/balt/ + /ausnz/

BFFs with canada edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=CfS0Trr8uQk
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youtube.com/watch?v=uL7G4BGvlPk
notoriousgsc.deviantart.com/
tvnet.lv/zinas/latvija/626213-kucinskis_slepeni_uzdevis_garantet_beglu_particibu
youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlagbg9qkM
youtube.com/watch?v=CUqBuD58cuY
youtube.com/watch?v=wF0jpGc_cko
youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
youtu.be/QxK41jLZ8yA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_pornography
youtube.com/watch?v=52Y-MrWAfBM
youtube.com/watch?v=gBv-ibFfYkU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>no culture get

feels sad man

wew

cyber bullying is not nce

thanks

i am who i am

posting a very correct image

>flex my calf
>1 minute long cramp
wtf

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life is hard enough when you belong here

the king

you need to drink more water and also buy some magnesium

i drink a lot of water and have had magnesium problems for multiple years

then like I said buy some magnesium

fukk u bi8ch

youtube.com/watch?v=CfS0Trr8uQk

pretty nice movie, cheered me up

...

fuck off you faggot I hope you will get cramps while taking a dump you filthy bastard

>barbershop closed
>dentist sick
perks of living in a small city xD

Don't understand what they are saying but still understand what is happening since it was quite same here in 90s. Cool video thanks

Literally starving and eating a carrot, lads.

50 stars
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

its the birth of our national guards

from random lads with shit equipment to an actual army unit

icon
gita_es
Pirms 2 stundām un 20 minūtēm

Drīz jau Krievijā būs tā jaunā balsošanas sistēma, ka pietiks ar galvu pie TV sēžot pamāt.

fuuug kārtīgi var pasmiet

>field too long
wow thanks

>falling for gym meme
Everything can be done at home

dont have weights and all the other equipment in my 2 room commieblock apartment

Latvian purebloods.

russian pureblood

>sminem
Is that russian eminem or what?

>Valuing strength over stamina

/cosy/

comfy

hey guys how are you doing?

>built by EU money
>using shitty imitation clay bricks

How was the voting yesterday Latvia?

75% of the russians voted for putin
are you retarded?

Why are there so many chink tourists?

riga is full of them

help

last time I was there it was a construction site

They're surveying for colonies.

DON'T trust them.

so

its rebuily just like it was in the 17th century

hey australia, can you teach me how to banter properly?

...

I feel nothing.
My boss hasn't paid me for weeks but I can't be bothered to complain just yet, I don't even care about the money. Work just gives me something to do.

>being too shy to go to a gym
i value looks over strength too
i dont go to the gym to bench more but to look and therefor feel good

Sure.

wew stay strong australia

so whats the first lesson? Or give me some good examples for top bantz

what's your work?

>shy
s-Shut up

stop watching anime and socialise.
cardio and calisthenics are for women

"Event catering"

i hate that shit. i get it in my thighs as well.

>stop watching anime

This will never happen also socializing is boring

is it a vodka carrot?

anime is boring

>t. Mikoto
Really makes you think

this real life hobbit looks estonian.

can you teach me how to banter now?

theres a hill in latvia?

are u telling me this looks boring and not fun?

Yes

same

i work as a caterer/ waiter for a conference centre. i long for the sweet embrace of the grave.

Is that?

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im a different aussie. and sorry i dont know how to banter. i am defective and lack the nuance required.

a lot of hills

no mountains

i want that lithuanian who always posts "first for /balt/" in de nederdraad to pay really close attention for when i make the new thread

you will see why

Instant HIV's

Does any 1 of you know how to banter and would be willing to teach it?

ask /shit/ oops I mean /brit/

im not even really sure what banter is. its something that just happens. one place with a lot of banter is /brit/. you could try asking there but be warned, there are arseholes in there.

you have to be baltic

uh thanks buddy

ok i will

i wont cause i dont even care lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalala

>tfw find out I'm 1/4 Aussie
>tell my Latvian gf
>she leaves me

hmmmm i wonder why Latvians keep dumping aussies

Fuck off

you deserve no less.

Russian pussy

disgusting

she has such dark rings around her eyes.

>can give myself a very painful cramp whenever I want
noice

Guys, would it be wrong to have a half-slav half-lithuanian gf? Asking for a friend

that's a boy

ask again

with great power comes great responsibility
it would be

Don't see why it would.

