/brit/

>being close to yanks
no thanks

Holy shit will Trump ever recover?

lads, I don't like the british countryside purely because it's been deforested to shit

Still the centre of the world
get in

>muh Queen
why is a "nation" as autistic as Canada allowed to exist

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

>all those penguin immigrants just walking over here
Haha no fucking thanks

t. wolf

It ok trees get in the way of your sight anyway

toying with a girls heart and i don't know why

what the fuck is wrong with me

you mean you can't see the wood for the trees?

I was one of the original writers of the Poleaboo story. We had a small team who would meet on Skype to brainstorm storylines and put together posts.

At one point last year, one of the team, a guy called Waqas Rachid, cut the rest of us out of the story. Even more disturbing, he started to use his own photograph as "Poleaboo".

Waqas kept writing and for a while I enjoyed it, but now it's getting pathetic. The lines between Waqas's life and the Poleaboo character have blurred so much that it's almost become him.

Waqas, it's James. If you are still writing the Poleaboo story, I hope you get the help that you need. Because I can tell, it's starting to get ridiculous. You are a talented guy but you need to do something productive. The rest of us have moved on. Frank is writing for the Daily Mash now and Chris even has a shot at Have I Got News For You. Stop being mental and start using your talent for something better than this shit. It was never supposed to be like this Waqas.

you're a twisted fucking psychopath

prepare to get these fists my friend

Thanks lad

French women worship English cock edition.

Shan't be reading a word of this

he's saying trees are too much wood for one man to see

*first gentle sip of coffee*
*tongue instantly burns*

ahh yes

nice ass

think I'm on the receiving end of this

give me some edgy flags i can put up in my new flat

Willies

doing a grindr

Japanese naval ensign

flag of St George

this badboy

daydreaming about sucking willies

Went to France once and it seemed like everyone expected me to know French, even if they did know english they still acted like a cunt because I had dared to visit that shithole for a week without first dedicating weeks to months of my time learning the language prior

In short, I think we just need to gas the french and be done with it

i wanna suck a willy

where'd you go?

doesn't get much edgier than this

this Tbh

love willies in my mouth and bum

>we

As in ?

we still have some forests x

>wanting pee pee in your mouth
errrrrrrmmmmm..... No thanks!?

intelligent post

what's that nonce term for people attracted to girls aged 14-17 as they're going through puberty?

reckon i might have a case myself

>living on the equator
>being black
Naw

>some

heptophile

love it when my bf cums in my ear

That's what you think

hebephile I think

...

disgosten

msn.com/en-gb/health/diet/brains-of-overweight-people-override-health-messages-when-food-appears/ar-BBwgTLd
howling at this

still can't figure out how to access exhentai

Went from London to Paris then on to Berlin via car

France was, without a doubt, the worst part of the whole trip

The superior anglo nations

p sure that's someone who loves jews

no, brits need to invade and impregnate us, of course.

Arrr! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

pedophile

fuck off nonce

is your car also a boat?

Rhodesian

I'm glad you will remember this trip all your life thanks to us mate x

>pedophile

FOY

stop breathing

same as Ireland

>American education
Outstanding

Jail baited

Ephebophilia

well thats DEAFinitely unusual

Hebephile (noun); a paedophile who owns a thesaurus.

Can i avoid having to pay for TV licence if i sell my TV and only use a monitor for gaming shit?

