/brit/

weirdest fucking board on Cred Forums tbf

watching some JAV

names pls

Just dropped my wine lads

The glass broke had to clean it up and everything

could batter any haddock that posts here and serve him with tartar sauce, without breaking a sweat

when does herts get in from work

alri mum

thought these posts were going to be like odd ones out or something
but the whole thread is men's arses

So, when do you want to get married?

Watching Deadpool lads. Really hilarious movie, it's just so meta. I love Ryan Reynolds in it!

t. 23 year old manchild

Test

>I wanna be
>academic
>confident and romantic
>but I just feel weird and overdramatic

alri quick replier

to lazy/busy to do laundry so i have just not been wearing underwear the past few days

*gets the London look*

If youve seen any capeshit film you should be beaten with an iron pipe

The one who got doxxed

did i leave the stove on? XD

You don't get it. You see he's a superhero but he's not really a good guy XDDD!

Is NI the grimmest place in the UK?

*punches your two front teeth out and sprays you with brown paint*

Lunch lads

some runt revving a scooter outside
fuck off, normie runts

died from a heroin overdose

...

work gf (who I asked out and she said no) is on holiday with her real boyfriend now, probably getting his pole as we speak

not sure how to feel about it

hopefully she'll take this opportunity to break up with him, he lives hundreds of miles away and she has to take a plane to see him lmao

skipped work today im such a madman

Chavs are on their offroad bikes again lads

>a fucking zoomed in japan flag

>work gf
wot

alri mark

It's ok, he swears loads in it so it's an adult film really!!

Just heard that line, absolutely HOWLING with laughter.

I literally can't comprehend the complexity of this character, how many Oscars did the screenwriters win for this character?

my mate Deano's house is pretty grim

his nan died in the spare bedroom a few months back and i bet the grubby cretin hasn't even changed the sheets in there

posts from a proxy as he got permabanned and has a static IP

having a butcher's

I WANNA BE, BE, BE FAR AWAY-AY-AY

I absolutely cannot believe my supramarginal gyrus, lads

alri sershlad

Brunch lads

every Aussie poster is actually an Aborigine

going to zumba class

Just got back from wageslavery

does anyone know how difficult is it to get perscribed benzos from the gp

rather difficult im imagining

Meetup at belfast's house tonight?

looks grim but id eat it nfl

With a cross
Heathens Japs out

my food today:
-bowl of chocolate shreddies
-five lindt chocolate balls
-slice of ham
-friji chocolate milkshake
-two battered chicken burgers, curly chips, peas and tomato sauce

pls rate

doing a join

what street is he on

youtube.com/watch?v=IhfB_QWy4DA

safe la, ill bring a few bottles of buck

de(s)cent (into obesity)

*literally howls*

>tfw safe Labour seat so it is pointless to be a member of any other party

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obesity/10

Having a refreshing bottle of SmartWater lads

Can't stand tap water

it's only safe because of pessimists like you

that canadian's going to be wiping for at least 30 minutes straight

the lads at uni found out i'm an otaku and now they're bullying me

>(2.06 MB, 1222x910)
Shan't be opening this

> yfw craig on pointless

fucking hell imagine living in one of those grim council houses
what a shit existence

good goy

End the taig plague gas liverpool and glasgow

tfw to smart for tap water

that was ulster you mong

*liquidates the Canadian and drinks him*

>work gf (who I asked out and she said no)

this girl has an irish accent but constantly insists she is from portsmouth

really baffles me

innocent > smartwater

>someone saved my creation

cheers lad

Portsmouth mentioned

for the school picture?

>joining the Conservatives
Good lad, make sure those multi-nationals are looked after.

> come anywhere near liverpool and you'll get banged

uncle of mine is wasting 60 pounds on this "asea magical salt water" shit

can't believe an adult man in a first world country can fall for this

Why is NI the grimmest place in the UK?

Lads what do 'identify' as in terms of nationality British/English/Scottish/Welsh/etc?

Mine goes in this order
>English
>British
>European
>Child of Earth
>Specimen of the Universe
>EU citizen

>tfw to smart
>to

came back from my highly paid job
bf is In the gym
so I'm ready to shitpost, lads

because it's the only place that's in ireland

English
Northern Irish
British

alri rasheed

scouser, that's all

The white man

Thoughts?

>not joining the Tories for BASED local issues to help save your local area from shit-tier Labour and LibDems

doing a holiday plans

wahey good evening lads
how is everyone

some girls followed me today got kinda weird

>I don't drink tapwater. That's just below me.