>ive been drinking so much coffe that im getting ground bacteria in my teeth

what the fuck, i brush them twice a day

pls help

>t. guy who never worked out in his entire life

evening theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAZyjARWKzM

yes, pribalt, wash away your heritage

depends on the personalitits

what about 1/8 Kyrguz 1/8 ukranian 1/16 jewish 1/8 finno-ugric gf?
that's me ^^

>i value looks over strength too
I could crush you with my bare hands

taking cock up your ass doesnt make you a girl, pidor

aren't lithuanians already half-slav?

wow rude

hmmmm no that would be Latvia to be honest

you mean the double-digit IQ one?
what a shame

Poland minor, please

>about 40% of his country literally consists of foreigners
kek

leg still hurts
hope it fixes itself for tomorrow

>y-you h-have a slavshit m-minority
>hehe t-thatll show him

this is why everyone hates myanmar

i think something is wrong with me
ocassionaly when my heart beats i feel like electricity runs through me with each pulse
it happens usually towards the end of the day, when i'm more tired
it is more severe when i run, then it happens literally every single time my heart beats
am i going to die?

This fucking guy..

tvnet.lv/zinas/latvija/626020-martina_cels_no_lauku_puisa_lidz_iespejamam_dzihadistam_sirija/comments

youtube.com/watch?v=uL7G4BGvlPk

notoriousgsc.deviantart.com/

>implying anybody likes Scatvia

cancer
i hope he is dead

>s-scatvia!!!!

nice argument big boy

when i grow up i want to be just like you, gosh youre so cool

you didn't present a single argument faggot
so you have no right to say this to me
big boi

because arguing with a lithuanian is exactly just like talking to a pile of shit

excuses, excuses
pfffff fucking stupid faggot
gives shit for the others while he doesn't do what he says himself

Saw DP election ad today. Holy fuck.
>muh refugees
As if they want to come here.

She has that round slav face. And drinks vodka
Because muh-heritage
Pretty good so far

Who /Tvarka ir Teisingumas/ here?

I mean my friends muh-heritage

you disgust me

he is alive, look at the date on the tvnet article.

you're retarded, m8
do your country's heritage a favor and just stick to your hand

Who /kyšininkai/ here?

Hello, friends,

Vismaz kaut kā atriebjas normijem.

Noted, Ivan
If I am retarded, why do they let me operate people?

>Someone from chan is allowed to operate people

We are doomed

>h-hey guys is it okay to fuck a russian?
>no
>okay ivan XDDD

why are lithuanians so retarded

>92 year old ex legionnaire finished a 42km marathon in 8 hours

what a fucking beast

Gaidu, gaidu, ko es gaidu?
Gaidu Krieva atnākam;
Atnāks Krievs šai zemê,
Būs man miežu arajiņš.

wew krievi bija mums vergi

>Northern wars

Krieviņš mina Leišu meitu
Sarkanàm biksitèm.
Krieviņš saka: gana, gana!
Meitiņ' saka: vēl gribàs!

That's about 5km/h, which is average walking speed. But walking for straight 8 hours is something not everyone can do, especially at that age...

Man māmiņa piesacija,
Krieviņam pist nedot.
Ai, māmiņa, kà nedošu,
Krievam balta pipelite.

Latvians were lewd people.

I'll post uncensored pic of his face soon

nah average walking speed would probably be more like 3-4km/h
t. walking expert

>Although walking speeds can vary greatly depending on many factors such as height, weight, age, terrain, surface, load, culture, effort, and fitness, the average human walking speed is about 5.0 kilometres per hour (km/h), or about 3.1 miles per hour (mph). Specific studies have found pedestrian walking speeds ranging from 4.51 kilometres per hour (2.80 mph) to 4.75 kilometres per hour (2.95 mph) for older individuals and from 5.32 kilometres per hour (3.31 mph) to 5.43 kilometres per hour (3.37 mph) for younger individuals;[2][3] a brisk walking speed can be around 6.5 kilometres per hour (4.0 mph).

Sourced from Wikipedia with references.

hmmm interesting
I'm quite a fast walker myself
I walk faster than most of the people but I only walk 3,5km in about 40min, but now that I think about it it might be because of traffic lights and zebra crossing where you need to stop and wait a bit to cross the road

haha hello thread

kur aš einu moksliukai ?

You can check your walking speed on a treadmill in a gym, mine was about 6km/h.

t. fatso

I have seen it, I was on the same forums(no, not the islamic ones) he was for some time, I had the greatest and weirdest kek when I heard about this the first time.

eh fuck it I hate walking with no reason behind it
and I absolutely hate running

>tfw i actually made fun of him once IRL to his face and he didnt reply

he was in running in a 30 year olds jog speed

but still, 92 year old and 42km

damn

*tips cap*

watching fiļm

chattin up some womens

I strongly suspect that all Latvians here are angry permavirgins.

watching fiļm and eating rolton

You are not alone

Do any of you know what happened to that american who used to hang out here?

he probably got shot

you mean TA?
he stopped coming here about a year and a half ago
traitorbro probably still has his contacts, though

godfather 3 wasn't so bad after all lads

dead, i hope

a friend said that they just talk too daudz in the movie

tvnet.lv/zinas/latvija/626213-kucinskis_slepeni_uzdevis_garantet_beglu_particibu
our cuckservatives don't like refugees leaving for other countries

latvia sux, go Lithuania!