Wow that pun was unHEARD of

good post

one of those white pride celtic cross flags for real edgemode

that's the one

it's paedophile

ignore everything else, you'll be know as a paedophile in the public

I will conquer your cunt so good I will need to be crowned king at Rouen

You can avoid paying your TV licence by simply not paying it.

i will debase myself in any way imaginable for (You)s

>history-based joke
fucking NERD

>Charleminge

haha yooooooooooonaaaaaaay

youtube.com/watch?v=5r0ZRmr15ZY

nothing wrong with wanting 16 yr old fanny

But they'll send letters and muh court shit threats

We should plant a lot more trees instead of more houses for migrants

the British are a superior race of alpha men :3

I'd say he collapsed 20 minutes later

>Paris

people who just mind their own business are being bothered by a thousand tourist a day
of course they are annoyed when your anglo ass expect to be spoonfed after they've been harassed by japs to go buy some vuitton bags

do you speak another language you entitled aborican cunt? no, so fuck off

You and your country are an historical joke

BREAKING: NYC BOMBER APPREHENDED AFTER GUN BATTLE

>ass

FOY

>an historical
>an "h"
technically correct but never sounded right to me

A fine example of the average frenchman from my own experiences. Gas the lot.

nice link

>bomber
>didn't kill a single person

say it with a northern or cockney accent

lads I'm literally surrounded by the chinese

>applied for a few jobs on a whim
>just got an email from one of them about coming in for an interview
>now filled with dread and anxiety
Ah yes

guess you can say his plan bombed aha

Impressed tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=3uSu4ETV70w

Wonder how many trees a few bankers bonuses/ footballers wages would pay for

ignore them and don't open the door
simple as that really

why is this always posted

what is it's significance

>get phoned up about an interview
>agree to dates/times

>on the day before the interview, text them and say I can't make it or that I already have a job

ah yes

genuinely want a son of my own to raise and continue my family's legacy

might need to impregnate a lass first haha

nah i'm a nice guy :^)
but every single one of you tourist morons go to paris which every single french tell you on Cred Forums is a shit experience people wise but you never fucking listen

parisians are cunts
everyone knows it

sbs.com.au/news/article/2016/09/19/brisbane-restaurant-slammed-celebrating-british-imperialism-safari

oh dear

don't want a girl though

youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c

>thesaurus
the 2 terms are not synonyms you illiterate

sounds delicious

Might be using this technique

>.com.au

Shan't be opening this

I'm a dickhead tourist
fuck other countries tbqh

Doing a b8

youtube.com/watch?v=zBbBc5UYqDw

>that righteous nonce rage

those tweets are actually pretty funny

going to look at boy bums for a couple hours

>Not an Island
Piss off proxy faggot. No Brit would give up island status

How fucking dare you

>All those niggers being one bus away
Nu uh.

youtube.com/watch?v=ThvspSnCbA0

10/10 would eat at

t. in the nonce capital of the world
bbc.com/news/magazine-36843769

hebrew

can you pick me? :3

would genuinely love to deck one of these smug leaf bastards. wouldn't even see what was coming before i knock them out

i feel chosen
chilling with the dopeman

sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/punjabi/en/article/2016/04/19/kohinoor-was-gifted-british-says-indian-govt-0

Indians BTFO

*boos*

Wheels are already in motion lad

oh wait that's malawi
same thing

Wish I had a child desu.

i need nos
i need nos
i need nos
i need nos
i need nos

telling god he'll work for me one day
waiting for repercussions

*impregnates you*

nonce

same sex parents should not be allowed to raise children

For non-sexual reasons.

are you buying an air gun haha

2 parents are better than 1

>"If we claim our treasures like Kohinoor from other countries, every other nation will start claiming their items from us. There will be nothing left in our museums," he added further.
Greeks should learn from the Indians desu
fucking elgin marbles belong in the british museum.

>same sex parents
*same sex couples

That's what a paedo WOULD say

ordering drugs on alphabay lads

anyone want anything?

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37383914
christ

i feel chosen
chilling with the dopeman

single parents should not be allowed either

married, opposite sex parents or the child is being deprived of a mother and a father

rasheed

So because someone doesn't adhere to traditional gender roles, they must be intersex or trans?

What if she just likes playing with action man?

this post gives me déjà vu

actually my friend most Arabs would disagree with that sentiment and I think a more appropriate name for this would be a larry or a kevin or some other various assortment of white liberal cuckold names

cornetto

>has conservative opinions
>called Rasheed
Civilisation will collapse because of people like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=aa3FJtC5k3c
new kays

bet this gets loads of views from right wingers and then the bbc are like "hmmm it seems this article is popular, we should write more like it"

should I become a Rorke lads?