Muslim
English
Londoner

went to gym on saturday
havent showered since

i like the smell coming from between my bollocks nad my legs lads.

>Lesotho
>Not red

record migration and austerity have made my local area just lovely

or maybe it's because it's the only English place in Ireland.

Hate it

same tbqh

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Briton
English
Welsh
British
European
etc.

Yorkshireman
English
Britsh
Germanic
European

what is wrong with portugal

Was a mistake

>I live 15 minutes from this runt
Fuck sake.

>entire sahara desert is red

intredasting

REALLY want to go to colombia but i know im going to get me shite carved in

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Was disappointing to learn that pic related is actually a just a muh heritage Canadian

>English
>Yorkshireman
>British
I don't identify beyond that.

why would it be

British
Welsh
German
European
Canadian
White

Want money lads

nothing to do with the english
scotish/irish cesspit of scum

Mate just had his gf break up with him because she says he's a bad dancer and she gets embarrassed when he dances with her

Hahahahahaha

We're all going down the pub later, gonna be taking the piss out of him for that for at least 10 years

Smear some chocolate into your face,wear a towel on your head,and come apply for asylum

>scots

That's obviously his made up excuse.

She probably cheated on him or something.

hahah fucking hell mate he'll never live that down don't come back you fucking twat

>Yorkshireman
good lad x

zim zim zimmer

Cred Forums pass ran out lads, should i cop a new one?

>little red dot in Japan

Hmm

here's mine

>tfw was chirpsing some latina girl in america and she asked me to dance with her and i didnt know wat to do and she didnt end up doing sex on me

its a real shame we dont learn how to dance in our culture 2bh

its surprisingly more alpha than sitting in a pub downing pints :(

youtube.com/watch?v=TDwutKpVyas

same happened me last night

yeah do it

Otaku convention

the gf

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474303365561.webm

Don't understand why every celeb and media outlet is going so HAM on Trump. I know they're desperately doing their bit to try and influence people enough to not vote for him, but at the end of the day, Trump could very well win and then they will look stupid for crossing the line of political satire and just insulting the future president and his wife

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sweden-wants-the-eu-to-punish-member-states-who-dont-take-refugees-a7315711.html

processing a thought

i didn't because moot is no longer in control and the new guys sold user information from a past venture he did

Dance like an absolute retard and everyone loves it tbqh.

>Smear some chocolate into your face,wear a towel on your head
always sex with germans isn't it. Can't help it can you, honestly sometimes I wonder why I like you guys so much.

hiroshima

doing a think about the nature of existence and the meaning of life

jobseekers has S T I L L not come in
i'ts a bloody disgrace

are you new

careful lad, thinking can lead to answers.

fuck off neet

this is a wagey general

have to get my wisdom teeth removed at the hospital

oh dear

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can't you come up with an original post in your life you fucking dickhead?

'the gf'

how many times has that been posted before? a hundred? two hundred? You're pathetic.

*splatters shit all over the thread like a rhinoceros*

reddit flags test

Nothing wrong with having a sexually liberal culture tbqh

what are the answers though

I'm english catholic

immune to your runt ways

ahh right it's a so-called gimmick, is it?

l m a o

why do germans like anal so much

>One of the lowest birthrates in the world, even lower than Japan's
Yeah, totally. Kill yourself Hans.

>neck an E', dance like a complete berk
>bitches fucking love me.
>tfw can't get it up on E
Actual joke.

Hello,reddit !

cialis and yokes my dear friend

*blocks you path*

Don't mess with me, sunshine!

*activates operation flat spracklen*

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474303067504.webm

This place is toxic.

I don't know why I come here.

The igf got me in a lot of trouble lads

youtube.com/watch?v=VOBgE10sEQE

ibuprofen is your friend lad

you better get onto them about that m8.

youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

Cause it feels good I guess
Doesn't have a lot to do with each other

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

Kill the runt. Cut its throat. Spill its blood.

can't watch this shit due to second hand embarrassment because of my high empathy

>the igf

*walks towards you with both legs at the same time*

all me

It does. Sexual liberation leads to extinction.

Any lads seen Foals live?

They're playing here next week but the fucking service fees are up the butt

>pic related is a foal

yeah a couple of years ago

that
fucking
song

fuck

Literally me

Can you get cialis without a prescription? What is/are yokes?

more of this qt tbqh

Have done.