zzs are fucking retards

"we wont be making a joint list with NA regarding the parliment elections in Riga because it would create a Latvian vs Russian vote"

i fucking hate Brigmanis

Thinking refugees will stay in any ex communist country, europe bureaucrats are stupid.

they literally want to provide them with free housing

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlagbg9qkM
is this true? is belarus the real true lithuania?

yes

kek ukraine migrant workers thought they will get paid 8euro/h for harvesting berries because we are in Eu.

did they really just pull a WE WUZ LITHUANIANS and claim Mindaugas was belorussian?

Yes. All those dukes with their traditional slavic names, like Vitout, Mindouh, Hiedimyn, and so on, were actually ruthenian!

i liked the part when Vilnius is suddenly founded by belorussians and is a belorussian city

Yup, belarussians are pathetic, instead of being proud of their own identity they try to steal our own.

Belarus got cucked by Lithuania and now they think theyre the real ones fr some bizzare reason.

Without us, belaruse would be even more irrelevant in tides of history.

pretty crazy
claiming an ancient polish city for themselves like that

Nah. Poland would've taken them after the mongols reckd themselves and left a power vacuum. They'd just be poles now.

Your mother makes 8€/hr doing a sex with me

yeah poles should get butthurt about it

You mean the "real poles".

I already see a slightly tilted white eagle on The Real Poland's™ heladry.

>WE WERE POLISH AND SHIT< I LOVE LITHUANIA NOW

Tbh if my country had been cucked by a balding Mario lookalike for the past 26 years, I'd be having identity issues as well.

we should
like
totally tell them about this
they're gonna freak

WTF I love Belarus now

B

Belaruse and Poland fighting for Vilnius, they eventually start hating each other. 2 birds with 1 stone.

Great thinkind lad.

we'll just take lyda, gardinas and baltstogė when they're not paying attention
it's a flawless plan, really

did someone mention invasion of other countries?

>other countries
Nonsense. Belarus is Lithuania, therefor it's the same country.

Vilnius here
Fuck you too

awww i got exited and ready to help

>wilnius here

So, are you a pole or a belaruskie?

>Average Kowno residents

down there that's one and the same

me on the right

>there was a latvian lad who thought that kučinskis was the second coming of hitler
loling so hard right now

How Latvians insult each other
>youre a russian
>no youre a russian
How Lithuanians insult each other
>youre a polish city
>no youre a polish city

xd

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>>youre a russian
>>no youre a russian
only autistic Cred Forumschildren do this

>healthy, fit, cleanly groomed fellows that will create good exemplary families with lots of children to pave the bright future for Lietuva
>m-monsters from kowno

not really

>healthy, fit, cleanly groomed fellows that will create good exemplary families with lots of children to pave the bright future for Lietuva

kaunas is truly the hero lithuania needs, but doesn't deserve

r*ssian spotted

>viļna and kauņa calling each other polish
>meanwhile šauļi enjoys being the best city in lithuania

i am deeply sorry for the rape of your grandmother, my lad

you can rectify this mistake by killing everyone related to you by slavic blood and then yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=CUqBuD58cuY
>They actually voted for one of them

fuck off slavshit

>photo of gopnik from russia
>kaunas

Nice try Paweł

ŠEULE ŠEULE ŠEULE
ĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖĖ

>Kowno
Really makes you think

Kowno rhymes with gowno

I hate the demographic situation in the baltics, but I'm afraid I'll merely contribute to it despite my disdain for it

what is your posting of exemplary Lithuanian citizens supposed to prove

Wilno rhymes with gowno

>Butthurt Gowno residents
lmao

and gowno is what litwini jedzo

Your'e all welcome.

no degenerates here, pal
except for Wilno lmoa

And Melbourne for some reason

sralt kurwa

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Marijėėėmpolė is the best tho

Should have made a country with a population of more than 2 millions then maybe you would be able to afford more than 0 tanks and 0 proper aircraft retards. Then NATO wouldn't have to patrol you airspace and maybe you would have a chance to defend yourself against Russia without crying for someone's help like you can't take care of your country security by yourself.

>why yes, we are proud residents of Wilno

Really made me think

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>Lithuania: population more than 2 million
>Tanks: 0
>Fighter aircrafts: 0
my sides

well I walk alone at night in parks from time to time and I never been mugged or had any kind of problems at all

who are you state your ethnicity

LITWINAS

JEDZAS

GOWNAS

>Put's on adidas
>Get's drunk
>Beats up his wife
>Fucking degenerates

it would be easier if they werent surrounded by animals

>implying everyone are like this in Kaunas

better than getting beaten up by ur boyfriend
like most wilniečiai, heheh

>mfw Poland consistently one of the poorest countries in Europe

gente lituanus, natione polonus

Really really made me think

you need to go back

u2
>>>/azijos gelmės/

>Wilno art
kek
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

really makes you think

God, what a fucking shitheap.

