/éire/

gettin up VERY early in the mornin father?

Alri lads

>the sound when she cups her milky tiddies

youtube.com/watch?v=4uOX_hbkAMc

H'are the boys? Another successful day.

MILK
I
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Do we let the American(tm) version die to make our own, or salvage it?

she'd get it

fuck off

two pints
two pints
two pints of milk
here ya go

yeah we've all seen the episode micked

who is this micked fella
my names pat mustard

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what's the Solar industry like in Ireland?

probably shit

youtube.com/watch?v=jG9BgjnpGGY funny

lads when is trumpism gonna reach ireland?

>gta radio talk shows

brings me back

Jeisas! How's this mega milk?

When he's elected and comes fer a visit hopefully

>can already picture the mass protests in Dublin when Trump makes his first presidential visit here

lefties ruined this country

well there hasn't been much in the way of opposition to them

yeah they think they can get away with anything

strongest guy in my class is an absolute sperg
is this the power of /fit/

Would absolutely batter any Irish-Americans in this thread

same

kek

youtu.be/_uOc5YOQSlY?t=6m29s
good show desu
we need real radio shows like that

>so what if he wants to spend time at home with his guild and pleasure elves and sheeeit

>bring the doggo on a nice evening walk
>come back just in time for a trump rally

COMFY
O
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F
Y

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thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=P3gx7CSXEzo

/where are de lads/?

rate

Will Mayo finally do it Lads?

how'd you bois get on for college today

>college

fingered 3 shifted 12

Reported

for what purpose lad?

Yes

It's still happening

How do ye do it?
Like what the fuck do you say to a random stranger you've never talked to before?
I can't do it, I get far too intimidated around Fine Women, and to everyone in this country socialising is second nature.
It's shite.

in 3rd year now
really have no interest in my course haha

he's have a yoke la, probably sat alone in the toilets for the breaks like the rest of us

just drop it, who're you trying to impress

I cant just drop it im €9000 in and I'd have nothing else to do

well you fucked up

what is it anyway?

>probably sat alone in the toilets for the breaks like the rest of us
who the fuck does this

>course consists of single mothers, foreigners and oul fellas
literally what else is there to do

in the fucking toilets? thats manky

>fell for the computer science meme

>not going out for lunch like a mad lad

Sad!

toilets are quite clean, not secondary school tier
not bad at all bar some of the lads you hear shitting next to you

>right as apple is about to pull out
you going abroad?

breaks are only 10 minutes and there's a shite overpriced canteen everyone goes to
guess most people know each other, but it's not in my area

sit alone like a real man

honestly this is best when everyones a cunt
i did it for a full year, better than forcing myself to be near twats
sit with some sound lads now though

tried putting the the oul stern disinterested face but I probably just look like an autist
reckon I have the features for it though

its such a sad, sad thing to do
why not sit alone and go on the awl chans on your mobile

>breaks are only 10 minutes and there's a shite overpriced canteen everyone goes to

just sit alone and whip out the aul phone
>he doesn't shitpost on /éire/ during his break

>tried putting the the oul stern disinterested face but I probably just look like an autist
careful now, i know a fella who does this and he looks completely autistic
he has a fedora in his vocal chords

no free internet on phone, got the free calls and texts
might switch it though honestly since I've fuck all to do

don't think I LOOK like an autist but you'd never know yourself I suppose

>no free internet on phone, got the free calls and texts

join 3 you fucking mong
>unlimited data for a month by topping up by 20 quid
it's pretty quality

i dont think i look like a spaz cos i piss people off but i dont ever get called a weirdo
youre right though ya never know
if its just ten minutes just sit around for 10 minutes or walk maybe

Just got that deal a few weeks back, fucking shweet it is.
Made me actually able to start catching Pokemon up the Backroads.

ive got unlimited data and calls but after 2 gbs the speed goes from 4g to 128 kbps
its decent i guess

Bhuail mé le Alan Ó Ceallaigh sa Dunnes inné.
Mar leantóir, d’inis mé dó go raibh sé deas cúl chun é a bhualadh leis go pearsanta, ach nior raibh mé a bheith i mo bhobarún ‘s cuir ólc air ‘s iarr air do ghrianghraif nó aon rud.
Dúirt sé ‘Óó, conas atá tú ag déanamh anois?” Bhí iontas orm, an t-aon focal a d'fhéadfainn rá, bhí sé "Huth?".
Chuaigh sé romham – “Huth? Huth? Huth?” a dhúirt sé, agus ag bualadh bos os m’aghaidh.
Maslaithe ‘s trína chéile, shiúil mé i leataobh ‘s lean mé ar aghaidh lem chuid siopadóireacht. Agus, chuala mé é, ag éagaoineadh.
Tháinig mé go tosach an tsiopa chun mo rudaí a íoc nuair a chonaic mé Kelly a bheith ag iarraidh a siúl amach as na dhoirse, le like leathdhosaen dhá lítear buidéil uiscí ina bhaclainn aige gan a íoc.
Bhí an cailín, ag an chuntar, go deas faoi ‘s proifisiúnta, bhí sí like ag rá ‘Fear, tá ort na rudaí a íoc’. Ar an gcéad amharc, níl ann ach sé ag cur i gcéill nár chula sé í, ach i bhfad na haimsire, chas sé timpeall ‘s shiúil sé chuig an cuntar, go drogallach.
B’iontach an radharc é.