I'll spark him out if he sells mine.

yeah in about 2007 I was very trendy

link to thread you worthless roach

Are they worth a $50 ticket?

>empathy for nonces

Explain please

youtube.com/watch?v=phKO2T2pMjM

I would say I'm English, but if someone asked me like online what I was, I'd say British because saying I'm English sounds a bit weird to people outside of the UK.

that's not what i meant detective

idk they were okay from what i remember, nothing special

Nah, I always say I am English. British is such a non-term, pretty sure it is mainly Pakis who use it.

Just got home from Saudi Arabia lads

AMA

>be tall and look good
>bitches fucking love me
>fully working dick

Feels good man

>Hilary Clinton's tech guy got caught asking Reddit for advice on how to delete emails

archive.is/eVHi9

She's fucked isn't she?

youtube.com/watch?v=Qn7__IWzI9I

silence you unscrupulous toad

would like to see a crane fall on that lot

Listening to some absolutely 'trish gaze right now

Are you a snackbar

thats the most impressive runt trap ive ever seen, who built it

she wants a man from the flat spracklen house

Aight
Thanks nigga

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in love and gonna have kids soon AMA

Egg yokes?

I'd be scared to say British incase someone thought I was a dirty scot

i have the answer, but i can't give it to you lad. Cassandra and all that.

my parents are there right now m8

your comment actually upset me

Can anyone tell me how the US election polls are going? want to know how trumps getting on

why has a middle aged man got acne

Sexual liberation weakens family structures, creates a society built around sex as a result as sex does not take place between married couples but just random people who tend to have no or weak commitments to one another and thus leads to lower birthrates in the long term. It also makes it less likely for people to have children because people do not move out as quickly because their relationships are weaker as a result of liberalism.

ahh yes, the perfect place to ask this question
fuck off

crying

dentist gave it to him to prevent him from singing

>Cassandra
i'll believe you lad

wew lads, chrome just totally changed for me

That does make sense,but it's not the only cause to the problem.

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

only a 0.9 separates him from her

act of god m8

>liberalism
FOY

I'd lock them all in and wait for them to starve to death

what'd that random spike in come from

I never leave the house ain't slept in three days

Popping pills, writing, drinking and smoking haze

Weaving kicks and snares, tryna dodge these hooks

Keepin' it original something that's overlooked

youtube.com/watch?v=kYG0t2oIfC4

...

not sure how much I like it 2bh

>Even though Cameron, Blair etc all defined themselves as Liberals and talked about Liberal values I can't use it because of Yanks
Fuck off runt.

the problems of sexual liberation are

STDs
Abortions
Single parenthood
Higher divorce rates
Underage pregnancies
Sexualisation of children
Perversions becoming widespread

The sexual liberation was a disaster.

Why aren't you getting yourself a nice 30k used car for 15k?

I have in my hand here a cheque for £250,000...

...BUT WE DONT WANT TO GIVE YOU THAT

wheres the proof

prefer the one about cunnilingus

in august

sorry have to brush up on my runt skills

unta gleebon gloubon globen

well then what is all this shite i hear about her being 10 points ahead constantly?

you wont though, and you wont believe the reason why you wont. I have tried before and long since given up.

only now?

happened days ago for me haha

tune

>Afghan-born suspect Ahmad Khan Rahami

yeah I think he's got a right to be angry

GOP convention

>wanted to do something as a career
>do some work
>realise it's fucking boring and I don't want to do it

For fucks sake I thought I had things sorted

ahh yes and yet the population continues to grow

rasheed

It is from months ago. Trump has been gaining in the polls for a while now.

love how runts think posting on facebook about how politicians do illegal things will do anything lmao

>Boomers complain that X is a waste of money

yeah, ok Deborah, you have a cabinet full of plates no one can touch

Just say it friend. I'm more spiritual and open to new ideas than you think I am.

bad edition

national polls don't matter

look at the swing state polls

Same lad.

>Yes I do care about politics and want to work in it
>Get job in politics
>It's suicide tier inducing

Ahhh yes, my life

yeah, I only restart my comp like once a month or something

rasheed

From immigration, Rasheed.

Birthrates are below replacement rates.

>Rasheed Hitchens of the Mail on Sunday

rasheed

...

BRUUUUH Moses parted her hair and her tits

youtube.com/watch?v=XwGX9tO1Vk8

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter??