>mother and a father

what about a bottom and a top?
a sub and a dom?
a bear and a twink?

t. Rasheed

people love to feel special and this shit is a gold mine if you are an attention-seeking partially sick in the head twatlord

>What would be your name if you were a boy? You've always been more attracted to boys, would you be gay man or a straight man?
fucking hell mum she's 10 years old

it's perfectly normal for a grown lad to be 5'9

...r-right lads?

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37411784
hmm

I'm actually quite the expert on the 19th and early 20th century British Navy lads

>people love to feel special

I don't
I'd rather blend it and not be noticed

No kid talks like this, she's parroting the script her mum has shoved down her throat because seh wants a son

wrong.

Rasheed

We've returned stuff to the Indians, but I wonder: does it actually go back to the temple it was stolen from

I don't wanna live no more
Sometimes I hear death knocking at my front door
I'm living everyday like a hustle
Another drug to juggle, another day another struggle

youtube.com/watch?v=rogvlB2SP4k

yes, since that's average height

can I be your loyal wife?

me too
but we feel special because the only people we are currently experiencing are ourselves
some people need to translate this feel into actively getting attention

why do they call it the 21st century? it's not 2116 haha am i right

Probably ends up in an Indian museum instead
greedy twats just want money

b-but everyone on Cred Forums is 7'2! its true! manlets!

EDUCATION STREET KNOWLEDGE IMMA MOLD HER NOW

wrong.

yes

Am unironically 6'6".

wrong

I'm unironically 6'5" but not built like a brick shit house unfortunately (though I am 16 stone teehee)

YOU LOOK SO GOOD HUH I'D SUCK ON YOUR DADDY'S DICK

fat cunt

>Why yes I do believe two mothers can replace a father
>Why yes I do believe two fathers can replace a mother
depravity

I'm 5'6 and built like a brick shithouse

rasheed

not that different, spain is a bit closer so that's nice

ten stacks gotta waste it

bunda 2bh lads

>ahmad khan ramadi

ah yes one of those bloody christians again

Shaving my balls was the worst mistake I've made in my life. Don't know how I'm gonna make it through the week. Fuck this shit, I'll find me a bitch that doesn't mind hair.

It's lunch time lads

Should I make a sandwich or make some eggs (didn't have breakfast)

>tfw 5'9 and built like a shit brickhouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the first man crying, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you students and people with jobs make and just cry to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) I would literally be putting a gun to my head in under a second

check your calendars it's 2016

alri Justin

soylent green is people

Is it too early to be thinking about halloween costumes? Thinking about going as billy the puppet from saw, already found decent ones online

did a poo in a class 142

didnt flush though

Am unironically the same height.

will go with the ol' ripped up white t shirt with fake blood

Northern poo house

hmm

Who watches the watchmen?

go my blood test results back
i was slightly above average.
fucking hell

Sure you are lad. Statistically I'm the only one.

it will now be known as "the poo train of the north" haha

the gf

>that guy who buys pre-made costumes

sick of the buddhists and hindus killing people in the name of religion

testosterone test*

you need to go back

Sure you are lad. Statistically I'm the only one.

not sure if you're being sarcastic but that's actually a big thing in certain parts of Asia

rorke

won't dress up, since ill just be staying at home anyway

But I want to adopt kids one day...

the bf

disgusting.

she'll be obese in 5 years like every other mudslime as well

I remember when I was ~18 at my first year of uni and the girls in my flat at halls decided to dress me up as a french maid for halloween

then I got wolf-whistled and groped a lot by guys, gays and girls

fun night

Nothing worse than being learned 2bh. Wish I was ignorant.

well

your right to children is not greater than the child's right to a mother and father

sick of these moral relativists who stick up for single parents/same sex couples raising children

post pics

...