dunno what im going to do.

living my dream lads

whataboutchye heres yer fish pie finnbar

taeyaetetootaeteetoo bless these emerald isles tis a miracle by saint pat it is

Shane

travellers knocked on my door selling magazines lads

they're CLOSE

around knacks never relax

BOGGERS

dnot know what you're on about desu fám

why are brits so manky

they need to be genocided

>he went to uni
>he didn't talk to somebody
Wat
Just ask the craic ya melter

they're the only real irish left
the rest of you are anglo rapebabies

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F

nothing wrong with diversifying the gene pool

rather be an anglo rapebabby than a muslim rapebabby TBQH

End yourself

> t. micky o'toole galway bare knuckle boxing champ 2016

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howd ya guess

its actually true when it comes to with other white people

On a small scale aye

this, nothing with MICKing some english wombs now and again

alri lads time to get serious

whats the best way for someone to learn the irish language when you haven't a clue besides the meme phrases you learnt in school?

nualeargais.ie (Grammar)
+
duolingo (basic foundation)
+
memrise (vocab)
+
focloir.ie (online dictionary with pronuncation, conjugations, and phrases)

Chat here every so often when Irish is been used.

Practise for at least 15 minutes every day.

You'll have pretty decent Irish within a month if you're dedicated. But you'll probably need someone to speak Irish to everyday in person. Are you in college?

Also forgot to add

Watch some tg4 and get your ears used to hearing the language when spoken normally. Not your standard "Tá eh eh mé ehhh ina? no wait i mo..."

Potafocal.com is also good for looking up phrases.

>all these links

cheers lad, this is phenomenal. you're a star ;D

>Are you in college?

afraid not. dropped out late last year so didn't have time to re-apply for a new course. should be going back next september

cad an fuck are you doing for the rest of the year

Ah, no worries.
I was going to say, if you were in college, you could've given the Irish society a go.
Do you live near any Irish centres?

>What other advice can I give ya

Try listening to some songs in Irish with a lyric sheet out. You can learn some good vocab by doing that.
I know rubberbandits have subtitles in English and Irish on this.
youtube.com/watch?v=BNFfDirBE6w

so far since getting a job in Dublin, I've been staying in airbnbs and have zero social life, this is fucking shite, I don't even have a laptop I come home from work and spend about 6 or 7 hours fucking about on my phone then go to bed this is suffering

got a part time job through a friend lad

was also planning on using the free time to do shite like learn irish and get through my masso book backlog

delete this

very comfy la', might drop out meself after a month since I missed out on the Irish course I wanted to do

what are you reading?
picked up a few books in town on saturday so I've got about 6 waiting for me

how much does it cost to stay in airBnBs?

>Do you live near any Irish centres?

I live near dublin so im sure there must be a few. cheers for all this advice laddy. you're a top bloke ;D

Next time you're in try to talk to people, before everyone forms their own cliques

I'm paying 150~180 a week depending on availability

It's crap but I don't know where I'm going to be based LK g term yet so I can't find a proper place

I've a couple of mates moving down soon please god it suits us to get a place together I'm lonely as fuck down here

why would you do an irish course? I understand wanting to speak it but an irish degree is useless

>Dublin

Around Clondakin by any chance?

sounds rough lad
hope the job is atleast paying well

No it's an apprenticeship I'm fuckin skint

currently digging into Emperor: The Gates of Rome after me granddad recommended it too me. also reading Economics in One Lesson which is pretty mind opening stuff

i also downloaded the Cred Forums book collection a month ago and the amount of quality works in it is absurd. so i'll be cracking into that soon

afraid not laddy. more north county

electricians? My mate got an electricians during the summer and hes leaving the house at 5am and home at 7pm every day

Aye, its 9 to 5 the work is actually great it's just the other stuff

Hope it gets better soon because this is depressing the fuck out of me

Ah sure, if you're not too far from town you can check out Club Chonradh na Gaeilge on Harcourt st. or the Sinn Féin café/bookshop.

Both are Irish speaking places. The Club is a pub, and it's pretty good craic on a Saturday.