If I had my way there would be no Rasheeds.

youtube.com/watch?v=8uUk691o8BI

Because of all the irish there, didn't genocide them hard enough.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474305810625.webm

ah yes

>Cred Forums claims to be against liberalism and pro-Conservative
>somebody posts Conservative opinions
>gets Rasheeded
I don't even know what to say.

>people have sex under the covers and with the lights off
mental

Good, we're fucking full.

You're an absolute madman if you think it leads to extinction.

People still have the natural desire to procreate.

>tfw whiteys arent having 7 children

we're all cucks with a death wish

()()()()()()

The gf

>that literal orgasm half way through

Good webm, if you're a nonce

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ROI is a peaceful and nice place so I doubt thats the problem

its the Ulster Scotch, PIRA south armagh brigade didnt genocide them hard enough

put me earphones in so i didn't have to listen to some runt from work babble on about conspiracy theories and weed on an hour long train and now he's upset

>be tall
not needed as much as you think
FACE > STATUS > MONEY > THE REST
If you look good and arent a turbo manlet, you'll get pussy

No, we should stop immigration and then just raise birthrates to replacement levels. Then we can have a nice stagnancy.

Say 'rasheed'

>Get job in politics
what do you do

Rorke

Absolutely nout wrong with hunting.

reminds me of the first time I took pure MD

Rasheed

the fact that you even thought of that makes you a bit of a nonce tbqh

>>

he messaged me a while ago so he ain't dead even though he is on the gear big style

different person spazzer

Rasheed

He's literally talking about liberalism though, he's not using it in the yank sense of the word which is just an all encompassing term in reference to the left as a whole.

>pet shop with the qt girl has a job vacancy

>Cred Forums is one person

*suffers a hear attack*

reminds me of when i first shagged my daughter

>we're fucking full.
Overpopulation is a liberal myth.

lobby.

Who knew it wasn't back room deals but actually just really boring shit?

>raise birthrates to replacement levels
no we should let a few million die off

>2 years pet shop experience required

Rorke

What is the blue in the midlands, Leicester and Birmingham?

Fucking Lodnon

Cute

>allowing my bank account to be cucked by 7 offspring

no sir i don't like it

i hate this general

it was only a matter of time

>he is on the gear big style
what a bellend
>mfw the entire time he posted he acted like a drug intellectual who'd never get addicted to anything

Fucking kek

>advocating more violence
I thought you liked peace and calm

They will anyway as we have way more old people than needed.

I presume so.

You need to be attractive to work there, nobody wants to bring their kid to buy a hamster from some fat perv

With their socks on

I'm stopping at 5.

Death over dishonour

>satan
>not being rich

fuck off literal billionaire

i mean how many deals have you done with runts over the years? i heard first borns are worth a pretty penny

what do you lobby for

or as I like to say Daesh wish

If everybody had 3 we'd be fine

rasheed

>underestimating the Catholics.
Bad move mate.
>whitey
oh, nevermind, irish are black with light skin.

socks on is completely fine
unless you need to plant your feet on your hardwood floors

Degree in animal related field prefured

Some of us have jobs you know, we don't spend all day on Cred Forums

I'm not that fat

d'aww her first proper adrenalin rush

cute

>Then I'm going to have you ride me, babe, as my hand grabs your ass and I blank your blanks.

thanks lad

With his underwear on and slipping the willy through the pee hole

Don't want to say but it's fucking boring.

Pretty much any major company does it too, it's just wank and shit.

tights girl at work is fuming because she reckons she's being moved to split us apart because we talk too much

>I didn't intend to do anything
>I want you to feel me inside you

Love when he reads the chatlogs back to them

I like /brit/ because I can express my heterosexuality in a non-judgemental environment

i wouldn't mind getting paid for wanking and shitting

WOAH

Fucking hell. Is that a white supremacist symbol?

really dislike how the webms on reddit are mp4s which can't be posted here

i can hear them...
who you ask?
normies.

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convert them then you nigger

haha

xmedia-recode.de/en/download.html

um i'm judging you for posting the alt-right frog though

i'll let you off with a warning xx

really dislike how you constantly talk about reddit on a different website and you should just fucking stay there

Just renewed it lads :)

Really like that one lad that always sends me x's ]

xxx

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Don't understand all the hate reddit gets here

What's wrong with reddit lads?

not worth the effort desu

Chris is looking a bit rough. Still got a decent barnet though.

>fart bubble going up and down my crack
anybody know that feel?

