If Cred Forums was an actual place what would you do?

If Cred Forums was an actual place what would you do?
>me
>shoot up the place

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discuss international culture

>walk past
>barely conceal contempt for disgusting foreigners
>say nothing, do nothing, leave asap

I would do nothing unless the place was inside my bedroom.

KISS BRITISH BOYS

If it was a real place 3/4 of the "people" here wouldn't show up.

>attempt to talk to foreigners
>can't understand their disgusting pig languages
>give up and leave
10/10 would discuss international culture with again

laugh at virgins from all over the world

Avoid it

Bully sissy finnish boys

i'm gonna kick your ass

Shoot everyone and then behead your bodies and hang em in buildings

Rape everyone

I would court all the ladies

and the rest would be lost going to 3 different bars

talk about high art

>the average Cred Forumsellectual
>old enough to be let into a bar
kek
KEK

tie and hang everyone's ballsacks upside down.

> not even best girl

>KISS BRITISH BOYS

YA GONNA GET KISSED

>He doesn't get the reference
New fag gtfo.

Leave you niggers alone

> not even best girl

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You guys don't understand how much I want to bully japan :3

same

where shall i start?

u should stop being a weeb

meant for

Take a fat smelly shart in front of the door to janitors quarters

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Id get Jeffrey to suck my cock

w-why do you w-w-want to kiss me?

that's why ur a virgin

but i am actually not though

because british boys are cute and soft

Avoid eye contact and pretend to be on my phone

I am not soft and cute!

proofs?

oh yes you are let me pinch that cute soft butt

how can I proofs it? you cannot proofs it, much like Ukr*ine

lmao get a load of this fag

proove it

whip out my dick and wait

N-no! I'm not cute. I'm handsome and manly.

>meeting up with anyone from this place
Just remember the cum brownies

ur gay lad

>I'm handsome and manly.
oh yea? how tall are you?

5'8

6'

It would be like some social gathering of some sorts
>autists standing in the corner barely making eye contact
>normies talking about where they've travelled and what they did on summer
>underagefags everywhere

> tfw 6'2

both of you are CONFIRMED my affection pets now

6' 1''

Imagine insane asylum

Sit in the corner, not talking to anyone

I bet I could still beat you up! U-u-unless you like doing headpats/headstroking I like that kind of affection...

maybe i will, maybe i won't, maybe i just want to tease you until you just beg for it

what about punching you in ur face and then raping you?

you will NOT harm him he is MINE

Shoot these two faggots as soon as possible

buy the table, playing cards and beer

pls don't be a bully mr russki

yeah? i will hug you too

Order lots of beer and then banter with you guys until I don't remember anything. It would be a great night.

> the thought of a bunch of drunk brits, australians and finnish lads together in one room

Too much attention!

BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

me? bully? but i'm very nice person

bed time now anyway!

>mfw we drink all of the yanks under the table

Night!

Until next time!

FIRST LAD TO PASS OUT GETS DICKS DRAWN ON HIS FACE

>inb4 nobody knows how to play poker,black jack ,fishing or even solitare.

we just end up playing Uno instead

you are not going anywhere

w-why?

Me and Argentina would be grilling out the back sharing some banter while hitting on France and Spain

(secretly i'm a weeb too)

Team up with other finns and violently assault the janitor

>yfw getting the yanks pissed and then saying their gun laws are for shit cucks

hmm... i don't know.. but i will trust you!

bitch ass nigga pussies like you can't even violently assault a woman

Lithuania why i love your country ;_;

Instigate conflicts, and then take bets on the fights.

Tell that to the 400,000 russians who bled like pigs trying to conquer a hundred times smaller agrarian shithole full of undeducated peasants ;)

let's ride together on your very expensive car then

Holy fuck if you got some brazilian/chicano mandingo fights going I would bet te shit out of that.

And irl shitposting about the best way to grill an entire animal

b-baka

i am a Neet. i cant afford a car... just piggyback rides.

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Most of those posting under the US flag on Cred Forums, are self-hating whites and progressive millennials of the following type:

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fags

>tfw we will never do this
¿Por qué vivir?

>UAE
>cant afford a car
lmao, don't be sad my friend soon you will get some of this oil too

How about a finland v. russia sauna competition? Place your bets people!

you mean the oil thats worth of 40 dollars a barrel now?

atleast it's worth of something

you are right,as much as the barrel