>tfw paying 190 a month in Limerick.

seriously fuck dublin.

inb4 'you live in Limerick though'

answered your own question there fám, not doing it for a degree anyway and just keeping myself occupied for the time being

if you're into Historical Fiction I'd rec Simon Scarrow and Colleen McCullough's books, both on Late Republican Rome
McCullough has some parts in her books that get the oul willy stiff, like when she talks about Sulla getting it on with his Auntie and benefactor as a young boy

>implying that's not a valid comment

Is there any way you can do this after the cliques form? Third year student who fucked up here with no friends or contacts.

Just protecting myself from some obvious banter.

Limerick aint all that bad either.

There really needs to be another city that gets more investment to balance Dublin out
Hopefully cork gets more investment in the future

Pikey detected

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Talk to one of the members when the cliques not about

I fucked up the first post by throwing in a you that didn't make sense, so I deleted the post.

won't make any friends with that autism, didn't even notice the you

Maybe they could invest West of the Shannon

It's a barren wasteland filled with young people either in the army or trying to scrape up money to emigrate or trying to get a job in dublin

Is it okay to just go up to someone like that and talk to them?
Thanks man, the reply to the other user probably just shows more autism.

Really hope you're just gimmicking as being this aspie

>you will never experience riding downtown on a horse bareback, linden village on hand, chilling with your boys.

I kind of feel bad for you.

Where is he???

Aye course, just start a conversation when yous are both near each other, like waiting outside a classroom or out having a smoke
If yous get on well then you can basically just join the group
Don't cling to them like a fly to shite though, keep it casual till you know yous get along
Leave the lad be

Sadly not. I've lost pretty much the few social skills I had since I left secondary school.

How do I know not to cling to them too much?

lads i need some advice
is there ANY POINT in pursuing a long term relationship if i plan on leaving the country in a couple years

Fuck, best of luck lad

Yes, but you're hopeless with women judging by your autism

im just afraid of commitment
like how can i commit to a girl i plan on leaving forevef

>start a convo during a smoke or outside a room etc
>when the smoke is over or you go into the class, the convo is over, he goes back to the group and you do your own thing
>then chat again when ye get the chance
If ye see him sitting on his own after yous have been chatting, like how sometimes ye get get seperated from the group, don't be feared to sit beside him and just chat shite

youtu.be/MZw4E5kuBDY?t=31s

Okay then. Other than aspie shit the other thing that holds me back is the fear of rejection, I'll have to work on that too. Thanks user.

Well nobody will tell ya to fuck off

And likelihood is if you get on with them well enough to actually want to be their friend they will think the same

Honestly lad every Micky, John and Joe gets rejected in one way or another, some people just don't click and there's nothing wrong with that
Don't place your self worth on when your rejected or how many mates you've got.
And sure what have ye got lose?
Can't be afraid of something that can't hurt ye

>Well nobody will tell ya to fuck off
They could though, I'm probably seen as the resident aspie. Someone might be okay with me approaching them though.
>And sure what have ye got lose?
>Can't be afraid of something that can't hurt ye
Thanks anons.

cant imagine what being socially awkward is like

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Anybody who told you to fuck off for speaking to them is an utter cunt and not worth any time spent thinking about them

>resident aspie
We had a resident aspie when I went to college to get A level equivalent stuff
Everyone loved, still consider him one of my best mates, and drink with him on the regular
Don't try and hide your awkwardness, make jokes about it and people will look past it
You can have confidence even in your lack of confidence

this
the people awkward people are afraid of encountering arent worth anyones time

Thanks anons. Sorry for turning /éire/ into my shitty blogposting, I should've taken that to /adv/. I never thought there would be worse in /éire/ than the stale pastas and your man posts.

Wise up lad we all need advice from time to time and when you can do it anonymously with people from the same culture then why not
Sure i was blogposting last night too

Don't think so much, don't give a fuck and you'll be grand

Should I do comp sci lads

Is the whole Apple leaving over hyped? Where will they move?

Trying Bailey's for the first time lads after scavenging the cupboards for something to drink.

My god this shit is fucking delicious.

bawnogue master race reporting in

Trying Bailey's for the first time lads after scavenging the cupboards for something to drink.

My god this shit is delicious.

t. Female

>his mam didnt give him baileys when he was a child

If that's what you actually want to do go for it. I don't think apple leaving would effect you that much. I might be wrong on this, but didn't they only really have customer support here, you might not have gotten a job there anyway. It could be a problem though if a bunch of other companies pull out who don't just come here for tax and set up customer support, and if they're aren't any indigenous companies setting up here.

Feel like this could be a samefag

No, just whiskey and heroin.

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might join the gym and get joocu since I know nobody about here and have nothing better to do

Might aswell

jaysus...

>got into another debate with my ma over gays raising kids

when will i learn lmao

>discussing politics with women
When will you learn

>repeating second year
>the few people I know are in third year and barely talk to me anyways
>complete failure and think about suicide daily

See
Then see