Ahh yes Gowno.

>be Lithuanian in Wilno
>oh wait you are actually Polish
kek

>Wilno "police"

Hmm

>demotyvacija
fuck off kiddo

Will gowno ever recover?

...

we already have, tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=wF0jpGc_cko
>BBD
>This is Gowno mayor
Really makes you think

A-am I welcome here?

Only if you dislike Gowno yes.

Will Wilno ever recover?

yes, but no drawn animation please.

To add something to the lits bashing eachothers cities, I lived in Vilnius for a month and was suprised at the amount of russian i heard being spoken. Maybe I visited the wrong neighborhoods though. Still had a good time

Trakai>Kernavė>Kaunas=Vilnius

Trakai>Kernavė>Kaunas=Vilnius>Taurage>Šiauliai>Panevežys>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>Klaipėda(memel)

Maybe you mistook polish for russian? Altough i wouldn't be too surprised.

What even happens in Tauragė?

Nah I understand russian well enough. Think I did confuse lithuanian and polish sometimes tho.

UTENA
T
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N
A

exquisite post

spasiba

sup cunts

>WhatTheFUG(confused-drawn-SpurdoSparde).png

Vilnius is the only decent place in Lithuania

>become Utena district mayor
>build Utena anime girl statue
>resign
My plan desu

That is a fact.

youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

good night, Litva

if people only make thinking noises when they don't think and that the noise of not thinking has been associated with thinking it means that in the history of the world people have not thought a lot of thoughts.

thanks

really makes you think

weirdly enough i was thinking about this the other day and i thought many other thoughts.

for example. people often make a thinking face implying a thought being thought, but in actuality there is no thought, it's only the mark of a non-thought

/ded/

*resurrects thred*
pssh...nothin personnel

this is really terrifying
youtu.be/QxK41jLZ8yA

Fucking kek.

Really feel bad about his parents

Whats this about?
Some brony ISIS supporter?

Really not attracted to 3d women anymore.

thanks

thanks
t. hanks

>6 in the morning posts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust_pornography

Is this correct enough?

Playing russia in vicky and oppressing the baltic peoples

Sorry to the baltic peoples itt

Me on the right

Feel bad I could only give you a jellyfish t.bh

Could've posted that 1 hour ago, but I got lost in time.

Patrick is more America than spongebob and you know it

What are you doing still up?

r8 my bullying

Show me the culture

You don't need to know that information.

Very suspicious.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and your thoughts?

AAAÀAAAAHHHHHHH

...

Makes want to scream aloud.

Literally me in the morning.

>Lithuania = the chad normies
>Latvia = the autism crew
>Estonia = the nerds

...

>Britain = local mosque

Fucking Trudeau is such a political slut.

>Latvian
>White

Imagine big and strong Lithuanian senpai cucking his 3d waifu with you.

This desu

I love saggy breast

fuck off slavshit

Thanks. Love u too boiz.

Two not too

Hay guyz

Mind if I nestle my soft buttox upon this wonderful thread you all have?

Mm, smells fresh.

Like Febreeze.

Almost a nice place to take a SHART.

>latvian gf left me
what did i do wrong?

My suggestion is you shitpost and rage at every Latvian flag you see.

t. therapy pro

even Mikoto????

ESPECIALLY Mikoto.

t. therapy pro 2.0

I am awake now haha
thanks

t.hanks

April's fool's, it was me all along

t. me
ko to?

So had a dream where I was a rallyracer and won a championship. While holding my trophy the journalists asked who would I thank the most for my success and I just replied with

thanks

only balts who have a monument in the USA for one of their presidents may post ITT

>illegal soviet occupation

lmao you sluts were asking for it

try to spend less time here if u can

I am here during mornings and evening(that's when there is nothing to do) other than that I am not here and actually busy with stuff. Have nice day or so

thanks

t.hanks(don't steal my meme stupid aussies and kiwis)

can i have a bite of your meme though?

t.hanky

fugg

I was tricked, good April fools, I wasn't expecting it due to the fact it's not April.

I thought that Klaipėda is a good city

Of course my friend
*hands over meme*

Are there any weird idiosyncrasies that Lithuanians do?

>bad mood
>make fun of someone
>instantly feel better
wow wtf I love myself now

Posting

thanks

Hey balts, got any music like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=52Y-MrWAfBM

Please post them to me, want to listen during work

thanks

t.hanks

no
youtube.com/watch?v=gBv-ibFfYkU

of course not, we're normal

new thread when

off by 3 but it'll do