The gf

People who have been on Cred Forums for more than 7 years will start to naturally go on Reddit

If you've been here less than 7 years then you'll shit on Reddit

Its mostly underage runts who shit on it

I recall recommening this programme to you some time ago as you were having trouble creating high quality webms my icelandic friend x

nice what will you watch first

then stop complaining

I used to browse reddit at my old work (shitty call centre, we weren't supposed to be using the internet but I was the only one who worked out how to get round the block) simply because I wouldn't browse /brit/ or Cred Forums there, kek

ew, ripped girls are fucking disgusting

yes indeed, thanks again for the recommendation

ok sorry iceland

Is she black or asian?

you're so full of shit it's unreal

it's a well known fact that the majority of hate comes from ''oldfags'' due to board loyalty

Attracts annoying pseudo-intellectual normie whereas Cred Forums attracts annoying pseudo-intellectual abnormies.

Has everyone in /brit/ worked at a call centre at one point?

I have..

I came here from r/Cred Forums to here a year ago
Since then I've only used reddit for nsfw subs

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yep

yes

I used to ring alumni up for my university and ask them for money if that counts.

yes

it's shit

women are cunts

I've been here since 2007 and I don't like reddit.
Not the community, just the layout, I've been spoiled by image boards.
Even forums seem more organised to me, I may just be getting old, but fuck reddit.

FUCK OFF

Yep
Took a part of my soul that place did

no

went straight into a grad job after uni

since im a certified runt i used to go on it, eventually it becomes clear most people are just posting for upvotes, and people encourage them by rewarding people who just regurgitate old content

i mean the same thing happens here with (You)s but at least posts with the most replies aren't at the top of the page

the flow is also much worse as new posts are ignored because of the layout

currently work in one
dunno how to find a way out

The most entitled, most diluted and spoiled of America’s generations, The Boomers

A generation that was given everything except the wisdom on how to use what they where gifted, what had cost generations before them in blood, sweat and tears. In a span of less than 60 years, they’ve managed to morally, physically and financially bankrupt the United States, leaving a rotten husk of a nation to their posterity.

These are only some of their crimes:

They gave civil rights to niggers, lounged around as hippies spreading diseases in massive drug fueled orgies, destroyed our educational system and replaced it with liberal Marxism, gave faggots the right to marry, gave trannies political support, shipped all of our jobs & factories to third world nations, opened the doors to millions of third worlders, drugged their children with psychostimulants, creating autistic retards in the process, created the drug wars and wiretapped the whole nation with a vast surveillance grid.

They single handedly turned a strong white, Christian, conservative nation, into a multicultural brown cesspool. One where their children are discriminated against based solely on the notion of being white. Where faggots and niggers constantly adorn the screen and worst of all, where for a white man, it is taboo to say that he is proud of who he is.

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Worked as a techy for sky.
Worst job ever.
'have you tried turning it on and off'
>no.
>oh, that worked.
or
>have you tried changing the remote batteries
>no
>oh that worked.

Absolutely howling at how shit your lives must be.

been here since 2008 and never posted on reddit

it's a step down from Cred Forums

Naw
I'm comfy here and i like these frogs everyone posts, they're pretty funny

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

didn't read a single word of this

lads, automatic transmissions get better every year right?

Too antisocial for bar work

I worked in it whilst practising law at uni

still am but dropped the call centre job

my life will be fine when im making phat stackz defending IRA men in court

Cred Forums stopped being anything but the most liberal site on the internet sometime between 2006 and 2008

Why do they all look ruff as fuck in the bottom pic?
Did blacky rape them and fuck off with the family gold?

Awful 'culture', they're left wing and they ban anything they think is mean.

It's also very american for some reason.

>Look at what my buddy did!
>*something not particularly interesting
>has a million upvotes and comments
>someone says 'This is like something from Seinfield!'
>person replies with something unfunny
>gets a million upvotes and gold whatever gold is

I remember saying Milton Keynes is a shithole full of immigrants on reddit once and got loads of downvotes, then said 'it's because I said immigrants isn't it? Fucking reddit'. That comment got upvotes and my original comment got upvotes.

Cred Forums is mindless but nowhere near as mindless as reddit.

call centres seem much more social?

>antisocial
>gets a job that involves non-stop talking
hmm

ne

What makes you say that?

I work as a field tech for a major company
Ive had top level people ask me shit along the lines of "how do I unlock my caps?"

>t. 5'10" manlet

making calls is far more intimidating than serving customers face to face for some reason