going to download the entire adam and the ants discography

u lick me?

hmm

he's lost the fucking plot

have a bit of a problem pronouncing english words, since they are so soft and flow into eachother.
much prefer the harder icelandic tongue

...

youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg

Really miss how carefree the mid 2000's were lads.

>"aha look who finally left his cave"
>"You're like a vampire, only coming out at night"
*laughs to be polite and then slinks back to room*

Isn't /r/ukpolitics supposed to be the right wing British subreddit?

>Article about how V4 countries are complaining that Britain is taking away their "right" to live and work in the UK
>Say "No one has a right to live and work in the UK unless they were born here
>47 downvotes

How can you even disagree with this statement? Where is my "right" to go and live and work in Australia or America?

Huh never knew Icelandic was a language assumed they just spoke norwegian

STOP MAKING EARLY EDITIONS YOU USELESS CUNT

Predictions:

>Jeremy Corbyn wins the Labour leadership contest in 2016
>Spring 2017- Article 50 triggered
>Summer 2019- Britain officially leaves the EU, a hard Brexit. Tough times for the economy, will recover throughout the 2020s
>Conservatives win a majority in 2020, Labour party splits, Blairites form their own party. David Miliband leads the new centre-left party
>2023- Jeremy Corbyn resigns, John McDonnell becomes leader
>By 2025, the Tories have lost popularity but Diane James has made UKIP a very respectable party and made gains from Labour in by-elections. Tory-UKIP coalition in 2025. The Labour party and New Labour party finally regain seats in Scotland as SNP devotion falls and dreams of independence die
>2026- Libdems are defunct, gains from the Blairite party have taken all of their remaining seats.
>2030- New Labour party government, Old Labour party now a fringe party. UK biggest parties are now the Tories, New Labour, and UKIP

...

we're on page one get FUCKED

not too sure about the ukip stuff

That's racist user downvoted

now go and think about what a big meanie poo poo head you are :^(

Very familiar with that feel

When did polish become a race?

Yeah I realised It must have been Shrewsbury after asking that question, thanks

tbf when did Islam become a race

There is no logic with Reddit drones