Wouldn't one parent be better than being raised by the state services?

you can adopt me :3

>queers
Fucking disgusting.

rash

I was breaking up with girls since I was 15. It's the only thing that hasn't gotten easier

aha!

why not

ok

Had the most unsatisfying smoke of my life there

rollies are fucking shite i packed it too much and it wouldnt smoke properly the wee bastard

'sheed

isn't it

Have you seen the state of statistics regarding single mothers?

I'd rather not get doxxed thanks

crossdressing isn't inherently gay

oh

I'm a man though. Single fathers do ok from what I have seen of the statistics.

i don't see anything

Holy shit muslims BTFO

top o' the mornin' o'rorke

ello' 'sheed

>If you hate us digusting diseased queers then you're a muslim
Sorry lad, your pathetic attempts to shame and silence me by calling me a muslim will not work.

>crossdressing isn't inherently gay
Gas yourself, queer.

let a guy shag you in it?

alri dracula

>mum was a shit parent
>dad was an expert
>parents get divorced
>court says to stay with mum most of the time and only dad at weekends
>coincidentally get fatter and fatter over the years

ah yes

no it wouldn't

single parents do not make good parents

ready for Halloween?

Jj

lads I live in a block of 6/7 flats with a communal letterbox

when buying naughty things from the deepweb who do I address the letter to? obviously won't put my own name but do I put a fake name and my flat number or just a fake name addressed to no flat and hope no one else in the flat opens it?

And the uncaring arms of the state do? Also most single parents do not go in prepared for it, if I was adopting I would be making plans for how to do it beforehand.

i basically agree with him but Buddhists have done pretty sick shit to innocent Muslims

hope you get done you degenerate spastic

Think I might go out and claim the life of a 'sheed with the trusty claideamh mor

cannot WAIT for every single girl to dress up as harley quinn

>innocent Muslims
Rasheed

ah yes, claidheamh mor
surreptitiously opens google

Here use mine, Ill take the fall lad:

John McDonagh

I usually use my first and middle initials, with my last name in full

i.e 'J J Smith'

>every Muslim is evil and doesn't deserve human rights
ebin

no, that'd be gay

Why do western courts always side with the woman

>hope you get done you degenerate spastic

Muslims would have to be human for them to have human rights.

me in the middle

Basically a Scottish/Irish Gaelic longsword

Same sex parents/single parents aren't just going to adopt children from state care, they'll get impregnated or get surrogates to carry the children.

Also, we shouldn't tolerate a temporary fix for children under care with a substandard solution.

I'm talking about myself since I want to adopt eventually.

business idea:
gay children for gay couples

rorke

Mohammed

rasheed

youtube.com/watch?v=jJMPSmZJ5wY
>british cuisine

Imagine getting cock surgery lads

>They will slice off penis skin and grow it in a lab then they will take flesh from other part of body and patch length onto the dick and later on it will heal, while it heals they will add a flexible rod and pump around pelvis and then when it's fully healed they will fix the flesh discoloration with laser and after all the time(roughly 3 years) you will have a longer and bigger penis.

how bloody awful, bet you cant feel your dick after

ah yes... accidental buggery

business idea:
adopt thai children so i don't have to travel all the way to thailand

>ARKAM was 12 when he watched men beat his father’s head with a brick and slaughter him with a knife. The family had been walking home from the mosque near their village in Rakhine, Myanmar’s westernmost state, when a stone-throwing mob blocked their path. Their Buddhist neighbours had ordered them to stop practising Islam. The murder was a punishment for clinging to their faith.

economist.com/news/asia/21654124-myanmars-muslim-minority-have-been-attacked-impunity-stripped-vote-and-driven

eDgY

egg sandwich

then get together with a woman and have kids

based buddhists

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

Need a group of sick young dancers preferably between the ages of 5 and 13

>there are unironic muslim sympathisers itt
rasheed

They had fair warning, should've listened

what is you lad's guilty pleasure?

What's so bad, did you cut yourself constantly?

tad noncey desu

Buddhists are so based.

Phoned the rozzers

RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT

mudslimes getting a taste of their own medicine. fuck them.

12 year old from a dancing group called funky feet here, whats up dude?

if you shaved your nuts for a girl, you're beta as fuck mate.

Who /browses /brit/,brit/pol/ and /britfeel/ simultaneously/ here?

Gotta cut the cancer out early if you want to live. UK should take note

That's like ISIS give other people fair warning to stop being infidels.

What's funny is that the people sticking up for these nutty buddhists have the exact same mentality as ISIS. Either follow our way or we kill you.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

>then get together with a woman
How?

runts

poleaboo

youtube.com/watch?v=umF1kfVujhM

Is there anywhere in England that looks as third world as France seems to in this video?

*blocks your path*
*crushes your head with a brick*

pshhh, I won't go so easy next time... ..

rasheed's losing his nut

this general is the worst on Cred Forums you should feel bad and all kill yourselves.

*is built like a brick shithouse*
*the extra brick only adds to my power*

the joke's on you

But ISIS don't give people fair warning though

not exactly. islam is a shitty toxic religion that needs eradicating.

*phones the constables*

>tfw your brother is dressing as freddy and his misses as daphine and because you and your gf dressed as shaggy and velma years ago and looked good, he wants you to do it again.

I was planning to just go out dressed in my usual attire for halloween weekend.

thanks

genuinely thought it was syria from your pic

bit rude

Yes, Muslims should follow our way or be killed. Glad you got the message Rasheed.

yeah lad some spots in NI are pretty fucking grim

hmmm quite funny for a yank

almost TOO funny methinks

havent heard much about candlejack for a whi

ruh roh

I agree. But killing random Muslims walking down the road is wrong whether you like it or not.

I don't know why so many people struggle with the concept of moral universalism. Relativists are truly subhuman.

>NI is in England
Potato education

wow so unique
Will batter all 4 of you if I catch you round my way

our way of being a NEET and shitposting on Cred Forums 12 hours a day :^)

bet i could take him. candlejack doesnt know im 6'4 and built like a bri

>Yes, Christians should follow our way or be killed. Glad you got the message Nigel.
You have the exact same thinking as ISIS lad. Mentally ill.

Dare you listen to this or are you too cowardly??

youtube.com/watch?v=BIsbD0l_bEg

inb4 someone does the meme wro

dont lose your nut rorke I thought he said UK, calm it

Christianity is objectively superior to Islam

t. atheist

thanks

Ugliest sounding language?

...

Yeah but Christianity is superior to Islam.

...

Canadian

youtube.com/watch?v=ymPu2PdLW3I

Absolute banger from your childhood

definitely nederpoop

chinese and danish are definitely at the top

>or be killed
So you want to kill people who don't follow Christianity?

why is she trying to be ellie fanning

Only Muslims, everyone else is ok.

Not England, but in scotland I can namea few. Priesthill glasgow, nidrie edinburgh, the kingsway area in Dundee, most of Fife. (worst part is the populace is 90% white.)

>Only Infidels, everyone else is ok.
Same as ISIS.

Being a rorke is a mental illness.

Rasheed

>(worst part is the populace is 90% white.)

Rasheed.

Mate, why do you think I'm not all up for it.
Also, come at me ya fucking jumped up wee cunt.I'll introduce you to my mate sole and my chum Stanley.

>I have nothing to say so I'll use the Rasheed response!
Another argument I've won :)

>He tallies his internet arguments
Sad Rasheed

coffee and lots of it. i go to a cafe chain called gloria geans and order a large ice long black which is three shots of coffee with ice and water. i have about three of those a day. doctor says its too much caffeine and that i should cut down to feel less anxious.

probably has ingrown hairs.